All language subtitles for Bunheads.S01E15_English

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch Download
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish Download
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,547 --> 00:00:07,777 PREVIOUSLY ON "BUNHEADS"... 2 00:00:07,778 --> 00:00:09,418 YOUR FATHER HAS A SPECIAL SOMEONE. 3 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:10,920 WE GOTTA MAKE MONEY OFF THIS PLACE. 4 00:00:10,921 --> 00:00:12,781 - BY DOING WHAT? - WHAT ABOUT... 5 00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:13,853 A THEATER? 6 00:00:13,854 --> 00:00:14,934 THE CLOSET DOOR OPENED. 7 00:00:14,926 --> 00:00:16,386 HE SAYS HE'S MOVING TO SAN JOSE, 8 00:00:16,387 --> 00:00:17,957 SHE SAYS SHE'S MOVING TO ENCINO. 9 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:19,359 I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK WHERE I WANT TO GO. 10 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,460 WE'RE BUILDING AN AMPHITHEATER. 11 00:00:20,461 --> 00:00:21,891 NOW THIS I'M INTERESTED IN. 12 00:00:21,893 --> 00:00:23,533 - YOU'RE INTERESTED IN? - PARTNERING. 13 00:00:23,534 --> 00:00:25,604 - WHO GAVE YOU FLOWERPOTS? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 14 00:00:25,596 --> 00:00:27,796 THIS IS MY BROTHER SCOTTY. SCOTTY, THIS IS GODOT. 15 00:00:27,799 --> 00:00:28,869 WELL HELLO, YOUNG MAN. 16 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:30,870 SASHA'S AWOL TOO BY THE WAY. 17 00:00:30,872 --> 00:00:31,942 WELL, I KNOW WHERE SHE IS. 18 00:00:31,943 --> 00:00:32,943 APARTMENT HUNTING. AND SHE FOUND ONE. 19 00:00:34,145 --> 00:00:35,405 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 20 00:00:35,406 --> 00:00:37,146 KEEP IT LIGHT, WATCH YOUR SPACING. 21 00:00:37,148 --> 00:00:38,678 DANCE AS ONE. 22 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,380 ( piano playing ) 23 00:00:41,382 --> 00:00:42,782 I'M THINKING OF GETTING BANGS. 24 00:00:42,784 --> 00:00:43,824 OH YEAH? 25 00:00:43,815 --> 00:00:45,155 SOMETHING DIFFERENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 26 00:00:45,156 --> 00:00:47,386 YOU NEED A CHANGE? 27 00:00:47,389 --> 00:00:48,519 WELL, YEAH. 28 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,790 YOUR LIFE IS BORING? 29 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:51,621 - GINNY-- - YOUR FRIENDS ARE BORING? 30 00:00:51,623 --> 00:00:52,823 OH BOY. 31 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:55,174 NEW LIFE, NEW FRIENDS, 32 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,696 NEW BANGS. 33 00:00:56,698 --> 00:00:59,528 MOVING THE FEET, NOT THE MOUTHS, LADIES. 34 00:00:59,531 --> 00:01:01,431 GINNY PLEASE, GET OVER THIS COZETTE THING. 35 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:02,973 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT ROLLER DERBY, 36 00:01:02,974 --> 00:01:04,544 BUT I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. 37 00:01:04,536 --> 00:01:06,436 NOT MY PARENTS OR MY BROTHER. 38 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:07,708 YOUR BROTHER? 39 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:10,079 - I JUST MEAN-- - YOU DIDN'T TELL CHARLIE? 40 00:01:10,082 --> 00:01:11,542 BUT YOU'RE SO CLOSE WITH HIM. 41 00:01:11,543 --> 00:01:13,553 YOU TELL CHARLIE EVERYTHING. 42 00:01:15,687 --> 00:01:18,817 - I WAS JUST-- - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T TELL CHARLIE. 43 00:01:18,821 --> 00:01:20,691 IF YOU DIDN'T TELL CHARLIE, 44 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:23,832 THEN CLEARLY, I'M OVERREACTING. 