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♪♪
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Woman's voice:
Wake up to your inner goddess.
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The power of the feminineis always within you,
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demanding you take controlof your narrative
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and break the iron shacklesof the patriarchy.
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Take it from me.
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I'm a witch,a mentor, a healer,
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a suburban shamaness,a spirit guide,
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and an artist.
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And an actress.
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♪ I will say it again ♪
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♪ 'Cause there's beauty
in repetition ♪
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Arianna: My God.
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♪♪
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♪ And there's a beautiful end ♪
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♪ But my mind
makes that decision ♪
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♪♪
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♪ And there's a girl
in the mirror ♪
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♪ And a womxn on my shoulder ♪
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[ Blender whirring ]
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Joe: I'm just giving you
fair warning --
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I will be telling Megan to
step up her parenting tonight.
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Patrick: Babe --
No, I'm not gonna be the quiet husband
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on this anymore, okay?
I'm not.
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Babe, go easy. Her and Mark
are...having tension,
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and when you get passionate,
things backfire.
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It's like that time in Cabo
when she started
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calling you "Hurricane Joe."
Who bought light tampons?
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And when it's about
her kids --
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I said, which one of you
bought light tampons?
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I did.
Good morning, sweetie!
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I thought "light"
sounded more comfortable.
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Oh, my God.
No one uses them.
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They literally
invented them
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to make you hate yourself
for having a normal flow.
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How do you
not realize this?
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Yeesh.
Okay, big girl.
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I'll get you king-size
next time.
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I'm so over
this man bullshit.
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I'm suffocated
by male energy. Are you?
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Do you know what my existence is
like being the only woman ever?
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The toilet seat always up?
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My boobs
scratched and bleeding
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'cause you don't wash
my bras right
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and it makes the wires
poke out?
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It's actually abusive.
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Sounds to me like
now would be a great time
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for you to learn how
to do your own laundry.
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How 'bout it?
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You're not listening.
Which is also abusive.
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I'm trying to say
I'm drowning in maleness.
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This is such interesting
information to receive
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from the human life
we have raised without thanks
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for 16 years.
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Joe: Mm. And FYI, you're not
the only woman in the house.
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What about Harper?
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Dogs aren't women.
That's so sexist.
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[ Scoffs] Okay, I think
we can calm down with the s--
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"Calm down"?! You know who else
was told to calm down?
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Rosa Parks,
Hillary Clinton,
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and Kesha,
just to name a few.
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I'm sorry my vagina
is such a problem for you.
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I swear, if you don't let me
have a girls' night sleepover --
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You can have a sleepover.
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You just interrupted
my threat.
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I'm sorry.
Finish your threat.
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Now you don't deserve it.
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♪ My girls don't trip,
my girls keep winnin' ♪
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♪ My girls just keep on ♪
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♪ Gettin' braids to the floor ♪
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Shut up! We need to stop
debating and decide our theme,
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or we will end up
with a fiasco
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like last year's
Garden of Eden.
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Under the Sea has the most
decorating potential.
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Eric: But we can't let Winter
Formal look like a kids' party.
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We'll Always Have Paris is
sophisticated and -- and classy.
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But I think if we do --
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What if the slogan was
"Get Eiffel Tower'd"?
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[ Laughter ]
Oh, dude, that's sick.
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Can I finish
a sentence, please? Yeah, obviously.
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Do we really want to be
dancing in a fake version of a city
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known for snobs and bombings
when we could be doing --
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Eric: I'm just saying, we're
gonna have these memories
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for the rest of our lives.
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Sorry. Go.
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I --
But is Under the Sea really the experience
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we as leaders want
to give to our school?
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[ Hip-hop music playing ]
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Is there a word
for wanting to kill
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every man, boy,
and male human being?
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I don't know.
Progressive?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
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Cooper: Hey.
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-Hey.
-Oh, hey.
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Peace to you.
Peace to you.
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And peace to you.
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Arianna: You good, D?
Your frequency right now --
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Dash Alonzo!You've been summoned!
