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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,300 --> 00:00:27,300 ♪ HEY! ♪ 2 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:34,300 ♪ YEAH ♪ 3 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:38,300 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 4 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:43,300 ♪ YEAH, YAY! YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:43,300 --> 00:00:47,300 ♪ I'M ON MY OWN, I SEE YOU STARRING AT ME, I WANNA TAKE YOUR EYES ♪ 6 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:50,300 ♪ SO I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE ♪ 7 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,300 ♪ I SEE YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY EYES, GO TO THE GROUND ♪ 8 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:57,300 ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME AND DON'T WANT MY KIND AROUND ♪ 9 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,300 ♪ COME HERE, COME HERE COME HERE... ♪ 10 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:02,300 ♪ I WANT YOU TO SEE A FREAK, I WANT YOU TO SEE A REAL FREAK ♪ 11 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:07,300 ♪ I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU ♪ 12 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:12,300 ♪ YEAH! I SAW YOU LOOKING AT ME ♪ 13 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:15,300 ♪ AND NOW I STARE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, YOU KNOW I FEEL ♪ 14 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,300 ♪ NO PAIN AT ALL ♪ 15 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,300 ♪ IT'S NOT A GAME I'M PLAYING ♪ 16 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,300 ♪ IT'S NOT A LINE I'M SAYING ♪ 17 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,300 ♪ 'CAUSE IN THE END I FREAKED YOU ALL ♪ 18 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:28,300 ♪ FREAK, FREAK, FREAK FREAK, FREAK, FREAK... ♪ 19 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,300 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 20 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:36,300 ♪ YEAH! ♪ 21 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:40,300 ♪ I GOT FIVE FINGERS FOR EVERY FRIGGIN' FORM FACELESS ♪ 22 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,300 ♪ HORRIFIC FACE, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA FREAK ALL OVER THE PLACE ♪ 23 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:48,300 ♪ OH YEAH! OH YEAH! ♪ 24 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,300 ♪ HEY, BABE ♪ 25 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:06,300 ♪ I'M REALLY FREAKING YOU OUT ♪ 26 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:11,300 ♪ GET THE FREAK TRIP, MAN? ♪ 27 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:14,300 ♪ YEAH! NO ONE KNOWS ME ♪ 28 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:19,300 ♪ THEY JUST SHOW ME WEAKNESS, HATE AND FEAR ♪ 29 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:22,300 ♪ I'M ON THE OUTS, FREAKING OUT WITHOUT A DOUBT ♪ 30 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:25,300 ♪ I'VE NEVER SEEN IT ALL SO CLEAR ♪ 31 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:28,300 ♪ YOU CONDONE AND SEPARATE AND VALIDATE WHAT YOU CREATE ♪ 32 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:32,300 ♪ I THINK YOU'LL KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO ♪ 33 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:36,300 ♪ YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT BUT IT'S JUST YOUR RUBBER SIGHT ♪ 34 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:39,300 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THE FREAKS ARE ME AND YOU ♪ 35 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,300 ♪ I KNOW THE FREAKS ARE ME AND YOU ♪ 36 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:45,300 ♪ I KNOW THE FREAKS ARE ME AND YOU, ME AND YOU ♪ 37 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:47,300 ♪ ME AND YOU ME AND YOU, ME AND YOU ♪ 38 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,300 ♪ ME AND YOU, MAN ♪ 39 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:53,300 ♪ I AM YOUR FREAK I AM YOUR FREAK ♪ 40 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,300 ♪ I AM YOUR FREAK ♪ 41 00:02:55,300 --> 00:03:00,300 ♪ AND YOU'RE MINE. ♪ 42 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:04,300 Newscaster: WE REPEAT: THE FLYING GIMP HAS BEEN DESTROYED. 43 00:03:04,300 --> 00:03:06,300 YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR HOMES. 44 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:11,300 Announcer: AND NOW BACK TO THE SKYE DALEY SHOW 45 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:16,300 WITH TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUEST RICKY COOGIN. 46 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,300 RICKY, AFTER YOUR HIDEOUS DISFIGUREMENT, 47 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,300 YOU'RE SHOWING INCREDIBLE COURAGE 48 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:25,300 BY AGREEING TO FINALLY SHOW YOURSELF IN PUBLIC. 49 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:27,300 THANKS. 50 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:32,300 AMERICA HAS WATCHED YOU GROW UP IN TELEVISION AND IN MOVIES. 51 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:35,300 FOR YEARS, YOU WERE EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LITTLE BROTHER 52 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,300 IN THAT HITS SERIES, THE BAKER'S DOZEN. 53 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,300 AND OF COURSE AS THE STAR 54 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:46,300 OF THOSE HILARIOUS GHOST DUDE MOVIES. 55 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,300 WELL, YOU GOT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY SAYING, 56 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:51,300 - "BOO, DUDE!" - All: BOO, DUDE. 57 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:55,300 BUT NOW, AFTER YOUR HORRIFIC ORDEAL, 58 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,300 THE VERY MENTION OF YOUR NAME 59 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:01,300 MAKES CHILDREN SCREAM IN TERROR. 60 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:04,300 - RICKY COOGIN... 61 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:07,300 THE WORLD IS WAITING TO HEAR YOUR STORY. 62 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:11,300 WELL, IT'S KIND OF LONG, BUT... OKAY. 63 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:15,300 IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS APPROACHED TO BE SPOKESMAN 64 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,300 FOR A MULTINATIONAL CORPORATION CALLED E.E.S. 65 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,300 Skye: OH, THE EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES PEOPLE. 66 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,300 RIGHT. I WAS AT THEIR HEADQUARTERS 67 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,300 TO MEET THE CHAIRMAN AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS. 68 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,300 THEY WANTED TO SEND ME TO SOUTH AMERICA TO PROMOTE A CONTROVERSIAL FERTILIZER 69 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,300 CALLED ZYGROT-24. 70 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,300 YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STAND UP 71 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:33,300 TO THESE RADICALS WHO ARE TRYING TO KEEP 72 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:36,300 ZYGROT-24 FROM THE STRUGGLING FARMERS 73 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,300 WHOSE VERY FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT. 74 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,300 WASN'T THAT STUFF BANNED? 75 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,300 ONLY IN THE U.S. 76 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:45,300 - AND EUROPE. - HUH-UH. 77 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,300 I HEARD THAT SHIT'S LETHAL. 78 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,300 ALL RIGHT. YOU NEED PROOF. FINE. 79 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,300 - PLEASE, SIT DOWN. - HMM. 80 00:04:53,300 --> 00:04:57,300 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET THE HEAD OF OUR SOUTH AMERICAN RESEARCH FACILITY, 81 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:00,300 SEÑOR JUAN VALDEZ. 82 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,300 MY NAME IS GEORGE RAMIREZ. 83 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:07,300 WHATEVER. HE'S BEEN WORKING WITH ZYGROT-24 EVERY DAY 84 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,300 FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, 85 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:12,300 AND LOOK AT HIM. HE'S IN FINE SHAPE. AREN'T YOU... 86 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:17,300 JUAN? 87 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,300 YES. 88 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:25,300 I AM FINE. 89 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,300 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT ME AND MY TEAM 90 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:30,300 - IN SANTA FLAN-- - Ricky: SANTA FLAN? 91 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,300 WHAT KIND OF SHITTY NAME FOR A COUNTRY IS THAT? 92 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:38,300 IT IS NAMED FOR THE PATRON SAINT 93 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,300 OF CREAMY DESSERTS. 94 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,300 AS I WAS SAYING, 95 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:47,300 WE HAVE WORKED VERY CLOSELY WITH ZYGROT-24. 96 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,300 I HAVE PERSONALLY SUPERVISED ITS DEVELOPMENT. 97 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:54,300 NO POTENTIAL DANGER WAS LEFT UNINVESTIGATED. 98 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,300 THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS ARE CRACKPOTS! 99 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:00,300 ALL OF THEM! THIS IS RIDICULOUS, I TELL YOU! 100 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,300 TOTALLY RIDICULOUS! 101 00:06:03,300 --> 00:06:06,300 THANK YOU, VALDEZ. THAT WILL BE ALL. 102 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:10,300 - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. - RICKY, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 103 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,300 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MAJOR THREAT 104 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:17,300 TO THE E.E.S. IMAGE. 105 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,300 HOW DOES $2 MILLION PLUS EXPENSES SOUND? 106 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,300 OH, DICK, 107 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,300 $2 MILLION SOUNDS GREAT... 108 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:29,300 - BUT-- - I HEAR YOU. 109 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:32,300 LET'S MAKE IT $5 MILLION. 110 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,300 WELL, THAT IS IF THE BOARD AGREES. 111 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:36,300 - GENTLEMEN, ALL THOSE IN FAVOR. - ( creaks ) 112 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:40,300 GOOD. IT'S UNANIMOUS. 113 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,300 WELL, RICKY, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 114 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:46,300 ARE YOU E.E.S.'S MAN IN SANTA FLAN? 115 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:50,300 MMM. 116 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,300 HMM. 117 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,300 ♪ ARIBA ♪ 118 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:04,300 Ricky: SO THE DEAL WAS DONE. 119 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:07,300 I WAS RICKY COOGIN, TOXIC CHEMICAL SALESMAN. 120 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,300 ME AND MY BUDDY ERNIE HOPPED IN THE NEXT PLANE FOR SANTA FLAN. 121 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,300 Skye: OH, DID THEY SHOW A MOVIE? 122 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,300 - "RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON." - I HEARD THAT SUCKED. 123 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:19,300 - WHERE THE HELL IS ERNIE? 124 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:23,300 LADIES, ALL I WANTED WAS A MANICURE. 125 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:28,300 HEY, I'M KIDDING. WAS IS THAT, GRAVY? 126 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,300 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? 127 00:07:30,300 --> 00:07:33,300 I DON'T KNOW, COOG. IT STARTED AS A PIMPLE, 128 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:36,300 AND THEN I SCRATCHED IT. 129 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,300 CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU GENTLEMEN A PILLOW OR A BLANKET? 130 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:44,300 YES, PLEASE. 131 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,300 IS THAT YOUR LUGGAGE UP THERE? 132 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:52,300 - Both: YEAH. - IS THAT YOUR UGLY LITTLE TROLL? 133 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,300 Both: STUEY GLUCK! 134 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:57,300 RICK! 135 00:07:57,300 --> 00:08:00,300 LOOK! I GOT A RARE STILL 136 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:03,300 FROM YOUR FIRST SEASON ON THE BAKER'S DOZEN! 137 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:06,300 COULD YOU SIGN IT FOR ME, PLEASE? 138 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,300 BAKER'S DOZEN. I LIKED THE MOM ON THAT SHOW. 139 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,300 - I PORKED HER. - COOL. 140 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,300 - ( woman gasps ) - HELLO! 141 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,300 RICK! AH! 142 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,300 ( Stuey screams ) 143 00:08:16,300 --> 00:08:20,300 RICK, IT SAYS HERE ZYGROT-24 IS DANGEROUS. 144 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,300 WHY ARE YOU LENDING YOUR NAME TO IT, RICK? 145 00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:25,300 YOU USED TO BE GOOD, 146 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:29,300 AND NOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW. 147 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:34,300 - ( Stuey sobbing ) - ( groans ) 148 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:45,300 DON'T CRY, STUEY. 149 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:50,300 DEEP DOWN, I'M STILL GOOD. 150 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,300 - ( grunts, screaming ) - Both: YES! HE-HE-HE. 151 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,300 ( grunting ) 152 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:02,300 ( both scream ) 153 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,300 - MAY I TAKE YOUR BOMB, SIR? - Captain Benway here. 154 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:16,300 To the right of the aircraft you can see a terrific view of the Grand Canyon, 155 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:19,300 and to the left you can see a panic-stricken little troll. 156 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:24,300 RICK! 157 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:28,300 ( murmuring ) 158 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,300 YOU GONNA EAT YOUR PEANUTS, ERNIE? 159 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,300 - NO, YOU CAN HAVE 'EM. - THANKS. 160 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:37,300 ( Stuey screams ) 161 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:46,300 HEY, I'M OKAY. 162 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:49,300 ( salsa music playing ) 163 00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,300 Ricky: HERE WE ARE, ERNIE. SANTA SPAM, 164 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,300 WORLD-FAMOUS FOR LOUD MUSIC AND HOT SEX. 165 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:58,300 - Ernie: IT IS? - GIVE ME A FEW HOURS. 166 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:02,300 I'M SURE GLAD THAT WASN'T OUR PLANE. 