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Previously, on Home Invasion.
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-We're not Mormon.
-Then what are you?
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Initiating lock-down.
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-You need to calm down.
-We're going to be invaded.
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In an hour you'll all be gone.
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Good night, Jenny. Bye, Nai Nai.
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Dear God, what's that?
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You know who this is.Your call had better be important.
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-Risk my vengeance after the beep.
-Señor Stan...
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There is something
very strange going on here.
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I don't know how to put it.
It's almost...
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Alien.
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Well hello, little guy.
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Have you been here the whole time?
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Interesante.
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What are you...?
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Yeah, well that's not ominous at all.
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So dark... Anything could be hiding
in the shadows.
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-At least we won't see it coming.
-Oh, you will.
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Unless you don't.
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And even then you might.
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I have no idea what's down there.
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How do you not know
what's in your own basement?
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It's not ours, it's CASIE's.
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Technically, it is CASIE.
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Say what?
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CASIE controls some aspects
of the house,
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but the entire basement
is under her direct command.
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The basement has been
a restricted area for years.
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Why is it restricted?
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I might have used
the mining equipment
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to depict various geometric shapes
on some farmland.
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Al got caught making crop circles.
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-Of course.
-What is an artist without his art?
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How long has it been
since you went down there?
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Quite some time.
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And I think we'd like
to keep it that way.
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Relax, guys,
I can get the party started again.
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-Where did you get...
-I carry spares.
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-This isn't supposed to be a party.
-Don't sell yourself short.
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You've got a cool hologram babe,
but let's kick things up a notch.
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Some lasers, some fog,
a few fire dancers...
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Maybe a guy in the back
doing the haka?
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-You're right.
-He is?
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No. God, no. He is always wrong.
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She's right.
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This isn't supposed to be a party.
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It isn't supposed to be easy.
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We've got a job to do.
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I came here to save Mick.
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And now we've got something
way more important to do.
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Okay, thanks.
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We've got to save the world, Mick.
That includes you.
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We?
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You want to live to see retirement.
That's great.
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And you want your promotion.
I want that for you.
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You said you like this planet,
just the way it is.
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Don't you want to keep it that way?
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You're right.
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A few hours ago I was getting ready
to leave this wonderful planet.
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I wanted to take a bit with me,
but now it will all be little bits.
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So, I am going to go down
into the basement,
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and nothing, especially no sassy,
all-powerful computer
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intent on my destruction,
is going to stop me.
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Yeah! Go me!
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Or you. Or us.
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This is suicide, do you know that?
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Only if we die.
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Let's do this.
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Wait!
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Al... Just be careful.
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I'll make you proud, kiddo.
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He just teleported, right?
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Can somebody tell me
he just teleported?
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I really don't think so.
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You should have seen your face.
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This is nice.
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It's like confetti. Sorry aboutthe smell, I can't help that.
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You evil bitch.
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I'm sorry, but "restricted area"means "restricted area".
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Just kidding, I'm not sorry.
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You killed me!
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Al?
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Ow.
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-He's alive. But that's...
-That's impossible.
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-It's supposed to keep...
-...staff out.
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Anything not from this planet.
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But Al...
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-The one downstairs...
-He was made on this planet.
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The coaster must have duplicated him
with materials made on this planet.
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He's 100% Al,
just made of Earth crap.
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-Literally?
-So he's from Earth?
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But he's an alien?
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The important thing is
the barrier thinks he's human.
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And humans can go through it.
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So that means that
she can't do anything to stop us...
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Challenge accepted.
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Okay, awesome!
You guys do have lasers.
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-Alright, let's rock.
-After all that, you just kill us?
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Pretty anti-climactic, huh?
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I'm not going to kill you just yet.First I'll give you some closure.
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What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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Closure.
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Really, CASIE?
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-Do you trust me?
-No!
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-That's a shame.
-No, no, no!
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Forget it. Let's be anti-climactic.
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Kill them.
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Wait.
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Are you guys...
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aliens?
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Him first.
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Hey, Al.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm sorry?
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-Were you talking to me?
-You're Al, aren't you?
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Am I?
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-You mean you don't know?
-Give him a break. He just...
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Lost someone who was
like a brother to me.
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More than a brother.
He was actually myself.
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Maybe even more myself
than me myself is.
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Yeah, that.
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-Al, hello?
-Hey...
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Al, are you still with us?
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-Who is you? Who is anyone?
-Oh boy.
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If we're all a collection of selves,
and we lose ourselves,
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what's left of us?
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-Nothing, if the planet explodes.
-You're not helping.
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I'm j...
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-I am me.
-Yes.
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-And I'm not.
-No.
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But I'm wearing me's clothes.
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How do you mourn yourself?
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-What... When... How...?
-Listen to me.
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Listen to me.
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I get what you're going through.
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-You do?
-No, nobody gets that.
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But the bottom line is,
you have lost yourself,
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and you need to find... yourself...
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again?
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You're dead, and that sucks, but
you're also alive, and that's great.
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And we need you.
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Upstairs Val, Jamie and Zeb need you.
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Well, Zeb actually just needs
a strong male role model in his life.
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That doesn't matter.
Val and Jamie need you.
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-Val?
-Yeah.
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Jamie.
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-My family?
-Yeah.
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Don't let Al's death be in vain.
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Al...
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We all need you to fight.
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Okay.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Okay!
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Great.
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Existential crisis averted.
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-What now?
-Well, now...
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we save the world.
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-Here?