45 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:25,696 AREN'T I? 46 00:01:25,698 --> 00:01:27,498 AREN'T I OVERREACTING? 47 00:01:27,499 --> 00:01:29,699 - UH... - THERE'S NO GOOD ANSWER, BOO. 48 00:01:29,702 --> 00:01:32,712 SAY YOUR BEST FRIEND SUDDENLY HAD A SECRET LIFE 49 00:01:32,705 --> 00:01:34,065 THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT. 50 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:36,836 WHEN YOU FOUND OUT, WOULD YOU FEEL MAD, BETRAYED? 51 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:38,709 LIKE MAYBE YOUR BEST FRIEND WASN'T ACTUALLY 52 00:01:38,711 --> 00:01:39,911 YOUR BEST FRIEND AT ALL? 53 00:01:39,912 --> 00:01:41,442 - WELL-- - OR... 54 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:43,854 ONCE YOU FOUND OUT SHE DIDN'T TELL HER BROTHER EITHER, 55 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,976 WOULD YOU FEEL FINE AND FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED? 56 00:01:45,978 --> 00:01:47,218 - I MISSED YOU. - WHAT? 57 00:01:47,219 --> 00:01:49,719 Fanny: A CLOSED MOUTH IS A PRETTY MOUTH. 58 00:01:49,722 --> 00:01:51,182 - SORRY. - WHATEVER. 59 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:53,833 I TALKED TO HER TWICE. IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 60 00:01:53,826 --> 00:01:55,486 - SHE NAMED YOU. - COME ON. 61 00:01:55,488 --> 00:01:56,958 CLEO-SMACKTRA? HOW MANY SECONDS OF THOUGHT 62 00:01:56,959 --> 00:01:58,029 DID SHE PUT INTO THAT ONE? 63 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,560 ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING AGAIN? 64 00:01:59,562 --> 00:02:00,832 I DON'T KNOW. I AM THE LAST ONE 65 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:02,503 TO KNOW ANYTHING IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 66 00:02:02,495 --> 00:02:06,565 UNBELIEVABLE. I TURN MY BACK FOR FIVE MINUTES. 67 00:02:06,569 --> 00:02:08,699 COZETTE JUST HAPPENED TO BE AT THE RINK WHEN I WAS THERE. 68 00:02:08,701 --> 00:02:09,841 IT'S NOT LIKE I CALLED HER UP AND SAID 69 00:02:09,842 --> 00:02:11,702 "I'LL TELL YOU ALL MY SECRETS, COZETTE." 70 00:02:11,704 --> 00:02:13,254 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE C-WORD ANYMORE. 71 00:02:13,246 --> 00:02:14,976 OF COURSE, RIGHT TO COZETTE. 72 00:02:14,978 --> 00:02:16,248 THAT'S THE CHOREOGRAPHY. 73 00:02:16,249 --> 00:02:18,179 SHE PROBABLY CAST SOME KIND OF SPELL ON MADAME FANNY 74 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,851 TO MAKE IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT. 75 00:02:19,853 --> 00:02:22,193 COZETTE CAN DO ANYTHING. COZETTE'S A WIZARD. 76 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:24,185 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE C-WORD? 77 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,857 I'M SORRY ABOUT GINNY. 78 00:02:25,859 --> 00:02:27,789 I LOVE HER, BUT SHE'S STUBBORN. 79 00:02:27,791 --> 00:02:29,191 JUST GIVE HER TIME. 80 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,722 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. 81 00:02:30,724 --> 00:02:31,874 WHO'S GINNY? 82 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:33,825 SHE'S MAGIC AND PERFECT, 83 00:02:33,827 --> 00:02:36,167 AND WORLDLY, AND SO SO HIP. 84 00:02:36,169 --> 00:02:38,169 SHE'S CARNABY STREET IN POINTE SHOES. 85 00:02:38,171 --> 00:02:40,701 WHEN DID WE EVEN MEET COZETTE? 86 00:02:40,704 --> 00:02:41,784 I'M COZETTE. 