167 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:05,300 ( chanting ) TAKE YOUR TOXIC CRAP AWAY! 168 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:10,300 E.E.S. MUSN'T STAY! TAKE YOUR TOXIC CRAP AWAY! 169 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,300 JESUS, WE'D BETTER FIND THE LIMO RIGHT NOW 170 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:21,300 BEFORE THESE WHALE-KISSERS CHOP US UP AND SELL US-- 171 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:25,300 OOH. 172 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:28,300 I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 173 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:31,300 IF I CAN JUST FIND THE RIGHT DISGUISE. 174 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:33,300 ( groans ) 175 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,300 OH. OH GOD. 176 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:39,300 TAKE THESE. ( screaming ) 177 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,300 GIVE ME BACK MY CRUTCHES, YOU MONSTER! 178 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:46,300 OH, IT HURTS! OH GOD! 179 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:49,300 ARE YOU OKAY? 180 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,300 - OH! OH. - LET ME HELP YOU. 181 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,300 THANKS. OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 182 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:58,300 WHAT'S ONE MAN'S PAIN WEIGHED AGAINST THE GLOBAL INJUSTICE 183 00:10:58,300 --> 00:11:01,300 OF CORPORATE TYRANTS LIKE E.E.S.? GO! 184 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:04,300 THE FIGHT MUST CONTINUE! 185 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,300 WOW. 186 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:11,300 - MY NAME IS JULIE. - JOSH, JOSH TAVERN. 187 00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:15,300 MOTHER TERESA. GLAD TO MEET YOU. 188 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,300 - GIVE ME THOSE, YOU APE. - OW! 189 00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:19,300 JOSH, A BUSLOAD OF US ARE HEADED 190 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,300 OVER TO MARACAS TO PROTEST ZYGROT-24 191 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,300 AND PELT RICKY COOGIN WITH COW SHIT. 192 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:28,300 HMM, SAME HERE. YOU CAN RIDE WITH US. 193 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,300 - ( laughs ) - US? YOU'RE WITH HIM? 194 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,300 - ( grunts ) - OH, ERNIE? EH, HE'S OKAY. 195 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:36,300 - YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF AN IDIOT SAVANT? - SURE. 196 00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:41,300 OH, THAT'S ERNIE, EXCEPT FOR THE SAVANT PART. 197 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:45,300 Ernie: YEAH, WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE-- 198 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:48,300 THAT COOGIN GUY SURE IS AN ASSHOLE, HUH? 199 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:51,300 I'LL SAY. WHAT A TOTAL PIECE OF SHIT! 200 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,300 I MEAN-- DON'T YOU THINK SO, JOSH? 201 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,300 ( clears throat ) WELL... HE'S GOT A FEW PROBLEMS. 202 00:11:56,300 --> 00:12:00,300 AND WHAT A LOUSY ACTOR! I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THAT GHOST DUDE CRAP? 203 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,300 OH, COME ON. WITH A SCRIPT THAT BAD, 204 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:05,300 HE DESERVES AN OSCAR FOR COMING OFF AS GOOD AS HE DID. 205 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:08,300 - WELL, HE'S NO CHRISTIAN SLATER. - SLATER?! 206 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,300 NOW, COME ON, I CAN ACT CIRCLES AROUND THAT ONE-NOTE HACK. 207 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,300 ( screams ) 208 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,300 AND YOU THINK SLATER CAN IMPROV LIKE THIS?! 209 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:19,300 HUH? 210 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:23,300 UGH! DAMN IT! 211 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,300 SO, JULIE, 212 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:31,300 YOU LIKE SWEDISH FILMS? 213 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,300 YOU DON'T EVEN WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH ABOUT ZYGROT-24, DO YOU? 214 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,300 LOOK, I AM NOT SAYING THIS STUFF IS GONNA 215 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,300 TURN ANYONE INTO SOME KIND OF-- 216 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:49,300 - "HUMAN WORM"? - EXACTLY, A HUMAN WORM. I MEAN, THAT'S JUST ABSURD. 217 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,300 - THE POINT IS THAT THIS PRODUCT-- - "DAWGBOY"? 218 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,300 YEAH, OR A DOG BOY. THAT'S STUPID. 219 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,300 - THE POINT IS, IT'S A VERY-- - "HIDEOUS FRAWGMAN"? 220 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:01,300 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY. 221 00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,300 HUMAN SUFFERING IS A BIG JOKE TO YOU, ISN'T IT, COOGIN? 222 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:08,300 - WHAT? - YOU ARE SO SICK. 223 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,300 COOL! A FREAK SHOW! 224 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,300 LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 225 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,300 KIND LIKE A FAMILY REUNION FOR YOU, HUH? 226 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:20,300 LIGHTEN UP, COOG. COULD BE A GOOF. 227 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:34,300 ( Announcer speaking ) 228 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:40,300 ( monkeys chattering ) 229 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:46,300 ( Woody Woodpecker laughs ) 230 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:51,300 ( Curly chuckles ) 231 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:56,300 ( dramatic music playing ) 232 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,300 Male voice over P.A.: Welcome to Freek Land, 233 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:21,300 home of nature's most repulsive mistakes. 234 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,300 Don't forget to visit our snack bar, 235 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,300 and please, no spitting. 236 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:30,300 - ( Male voice repeating in Spanish over P.A. ) - ISN'T THIS GREAT? 237 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,300 Julie: IT IS SO... 238 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:38,300 - REAL. - REAL STUPID. 239 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300 ( clanging, squeaking ) 240 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,300 LET'S GO, ERNIE. THIS PLACE IS DEAD. 241 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,300 YEAH, WHERE'S ALL THE WEIRDOES? 242 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:53,300 ( man's voice echoes ) THERE ARE NO WEIRDOES HERE. 243 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:59,300 MUTANTS? YES. 244 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,300 GENERIC NIGHTMARES? 245 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,300 DEFINITELY. 246 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,300 CHILDREN OF HELL, 247 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,300 TWISTED MASSES OF LIVING, BREATHING, 248 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,300 TORMENTED FLESH? CERTAINLY. 249 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:17,300 BUT AS FOR WEIRDOES... 250 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,300 NOT A ONE. 251 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,300 UNLESS, OF COURSE... 252 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,300 YOU COUNT ME. 253 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:33,300 NAH. YOU SEEM LIKE A REGULAR DUMBSHIT OLD REDNECK TO ME. 254 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,300 - ( chuckles ) - I'M JULIE. 255 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,300 - AND YOU ARE...? - I AM ELIJAH C. SKUGGS, 256 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,300 PROUD PROPRIETOR OF SKUGGS' FABULOUS FREEK LAND AND MUTANT EMPORIUM, 257 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,300 BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. 258 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:49,300 AFTER ALL, YOU ALL HAVE VENTURED MILES AWAY FROM CIVILIZATION-- 259 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:53,300 HOSPITALS, TELEPHONES, 260 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,300 POLICE! ( echoes ) 261 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,300 - HOW MAY I HELP YOU? - DROP DEAD. 262 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:04,300 - ( Ernie laughs ) - WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR FREAK SHOW. 263 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,300 YOU SEE, YOU HAVE BUILT A MONUMENT 264 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:12,300 TO THE VARIETY AND INNOVATION OF NATURE. 265 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,300 IT REMINDS US TO RESPECT THE FRAGILE COMPLEXITY 266 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,300 OF OUR GLOBAL ECOSYSTEM. 267 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:23,300 - AND YOU COME TO ME LOOKING FOR WEIRDOES. - ( whips ) 268 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,300 HEY? HEY! 269 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:30,300 - UGH! - ( croaks ) 270 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,300 - HELLO. - ( croaks ) 271 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,300 MR. TOAD IS MY ASSISTANT. 272 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:41,300 AS FOR THE SHOW, I'M AFRAID THE NEXT PARADE OF DEFORMITY 273 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,300 - ISN'T UNTIL TOMORROW EVENING. - Ricky and Ernie: AW. 274 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:48,300 HOWEVER, I DO HAVE A PRIVATE EXHIBIT 275 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,300 IN MY SHED... 276 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:56,300 YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. I DON'T USUALLY SHARE IT WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC. 277 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,300 - ( chuckles ) - WELL, 278 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,300 WE ARE DEEPLY HONORED, BUT... NO THANKS. 279 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,300 - ( tongue whips ) - YEAH, WE'RE REALLY-- 280 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,300 ALL RIGHT. 281 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,300 I USED TO BLOW UP TOADS WITH FIRECRACKERS, PAL! 282 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,300 - SO WATCH IT! - THE SIDESHOW TRADITION 283 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,300 HAS BEEN COMPLETELY MISREPRESENTED BY THE MEDIA. 284 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,300 - OH, YES. - I MEAN, YOU DON'T TRAFFIC IN HUMAN MISERY. 285 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,300 YOU SHOW SOCIETY A PART OF ITSELF IT JUST DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK AT. 286 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:25,300 MM-HMM. YOU GETTING THIS? 287 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,300 - WHAT THE HELL, HUH? - ( scoffs ) 288 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,300 - WE'LL SEE SOME PICKLED DOG BRAINS. - ( sighs ) 289 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,300 MAYBE SOME PICTURES OF WOMEN WITH, YOU KNOW, 290 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,300 ADDED EQUIPMENT, HUH? 291 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,300 - HUH? - WHY NOT? 292 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:41,300 ( growls ) 293 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:46,300 ( gulps, burps ) 294 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:55,300 - ( Skuggs laughing ) - ( thunder rumbles ) 295 00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:01,300 I JUST LOVE THE FAMILY CIRCUS. 296 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,300 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! ( grunting ) 297 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,300 I DO ADMIT THEY USE THE SAME JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 298 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:12,300 I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR THIS LITTLE MOPPET'S SHENANIGANS, THAT'S ALL. 299 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:17,300 PERHAPS I SHOULD TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT WHAT I DO. 300 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:23,300 YOU SEE, I NOT ONLY EXHIBIT FREAKS... 301 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,300 I MAKE THEM. 302 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,300 JUST LIKE MICHELANGELO 303 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,300 SAW THE ANGEL IN THE STONE, 304 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,300 I CAN LOOK AT A GUY LIKE 305 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,300 KEVIN COSTNER 306 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,300 AND SEE A GIANT PEACH GRUB 307 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:43,300 WHO CAN FART THE BLUE DANUBE. 308 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,300 BEHOLD! 309 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:50,300 THE TASTY FREAKS MACHINE! 310 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,300 MY GOD! HE'S USING ZYGROT-24! 311 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,300 HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT STUFF! 312 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,300 WELL, THEN I GUESS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THESE EITHER! 313 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,300 ( all scream ) 314 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,300 WHO WANTS TO GET FREAKED FIRST? 315 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,300 - LADIES FIRST! - GO SCREW YOURSELF! 316 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,300 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD. 317 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:13,300 - OH GOD! - HMM. 318 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,300 LET'S SEE NOW. WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THESE TWO? 319 00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:21,300 WELL, LET'S SEE. AIN'T IT ALWAYS, HUH? 320 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,300 DO WE MAKE THEM DEFORMED? 321 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,300 MICHAEL JACKSON. 322 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,300 YEAH, THAT'S LIKE YIN AND YANG. 323 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,300 AC, DC. 324 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,300 TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE. 325 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,300 THAT'S PRETTY DARN GOOD, REALLY. 326 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,300 LET HER RIP, TOAD. 327 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:47,300 ( hard rock music playing ) 328 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:10,300 - ( Julie groans ) - ( Ernie grunts ) 329 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,300 - ( Julie screaming ) - WAIT, WAIT. 330 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,300 WAIT A SECOND! YOU'RE REALLY GONNA RUB THAT STUFF ON US 331 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,300 - AND MUTATE OUR BODY PARTS? - CORRECT. 332 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,300 WELL, THEN COULD YOU GIVE ME A REALLY BIG RODNEY? 333 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,300 I'M A MAD SCIENTIST, PAL, NOT A MIRACLE WORKER. 334 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,300 - ( chuckles ) - NO! 335 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:48,300 HEY! PUT THAT THING AWAY. 336 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:58,300 FEAST YOUR EYES. 337 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,300 ( both scream ) 338 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:05,300 OH, WELL, AT LEAST I'LL NEVER HAVE TO GO FAR FOR A PIECE OF TAIL. 339 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,300 PIG! 340 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:13,300 - OW! - TOAD, TAKE THEM TO THEIR QUARTERS. 