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A very special girlwrote a message for you
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but lost it in this poolof ping-pong balls.
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Can you find it?
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[ Plastic balls clattering ]
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♪♪
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"Winter Formal?Love, Malia."
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What do you say?
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Yes!
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[ Applause ]
Naomi: Yikes.
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Everything's
so embarrassing.
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I just hate this
girls-ask-guys thing.
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I just wanna be the dance
version of a pillow princess.
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Delilah:
What's a pillow princess?
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Like when you're getting fucked
and you just lay back
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and let him do
all the work.
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'Cause if it was
guys-ask-girls,
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Cooper obviously would
have asked me by now.
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And it's so heteronormative.
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Also, why should women bear
the whole burden of courtship?
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It was Eric Bass' idea.
He really rammed it through.
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I bet he thought
he was being feminist.
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I hate it when guys think
they're being feminist.
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This is my whole point.
Men suck.
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Like, it's
an actual problem.
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Teacher: Three branches
of government in America --
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legislative, executive,
and judicial.
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Girl one: Dude, I heard
Panda Express Girl goes here.
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Girl two: Actually?
Who the fuck is it?
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I don't know.
Avery didn't know either,
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but she said she heard
it's someone at La Palma.
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But I'm like, how could it
not be that girl at Katella?
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The one who fucked
that Mexican dude,
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but then he bailed when she
stuck her finger in his butt?
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What's
"Panda Express Girl"?
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Apparently, some high-school
girl randomly had a baby --
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Teacher: Alicia!
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The Supreme Court can overturn
unconstitutional laws,
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and the Justices are...
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At. Panda. Express.
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...nominated by the president
and confirmed by the Senate.
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Even though we have
three branches...
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This is so bad.
Do we tell her?
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No, not without
the full tea.
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I think I should text
Avery Kampfer right now.
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Delilah: Hey!
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-Hey, girl!
-How's it going?
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What were you
talking about?
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-Nothing. Sleepovaaahh.
-Yeah.
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Ready to do spells
and cultivate power tonight?
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Aww. Your purity.
Don't worry.
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We won't tamper
in anything too dark.
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We're just innocent,
barely legal white witches.
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[ Chuckles ]
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How the fuck
does white mean good?
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The whole world's
so fucked up.
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♪♪
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Have you low-key been, like,
a witch this whole time?
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So, I follow
this one witch,
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then suddenly,
my whole feed was all witches,
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but like, technically,
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I guess I've always been
a witch deep down.
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This is just
my coming out.
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Okay, pick one
that speaks to you.
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Ooh, wow! Okay.
No, that's you.
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High Priestess.
So spiritual.
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Okay. Now...
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♪♪
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-Oh. Whoa.
-Vibe!
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Okay, so, this to me is like
you're over men.
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-Ooh.
-You're a strong woman...
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Yes.
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...who wants to bond
with other women. Yes!
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And then also, you're, like,
super intense or whatever.
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Wait. What?
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[ Knocking, door opens ]
Dude!
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Hey!
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You're all wanted in the
dining room for Frozé Friday.
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Don't kill the messenger.
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Naomi, your mom's here,
by the way.
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Mnh.
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Megan: Well, there was
the real hurricane,
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and then there was the one we
shared our very relaxing villa
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with,
which was you, mister.
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Girls! Hi.
Hi, hi.
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I want you to settle something
for us.
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Oh, honey, I brought
your retainer.
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So, which one
would you rather have --
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overbearing parents
who never leave you alone
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or parents
who err on the side
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of staying out of their kids'
private business?
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Staying out of our
private business?
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A-ha! See?
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Why would I involve myself
in my son's love life
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when he doesn't
even want that?
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I will never understand
those parents
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who just want to be
their kids' best friend.
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That's not a parent.
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Joe: I'm not saying
be Nathan's gal pal.
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I'm saying --
and believe it or not,
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I know a little bit
about this --
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that he's testing his mother's
support of his sexuality.
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Oh, please.
You sound like my husband.
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Hey. I'm the proof.
I am the living proof.
