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♪ HEY! ♪
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♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
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♪ YEAH, YAY!
YEAH ♪
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♪ I'M ON MY OWN,
I SEE YOU STARRING AT ME,
I WANNA TAKE YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ SO I CAN SEE
WHAT YOU SEE ♪
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♪ I SEE YOU PUT YOUR FINGER
IN MY EYES, GO TO THE GROUND ♪
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♪ I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME
AND DON'T WANT MY KIND AROUND ♪
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♪ COME HERE, COME HERE
COME HERE... ♪
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♪ I WANT YOU TO SEE A FREAK,
I WANT YOU TO SEE
A REAL FREAK ♪
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♪ I WANT YOU TO MEET
SOMEONE WHO LOOKS
JUST LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ YEAH! I SAW YOU
LOOKING AT ME ♪
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♪ AND NOW I STARE
RIGHT THROUGH YOU,
YOU KNOW I FEEL ♪
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♪ NO PAIN AT ALL ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT A GAME
I'M PLAYING ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT A LINE
I'M SAYING ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE IN THE END
I FREAKED YOU ALL ♪
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♪ FREAK, FREAK, FREAK
FREAK, FREAK, FREAK... ♪
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♪ YEAH! ♪
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♪ YEAH! ♪
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♪ I GOT FIVE FINGERS
FOR EVERY FRIGGIN'
FORM FACELESS ♪
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♪ HORRIFIC FACE, YOU KNOW
I'M GONNA FREAK ALL
OVER THE PLACE ♪
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♪ OH YEAH!
OH YEAH! ♪
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♪ HEY, BABE ♪
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♪ I'M REALLY
FREAKING YOU OUT ♪
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♪ GET THE FREAK TRIP, MAN? ♪
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♪ YEAH!
NO ONE KNOWS ME ♪
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♪ THEY JUST SHOW ME
WEAKNESS, HATE AND FEAR ♪
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♪ I'M ON THE OUTS,
FREAKING OUT WITHOUT A DOUBT ♪
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♪ I'VE NEVER SEEN IT
ALL SO CLEAR ♪
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♪ YOU CONDONE
AND SEPARATE AND VALIDATE
WHAT YOU CREATE ♪
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♪ I THINK YOU'LL KNOW
JUST WHAT TO DO ♪
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♪ YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT A RIGHT
BUT IT'S JUST YOUR
RUBBER SIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW THE FREAKS
ARE ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ I KNOW THE FREAKS
ARE ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ I KNOW THE FREAKS
ARE ME AND YOU,
ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ ME AND YOU
ME AND YOU, ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ ME AND YOU, MAN ♪
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♪ I AM YOUR FREAK
I AM YOUR FREAK ♪
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♪ I AM YOUR FREAK ♪
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♪ AND YOU'RE MINE. ♪
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Newscaster:
WE REPEAT: THE FLYING GIMP
HAS BEEN DESTROYED.
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YOU MAY RETURN
TO YOUR HOMES.
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Announcer:
AND NOW BACK
TO THE SKYE DALEY SHOW
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WITH TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUEST
RICKY COOGIN.
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RICKY, AFTER YOUR
HIDEOUS DISFIGUREMENT,
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YOU'RE SHOWING
INCREDIBLE COURAGE
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BY AGREEING TO FINALLY
SHOW YOURSELF IN PUBLIC.
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THANKS.
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AMERICA HAS WATCHED
YOU GROW UP IN TELEVISION
AND IN MOVIES.
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FOR YEARS, YOU WERE EVERYONE'S
FAVORITE LITTLE BROTHER
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IN THAT HITS SERIES,
THE BAKER'S DOZEN.
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AND OF COURSE
AS THE STAR
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OF THOSE HILARIOUS
GHOST DUDE MOVIES.
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WELL, YOU GOT
THE ENTIRE COUNTRY SAYING,
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- "BOO, DUDE!"
- All: BOO, DUDE.
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BUT NOW, AFTER YOUR
HORRIFIC ORDEAL,
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THE VERY MENTION
OF YOUR NAME
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MAKES CHILDREN SCREAM
IN TERROR.
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- RICKY COOGIN...
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THE WORLD IS WAITING
TO HEAR YOUR STORY.
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WELL, IT'S KIND OF LONG,
BUT... OKAY.
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IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS
APPROACHED TO BE SPOKESMAN
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FOR A MULTINATIONAL
CORPORATION CALLED E.E.S.
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Skye:
OH, THE EVERYTHING
EXCEPT SHOES PEOPLE.
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RIGHT. I WAS
AT THEIR HEADQUARTERS
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TO MEET THE CHAIRMAN
AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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THEY WANTED TO SEND ME
TO SOUTH AMERICA TO PROMOTE
A CONTROVERSIAL FERTILIZER
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CALLED ZYGROT-24.
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YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN STAND UP
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TO THESE RADICALS
WHO ARE TRYING TO KEEP
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ZYGROT-24
FROM THE STRUGGLING FARMERS
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WHOSE VERY FUTURE
DEPENDS ON IT.
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WASN'T THAT STUFF BANNED?
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ONLY IN THE U.S.
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- AND EUROPE.
- HUH-UH.
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I HEARD
THAT SHIT'S LETHAL.
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ALL RIGHT.
YOU NEED PROOF. FINE.
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- PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
- HMM.
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I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET
THE HEAD OF OUR SOUTH AMERICAN
RESEARCH FACILITY,
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SEÑOR JUAN VALDEZ.
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MY NAME IS
GEORGE RAMIREZ.
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WHATEVER.
HE'S BEEN WORKING
WITH ZYGROT-24 EVERY DAY
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FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS,
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AND LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S IN FINE SHAPE.
AREN'T YOU...
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JUAN?
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YES.
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I AM FINE.
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT ME AND MY TEAM
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- IN SANTA FLAN--
- Ricky: SANTA FLAN?
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WHAT KIND OF SHITTY NAME
FOR A COUNTRY IS THAT?
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IT IS NAMED
FOR THE PATRON SAINT
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OF CREAMY DESSERTS.
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AS I WAS SAYING,
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WE HAVE WORKED VERY CLOSELY
WITH ZYGROT-24.
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I HAVE
PERSONALLY SUPERVISED
ITS DEVELOPMENT.
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NO POTENTIAL DANGER WAS
LEFT UNINVESTIGATED.
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THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS
ARE CRACKPOTS!
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ALL OF THEM!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
I TELL YOU!
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TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!
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THANK YOU, VALDEZ.
THAT WILL BE ALL.
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- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
- RICKY, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT A MAJOR THREAT
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TO THE E.E.S. IMAGE.
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HOW DOES $2 MILLION
PLUS EXPENSES SOUND?
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OH, DICK,
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$2 MILLION
SOUNDS GREAT...
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- BUT--
- I HEAR YOU.
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LET'S MAKE IT
$5 MILLION.
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WELL, THAT IS
IF THE BOARD AGREES.
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- GENTLEMEN,
ALL THOSE IN FAVOR.
- ( creaks )
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GOOD. IT'S UNANIMOUS.
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WELL, RICKY,
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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ARE YOU E.E.S.'S MAN
IN SANTA FLAN?
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MMM.
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HMM.
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♪ ARIBA ♪
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Ricky:
SO THE DEAL WAS DONE.
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I WAS RICKY COOGIN,
TOXIC CHEMICAL SALESMAN.
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ME AND MY BUDDY ERNIE
HOPPED IN THE NEXT PLANE
FOR SANTA FLAN.
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Skye:
OH, DID THEY
SHOW A MOVIE?
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- "RETURN
TO THE BLUE LAGOON."
- I HEARD THAT SUCKED.
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- WHERE THE HELL IS ERNIE?
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LADIES, ALL I WANTED
WAS A MANICURE.
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HEY, I'M KIDDING.
WAS IS THAT, GRAVY?
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WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW, COOG.
IT STARTED AS A PIMPLE,
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AND THEN I SCRATCHED IT.
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CAN I GET EITHER
OF YOU GENTLEMEN
A PILLOW OR A BLANKET?
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YES, PLEASE.
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IS THAT YOUR LUGGAGE
UP THERE?
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- Both: YEAH.
- IS THAT YOUR UGLY
LITTLE TROLL?
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Both:
STUEY GLUCK!
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RICK!
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LOOK!
I GOT A RARE STILL
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FROM YOUR FIRST SEASON
ON THE BAKER'S DOZEN!
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COULD YOU SIGN IT
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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BAKER'S DOZEN. I LIKED
THE MOM ON THAT SHOW.
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- I PORKED HER.
- COOL.
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- ( woman gasps )
- HELLO!
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RICK! AH!
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( Stuey screams )
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RICK, IT SAYS HERE
ZYGROT-24 IS DANGEROUS.
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WHY ARE YOU LENDING
YOUR NAME TO IT, RICK?
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YOU USED TO BE GOOD,
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AND NOW, I JUST
DON'T KNOW.
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- ( Stuey sobbing )
- ( groans )
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DON'T CRY, STUEY.
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DEEP DOWN,
I'M STILL GOOD.
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- ( grunts, screaming )
- Both: YES! HE-HE-HE.
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( grunting )
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( both scream )
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- MAY I TAKE
YOUR BOMB, SIR?
- Captain Benway here.
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To the right of the aircraft
you can see a terrific view
of the Grand Canyon,
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and to the left
you can see a panic-stricken
little troll.
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RICK!
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( murmuring )
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YOU GONNA EAT
YOUR PEANUTS, ERNIE?
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- NO, YOU CAN HAVE 'EM.
- THANKS.
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( Stuey screams )
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HEY, I'M OKAY.
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( salsa music playing )
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Ricky:
HERE WE ARE, ERNIE.
SANTA SPAM,
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WORLD-FAMOUS
FOR LOUD MUSIC
AND HOT SEX.
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- Ernie: IT IS?
- GIVE ME A FEW HOURS.
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I'M SURE GLAD
THAT WASN'T OUR PLANE.
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( chanting )
TAKE YOUR TOXIC CRAP AWAY!
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E.E.S. MUSN'T STAY!
TAKE YOUR TOXIC CRAP AWAY!
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JESUS, WE'D BETTER
FIND THE LIMO
RIGHT NOW
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BEFORE THESE WHALE-KISSERS
CHOP US UP AND SELL US--
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OOH.
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I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
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IF I CAN JUST FIND
THE RIGHT DISGUISE.
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( groans )
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OH. OH GOD.
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TAKE THESE.
( screaming )
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GIVE ME BACK MY CRUTCHES,
YOU MONSTER!
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OH, IT HURTS!
OH GOD!
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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- OH! OH.
- LET ME HELP YOU.
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THANKS. OH, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
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WHAT'S ONE MAN'S
PAIN WEIGHED AGAINST
THE GLOBAL INJUSTICE
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OF CORPORATE TYRANTS
LIKE E.E.S.? GO!
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THE FIGHT MUST CONTINUE!
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WOW.
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- MY NAME IS JULIE.
- JOSH, JOSH TAVERN.
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MOTHER TERESA.
GLAD TO MEET YOU.
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- GIVE ME THOSE,
YOU APE.
- OW!
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JOSH, A BUSLOAD
OF US ARE HEADED
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OVER TO MARACAS
TO PROTEST ZYGROT-24
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AND PELT RICKY COOGIN
WITH COW SHIT.
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HMM, SAME HERE.
YOU CAN RIDE WITH US.
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- ( laughs )
- US? YOU'RE WITH HIM?
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- ( grunts )
- OH, ERNIE?
EH, HE'S OKAY.
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- YOU'VE EVER HEARD
OF AN IDIOT SAVANT?
- SURE.
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OH, THAT'S ERNIE,
EXCEPT FOR THE SAVANT PART.
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Ernie:
YEAH, WELL,
ONE THING'S FOR SURE--
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THAT COOGIN GUY SURE
IS AN ASSHOLE, HUH?
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I'LL SAY.
WHAT A TOTAL PIECE
OF SHIT!
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I MEAN-- DON'T
YOU THINK SO, JOSH?
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( clears throat )
WELL... HE'S GOT
A FEW PROBLEMS.
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AND WHAT A LOUSY ACTOR!
I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE
ALL THAT GHOST DUDE CRAP?
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OH, COME ON.