341 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:19,300 ( Julie yelling ) 342 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,300 A MERE... 343 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,300 PARTY TRICK. 344 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,300 BUT YOU-- 345 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,300 YOU'RE GONNA BE... 346 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:33,300 - SPECIAL. - ( groans ) 347 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:43,300 ( Ricky screaming ) 348 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:53,300 - ( groaning ) - ( dialing ) 349 00:21:55,300 --> 00:22:00,300 ( ringing ) 350 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:06,300 LAUGHING MAN, THIS IS RED SWAN. 351 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:10,300 - ( laughs ) - FINE, THANK YOU, AND YOU? 352 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,300 - ( laughs ) - LISTEN, I HAVE CREATED 353 00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,300 THE ULTIMATE FREAK-- SORT OF. 354 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,300 - ( cackles ) - YES. WELL, SEE, THAT'S JUST IT-- 355 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,300 HE'S NOT QUITE... FINISHED. 356 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,300 I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE OF THAT ZYGROT-24. 357 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:30,300 ( heavy laughing ) 358 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,300 COULD YOU SPELL THAT? 359 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:36,300 - Ha. Ho. Hee. - YES. 360 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,300 Hey. Hoo. 361 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:43,300 - GOT IT. - ( laughing maniacally ) 362 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,300 ( chuckles ) YES, UH-- 363 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:49,300 - WELL, YOU TAKE IT EASY TOO, LAUGHING-- - ( line disconnects ) 364 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:54,300 ASSHOLE. 365 00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,300 WAKEY, WAKEY. 366 00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,300 EGGS AND BAKEY. 367 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:05,300 TIME TO MEET AND GREET THE BRAND NEW YOU. 368 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,300 OH GOD! THIS WAS MY GOOD SIDE! 369 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,300 STILL IS, IF YOU ASK ME. 370 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,300 HELL, WAIT TILL SEE WHAT I'VE GOT PLANNED FOR THE OTHER SIDE. 371 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,300 WELCOME TO YOUR SPACIOUS ACCOMMODATIONS. 372 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:29,300 ( groaning, screams ) 373 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,300 GREAT USE OF THE SPACE. 374 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,300 YEAH, YEAH. I LEARNED IT ALL FROM BOB VILA. 375 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,300 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD EXPOSE THESE RUSTED BEAMS 376 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:45,300 AND PUT IN A SKYLIGHT OVER JUST ONE WEEKEND. 377 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:50,300 - GIVE IT A REST, BOB. - ( grunts ) 378 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:55,300 ( flies buzzing ) 379 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,300 ONE OF THESE DAYS I GOTTA PUT A SHITTER IN THERE. 380 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:03,300 NO PROBLEM, ELIJAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE 381 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,300 IN MY NEW BOOK, "BEDROOMS AND BATHROOMS." 382 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,300 IN FACT, IF YOU TAKE THIS ONE ON 30-- 383 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,300 - ( thumps ) - ( grunts ) 384 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,300 ( whispers ) ERNIE. 385 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,300 - JULIE. - OVER HERE, COOG. 386 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,300 - Julie: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - OH, I KNOW THAT VOICE. 387 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:24,300 THAT'S THE VOICE THAT SAID, "COOL, A FREAK SHOW. LET'S CHECK IT OUT." 388 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:28,300 OH, SURE. BLAME THE WOMAN. TYPICAL. 389 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,300 "IT'S SO REAL." IS THIS REAL ENOUGH FOR YOU? 390 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,300 I'M FRIGGIN' QUASIMODO. 391 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:37,300 LIGHTEN UP, COOG. 392 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:41,300 YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ORIGINAL TAG TEAM OF UGLY PUKES HERE. 393 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,300 LOOK AT THIS OUTFIT. 394 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:47,300 - COME ON, STEP INTO THE LIGHT. - OKAY. 395 00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,300 HERE I COME. 396 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:56,300 - ( Julie gaps ) - ( retches ) 397 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:59,300 OH, JEEZ. 398 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:04,300 WELL, IT'S NOT SO REVOLTING. 399 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,300 I MEAN, AFTER ALL, 400 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:12,300 PHYSICAL BEAUTY IS MERELY A SOCIALLY ENFORCED MYTH... 401 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:18,300 OH SHIT. 402 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,300 YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE NO MONA LISAS YOURSELF. 403 00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,300 YOU'RE LUCKY I GOT A STRONG STOMACH. 404 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,300 - AND YOU ARE LUCKY I DO NOT BITE YOU. - HUH? 405 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,300 - ( growls ) - GET AWAY FROM ME, 406 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:32,300 - YOU-- YOU-- - FREAK? 407 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:36,300 I AM ORTIZ, THE DOG BOY. 408 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,300 LEADER OF THE FREAKS. 409 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,300 KIND OF LIKE THE TOP DOG. 410 00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:44,300 WELCOME TO HELL, RICK. 411 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,300 - SHAKE. - NO THANKS, 412 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,300 - I DON'T PLAN ON STAYING LONG. - ( murmuring ) 413 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,300 - HUH? - SHH, SHH. HEY. NO. 414 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,300 HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE IN HERE, ANYWAY? 415 00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,300 FIRST, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, RICARDO. 416 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,300 WHO STARRED IN THE FILM 417 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,300 - "EXORCIST 2, THE HERETIC"? - HUH? 418 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,300 WELL, PERHAPS WE SHOULD ASK THE WORM? 419 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,300 - ( game show music playing ) - Ortiz: TELL US, WORM, 420 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,300 WHO STARRED IN "THE EXORCIST 2, THE HERETIC"? 421 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:19,300 - OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN. - OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN. 422 00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,300 RICK, DO YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE? 423 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,300 THIS IS NUTS! THIS IS CRAZY! 424 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,300 - BESIDES, IT WAS LINDA BLAIR. - VERY GOOD. 425 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:29,300 IT WAS LINDA BLAIR. 426 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,300 - CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE! - ( bell ringing ) 427 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,300 Ortiz: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL. 428 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:37,300 OKAY. JULIE-ERNIE, 429 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,300 WHO'S IT GOING TO BE? NOSEY THE NOSEMAN? 430 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,300 ( blowing ) WHAT?! 431 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,300 - COWBOY! - HOWDY. 432 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:50,300 - THE BEARDED LADY. - HOW YOU DOING? 433 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:53,300 - SOCKHEAD. - HI. 434 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,300 THE ETERNAL FLAME. 435 00:26:55,300 --> 00:27:00,300 - FIRE IN THE HOLE. YEAH! - ROSIE, THE PINHEAD. 436 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,300 - THE HIDEOUS FROGMAN. - ( yells ) 437 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:10,300 AND OF COURSE, IN THE CENTER SQUARE, MR. PAUL LYNDE! 438 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,300 - ( alarm blares ) - ( laughs ) 439 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,300 - ( screams ) - WELL, WHO WILL IT BE? 440 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,300 CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I'LL GO WITH PAUL LYNDE. 441 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,300 - DON'T BE AN IDIOT! - HE'S FUNNY. 442 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:23,300 OH! 443 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,300 DON'T YOU SEE, RICK? 444 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,300 JUST BECAUSE WE ARE FREAKS, 445 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:32,300 DOES NOT MEAN WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HAVE SOME FUN, HUH? 446 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,300 GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY! 447 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,300 I'M NOT LIKE YOU! YOU HEAR ME? 448 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,300 I AM RICKY COOGIN. I AM NOT A FREAK! 449 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:46,300 ( all laughing ) 450 00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:56,300 FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! 451 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:02,300 - ( screaming ) - POOR KID. 452 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,300 ( sighs ) 453 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:10,300 THIS SUCKS. 454 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,300 HMM. I WONDER IF THEY'RE STILL CASTING GREMLINS 3. 455 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:17,300 I'LL CALL MY AGENT IN THE MORNING. 456 00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,300 Julie: LOOK, RICK, ALL THE FREAKS HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS ANGUISH. 457 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,300 AT FIRST, I WAS BLINDED BY MY ANGER. I ADMIT THAT. 458 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,300 I WANTED TO RING YOUR NECK FOR GETTING US INTO THIS, 459 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,300 BUT I GOT OVER IT. 460 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:32,300 ORTIZ TAUGHT ME TO CHANNEL MY ANGER FOR THE COMMON GOOD. 461 00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,300 YOU WANTED TO SEE THE FREAK SHOW. 462 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,300 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! 463 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,300 LET GO OF ME. 464 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:43,300 - ERNIE! - OH. 465 00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:47,300 SORRY, COOG. FOR A SECOND, I WAS-- A TOTAL MAN-HATER. 466 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:51,300 - ( coughing ) - HERE. 467 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:53,300 TAKE IT. 468 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,300 "SO YOU'RE A HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAK. NOW WHAT?" 469 00:28:57,300 --> 00:29:01,300 I DON'T NEED THIS. I'M NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GOD-FORSAKEN ANIMALS. 470 00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:06,300 Worm: YOU'RE MISTAKEN, RICK. YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE US. 471 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,300 WE WERE ALL NORMAL, HEALTHY FOLK BEFORE WE MADE THE FATEFUL MISTAKE 472 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,300 OF COMING TO THIS HELLHOLE AT AN OFF HOUR. 473 00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:17,300 WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE, I WAS A PROFESSOR OF OLIGOCHAETOLOGY-- 474 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,300 THE STUDY OF WORMS, OF COURSE. 475 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,300 I WAS ON THE TRAIL OF THE FAT, PUDGY WORM. 476 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,300 MR. SKUGGS SAID HE HAD JUST SUCH WORM IN HIS SHED. 477 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,300 HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY SURMISED 478 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:30,300 THAT THE SPECIMEN AND MYSELF SHOULD ULTIMATELY PROVE TO BE ONE AND THE SAME. 479 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,300 ( Worm screams ) 480 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,300 AT FIRST, THE TRANSFORMATION WAS FABULOUS. 481 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:41,300 I TRULY UNDERSTOOD THE WORM'S ETHOS LIKE NEVER BEFORE. 482 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:44,300 BUT THOSE EARLY DAYS OF FASCINATION ARE OVER. 483 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:48,300 NOW IN RETROSPECT, I THINK THE WHOLE THING IS A FUCKING HEADACHE. 484 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,300 I'D SELL MY SOUL JUST TO BE ABLE TO WIPE MY OWN ASS. 485 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:56,300 ( sobs ) 486 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:59,300 HMM-- I FIRST CAME HERE AS A TOURIST. 487 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:03,300 LOOKING FOR SOME FUN-- NICE PLACE. 488 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,300 ( Elijah humming ) 489 00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,300 THEN ELIJAH TURNED ME INTO A SOCK. 490 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:10,300 ( Sockhead screams ) 491 00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:15,300 I'M SORRY. I'M NOT MUCH FOR STORIES. 492 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:21,300 WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED HERE, I WAS NOTHING LIKE I AM NOW. 493 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,300 ( rock 'n' roll playing ) 494 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,300 I WAS CONFUSED-- 495 00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,300 - A WALKING CONTRADICTION... - ALL RIGHT. 496 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:32,300 - SO FULL OF QUESTIONS. - YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT A DICK. 497 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:35,300 - ( grunts ) - HEY! YOU CAN KEEP THE BEARD. 498 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,300 - OH. - ( laughs ) 499 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,300 Bearded lady: HALLELUJAH! 500 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,300 BUT NOW I KNOW WHO I AM. 501 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,300 I CAN SAY TO THE WORLD, "HEY, THIS IS ME. 502 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:51,300 I AM WOMAN, AND I LIKE ME." 503 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:07,300 ( evil chuckle ) 504 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:13,300 - ( all sniffing ) - MAN, THAT'S ROUGH. 505 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:17,300 YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW, RICK, WHETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT. 506 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:21,300 IT'S IRREFUTABLE. 