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Previously on Home Invasion.
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-Mick?
-Tommy?
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Surprise!
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Four more hours.
Four more hours and I'm free.
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A vehicle parked outside,harboring a known thief.
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Real live thieves.
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If I don't come up with the money
by midnight tonight, I am a dead man.
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This is a bad idea.
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Hey, you were supposed
to be on a jog.
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MANY YEARS AGO
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Excuse me?
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Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
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If you're not terribly busy,
I was hoping we could chew the fat,
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or the cud, as it were.
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That's a little cow joke.
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Hello?
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Sophie?
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Sophie, is it?
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I'm Al. It's a pleasure.
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Sophie, I'm just gonna ask you
flat out.
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Are you happy here?
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Because I could take you somewhere.
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A place where you'd be safe, happy.
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You just sit tight
while I attach the transponder.
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There we are. That's a good cow.
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Oh, yes, I know.
I am, too. Don't worry.
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Who is that?
What's going on in there?
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No, thank you. We don't want any.
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-This is my barn. Open this door now.
-Be out in a minute.
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Hold on to your udders.
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I've lost three cows this month,
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and you ain't getting away
with it again, you...
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Sophie!
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Sorry.
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Definitely won'tbe happening again.
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Probably.
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Could you scooch your booches in,
like, a little closer together?
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-No.
-We can't. The chairs don't move.
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-What do you mean, they don't move?
-They're nailed down.
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Up, around and down.
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No.
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Isn't this great?
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Ages without a single breach,
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and you had to roll out
the welcome wagon.
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Oopsie doopsie.
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Can I get your hands back...
Thank you so much.
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With hours left on the clock.
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Hours until what?
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Come on!
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Isn't this exciting?
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Tell me you haven't always wanted
to experience this.
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I haven't always wanted
to experience this.
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But it's so quintessentially human.
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Getting robbed.
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It's a rite of passage.
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It's like eating cheese
or being on the news.
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I wanted to do at least one of those,
and this was our last chance.
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Got it.
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-Here. Please.
-Thank you. So helpful.
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Who are you guys?
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Oh, I am Al Family.
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And this is my loving wife,
Val Family.
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We are adult earthlings.
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-Earthlings?
-Humans.
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Americans.
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We are adult Americans.
Native to your planet.
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Country.
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He doesn't get out much.
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Look, just take
what you want to take and leave.
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If C.A.S.I.E. finds out...
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Wait, who's C.A.S.I.E.?
Is there somebody else in this house?
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-Yes.
-No.
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We're gonna need more rope.
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An unscheduled energy surgehas been registered in Sector 6.
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-What is that thing?
-What thing?
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-The big, glowy thing?
-Oh, no, we just have bad wiring.
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That is super-dangerous.
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Just please drop it.
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This place is a tinderbox.
It could go up at any moment.
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-Drop it.
-Oh my God.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my God! You people!
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You're not people at all,
are you? You're...
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Oh, okay.
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Can we just talk about this
for a minute?
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No.
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Young lady, do you have
a permit for that thing?
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No, do I need one?
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How about some candy?
Want some candy?
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Ooh, a doll. Oh, a pony, huh?
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Does it look like I want a pony?
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Who gives a child a gun?
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Who are you calling a child?
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-That was my favorite table.
-So, you do like things.
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Unlike you, it was very useful.
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He's surprisingly spry.
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Please make this stop.
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Yes, make this stop.
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I'm talking to you.
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Oh, my bad.
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He can't help you.
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Al's an anthropologist.
This is a security matter.
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Don't look at me, I'm in operations.
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Wait, she's in charge?
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I'm in charge of kicking
your primitive butt.
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No one threatens my retirement.
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Hey!
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Todd, Maddy, don't you guys
just want one more drink?
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It's only 10 p.m.!
What's wrong with you guys?
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Are you just gonna go home?
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Well, if the party
won't come to Zeb...
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Buck!
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There he is.
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There who is?
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He dresses better than our son.
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At least put up a fight.
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How about you stop
trying to shoot me?