87 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:49,741 ( piano song ends ) 88 00:02:49,743 --> 00:02:52,523 WHAT A WONDERFUL FIRST TRY. 89 00:02:52,516 --> 00:02:55,186 IT REMINDS ME OF A TIME WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SOLOIST 90 00:02:55,189 --> 00:02:56,719 IN "LES SYLPHIDES" 91 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:57,990 AND I WAS HAVING A TERRIBLE FIGHT 92 00:02:57,991 --> 00:02:59,521 WITH A NYMPH-- 93 00:02:59,523 --> 00:03:01,733 OR A NYMPHO, WHICH IS A MORE ACCURATE DESCRIPTION 94 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:03,725 AND THE ACTUAL REASON FOR OUR FIGHT. 95 00:03:03,727 --> 00:03:06,857 ANYHOW WE WOUND UP HAVING WORDS DURING REHEARSAL. 96 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:08,860 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 97 00:03:08,863 --> 00:03:12,643 WE BOTH WATCHED OPENING NIGHT FROM THE CONCESSION STAND IN THE LOBBY. 98 00:03:13,938 --> 00:03:16,268 SO WITH THAT IN MIND... 99 00:03:17,972 --> 00:03:19,972 ( piano music playing ) 100 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:28,020 ( theme music playing ) 101 00:04:28,884 --> 00:04:30,824 OH, I FORGOT. 102 00:04:30,816 --> 00:04:31,886 I BROUGHT MY OWN BAGS. 103 00:04:31,887 --> 00:04:33,947 - LET'S GO. - ( groaning ) 104 00:04:33,949 --> 00:04:35,219 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 105 00:04:35,220 --> 00:04:36,350 COULD YOU GUYS OPEN UP ANOTHER REGISTER? 106 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:37,752 COME ON. 107 00:04:38,854 --> 00:04:40,864 AND THAT'S THE STAGE 108 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,726 WITH SEATING ALL AROUND. 109 00:04:42,728 --> 00:04:44,928 OH, AND WE'RE GOING TO HANG LANTERNS 110 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,130 IN ALL THE TREES. 111 00:04:46,131 --> 00:04:48,361 THEY'LL BE DIMMED BEFORE THE PERFORMANCES. 112 00:04:48,364 --> 00:04:50,214 PRETTY. NO, NOT YOU, SAUL. 113 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:51,866 WHY WOULD I CALL YOU PRETTY? 114 00:04:51,867 --> 00:04:53,207 I HOPE THE STAGE IS BIG ENOUGH. 115 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,669 DO YOU THINK THE STAGE IS BIG ENOUGH? 116 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,010 FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW, OR? 117 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:57,342 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S FINE. 118 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:58,953 WHOA, HEY. IF YOU NEED A BIGGER STAGE, 119 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:00,075 LET'S MAKE A BIGGER STAGE. 120 00:05:00,076 --> 00:05:01,346 THEY'RE TWO WEEKS LATE ON RENT. 121 00:05:01,347 --> 00:05:03,217 GO FIND SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS LITHUANIAN DEADBEAT 122 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,219 AND TELL THEM TO GET OUT. 123 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,950 - I AM SO EXCITED. - I KNOW. 124 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:07,152 I'M WEARING THAT SHIRT YOU HATE 125 00:05:07,153 --> 00:05:08,353 AND YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME WHAT BUM I HAD TO ROLL 126 00:05:08,354 --> 00:05:09,894 TO GET IT YET. 127 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,086 WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK OF THE STAGE? 