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♪[opening title music]♪
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- [music playing]
- [door opening]
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- Vera, what the hell are you...
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- Sophie! How are you doing, pet?
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- I was just in the neighbourhood
on business and I thought...
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- Get out of my house!
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- Aww, Sophie, what's wrong, hun?
[gasps] Aww, trouble at work?
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- No wait, that would actually
mean you'd been employed by someone.
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- Accidentally trip a mousetrap?
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- Actually, crap-for-brains here went and...
- I have just been great!
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- Just took a trip to Russia.
Business, of course.
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- Oil Barons there.
Very nice. Very generous.
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- Very sensitive hearts though.
Much too easy to...break them.
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- [gasp] You know, you
should really go there!
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- I hear mail-order brides
earn just hundreds of rubles.
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- Oh, I didn't realise you were about
to trim your nails. I'll leave you be.
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- Oh, watch out for that one,
he's a tiger! Roar! [laughing] Ciao!
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- [door opening and closing]
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- Careful with that, Soph.
You'll hurt yourself.
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- [knife chopping]
- [LUCKY] [humming]
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- [stirring]
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- [JACK] Er...
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- When life gives you lemons,
squirt them in the fucker's face!
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- Or...lemonade? Watcha gonna
do when you get thirsty, aye?
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- [glug]
- [LUCKY] [gasp]
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- Erm...
- [JACK] [coughing and spluttering]
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- I...I just don't know what to do!
I don't know how to get out of this.
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- Maybe you don't have to get
out of it. Just keep your head down.
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- No, Black has a real hard on to kill me.
We're going to end up shooting each other's face off.
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- Really?
- Or spleens. Whatever.
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- Oh, calm down, Black is harmless.
Besides, Cameron really likes you.
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- Not exactly reassuring me with that one.
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- [rattling]
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- Why does you purse sound like maracas?
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- [CANDY] Lucky...
- Holy shit.
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- You've like enough Oxycontin to
kill, like...twelve Anna Nicola Smiths.
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- It's for a friend.
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- You friends with bears now?
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- I mean that in the, er...
animal sense, not porn sense.
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- Oh my god, there you go judging again.
- I'm not judging anything!
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- Yes you are. You're treating me like
some...I'm some sort of fucking crack whore!
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- Candy...you're way too
needy to be a crack whore.
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- Jeez, Lucky, I said it's for a friend.
- Pill-popping bouncer douchebag?
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- His name is Trevor.
- His name is Commander Dickweed...
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- and will remain Commander Dickweed.
- You can be a real douche to people.
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- And you love dating dicks! Big hard dicks!
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- Yes, the bigger, the harder, the better!
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- I'm gonna get going.
- ...I'll go to.
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- [car horn]
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- Asshole.
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- Afternoon, ma'am.
Detective Rodriguez, FBI.
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- Could I have a word?
- Alright.
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- So, been to any parties lately?
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- I haven't. Way too much paperwork.
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- Can you believe somebody tried
to kill a drug lord at a party?
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- Bodyguards and armed friends everywhere.
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- Course, they probably got a
helping of lead for their troubles.
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- Probably at the bottom of a bay by now.
- I don't know what you are talking about.
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- Ms. Roja, I've already
talked to the witnesses.
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- They say that you shot him.
Alvarez used you as a shield.
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- I don't care about that.
It's Alvarez that I want.
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- I can't help you.
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- You know, I talked to the
eggheads that do the paper trails.
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- They say Alvarez was trying to dump all
of his helpings onto someone new in his circle.
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- By the way, get any
really big gifts lately?
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- I've gotta go.
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- Look, nobody wants to
see you go down for this.
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- But if you don't help me,
or you won't help me...
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-I'm gonna have to start looking
at you in a whole nother light.
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- I've gotta go.
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- Alright, but if you change
you mind, do give me a call.
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- Thank you, Ms. Roja.
- [car door closing]
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- [blowing nose]
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- [coughing]
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- Erm, Jack?
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- [JACK] Yep.
- I think someone's kidnapped David.
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- [sigh] Christ.
- [LUCKY] Are we supposed to do something?