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Hey, girls?
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Which of these
would you rather have --
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parents who are disapproving
of who you are
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or parents who accept you
no matter what? Hypothetically.
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I guess love you
no matter what. Mm!
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Look. Okay, okay, Joe.
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I hear you. I do.
I hear you.
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Arianna, your parents, they're
supportive of you, right?
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You've never, say, wanted
to get a belly button ring
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and your parents told you
you could
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if you got straight A's,
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and then when you did,
they backed out?
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Mom!
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What? Honey.
We're all just talking.
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Well, safety is one thing.
Identity is another.
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Megan: Safety. Right.
I'm learning so much tonight.
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And, Patrick, these frozés
are really so delicious.
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Patrick: Thank you.
Do tell --
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when Nathan
painted his nails
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and you weren't
too thrilled about it,
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what type of concern
was that? Also safety?
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Patrick:
You enjoying this, girls?
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Megan: You know, your
strategy here is just --
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I cannot embrace things that...
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are against how we think.
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Well, isn't that...us?
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What? No. No!
Don't be silly.
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You're Patrick and Joe.
[ Chuckles ]
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No, what I'm saying is --
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Naomi: Oh, my God!
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The darkness that had!
Lighting sage immediately.
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Please!
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Can we just banish all parent
and male energy forever?
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Starting now?
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Show us the way,
witch.
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♪ If I give you my time
and give you my space ♪
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♪ Know that that shit's
not to waste, yo ♪
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♪ Still better know
your place, yo ♪
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♪ I ain't slept good
in days, yo ♪
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♪ On job runnin' up peso ♪
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♪ We smoke, too,
why ain't you say so? ♪
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♪ I'm back on my bullshit ♪
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♪ You ain't seen
no one like me ♪
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♪ Since Lauryn Hill
back in the '90s, bitch ♪
248
00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,250
♪ Feeling myself, yeah,
I might be, bitch ♪
249
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:50,875
♪ Got an old soul
and you know that ♪ Ohh! No!
250
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,541
♪ Bet the olders make way
for the '90s kid ♪
251
00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,041
♪ Please don't kill my high ♪
252
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,125
♪ I been work nonstop,
never tired, no ♪
253
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:57,625
♪ That girl is on fire,
you know ♪
254
00:09:57,708 --> 00:09:59,375
♪ I'm a parent in this ting,
so I'm told ♪
255
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,000
Did you just hear that?
256
00:10:01,083 --> 00:10:02,958
♪ Get back to you when I can,
messages on read ♪
257
00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:04,458
♪ Ain't new to this shit,
I been blessed ♪
258
00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:05,875
[ Gasps ]
259
00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,041
[ Vibrating ]
260
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:08,791
How the fuck
did that happen?
261
00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,500
How the fuck
did this turn on?
262
00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,625
♪ Can't get my foot
off your neck ♪
263
00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:13,750
Aah!
[ Screams ]
264
00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,208
♪ Go get a bag and invest ♪
265
00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:17,833
Ooh! Yes!
266
00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,083
♪ Looking like
a bulletproof vest ♪
267
00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:23,458
Arianna:
"We coven high.
268
00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:28,333
@TheYorbaLindaWitch."
269
00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:30,833
Bitch.
Bitch.
270
00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:33,083
[ Birds chirping ]
271
00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,333
[ Phone unlocks ]
272
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,250
You guys.
273
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,583
You guys!
274
00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:53,875
[ Both groan ]
275
00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,875
The Yorba Linda Witch
followed me.
276
00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,375
Other witches, too.
277
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,666
My influence!
278
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,000
Whoa.
How many?
279
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:03,291
Like 10.
280
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,666
Wow.
281
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,250
Shit.
282
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,875
This is like a sign.
283
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:12,166
The witch community
wants this coven to happen.
284
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,541
We sent it into the world,
and it came back times three.
285
00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,958
I don't know
if this proves that.
286
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:21,750
And I think I started my period
last night, so kill me.
287
00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:24,500
Ugh! Same.