WITH A SCRIPT THAT BAD,
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HE DESERVES AN OSCAR
FOR COMING OFF AS
GOOD AS HE DID.
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- WELL, HE'S
NO CHRISTIAN SLATER.
- SLATER?!
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NOW, COME ON,
I CAN ACT CIRCLES AROUND
THAT ONE-NOTE HACK.
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( screams )
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AND YOU THINK SLATER
CAN IMPROV LIKE THIS?!
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HUH?
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UGH! DAMN IT!
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SO, JULIE,
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YOU LIKE SWEDISH FILMS?
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YOU DON'T EVEN
WANNA HEAR THE TRUTH
ABOUT ZYGROT-24, DO YOU?
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LOOK, I AM NOT SAYING
THIS STUFF IS GONNA
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TURN ANYONE
INTO SOME KIND OF--
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- "HUMAN WORM"?
- EXACTLY, A HUMAN WORM.
I MEAN, THAT'S JUST ABSURD.
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- THE POINT IS
THAT THIS PRODUCT--
- "DAWGBOY"?
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YEAH, OR A DOG BOY.
THAT'S STUPID.
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- THE POINT IS,
IT'S A VERY--
- "HIDEOUS FRAWGMAN"?
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OKAY, NOW YOU'RE
JUST BEING SILLY.
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00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,300
HUMAN SUFFERING
IS A BIG JOKE TO YOU,
ISN'T IT, COOGIN?
222
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:08,300
- WHAT?
- YOU ARE SO SICK.
223
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,300
COOL!
A FREAK SHOW!
224
00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,300
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
225
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,300
KIND LIKE
A FAMILY REUNION
FOR YOU, HUH?
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LIGHTEN UP, COOG.
COULD BE A GOOF.
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00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:34,300
( Announcer speaking )
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00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:40,300
( monkeys chattering )
229
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:46,300
( Woody Woodpecker
laughs )
230
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:51,300
( Curly chuckles )
231
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:56,300
( dramatic music
playing )
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00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,300
Male voice over P.A.:
Welcome to Freek Land,
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home of nature's
most repulsive mistakes.
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00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,300
Don't forget to visit
our snack bar,
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00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:25,300
and please,
no spitting.
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00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:30,300
- ( Male voice repeating
in Spanish over P.A. )
- ISN'T THIS GREAT?
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00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,300
Julie:
IT IS SO...
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- REAL.
- REAL STUPID.
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00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300
( clanging, squeaking )
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00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,300
LET'S GO, ERNIE.
THIS PLACE IS DEAD.
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00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,300
YEAH, WHERE'S
ALL THE WEIRDOES?
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00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:53,300
( man's voice echoes )
THERE ARE NO WEIRDOES HERE.
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00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:59,300
MUTANTS? YES.
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00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,300
GENERIC NIGHTMARES?
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00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,300
DEFINITELY.
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00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,300
CHILDREN OF HELL,
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00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,300
TWISTED MASSES
OF LIVING, BREATHING,
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00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,300
TORMENTED FLESH?
CERTAINLY.
249
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:17,300
BUT AS FOR WEIRDOES...
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00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,300
NOT A ONE.
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00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,300
UNLESS, OF COURSE...
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00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:28,300
YOU COUNT ME.
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00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:33,300
NAH. YOU SEEM
LIKE A REGULAR DUMBSHIT
OLD REDNECK TO ME.
254
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,300
- ( chuckles )
- I'M JULIE.
255
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:39,300
- AND YOU ARE...?
- I AM ELIJAH C. SKUGGS,
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00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,300
PROUD PROPRIETOR OF SKUGGS'
FABULOUS FREEK LAND
AND MUTANT EMPORIUM,
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00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,300
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
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00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:49,300
AFTER ALL, YOU ALL HAVE
VENTURED MILES AWAY
FROM CIVILIZATION--
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00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:53,300
HOSPITALS, TELEPHONES,
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00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,300
POLICE!
( echoes )
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00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,300
- HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
- DROP DEAD.
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00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:04,300
- ( Ernie laughs )
- WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE
YOUR FREAK SHOW.
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00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,300
YOU SEE, YOU HAVE
BUILT A MONUMENT
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00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:12,300
TO THE VARIETY
AND INNOVATION
OF NATURE.
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00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,300
IT REMINDS US TO RESPECT
THE FRAGILE COMPLEXITY
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00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,300
OF OUR GLOBAL ECOSYSTEM.
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- AND YOU COME TO ME
LOOKING FOR WEIRDOES.
- ( whips )
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00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,300
HEY? HEY!
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00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:30,300
- UGH!
- ( croaks )
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00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,300
- HELLO.
- ( croaks )
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00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,300
MR. TOAD
IS MY ASSISTANT.
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00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:41,300
AS FOR THE SHOW,
I'M AFRAID THE NEXT
PARADE OF DEFORMITY
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00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,300
- ISN'T UNTIL
TOMORROW EVENING.
- Ricky and Ernie: AW.
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00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:48,300
HOWEVER, I DO HAVE
A PRIVATE EXHIBIT
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00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,300
IN MY SHED...
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00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:56,300
YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN.
I DON'T USUALLY SHARE IT
WITH THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
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00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,300
- ( chuckles )
- WELL,
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00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,300
WE ARE DEEPLY HONORED,
BUT... NO THANKS.
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00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:03,300
- ( tongue whips )
- YEAH, WE'RE REALLY--
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00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:06,300
ALL RIGHT.
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00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,300
I USED TO BLOW UP TOADS
WITH FIRECRACKERS, PAL!
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00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:12,300
- SO WATCH IT!
- THE SIDESHOW TRADITION
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00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,300
HAS BEEN COMPLETELY
MISREPRESENTED BY THE MEDIA.
284
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,300
- OH, YES.
- I MEAN, YOU DON'T
TRAFFIC IN HUMAN MISERY.
285
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,300
YOU SHOW SOCIETY A PART
OF ITSELF IT JUST DOESN'T
WANT TO LOOK AT.
286
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:25,300
MM-HMM.
YOU GETTING THIS?
287
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,300
- WHAT THE HELL, HUH?
- ( scoffs )
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00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,300
- WE'LL SEE SOME PICKLED
DOG BRAINS.
- ( sighs )
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00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,300
MAYBE SOME PICTURES
OF WOMEN WITH, YOU KNOW,
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00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,300
ADDED EQUIPMENT, HUH?
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00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,300
- HUH?
- WHY NOT?
292
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:41,300
( growls )
293
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:46,300
( gulps, burps )
294
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:55,300
- ( Skuggs laughing )
- ( thunder rumbles )
295
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:01,300
I JUST LOVE
THE FAMILY CIRCUS.
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00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,300
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?!
( grunting )
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00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,300
I DO ADMIT
THEY USE THE SAME JOKE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
298
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:12,300
I'M JUST A SUCKER
FOR THIS LITTLE MOPPET'S
SHENANIGANS, THAT'S ALL.
299
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:17,300
PERHAPS I SHOULD TELL YOU
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT WHAT I DO.
300
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:23,300
YOU SEE, I NOT ONLY
EXHIBIT FREAKS...
301
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,300
I MAKE THEM.
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00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,300
JUST LIKE MICHELANGELO
303
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,300
SAW THE ANGEL
IN THE STONE,
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00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,300
I CAN LOOK
AT A GUY LIKE
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00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,300
KEVIN COSTNER
306
00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,300
AND SEE A GIANT
PEACH GRUB
307
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:43,300
WHO CAN FART
THE BLUE DANUBE.
308
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,300
BEHOLD!
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00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:50,300
THE TASTY FREAKS MACHINE!
310
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,300
MY GOD!
HE'S USING ZYGROT-24!
311
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,300
HEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAVE THAT STUFF!
312
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,300
WELL, THEN I GUESS I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO HAVE THESE EITHER!
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00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,300
( all scream )
314
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:03,300
WHO WANTS TO GET
FREAKED FIRST?
315
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,300
- LADIES FIRST!
- GO SCREW YOURSELF!
316
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,300
IF I WERE YOU,
I WOULD.
317
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:13,300
- OH GOD!
- HMM.
318
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,300
LET'S SEE NOW.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO
WITH THESE TWO?
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00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:21,300
WELL, LET'S SEE.
AIN'T IT ALWAYS, HUH?
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00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,300
DO WE MAKE THEM
DEFORMED?
321
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,300
MICHAEL JACKSON.
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00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,300
YEAH, THAT'S LIKE
YIN AND YANG.
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00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,300
AC, DC.
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00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,300
TWO BIRDS
WITH ONE STONE.
325
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,300
THAT'S PRETTY
DARN GOOD, REALLY.
326
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:42,300
LET HER RIP, TOAD.
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00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:47,300
( hard rock music
playing )
328
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:10,300
- ( Julie groans )
- ( Ernie grunts )
329
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,300
- ( Julie screaming )
- WAIT, WAIT.
330
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,300
WAIT A SECOND!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA
RUB THAT STUFF ON US
331
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,300
- AND MUTATE
OUR BODY PARTS?
- CORRECT.
332
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,300
WELL, THEN COULD
YOU GIVE ME A REALLY
BIG RODNEY?
333
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,300
I'M A MAD SCIENTIST, PAL,
NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.
334
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:33,300
- ( chuckles )
- NO!
335
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:48,300
HEY!
PUT THAT THING AWAY.
336
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:58,300
FEAST YOUR EYES.
337
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,300
( both scream )
338
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:05,300
OH, WELL, AT LEAST I'LL
NEVER HAVE TO GO FAR
FOR A PIECE OF TAIL.
339
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,300
PIG!
340
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:13,300
- OW!
- TOAD, TAKE THEM
TO THEIR QUARTERS.
341
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:19,300
( Julie yelling )
342
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,300
A MERE...
343
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,300
PARTY TRICK.
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00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,300
BUT YOU--
345
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,300
YOU'RE GONNA BE...
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00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:33,300
- SPECIAL.
- ( groans )
347
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:43,300
( Ricky screaming )
348
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:53,300
- ( groaning )
- ( dialing )
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00:21:55,300 --> 00:22:00,300
( ringing )
350
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:06,300
LAUGHING MAN,
THIS IS RED SWAN.
351
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:10,300
- ( laughs )
- FINE, THANK YOU,
AND YOU?
352
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,300
- ( laughs )
- LISTEN, I HAVE CREATED
353
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,300
THE ULTIMATE FREAK--
SORT OF.
354
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,300
- ( cackles )
- YES. WELL, SEE,
THAT'S JUST IT--
355
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,300
HE'S NOT QUITE...
FINISHED.
356
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:25,300
I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE
OF THAT ZYGROT-24.
357
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:30,300
( heavy laughing )
358
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:33,300
COULD YOU SPELL THAT?
359
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:36,300
- Ha. Ho. Hee.
- YES.
360
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,300
Hey. Hoo.
361
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:43,300
- GOT IT.
- ( laughing maniacally )
362
00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,300
( chuckles )
YES, UH--
363
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:49,300
- WELL, YOU TAKE
IT EASY TOO, LAUGHING--
- ( line disconnects )
364
00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:54,300
ASSHOLE.
365
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:57,300
WAKEY, WAKEY.
366
00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,300
EGGS AND BAKEY.
367
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:05,300
TIME TO MEET AND GREET
THE BRAND NEW YOU.
368
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:14,300
OH GOD! THIS WAS
MY GOOD SIDE!
369
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,300
STILL IS,
IF YOU ASK ME.
370
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:21,300
HELL, WAIT TILL SEE
WHAT I'VE GOT PLANNED
FOR THE OTHER SIDE.
371
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,300
WELCOME TO YOUR SPACIOUS
ACCOMMODATIONS.
372
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:29,300
( groaning, screams )
373
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:35,300
GREAT USE
OF THE SPACE.
374
00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:39,300
YEAH, YEAH.
I LEARNED IT ALL
FROM BOB VILA.
375
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,300
YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD EXPOSE
THESE RUSTED BEAMS
376
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:45,300
AND PUT IN A SKYLIGHT
OVER JUST ONE WEEKEND.
377
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:50,300
- GIVE IT A REST, BOB.
- ( grunts )
378
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:55,300
( flies buzzing )
379
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,300
ONE OF THESE DAYS
I GOTTA PUT A SHITTER
IN THERE.
380
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:03,300
NO PROBLEM, ELIJAH,
IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE
381
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,300
IN MY NEW BOOK,
"BEDROOMS AND BATHROOMS."