128 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:12,227 IT'S REALLY COOL. 129 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:13,888 I'VE NEVER DANCED OUTSIDE BEFORE. 130 00:05:13,890 --> 00:05:15,760 IF THE STAGE IS GONNA BE BIGGER, 131 00:05:15,762 --> 00:05:17,292 WE HAVE TO TELL FAT BOB AND SKINNY DON. 132 00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:19,803 Fanny: AND I SWORE TO THEM THAT WE'D FINALIZED EVERYTHING. 133 00:05:19,796 --> 00:05:21,336 THIS WILL NOT MAKE THEM HAPPY. 134 00:05:21,337 --> 00:05:23,867 LADIES, WE ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE THEM HAPPY. 135 00:05:23,870 --> 00:05:25,200 THIS IS FOR US AND THE KIDS. 136 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:27,341 HEY! FAT BOB AND SKINNY DON. 137 00:05:27,343 --> 00:05:29,083 OH, WE DON'T USUALLY CALL THEM THAT TO THEIR FACE. 138 00:05:29,075 --> 00:05:31,145 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? - WE WANT TO MAKE THE STAGE BIGGER. 139 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:32,277 THEY WANT TO MAKE THE STAGE BIGGER. 140 00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:33,278 WE ALREADY ORDERED THE WOOD. 141 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,349 LAST WEEK. 142 00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:35,811 MADE THE CALL, WROTE THE CHECK. 143 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:36,952 WELL, CAN YOU ORDER MORE, 144 00:05:36,953 --> 00:05:38,693 OR IS THAT THE LAST WOOD IN THE WORLD? 145 00:05:38,685 --> 00:05:40,215 UH, YEAH, THE SARCASM HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED. 146 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:42,917 BUT SEE, NOW, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME LAG TIME. 147 00:05:42,919 --> 00:05:44,389 - TWO, THREE... - FOUR, FIVE... 148 00:05:44,391 --> 00:05:45,421 - WEEKS. - MONTHS. 149 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:46,922 - MONTHS? - COME ON. 150 00:05:46,923 --> 00:05:48,933 GIVE ME THE BOTTOM LINE HERE, FAT BOB AND SKINNY DON. 151 00:05:48,925 --> 00:05:49,995 OH, JEEZ, WELL-- 152 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,426 SAVE IT FOR SPIELBERG, OLIVIER. 153 00:05:51,428 --> 00:05:52,898 - GIVE ME THE NUMBER. - 10. 154 00:05:52,899 --> 00:05:53,899 - 10? - DONE. 155 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,030 AND YOU KNOW, A BIGGER STAGE 156 00:05:55,032 --> 00:05:56,102 IS GONNA NEED MORE LIGHTS. 157 00:05:56,103 --> 00:05:57,773 - FINE. - THAT MEANS TWO... 158 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,114 - THREE... - FOUR EXTRA BANKS. 159 00:05:59,106 --> 00:06:00,976 - DO IT. - WAIT, MILLY, 160 00:06:00,978 --> 00:06:02,738 THAT'S TOO MUCH. WE DON'T NEED MORE LIGHTS. 161 00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:03,939 YEAH, WE'LL JUST SHOVE THE UGLY KIDS 162 00:06:03,941 --> 00:06:05,011 IN THE DARK SPOTS. 163 00:06:05,012 --> 00:06:06,742 MORE LIGHTS WILL MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL. 164 00:06:06,744 --> 00:06:07,954 IT HAS TO BE BEAUTIFUL. 165 00:06:07,945 --> 00:06:09,885 EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AT THE BALLET. 166 00:06:09,887 --> 00:06:11,017 YOU DONE FLEECING ME YET? 167 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:12,888 - PROBABLY NOT. - GO BUILD SOMETHING. 168 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,490 WELL, IF WE'RE GETTING NOISE COMPLAINTS 169 00:06:14,491 --> 00:06:16,091 TELL THEM THEY CAN'T RUN THEIR HEART-LUNG MACHINE 170 00:06:16,093 --> 00:06:17,153 BETWEEN 10:00 AND 6:00. 