288
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,041
Wait. Same.
289
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,625
No!
Are we synced?
290
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,000
Okay.
That feels like a sign.
291
00:11:30,083 --> 00:11:31,375
This is so witchy.
292
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,000
We have to do a spell,
like, now.
293
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:36,708
What if we did a love spell
for you and Cooper?
294
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,291
Oh, my God! Yes!
295
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,708
I mean, not that I need one,
but just to be super safe.
296
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,125
That's a great idea.
297
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,541
Maybe Dominique
the Yorba Linda Witch
298
00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,541
can do it with us
and teach us.
299
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,416
You guys.
300
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,708
We're a fuckin' coven.
301
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:54,375
[ All chanting "Cooper" ]
302
00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:58,375
[ Dominique chanting "Cooper"on cellphone ]
303
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:03,041
Holy shit. I felt that.
304
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:06,166
Dominque: That wasreally potent work.
305
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:10,250
I have such an intuitionabout this young coven.
306
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:12,583
You're connected somehow.
307
00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:14,375
So now we just wait
for the wax?
308
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:18,541
We'll let that transfigure afew hours and then check back.
309
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:21,625
[ Sighs ] You three --
310
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,625
You really should take
311
00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,750
one of my voiceand movement classes.
312
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,791
[ Gasps ]
313
00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:29,708
-Ohh! Oh, shit!
-Oh, fuck!
314
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,958
What's happening?What's going on?
315
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,833
What's going on?
316
00:12:33,916 --> 00:12:35,791
[ Girls screaming ]
317
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,833
[ Blowing ]
318
00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:40,666
Um, so that pretty much
319
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:42,333
feels like the worst sign
I can think of.
320
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,916
Did everyonecome into the spell
321
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,291
with good and pure intentions?
322
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,208
So now what? Does Cooper
fucking hate me now?!
323
00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,750
Like, why the fuck
did this happen?!
324
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:51,000
Is any ill willbeing harbored
325
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,333
or secrets being kept?
326
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:54,833
It's my fault!
327
00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,750
I didn't come into it
with pure intentions.
328
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:59,125
I'm in love with Cooper.
[ Gasps ] What?!
329
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:01,000
We'll call you back.
330
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,125
I'm so sorry.
I feel so, so, so, so bad.
331
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,208
I asked you like five times
if you had feelings
332
00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,583
for Cooper,
and you said no!
333
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,333
I know! I know!
I wasn't trying to be shady.
334
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:12,750
I just wanted you to be happy.
I just care about you so much.
335
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,458
And I'm a horrible
fucking person.
336
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:17,208
Please don't hate me.
No, I could never hate you.
337
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,833
Just the whole reason
I asked you about Cooper
338
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:22,166
is I didn't want to stop you
if you liked him.
339
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:23,666
Because I care about you.
340
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,333
I really want you to date him.
No, I want you to.
341
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,666
I could never, ever
when you feel like this.
342
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,875
Plus, you, like,
laid out the groundwork.
343
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:33,333
What we have here
is way too important
344
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,250
to let a boy
get in the way.
345
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,416
Especially one who doesn't
shave his neck hairs.
346
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,166
[ Fingers snapping ]
347
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:41,750
Sorry I didn't
tell you sooner.
348
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,708
Can we promise to be honest
from here on out?
349
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,333
No matter what?
Even the bad stuff.
350
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,208
We just tell each other?
351
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,375
What?
352
00:13:56,291 --> 00:14:00,708
In the spirit
of full honesty...
353
00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:03,166
we do have tea.
354
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,416
A rumor did come to us
concerning someone
355
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,666
people call
"Panda Express Girl."
356
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:11,208
I guess people are operating
under the belief
357
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:14,541
that a high-school girl
gave birth in a Panda Express.
358
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,833
Wait. No. How?
Did somebody --
359
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,041
I don't know,
but don't freak out,
360
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,583
because according
to Avery Kampfer,
361
00:14:18,666 --> 00:14:20,666
everyone thinks it's this girl
Kennedy from Katella.