382
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,300
IN FACT, IF YOU TAKE
THIS ONE ON 30--
383
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:11,300
- ( thumps )
- ( grunts )
384
00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:13,300
( whispers )
ERNIE.
385
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,300
- JULIE.
- OVER HERE, COOG.
386
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:20,300
- Julie: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OH, I KNOW THAT VOICE.
387
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:24,300
THAT'S THE VOICE THAT SAID,
"COOL, A FREAK SHOW.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT."
388
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:28,300
OH, SURE.
BLAME THE WOMAN.
TYPICAL.
389
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,300
"IT'S SO REAL."
IS THIS REAL ENOUGH
FOR YOU?
390
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,300
I'M FRIGGIN' QUASIMODO.
391
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:37,300
LIGHTEN UP, COOG.
392
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:41,300
YOU'RE TALKING
TO THE ORIGINAL TAG TEAM
OF UGLY PUKES HERE.
393
00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,300
LOOK AT THIS OUTFIT.
394
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:47,300
- COME ON, STEP
INTO THE LIGHT.
- OKAY.
395
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:51,300
HERE I COME.
396
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:56,300
- ( Julie gaps )
- ( retches )
397
00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:59,300
OH, JEEZ.
398
00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:04,300
WELL, IT'S NOT
SO REVOLTING.
399
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,300
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
400
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:12,300
PHYSICAL BEAUTY IS MERELY
A SOCIALLY ENFORCED MYTH...
401
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:18,300
OH SHIT.
402
00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,300
YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE
NO MONA LISAS YOURSELF.
403
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:24,300
YOU'RE LUCKY I GOT
A STRONG STOMACH.
404
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:26,300
- AND YOU ARE LUCKY
I DO NOT BITE YOU.
- HUH?
405
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,300
- ( growls )
- GET AWAY FROM ME,
406
00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:32,300
- YOU-- YOU--
- FREAK?
407
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:36,300
I AM ORTIZ,
THE DOG BOY.
408
00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:38,300
LEADER OF THE FREAKS.
409
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,300
KIND OF LIKE
THE TOP DOG.
410
00:25:40,300 --> 00:25:44,300
WELCOME TO HELL,
RICK.
411
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,300
- SHAKE.
- NO THANKS,
412
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,300
- I DON'T PLAN
ON STAYING LONG.
- ( murmuring )
413
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,300
- HUH?
- SHH, SHH. HEY. NO.
414
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,300
HOW MANY OF YOU
ARE THERE IN HERE, ANYWAY?
415
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:58,300
FIRST, I HAVE A QUESTION
FOR YOU, RICARDO.
416
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,300
WHO STARRED IN THE FILM
417
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,300
- "EXORCIST 2,
THE HERETIC"?
- HUH?
418
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:08,300
WELL, PERHAPS
WE SHOULD ASK THE WORM?
419
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,300
- ( game show
music playing )
- Ortiz: TELL US, WORM,
420
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:14,300
WHO STARRED
IN "THE EXORCIST 2,
THE HERETIC"?
421
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:19,300
- OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN.
- OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN.
422
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:21,300
RICK, DO YOU AGREE
OR DISAGREE?
423
00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:24,300
THIS IS NUTS!
THIS IS CRAZY!
424
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,300
- BESIDES, IT WAS
LINDA BLAIR.
- VERY GOOD.
425
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:29,300
IT WAS LINDA BLAIR.
426
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,300
- CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!
- ( bell ringing )
427
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,300
Ortiz:
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL.
THAT'S COOL.
428
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:37,300
OKAY. JULIE-ERNIE,
429
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,300
WHO'S IT GOING TO BE?
NOSEY THE NOSEMAN?
430
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:43,300
( blowing )
WHAT?!
431
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,300
- COWBOY!
- HOWDY.
432
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:50,300
- THE BEARDED LADY.
- HOW YOU DOING?
433
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:53,300
- SOCKHEAD.
- HI.
434
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,300
THE ETERNAL FLAME.
435
00:26:55,300 --> 00:27:00,300
- FIRE IN THE HOLE. YEAH!
- ROSIE, THE PINHEAD.
436
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,300
- THE HIDEOUS FROGMAN.
- ( yells )
437
00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:10,300
AND OF COURSE,
IN THE CENTER SQUARE,
MR. PAUL LYNDE!
438
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,300
- ( alarm blares )
- ( laughs )
439
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,300
- ( screams )
- WELL, WHO WILL IT BE?
440
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,300
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED,
BUT I'LL GO WITH
PAUL LYNDE.
441
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:19,300
- DON'T BE AN IDIOT!
- HE'S FUNNY.
442
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:23,300
OH!
443
00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:26,300
DON'T YOU SEE, RICK?
444
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:29,300
JUST BECAUSE WE ARE FREAKS,
445
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:32,300
DOES NOT MEAN
WE DO NOT KNOW HOW
TO HAVE SOME FUN, HUH?
446
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,300
GET AWAY FROM ME!
GET AWAY!
447
00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,300
I'M NOT LIKE YOU!
YOU HEAR ME?
448
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,300
I AM RICKY COOGIN.
I AM NOT A FREAK!
449
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:46,300
( all laughing )
450
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:56,300
FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!
451
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:02,300
- ( screaming )
- POOR KID.
452
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,300
( sighs )
453
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:10,300
THIS SUCKS.
454
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,300
HMM. I WONDER
IF THEY'RE STILL
CASTING GREMLINS 3.
455
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:17,300
I'LL CALL MY AGENT
IN THE MORNING.
456
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:20,300
Julie: LOOK, RICK,
ALL THE FREAKS HAVE BEEN
THROUGH THIS ANGUISH.
457
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:23,300
AT FIRST, I WAS
BLINDED BY MY ANGER.
I ADMIT THAT.
458
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,300
I WANTED TO RING YOUR NECK
FOR GETTING US INTO THIS,
459
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,300
BUT I GOT OVER IT.
460
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:32,300
ORTIZ TAUGHT ME
TO CHANNEL MY ANGER
FOR THE COMMON GOOD.
461
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:34,300
YOU WANTED TO SEE
THE FREAK SHOW.
462
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:37,300
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO SHUT UP!
463
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:40,300
LET GO OF ME.
464
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:43,300
- ERNIE!
- OH.
465
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:47,300
SORRY, COOG.
FOR A SECOND, I WAS--
A TOTAL MAN-HATER.
466
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:51,300
- ( coughing )
- HERE.
467
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:53,300
TAKE IT.
468
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,300
"SO YOU'RE A HIDEOUS
MUTANT FREAK.
NOW WHAT?"
469
00:28:57,300 --> 00:29:01,300
I DON'T NEED THIS.
I'M NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER
GOD-FORSAKEN ANIMALS.
470
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:06,300
Worm:
YOU'RE MISTAKEN, RICK.
YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE US.
471
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,300
WE WERE ALL NORMAL,
HEALTHY FOLK BEFORE WE MADE
THE FATEFUL MISTAKE
472
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,300
OF COMING TO THIS HELLHOLE
AT AN OFF HOUR.
473
00:29:12,300 --> 00:29:17,300
WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE,
I WAS A PROFESSOR OF
OLIGOCHAETOLOGY--
474
00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,300
THE STUDY OF WORMS,
OF COURSE.
475
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,300
I WAS ON THE TRAIL
OF THE FAT, PUDGY WORM.
476
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,300
MR. SKUGGS SAID HE HAD
JUST SUCH WORM IN HIS SHED.
477
00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,300
HOW COULD I HAVE
POSSIBLY SURMISED
478
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:30,300
THAT THE SPECIMEN AND MYSELF
SHOULD ULTIMATELY PROVE TO BE
ONE AND THE SAME.
479
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,300
( Worm screams )
480
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,300
AT FIRST, THE TRANSFORMATION
WAS FABULOUS.
481
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:41,300
I TRULY UNDERSTOOD THE WORM'S
ETHOS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
482
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:44,300
BUT THOSE EARLY DAYS
OF FASCINATION ARE OVER.
483
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:48,300
NOW IN RETROSPECT,
I THINK THE WHOLE THING
IS A FUCKING HEADACHE.
484
00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,300
I'D SELL MY SOUL JUST TO BE
ABLE TO WIPE MY OWN ASS.
485
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:56,300
( sobs )
486
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:59,300
HMM--
I FIRST CAME HERE
AS A TOURIST.
487
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:03,300
LOOKING FOR SOME FUN--
NICE PLACE.
488
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,300
( Elijah humming )
489
00:30:05,300 --> 00:30:07,300
THEN ELIJAH TURNED ME
INTO A SOCK.
490
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:10,300
( Sockhead screams )
491
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:15,300
I'M SORRY. I'M NOT
MUCH FOR STORIES.
492
00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:21,300
WHEN I FIRST ARRIVED HERE,
I WAS NOTHING LIKE I AM NOW.
493
00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,300
( rock 'n' roll playing )
494
00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,300
I WAS CONFUSED--
495
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,300
- A WALKING CONTRADICTION...
- ALL RIGHT.
496
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:32,300
- SO FULL OF QUESTIONS.
- YOU KNOW, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT A DICK.
497
00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:35,300
- ( grunts )
- HEY! YOU CAN KEEP
THE BEARD.
498
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,300
- OH.
- ( laughs )
499
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,300
Bearded lady:
HALLELUJAH!
500
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,300
BUT NOW I KNOW WHO I AM.
501
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,300
I CAN SAY TO THE WORLD,
"HEY, THIS IS ME.
502
00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:51,300
I AM WOMAN,
AND I LIKE ME."
503
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:07,300
( evil chuckle )
504
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:13,300
- ( all sniffing )
- MAN, THAT'S ROUGH.
505
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:17,300
YOU'RE ONE OF US NOW,
RICK, WHETHER YOU
ADMIT IT OR NOT.
506
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:21,300
IT'S IRREFUTABLE.
507
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,300
HMM...
508
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:29,300
- COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.
YOU CAN DO IT.
- ( growling )
509
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:34,300
- HEY, MIND YOUR BUSINESS!
- SORRY, SORRY.
510
00:31:34,300 --> 00:31:39,300
( both barking )
511
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,300
- WOW!
- Ernie: ORTIZ.
512
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:42,300
ORTIZ, THAT'S ME.
THAT'S ME, ORTIZ!
513
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:45,300
ORTIZ, ORTIZ,
YOU ARE ON ME.
514
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,300
- OH, OH, I AM NOT
CLEANING THIS UP.
- Julie: OH JEEZ.
515
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,300
Ernie:
ORTIZ, DOWN!
GET OUT--
516
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:52,300
WELL, THOSE E.E.S. GUYS
SHOULD RESCUE ME ANY MINUTE,
517
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:54,300
THEN IT'S BACK
TO SUNNY OLD L.A.
518
00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,300
AND STRAIGHT
TO THE PLASTIC SURGEON.
519
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,300
I WONDER HOW MANY
OF MY ANATOMICALLY-CORRECT
GIRLFRIENDS
520
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:03,300
- WILL BE WAITING FOR ME.
- Stuey's voice: I'LL BE
WAITING FOR YOU, RICK!
521
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:05,300
THANKS, STUEY.
522
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,300
- ( pops )
- AH! IT'S THE TROLL!
523
00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:12,300
( grumbles ) GO HOME!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
524
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:15,300
SEEING PHANTOM
TROLLS, RICK?
525
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,300
NOPE.
526
00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:20,300
SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE YOU'VE DEVELOPED
A TELEPATHIC BOND.
527
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:22,300
DON'T MEAN YOU'RE NUTS
OR NOTHING.
528
00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,300
HECK, OLD NOSEY, WHY,
HE CAN SMELL THE FUTURE.
529
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:28,300
LOTS OF US FREAKS
GOT E.S.P.,
530
00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,300
AND SOCKHEAD,
HE'S GOT E.S.P.N.
531
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:33,300
- ( groaning on TV )
- WATCH OUT, HULKSTER.
532
00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:36,300
HE'S GONNA TRY
THE SKULL-CRACKER!
533
00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:38,300
SHUCKS, RICK,
YOU'RE LUCKY.
534
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:43,300
TELEPATHY LIKE YOURS
ONLY OCCURS BETWEEN
REAL SOUL MATES.