171 00:06:17,154 --> 00:06:18,504 MICHELLE, I HAVE TO SAY 172 00:06:18,495 --> 00:06:20,495 IT WAS A STROKE OF GENIUS GETTING MILLY 173 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:21,828 INVOLVED WITH THIS. 174 00:06:21,829 --> 00:06:23,129 WOW, THANKS. 175 00:06:23,130 --> 00:06:25,230 AND THAT SHIRT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FREEWAY UNDERPASS. 176 00:06:25,232 --> 00:06:27,102 Milly: TELL ME AGAIN THE TOTAL PROFIT AFTER EXPENSES. 177 00:06:27,104 --> 00:06:29,774 ( laughing ) TELL ME AGAIN. 178 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:30,907 I LOVE MONEY. 179 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,110 LET ME JUST GET YOU THOSE CHECKS 180 00:06:34,111 --> 00:06:35,841 AND I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 181 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:37,043 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE WE NEED? 182 00:06:37,044 --> 00:06:39,854 OH, NO. YOU'VE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE GODSEND, MILLY. 183 00:06:39,847 --> 00:06:41,117 REALLY. EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE HAS BEEN 184 00:06:41,118 --> 00:06:42,448 JUST ABOUT PERFECT. 185 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,820 JUST ABOUT? 186 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:45,181 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "JUST ABOUT?" 187 00:06:45,183 --> 00:06:47,233 NO. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 188 00:06:47,225 --> 00:06:49,955 THE COSTUMES THE PARENTS ARE MAKING ARE GOING TO BE LOVELY. 189 00:06:49,957 --> 00:06:51,957 WE WON'T EVEN MISS THE PROFESSIONALLY MADE ONES. 190 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,990 SHOULDN'T WE HAVE THOSE? 191 00:06:52,991 --> 00:06:54,961 WELL, IN A PERFECT WORLD. 192 00:06:54,963 --> 00:06:56,063 I LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD. 193 00:06:56,064 --> 00:06:57,444 I THINK WE'LL BE FINE. 194 00:06:57,435 --> 00:06:59,765 LOOK, IF I SPEND ALL THIS MONEY ON A THEATER 195 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:00,967 AND THEN THE DANCERS SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE 196 00:07:00,969 --> 00:07:02,439 A BUS AND TRUCK TOUR OF "OLIVER," 197 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,370 I MIGHT AS WELL BE INVESTING IN PUBLIC TELEVISION. 198 00:07:04,372 --> 00:07:06,342 - ORDER THE COSTUMES. - ARE YOU SURE? 199 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:07,784 I AM POSITIVE. 200 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:09,046 YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 201 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,047 THESE BEAUTIFUL COSTUMES WILL PUT THOSE 202 00:07:11,049 --> 00:07:13,249 SECONDHAND USHER OUTFITS TO SHAME. 203 00:07:13,251 --> 00:07:14,251 SO EVIL. 204 00:07:14,252 --> 00:07:15,982 USHERS. DO WE HAVE THOSE? 205 00:07:15,984 --> 00:07:18,394 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WE DON'T NEED THEM. 206 00:07:18,386 --> 00:07:20,386 SMART. YOU SEE, MICHELLE? 207 00:07:20,388 --> 00:07:22,458 THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE A BUSINESS PARTNER FOR. 208 00:07:22,461 --> 00:07:24,461 TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHERE TO CUT THE COSTS. 209 00:07:24,463 --> 00:07:25,463 NO USHERS. 210 00:07:25,464 --> 00:07:26,904 WAIT, I WANT USHERS. 211 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:28,565 - WELL, MAYBE NEXT YEAR. - THIS YEAR. 212 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,827 LET'S GIVE IT SIX MONTHS. 