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- Get something to eat,
I suppose. [cough].
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- Don't you normally, like,
call, the police in this situation?
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- [JACK] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
Can't do that.
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- If we call the police,
spelt with an 'X', then...
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- "We will kill David real hard
and then torture him bad and"...
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- "we will know if you try cause
our hackers have hacked the police cops,"...
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- "so they can't get calls about
David. But if something goes wrong"...
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- "like there's a fire or something,
then you can still call the police"...
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- "and if the fire gets you
then you should stop, drop and roll."
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- [LUCKY] But...
- Oh, it's very simple.
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- David, our "badass and super-cool"...
- [DAVID V.O.] best friend forever...
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- [DAVID V.O.] has been
kidnapped by an evil wizard.
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- [DAVID V.O.] And if you still care
about him, like, even at all anymore...
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- [DAVID V.O.] then you have to do
a real, epic quest to save him.
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- [DAVID V.O.] like 'Lord of the Rings'
but with less stupid talking and more ninjas.
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- But we've got some time. Lunch?
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♪[jovial music]♪
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- [SOPHIE] I was the best.
People...begged...me.
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- Men fell on their knees to hire me.
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- And now, look at me now. Now, I'm...
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- [slam]
- Listen to me while I bitch about my life!
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- Ugh!
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- Sophie, maybe...maybe it's time
you got back on the horse, you know?
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- Thought about...thought about dating?
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- I mean, someone with
better impulse control?
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- [JEREMY] I'm just saying!
Maybe if you had someone who...
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- was a bit more...obedient.
Less irrational, irresponsibile and...
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- totally not fun, then you might not
sink into your armadillo armour of despair...
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- every time something goes wrong.
Now...
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- Important things.
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- What are we playing?
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- There's a riddle on the back.
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- [JACK] Ugh!!
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- Go ahead.
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- "You must find the guy with
one eye who says "Arr" at the Pav-lion."
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- Pav-lion? "Is where he...'arr'?!"
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- [sigh] It's a bloody enigma.
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- What's up?
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- Mmm, nothing. It's just
kinda nice to do something normal.
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- Normal?
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- You're on a scavenger hunt to rescue
your kidnapped friend from a dark wizard.
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- What the hell were you
doing before you came here?!
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- [SUIT GUY] It's everything.
The houses, the accounts...
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- the boats, the companies, the businesses.
It doesn't matter how clever you accountants are.
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- There is too much to hide.
The paper trail's too long.
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- Change it! Hide it,
burn it, fix it! I don't care!
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- What do I pay you?! Do something!
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- Fuck. Isn't there anything we can do?
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- What if we put it under
somebody else's name?
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- You mean, transfer everything to somebody
else? Put everything under their name?
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- Yeah, we'll make it look
like they are running the show.
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- Maybe. It's wouldn't fool anybody.
But it will get rid of a lot of evidence.
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- Has to be plausible though.
Has to be somebody close.
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- Do you have anybody in mind?
- Yeah, I've got an idea.
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- [heavy breathing]
- [knife slicing]
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- Hey, somebody's a
little bit jumpy, huh?
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- Nicotine craving.
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- Why don't you get a cigarette
from Black? He's around here somewhere.
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- No, thank you.
- What's the matter? You don't like Black?
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- No, I don't like Black.
He's the type of guy who can...
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- kill someone and then
make himself a fucking sandwich.
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- [CAMERON] Alright, that's true, but he's
a useful guy to have around when you need him.
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- Everyone's a useful guy to
have around when you need him.
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- So, do you want me to
get rid of him for you?
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♪[title music]♪
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- Er, actually...
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- I was thinking that, maybe I...
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- I think...
I should look for another job.
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- What's the matter?
You're not happy here?
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- [CAMERON] Don't I make you happy?
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- Erm...
♪[dramatic music]♪
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- I'm...I'm your cook.
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- I don't even know how that's relevant.
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- Don't be so fucking stupid!
- [glass smash]
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- You think I fucking
hire you to be my cook?!
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- No. I hired you 'cause
you're what I need right now.