535
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,300
A BOND LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE CHERISHED.
536
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,300
WOW, I'M RICKY COOGIN'S
SOUL MATE!
537
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,300
IN YOUR DREAMS!
NOW GET LOST, TROLL.
538
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:54,300
- ( groaning )
- WAIT TILL I TELL
THE KIDS AT SCHOOL!
539
00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,300
- I LOVE YOU, RICK.
- SHUCKS, RICK,
540
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,300
IT DON'T MAKE SENSE
TO SPURN YOUR SOUL MATE.
541
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,300
I RECKON THAT TROLL
COULD HELP YOU,
542
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:06,300
IF YOU JUST
LET HIM INTO YOUR HEART.
543
00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:08,300
( scoffs )
544
00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:10,300
( dramatic music
playing )
545
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,300
ONCE AMERICA SEES
WHAT HAPPENED TO RICKY,
546
00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:16,300
THEY'LL PROBABLY
SEND THE WHOLE F.B.I.
DOWN TO SAVE HIM.
547
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:20,300
I'LL PROBABLY WIN
A PULITZER PRIZE
FOR THIS SCOOP,
548
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:25,300
AND I'LL DEDICATE IT
TO RICK.
549
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,300
( groans )
550
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,300
( groans )
551
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,300
AH!
552
00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:42,300
OF COURSE I'LL PRINT IT!
AMERICA NEEDS TO KNOW!
553
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:46,300
BURT, GIVE MR. GLUCK
HIS FEE AND SHOW HIM
THE WAY OUT.
554
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:50,300
THAT'S OKAY!
I KNOW THE WAY OUT.
555
00:33:50,300 --> 00:33:54,300
"FREAKY DEAKY!
RICKY COOGIN'S A MUTANT
556
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,300
AND IN SOUTH AMERICA.
BY STUART GLUCK."
557
00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:01,300
THAT'S ME!
558
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:04,300
NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.
559
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:09,300
- YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!
- ( laughing evilly )
560
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,300
Elijah:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
561
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:15,300
GET READY FOR THE GLAMOUR!
562
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:18,300
GET READY FOR THE GLITZ!
563
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,300
GET READY TO PELT
THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED
564
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,300
WITH ROTTEN VEGETABLES,
565
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:26,300
'CAUSE IT'S SHOWTIME!
566
00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:31,300
( rock 'n' roll
playing )
567
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:37,300
YEAH, I BET
YOU WEIGH ABOUT--
568
00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,300
107!
( laughs )
569
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:44,300
- A ONE, TWO, THREE...
- ( farts )
570
00:34:57,300 --> 00:35:00,300
WHAT KEEPING THOSE
DAMN E.E.S. GUYS?
571
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,300
SOMETHING'S TROUBLING YOU,
MY BOY. WHAT IS IT?
572
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:07,300
- TAKE A WILD GUESS.
- OH...
573
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,300
I THINK I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
574
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:14,300
YOU SEE, I TOO HAD
AN EATING DISORDER.
575
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:20,300
QUIET, PLEASE.
576
00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,300
THANK YOU.
577
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:25,300
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
578
00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:27,300
TONIGHT, YOU ARE
ABOUT TO WITNESS
579
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,300
A CAVALCADE
OF ATROCITIES
580
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,300
SO HORRIFIC THAT I ADVISE
THE MORE SENSITIVE MEMBERS
581
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:38,300
OF OUR AUDIENCE
TO LEAVE THE PREMISES
AT THIS TIME.
582
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:45,300
TONIGHT, I AM PROUD
TO ANNOUNCE
583
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:49,300
SEVERAL NEW
AND ORIGINAL MONSTROSITIES
584
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:53,300
INCLUDING OUR STAR ATTRACTION
THE BEAST BOY.
585
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,300
Audience:
OOH!
586
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,300
BUT FIRST, A PERENNIAL
FAVORITE HERE AT FREEK LAND.
587
00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:03,300
SIT BACK AND SNUGGLE UP
TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS
588
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:08,300
- OF ROSIE THE PINHEAD.
- ( whistling, cheering )
589
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:20,300
( off-key wailing )
590
00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,300
- SING OUT, DEAR
- ( thumping )
591
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:28,300
FROM THE DIAPHRAGM.
592
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,300
- ( music playing )
- HEY, JULIE,
593
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:33,300
HOW MANY FEMINISTS
DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW
IN A LIGHT BULB?
594
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,300
- HOW MANY?
- TWO--
595
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:38,300
ONE TO SCREW IT IN,
AND ONE TO RIDE
MY RODNEY!
596
00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:43,300
OAF!
597
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:50,300
- ( audience cheers )
- Man: BRAVO!
598
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,300
IF YOUR COLORING IS IN
THE AUTUMN RANGE
LIKE MARIA,
599
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:56,300
I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TRY
THE EARTH-TONE EYE MAKEUP.
600
00:36:56,300 --> 00:37:00,300
AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'VE DONE A LOVELY
FRENCH BRAID ON MARIA.
601
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:04,300
BUT I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE
TO EXPERIMENT AND USE
YOUR IMAGINATION.
602
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,300
THE MAIN THING IS
JUST HAVE FUN
WITH IT.
603
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:10,300
- ( funk music playing )
- HA! YEAH! OH! YEAH.
604
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:13,300
FEEL GOOD!
WOW! YEAH!
605
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:17,300
CHECK THIS OUT, HUH?
( laughs )
606
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:20,300
- ( record skipping )
- HEY! WHAT?!
607
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,300
HEY! THAT--
YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
608
00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:25,300
( music stops )
609
00:37:25,300 --> 00:37:29,300
- Man: ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO GO!
- ( audience cheers )
610
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,300
- ( bells ringing )
- ( out of tune )
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
611
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:35,300
♪ BREAKFAST, LUNCH,
OR DINNER ♪
612
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:38,300
♪ IT MAKES A TASTY MEAL ♪
613
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:41,300
♪ WE DO
THE WIENERSCHNITZEL POLKA ♪
614
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:44,300
♪ BECAUSE WE LOVE
TO EAT FRIED VEAL!
HEY! HEY! HEY! ♪
615
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:48,300
THANK YOU!
MY PEOPLE! THANK YOU.
616
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:50,300
THANK YOU,
YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD.
617
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,300
- ( screams )
- ( all gasp )
618
00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:57,300
- OH.
- HEY, HE'S GOT
A HAND UNDER THERE!
619
00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,300
- IT'S A HOAX!
- ( audience booing )
620
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,300
( screams )
621
00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:05,300
HEY, COME ON!
OOH! AH!
622
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:09,300
- BITE ME!
- PUPPETEERING IS
AN ADMIRABLE SKILL
623
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,300
IN IT'S OWN RIGHT,
NOW GIVE HIM HIS DUE.
624
00:38:12,300 --> 00:38:14,300
( chanting )
BEAST BOY! BEAST BOY!
625
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:17,300
CALM DOWN! HE'LL BE
OUT HERE IN A MOMENT!
626
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:19,300
AND WHEN I WON
FIRST PRIZE,
627
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,300
THEY NEVER CALLED ME
PUDDING HEAD AGAIN.
628
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,300
- SO?
- DON'T YOU SEE?
629
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,300
YOU MUST TURN YOUR HARDSHIP
INTO INSPIRATION.
630
00:38:25,300 --> 00:38:27,300
YOU'RE AN ACTOR, RICK.
631
00:38:27,300 --> 00:38:29,300
YOUR BODY IS
YOUR INSTRUMENT,
AND WITH IT,
632
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:33,300
YOU MUST PLAY
YOUR TRAGIC SYMPHONY
FOR ALL THE WORLD.
633
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,300
THEY'RE GOING NUTS
FOR YOU, BEAST BOY.
634
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,300
- YOU BETTER
GET OUT HERE NOW.
- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
635
00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:42,300
THANK YOU, WORM.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO REPAY YOU FOR THIS.
636
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,300
- YOU COULD WIPE MY ASS.
- ( chuckles )
637
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:49,300
- WHAT A COMEDIAN!
- ( groans )
638
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,300
NOSEY, HAVE I
EVER TOLD YOU
639
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:56,300
- WHAT A GIFTED ARTIST
YOU ARE?
- HUH?
640
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:08,300
NOW IS THE WINTER
641
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:11,300
OF OUR DISCONTENT.
642
00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:14,300
MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER
BY THIS SON OF YORK.
643
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:17,300
I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.
WHAT IS THIS CRAP?
644
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:20,300
Ricky:
BUT I'M NOT SHAPED
FOR SPORT OF TRICKS,
645
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:24,300
NOR MADE TO COURT
AN AMOROUS LOOKING GLASS.
646
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:27,300
- HIGH--
- IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE
647
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,300
UNDERSTANDING MR. COOGIN'S
BRILLIANT READING
648
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:33,300
OF THE SOLILOQUY
FROM RICHARD III,
PLEASE TAKE ADVANTAGE
649
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:36,300
OF THE HANDY SUBTITLES
FOR THE CULTURALLY ILLITERATE.
650
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:38,300
- SHH!
- Ricky: ...WILD FIGURE...
651
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:43,300
DEFORMED,
SENT BEFORE MY TIME
652
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,300
INTO THIS BREATHING WORLD,
653
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:50,300
SCARCE HALF MADE UP.
654
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,300
WHY I...
655
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:57,300
IN THIS WEAK PIPING
TIME OF PEACE
656
00:39:57,300 --> 00:40:02,300
HAVE NO DELIGHT
TO PASS AWAY THE TIME?
657
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:08,300
( sighs )
658
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:13,300
THANK YOU.
659
00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:22,300
- Man: BEAUTIFUL!
- THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
660
00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:27,300
THEY SEEM TO LIKE IT.
661
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:33,300
- ( snaps )
- ( Ricky screams )
662
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:37,300
- MY GOD.
- TOO KIND.
663
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:41,300
- IT IS HIM.
- YES!
664
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:44,300
THANK GOD FOR E.E.S.!
( laughing )
665
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,300
OH, YEAH, YEAH, RICK.
LOOK, LOOK.
666
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:50,300
I-- I REALLY LOVE
THIS NEW LOOK YOU'VE GOT
GOING FOR YOURSELF.
667
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:54,300
IT'S FRESH, IT'S HIP,
THE KIDS WILL LOVE IT,
668
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:58,300
BUT BACK AT E.E.S.,
I DON'T THINK THE BIG BOYS
UPSTAIRS ARE GONNA GET IT.
669
00:40:58,300 --> 00:41:01,300
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- WELL, RICK, WHAT I'M--
670
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:05,300
TRYING TO SAY IS THAT--
WELL, UH--
671
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:09,300
YOU'RE UGLY ENOUGH
TO BURN THE NOSE HAIRS
OFF A DEAD NUN.
672
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:14,300
( all laughing )
673
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:26,300
WHAT A PUTZ!
674
00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:37,300
EAT SHIT!
675
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,300
RICK, NOW YOU'RE
JUST BEING CHILDISH.
676
00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:45,300
( growls )
677
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:47,300
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
678
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:52,300
( roaring )
679
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:56,300
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
AFRAID OF A LITTLE
ROUGH STUFF?
680
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,300
WELCOME TO SHOW
BUSINESS, MORONS!
681
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:04,300
YOU'RE ALL GOING
TO HELL.
682
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:22,300
NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
683
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:33,300
( grunting ) GOTTA GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
684
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:37,300
THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
685
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:42,300
( glass clinking )
686
00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:47,300
- PSST. HEY, YOU,
MILKMAN.
- ME?
687
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:51,300
YEAH, YOU. I'VE GOT
SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
688
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:56,300
COME AROUND TO THIS
LITTLE TRAPDOOR.
689
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:00,300
- WHAT IS IT?
- I'VE JUST LAID A TURD
690
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,300
THAT'S THE SPITTIN' IMAGE
OF KIM BASINGER.
691
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,300
BOY, IF I HAD A DIME
FOR EVERY TIME
I HEARD THAT.
692
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:09,300
- SHE'S NAKED, TOO.
- REALLY?
693
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:14,300
THIS I GOTTA SEE.
694
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,300
Milkman:
NAH, THAT'S JUST
A REGULAR TURD.
695
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:22,300
LOOKS KIND OF LIKE
WINONA RIDER, BUT--
696
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:27,300
- ( thuds )
- OOF.