213 00:07:29,828 --> 00:07:31,228 NOW, I WANT THEM NOW. HOW MANY? 214 00:07:31,229 --> 00:07:33,429 - 10? - 20. 215 00:07:33,432 --> 00:07:35,032 20 USHERS, ALL BOYS. 216 00:07:35,033 --> 00:07:36,183 TALL, BUILT, FIND THEM. 217 00:07:36,175 --> 00:07:37,905 ( cellphone rings ) 218 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,576 STONE HERE. 219 00:07:39,578 --> 00:07:41,978 FATHER LUKE, THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK. 220 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:44,040 I UNDERSTAND YOUR RELIGIOUS TRADITION 221 00:07:44,043 --> 00:07:45,583 CALLS FOR HANGING A LOT OF PARAPHERNALIA, 222 00:07:45,584 --> 00:07:46,954 BUT IT'S DESTROYING MY WALLS. 223 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:48,845 I MEAN, IT'S THREE NAILS FOR EVERY CRUCIFIX. 224 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:50,447 YOU'RE KILLING ME. 225 00:07:50,449 --> 00:07:51,589 - WE GOOD? - WE'RE PERFECT. 226 00:07:51,590 --> 00:07:53,320 AND EVIL. 227 00:07:53,322 --> 00:07:55,592 GOOD-BYE, MILLY. 228 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:58,264 COSTUMES, USHER UNIFORMS, 229 00:07:58,257 --> 00:07:59,457 USHERS. 230 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:00,598 WE NEED ALL THOSE THINGS. 231 00:08:00,599 --> 00:08:01,929 I'M JUST WONDERING, 232 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,261 ARE YOU PUTTING OUT FOR ALL OF THIS? 233 00:08:03,262 --> 00:08:04,402 'CAUSE THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME SORT OF 234 00:08:04,403 --> 00:08:06,343 QUID PRO QUO GOING ON HERE. 235 00:08:06,335 --> 00:08:07,905 DON'T BE VULGAR. 236 00:08:07,907 --> 00:08:09,367 I'M DOING IT FOR THE ART. 237 00:08:09,368 --> 00:08:10,568 AND FOR THE CHILDREN. 238 00:08:10,570 --> 00:08:11,970 HEY, I'M NOT JUDGING. 239 00:08:11,971 --> 00:08:13,311 AS LONG AS THE LADY'S PAYING FOR IT, 240 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:14,912 WHY NOT TAKE THE VICUNA? 241 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:18,976 ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN. 242 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,178 FIRST POSITION, PLIES. 243 00:08:23,953 --> 00:08:25,153 - RAINCOAT? - BRING IT. 244 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:26,634 - BIKINI? - BRING IT. 245 00:08:26,626 --> 00:08:27,986 - PAJAMA JEANS? - BRING THEM. 246 00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:29,887 - HANDCUFFS? - TOSS THEM IN. 247 00:08:29,889 --> 00:08:32,189 HARD HAT, WAFFLE IRON, BANANARAMA BOX SET? 248 00:08:32,192 --> 00:08:33,562 WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO WITH A WAFFLE IRON? 249 00:08:33,563 --> 00:08:35,573 SCOTTY, COME ON. TELL ME WHAT THIS THING IS. 250 00:08:35,565 --> 00:08:37,095 HEY, IT'S MY LAST NIGHT. 251 00:08:37,097 --> 00:08:38,567 AND THE RULES ARE WHOEVER HAS THE LAST NIGHT 252 00:08:38,568 --> 00:08:41,038 GETS TO CHOOSE THE LAST NIGHT BLOWOUT ACTIVITY. 253 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:43,101 - DON'T FLOUT THE RULES. - BUT I NEED DETAILS. 254 00:08:43,103 --> 00:08:44,303 I TOLD YOU, IT'S IN THE DESERT. 255 00:08:44,304 --> 00:08:46,484 - IT'S LIKE BURNING MAN. - WHICH MEANS NOTHING. 256 00:08:46,476 --> 00:08:48,506 - YOU'VE HEARD OF BURNING MAN. - YES, I'VE HEARD OF BURNING MAN, 257 00:08:48,508 --> 00:08:50,078 BUT SINCE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BURNING MAN, 258 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,410 I CAN ONLY GUESS WHAT TAKES PLACE. 