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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:10,760 Previously on Home Invasion. 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,080 Earth is a Protocol 12? 3 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:14,600 This house is the detonator. 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,640 Señor Stan, there is something very strange going on here. 5 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,480 I don't know how to put it. 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,080 Well, clearly, this is a basement. 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,560 Do not use the same weapon twice. 8 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,840 It's very weird. It's almost... alien. 9 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,320 Well, hello, little guy. 10 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,480 It's you. 11 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,720 It's really you, isn't it? 12 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,000 Al. 13 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,800 Sophie? You can talk? 14 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,160 -Okay. -What? 15 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,760 Your enunciation is fantastic. 16 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,400 -Have you been taking classes? -What? 17 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,760 -Al? -Oh, sorry, how rude of me. 18 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,280 Tom, Mick, this is Sophie. 19 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,560 -Hi. -Really, dude? 20 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,520 Okay, so this is where it gets too weird for you. 21 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:26,640 Sophie and I have been friends for... Well, how long has it been? 22 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,640 Don't get shy on me now. 23 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,760 Stage fright. 24 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,200 Come on, Sophie, say hi to the nice humans. 25 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:38,000 Al, step away from the cow. 26 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,400 All right. Fine, I get it. 27 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,840 You need your space. 28 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,960 That's not the cow, Al. That's Jamie. 29 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,360 Which one of you turned my daughter into a cow? 30 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,080 Jamie, can you hear us? 31 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,400 Loud and clear. 32 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,240 Jamie, how are you doing this? 33 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,040 You're talking out of a cow bell. 34 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,240 I've got a direct line into CASIE's surveillance. 35 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,960 I'll switch to the speakers. 36 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,880 Nice, 'cause we can really use some help down here. 37 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,080 Okay, working on it. I've got a view of most of the basement's layout. 38 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,600 -Right now you're in junk storage. -Junk storage? 39 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:56,880 Al's a hoarder. 40 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,640 I'm not a hoarder, I'm a herder. 41 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:00,600 Wait a minute. 42 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,520 Tom! 43 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,880 -Do these cows look familiar to you? -Why would cows look...? 44 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,520 Actually, yeah. 45 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,400 Oh my God, so does this. Please, Tom. 46 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:18,200 We've been here, when we teleported. And if we were here, then... 47 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,400 Hey, Jamie, the core, 48 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:24,400 it doesn't happen to be like a big tower thingy made of light 49 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,920 and super-scary alien stuff? 50 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,160 Real descriptive. 51 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:29,720 Today, Party Boy. 52 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,240 But surprisingly, really accurate. 53 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:37,200 It's gonna be a bit tricky, but I actually think I could guide you. 54 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,320 There's just one thing. 55 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,200 I don't really know how to say this. There is a very big dinosaur. 56 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:44,080 Really big. 57 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,480 Not anymore. Let's get you to the core. 58 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,040 And, guys, hurry. 59 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,320 Buck, I'm calling the police. 60 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:14,160 Be sure to ask about our special edition commemorative $20 coin, 61 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,480 lovingly hand-painted and legal tender in the Republic of Namibia. 62 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:21,800 -Buck, are you on the line? -Hush, Connie. I'm investing. 63 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,480 Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. 64 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,080 You're currently number 72 in line. 65 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,880 Buck, this is important. 66 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,920 Hell's breaking loose across the street. 67 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,120 It's an access of immigrants. 68 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,200 But supplies are limited! 69 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,000 Turn right ahead. You'll have to cut through a couple of rooms. 70 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,000 We may lose contact for a few minutes. 71 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,040 Right! 72 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,520 Okay. Not the face! 73 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,840 See you on the other side. 74 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,600 It should be just through... 75 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,080 Oh. Yeah. Right. 76 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,160 Hi. 77 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,400 Al, I thought we were the only humans down here. 78 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,480 Oh, he's not human. He's me. 79 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:10,240 -Huh? -This is my backup body. 80 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,680 You know, how you have a backup body 81 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,720 in case something happens to your main one. 82 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,000 He's so handsome. 83 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,440 -This is your backup body? -This would totally be my main body. 84 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,840 So cool. 85 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,000 Hey, guys. 86 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,840 -Hey. -Wow. 87 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:31,040 Well, anyway, I never wear it. Not even on laundry day. 88 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:34,120 Because frankly, I don't like the way Val looks at it. 89 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,960 You may enter when ready. 