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- You're honest with me. I'm surrounded by fucking
groupies, yes-men, little, lying motherfuckers.
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- But not you. I can trust you.
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- And you. You can trust me.
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- Don't you turn away from me!
- [slap]
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- [gasp]
- Not you, Lucky. Not you.
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- [CAMERON] Clear up this fucking mess.
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- Get in the car.
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- [LUCKY] That actually is really pretty.
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- Once you get inside it looks
like a cheap Chinese restuarant.
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- [clearing throat] Greetings...
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- [pirate voice] Arr!
Greetings, yeh landlubbers!
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- D'ya seek yer best doubloon, David?
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- Arr, well on your quest
ye shall 'ave a need o' this!
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- But before we can have it...
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- Arr! But before ye can have it,
ye must solve a riddle!
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- Or your first mate will be
damned to Scurvy Jones Locker!
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- 'Arr'right then.
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- The riddle?
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- Arr! It is greater than God,
is more evil than the devil...
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- the poor have it, the rich need it
and if you eat it, you'll die. What is it?
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- [LUCKY] It's nothing. It's nothing.
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- [LUCKY] Nothing is greater than God,
nothing is more evil than the devil...
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- the rich need nothing, the poor have
nothing and if you eat nothing, you'll die.
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- Arr! Ye be true! Take ye prezzie and
present it to the green fairy...at the pier!
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♪[gaming music]♪
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- [V.O.] Jeremy wins!
- [SOPHIE] This is bullshit!
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- This game is bullshit!
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- Practise makes perfect, dear sister.
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- [laughing] Practise? What the fuck
kinda loser practises this shit?!
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- I've spent my life acquiring actual
skills that can be used to kill actual people.
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- Not this made-up, bouncy...bullshit!
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- The artful, Yoshimitsu.
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- Yoshi-fuck-you!
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- Yes, studying how to kill people.
Mum must be so proud.
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- Proud enough to beg me to protect you
against some stupid, imaginary internet dangers...
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- Hey! Now those Chinese students,
they're a real threat, Sophie!
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- I called them out on their propaganda
lies and now my life is in danger.
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- So yeah, maybe I wouldn't need your
help if I could do some of the things...
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- that you can do. It's not the point.
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- Alright then.
- Alright then, what?
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- Alright, I'm gonna teach
you some skills you can use.
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- Thank...
- No.
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- Check me out! [battle scream]
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- OK. Now turn this crap off.
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- [car engine running]
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- Pass me the gun. Back seat.
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- Wait here.
- [car door opening]
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- [car door shutting]
♪[dramatic music]♪
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- [grunting] [heavy breathing]
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- [boot shutting]
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- [car door opening]
- [heavy breathing]
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- [car door closing]
- Let's go.
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- Hello, my turtle doves!
My young loves!
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- What brings such a beautiful
couple to this pier of whimsy?
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- We're searching for our friend, David.
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- Oh, might you be searching
for your friend, David?
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- I...yes.
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- Well, to find him you must see,
and to see, you must stop not seeing.
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- [JACK] What?
- Eye patch.
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- Oh, right...
- [FAIRY] Oh, frabtitionous joy!
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- Now, my wiggly-squigglyens,
you may answer my little riddle-diddle...
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- and get these adorable little glasses!
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- [FAIRY] I am the beginning of the end,
and the end of time and space.
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- I'm essential to creation and
surround every place. What am I?
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- The Letter 'E'.
- [FAIRY] Yes, yes, that's it!
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- [FAIRY] Now, my loves,
you must go to the ferris wheel.
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- There's a precious, little princess there!
A bundle of joy! You must go and speak to her.
221
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♪[marching drum music]♪
222
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:56,000
- Suspects intergrating with
a number of bizzare vagrants.
223
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,000
- Seem to be in search
of their missing 'David'.
224
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:04,500
- [OLLIE] People in bizzare costumes are
exchanging strange substances in glasses.
225
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,800
- Probably some sort
of brand-new superdrug.
226
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,700
- Could this be the
elusive 'David'...
227
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- Ooh! Oysters!