259 00:08:51,411 --> 00:08:52,611 LIKE DO THEY REALLY BURN A MAN? 260 00:08:52,612 --> 00:08:54,182 AND WHO IS THIS MAN? IS HE ANNOYING? 261 00:08:54,184 --> 00:08:56,164 - DOES HE HAVE IT COMING? - YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT. 262 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:57,356 OKAY, WELL AT LEAST ANSWER ME THIS. 263 00:08:57,357 --> 00:08:59,017 WHEN WE GET THERE, WILL THERE BE A BATHROOM? 264 00:08:59,019 --> 00:09:00,359 DEFINE BATHROOM. 265 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,360 ( sighs ) NICE SEEING YOU. 266 00:09:02,362 --> 00:09:03,362 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME. 267 00:09:03,363 --> 00:09:04,973 OH, COME ON. DID I COMPLAIN 268 00:09:04,965 --> 00:09:06,365 WHEN YOU VISITED ME AND MADE ME GO SEE 269 00:09:06,366 --> 00:09:07,896 DRAG QUEEN BINGO? 270 00:09:07,898 --> 00:09:09,028 VEHEMENTLY. 271 00:09:09,029 --> 00:09:10,369 'CAUSE IT WAS HORRIBLE AND I LOST. 272 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:11,900 YEAH, THAT WAS FUN. 273 00:09:11,902 --> 00:09:13,102 WELL, COME ON, THIS WILL BE FUN TOO. 274 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:14,983 COME ON, IT'LL BE LIKE ALL THOSE COOL ROAD TRIPS 275 00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:16,005 WE TOOK AS KIDS. 276 00:09:16,006 --> 00:09:17,076 WHAT COOL ROAD TRIPS? 277 00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:19,037 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THE GRAND CANYON, 278 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:20,339 NEW ORLEANS, SUN STUDIOS, 279 00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:21,611 THE SMOKY MOUNTAINS. 280 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:24,322 - FAKE. - SMOKY MOUNTAINS ARE FAKE? 281 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:25,515 THE TRIPS WERE FAKE. 282 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:27,086 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 283 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,647 MOM USED TO TAKE US ON FAKE TRIPS. 284 00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:30,449 - YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? - NO. 285 00:09:30,451 --> 00:09:32,151 SHE'D PUT US IN THE CAR REALLY LATE AT NIGHT 286 00:09:32,153 --> 00:09:33,623 AND THEN DRIVE US AROUND FOR HOURS 287 00:09:33,624 --> 00:09:35,364 UNTIL WE FELL ASLEEP. AND THEN WHEN WE WOKE UP, 288 00:09:35,356 --> 00:09:38,026 SHE'D CONVINCE US THAT WE JUST HAD A REALLY FUN ADVENTURE. 289 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:39,358 NO. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 290 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,460 I REMEMBER THAT THING WITH THE BALLOONS. 291 00:09:41,462 --> 00:09:43,102 - NEVER HAPPENED. - YES. 292 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,074 THERE WERE LIKE THESE HUGE RED BALLOONS 293 00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:46,306 WITH RIBBONS HANGING DOWN. 294 00:09:46,307 --> 00:09:48,237 - I'M AFRAID NOT. - THE WIND KICKED UP 295 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,369 AND WE HELD THE RIBBONS AND WE RODE ON THEM? 296 00:09:52,713 --> 00:09:55,523 - NO BALLOONS? - SHE GASLIGHTED US, DUDE. 297 00:09:55,516 --> 00:09:57,376 THAT WAS MY SECOND FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY. 298 00:09:59,721 --> 00:10:02,081 DON McLEAN DIDN'T PLAY YOUR FIFTH BIRTHDAY PARTY. 