362
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,833
So there's no reason
to even be upset at all.
363
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,333
We just thought,
as sisters --
364
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,166
Fuck my life!
Everything is over.
365
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,875
-No, I --
-If kids at school know,
366
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,208
and then my parents
are gonna know, and then --
367
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:34,500
No one knows.
No one's gonna find out.
368
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,041
And even if your parents
did find out, they're so cool.
369
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,916
No, I know! It's just --
370
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,875
It's just I don't want
everything to change.
371
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,166
They'd feel so bad
and be so worried.
372
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,708
And then, also, why didn't
I fucking tell them before?
373
00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:49,250
And then they'll also just
see me as, like, that way,
374
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,083
and never not see me
as that way.
375
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,875
I'm sorry. I'm feeling just,
like -- Like, this is not good.
376
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:56,583
Like -- Like, we have to do
something about this now.
377
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,583
Like, this just --
this just can't happen!
378
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:03,083
This can't get out!
Can I say something? Can I say something?
379
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,875
I, um...
380
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,583
I actually do think
the magic is real.
381
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,791
Like, I just do,
but even if you don't --
382
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,958
No, I do.
No, I know.
383
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,750
I just think, like,
call it magic or prayer
384
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,291
or manifesting or whatever.
385
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,375
Just, like, we need
to put it out there
386
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,791
to protect this secret.
387
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:25,041
Yes. Definitely. Please.
How do we do that?
388
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,625
[ Bag crinkling ]
389
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:47,625
And in terms of where
to, like, do the spell?
390
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,958
♪ You're the best of the best ♪
391
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:50,708
♪ You're the crème de la crème ♪
392
00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:53,750
♪ And the more that you do,
the better it gets ♪
393
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,875
You good?
394
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:58,000
I mean, this is weird.
but good.
395
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,500
I'm glad
we're doing this.
396
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:04,166
And thank you.
I love you guys.
397
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,250
Not to be the most cheesin'
bitch on the planet,
398
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,916
but just...
399
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,166
I love you both so hard
and long and deep right now.
400
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,291
I know we're all,
like, emotional
401
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,166
being back here
or whatever,
402
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,791
but I never thought
I'd want female friends again
403
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,833
after fourth grade when
Lauren Silbey and Zoe Tassano
404
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,916
told everyone I had AIDS
'cause my dads were gay.
405
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,458
Ohh.
406
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,333
You know what we can't do
but would be so epic?
407
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,125
Hmm?
If we went to the dance,
408
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,166
just us three, as a coven,
no boys.
409
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,500
I was literally
just thinking that! We totally could!
410
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,750
Wait. Actually?
411
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,125
Actually!
Definitely!
412
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,541
Oh, my God!
413
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,041
I'm so in love
with you two right now!
414
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,208
Aah! I know!
415
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,791
Wow. Fuck boys.
416
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,416
Oh. Fuck boys.
Oh, fuck boys.
417
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,833
Yeah!
Fuck boys!
418
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:58,041
[ Music playing indistinctly
over intercom ]
419
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,166
♪♪
420
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,458
You know that really
pregnant girl at school?
421
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:04,916
I feel like
I should reach out to her.
422
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,541
I just feel like she could
probably use a friend.
423
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,375
I just know that she's about
to go through a lot, you know?
424
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:13,041
Even just, like, your boobs
getting bigger
425
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,375
or your fingers
getting fatter,
426
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:18,208
and all the stuff
you don't even think of.
427
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,666
Actually, can we go
bra shopping after?
428
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,416
I need new ones.
Yes.
429
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,583
My dads keep ruining mine.
430
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:30,083
♪♪
431
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:35,416
♪♪
432
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,041
You don't have to do this.
433
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,250
No, I know.
434
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,166
But I want to.
435
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:49,833
Arianna: I'll say it.
436
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,625
I feel bad for this rumor.
437
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:55,125
'Cause it's going straight into
the freezer like Dominique said.
438
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,250
And not just any freezer.
439
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,416
My dads' garage freezer,
440
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,916
where it's gonna get
fucking forgotten.