697
00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:42,300
( grunting )
698
00:43:42,300 --> 00:43:47,300
SHIT!
699
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,300
( growls )
700
00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:03,300
DAMN EYES!
701
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:08,300
DAMN LOCK.
702
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:11,300
THE CLUB!
703
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:14,300
WHAT THE HELL?
704
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:16,300
( gunshots )
705
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:20,300
STOP IN THE NAME
OF HAILE M. SELASSIE.
706
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,300
DON'T MOVE,
MILKMAN, YEAH.
707
00:44:23,300 --> 00:44:25,300
GOOD WORK,
EYE, N. EYE.
708
00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:30,300
- RASTAFAR-EYE.
- NOW SEND THE BEAST BOY
709
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:33,300
TO MY... DEN.
710
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:35,300
( N. Eye muttering )
711
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,300
GO TO THE DEN, MON.
712
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300
THEM GO IN,
THEM NEVER COME OUT.
713
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,300
YEAH, MON,
INTO THE DEN WITH YOU.
714
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:46,300
( playing jazz music )
715
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:55,300
DIET SODA?
716
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,300
- NO THANKS.
- FIDDLE FADDLE?
717
00:44:57,300 --> 00:45:02,300
ALL RIGHT.
( chuckles )
718
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,300
MMM, DELICIOUS.
719
00:45:09,300 --> 00:45:14,300
SO, AREN'T YOU GONNA
KILL ME OR SOMETHING?
720
00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:16,300
SURE, IT'D BE FUN,
721
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:20,300
- BUT THE BEAST BOY'S A HIT.
- LOOK, ELIJAH,
722
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,300
I'VE BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS
ALL MY LIFE.
723
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:26,300
THE PUBLIC DOES NOT
WANNA SEE DISGUSTING,
DEPRAVED, VIOLENT FILTH.
724
00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:30,300
OH, AND I SUPPOSE
"JAKE AND THE FAT MAN"
WAS JUST A FLUKE!
725
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:34,300
( phone rings )
726
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:37,300
- HELLO.
- ( insane giggling )
727
00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:42,300
- LISTEN, I'M ALL SET
TO ROLL HERE.
- ( cackling )
728
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:46,300
YOU'VE GOT IT.
729
00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:50,300
- CIAO TO YOU TOO.
- ( line disconnects )
730
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:53,300
JOLLY SON OF A BITCH.
731
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:56,300
WE'LL SEE WHO
HAS THE LAST LAUGH,
YOU JERK-OFF.
732
00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:59,300
- ( coughs )
- ALL RIGHT, COOGIN.
LISTEN UP.
733
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:03,300
YOU'RE GONNA
BE A HIDEOUS
KILLING MACHINE.
734
00:46:03,300 --> 00:46:07,300
TOMORROW NIGHT
I'M GONNA FINISH
THE JOB ONSTAGE,
735
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,300
AND THEN YOU'RE
GONNA SLAUGHTER
ALL THE OLD FREAKS
736
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:13,300
AND FROM THEIR ASHES
YOU'LL RISE
737
00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:15,300
LIKE A MIGHTY PHOENIX--
738
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:19,300
ONLY A LOT UGLIER--
AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD
WILL-- HEY!
739
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:23,300
- ( groaning )
- I TOLD YOU, ENOUGH!
740
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:26,300
SO ELIJAH WAS GOING
TO SEND YOU TO PHOENIX?
741
00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:29,300
NO, HE WAS TALKING
ABOUT A HUGE BIRD.
742
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,300
THE MYTHICAL CREATURE.
IT'S JUST A METAPHOR.
743
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,300
- OH.
- THE POINT IS,
744
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:37,300
ELIJAH WANTED TO TURN ME
INTO A BLOOD-THIRSTY MONSTER
745
00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:39,300
AND HAVE ME KILL
ALL MY FELLOW FREAKS.
746
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:44,300
BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW
WAS THAT I LEFT HIS DEN
WITH AN IMPORTANT CLUE.
747
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:48,300
( pants )
748
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:53,300
HMM, YEAH!
( chuckles )
749
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,300
( groans )
COME BACK!
750
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:58,300
( grumbles )
751
00:46:58,300 --> 00:46:59,300
- ( groans )
- ( growls )
752
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:04,300
Sockhead:
LOOK, ANOTHER MILKMAN!
753
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:07,300
HEY, RICK, COULDN'T YOU
COME UP WITH YOUR OWN
ESCAPE PLAN?
754
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:08,300
YOU GOTTA BE
KIDDING ME.
755
00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,300
- A DOZEN MILKMEN?
- ( murmuring )
756
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:12,300
ISN'T THAT
A LITTLE UNUSUAL?
757
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:15,300
12 MILKMEN IS
THEORETICALLY POSSIBLE.
758
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,300
- YEAH! YEAH!
- 13 IS SILLY.
759
00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:23,300
- SILLY!
- LOOKS LIKE ONE MILKMAN
TOO MANY, COOGIN!
760
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:25,300
- FREAKS!
- FINE THEN!
761
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,300
GO AHEAD.
HOPE YOU LIKE REGGAE,
YOU FLEA-BITTEN BASTARD.
762
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:33,300
Sockhead:
BE VERY QUIET.
763
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:37,300
- ( sighs )
- AH SHIT.
764
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,300
LOOK, YOU'LL
ALL BE KILLED.
765
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:43,300
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT
ELIJAH'S GIANT RASTA EYEBALLS
WITH MACHINE GUNS!
766
00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:46,300
- POOR BOY'S GONE
OFF THE DEEP END.
- IT'S SUICIDE,
767
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,300
AND I CAN'T
LET YOU DO IT!
768
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:53,300
AND I CANNOT LET YOU
STOP US.
769
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,300
- ( freaks murmuring )
- COME ON, ORTIZ.
770
00:47:56,300 --> 00:48:00,300
- COME ON, YOU LITTLE PANSY.
- Flame: BE CAREFUL,
HE'S A RABID DOG.
771
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:04,300
- STICK AND MOVE.
STICK AND MOVE.
- REALLY SWIFT!
772
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:09,300
- YOU'RE GONNA
POKE AN EYE OUT!
- ( wails )
773
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:13,300
KILL HIM!
SORRY.
774
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:16,300
THAT'S A LOT OF MILKMEN
ON THE SAME ROUTE.
775
00:48:16,300 --> 00:48:21,300
NO WONDER THEY FIGHT.
776
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:28,300
( both yell )
777
00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:31,300
( sniffs )
778
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,300
SQUIRREL!
779
00:48:33,300 --> 00:48:36,300
( barking )
780
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:41,300
- YAH, RASTAFAR-EYE!
- Nosey: HOLY SHIT!
781
00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:44,300
TWO GIANT RASTA EYEBALLS
JUST LIKE RICK SAID.
782
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:49,300
( Eye N. Eye muttering )
783
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,300
GOSH, IF IT WASN'T
FOR RICK,
784
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:54,300
WE'D ALL BE DEAD.
785
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,300
- ( murmuring )
- HEY! THANKS.
RICK'S A GOOD KID.
786
00:48:57,300 --> 00:49:01,300
COME ON, YOU HEARD
THE BEAST BOY,
787
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:05,300
- BACK TO THE FREAK HOUSE.
- YEAH!
788
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:07,300
- UM...
-Julie: NOW!
789
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:10,300
Sockhead:
ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG.
790
00:49:10,300 --> 00:49:15,300
MAYBE I WAS WRONG
ABOUT YOU, COOGIN.
791
00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:20,300
( sighs )
NOT AGAIN!
792
00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,300
OH, WELL, AT LEAST WE'LL
GET TO TRY A NEW POSITION.
( laughs )
793
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:26,300
- ( groans )
- SAYS IT'S STRONG ENOUGH
FOR A MAN.
794
00:49:26,300 --> 00:49:30,300
- BUT IT'S MADE
FOR A WOMAN!
- GIVE ME!
795
00:49:30,300 --> 00:49:33,300
- HEY.
- RICK.
796
00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,300
- WHAT'S UP?
- READ THIS.
797
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:36,300
I GRABBED IT
FROM SKUGGS' DEN.
798
00:49:36,300 --> 00:49:39,300
"BUY MORE FIDDLE FADDLE,
TAPE DONAHUE,
799
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,300
RENEW SUBSCRIPTION
TO BEAVER WORLD."
800
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:44,300
BEAVER WORLD?!
LET ME SEE THAT?
801
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,300
- ( gulps )
- AFTER THAT.
802
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:50,300
"PREPARE DEMONSTRATION
FOR LAUGHING MAN,
803
00:49:50,300 --> 00:49:54,300
RECEIVE 5,000 BARRELS
OF ZYGROT-24"?
804
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,300
ELIJAH IS UP
FOR SOMETHING BIG.
805
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:58,300
WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.
806
00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:00,300
WE'RE DONE FOR!
WE'RE DONE FOR!
807
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,300
I DON'T WANNA DIE!
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
808
00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,300
THE APOCALYPSE!
( screams )
809
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:09,300
- I HAVEN'T
SAID ANYTHING YET.
- SORRY.
810
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,300
I'M NOT MUCH
FOR TIMING.
811
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:15,300
LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT
AT THE SHOW,
812
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,300
I'LL BE TURNED
INTO AN EVIL SUPERFREAK
813
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,300
AND FORCED
TO KILL YOU ALL,
814
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,300
BUT WE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE
IF WE ACT FAST.
815
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:25,300
AND I'M PREPARED TO BE
816
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:28,300
YOUR NEW LEADER.
817
00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:30,300
- I SAY WE KILL HIM.
- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
818
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:33,300
AND I'VE GOT A PLAN!
819
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:36,300
- I STILL SAY WE KILL HIM!
- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
820
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,300
IF WE CAN JUST GET
TO ELIJAH'S LAB,
821
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,300
- MAYBE WE CAN--
- Worm: OF COURSE!
822
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:43,300
DESIGN AN OINTMENT
TO TURN YOU INTO
A GOOD SUPERFREAK
823
00:50:43,300 --> 00:50:47,300
AND PROGRAM IT TO MAKE
YOU DESTROY ELIJAH
INSTEAD OF US!
824
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,300
- BRILLIANT!
- OH.
825
00:50:49,300 --> 00:50:51,300
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I WAS--
- HOW DO WE GET TO THE LAB?
826
00:50:51,300 --> 00:50:55,300
- UH--
- RIGHT, THE WORM
CAN DIG A TUNNEL.
827
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:58,300
MY GOD, IT'S SO CRAZY
IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
828
00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:00,300
BUT YOU
NEED ZYGROT-24
TO MAKE THE FREAKS.
829
00:51:00,300 --> 00:51:04,300
- ELIJAH TOLD US HIMSELF
HE'S RUN OUT OF IT.
- OH! OH, YEAH.
830
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:06,300
- WELL, IF WE JUST--
- YES, EXACTLY!
831
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:09,300
IF THEY'VE BEEN USING
ZYGROT-24 AS A FERTILIZE
AROUND HERE,
832
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,300
THEN THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM
MUST BE SOAKED WITH IT.
833
00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:14,300
ALL WE NEED IS
A WAY TO EXTRACT IT
FROM THE VEGETATION.
834
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:16,300
- IDEALLY
IN A LIQUID FORM.
- RIGHT.
835
00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:20,300
GOLLY! SO THAT'S
WHY MY MILK COMES OUT
THAT WEIRD BLUE COLOR.
836
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:22,300
I THOUGHT THE GRASS
TASTED FUNNY.
837
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:27,300
- WOW, RICK,
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
- Nosey: ALL RIGHT.
838
00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:31,300
- GOOD THINKING.
- ( cheering )
839
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:35,300
THAT'S COOL, RICK.
TELL ME, HOW'D YOU THINK
OF SUCH A PLAN?
840
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,300
WELL... ACTUALLY,
841
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:40,300
I WAS GONNA SUGGEST
WE SEND AWAY FOR SEA MONKEYS,
842
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:44,300
TRAIN THEM TO FIRE GUNS
AND MAKE A BREAK FOR IT,
843
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,300
BUT IF YOU--
IF YOU WANNA GO THIS
GOOD SUPERFREAK THING,
844
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:49,300
I-- I GUESS
THAT'S OKAY.