90 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,480 Thank you. 91 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,240 I'm so good. 92 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:44,600 I like your vibe. 93 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,240 Guys, come on. 94 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,520 Al, where are we? 95 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,120 The reading room. 96 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,320 Hey, be careful, man. 97 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,800 Mick, it's just a book. 98 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,840 Yeah, I don't trust anything down here. 99 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,360 Mick's greatest fear, literacy. 100 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,760 -What was that? -Huh? 101 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,320 I didn't say anything. 102 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:19,000 He passes the bar exam and thinks he's better than everybody else. 103 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,200 A lot easier when the system's not against you. 104 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,960 You always blame everyone else for your problems. 105 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,440 Not all my problems. 106 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,720 See, he can't even admit it to himself. 107 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,960 Hey, you got something to say, say it to my face. 108 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:35,920 How is this disaster of a person still the best friend I've ever had? 109 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,400 It's pathetic. 110 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,360 You didn't say that to my face. 111 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,040 Al, seriously, what the hell is this place? 112 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,680 Well, I told you. This is the reading room. 113 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,880 Oh, God. He means mind reading. 114 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:55,240 Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie. 115 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,560 Frogs. 116 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,560 That makes sense. 117 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,320 I should open a Mexican-themed casino and dance club 118 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,080 called "Chips and Salsa". 119 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,200 That's actually not a bad idea. 120 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:10,240 Great. I'm about to die, and you two want to go into business together. 121 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,560 Mick keeps forgetting that we're all gonna die if we don't stop CASIE. 122 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:16,600 Okay, enough of this crap, all right? 123 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,680 Don't think of anything until we get out. 124 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,040 Easy for him to say. 125 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,120 -Come on, man! -Sorry. It just slipped out. 126 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,320 All I ever wanted was to be loved. 127 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,800 And chicken fingers. 128 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,760 Because then chickens could pick things up. 129 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,840 This... 130 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,400 is... 131 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:55,600 the 25... 132 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,920 percent... 133 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,480 room. 134 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,560 Time... 135 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,520 moves... 136 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,520 at... 137 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:18,240 one-quarter... 138 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,200 speed. 139 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,400 Come... 140 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,880 on. 141 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:35,120 -So, should we tell him, or... -No, I say we just go along with it. 142 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,360 -Cool. -Yeah. 143 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:51,120 Whoa. 144 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:59,200 How the hell... 145 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,440 did you do that? 146 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,600 Good work, boys. I didn't know you had that kind of speed in you. 147 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:13,000 -Hey, Jamie, are you there? -I'm here. Sorry about the detour. 148 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:16,680 You should have seen the rooms you were supposed to go through. 149 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,160 Absolute death traps. 150 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:21,520 -Are there any death traps in here? -Don't be silly. 151 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,160 This is a regular, ordinary hallway. We wouldn't put a death trap in here. 152 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,800 But there are death traps? 153 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:30,440 Well, yeah, it's a basement. 154 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,560 Human basements don't have death traps. Noted. 155 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,640 Death trap! 156 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:45,280 Why are they only aiming at me? Jamie, a little help. 157 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,280 Hold on. I got this. 158 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,200 Uh, Jamie? 159 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,560 Oh, yeah! 160 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,720 And this is for taking my pension. 161 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,600 Oh, okay. 162 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,480 And this is for killing my dad. 163 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,760 My other dad. 164 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,480 Jamie? 165 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,320 I think they're dead. 166 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,880 -Now they are. -How are we looking, Zeb? 167 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,560 That depends. Are we counting thoughts and prayers? 168 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,840 -I'm so proud of you, sweetheart. -Thanks, Dad. 169 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,680 How close is the core? 170 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,400 Can't use that anymore. 171 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,080 -Thanks. -Hey, don't mention it. 172 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,320 Okay. Ow. 173 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,200 Jamie, I don't suppose you have another stockpile of weapons in here? 174 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,160 Afraid not. 175 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,040 You're almost there. Just go down the hallway and take a right. 176 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,040 Zeb, I'm not even sure that's a gun. 177 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,520 Why do you insist on making this so difficult for yourselves? 178 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,400 Why are you dressed like a male stripper? 179 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,800 Says the cover model for Prison Beat magazine. 180 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:41,120 -Oh, you were in a magazine? -Al, that is not an actual magazine. 181 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,000 -May 2016. -What? 182 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:47,600 To answer your question, I was thinking of doing some remodeling. 183 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,720 What is happening? 184 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,960 I think she's talking about remodeling us. 185 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:02,000 Oh, you think? 