441
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,666
Sorry about it.
442
00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,708
Okay, Delilah.
443
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,958
State your intent
for this protection spell.
444
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:24,416
I just need this to work.
445
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,250
And so it shall be.
446
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,958
Hands.
447
00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:04,583
[ Sobbing ]
448
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,375
[ Breathing deeply ]
449
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:06,208
Can we go shop
for bras now?
450
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,583
No.
Yeah.
451
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,833
Unh-unh.
Mm-hmm.
452
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,291
This is all you, boo.
453
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:12,958
Mm.
454
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:14,083
[ Giggles ]
455
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,583
That guy looks like
your dad, D.
456
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,250
Really?
Yeah. Totally.
457
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,333
Your dad's hot as fuck,
by the way, and your mom, too.
458
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,583
Yeah.
I'd watch them do stuff.
459
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:26,375
Oh, God! Ew!
460
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,750
Have you ever
walked in on them?
461
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:30,083
No! Stop!
I hate this conversation.
462
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,125
'Cause I walked in on mine.
463
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,458
Twice.
No!
464
00:20:33,541 --> 00:20:37,166
Ugh!
465
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,750
What?
466
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,750
I just...
467
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,250
Never mind.
468
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,541
Wait, now you
have to say it.
469
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,916
I was just, like,
looking at this,
470
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,708
and I know it's just an ad,
but it made me think.
471
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:59,125
There are -- and I can't believe
I'm saying this -- throuples.
472
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,041
Like, they exist. There wouldn't
be a word for it if they didn't.
473
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:05,083
And there was this amazing
"Say Yes to the Dress" episode
474
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:07,416
with a throuple, and --
I don't know.
475
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,666
I was just, like, thinking
about the Cooper thing.
476
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,333
Wait, what?
477
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,041
I know.
It's so stupid.
478
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:14,791
No, what are you saying?
479
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,791
Wait, are you saying --
How would that even work?
480
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,000
Would we be dating
each other?
481
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:24,208
No.
We would just be, like...
482
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,958
dating the same guy.
483
00:21:26,041 --> 00:21:27,458
I don't know.
Like, alternate days?
484
00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,958
I don't know.
Is that, like, so Mormon?
485
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:30,125
Definitely.
486
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,125
Or we could go on
three-way dates,
487
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,833
which kinda sounds
really fun, honestly.
488
00:21:35,916 --> 00:21:38,166
I know. It's like dating, but,
like, with your best friend.
489
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,250
That's so funny.
And amazing.
490
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,791
But, like,
we can't do it, right?
491
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:45,375
Well, I mean, would he even
be into that?
492
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:48,333
Well, he's straight, so it's
like a fantasy come true, right?
493
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,333
Ooh, us going
on three-person dates,
494
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,166
like, going to
the movies together? Yes! I know!
495
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,625
And he could sit in the middle.
Oh, my God!
496
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,000
What? What?
497
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,166
And we can ask him
to Winter Formal together!
498
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,000
Ah! Yes! Wouldn't that be fun?
That would be so cute!
499
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,875
Um...
500
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:06,416
I thought
we -- we were going.
501
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,333
Oh. Right.
502
00:22:09,416 --> 00:22:11,041
Hmm.
503
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,083
Oh, my God.
Would you be mad?
504
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,750
Do you hate this?
I mean, this is just, like,
505
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,458
kind of perfect
and sisterly.
506
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,833
But if you hate this,
we won't do it.
507
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:20,791
No.
508
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,458
I mean, you should do it.
509
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,750
Ooh.
Really?
510
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,333
Okay.
511
00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:30,041
Oh, my God. We have to ask him
in, like, some crazy fun way.
512
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,000
Obviously.
Maybe we should do something to his car.
513
00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,000
No puns, though. No puns.
No puns?
514
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,375
No puns.
515
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:39,833
[ Door opens ]
516
00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,208
Patrick: Good night.
517
00:22:41,291 --> 00:22:43,500
Uh-huh.