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What's the fun in that?
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A trespasser is approachingthe primary entry point.
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Correction, stumblingtoward the primary entry point.
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Not a word, not a sound.
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I will handle this.
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What?
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I love it when she takes control.
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Can I help you?
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Yes, you can.
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Zeb Miller.
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I had no idea
such a stone-cold fox was living
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right under my chiseled nose.
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-What do you want?
-I know what's going on in there.
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-You do?
-Oh, yeah.
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I can smell a part-ay
from ten miles away.
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I have a party radar.
A par-dar, if you will.
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Oh, yes. You know, we're sorry,
it's more of a private party.
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I can party privately,
if you can't my drift.
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Your breath smells
like fermented grain.
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A wine girl. I respect that.
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Okay, Zeb, no.
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I have to go, and you have a good...
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Look. I know...
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-He wasn't gonna stop.
-I'm not cleaning that up.
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Please just let us go.
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I won't tell anyone
that you have a laser shotgun
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or you have a robbery fetish.
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I won't even tell
that you're Mormons.
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What? We're not Mormon.
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A weird robbery what?
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You're not Mormons?
Then what are you?
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Aliens!
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-Like, alien aliens?
-Yes! Alien aliens!
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-You might want to stop saying that.
-What, "aliens"?
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Covert operation breach.Initiating lockdown.
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Uh-oh.
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After thousands of years
of meticulous planning,
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you couldn't go another two hours?
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I swear, Al, if this gets
in the way of my promotion...
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-What the hell did you do?
-I didn't do anything.
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Stop saying what I'm saying.
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Aren't they adorable?
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Buck! Come look!
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For the last time, Connie,
I told you, I'm a wheel watcher,
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not a Peeping Tom.
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Buckminster P. Murdock,
you get up from that chair
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and you come look right now!
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Coming.
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Connie, it better be a dancing
polar bear out there, I tell ya.
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Hey, we'll go see Doc Alan
in the morning, huh?
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Security barrier activated.
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No. No, thank you. Cancel, please.
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You just had to let them in.
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You didn't exactly
nip this in the bud.
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Aliens, from another planet?
But you look just like us.
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-It's called a disguise.
-Oh, that explains the accent.
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The other two don't have accents.
Whatever.
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Preparing countermeasures.Ten earth minutes until deployment.
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What was that
about the countermeasures?
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-Do they hurt?
-We have no idea.
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Yeah. Everyone she's used it on
was screaming too much to tell us.
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-And then they died.
-Yeah.
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-C.A.S.I.E., override the lockdown.
-Unable to comply.
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Someone let humans in.
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They possess critical mission detailsand must be eradicated.
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No, we don't know any details.
We don't know anything.
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Obviously.
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That's no reason to kill them.
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Sure, they know we're aliens,
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but they don't know
about the invasion.
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-Invasion?
-Well, they do now, Al. Good job.
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Jamie, can you turn C.A.S.I.E. O-F-F?
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Al, you do realizethat I can S-P-E-L-L, right?
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"Sple"?
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What was that about the invasion?
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Oh, C.A.S.I.E., will you please
shut down the defense grid?
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No. Nine minutes to deployment.
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Well, it was nice knowing you.
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Great, just great job.
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Get back.
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I'm in charge.
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-Hey, Mick, can you walk?
-Yeah.
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Can you run?
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Yeah.
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No!
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-Is that what I look like?
-No, you looked much better.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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No funny business. Come on.
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-Come on.
-You're going too fast.
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I can't feel my legs.
I can't feel my...
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Come on. Let's go.
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We made it.
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What the hell is that?
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That's a force field.
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Oh, well, that's just great.
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Okay... Who are you calling?
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-The police!
-Are you nuts?
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We are stuck in a bubble
with lunatics from another planet!
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Do you have a better idea?
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Yeah, screw the police.
Call the national guard.
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-Call the Power Rangers.
-Power Rangers?
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-How long have you been in jail?
-A long time.
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Wait, I have negative four bars.
Is that a thing?
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-I hate the suburbs.