507 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,300 HMM... 508 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:29,300 - COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT. - ( growling ) 509 00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:34,300 - HEY, MIND YOUR BUSINESS! - SORRY, SORRY. 510 00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:39,300 ( both barking ) 511 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,300 - WOW! - Ernie: ORTIZ. 512 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,300 ORTIZ, THAT'S ME. THAT'S ME, ORTIZ! 513 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,300 ORTIZ, ORTIZ, YOU ARE ON ME. 514 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,300 - OH, OH, I AM NOT CLEANING THIS UP. - Julie: OH JEEZ. 515 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,300 Ernie: ORTIZ, DOWN! GET OUT-- 516 00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,300 WELL, THOSE E.E.S. GUYS SHOULD RESCUE ME ANY MINUTE, 517 00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,300 THEN IT'S BACK TO SUNNY OLD L.A. 518 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,300 AND STRAIGHT TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON. 519 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,300 I WONDER HOW MANY OF MY ANATOMICALLY-CORRECT GIRLFRIENDS 520 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:03,300 - WILL BE WAITING FOR ME. - Stuey's voice: I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU, RICK! 521 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,300 THANKS, STUEY. 522 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,300 - ( pops ) - AH! IT'S THE TROLL! 523 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:12,300 ( grumbles ) GO HOME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 524 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:15,300 SEEING PHANTOM TROLLS, RICK? 525 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,300 NOPE. 526 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:20,300 SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'VE DEVELOPED A TELEPATHIC BOND. 527 00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:22,300 DON'T MEAN YOU'RE NUTS OR NOTHING. 528 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,300 HECK, OLD NOSEY, WHY, HE CAN SMELL THE FUTURE. 529 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:28,300 LOTS OF US FREAKS GOT E.S.P., 530 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,300 AND SOCKHEAD, HE'S GOT E.S.P.N. 531 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:33,300 - ( groaning on TV ) - WATCH OUT, HULKSTER. 532 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,300 HE'S GONNA TRY THE SKULL-CRACKER! 533 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,300 SHUCKS, RICK, YOU'RE LUCKY. 534 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:43,300 TELEPATHY LIKE YOURS ONLY OCCURS BETWEEN REAL SOUL MATES. 535 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,300 A BOND LIKE THAT SHOULD BE CHERISHED. 536 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,300 WOW, I'M RICKY COOGIN'S SOUL MATE! 537 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,300 IN YOUR DREAMS! NOW GET LOST, TROLL. 538 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,300 - ( groaning ) - WAIT TILL I TELL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL! 539 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,300 - I LOVE YOU, RICK. - SHUCKS, RICK, 540 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,300 IT DON'T MAKE SENSE TO SPURN YOUR SOUL MATE. 541 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,300 I RECKON THAT TROLL COULD HELP YOU, 542 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:06,300 IF YOU JUST LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART. 543 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,300 ( scoffs ) 544 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,300 ( dramatic music playing ) 545 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,300 ONCE AMERICA SEES WHAT HAPPENED TO RICKY, 546 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:16,300 THEY'LL PROBABLY SEND THE WHOLE F.B.I. DOWN TO SAVE HIM. 547 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:20,300 I'LL PROBABLY WIN A PULITZER PRIZE FOR THIS SCOOP, 548 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:25,300 AND I'LL DEDICATE IT TO RICK. 549 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,300 ( groans ) 550 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,300 ( groans ) 551 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,300 AH! 552 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,300 OF COURSE I'LL PRINT IT! AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW! 553 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,300 BURT, GIVE MR. GLUCK HIS FEE AND SHOW HIM THE WAY OUT. 554 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:50,300 THAT'S OKAY! I KNOW THE WAY OUT. 555 00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:54,300 "FREAKY DEAKY! RICKY COOGIN'S A MUTANT 556 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,300 AND IN SOUTH AMERICA. BY STUART GLUCK." 557 00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:01,300 THAT'S ME! 558 00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:04,300 NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. 559 00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:09,300 - YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! - ( laughing evilly ) 560 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,300 Elijah: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 561 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,300 GET READY FOR THE GLAMOUR! 562 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,300 GET READY FOR THE GLITZ! 563 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,300 GET READY TO PELT THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED 564 00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,300 WITH ROTTEN VEGETABLES, 565 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:26,300 'CAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME! 566 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:31,300 ( rock 'n' roll playing ) 567 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:37,300 YEAH, I BET YOU WEIGH ABOUT-- 568 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,300 107! ( laughs ) 569 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:44,300 - A ONE, TWO, THREE... - ( farts ) 570 00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,300 WHAT KEEPING THOSE DAMN E.E.S. GUYS? 571 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,300 SOMETHING'S TROUBLING YOU, MY BOY. WHAT IS IT? 572 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:07,300 - TAKE A WILD GUESS. - OH... 573 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,300 I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 574 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:14,300 YOU SEE, I TOO HAD AN EATING DISORDER. 575 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:20,300 QUIET, PLEASE. 576 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,300 THANK YOU. 577 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,300 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 578 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:27,300 TONIGHT, YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS 579 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,300 A CAVALCADE OF ATROCITIES 580 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,300 SO HORRIFIC THAT I ADVISE THE MORE SENSITIVE MEMBERS 581 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:38,300 OF OUR AUDIENCE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES AT THIS TIME. 582 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:45,300 TONIGHT, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE 583 00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:49,300 SEVERAL NEW AND ORIGINAL MONSTROSITIES 584 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:53,300 INCLUDING OUR STAR ATTRACTION THE BEAST BOY. 585 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,300 Audience: OOH! 586 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,300 BUT FIRST, A PERENNIAL FAVORITE HERE AT FREEK LAND. 587 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:03,300 SIT BACK AND SNUGGLE UP TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS 588 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:08,300 - OF ROSIE THE PINHEAD. - ( whistling, cheering ) 589 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:20,300 ( off-key wailing ) 590 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,300 - SING OUT, DEAR - ( thumping ) 591 00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:28,300 FROM THE DIAPHRAGM. 592 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,300 - ( music playing ) - HEY, JULIE, 593 00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:33,300 HOW MANY FEMINISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? 594 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,300 - HOW MANY? - TWO-- 595 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:38,300 ONE TO SCREW IT IN, AND ONE TO RIDE MY RODNEY! 596 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:43,300 OAF! 597 00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:50,300 - ( audience cheers ) - Man: BRAVO! 598 00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,300 IF YOUR COLORING IS IN THE AUTUMN RANGE LIKE MARIA, 599 00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,300 I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TRY THE EARTH-TONE EYE MAKEUP. 600 00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,300 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE DONE A LOVELY FRENCH BRAID ON MARIA. 601 00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:04,300 BUT I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO EXPERIMENT AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION. 602 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,300 THE MAIN THING IS JUST HAVE FUN WITH IT. 603 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:10,300 - ( funk music playing ) - HA! YEAH! OH! YEAH. 604 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,300 FEEL GOOD! WOW! YEAH! 605 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:17,300 CHECK THIS OUT, HUH? ( laughs ) 606 00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,300 - ( record skipping ) - HEY! WHAT?! 607 00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,300 HEY! THAT-- YOU PIECE OF SHIT! 608 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,300 ( music stops ) 609 00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:29,300 - Man: ALL RIGHT! WAY TO GO! - ( audience cheers ) 610 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,300 - ( bells ringing ) - ( out of tune ) ♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪ 611 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:35,300 ♪ BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER ♪ 612 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,300 ♪ IT MAKES A TASTY MEAL ♪ 613 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:41,300 ♪ WE DO THE WIENERSCHNITZEL POLKA ♪ 614 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,300 ♪ BECAUSE WE LOVE TO EAT FRIED VEAL! HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪ 615 00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:48,300 THANK YOU! MY PEOPLE! THANK YOU. 616 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,300 THANK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD. 617 00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,300 - ( screams ) - ( all gasp ) 618 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:57,300 - OH. - HEY, HE'S GOT A HAND UNDER THERE! 619 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,300 - IT'S A HOAX! - ( audience booing ) 620 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,300 ( screams ) 621 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,300 HEY, COME ON! OOH! AH! 622 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:09,300 - BITE ME! - PUPPETEERING IS AN ADMIRABLE SKILL 623 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,300 IN IT'S OWN RIGHT, NOW GIVE HIM HIS DUE. 624 00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:14,300 ( chanting ) BEAST BOY! BEAST BOY! 625 00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,300 CALM DOWN! HE'LL BE OUT HERE IN A MOMENT! 626 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,300 AND WHEN I WON FIRST PRIZE, 627 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,300 THEY NEVER CALLED ME PUDDING HEAD AGAIN. 628 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,300 - SO? - DON'T YOU SEE? 629 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,300 YOU MUST TURN YOUR HARDSHIP INTO INSPIRATION. 630 00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,300 YOU'RE AN ACTOR, RICK. 631 00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,300 YOUR BODY IS YOUR INSTRUMENT, AND WITH IT, 632 00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:33,300 YOU MUST PLAY YOUR TRAGIC SYMPHONY FOR ALL THE WORLD. 633 00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,300 THEY'RE GOING NUTS FOR YOU, BEAST BOY. 634 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,300 - YOU BETTER GET OUT HERE NOW. - I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 635 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:42,300 THANK YOU, WORM. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPAY YOU FOR THIS. 636 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,300 - YOU COULD WIPE MY ASS. - ( chuckles ) 637 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:49,300 - WHAT A COMEDIAN! - ( groans ) 638 00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,300 NOSEY, HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU 639 00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:56,300 - WHAT A GIFTED ARTIST YOU ARE? - HUH? 640 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,300 NOW IS THE WINTER 641 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:11,300 OF OUR DISCONTENT. 642 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,300 MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BY THIS SON OF YORK. 643 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:17,300 I DIDN'T WRITE THIS. WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 644 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,300 Ricky: BUT I'M NOT SHAPED FOR SPORT OF TRICKS, 645 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:24,300 NOR MADE TO COURT AN AMOROUS LOOKING GLASS. 646 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,300 - HIGH-- - IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE 647 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,300 UNDERSTANDING MR. COOGIN'S BRILLIANT READING 648 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,300 OF THE SOLILOQUY FROM RICHARD III, PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE 649 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:36,300 OF THE HANDY SUBTITLES FOR THE CULTURALLY ILLITERATE. 650 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,300 - SHH! - Ricky: ...WILD FIGURE... 651 00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:43,300 DEFORMED, SENT BEFORE MY TIME 652 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,300 INTO THIS BREATHING WORLD, 653 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,300 SCARCE HALF MADE UP. 654 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300 WHY I... 655 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:57,300 IN THIS WEAK PIPING TIME OF PEACE 656 00:39:57,300 --> 00:40:02,300 HAVE NO DELIGHT TO PASS AWAY THE TIME? 657 00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:08,300 ( sighs ) 658 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:13,300 THANK YOU. 659 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:22,300 - Man: BEAUTIFUL! - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 660 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:27,300 THEY SEEM TO LIKE IT. 661 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:33,300 - ( snaps ) - ( Ricky screams ) 662 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,300 - MY GOD. - TOO KIND. 663 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,300 - IT IS HIM. - YES! 664 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,300 THANK GOD FOR E.E.S.! ( laughing ) 665 00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,300 OH, YEAH, YEAH, RICK. LOOK, LOOK. 666 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:50,300 I-- I REALLY LOVE THIS NEW LOOK YOU'VE GOT GOING FOR YOURSELF. 