518
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,916
You know, could you maybe,
just once,
519
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,291
say, like,
an actual good night?
520
00:22:48,375 --> 00:22:50,000
Like I'm an actual
human being?
521
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,708
Sure, Dad, no problem.
522
00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,041
Oh, my God. What?
523
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:55,916
Nothing. It's my fucking period
and my cramps,
524
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,666
and you don't know
anything about it.
525
00:22:57,750 --> 00:22:58,750
Joe, get the Midol!
526
00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,250
No, I don't want it.
527
00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:02,416
Just leave me alone.
528
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,916
[ Sighs ]
But thank you for the Midol.
529
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,875
No,
she doesn't want it.
530
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:10,875
Can you please
just leave me alone?
531
00:23:10,958 --> 00:23:14,000
No. We actually can't.
I'm sorry.
532
00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,333
It's like a parent thing.
533
00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:18,750
When you love
your kid too much.
534
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:21,541
It's just a rule.
535
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,875
I really don't want
to talk right now.
536
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:27,083
Please don't make me.
537
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:30,250
♪ Do you love us ♪
538
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,291
Okay.
539
00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:38,166
♪♪
540
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,666
♪ I know she's jealous ♪
541
00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,625
♪ I know she's jealous ♪
542
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:47,208
♪ I know she's jealous
but do you miss us ♪
543
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:49,291
[ Sighs ]
544
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:52,625
♪♪
545
00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:56,750
♪ Baby babe,
still think about you ♪
546
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,500
♪ 'Cause I love you ♪
547
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,125
♪ I do ♪
548
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:04,583
♪ So baby let me know
how you feel about it ♪
549
00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:08,750
♪ 'Cause I love you ♪
550
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:12,375
♪ And I can touch you like
I never touched you before ♪
551
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,875
♪ I promise baby ♪
552
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:19,791
♪ If you can promise me back
that you'll come back to me ♪
553
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:26,375
♪ And then never leave again
'cause I love you ♪
554
00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:30,833
♪ Do you love us,
I know she's jealous ♪
555
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,458
♪ I know she's jealous ♪
556
00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:36,125
♪ But do you love me still ♪
557
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,916
♪ Do you miss us ♪
558
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,750
♪ Do you miss us, yeah ♪
559
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:43,416
♪ Baby, do you miss me still ♪
560
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:46,000
♪ I know she's jealous ♪
561
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:47,666
♪ I know she's jealous
but do you miss us ♪
562
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,333
Delilah:
I can't believe us.
563
00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:51,500
Sister wives for life, yo.
[ Chuckles ]
564
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,458
Um...
565
00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:54,958
What?
566
00:24:55,041 --> 00:24:58,041
I'm gonna make sure there are
enough on the other side.
567
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:04,125
Ooh. Can we get matching dresses
or something?
568
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:05,958
Like, not the same, but, like,
in the same palette?
569
00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:07,125
Yes. I love it.
570
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,708
Okay. Yay.
571
00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:10,750
Oh, he's coming.
Arianna, start recording on your phone.
572
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:11,833
Mm.
On your phone.
573
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:13,208
Okay, we --
574
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,583
Surprise!
Surprise!
575
00:25:14,666 --> 00:25:17,291
[ Chuckles ] Wow.
What's -- What's all of this?
576
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,208
I don't know.
Read the message.
577
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:21,166
Um...
578
00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:23,375
"N + D."
579
00:25:23,458 --> 00:25:25,583
Who's asking me?
We both are.
580
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:30,000
And not just to the dance,
unless you can't handle it.
581
00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,000
Are you guys pranking me?
582
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:36,625
Uh, is -- this would be, like,
a three-person thing?
583
00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:38,416
Yeah, a throuple.
[ Laughs ]
584
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,791
So, like, if we go
to restaurants and stuff... And at movies...
585
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:43,208
...we can just all three sit
at the same table. ...you can just
586
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,833
and, like, have the big
popcorn. Wait, you haven't even said yes or no yet. So...
587
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:49,125
Uh...absolutely.