-Okay.
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-Okay. Stand back.
-What? Why?
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Oh my God!
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Are you crazy? Don't do that again!
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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I have set it from stun to kill.
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I hope.
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Buck?
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Not interested.
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This is gonna be great.
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I hate you.
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Mick! Oh, God, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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-Don't touch me.
-Okay. That's fair.
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Stage 2 activated.
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Full decontaminationin seven minutes.
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All life forms will be eliminated.
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Oh, I don't want to be eliminated.
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Wait, what? Why?
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You saw what just occurred out there.
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You failed to protectthe mission's covert nature
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and are subject to termination.
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-You can't do that.
-No.
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I have to do that. It's protocol.
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Just follow my finger.
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-That hurts?
-Yeah.
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I'm declaring Section 71.
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What? You're going
to cover them with butter?
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That's Section 72, Al.
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Section 71 states the crew members
may elect to assume duties
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ordinarily carried out
by automated systems.
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I think she's calling dibs
on killing us.
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-What?
-For educational purposes.
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Okay, the decontamination sequencerequires my full attention anyway.
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You have until it's ready to get ridof them. Don't screw this up.
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-You're not really gonna...
-Kill you?
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No, no, no, of course she's not, no.
259
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,360
Or am I?
260
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,040
-Jamie!
-Don't "Jamie" me, Al!
261
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,520
I was liberating the fields
of the Gammon 5
262
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,120
before your first metamorphosis.
263
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,400
-Maybe, but I'm your dad.
-Not my real dad.
264
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,760
Jamie Daughter Family!
265
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,240
You are not killing those two men,
and that is final.
266
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,680
-You never let me have any fun!
-I'll make it up to you later.
267
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,960
Section 94.
268
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,280
-That's ice cream party.
-Sounds fun.
269
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,840
-We can't take down the barrier.
-We can use an escape pod.
270
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,240
I mean, it is attuned
to penetrate force fields.
271
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,680
What was that, Al?
272
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,760
I said, we don't have it anymore.
273
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,760
What happened to the escape pod, Al?
274
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,040
Well, it's a long story,
but you know how technology...
275
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,400
-Al?
-Al!
276
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,360
It escaped.
277
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,720
Great!
278
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,240
We could run them
through the fermion spindler.
279
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,480
I'm sorry, what is
a fermion spindler?
280
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,880
Oh, you mean you don't know?
281
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,600
That would turn them into
delicious human sausage meat.
282
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,560
-And you know it.
-Exactly.
283
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,920
Nobody is turning anybody
into a sausage, okay?
284
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,800
Or any other kind
of breakfast meats.
285
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,520
But we would un-sausage you after.
286
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,760
Technically,
you can't un-sausage a person.
287
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,960
Well, there's always
the time machine.
288
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,360
Al, I told you, no more...
289
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,880
Wait, you actually have
a time machine?
290
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,840
Well, I don't like to toot
my own horn, but...
291
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,160
Actually, I do rather like it.
292
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,840
Enough.
293
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,240
Time machine, now.
294
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,520
This is...
295
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:15,080
So, you two just stand
right there in that bathtub.
296
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,160
Yes, please.
297
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,480
Getting weird.
298
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,000
Now, I'm initiating
a cascade of tachyons,
299
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:23,120
which will stabilize
the local continuum
300
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,200
and protect you from temporal drift.
301
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,760
You might experience some attraction.
302
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,000
What does that...
303
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,600
Oh my God!
304
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,280
I think a tachyon
just went up my nose.
305
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,680
I don't want this.
306
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,680
Everybody comfy?
307
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,120
The power consumption
requirements are way too...
308
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:43,240
Jamie, don't interrupt daddy
when he's disrupting space-time.
309
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,280
All right, boys,
we are all ready here.
310
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:50,080
On a sentimental note, I would like
to take a moment to thank you
311
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,960
for fulfilling a life-long dream.
312
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,640
I will see you in the future.
313
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,880
-Wait, the future?
-How far into the future?
