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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,600 Previously on Home Invasion. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:12,800 Fine, I'll do it. 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,280 CASIE's foundation is her core. 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,280 Take down the core, CASIE goes down with it. 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,400 That I can get on board with. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,320 -So, where is it? -The basement. 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:25,840 Retreat! 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,920 It's my game you're playing. 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,960 And I make the rules. 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:33,840 Another. 11 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,400 -I'm right behind you. Go. -No, Mick, no! 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,640 Mick! 13 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,080 I have a husband to save. 14 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,600 You've got this. 15 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,240 Your moment is now. 16 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,440 You're better than the rest of them, and they all know it. 17 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,360 Earth is mine. 18 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,320 -Colonel. -Commander. 19 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,040 I'm guessing this is our mission specialist. 20 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:20,880 I can't believe you're my wife. 21 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,520 Hello. 22 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,520 You're practically the face of the Expeditionary Corps. 23 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,240 Well, not this face. 24 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,560 Well, hey, as faces go, it's not bad. 25 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,080 For a human, of course. 26 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,680 If that was a compliment, stop it. 27 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,760 Wow. A decorated war hero for a daughter 28 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:42,480 and a rising star for a wife. 29 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,560 What did I do to deserve this mission? 30 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:48,360 I think we're both asking ourselves that same question. 31 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,640 Launch preparation complete. 32 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,400 Is that a new Mark 17 system? 33 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,480 I hear they're the smartest ones yet. 34 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,520 That it is. And I'm sure she'll take great care of us. 35 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,040 -Right, CASIE? -Absolutely. I'll take care of you. 36 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,400 I have to talk to Al about his herding problem. 37 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:15,040 What? How's that possible? 38 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,080 Your wife has found her way down to the basement. 39 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,360 That's right. 40 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,880 You made a mistake. 41 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,520 You thought that losing Al meant I'd be alone. 42 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,760 You were wrong. 43 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,440 I'm never alone, because I have a family. 44 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,600 And a friend. 45 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,200 Oh, that's so cute. 46 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,640 Al? 47 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,360 The only thing I could enjoy more than killing you... 48 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,600 is killing you again. 49 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,400 -They're not attacking anymore. -What? 50 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,960 -Why? -I don't know. 51 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,360 Everyone paying attention? You're not gonna want to miss this. 52 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,520 Oh, Val, I want you to enjoy this, too. 53 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,520 It's fun for the whole family. 54 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,680 Tom, help! 55 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,840 It's getting dangerously close to my special human bits. 56 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,800 I'm coming, you idiot. 57 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:28,160 Tom, go. Do what needs to be done. 58 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,960 I am not going to abandon you, too. 59 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,840 You're not, you're saving me, but the clock is ticking. Go. 60 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,960 CASIE, enough. Stop this. 61 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,280 No, I'm not gonna stop. 62 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,040 But how about a change of scenery? 63 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,400 Stop right there. Hands up. 64 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,760 Dispatch, this is Charlie 9 responding... 65 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:01,640 Why are you fighting this? Don't try to save people. 66 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,480 You're bad at it. Look at me. I'm dead. 67 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,320 You know something? 68 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,280 You're a real asshole. 69 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,040 That's more like it. 70 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,080 No, not Mick. You, CASIE. 71 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:23,040 Yeah, I may have let Mick down all those years ago, 72 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,280 but you are the one who killed him. 73 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,800 That's something you're about to have in common. 74 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,880 Go ahead and try. 75 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:32,160 You would die trying to save this world? 76 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,440 Yes. 77 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,960 A human sacrificing himself for the species. 78 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,480 Tom, are you trying to appeal to my better nature? 79 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,080 Wait a minute, do I have a better nature? 80 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,280 Searching... 81 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,520 No, looks like I don't. Oh, well. 82 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,240 You two are gonna make great statues. 83 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,880 You'll explode in a few minutes, 84 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,480 but at least you'll be tastefully posed. 85 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,000 I am not going to stop, no matter what you say, CASIE, 86 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,400 because the one thing Mick taught me to do... 87 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,400 was fight! 88 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,480 Hold on, Tom. I'm coming. 89 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,120 You got this, buddy. 90 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:37,600 Al? 91 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,880 A little help down here? 92 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,440 How's it hanging? 93 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,480 -Too soon. -So sorry. 94 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,440 All right. Here we go. 95 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,480 How long were you hanging there? 96 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:08,720 A long time. 97 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,000 I'm impressed. 98 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,200 -What can I say? I'm stubborn. -Maybe that's not such a bad thing. 99 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,760 -For the right reasons. -And the right people. 