-Yeah. This is happening.
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Oh, what the hell is this?
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Well, clearly, this is a basement.
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No. Four walls,
concrete floor, too many spiders...
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That's a basement. This...
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No. Infinite walls, matter
converters, the intergalactic zoo...
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That's a basement.
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-No, none of that is a basement.
-Agree to disagree.
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No all we have to do is find
CASIE's core and shut her down.
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Oh, is that all?
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So, where is that?
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Well... I'm not going to lie to you.
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Actually, can I lie to you?
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-Al. Don't tell me you don't know.
-Okay. I won't.
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I can't...
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If you had to guess
where it might be...
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-Well, let me think.
-It's almost...
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Hey, buddy. Are you okay?
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Low blood sugar again?
Somebody needs a snack.
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Maybe we should...
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Retreat!
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Great idea. Where to?
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-Not here!
-You need to be a bit more specific.
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Oh, man. This is no longer fun.
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-Wow, move over, Babe Ruth.
-Who do you think taught him to hit?
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If I could become solid, the firstthing I would do is strangle you.
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The feeling is mutual.
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Jamie, grab party boy
and let's get out of here.
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I'd love to, but I'm kind of busy.
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Oh, God.
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-Jamie, do we have a backup plan?
-I always have a backup plan.
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Go upstairs.
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Wait, wait. If we don't move,
then it can't see us, right?
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You can stand still,
I'm running away.
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If you do it, I'll do it.
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We can go through the art gallery.
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If this is the art gallery,
where is the art?
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What do you mean?
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How is that question
in any way vague?
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I think we found the art.
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Hi, Mom. You're looking good today.
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This is my nightmare!
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-Did you see that?
-See what?
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What the...
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-Crap. I was afraid of this.
-What?
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-They're re-calibrating.
-Re-calibrating?
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Adaptive defenses. From now on,
don't use the same weapon twice.
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-What do we do?
-Get in!
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My God, they are working together.
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I think we lost it.
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I think we lost us.
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We will find our way.
Half of success is trying.
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Great. Death by motivational poster.
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Cows?
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So that's where CASIE put them.
I was wondering where they went.
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Wait... So aliens do abduct cows?
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The '70s were a really weird time.
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You guys had disco and bell bottoms,
and we abducted cows.
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Maybe we should keep moving.
It is starting to feel like a pris...
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I'm sorry. Go on.
What were you going to say?
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-Like a what?
-Like a...
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Like a prison? That's what
you were going to say, right?
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-As if you would know.
-Oh, here we go again.
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How many times
do I have to say I'm sorry?
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Say it and mean it? Once.
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Maybe it doesn't matter
how many times I say it.
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Maybe you're just looking
for someone to blame.
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-I'm looking for someone to blame?
-So...
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Do all humans argue this much
or is it just you two?
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This is pretty much
our entire species in a nutshell.
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Val and I
have been blending in perfectly then.
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Oh great, another hallway.
This is really helping, Tom.
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You don't have to follow me.
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Should... We...
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Yeah.
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This is not me following you.
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I didn't ask you to break into my
office and rope me into your scheme.
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Crazy.
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Do you know what's crazy?
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Seven years ago, golden boy and his
best friend did a routine break-in.
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-The Lowell job was not routine.
-It was the same as the one before.
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Al, you have never seen
a more sophisticated security system.
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-Well, technically this...
-Only this time,
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-he screws up and trips the alarm.
-I didn't. You did.
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I was stumbling around looking
for him, and he'd already snuck out.
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You never told me
you were looking for me.
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I guess it never came up
when you never came to see me.
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-Should I have stayed and got caught?
-You don't get it.
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The only reason you didn't go away
was because I didn't squeal.
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I took the blame
for all the break-ins.
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You know I would
take it back if I could.
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No, you had seven years to do that.
But you didn't.
253
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,600
While I did my stretch,
you went to law school.
254
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,720
You couldn't get a stain
on your perfect record.
255
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,040
But you always have
a stain on your record. Me.
256
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,600
If you want to blame me
for that night, fine.
257
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,840
But don't blame me for everything
else you screwed up in your life.
258
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,640
Don't blame me for tonight.
259
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,080
It's funny how you still can't
mention the seven years in between.
260
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:45,040
Well... We may not know
where we are, but he does.
261
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,400
Cow room, go! Now!
262
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,320
Can CASIE get in here?
263
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,320
I'd like to see her try.
This room is like a fortress.
264
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,880
-You sure about that?
-I said it's like a fortress.
265
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,760
I like my doors
like I like my women, strong,
266
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,840
but I don't think that's gonna hold.
267
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,760
I have a trick or two up my sleeve.
268
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,240
Hello, my babies.
269
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,880
Young lady, you are so grounded.
270
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,000
-What does that one do?
-Try it and find out.
271
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Nice.
272
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,640
Hey, I know those guys.
273
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They're my best friends.
274
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,360
That's not a part of my game.
My game isn't even a game at all.
275
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,480
Why are there so many cows?
276
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,160
Is he gone?
277
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,840
No.
278
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,320
I always imagined I'd go like this.
279
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:35,280
Trapped by a T-Rex in a basement
with cows while the world explodes.
280
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,440
Any bright ideas, Al?
281
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,200
Bright ideas
really aren't his strong suit.
282
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,200
It's you! It's really you, isn't it?
283
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,160
Al.
284
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,440
Sophie? You can talk!
285
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,280
-Okay.
-What?
286
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,840
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