845
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:52,300
♪ Freaks, that's what
they call us ♪
846
00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:57,300
♪ Before they bomb it
and run away ♪
847
00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:00,300
♪ Freaks, that's all
we're called ♪
848
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:05,300
♪ Just 'cause a madman
had fun with our D.N.A ♪
849
00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:08,300
♪ One chance to escape ♪
850
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:13,300
♪ We'll break from this cage
of maltwisted flesh ♪
851
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:15,300
♪ Then we'll make it
back home ♪
852
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:18,300
♪ And we'll do
Entertainment Tonight ♪
853
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:22,300
♪ And have lunch
with John Tesh! ♪
854
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:26,300
HEY! TURN OFF
THAT GODDAMN MUSIC!
855
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:30,300
♪ They took their cookies
and wet their pants! ♪
856
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,300
SORRY.
857
00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,300
WHAT A JERK!
858
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:41,300
( plane engine roaring )
859
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:46,300
( gulps, burps )
860
00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:50,300
( clears throat )
861
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:55,300
I HATE IT
WHEN YOU DO THAT.
862
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:05,300
- HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
- Julie: WHAT?
863
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,300
GOOD LORD,
IT'S THE LOST CITY
OF NOD.
864
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,300
- Julie: WOW!
- Ricky: OH!
865
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:22,300
- Rick: IT'S OLD FAITHFUL.
- All: OOH!
866
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:27,300
- IT'S MY AUNT GERTIE
AND UNCLE SID.
- Julie: OH.
867
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:30,300
- IT'S MY BAR MITZVAH!
- Ricky: COME ON, ERNIE,
LET'S GO.
868
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:31,300
WAIT, WAIT.
YOU GOTTA SEE
THE ONE
869
00:53:31,300 --> 00:53:35,300
WHERE RABBI KATZ LAUGHED
SO HARD NOODLE PUDDING
CAME OUT HIS NOSE.
870
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:39,300
- IT WAS--
- STOOGE!
871
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:43,300
( Worm panting )
872
00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:48,300
- NICE DIGGING, WORM.
- ( hisses )
873
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:50,300
BACK OFF, OKAY?
874
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:53,300
I HAVE GOT
A REAL SHORT FUSE TODAY.
I AM CRANKY,
875
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:55,300
I AM BLOATED AND I HAVE
A WICKED CASE OF CRAMPS.
876
00:53:55,300 --> 00:53:59,300
- DON'T ASK WHY.
- PMS?
877
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:01,300
Skuggs:
CAUGHT YA, FREAKS!
878
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:05,300
HA, I FOOLED YOU.
YOU DIDN'T KNOW I DID
IMPRESSIONS, DID YOU?
879
00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,300
( Ricky scoffs )
880
00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:09,300
HEY, GUYS,
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
881
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:12,300
THEY'VE GOT THE ZYGROT-24
AND THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH
INTO THE LAB.
882
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:15,300
( speaks French )
883
00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:18,300
- ( all laugh )
- NO! CAN'T YOU SEE?
884
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:21,300
WE'RE DIGGING
OUR OWN GRAVE!
IT'S NUTS!
885
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:24,300
THAT'S WHAT IT IS, NUTS!
MAYBE YOU'VE ALL GOT
A DEATH WISH,
886
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:26,300
BUT YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!
I'M GETTING THE HELL
OUT OF HERE!
887
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:31,300
( screaming )
888
00:54:36,300 --> 00:54:41,300
NOBODY MOVE,
NOBODY GET HURT.
889
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:46,300
OUT OF MY WAY!
890
00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:51,300
( Sockhead screaming )
891
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:58,300
( gagging )
892
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,300
DAT SOCK
FULL OF HOLES, MON.
893
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:08,300
( groaning )
894
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:14,300
Nosey:
WHAT A MESS.
895
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,300
( coughing )
896
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:19,300
I JUST WANT TO SAY...
897
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:23,300
WHAT IS IT, KID?
898
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:25,300
AW, FORGET IT.
899
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,300
I'M NOT MUCH
FOR DYING.
900
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,300
( moans )
901
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,300
- ( crying )
- AW, HE'S BETTER OFF.
902
00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:37,300
IT'S A BLESSING.
903
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,300
I'VE HACKED INTO ELIJAH'S
SUPERFREAK PROGRAM.
904
00:55:41,300 --> 00:55:44,300
MY GOD,
IT'S COMPLEX.
905
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:48,300
( video game music
playing )
906
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,300
OKAY, GUYS,
WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO.
907
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:55,300
LET'S DO IT
AND KEEP QUIET, OKAY?
908
00:55:55,300 --> 00:55:59,300
( motor revs loudly,
siren blaring )
909
00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:04,300
( police sirens blaring )
910
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,300
( chuckles )
911
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,300
OOPS.
912
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:14,300
NOW LOOK,
FROM NOW ON,
913
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:18,300
NO MORE SCREW-UPS,
OKAY?
914
00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:23,300
STYROFOAM CUP?
915
00:56:28,300 --> 00:56:30,300
HERE IT COMES.
IT'S WORKING.
916
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,300
( steps approach )
917
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:38,300
- SOMEBODY'S COMING.
- ( doorhandle squeaking )
918
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,300
( sighs )
IT'S PLUGGED UP.
919
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:42,300
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
I WILL WRING
YOUR WORMY NECK.
920
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:44,300
PREPOSTEROUS.
I HAVE NO NECK,
921
00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:49,300
I'M A WORM,
IMBECILE!
922
00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:54,300
( all gasp )
923
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,300
GOD DAMN!
924
00:56:57,300 --> 00:57:02,300
BUTTERED POPCORN ON...
925
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,300
THE TUNNEL WALLS ARE
ABOUT TO COLLAPSE!
926
00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,300
YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP.
927
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,300
- BUT RICK--
- GO!
928
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,300
YEAH, GO.
I'LL STAY HERE
WITH RICK.
929
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:19,300
COME ON, LET'S--
930
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:47,300
( grunts )
931
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:57,300
BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
932
00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:02,300
I THINK
I SEE HIM.
933
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,300
- IT'S CLOSE.
- RICK!
934
00:58:04,300 --> 00:58:07,300
- COME ON, RICK!
- ( all cheer )
935
00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,300
- JUST MADE IT.
- OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP.
936
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:14,300
NOW, WE CRACKED
THE CODE AND MADE
THE OINTMENT WE NEED
937
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,300
- TO BRING SKUGGS
DOWN FOR GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT!
938
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:21,300
- BUT... I LEFT IT
IN THE LAB.
- ( all yell )
939
00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:24,300
WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!
940
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:29,300
I FOUND SOME MACAROONS
AND THERE'S PLENTY
FOR ALL OF US!
941
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:34,300
Worm:
I HATE MACAROONS.
942
00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:39,300
( snoring )
943
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:50,300
( rumbling )
944
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:55,300
( rumbling increases )
945
00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:59,300
( dramatic music
playing )
946
00:58:59,300 --> 00:59:04,300
E.E.S. IS IN BED
WITH ELIJAH C. SKUGGS.
947
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,300
- ( grunts )
- DAMN!
948
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,300
( Dick chuckling )
949
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:15,300
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
IN THE FLESH,
LAUGHING MAN.
950
00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:18,300
I THINK WE CAN DISPENSE
WITH THE CODENAMES, ELIJAH.
951
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:20,300
WE'RE ALL
FRIENDS HERE.
952
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:24,300
AND TO PROVE IT,
WE BROUGHT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT.
953
00:59:24,300 --> 00:59:27,300
( muffled grunting )
954
00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:30,300
- RICK, IS THAT YOU?!
- WHO'S THE TROLL?
955
00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:32,300
HE WAS ASKING
QUESTIONS ABOUT COOGIN,
956
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:35,300
CAUSING TROUBLE.
WE FIGURED HE WAS
ONE OF YOURS.
957
00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:37,300
WELL, I MAKE
FREAKS, ALL RIGHT,
BUT COME ON, FELLAS,
958
00:59:37,300 --> 00:59:42,300
- THIS THING IS PATHETIC.
- YOU'RE NO JULIO IGLESIAS
YOURSELF, MISTER!
959
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:47,300
- ( chuckles )
- RICK...!
960
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:50,300
OH NO,
NOT NOW, STUEY!
961
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:53,300
- ( whines )
- HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
962
00:59:53,300 --> 00:59:56,300
I'M IN THE LAB!
I'M IN THE LAB!
963
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:59,300
- I'M IN THE LAB!
- NOT ONLY UGLY,
964
00:59:59,300 --> 01:00:04,300
HE'S CRAZY TOO.
TOAD.
965
01:00:05,300 --> 01:00:10,300
( muffled yelling )
966
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,300
GENTLEMEN...
967
01:00:18,300 --> 01:00:21,300
I'M NOT GOING
TO BULLSHIT YOU.
968
01:00:21,300 --> 01:00:24,300
I KNOW MY SETUP
HERE AT FREEK LAND
969
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:27,300
LOOKS LIKE
SMALL POTATOES,
970
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,300
BUT THANKS TO YOUR ZYGROT-24
AND MY GENIUS
971
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,300
TONIGHT, I'M GONNA
TURN RICKY COOGIN INTO
A FREAK SO HIDEOUS,
972
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:36,300
IT'LL BE ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOUR STOMACH
TURN INSIDE-OUT,
973
01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,300
IT'LL BOIL YOUR BRAIN
IN ITS OWN JUICES
974
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,300
AND IT'LL MAKE
A COLD SORE THAT YOU
THOUGHT HAD HEALED UP
975
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:44,300
- START BUGGING YOU AGAIN.
- All: HMM.
976
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:47,300
IT'S THE DAWNING
OF A NEW AGE,
977
01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:50,300
A NEW BEGINNING.
978
01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,300
BEHOLD!
979
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:57,300
SUPRA-MEGA FREEK WORLD!
980
01:00:57,300 --> 01:00:59,300
( chuckles )
981
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:04,300
IT'S REALLY
SOMETHING, HUH?
982
01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:07,300
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
983
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:10,300
WE'LL KICK
DISNEY'S DEAD ASS.
984
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:14,300
STUEY. STUEY,
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
985
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:16,300
- ( muffled moaning )
- I WANT YOU TO TRY
AND ESCAPE.
986
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:19,300
BRING ME THE CAN
ON THE FLOOR NEAR
THE BLAST FURNACE.
987
01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,300
I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT,
SKUGGS,
988
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,300
BUT DISNEY?
COME ON.
989
01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,300
- I LIKE "BAMBI."
- "BAMBI" SUCKED.
990
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:28,300
Dick:
WHAT ABOUT THE PART
WHERE THE MOTHER GOT SHOT?
991
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:30,300
Skuggs:
YEAH, I LIKED
THAT PART.
992
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:32,300
- I LIKED IT TOO.
- Skuggs: YEAH.
993
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:36,300
( all laughing )
994
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:39,300
WE HERE AT E.E.S.
HAVE PLANS
995
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:41,300
FOR YOUR GENE MACHINE
THAT INCLUDE EVERYTHING.
996
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:46,300
- HMM?
- WELL, EVERYTHING
EXCEPT SHOES, OF COURSE.
997
01:01:48,300 --> 01:01:50,300
OH, I'D LOVE
TO SEE YOUR PLANS.
998
01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:53,300
WELL, I'D LOVE
TO SHOW THEM TO YOU.
999
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:56,300
BILL, WOULD YOU
DO THE HONORS?
1000
01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:01,300
( muffled gasp, gulps )
1001
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:08,300
( growls )
1002
01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:11,300
WHAT DOES TODAY'S
BUSINESSMAN WANT?
1003
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,300
WELL...
1004
01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:16,300
HOW ABOUT
A RECEPTIONIST
1005
01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:19,300
WITH SIX ARMS, THREE MOUTHS
AND A KNOCKOUT FIGURE?
1006
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:22,300
THAT WOULD SURE
SPEED THINGS UP,
WOULDN'T IT?
1007
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,300
OR, DOWN AT THE FACTORY,
1008
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:26,300
HOW DO WE FIGHT
THE RISING PROBLEM
1009
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:29,300
OF SAGGING PRODUCTIVITY
FROM LAZY WORKERS?
1010
01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:32,300
HOW ABOUT A WORKER
WITH 12 BUSY HANDS,
1011
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:35,300
NO MOUTH TO TALK BACK,
NO GENITALIA
1012
01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:38,300
OR GASTRO-INTESTINAL SYSTEM
TO DISTRACT HIM FROM HIS WORK?