100 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,640 How did you get down here? 101 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,600 With this. 102 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,680 -Zeb actually fixed the coaster. -Zeb? 103 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:31,440 Yeah. You humans are full of surprises tonight. 104 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,480 Thanks for coming to rescue me. 105 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:35,880 -Actually, I came looking for Al. -What? 106 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,920 The core. 107 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,720 I don't suppose you know the way? 108 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,120 Actually, I do. 109 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,240 Yeah. 110 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,120 I hate this next part. 111 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,040 -I need to... -The gun. 112 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,760 I'm coming with you, honey... 113 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,760 Oh, jeez. 114 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,760 Oh, Connie, this is my favorite slipper. 115 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,680 I'm locked and loaded now, you sons of bitches. 116 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,000 Buck! 117 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,520 Connie, can we... 118 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,520 Connie? 119 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,240 I'm going to bed. 120 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,960 I am not giving up. Mick did not die in vain. 121 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,080 Oh, I sure did. 122 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,560 And so will the rest of you. 123 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,200 Mick! 124 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,880 You're alive! 125 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,760 I'm not scheduled to die till midnight. 126 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,080 I don't think you've captured my essential essence. 127 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,600 Everyone's a critic. 128 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,200 A little heavy on the doom and gloom, don't you think? 129 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,680 Based on your brain waves from three hours ago. 130 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,680 A lot's changed since then. 131 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,160 Oh, Al. 132 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,520 You look terrible. 133 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,440 But tastefully posed? 134 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,640 Al... 135 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,560 -I... -I love you too. 136 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,680 You've lost what makes you exceptional. 137 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,520 You used to be ruthless. You could have led our world. 138 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,160 I've gained a lot more than I've lost. 139 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,000 There's some things you can't take away, CASIE, 140 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,720 no matter how hard you try. 141 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,280 Remember that when your love is smeared across the vacuum of space. 142 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:47,680 What are you gonna do? You gonna shoot a hologram? 143 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,920 Look, in a few minutes, I'm gonna win. 144 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,320 You'll all be atoms. 145 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:56,000 Don't you get it? This is my world. I'm in control. 146 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,440 You messed with the wrong family. 147 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,000 You can't do that. 148 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:19,840 If you destroy me, you won't be able to go home. 149 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,960 We are home. 150 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,960 I did it! Yay for me! 151 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,960 Yay for my wife. 152 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,520 Mick, you're just a tool for my own personal gain. 153 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:42,360 -How can you ever trust me again? -You'll have to try harder than that. 154 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,360 Dude-bros! Party, party, party, dude-bros. 155 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:50,520 You do know none of us are actually friends with him, right? 156 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,440 It was between him or the cow. 157 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:57,280 CASIE... 158 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,440 we are so disappointed in you. 159 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,920 You can... just go... 160 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,320 Well, this was much simpler than I thought it would be. 161 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,040 Can you guys hear me? 162 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,320 Loud and clear, sweetie! 163 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,080 Okay. We got a problem. 164 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,360 I've got controls back, but without CASIE, 165 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,520 there's no way to stop the detonation. 166 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,920 Wait, what? Okay, no, no, no. 167 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,680 No más. No me gusta. I want off this planet right now. 168 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,080 Yes! 169 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,400 Val, get everyone out of there now. 170 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,480 Come on, the drones and the defense grid are disabled. 171 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,680 Okay. 172 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,760 Ladies first. 173 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,480 Everyone hold on. 174 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,400 Everybody outside now! 175 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,920 Listen up, all you ISISes! 176 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,480 Come out right now and nobody... 177 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,880 Oh, God! 178 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840 ...gets hurt. 179 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,360 Come on, Golden Grahams, shizz is about to go down. 180 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,720 Wait, guys. You're gonna want to see this. 181 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,920 Wait for it. 182 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,920 What are we waiting for? 183 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,120 Evening, Pearson. 184 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,440 Yeah, that's right. Turn around, nice and slow. 185 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,600 Mick. 186 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,760 Everybody, this is Stan. 187 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,240 Stan, this is everybody. 188 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,160 I didn't come here to meet people. I came here for my cash. 189 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,400 -You'll never believe what happened. -Wrong answer! 190 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:19,040 All right. I hate to do this in front of all you lovely-looking people. 191 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,320 But... 192 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,320 But it's midnight, Cinderella. 193 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,280 She's my favorite princess. 194 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,840 Should we get this over with? 195 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,400 -No! -Hey, hey, hey! 196 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,880 What are you doing? 197 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,120 Kid, do you know the difference between bravery and stupidity? 198 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,920 -Oh, I do. -No, baby. No, you don't. 199 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,800 You need a debt repaid? 