667 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:54,300 IT'S FRESH, IT'S HIP, THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT, 668 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:58,300 BUT BACK AT E.E.S., I DON'T THINK THE BIG BOYS UPSTAIRS ARE GONNA GET IT. 669 00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,300 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - WELL, RICK, WHAT I'M-- 670 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:05,300 TRYING TO SAY IS THAT-- WELL, UH-- 671 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:09,300 YOU'RE UGLY ENOUGH TO BURN THE NOSE HAIRS OFF A DEAD NUN. 672 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:14,300 ( all laughing ) 673 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:26,300 WHAT A PUTZ! 674 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:37,300 EAT SHIT! 675 00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,300 RICK, NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING CHILDISH. 676 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:45,300 ( growls ) 677 00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,300 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 678 00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:52,300 ( roaring ) 679 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:56,300 WHAT'S THE MATTER? AFRAID OF A LITTLE ROUGH STUFF? 680 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,300 WELCOME TO SHOW BUSINESS, MORONS! 681 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:04,300 YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. 682 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:22,300 NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT. 683 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:33,300 ( grunting ) GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 684 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,300 THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW. 685 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:42,300 ( glass clinking ) 686 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:47,300 - PSST. HEY, YOU, MILKMAN. - ME? 687 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:51,300 YEAH, YOU. I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 688 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:56,300 COME AROUND TO THIS LITTLE TRAPDOOR. 689 00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,300 - WHAT IS IT? - I'VE JUST LAID A TURD 690 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,300 THAT'S THE SPITTIN' IMAGE OF KIM BASINGER. 691 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,300 BOY, IF I HAD A DIME FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT. 692 00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:09,300 - SHE'S NAKED, TOO. - REALLY? 693 00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:14,300 THIS I GOTTA SEE. 694 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,300 Milkman: NAH, THAT'S JUST A REGULAR TURD. 695 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,300 LOOKS KIND OF LIKE WINONA RIDER, BUT-- 696 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:27,300 - ( thuds ) - OOF. 697 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:42,300 ( grunting ) 698 00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,300 SHIT! 699 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,300 ( growls ) 700 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,300 DAMN EYES! 701 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:08,300 DAMN LOCK. 702 00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:11,300 THE CLUB! 703 00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,300 WHAT THE HELL? 704 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,300 ( gunshots ) 705 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,300 STOP IN THE NAME OF HAILE M. SELASSIE. 706 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,300 DON'T MOVE, MILKMAN, YEAH. 707 00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:25,300 GOOD WORK, EYE, N. EYE. 708 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:30,300 - RASTAFAR-EYE. - NOW SEND THE BEAST BOY 709 00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:33,300 TO MY... DEN. 710 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,300 ( N. Eye muttering ) 711 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,300 GO TO THE DEN, MON. 712 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300 THEM GO IN, THEM NEVER COME OUT. 713 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,300 YEAH, MON, INTO THE DEN WITH YOU. 714 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:46,300 ( playing jazz music ) 715 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:55,300 DIET SODA? 716 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,300 - NO THANKS. - FIDDLE FADDLE? 717 00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:02,300 ALL RIGHT. ( chuckles ) 718 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,300 MMM, DELICIOUS. 719 00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:14,300 SO, AREN'T YOU GONNA KILL ME OR SOMETHING? 720 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,300 SURE, IT'D BE FUN, 721 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:20,300 - BUT THE BEAST BOY'S A HIT. - LOOK, ELIJAH, 722 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,300 I'VE BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS ALL MY LIFE. 723 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:26,300 THE PUBLIC DOES NOT WANNA SEE DISGUSTING, DEPRAVED, VIOLENT FILTH. 724 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:30,300 OH, AND I SUPPOSE "JAKE AND THE FAT MAN" WAS JUST A FLUKE! 725 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:34,300 ( phone rings ) 726 00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:37,300 - HELLO. - ( insane giggling ) 727 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:42,300 - LISTEN, I'M ALL SET TO ROLL HERE. - ( cackling ) 728 00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:46,300 YOU'VE GOT IT. 729 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:50,300 - CIAO TO YOU TOO. - ( line disconnects ) 730 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,300 JOLLY SON OF A BITCH. 731 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,300 WE'LL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH, YOU JERK-OFF. 732 00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:59,300 - ( coughs ) - ALL RIGHT, COOGIN. LISTEN UP. 733 00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:03,300 YOU'RE GONNA BE A HIDEOUS KILLING MACHINE. 734 00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:07,300 TOMORROW NIGHT I'M GONNA FINISH THE JOB ONSTAGE, 735 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,300 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA SLAUGHTER ALL THE OLD FREAKS 736 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:13,300 AND FROM THEIR ASHES YOU'LL RISE 737 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,300 LIKE A MIGHTY PHOENIX-- 738 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:19,300 ONLY A LOT UGLIER-- AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL-- HEY! 739 00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:23,300 - ( groaning ) - I TOLD YOU, ENOUGH! 740 00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:26,300 SO ELIJAH WAS GOING TO SEND YOU TO PHOENIX? 741 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:29,300 NO, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A HUGE BIRD. 742 00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,300 THE MYTHICAL CREATURE. IT'S JUST A METAPHOR. 743 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,300 - OH. - THE POINT IS, 744 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:37,300 ELIJAH WANTED TO TURN ME INTO A BLOOD-THIRSTY MONSTER 745 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:39,300 AND HAVE ME KILL ALL MY FELLOW FREAKS. 746 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:44,300 BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW WAS THAT I LEFT HIS DEN WITH AN IMPORTANT CLUE. 747 00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:48,300 ( pants ) 748 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:53,300 HMM, YEAH! ( chuckles ) 749 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,300 ( groans ) COME BACK! 750 00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:58,300 ( grumbles ) 751 00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:59,300 - ( groans ) - ( growls ) 752 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:04,300 Sockhead: LOOK, ANOTHER MILKMAN! 753 00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:07,300 HEY, RICK, COULDN'T YOU COME UP WITH YOUR OWN ESCAPE PLAN? 754 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:08,300 YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 755 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,300 - A DOZEN MILKMEN? - ( murmuring ) 756 00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,300 ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNUSUAL? 757 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:15,300 12 MILKMEN IS THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE. 758 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,300 - YEAH! YEAH! - 13 IS SILLY. 759 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:23,300 - SILLY! - LOOKS LIKE ONE MILKMAN TOO MANY, COOGIN! 760 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,300 - FREAKS! - FINE THEN! 761 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,300 GO AHEAD. HOPE YOU LIKE REGGAE, YOU FLEA-BITTEN BASTARD. 762 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:33,300 Sockhead: BE VERY QUIET. 763 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:37,300 - ( sighs ) - AH SHIT. 764 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,300 LOOK, YOU'LL ALL BE KILLED. 765 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:43,300 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ELIJAH'S GIANT RASTA EYEBALLS WITH MACHINE GUNS! 766 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,300 - POOR BOY'S GONE OFF THE DEEP END. - IT'S SUICIDE, 767 00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,300 AND I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT! 768 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:53,300 AND I CANNOT LET YOU STOP US. 769 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,300 - ( freaks murmuring ) - COME ON, ORTIZ. 770 00:47:56,300 --> 00:48:00,300 - COME ON, YOU LITTLE PANSY. - Flame: BE CAREFUL, HE'S A RABID DOG. 771 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:04,300 - STICK AND MOVE. STICK AND MOVE. - REALLY SWIFT! 772 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:09,300 - YOU'RE GONNA POKE AN EYE OUT! - ( wails ) 773 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:13,300 KILL HIM! SORRY. 774 00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:16,300 THAT'S A LOT OF MILKMEN ON THE SAME ROUTE. 775 00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:21,300 NO WONDER THEY FIGHT. 776 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:28,300 ( both yell ) 777 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:31,300 ( sniffs ) 778 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,300 SQUIRREL! 779 00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,300 ( barking ) 780 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:41,300 - YAH, RASTAFAR-EYE! - Nosey: HOLY SHIT! 781 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:44,300 TWO GIANT RASTA EYEBALLS JUST LIKE RICK SAID. 782 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:49,300 ( Eye N. Eye muttering ) 783 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,300 GOSH, IF IT WASN'T FOR RICK, 784 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:54,300 WE'D ALL BE DEAD. 785 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,300 - ( murmuring ) - HEY! THANKS. RICK'S A GOOD KID. 786 00:48:57,300 --> 00:49:01,300 COME ON, YOU HEARD THE BEAST BOY, 787 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:05,300 - BACK TO THE FREAK HOUSE. - YEAH! 788 00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,300 - UM... -Julie: NOW! 789 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,300 Sockhead: ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG. 790 00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:15,300 MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, COOGIN. 791 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:20,300 ( sighs ) NOT AGAIN! 792 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,300 OH, WELL, AT LEAST WE'LL GET TO TRY A NEW POSITION. ( laughs ) 793 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:26,300 - ( groans ) - SAYS IT'S STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN. 794 00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:30,300 - BUT IT'S MADE FOR A WOMAN! - GIVE ME! 795 00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:33,300 - HEY. - RICK. 796 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,300 - WHAT'S UP? - READ THIS. 797 00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:36,300 I GRABBED IT FROM SKUGGS' DEN. 798 00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:39,300 "BUY MORE FIDDLE FADDLE, TAPE DONAHUE, 799 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,300 RENEW SUBSCRIPTION TO BEAVER WORLD." 800 00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,300 BEAVER WORLD?! LET ME SEE THAT? 801 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,300 - ( gulps ) - AFTER THAT. 802 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:50,300 "PREPARE DEMONSTRATION FOR LAUGHING MAN, 803 00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:54,300 RECEIVE 5,000 BARRELS OF ZYGROT-24"? 804 00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,300 ELIJAH IS UP FOR SOMETHING BIG. 805 00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,300 WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. 806 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:00,300 WE'RE DONE FOR! WE'RE DONE FOR! 807 00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,300 I DON'T WANNA DIE! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! 808 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,300 THE APOCALYPSE! ( screams ) 809 00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:09,300 - I HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET. - SORRY. 810 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,300 I'M NOT MUCH FOR TIMING. 811 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:15,300 LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE SHOW, 812 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,300 I'LL BE TURNED INTO AN EVIL SUPERFREAK 813 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,300 AND FORCED TO KILL YOU ALL, 814 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,300 BUT WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE IF WE ACT FAST. 815 00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:25,300 AND I'M PREPARED TO BE 816 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:28,300 YOUR NEW LEADER. 817 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:30,300 - I SAY WE KILL HIM. - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 818 00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:33,300 AND I'VE GOT A PLAN! 819 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:36,300 - I STILL SAY WE KILL HIM! - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 820 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,300 IF WE CAN JUST GET TO ELIJAH'S LAB, 821 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,300 - MAYBE WE CAN-- - Worm: OF COURSE! 822 00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,300 DESIGN AN OINTMENT TO TURN YOU INTO A GOOD SUPERFREAK 823 00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:47,300 AND PROGRAM IT TO MAKE YOU DESTROY ELIJAH INSTEAD OF US! 824 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,300 - BRILLIANT! - OH. 825 00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:51,300 - WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS-- - HOW DO WE GET TO THE LAB? 826 00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:55,300 - UH-- - RIGHT, THE WORM CAN DIG A TUNNEL. 827 00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:58,300 MY GOD, IT'S SO CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. 828 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,300 BUT YOU NEED ZYGROT-24 TO MAKE THE FREAKS. 829 00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:04,300 - ELIJAH TOLD US HIMSELF HE'S RUN OUT OF IT. - OH! OH, YEAH. 830 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:06,300 - WELL, IF WE JUST-- - YES, EXACTLY! 831 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:09,300 IF THEY'VE BEEN USING ZYGROT-24 AS A FERTILIZE AROUND HERE, 832 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,300 THEN THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM MUST BE SOAKED WITH IT. 833 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:14,300 ALL WE NEED IS A WAY TO EXTRACT IT FROM THE VEGETATION. 