186 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,400 Let me go. Go, go, go! 187 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,240 She locked me out of all controls. 188 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,200 I can't... I can't do anything. 189 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,400 Of course not. 190 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,800 It's my game you're playing, and I make the rules. 191 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,560 You really need to get out of there. 192 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,880 -Oh, come on, man. -Let's go. 193 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,040 I'm stuck. 194 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:36,840 Tom. 195 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:41,720 -This isn't funny, man. -I'm not joking. Pull, pull, pull. 196 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,280 Come on! 197 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,480 Oh my... 198 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,920 Pull, pull, pull. 199 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Come on. 200 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,200 Hey. It's okay. 201 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,440 Let me help you. 202 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,120 Just go, I got it. I'm right behind you, all right? 203 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,520 Go, go, go, go. 204 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,360 I got it, all right? 205 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,840 I'm right behind you. Go. 206 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,000 Tom, we have to go. 207 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,400 No, Mick! No! 208 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,280 Mick! 209 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,800 Mick! No, Mick, no! 210 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,800 Tom! Mick! Respond! 211 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,720 Al! Dad! 212 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,920 Please! 213 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,720 Why did you pull me away? I could have helped him. 214 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:52,560 Here? On CASIE's turf? You would've gotten yourself killed. 215 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:53,440 Again. 216 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,480 Okay. Here? On CASIE's turf? You... 217 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,800 No, I mean, I did it again. 218 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,800 I left him behind. 219 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,760 I had a second chance, and I won't get a third. 220 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,040 Get off. 221 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,320 Hey, Tom. 222 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,200 Look, I know what you're expecting, 223 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,000 and I'm sure you're stoked to erase it, but... 224 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,160 there's nothing to erase. I wouldn't do that to you, man. 225 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,200 I took a gamble, and for once I guess it paid off. 226 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,520 If you're listening to this, you did what I asked, 227 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,400 and you'll never see me again. 228 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,960 So... thanks. 229 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,840 No matter what happens to me, never forget that you stepped up. 230 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,320 Oh, look who's here. Okay. All right, that's all. 231 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,680 -Mick? -Tommy? 232 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,320 How the hell did you get in here? 233 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,680 Al... 234 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,640 That was beautiful. 235 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,640 I'm never gonna see him again. 236 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,440 Things don't always work out the way you planned. 237 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,080 Sometimes the universe duplicates you. 238 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,760 Makes you your own best friend. 239 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:52,640 And sometimes the universe vaporizes your best friend in front of you. 240 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,080 And sometimes, those two sometimes are only a few minutes apart. 241 00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:00,120 -What's your point? He's still dead. -Look... 242 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:06,000 I was right where you are, just a little while ago. 243 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,040 But then a couple of nice burglars broke into my heart 244 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,600 and reminded me what was important. 245 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,800 Mick. Mick was important, and I never had the chance to prove it to him. 246 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,000 Don't let Mick's death be in vain. 247 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,880 We're not just gonna sit here and wait for the end of the world. 248 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,920 We're gonna do what Mick would have done. 249 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,720 We're gonna stand up, probably say something grumpy, 250 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,680 and then we're gonna punch the end of the world right in the face. 251 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,920 Is this what you humans call mating? 252 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,840 -Oh, Al... never change. -No, I never would. 253 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,880 I love this sweater vest. 254 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:02,880 -Tom. -What? 255 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,800 That's the core. 256 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,600 I've tried everything. CASIE must have blocked our access. 257 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,680 -Another. -That, or... 258 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:25,880 I don't accept that. 259 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,920 -Oh, that's not good. -Define "not good." 260 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,680 We only have three more guns left, 261 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,400 and I'm pretty sure one of them is a regular water pistol. 262 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,680 Define "regular." 263 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,240 -Zeb, we can't use that one again. -Well, actually... 264 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,480 If you take this chamber... and combine it with this stock... 265 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,760 -it should change what it does. -How do you know that? 266 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,960 I have a master's in physics and engineering. 267 00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,760 I was gonna go into computer sciences, 268 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,360 but I didn't want the girls to think I was a total nerd. 269 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,480 -So, it will change the gun's effect? -Theoretically. 270 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,640 -And if it doesn't? -Might explode. 271 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,600 -Seriously? -Theoretically. 272 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,600 Zeb, I could kiss you. 273 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,760 -Seriously? -No. 274 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,200 Damn it! 275 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,440 -Who is this? -Who the hell is this? 276 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,400 This is an American citizen. 277 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,520 Where are you from, señor? 