314
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,400
Oh my God, Stan's gonna think
I skipped town.
315
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,840
Mommy!
316
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,520
Are you okay?
317
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,680
What do you care?
318
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,640
Oh my God.
Will you just come off it already?
319
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:28,960
For all we know, we just traveled
5,000 years into the future.
320
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,280
We might not have anything
but each other.
321
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,680
In other words, hell.
322
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:38,400
Oh, that's just mean, Mick.
That is mean-spirited.
323
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,040
Wait.
324
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,160
What do you see?
325
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,680
What the...
326
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,200
Well? How was it?
327
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,080
How was what?
328
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,160
How was the trip?
329
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,280
You're in the future.
330
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,760
This isn't the future,
you intergalactic idiot.
331
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:11,000
Actually, it is. Roughly 2.8 seconds
into the future.
332
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,000
The maximum possible
with our current power configuration.
333
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,280
But it took over a minute
just to warm the thing up.
334
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,600
Yes, but the point is it worked.
335
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,680
-We just lost all that time.
-Easy. Can you make it go backwards?
336
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,920
Backwards?
337
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:33,240
Backwards, he says.
You can't go backwards in time.
338
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,280
That's...
339
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,520
That's impossible.
340
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,600
Why is that impossible?
341
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,520
It's not. Al just lost the components
for going back in time.
342
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,280
Okay, so where are they?
343
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,840
He sent them back in time.
344
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,040
I was gonna go back
and get them later.
345
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,040
Or was it earlier?
346
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,040
How did you make it here
from another planet?
347
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,040
I drove.
348
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,440
That makes sense.
349
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,080
So, we're right back
where we started?
350
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:05,480
Well, 2.8 seconds later
from where you first started,
351
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,120
and then plus the warm-up phase
and of course this argument...
352
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,320
Is there anything in place
that actually works?
353
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,040
The decontamination systems
actually work really well.
354
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,640
Hang on, what about the coaster?
355
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,720
Al, no.
356
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:26,080
-That's a really bad idea.
-Well, do you have a better one?
357
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,000
What the heck is the coaster?
358
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,680
So, did you just make
the skin suit, or...
359
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,640
-Interesting fact.
-Here.
360
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,920
Be careful.
It's still glitchy from last time.
361
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,440
You crash one blimp, and they spend
80 years giving you crap for it.
362
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,720
-So, what does it do?
-I don't want this.
363
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,320
It's a short-range tele...
364
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,320
porter.
365
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,280
-Mick.
-No, no, no!
366
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,200
Okay.
367
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,520
Where did you go?
368
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,560
Everywhere... Nowhere.
369
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,040
I don't think we should be
playing with that...
370
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:16,160
You want out?
Then this is your best option.
371
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:17,760
So, just press the button.
372
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,800
No. Don't press the button.
373
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,480
-And you'll have to touch each other.
-Don't touch me.
374
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,160
I'm sorry, dude.
375
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:29,360
In a few minutes,
anywhere's gonna be better than here.
376
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,480
Oh, God. I think the button's stuck.
377
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,120
This isn't so bad.
378
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,560
-Is it the cows?
-Yeah.
379
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,200
It gets worse.
380
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,880
Really? This is worse?
381
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,360
Wait for it.
382
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,360
This looks important.
383
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,600
Is it still jammed?
384
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,400
Yep.
385
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,880
No, not again!
386
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,640
Of course I did. I did, I took...
387
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,120
Oh, God.
It's like a temple to broken dreams.
388
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,720
-Hey, I think I fixed the button.
-Push it!
389
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,040
I'm telling you,
someone was right there.
390
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,880
Sweetheart, your eyesight is worse
than your judgment.
391
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,040
Come on! We got rid of the other two!
392
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,800
And this one's a statue.
393
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,320
Can you please
just call off the decon?
394
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,680
Well...
395
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,240
Oh, my spine.
396
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,160
Never mind.
397
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,840
-Oh, look, the button came loose.
-No, no, no!
398
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,080
That's new.
399
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,880
Looks like the battery's dead.
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