834 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:16,300 - IDEALLY IN A LIQUID FORM. - RIGHT. 835 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:20,300 GOLLY! SO THAT'S WHY MY MILK COMES OUT THAT WEIRD BLUE COLOR. 836 00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,300 I THOUGHT THE GRASS TASTED FUNNY. 837 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:27,300 - WOW, RICK, YOU'RE A GENIUS! - Nosey: ALL RIGHT. 838 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:31,300 - GOOD THINKING. - ( cheering ) 839 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:35,300 THAT'S COOL, RICK. TELL ME, HOW'D YOU THINK OF SUCH A PLAN? 840 00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,300 WELL... ACTUALLY, 841 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:40,300 I WAS GONNA SUGGEST WE SEND AWAY FOR SEA MONKEYS, 842 00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:44,300 TRAIN THEM TO FIRE GUNS AND MAKE A BREAK FOR IT, 843 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,300 BUT IF YOU-- IF YOU WANNA GO THIS GOOD SUPERFREAK THING, 844 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:49,300 I-- I GUESS THAT'S OKAY. 845 00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:52,300 ♪ Freaks, that's what they call us ♪ 846 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:57,300 ♪ Before they bomb it and run away ♪ 847 00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:00,300 ♪ Freaks, that's all we're called ♪ 848 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:05,300 ♪ Just 'cause a madman had fun with our D.N.A ♪ 849 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:08,300 ♪ One chance to escape ♪ 850 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:13,300 ♪ We'll break from this cage of maltwisted flesh ♪ 851 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,300 ♪ Then we'll make it back home ♪ 852 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:18,300 ♪ And we'll do Entertainment Tonight ♪ 853 00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:22,300 ♪ And have lunch with John Tesh! ♪ 854 00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:26,300 HEY! TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN MUSIC! 855 00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:30,300 ♪ They took their cookies and wet their pants! ♪ 856 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,300 SORRY. 857 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,300 WHAT A JERK! 858 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:41,300 ( plane engine roaring ) 859 00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:46,300 ( gulps, burps ) 860 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:50,300 ( clears throat ) 861 00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:55,300 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT. 862 00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:05,300 - HEY, LOOK AT THIS. - Julie: WHAT? 863 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,300 GOOD LORD, IT'S THE LOST CITY OF NOD. 864 00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,300 - Julie: WOW! - Ricky: OH! 865 00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:22,300 - Rick: IT'S OLD FAITHFUL. - All: OOH! 866 00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:27,300 - IT'S MY AUNT GERTIE AND UNCLE SID. - Julie: OH. 867 00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,300 - IT'S MY BAR MITZVAH! - Ricky: COME ON, ERNIE, LET'S GO. 868 00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,300 WAIT, WAIT. YOU GOTTA SEE THE ONE 869 00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:35,300 WHERE RABBI KATZ LAUGHED SO HARD NOODLE PUDDING CAME OUT HIS NOSE. 870 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:39,300 - IT WAS-- - STOOGE! 871 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:43,300 ( Worm panting ) 872 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:48,300 - NICE DIGGING, WORM. - ( hisses ) 873 00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:50,300 BACK OFF, OKAY? 874 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:53,300 I HAVE GOT A REAL SHORT FUSE TODAY. I AM CRANKY, 875 00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,300 I AM BLOATED AND I HAVE A WICKED CASE OF CRAMPS. 876 00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:59,300 - DON'T ASK WHY. - PMS? 877 00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,300 Skuggs: CAUGHT YA, FREAKS! 878 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:05,300 HA, I FOOLED YOU. YOU DIDN'T KNOW I DID IMPRESSIONS, DID YOU? 879 00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,300 ( Ricky scoffs ) 880 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,300 HEY, GUYS, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 881 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,300 THEY'VE GOT THE ZYGROT-24 AND THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH INTO THE LAB. 882 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:15,300 ( speaks French ) 883 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:18,300 - ( all laugh ) - NO! CAN'T YOU SEE? 884 00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:21,300 WE'RE DIGGING OUR OWN GRAVE! IT'S NUTS! 885 00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:24,300 THAT'S WHAT IT IS, NUTS! MAYBE YOU'VE ALL GOT A DEATH WISH, 886 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:26,300 BUT YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT! I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 887 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,300 ( screaming ) 888 00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:41,300 NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT. 889 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,300 OUT OF MY WAY! 890 00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:51,300 ( Sockhead screaming ) 891 00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:58,300 ( gagging ) 892 00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,300 DAT SOCK FULL OF HOLES, MON. 893 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:08,300 ( groaning ) 894 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:14,300 Nosey: WHAT A MESS. 895 00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,300 ( coughing ) 896 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:19,300 I JUST WANT TO SAY... 897 00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:23,300 WHAT IS IT, KID? 898 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:25,300 AW, FORGET IT. 899 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,300 I'M NOT MUCH FOR DYING. 900 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,300 ( moans ) 901 00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,300 - ( crying ) - AW, HE'S BETTER OFF. 902 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:37,300 IT'S A BLESSING. 903 00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,300 I'VE HACKED INTO ELIJAH'S SUPERFREAK PROGRAM. 904 00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,300 MY GOD, IT'S COMPLEX. 905 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:48,300 ( video game music playing ) 906 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,300 OKAY, GUYS, WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO. 907 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:55,300 LET'S DO IT AND KEEP QUIET, OKAY? 908 00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:59,300 ( motor revs loudly, siren blaring ) 909 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:04,300 ( police sirens blaring ) 910 00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,300 ( chuckles ) 911 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,300 OOPS. 912 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:14,300 NOW LOOK, FROM NOW ON, 913 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:18,300 NO MORE SCREW-UPS, OKAY? 914 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:23,300 STYROFOAM CUP? 915 00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,300 HERE IT COMES. IT'S WORKING. 916 00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,300 ( steps approach ) 917 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:38,300 - SOMEBODY'S COMING. - ( doorhandle squeaking ) 918 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,300 ( sighs ) IT'S PLUGGED UP. 919 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,300 THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I WILL WRING YOUR WORMY NECK. 920 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:44,300 PREPOSTEROUS. I HAVE NO NECK, 921 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:49,300 I'M A WORM, IMBECILE! 922 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:54,300 ( all gasp ) 923 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,300 GOD DAMN! 924 00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:02,300 BUTTERED POPCORN ON... 925 00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,300 THE TUNNEL WALLS ARE ABOUT TO COLLAPSE! 926 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,300 YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP. 927 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,300 - BUT RICK-- - GO! 928 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,300 YEAH, GO. I'LL STAY HERE WITH RICK. 929 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:19,300 COME ON, LET'S-- 930 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:47,300 ( grunts ) 931 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:57,300 BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 932 00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:02,300 I THINK I SEE HIM. 933 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,300 - IT'S CLOSE. - RICK! 934 00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,300 - COME ON, RICK! - ( all cheer ) 935 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,300 - JUST MADE IT. - OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 936 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:14,300 NOW, WE CRACKED THE CODE AND MADE THE OINTMENT WE NEED 937 00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,300 - TO BRING SKUGGS DOWN FOR GOOD. - ALL RIGHT! 938 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:21,300 - BUT... I LEFT IT IN THE LAB. - ( all yell ) 939 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:24,300 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 940 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:29,300 I FOUND SOME MACAROONS AND THERE'S PLENTY FOR ALL OF US! 941 00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:34,300 Worm: I HATE MACAROONS. 942 00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:39,300 ( snoring ) 943 00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:50,300 ( rumbling ) 944 00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:55,300 ( rumbling increases ) 945 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:59,300 ( dramatic music playing ) 946 00:58:59,300 --> 00:59:04,300 E.E.S. IS IN BED WITH ELIJAH C. SKUGGS. 947 00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,300 - ( grunts ) - DAMN! 948 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,300 ( Dick chuckling ) 949 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:15,300 IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU IN THE FLESH, LAUGHING MAN. 950 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:18,300 I THINK WE CAN DISPENSE WITH THE CODENAMES, ELIJAH. 951 00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,300 WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. 952 00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:24,300 AND TO PROVE IT, WE BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. 953 00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:27,300 ( muffled grunting ) 954 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:30,300 - RICK, IS THAT YOU?! - WHO'S THE TROLL? 955 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,300 HE WAS ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT COOGIN, 956 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:35,300 CAUSING TROUBLE. WE FIGURED HE WAS ONE OF YOURS. 957 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,300 WELL, I MAKE FREAKS, ALL RIGHT, BUT COME ON, FELLAS, 958 00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:42,300 - THIS THING IS PATHETIC. - YOU'RE NO JULIO IGLESIAS YOURSELF, MISTER! 959 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:47,300 - ( chuckles ) - RICK...! 960 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,300 OH NO, NOT NOW, STUEY! 961 00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,300 - ( whines ) - HEY, WHERE ARE YOU? 962 00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:56,300 I'M IN THE LAB! I'M IN THE LAB! 963 00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:59,300 - I'M IN THE LAB! - NOT ONLY UGLY, 964 00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:04,300 HE'S CRAZY TOO. TOAD. 965 01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:10,300 ( muffled yelling ) 966 01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,300 GENTLEMEN... 967 01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:21,300 I'M NOT GOING TO BULLSHIT YOU. 968 01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,300 I KNOW MY SETUP HERE AT FREEK LAND 969 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:27,300 LOOKS LIKE SMALL POTATOES, 970 01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,300 BUT THANKS TO YOUR ZYGROT-24 AND MY GENIUS 971 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,300 TONIGHT, I'M GONNA TURN RICKY COOGIN INTO A FREAK SO HIDEOUS, 972 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:36,300 IT'LL BE ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR STOMACH TURN INSIDE-OUT, 973 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,300 IT'LL BOIL YOUR BRAIN IN ITS OWN JUICES 974 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,300 AND IT'LL MAKE A COLD SORE THAT YOU THOUGHT HAD HEALED UP 975 01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:44,300 - START BUGGING YOU AGAIN. - All: HMM. 976 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,300 IT'S THE DAWNING OF A NEW AGE, 977 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:50,300 A NEW BEGINNING. 978 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,300 BEHOLD! 979 01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:57,300 SUPRA-MEGA FREEK WORLD! 980 01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:59,300 ( chuckles ) 981 01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:04,300 IT'S REALLY SOMETHING, HUH? 982 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,300 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 983 01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:10,300 WE'LL KICK DISNEY'S DEAD ASS. 984 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:14,300 STUEY. STUEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 985 01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:16,300 - ( muffled moaning ) - I WANT YOU TO TRY AND ESCAPE. 986 01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:19,300 BRING ME THE CAN ON THE FLOOR NEAR THE BLAST FURNACE. 987 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,300 I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT, SKUGGS, 988 01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,300 BUT DISNEY? COME ON. 989 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,300 - I LIKE "BAMBI." - "BAMBI" SUCKED. 990 01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:28,300 Dick: WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE THE MOTHER GOT SHOT? 991 01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,300 Skuggs: YEAH, I LIKED THAT PART. 992 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:32,300 - I LIKED IT TOO. - Skuggs: YEAH. 993 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:36,300 ( all laughing ) 994 01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,300 WE HERE AT E.E.S. HAVE PLANS 995 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,300 FOR YOUR GENE MACHINE THAT INCLUDE EVERYTHING. 996 01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:46,300 - HMM? - WELL, EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES, OF COURSE. 997 01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,300 OH, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR PLANS. 998 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:53,300 WELL, I'D LOVE TO SHOW THEM TO YOU. 999 01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,300 BILL, WOULD YOU DO THE HONORS? 