588
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,083
Aww, yay!
Yes. Totally.
589
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,250
Can you take pictures now?
Ooh, yeah.
590
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,916
Wait, stand in the middle.
Yeah, like right here.
591
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,666
Are we cute?
Does my hair look weird?
592
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,791
Yep. And nope.
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
593
00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:00,541
Okay, can we take some
of just me and D?
594
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,833
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, get on the car.
595
00:26:02,916 --> 00:26:04,916
Yeah. Okay.
596
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,375
We're insane, and I love it.
No. Go away. Go away.
597
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:09,625
Huh?
Go away. We're taking photos.
598
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,208
Naomi: I feel like
this is gonna be a whole new
599
00:26:11,291 --> 00:26:12,750
golden age of our friendship.
600
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,583
I mean, for all of us.
601
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:17,958
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
602
00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:19,458
Okay, goodbye. I'm leaving.
603
00:26:19,541 --> 00:26:20,541
Okay!
604
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:23,125
Adios, bitch!
Love you!
605
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,541
Ooh, do you guys
wanna go get froyo?
606
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,958
Ugh!
Cooper: Hell yeah.
607
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,875
Arianna Lewis-O'Farrell,
608
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,916
you may not like
ze French theme,
609
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,875
but will you do me ze honor
610
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,750
and go as my date to
We'll Always Have Par-ee? [Paris]
611
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:38,291
[ Voice breaking ]
Seriously?
612
00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:41,458
You were the one
who made it girls-ask-guys.
613
00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:42,958
What kind of
messed-up guy thing
614
00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:46,125
makes you think the girl
you talk over every day in class
615
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:50,375
wants to get nasty
and take couples pics with you?
616
00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:55,875
I swear, every boy on this dying
planet is a fucking parasite!
617
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,791
And every girl who puts a boy
in front of her friends
618
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:01,833
is diseased.
619
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:10,125
♪♪
620
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,833
♪ I've been bleeding out the
cheek, dripping on my seat ♪
621
00:27:12,916 --> 00:27:14,708
♪ Wincing 'cause my muscles
been defeated ♪
622
00:27:14,791 --> 00:27:16,125
♪ I've been losing liters ♪
623
00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,000
♪ Kitty left her gripper marks
on me ♪
624
00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,333
♪ Smelled a whiff of weed ♪
625
00:27:19,416 --> 00:27:21,166
♪ Hungry as the niggas
in the D ♪
626
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,500
♪ They be ready wheelin' ♪
627
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,500
♪ Posture of a pastor
with his sheep ♪
628
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,833
♪ Planting hella seeds ♪
629
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,500
♪ No nomadic shepherd
heard of me ♪
630
00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:29,000
♪ Flowers hella sweet ♪
631
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:31,000
♪ County left me wading
through them weeds ♪
632
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,250
♪ Growing underneath,
swinging off a tree ♪
633
00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,583
♪ Funny group of three ♪
634
00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:37,416
♪ Wiser than a raptor
with no teeth ♪
635
00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:41,083
♪ Ain't it funny how it be?
Funny how it be ♪
636
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:44,166
♪ Can't you feel the beat? ♪
637
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:47,500
♪ Bumping into me,
baby, don't you leave ♪
638
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:49,916
♪ Rocking with
your feet, claws ♪
639
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,708
♪ Lips, locked, tick-tock, tea ♪
640
00:27:53,791 --> 00:27:55,833
♪ Where'd you leave them
hair rolls? ♪
641
00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:59,791
♪ Tint pose, ten toe treat ♪
642
00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,583
♪ Rocking them stilettos ♪
643
00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:06,041
♪ They be walking
in stilettos ♪
644
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,708
♪ Scrapping in the metal ♪
645
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:12,708
♪ Rocking them stilettos ♪
646
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,958
♪ Run a dungeon ♪
647
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:20,750
♪ Sunken I might scream
while lunging ♪
648
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,875
♪ Lungs thin, green limbs ♪
649
00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:26,250
♪ Tearing up this new skin ♪
650
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:30,850
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