1013
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,300
SURE, IT'S WHAT
WE ALL DREAM ABOUT,
ISN'T IT?
1014
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:45,300
( chuckles )
WELL, WITH THIS SKUGGS-BASED
ZYGROT TECHNOLOGY,
1015
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,300
THESE THINGS
ARE NOT ONLY POSSIBLE,
1016
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,300
THEY ARE
ONLY THE BEGINNING.
1017
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:53,300
WE'RE POISED ON THE EDGE
OF A NEW FRONTIER
1018
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:55,300
LIMITED ONLY
BY OUR IMAGINATIONS.
1019
01:02:55,300 --> 01:03:00,300
OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED
TO OUR EXPENSIVE SPOKESMAN
RICKY COOGIN
1020
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,300
WAS AN UNFORTUNATE
COINCIDENCE.
1021
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,300
ON THE OTHER HAND,
PROFITS FROM THESE NEW MARKETS
1022
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:08,300
COULD TOTAL
IN THE BILLIONS.
1023
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:13,300
RICKY WHO?
1024
01:03:14,300 --> 01:03:16,300
Skuggs:
HEY! NOW HOLD ON.
1025
01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:19,300
SECRETARIES,
WORKER DRONES--
1026
01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:21,300
WHERE'S THE FUN, HUH?
1027
01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:23,300
WHERE--
WHERE'S THE SPARK?
1028
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:25,300
WHERE'S THE--
THE UNSPEAKABLE EVIL?
1029
01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,300
I WAS JUST
GETTING TO THAT.
1030
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:29,300
WE ARE GONNA IMPACT
EVERY FIELD--
1031
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:33,300
COSMETICS, MILITARY,
NOVELTY HOUSE PETS.
1032
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,300
AND WHY SHOULD WE STOP
AT CONSUMER PRODUCTS?
1033
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:38,300
HELL, WE CAN DESIGN
A WHOLE NEW CONSUMER.
1034
01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:41,300
A FEW WELL-PLACED DROPS
IN THE WATER SUPPLY
AND BINGO!
1035
01:03:41,300 --> 01:03:43,300
IT'S A WHOLE NEW
MASTER RACE,
1036
01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,300
AND WE OWN
THE COPYRIGHT!
1037
01:03:45,300 --> 01:03:48,300
THIS GUY IS GOOD.
1038
01:03:48,300 --> 01:03:50,300
WE LURED HIM AWAY
FROM PEPSI.
1039
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,300
RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT NOW,
1040
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,300
WE ARE BUILDING
A BETTER TOMORROW
1041
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:59,300
FOR THOSE WHO UPHOLD
THE VISION OF E.E.S.!
1042
01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:02,300
BILL, IF I COULD
JUST ADD ONE THING?
1043
01:04:02,300 --> 01:04:04,300
THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE US
1044
01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:09,300
WILL STAND
KNEE-DEEP IN THE BLOOD
OF THEIR CHILDREN.
1045
01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:15,300
( cranks )
1046
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:24,300
AND NOW, THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
1047
01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,300
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
1048
01:04:25,300 --> 01:04:29,300
- THE BEAST BOY!
- ( applause, cheering )
1049
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:33,300
( grunts )
1050
01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,300
Stuey's voice:
RICK!
1051
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:38,300
- OVER HERE, RICK!
- Rick's voice: WHERE?
1052
01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:42,300
WITH THIS REMARKABLE
OINTMENT OF MY OWN DESIGN,
1053
01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:46,300
I AM GOING TO TRANSFORM
THIS HALF-FINISHED GHOUL
1054
01:04:46,300 --> 01:04:50,300
INTO THE ULTIMATE
STOMACH-TURNING SUPERFREAK
1055
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,300
DEDICATED TO EVIL.
1056
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:55,300
HERE I AM, RICK.
1057
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:57,300
GODDAMN IT, KID,
WOULD YOU SIT DOWN?
1058
01:04:57,300 --> 01:05:01,300
( screaming )
1059
01:05:01,300 --> 01:05:06,300
- OH NO!
- AW SHIT.
MOVE DOWN.
1060
01:05:06,300 --> 01:05:10,300
WHAT THE HELL?
1061
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:14,300
YOU GOT
A PROBLEM, MISTER?
1062
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:18,300
- ( grunts )
- ( Stuey laughs )
1063
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:23,300
- ( chuckles )
- YAH!
1064
01:05:23,300 --> 01:05:26,300
YOUR ASS IS MINE, SKUGGS!
1065
01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:30,300
- THIS KID LOOKS PISSED.
- ( Stuey growling )
1066
01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,300
EYE, N. EYE,
KILL HIM!
1067
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:35,300
- ( N. Eye mumbling )
- UGLY, UGLY, UGLY BOY.
1068
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:40,300
- BIG UGLY BOY.
- ( both screaming )
1069
01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:44,300
DAMN MY EYES!
1070
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,300
- TOAD!
- WHAT?
1071
01:05:46,300 --> 01:05:48,300
( growls )
1072
01:05:48,300 --> 01:05:50,300
OOH, I'M SHAKIN'!
1073
01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:55,300
AH! HELP!
1074
01:05:55,300 --> 01:05:58,300
HUH?
1075
01:05:58,300 --> 01:06:02,300
SHIT.
1076
01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:04,300
( screaming )
1077
01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:06,300
( gasps )
1078
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:11,300
HELP! I'M IN A ZOO!
1079
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:16,300
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUN.
1080
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:19,300
- SAYONARA, KIDDO.
- NO!
1081
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:22,300
( screaming )
1082
01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:27,300
RICK!
1083
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:32,300
( roaring )
1084
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:35,300
WHAT A WASTE OF $12.
1085
01:06:35,300 --> 01:06:37,300
LET'S GET
THE MACHINE AND GO.
1086
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:40,300
- COME ON!
- RIGHT NOW!
1087
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,300
WAIT, RICK! COULD YOU
SIGN THIS FIRST?
1088
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:45,300
TIME TO DIE, TROLL!
1089
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,300
( chanting )
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
1090
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:52,300
LET'S GO, DICKHEAD!
1091
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,300
( both growling )
1092
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:06,300
GIVE HIM THE SKULL CRACKER,
YOU BIG OAF!
1093
01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:11,300
NO WAY!
THE SKULL CRACKER
IS AN ILLEGAL MOVE!
1094
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:14,300
- I'M NUMBER ONE!
I'M NUMBER ONE!
- ( speaking Spanish )
1095
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:16,300
I'M BETTING
MY BAR MITZVAH
MONEY!
1096
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:20,300
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
HEY, DICK!
1097
01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:23,300
( liquid sloshing )
1098
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:27,300
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
1099
01:07:27,300 --> 01:07:29,300
THIS MACHINE IS NOW
THE SOLE PROPERTY
1100
01:07:29,300 --> 01:07:31,300
OF THE EVERYTHING
EXCEPT SHOES CORPORATION.
1101
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,300
- WHAT?!
- EAT SHIT, YOKEL.
1102
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,300
( all laugh )
1103
01:07:36,300 --> 01:07:38,300
( both growl )
1104
01:07:38,300 --> 01:07:42,300
I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST
YOU CORPORATE GREASEBALLS!
1105
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:47,300
( men laughing )
1106
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:50,300
MOVE THAT THING!
1107
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,300
EAT THIS, DICK!
1108
01:07:52,300 --> 01:07:57,300
( all screaming )
1109
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,300
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
BEFORE HE GETS ALL OF US!
1110
01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:02,300
( all screaming )
1111
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,300
OOF! OW!
1112
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:07,300
BOY, I HAVEN'T SEEN
A STAMPEDE LIKE THIS
1113
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:12,300
SINCE THE OPENING NIGHT
OF "ISHTAR!"
1114
01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:18,300
( screaming )
1115
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:21,300
NOW, I RIP FREAKS
TO PIECES!
1116
01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:24,300
- KILL NOSEY! YOU ALWAYS
HATED NOSEY!
- ( screaming )
1117
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:27,300
( growls )
1118
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:30,300
( screams )
1119
01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,300
PLEASE!
RICK, NO, RICK!
1120
01:08:32,300 --> 01:08:37,300
( growls )
1121
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:43,300
- ( moaning )
- ( man stammering )
1122
01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:48,300
( mimics Ed Sullivan )
NOW THAT'S A REALLY
BIG SHOE.
1123
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:55,300
( Stuey whimpering )
RICK.
1124
01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:58,300
WOULD YOU KILL HIM,
PLEASE?
1125
01:08:58,300 --> 01:09:01,300
- KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
- ( Stuey screaming )
1126
01:09:01,300 --> 01:09:04,300
- THEN JUST AS I--
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU,
BUT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
1127
01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:07,300
FOR ALMOST 90 MINUTES
AND WE REALLY HAVE GOT TO GO
TO A COMMERCIAL.
1128
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:10,300
OH, SORRY.
1129
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:14,300
- ( rock music playing )
- Announcer: YOU LIKE CHEESE.
YOU LIKE BEING A MAN.
1130
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:16,300
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL LIKE...
1131
01:09:16,300 --> 01:09:20,300
MACHEESMO!
REAL CHEESE FOR REAL MEN.
1132
01:09:20,300 --> 01:09:24,300
NOW IN A HANDY
ALUMINUM DISPENSER.
1133
01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:27,300
AND NOW BACK
TO THE EXCITING CONCLUSION
1134
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:30,300
OF RICKY COOGIN'S
INCREDIBLE STORY.
1135
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:34,300
LET'S SEE, IT SEEMED LIKE
NOTHING COULD STOP ME
FROM SHOVING A SPEAR
1136
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,300
THROUGH STUEY'S SKULL.
1137
01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:38,300
- WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN--
- NO, RICK, NO!
1138
01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,300
- Rick: I HEARD A VOICE.
- Cowboy: I RECKON THAT
TROLL CAN HELP YOU
1139
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:44,300
IF YOU JUST LET HIM
INTO YOUR HEART.
1140
01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:47,300
YOUR HEART,
YOUR HEART,
1141
01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:51,300
YOUR HEART, YOUR HEART,
YOUR HEART.
1142
01:09:51,300 --> 01:09:56,300
( groans )
1143
01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:01,300
I... LOVE... YOU.
1144
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:04,300
( happy groan )
1145
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,300
YOU DID IT, RICK.
1146
01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:07,300
- ATTA BOY, COOG.
- OH.
1147
01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:10,300
( grunting )
1148
01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,300
A DOSE OF
SENTIMENTAL CLAPTRAP.
1149
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:15,300
( laughs )
1150
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,300
( sobs )
1151
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,300
( snorts )
1152
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,300
BEAST BOY!
I GAVE YOU AN ORDER!
1153
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:26,300
- AND YOU BETTER
OBEY IT, DAMN IT!
- IT'S OVER, SKUGGS!
1154
01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:28,300
YOU WERE NOTHING
BEFORE I FOUND YOU!
1155
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,300
I MADE YOU!
1156
01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,300
AND I CAN BREAK YOU!
1157
01:10:32,300 --> 01:10:34,300
YOU THINK I MADE
YOU STRONG?!
1158
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:37,300
HA! I'VE GOT MY DNA
CRANKED SO HIGH,
1159
01:10:37,300 --> 01:10:39,300
YOU WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT YOU!
1160
01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:41,300
I'M A WRECKING
MACHINE!
1161
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:46,300
( roaring )
1162
01:10:47,300 --> 01:10:52,300
( Skuggs slowing )
1163
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:58,300
( groans )
1164
01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:03,300
OW!
OH!
1165
01:11:04,300 --> 01:11:06,300
I THINK YOU CRUSHED
MY SPINAL CORD.
1166
01:11:06,300 --> 01:11:08,300
( panting )
1167
01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:10,300
I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING
IN MY FINGERS.
1168
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,300
MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL THIS.
1169
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,300
NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
1170
01:11:14,300 --> 01:11:18,300
IF YOU KILL ME,
YOU'LL NEVER FIND
THE ANTIDOTE.
1171
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:21,300
- WHAT ANTIDOTE?
- AHA HA.
1172
01:11:21,300 --> 01:11:23,300
A TIME-RELEASE SERUM.