1000 01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:01,300 ( muffled gasp, gulps ) 1001 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:08,300 ( growls ) 1002 01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:11,300 WHAT DOES TODAY'S BUSINESSMAN WANT? 1003 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,300 WELL... 1004 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:16,300 HOW ABOUT A RECEPTIONIST 1005 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,300 WITH SIX ARMS, THREE MOUTHS AND A KNOCKOUT FIGURE? 1006 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:22,300 THAT WOULD SURE SPEED THINGS UP, WOULDN'T IT? 1007 01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,300 OR, DOWN AT THE FACTORY, 1008 01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,300 HOW DO WE FIGHT THE RISING PROBLEM 1009 01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:29,300 OF SAGGING PRODUCTIVITY FROM LAZY WORKERS? 1010 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:32,300 HOW ABOUT A WORKER WITH 12 BUSY HANDS, 1011 01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:35,300 NO MOUTH TO TALK BACK, NO GENITALIA 1012 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:38,300 OR GASTRO-INTESTINAL SYSTEM TO DISTRACT HIM FROM HIS WORK? 1013 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,300 SURE, IT'S WHAT WE ALL DREAM ABOUT, ISN'T IT? 1014 01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:45,300 ( chuckles ) WELL, WITH THIS SKUGGS-BASED ZYGROT TECHNOLOGY, 1015 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,300 THESE THINGS ARE NOT ONLY POSSIBLE, 1016 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,300 THEY ARE ONLY THE BEGINNING. 1017 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:53,300 WE'RE POISED ON THE EDGE OF A NEW FRONTIER 1018 01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,300 LIMITED ONLY BY OUR IMAGINATIONS. 1019 01:02:55,300 --> 01:03:00,300 OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR EXPENSIVE SPOKESMAN RICKY COOGIN 1020 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,300 WAS AN UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE. 1021 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,300 ON THE OTHER HAND, PROFITS FROM THESE NEW MARKETS 1022 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:08,300 COULD TOTAL IN THE BILLIONS. 1023 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:13,300 RICKY WHO? 1024 01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:16,300 Skuggs: HEY! NOW HOLD ON. 1025 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:19,300 SECRETARIES, WORKER DRONES-- 1026 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,300 WHERE'S THE FUN, HUH? 1027 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:23,300 WHERE-- WHERE'S THE SPARK? 1028 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,300 WHERE'S THE-- THE UNSPEAKABLE EVIL? 1029 01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,300 I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT. 1030 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:29,300 WE ARE GONNA IMPACT EVERY FIELD-- 1031 01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:33,300 COSMETICS, MILITARY, NOVELTY HOUSE PETS. 1032 01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,300 AND WHY SHOULD WE STOP AT CONSUMER PRODUCTS? 1033 01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:38,300 HELL, WE CAN DESIGN A WHOLE NEW CONSUMER. 1034 01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:41,300 A FEW WELL-PLACED DROPS IN THE WATER SUPPLY AND BINGO! 1035 01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,300 IT'S A WHOLE NEW MASTER RACE, 1036 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,300 AND WE OWN THE COPYRIGHT! 1037 01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:48,300 THIS GUY IS GOOD. 1038 01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,300 WE LURED HIM AWAY FROM PEPSI. 1039 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,300 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, 1040 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,300 WE ARE BUILDING A BETTER TOMORROW 1041 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:59,300 FOR THOSE WHO UPHOLD THE VISION OF E.E.S.! 1042 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,300 BILL, IF I COULD JUST ADD ONE THING? 1043 01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,300 THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE US 1044 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:09,300 WILL STAND KNEE-DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR CHILDREN. 1045 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:15,300 ( cranks ) 1046 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:24,300 AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, 1047 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,300 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1048 01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:29,300 - THE BEAST BOY! - ( applause, cheering ) 1049 01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:33,300 ( grunts ) 1050 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,300 Stuey's voice: RICK! 1051 01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:38,300 - OVER HERE, RICK! - Rick's voice: WHERE? 1052 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:42,300 WITH THIS REMARKABLE OINTMENT OF MY OWN DESIGN, 1053 01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:46,300 I AM GOING TO TRANSFORM THIS HALF-FINISHED GHOUL 1054 01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:50,300 INTO THE ULTIMATE STOMACH-TURNING SUPERFREAK 1055 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,300 DEDICATED TO EVIL. 1056 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:55,300 HERE I AM, RICK. 1057 01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,300 GODDAMN IT, KID, WOULD YOU SIT DOWN? 1058 01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:01,300 ( screaming ) 1059 01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:06,300 - OH NO! - AW SHIT. MOVE DOWN. 1060 01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:10,300 WHAT THE HELL? 1061 01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:14,300 YOU GOT A PROBLEM, MISTER? 1062 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:18,300 - ( grunts ) - ( Stuey laughs ) 1063 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:23,300 - ( chuckles ) - YAH! 1064 01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:26,300 YOUR ASS IS MINE, SKUGGS! 1065 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:30,300 - THIS KID LOOKS PISSED. - ( Stuey growling ) 1066 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,300 EYE, N. EYE, KILL HIM! 1067 01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:35,300 - ( N. Eye mumbling ) - UGLY, UGLY, UGLY BOY. 1068 01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:40,300 - BIG UGLY BOY. - ( both screaming ) 1069 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:44,300 DAMN MY EYES! 1070 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,300 - TOAD! - WHAT? 1071 01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,300 ( growls ) 1072 01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,300 OOH, I'M SHAKIN'! 1073 01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:55,300 AH! HELP! 1074 01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:58,300 HUH? 1075 01:05:58,300 --> 01:06:02,300 SHIT. 1076 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:04,300 ( screaming ) 1077 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:06,300 ( gasps ) 1078 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:11,300 HELP! I'M IN A ZOO! 1079 01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:16,300 IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUN. 1080 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,300 - SAYONARA, KIDDO. - NO! 1081 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,300 ( screaming ) 1082 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:27,300 RICK! 1083 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:32,300 ( roaring ) 1084 01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:35,300 WHAT A WASTE OF $12. 1085 01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,300 LET'S GET THE MACHINE AND GO. 1086 01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:40,300 - COME ON! - RIGHT NOW! 1087 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,300 WAIT, RICK! COULD YOU SIGN THIS FIRST? 1088 01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:45,300 TIME TO DIE, TROLL! 1089 01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,300 ( chanting ) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 1090 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:52,300 LET'S GO, DICKHEAD! 1091 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,300 ( both growling ) 1092 01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:06,300 GIVE HIM THE SKULL CRACKER, YOU BIG OAF! 1093 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:11,300 NO WAY! THE SKULL CRACKER IS AN ILLEGAL MOVE! 1094 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:14,300 - I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE! - ( speaking Spanish ) 1095 01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,300 I'M BETTING MY BAR MITZVAH MONEY! 1096 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:20,300 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. HEY, DICK! 1097 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:23,300 ( liquid sloshing ) 1098 01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:27,300 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1099 01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:29,300 THIS MACHINE IS NOW THE SOLE PROPERTY 1100 01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:31,300 OF THE EVERYTHING EXCEPT SHOES CORPORATION. 1101 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,300 - WHAT?! - EAT SHIT, YOKEL. 1102 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,300 ( all laugh ) 1103 01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:38,300 ( both growl ) 1104 01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:42,300 I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU CORPORATE GREASEBALLS! 1105 01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:47,300 ( men laughing ) 1106 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:50,300 MOVE THAT THING! 1107 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,300 EAT THIS, DICK! 1108 01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:57,300 ( all screaming ) 1109 01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,300 HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BEFORE HE GETS ALL OF US! 1110 01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:02,300 ( all screaming ) 1111 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,300 OOF! OW! 1112 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:07,300 BOY, I HAVEN'T SEEN A STAMPEDE LIKE THIS 1113 01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:12,300 SINCE THE OPENING NIGHT OF "ISHTAR!" 1114 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:18,300 ( screaming ) 1115 01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:21,300 NOW, I RIP FREAKS TO PIECES! 1116 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:24,300 - KILL NOSEY! YOU ALWAYS HATED NOSEY! - ( screaming ) 1117 01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:27,300 ( growls ) 1118 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,300 ( screams ) 1119 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,300 PLEASE! RICK, NO, RICK! 1120 01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:37,300 ( growls ) 1121 01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:43,300 - ( moaning ) - ( man stammering ) 1122 01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:48,300 ( mimics Ed Sullivan ) NOW THAT'S A REALLY BIG SHOE. 1123 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:55,300 ( Stuey whimpering ) RICK. 1124 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:58,300 WOULD YOU KILL HIM, PLEASE? 1125 01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:01,300 - KILL HIM! KILL HIM! - ( Stuey screaming ) 1126 01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:04,300 - THEN JUST AS I-- - SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING 1127 01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:07,300 FOR ALMOST 90 MINUTES AND WE REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO TO A COMMERCIAL. 1128 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:10,300 OH, SORRY. 1129 01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:14,300 - ( rock music playing ) - Announcer: YOU LIKE CHEESE. YOU LIKE BEING A MAN. 1130 01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:16,300 THAT'S WHY YOU'LL LIKE... 1131 01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:20,300 MACHEESMO! REAL CHEESE FOR REAL MEN. 1132 01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:24,300 NOW IN A HANDY ALUMINUM DISPENSER. 1133 01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:27,300 AND NOW BACK TO THE EXCITING CONCLUSION 1134 01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:30,300 OF RICKY COOGIN'S INCREDIBLE STORY. 1135 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:34,300 LET'S SEE, IT SEEMED LIKE NOTHING COULD STOP ME FROM SHOVING A SPEAR 1136 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,300 THROUGH STUEY'S SKULL. 1137 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:38,300 - WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN-- - NO, RICK, NO! 1138 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,300 - Rick: I HEARD A VOICE. - Cowboy: I RECKON THAT TROLL CAN HELP YOU 1139 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:44,300 IF YOU JUST LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART. 1140 01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:47,300 YOUR HEART, YOUR HEART, 1141 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:51,300 YOUR HEART, YOUR HEART, YOUR HEART. 1142 01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:56,300 ( groans ) 1143 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:01,300 I... LOVE... YOU. 1144 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:04,300 ( happy groan ) 1145 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,300 YOU DID IT, RICK. 1146 01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:07,300 - ATTA BOY, COOG. - OH. 1147 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:10,300 ( grunting ) 1148 01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,300 A DOSE OF SENTIMENTAL CLAPTRAP. 1149 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:15,300 ( laughs ) 1150 01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,300 ( sobs ) 1151 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,300 ( snorts ) 1152 01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,300 BEAST BOY! I GAVE YOU AN ORDER! 1153 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:26,300 - AND YOU BETTER OBEY IT, DAMN IT! - IT'S OVER, SKUGGS! 1154 01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:28,300 YOU WERE NOTHING BEFORE I FOUND YOU! 1155 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,300 I MADE YOU! 1156 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,300 AND I CAN BREAK YOU! 1157 01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:34,300 YOU THINK I MADE YOU STRONG?! 1158 01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:37,300 HA! I'VE GOT MY DNA CRANKED SO HIGH, 1159 01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:39,300 YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU! 1160 01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:41,300 I'M A WRECKING MACHINE! 1161 01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:46,300 ( roaring ) 1162 01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:52,300 ( Skuggs slowing ) 1163 01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:58,300 ( groans ) 1164 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:03,300 OW! OH! 1165 01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:06,300 I THINK YOU CRUSHED MY SPINAL CORD. 1166 01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:08,300 ( panting ) 1167 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:10,300 I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING IN MY FINGERS. 1168 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,300 MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL THIS. 1169 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,300 NO, WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 1170 01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:18,300 IF YOU KILL ME, YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE ANTIDOTE. 1171 01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:21,300 - WHAT ANTIDOTE? - AHA HA. 1172 01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:23,300 A TIME-RELEASE SERUM. 1173 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,300 I BAKED IT INTO A DELICIOUS BATCH 1174 01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,300 OF MACAROONS. 