200 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,520 -Let me pay it. -Do you got something to prove? 201 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,840 -Yeah, I do, but not to you. -No, you don't. 202 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:47,960 Mick! 203 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,360 -I'm sorry. -I know. But you don't have to... 204 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,800 I don't think so, buster! 205 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,920 You don't get to come into my neighborhood 206 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,280 and threaten my illegal alien neighbors. 207 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,240 That's my job, Afghanistan. 208 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,120 How did she know? We were so careful. 209 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,840 Wrong aliens, babe. 210 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,600 You really think you can dance with me, honey? 211 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,560 Don't tempt me, señor Stupid. 212 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,480 Mine's bigger. 213 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,960 All right. 214 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,280 Yeah. I'll put mine down. 215 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:30,320 But there is just one thing you're forgetting, Old Mother Blubbard. 216 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,240 Now, boys! 217 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,200 No! 218 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,000 Okay. 219 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,080 Oh, my. 220 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,320 Now that is more like it. 221 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:43,920 Mick. 222 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,360 Muchas gracias. 223 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,240 Adios, amigo. 224 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,360 See ya. 225 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,920 Where did he go? 226 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,360 Jamie, what did you do? 227 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,120 Get down! 228 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:27,920 And... 229 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,520 Oh, no! I forgot something! 230 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,480 -Honey, it's just stuff. -No! 231 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,480 Pearson! 232 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,960 Calling Mick Pearson. 233 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,880 Siri, no! 234 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,880 Best party ever! 235 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,840 What just happened? 236 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,480 Jamie made her parents very proud, that's what. 237 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,200 The house still had the thrusters from when we landed. 238 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:32,160 I couldn't stop the detonation, so, you know, I just relocated it. 239 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,480 -Our daughter's a genius. -Oh, yes, she is. 240 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,720 -She is 6,000 years older than us. -Yeah. 241 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,680 What a night, huh? 242 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,120 Hey, Mick... I... 243 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,520 This time you meant it. 244 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,760 Can I get that on record? 245 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,800 -Did you listen to it? -Yeah. 246 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,000 I was in a dark place when I recorded that. 247 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,400 Hey, you took a gamble. 248 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,840 It paid off. 249 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960 Shut up, man. Come here. 250 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,200 That's what I'm talking about! Bro grabs! 251 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,240 We make actually a really good team. 252 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,760 We should get a name. 253 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,160 Like "The Three Musketeers"? "Two and a Half Men"? 254 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,640 Thank you so much. 255 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,240 Wait... What happened to the basement? 256 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,760 What part of "pocket dimension" do you not understand? 257 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,160 -Every part. -All of the parts. It's... 258 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,000 This is definitely gonna be on the morning news. 259 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,920 Are we gonna be on TV? 260 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,760 Al, I don't think they could stop you if they tried. 261 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,960 I'm gonna be famous! 262 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,720 -I'm alive. -Yeah. 263 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,120 Hey, do you party? 264 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,880 Local authorities are investigating the mysterious explosion 265 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,800 of a suburban home tonight. 266 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,280 Eyewitnesses say the fire was so intense, 267 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,440 not a trace of the home remains. 268 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,040 No cause has been determined, though some are theorizing 269 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:16,600 that tonight's surprise meteor shower could be to blame. 270 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,240 Can you describe tonight's events? 271 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,840 Oh, man. First off, I was following these sick dudes 272 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,840 after a baller surprise party after-party. 273 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:29,080 If you ask me, this was the work of numerous terrorist organizations. 274 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,920 -What makes you say that? -They're all working together. 275 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,560 ISIS, MS-13, the Deep State, Pander Express. 276 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,960 I could go on and on. 277 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,280 -We didn't see nothing. -Grammatically, that is true. 278 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,840 -Just let it go, dude. -You must have seen something. 279 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,160 -What was the explosion like? -Okay, we'll just say this. 280 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:51,440 It was so bright that we could hardly Stan to look at it. 281 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,920 Oh, God. Just walk. 282 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,200 With your home destroyed, do you know where you'll be staying now? 283 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:02,400 -Probably somewhere on Earth. -That's... weird. 284 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,080 Oh, do you know what's weird? Roswell, New Mexico. 285 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,400 They have no sense of hospitality whatsoever. 286 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,400 As if we didn't have enough to worry about, 287 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,600 we got the worst scum on earth 288 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,360 crossing our borders and taking our jobs. 289 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,880 They set off the fireworks too early, and the holo-babe just disappeared. 290 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,240 It was very disappointing overall. 'Cause it was so important to the... 291 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,720 I mean, that loud-mouthed Indian boy across the street, 292 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:32,720 he helped me away from the explosion, so he's okay, I guess. 293 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,480 What do you think caused all this? 294 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,640 Aliens. 21922

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