1173
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,300
I BAKED IT INTO
A DELICIOUS BATCH
1174
01:11:26,300 --> 01:11:28,300
OF MACAROONS.
1175
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:30,300
- HMM.
- MACAROONS!
1176
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:32,300
- THAT IS SO COOL.
- ( others cheering )
1177
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:35,300
IF YOU ASK ME,
YOU SKIMPED ON THE COCONUT.
1178
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:37,300
( whimpers )
1179
01:11:37,300 --> 01:11:42,300
( screaming )
1180
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:47,300
All:
OH!
1181
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:52,300
( Skuggs gurgling )
1182
01:11:56,300 --> 01:11:58,300
( cheering )
1183
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:00,300
( gunshots )
1184
01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:04,300
- FREEZE! F.B.I.!
- ( guns click )
1185
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:07,300
LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK CARE
OF SKUGGS, CHIEF.
1186
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:09,300
NICE WORK, RICKY.
1187
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:11,300
YOU'LL GET A MEDAL
FROM THE VICE PRESIDENT
FOR THIS.
1188
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:13,300
GREAT,
BUT HOW DID YOU--
1189
01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:16,300
WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING
SKUGGS FOR YEARS.
1190
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:18,300
THEN WHEN WE SAW
MR. GLUCK'S ARTICLE,
1191
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:20,300
WE KNEW
IT WAS TIME TO MOVE.
1192
01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:24,300
- SO WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
- FIRST, THERE WAS THAT
1193
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:26,300
SATAN'S CHILD THING
ON PAGE THREE.
1194
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,300
- All: OH.
- YEAH, I READ THAT.
1195
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,300
THEN THERE WAS
THE CASE OF THE HOUSE
THAT DRIPPED BLOOD.
1196
01:12:30,300 --> 01:12:33,300
- All: EW!
- ( all gasp )
1197
01:12:33,300 --> 01:12:35,300
( Skuggs yelling )
1198
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:37,300
WHOA!
LOOK AT THAT THING!
1199
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:41,300
- HOLY SHIT!
- IT CAN'T BE.
1200
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:44,300
Skuggs voice:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?!
1201
01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:49,300
DEAD MEAT.
1202
01:12:50,300 --> 01:12:52,300
AND THAT'S MY STORY.
1203
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,300
( yawns )
1204
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:57,300
- IT WAS SO EXCITING.
- ( all snoring )
1205
01:12:57,300 --> 01:12:58,300
Man:
WE FIXED COOGIN'S LIGHT!
1206
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:03,300
OH, IT'S ABOUT TIME.
TURN IT ON.
1207
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,300
- THAT'S BETTER.
- I'LL SAY.
1208
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:07,300
HOW ABOUT IT, FOLKS?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR RICKY COOGIN
1209
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,300
- AND HIS FREAKY FRIENDS.
- ( crowd cheering )
1210
01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:11,300
Announcer:
THE BEARDED LADY!
1211
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:13,300
- ( man whistles )
- ( growls )
1212
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:16,300
- HOW YOU DOING?
- Announcer: ROSIE.
1213
01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:18,300
- THE ETERNAL FLAME!
- YEAH!
1214
01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:20,300
LIGHTS OUT, BABY!
1215
01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:23,300
COWBOY.
FROGMAN.
1216
01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:26,300
- NOSEY.
- ( crowd boos, hisses )
1217
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:29,300
Woman:
GET OFF!
1218
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:31,300
- AND THE WORM.
- ( crowd gasps )
1219
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,300
RIDICULOUS.
JUST BECAUSE A MAN
DOESN'T LIKE MACAROONS.
1220
01:13:34,300 --> 01:13:37,300
( crowd laughs )
1221
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:41,300
- HEY.
- HI HO!
1222
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:43,300
- ( barks )
- ( squeaks )
1223
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:45,300
GOTCHA! DAMN,
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
1224
01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,300
- ( growls )
- All: ORTIZ!
1225
01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:52,300
HEY!
HERMANOS!
1226
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,300
THAT'S JUST GREAT.
1227
01:13:54,300 --> 01:13:57,300
WHAT A STORY,
AND WHAT AN ENDING.
1228
01:13:57,300 --> 01:13:59,300
ELIJAH TRANSFORMED
BY THE GOOP,
1229
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:01,300
AND HE ACTUALLY
LOOKED LIKE--
1230
01:14:01,300 --> 01:14:04,300
EXACTLY LIKE YOU, SKYE, I SWEAR.
SAME FACE, SAME OUTFIT,
1231
01:14:04,300 --> 01:14:09,300
EXCEPT HE HAD THESE
REALLY BIG HIDEOUS FEET.
( chuckles )
1232
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:10,300
( all gasp )
1233
01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:15,300
Skuggs' voice:
I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
1234
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:20,300
- ( crowd screaming )
- ( gunshots )
1235
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:22,300
( crowd cheering )
1236
01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:25,300
- OH, RICK,
IT'S FINALLY OVER.
- YES.
1237
01:14:25,300 --> 01:14:27,300
YES, IT IS.
1238
01:14:27,300 --> 01:14:28,300
Stuey: RICK!
1239
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:30,300
HEY, RICK!
1240
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:33,300
All:
STUEY!
1241
01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:35,300
( screams )
1242
01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:40,300
- ( crowd gasping )
- ( gunshots )
1243
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:44,300
WELL, LIKE THAT WASN'T
TOTALLY PREDICTABLE.
1244
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:46,300
- HI, STUEY.
- WELL NOW, IT'S REALLY OVER.
1245
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:48,300
THANK GOD.
1246
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:52,300
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
THING HAS TAUGHT ME
SOMETHING.
1247
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,300
THAT WHEN MAN
STARTS IMPINGING ON
THE SUBTLE PERFECTION
1248
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:58,300
OF THE EARTH'S
NATURAL ORDER,
1249
01:14:58,300 --> 01:15:01,300
THE ONLY THING HE'LL
CREATE IS HAVOC.
1250
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:03,300
- ( crowd agrees )
- RIGHT, COOG.
1251
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:05,300
I LEARNED SOMETHING TOO.
1252
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:07,300
THAT MEN AND WOMEN
TRULY ARE EQUALS.
1253
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:09,300
- ( sighs )
- THAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT
1254
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,300
TRANSCENDS GENDER
AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.
1255
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:15,300
AND THUS, IT IS IMMUNE
TO THE PETTY DEGRADATIONS
1256
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:18,300
- MEN MAY DEVISE.
- SO TRUE.
1257
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,300
- I BELIEVE IT WAS MOLIERE--
- OH, SHUT UP!
1258
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:24,300
All: OH!
1259
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:26,300
All: AW!
1260
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:29,300
All:
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
1261
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:34,300
Crowd:
GOOD NIGHT!
1262
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:38,300
( screams )
1263
01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,300
( hip-hop music playing )
1264
01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:44,300
♪ HIDEOUS ♪
1265
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:49,300
♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪
1266
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:53,300
♪ HIDEOUS ♪
1267
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,300
♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪
1268
01:15:55,300 --> 01:16:00,300
♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪
1269
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:05,300
♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪
1270
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,300
♪ YOU NEVER WANT TO
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪
1271
01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:09,300
♪ YOU NEVER
WANT TO BUT YOU'RE GONNA
BE THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪
1272
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:13,300
♪ HIDEOUS ♪
1273
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:18,300
♪ MUTANT FREAKS ♪
1274
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,300
♪ ONE DAY
YOU'RE CUTE ♪
1275
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:23,300
♪ A YOUNG AMERICAN
MOVIE STAR ♪
1276
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:25,300
♪ SHOOTING STAR,
YOU ARE ♪
1277
01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:28,300
♪ RICKY COOGIN, YOU SURE
ARE GOING FAR ♪
1278
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:31,300
♪ IT WAS NOT
IN YOUR PLAN ♪
1279
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:34,300
♪ WHAT HAPPENED
IN SANTA FLAN ♪
1280
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:36,300
♪ FREAK! ♪
1281
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,300
♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAK ♪
1282
01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:43,300
♪ HE WAS TURNED
INTO A FREAK ♪
1283
01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:46,300
- ♪ FREAK! ♪
- ♪ GET READY FOR
THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪
1284
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:48,300
- ♪ FREAK! ♪
- ♪ GET READY FOR
THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪
1285
01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:53,300
♪ IT'S YOUR TIME,
IT'S YOUR TIME ♪
1286
01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:55,300
♪ GET READY FOR
THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪
1287
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:58,300
♪ GET READY, GET READY
FOR THE GLAMOR AND GLITZ ♪
1288
01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:00,300
♪ ARE YOU READY
FOR THE... ♪
1289
01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:03,300
♪ DOH-DOH-DI-OH-DOH TIME ♪
1290
01:17:03,300 --> 01:17:06,300
♪ NEVER WANTED TO BE TURNED
INTO THE FREAK OF THE WEEK ♪
1291
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:08,300
♪ YOU NEVER WANTED
TO BE TURNED INTO THE FREAK
OF THE WEEK ♪
1292
01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:13,300
♪ YOU NEVER WANTED TO BE
TURNED INTO THE FREAK
OF THE WEEK ♪
1293
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:16,300
♪ HIDEOUS ♪
1294
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:20,300
♪ US FREAKS ♪
1295
01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:24,300
♪ HIDEOUS ♪
1296
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:29,300
♪ US FREAKS ♪
1297
01:17:29,300 --> 01:17:31,300
♪ FREAKS ♪
1298
01:17:31,300 --> 01:17:34,300
♪ WHEN YOU LOOK
INTO THE MIRROR ♪
1299
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,300
♪ WHAT DO YOU SEE? ♪
1300
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:39,300
♪ REALITY CREEPS UP
ON YOU ♪
1301
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:41,300
♪ WEIRD AND UGLY ♪
1302
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:44,300
♪ HOW CAN ALL OF THIS
BE POSSIBLE ♪
1303
01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:47,300
♪ PHYSICALLY
AND MENTALLY? ♪
1304
01:17:47,300 --> 01:17:49,300
♪ I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANY LONGER ♪
1305
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:51,300
♪ WHY AM I A FREAK? ♪
1306
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,300
♪ FREAKS! ♪
1307
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:56,300
- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT ♪
1308
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:59,300
- ♪ FREAKS! ♪
- ♪ FREAK, OH YEAH! ♪
1309
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,300
- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
- ♪ OH, FREAKY! ♪
1310
01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:04,300
♪ FREAKS! ♪
1311
01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:06,300
♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
1312
01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:08,300
- ♪ FREAKS! ♪
- ♪ UM-HMM ♪
1313
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:11,300
♪ HE WAS TURNED
INTO A FREAK ♪
1314
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:15,300
( vocalizing )
1315
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:18,300
♪ OH YEAH! ♪
1316
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:23,300
♪ HIDEOUS
MUTANT FREAK ♪
1317
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:26,300
♪ HIDEOUS,
HIDEOUS MUTANT ♪
1318
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:29,300
( vocalizing )
1319
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,300
♪ OH, HE'S THE MASTER ♪
1320
01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:33,300
♪ FREAKY DICKY,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKIN' OUT WITH ♪
1321
01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:36,300
♪ FREAKY DICKY,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKIN' OUT WITH ♪
1322
01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:38,300
♪ THE KIND OF FREAK
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKING OUT WITH ♪
1323
01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,300
♪ THE KIND OF FREAK
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKING OUT WITH ♪
1324
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:44,300
♪ FREAKY DICKY,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKIN' OUT WITH AT ALL ♪
1325
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,300
♪ FREAKY DICKY,
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKIN' OUT WITH-- ♪
1326
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:49,300
♪ THE KIND OF FREAK
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
FREAKING OUT WITH ♪
1327
01:18:49,300 --> 01:18:52,300
- ♪ NOT AT ALL, BAUBLE ♪
- ♪ FREAKS! ♪
1328
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:55,300
- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
- ♪ HE'S A MASTER ♪
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♪ FREAKS! ♪
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- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
- ♪ HE'S A HORROR STORY ♪
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♪ FREAKS! ♪
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- ♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
- ♪ NOT THE KIND YOU WANT TO
BE FREAKING OUT WITH ♪
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♪ HIDEOUS MUTANT FREAKS ♪
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♪ DA-DA-DA-DA-DA. ♪
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( vocalizing )
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( music fades out )
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