1175 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:30,300 - HMM. - MACAROONS! 1176 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:32,300 - THAT IS SO COOL. - ( others cheering ) 1177 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:35,300 IF YOU ASK ME, YOU SKIMPED ON THE COCONUT. 1178 01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,300 ( whimpers ) 1179 01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:42,300 ( screaming ) 1180 01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,300 All: OH! 1181 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:52,300 ( Skuggs gurgling ) 1182 01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,300 ( cheering ) 1183 01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:00,300 ( gunshots ) 1184 01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:04,300 - FREEZE! F.B.I.! - ( guns click ) 1185 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:07,300 LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK CARE OF SKUGGS, CHIEF. 1186 01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:09,300 NICE WORK, RICKY. 1187 01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,300 YOU'LL GET A MEDAL FROM THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR THIS. 1188 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:13,300 GREAT, BUT HOW DID YOU-- 1189 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:16,300 WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING SKUGGS FOR YEARS. 1190 01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:18,300 THEN WHEN WE SAW MR. GLUCK'S ARTICLE, 1191 01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:20,300 WE KNEW IT WAS TIME TO MOVE. 1192 01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:24,300 - SO WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? - FIRST, THERE WAS THAT 1193 01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,300 SATAN'S CHILD THING ON PAGE THREE. 1194 01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,300 - All: OH. - YEAH, I READ THAT. 1195 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,300 THEN THERE WAS THE CASE OF THE HOUSE THAT DRIPPED BLOOD. 1196 01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:33,300 - All: EW! - ( all gasp ) 1197 01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,300 ( Skuggs yelling ) 1198 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:37,300 WHOA! LOOK AT THAT THING! 1199 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:41,300 - HOLY SHIT! - IT CAN'T BE. 1200 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:44,300 Skuggs voice: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! 1201 01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:49,300 DEAD MEAT. 1202 01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:52,300 AND THAT'S MY STORY. 1203 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,300 ( yawns ) 1204 01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:57,300 - IT WAS SO EXCITING. - ( all snoring ) 1205 01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:58,300 Man: WE FIXED COOGIN'S LIGHT! 1206 01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:03,300 OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME. TURN IT ON. 1207 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,300 - THAT'S BETTER. - I'LL SAY. 1208 01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:07,300 HOW ABOUT IT, FOLKS? LET'S HEAR IT FOR RICKY COOGIN 1209 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,300 - AND HIS FREAKY FRIENDS. - ( crowd cheering ) 1210 01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:11,300 Announcer: THE BEARDED LADY! 1211 01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,300 - ( man whistles ) - ( growls ) 1212 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:16,300 - HOW YOU DOING? - Announcer: ROSIE. 1213 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:18,300 - THE ETERNAL FLAME! - YEAH! 1214 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,300 LIGHTS OUT, BABY! 1215 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:23,300 COWBOY. FROGMAN. 1216 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:26,300 - NOSEY. - ( crowd boos, hisses ) 1217 01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:29,300 Woman: GET OFF! 1218 01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:31,300 - AND THE WORM. - ( crowd gasps ) 1219 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,300 RIDICULOUS. JUST BECAUSE A MAN DOESN'T LIKE MACAROONS. 1220 01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:37,300 ( crowd laughs ) 1221 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:41,300 - HEY. - HI HO! 1222 01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:43,300 - ( barks ) - ( squeaks ) 1223 01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:45,300 GOTCHA! DAMN, IT'S ABOUT TIME! 1224 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,300 - ( growls ) - All: ORTIZ! 1225 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:52,300 HEY! HERMANOS! 1226 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,300 THAT'S JUST GREAT. 1227 01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,300 WHAT A STORY, AND WHAT AN ENDING. 1228 01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,300 ELIJAH TRANSFORMED BY THE GOOP, 1229 01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:01,300 AND HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE-- 1230 01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:04,300 EXACTLY LIKE YOU, SKYE, I SWEAR. SAME FACE, SAME OUTFIT, 1231 01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:09,300 EXCEPT HE HAD THESE REALLY BIG HIDEOUS FEET. ( chuckles ) 1232 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,300 ( all gasp ) 1233 01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:15,300 Skuggs' voice: I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD! 1234 01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:20,300 - ( crowd screaming ) - ( gunshots ) 1235 01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:22,300 ( crowd cheering ) 1236 01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:25,300 - OH, RICK, IT'S FINALLY OVER. - YES. 1237 01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:27,300 YES, IT IS. 1238 01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,300 Stuey: RICK! 1239 01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,300 HEY, RICK! 1240 01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:33,300 All: STUEY! 1241 01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:35,300 ( screams ) 1242 01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:40,300 - ( crowd gasping ) - ( gunshots ) 1243 01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:44,300 WELL, LIKE THAT WASN'T TOTALLY PREDICTABLE. 1244 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:46,300 - HI, STUEY. - WELL NOW, IT'S REALLY OVER. 1245 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:48,300 THANK GOD. 1246 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:52,300 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING HAS TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. 1247 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,300 THAT WHEN MAN STARTS IMPINGING ON THE SUBTLE PERFECTION 1248 01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,300 OF THE EARTH'S NATURAL ORDER, 1249 01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:01,300 THE ONLY THING HE'LL CREATE IS HAVOC. 1250 01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:03,300 - ( crowd agrees ) - RIGHT, COOG. 1251 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:05,300 I LEARNED SOMETHING TOO. 1252 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:07,300 THAT MEN AND WOMEN TRULY ARE EQUALS. 1253 01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,300 - ( sighs ) - THAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT 1254 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,300 TRANSCENDS GENDER AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. 1255 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:15,300 AND THUS, IT IS IMMUNE TO THE PETTY DEGRADATIONS 1256 01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:18,300 - MEN MAY DEVISE. - SO TRUE. 1257 01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,300 - I BELIEVE IT WAS MOLIERE-- - OH, SHUT UP! 1258 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:24,300 All: OH! 1259 01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:26,300 All: AW! 1260 01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:29,300 All: GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! 1261 01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:34,300 Crowd: GOOD NIGHT! 1262 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:38,300 ( screams ) 1263 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,300 ( hip-hop music playing ) 1264 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:44,300 ♪ HIDEOUS ♪ 1265 01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:49,300 ♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪ 1266 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:53,300 ♪ HIDEOUS ♪ 1267 01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,300 ♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪ 1268 01:15:55,300 --> 01:16:00,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1269 01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:05,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1270 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1271 01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:09,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1272 01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:13,300 ♪ HIDEOUS ♪ 1273 01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:18,300 ♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪ 1274 01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,300 ♪ ONE DAY YOU'RE CUTE ♪ 1275 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:23,300 ♪ A YOUNG AMERICAN MOVIE STAR ♪ 1276 01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,300 ♪ SHOOTING STAR, YOU ARE ♪ 1277 01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:28,300 ♪ RICKY COOGIN, YOU SURE ARE GOING FAR ♪ 1278 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:31,300 ♪ IT WAS NOT IN YOUR PLAN ♪ 1279 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:34,300 ♪ WHAT HAPPENED IN SANTA FLAN ♪ 1280 01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,300 ♪ FREAK! ♪ 1281 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,300 ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAK ♪ 1282 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:43,300 ♪ HE WAS TURNED INTO A FREAK ♪ 1283 01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:46,300 - ♪ FREAK! ♪ - ♪ GET READY FOR THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪ 1284 01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:48,300 - ♪ FREAK! ♪ - ♪ GET READY FOR THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪ 1285 01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:53,300 ♪ IT'S YOUR TIME, IT'S YOUR TIME ♪ 1286 01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:55,300 ♪ GET READY FOR THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪ 1287 01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:58,300 ♪ GET READY, GET READY FOR THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪ 1288 01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:00,300 ♪ ARE YOU READY FOR THE... ♪ 1289 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:03,300 ♪ DOH-DOH-DI-OH-DOH TIME ♪ 1290 01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:06,300 ♪ NEVER WANTED TO BE TURNED INTO THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1291 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:08,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE TURNED INTO THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1292 01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:13,300 ♪ YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE TURNED INTO THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪ 1293 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:16,300 ♪ HIDEOUS ♪ 1294 01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:20,300 ♪ US FREAKS ♪ 1295 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,300 ♪ HIDEOUS ♪ 1296 01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:29,300 ♪ US FREAKS ♪ 1297 01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:31,300 ♪ FREAKS ♪ 1298 01:17:31,300 --> 01:17:34,300 ♪ WHEN YOU LOOK INTO THE MIRROR ♪ 1299 01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,300 ♪ WHAT DO YOU SEE? ♪ 1300 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:39,300 ♪ REALITY CREEPS UP ON YOU ♪ 1301 01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,300 ♪ WEIRD AND UGLY ♪ 1302 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:44,300 ♪ HOW CAN ALL OF THIS BE POSSIBLE ♪ 1303 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:47,300 ♪ PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY? ♪ 1304 01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:49,300 ♪ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER ♪ 1305 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:51,300 ♪ WHY AM I A FREAK? ♪ 1306 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,300 ♪ FREAKS! ♪ 1307 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:56,300 - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT ♪ 1308 01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:59,300 - ♪ FREAKS! ♪ - ♪ FREAK, OH YEAH! ♪ 1309 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,300 - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ - ♪ OH, FREAKY! ♪ 1310 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:04,300 ♪ FREAKS! ♪ 1311 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:06,300 ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ 1312 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:08,300 - ♪ FREAKS! ♪ - ♪ UM-HMM ♪ 1313 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:11,300 ♪ HE WAS TURNED INTO A FREAK ♪ 1314 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:15,300 ( vocalizing ) 1315 01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:18,300 ♪ OH YEAH! ♪ 1316 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:23,300 ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAK ♪ 1317 01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,300 ♪ HIDEOUS, HIDEOUS MUTANT ♪ 1318 01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:29,300 ( vocalizing ) 1319 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,300 ♪ OH, HE'S THE MASTER ♪ 1320 01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:33,300 ♪ FREAKY DICKY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKIN' OUT WITH ♪ 1321 01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:36,300 ♪ FREAKY DICKY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKIN' OUT WITH ♪ 1322 01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:38,300 ♪ THE KIND OF FREAK THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKING OUT WITH ♪ 1323 01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,300 ♪ THE KIND OF FREAK THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKING OUT WITH ♪ 1324 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:44,300 ♪ FREAKY DICKY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKIN' OUT WITH AT ALL ♪ 1325 01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,300 ♪ FREAKY DICKY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKIN' OUT WITH-- ♪ 1326 01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:49,300 ♪ THE KIND OF FREAK THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FREAKING OUT WITH ♪ 1327 01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:52,300 - ♪ NOT AT ALL, BAUBLE ♪ - ♪ FREAKS! ♪ 1328 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:55,300 - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ - ♪ HE'S A MASTER ♪ 1329 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,300 ♪ FREAKS! ♪ 1330 01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,300 - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ - ♪ HE'S A HORROR STORY ♪ 1331 01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:03,300 ♪ FREAKS! ♪ 1332 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:07,300 - ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ - ♪ NOT THE KIND YOU WANT TO BE FREAKING OUT WITH ♪ 1333 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:12,300 ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪ 1334 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:15,300 ♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. ♪ 1335 01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:20,300 ( vocalizing ) 1336 01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:37,300 ( music fades out ) 91947

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