278 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,520 Cuba, Mexico, MS-13? 279 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:59,440 Look, lady, I don't know who the hell you are, but... 280 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:04,200 And what's the Stan short for? Afghanistan? Pakistan? 281 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:08,040 -It's short for Stanley, actually. -Sure, and I'm Phyllis Schlafly. 282 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,800 You people stay out of my neighborhood, you understand? 283 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,760 Phyllis, listen, I don't know who you are, but... 284 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,600 Get my friend on the line, pronto, or I'll become really ill-tempered. 285 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,760 Was that the dark-haired fella, sneaky, kind of Mexican-looking? 286 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:24,280 What do you mean? What do you mean, "was"? 287 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,560 What have you done? 288 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,360 Around here, we put America first. 289 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,160 I am so damn... 290 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,760 ...tired of all these illegal... 291 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,760 Connie, stop spying on the neighbors. 292 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:45,600 Oh, there was, uh, gophers, and... never mind. 293 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,680 Okay. So how do we shut her down? 294 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,360 I thought you knew. 295 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,800 Why would I know? 296 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,760 Well, you're clearly an expert when it comes to basements. 297 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:09,720 Nuh-uh. 298 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,120 Not one step further. This is as far as you get. 299 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,200 You have no idea how far I'm willing to go. 300 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,720 You killed Mick. 301 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,880 -Who? -My friend. 302 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,840 Your friend? The one you throw to the wolves every chance you get? 303 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,000 Shut up. 304 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,680 I've been watching you. You don't make friends, you make enemies. 305 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,360 I trusted you to save me. 306 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,480 Once again, you abandoned me. 307 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,680 Just like that night. 308 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,240 Just like tonight. 309 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:46,280 Everything bad that's ever happened to me... was because of you. 310 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,360 No. 311 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,440 It's sad. You still can't face the truth. 312 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,120 I didn't kill Mick. 313 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,760 You did. 314 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,680 Tom, don't listen to her. 315 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,880 You do have friends. 316 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,640 Me, for starters. 317 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,480 Says the copy. 318 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,440 Not even a good one. 319 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,880 At least the original had a stupid charm to him. 320 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,320 I'm the only one who's ever understood you. 321 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,600 I know just how pathetic you are. 322 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,000 Always out of place. 323 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,360 Take me away, and you're all alone. 324 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,560 -Just a spec. -I'm not a copy. 325 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,240 I'm a quantum... something. 326 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,640 Oh, don't be upset, Al. You're not alone. 327 00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,800 You have someone just like you right here. 328 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,440 Just as hopeless. 329 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,400 Just as weak. 330 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,560 You couldn't save the people that care about you. 331 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,120 You think you can save the world? 332 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,720 Another. 333 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,640 Makin' lasers with my friend, Jamie Having a grand time 334 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:07,680 Another. 335 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,200 Confetti, Zeb? 336 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,760 I call it the party popper. Okay... 337 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,920 Let's go. 338 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,720 -Nothing here fits. -What? 339 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,640 We have a cold front coming in from the west coast. 340 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,800 Expect lows in the high 50s. 341 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,880 Tomorrow, you might want to be on the lookout for seismic activity, 342 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,440 apocalyptic flooding, and variable gravity conditions, 343 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:36,160 with temperatures in the millions. So, grab that sunscreen. 344 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,760 We're running out of time. 345 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,000 Zeb! Come on! 346 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,920 Please work. 347 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,200 You messed with my career. 348 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,080 You messed with my... 349 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,720 I had a future! 350 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,760 Mom. 351 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,080 Mom, I think it's dead. 352 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,960 How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not your mother! 353 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,600 Where the heck did you go? 354 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:24,240 I'm not sure. A lot of cows. The front yard. 355 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,360 A really, really weird place. And my sweet, sweet love den. 356 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,640 Wait! 357 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,680 -You got to the basement? -What do you mean? 358 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,360 He fixed the coaster. It just needed a little power. 359 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,000 So, I can get to the core? 360 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,880 Well, yeah. 361 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,440 -And Dad. -He's not your dad. 362 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,000 -He is to me! -Come on, focus on what's important. 363 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,200 Yes. Oh, you want the gun. 364 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,440 Sorry. It's a miscommunication. 365 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,960 -Stay safe. -I will. 366 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,840 She wasn't talking to you. 367 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,760 Now, if you'll excuse me... 368 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,800 I have a husband to save. 369 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,080 Fine, I'll do it. 27524

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