228
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:23,200
- [SOPHIE] Now, Jeremy.
You remember what happened the last time...
229
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- you got hold of a weapon?
230
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:30,600
- Yeah, took down one of the
world's most deadliest assassins.
231
00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,300
- [blade slashing]
- [screaming]
232
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- [laughing]...Sorry.
233
00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:44,300
- Well, since you managed
to screw up a simple blade,...
234
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:49,400
- we're going to start very slowly.
235
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:58,400
- Now, before I let you touch anything,
we're going to go over some basic safety precautions...
236
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:02,050
- Oh sweet! Is this one of those
sleeping darts you lob at people?!
237
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,600
- Like...[throwing sound].
And they're like...just...
238
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,800
- [sigh]
239
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:19,300
- Then you bring back the
grain and bring the chicken over.
240
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:28,200
- Greetings, wanderers. I am a
princess from a far-away country.
241
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:36,250
- Behold my magic stick...Which will
grant ye access to your final destination.
242
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,050
- [PRINCESS] But first, ye must...
243
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:45,650
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, riddle.
Riddle. Come on.
244
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:56,850
- The man who makes it doesn't want it.
The man who wants it doesn't use it.
245
00:23:57,350 --> 00:24:04,000
- The man who's using it doesn't
know he is using it. What is it?
246
00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:10,350
- A coffin.
247
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:15,300
- [groaning and spluttering]
248
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,900
- Hello, Leon.
249
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:26,300
- Now, Cameron didn't really
appreciate your little gatecrashing.
250
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,800
- [punch] [groaning]
- Found it rather impolite.
251
00:24:29,900 --> 00:24:34,100
- So, we thought we'd
come pay you a little visit.
252
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:37,500
- [punch] [groaning]
- See how you like it!
253
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:41,800
- [in Spanish] You son of a bitch!
[English] I'm gonna kill you!
254
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,500
- [LEON] You wouldn't fucking dare!
255
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,100
- [gunshot]
- [LUCKY] [scream]
256
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,300
- Here's your magic stick.
257
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:38,000
- Now you have to find the evil wizard.
He's on the beach somewhere.
258
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,000
- [WIZARD] Ho there, wanderers!
259
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:57,400
- Impressed art I that
thou have gained such wisdom!
260
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:04,500
- Surely thou musteth loveth thine friend
most indubitably to have travelléd so fareth!
261
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:12,300
- [gasp] A bargain! Thine friend shall be
released, if thy doth parteth with yon sceptre.
262
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,600
- What?
- [WIZARD] Yon sceptre.
263
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,700
- Giveth for thy friend.
264
00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:27,850
- Aha! Alas, you foolish cad!
I wrought deception!
265
00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:32,200
- Now, with yon sceptre,
I can ruleth the universe!
266
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:37,000
- Beholdeth my ninja army!
267
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,100
- [DAVID] Nooo!!
♪[battle music]♪
268
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,100
- [slashing]
- [groaning]
269
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,800
- [slow motion] Nooo!!
270
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:56,500
- No!
- [WIZARD] [evil laughter]
271
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:02,200
- [WIZARD] But this doth be impossible!
What dark power doth thou possesseth?!
272
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,700
- The power of friendship!
273
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:10,800
- Agh! Alas, my nefarious plans thwarted!
274
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:16,400
- However did I thinketh I could
conquer thee, O magnificent and badass one?!
275
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:22,000
- [DAVID] Victory!
- [WIZARD] Agh! I am vanquished!
276
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:27,350
- [sobbing] If only I hadeth
a friend as valiant and bitchin'!
277
00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:33,800
- Thine friends shouldeth be grateful to haveth
such an awesome, chill dude sucheth as thee!
278
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:40,400
- They shouldeth stop doing stuff and
ditching thou doing cool stuff withouteth thee.
279
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,200
- I think you're right, wizard.
I think you're right.
280
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,000
- [JACK] Well, conquering hero...
281
00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:54,300
- D'ya wanna come back
and play Call of Duty?
282
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,900
- Fuck yeah!
283
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,000
♪[piano music]♪
284
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,400
♪[ending title music]♪
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