299 00:10:04,185 --> 00:10:06,185 I'LL GIVE YOU SOME SPACE. 300 00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:16,035 I JUST MOVED IN SO I NEED TO GET THE POWER TURNED ON. 301 00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:18,037 BY TOMORROW WOULD BE GREAT ACTUALLY. 302 00:10:18,039 --> 00:10:20,039 A CREDIT CARD? WELL, I DO. 303 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,441 I MEAN, IT'S TECHNICALLY MY PARENTS', 304 00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:23,383 BUT THEY TAKE IT AT THE MALL, SO... 305 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:25,505 CAN WE JUST SKIP THE DEPOSIT? 306 00:10:25,507 --> 00:10:27,047 I'M VERY RESPONSIBLE. 307 00:10:27,048 --> 00:10:29,248 IT'S TRUE. SHE'S NEVER BEEN DRUNK OR PREGNANT. 308 00:10:29,251 --> 00:10:31,381 LOOK, CAN I JUST GIVE YOU CASH? 309 00:10:31,383 --> 00:10:34,063 OH. I DON'T THINK THE ATM 310 00:10:34,056 --> 00:10:35,386 WILL GIVE ME THAT MUCH. 311 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,187 REALLY? 312 00:10:37,189 --> 00:10:39,589 WOW, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY GONE INSIDE A BANK BEFORE. 313 00:10:39,591 --> 00:10:43,071 YES. IT WILL BE AN ADVENTURE. 314 00:10:43,065 --> 00:10:44,125 THANK YOU. 315 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:46,996 ANYONE KNOW WHERE A BANK IS? 316 00:10:46,999 --> 00:10:49,399 THAT IS A VERY LONG TO-DO LIST. 317 00:10:49,401 --> 00:10:52,201 CABLE, PHONE, INTERNET, ELECTRICITY... 318 00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,544 - WHAT ABOUT GAS? - WHAT ABOUT IT? 319 00:10:53,535 --> 00:10:55,175 IS YOUR WATER HEATER ELECTRIC OR GAS? 320 00:10:55,177 --> 00:10:57,207 - I HAVE NO IDEA. - IT'S PROBABLY GAS. 321 00:10:57,209 --> 00:10:58,179 CALLING THE GAS COMPANY. 322 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,710 THIS IS A LOT OF WORK. 323 00:10:59,712 --> 00:11:01,582 BUT IT'S WORTH IT. THE APARTMENT IS AWESOME. 324 00:11:01,584 --> 00:11:03,054 I MEAN, IT NEEDED A LITTLE JEUJE. 325 00:11:03,045 --> 00:11:04,585 A PAINT JOB, NEW SINK, 326 00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:06,187 I'M PULLING UP THE CARPETS. 327 00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:08,048 PEOPLE WHO COVER UP THEIR HARDWOOD FLOORS 328 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:11,120 DESERVE THEIR OWN POORLY DECORATED SECTION OF HELL. 329 00:11:11,123 --> 00:11:12,353 WOW, YOU SEEM SO GROWN UP. 330 00:11:12,354 --> 00:11:14,264 HEY, DID I LEAVE MY DANCE BAG IN YOUR MOM'S CAR? 331 00:11:14,256 --> 00:11:17,056 I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW WHO WOULD KNOW? 332 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:19,059 - HOW WOULD SHE KNOW? - SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 333 00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:20,731 I FIGURE SHE CAN USE HER MELANIE LOJACK SYSTEM 334 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:22,273 AND TRACK THAT SUCKER RIGHT DOWN. 335 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,535 OH, HERE. FOR YOU, 336 00:11:23,536 --> 00:11:25,206 AND YOU, AND YOU. 337 00:11:25,208 --> 00:11:26,738 - WHAT'S THIS? - I AM OFFICIALLY INVITING YOU 338 00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,309 TO MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 339 00:11:28,311 --> 00:11:30,141 SORRY IT'S SO LAST MINUTE, BUT I THOUGHT HEAT AND LIGHT 340 00:11:30,143 --> 00:11:31,243 WOULD MAKE IT MORE FESTIVE. 341 00:11:31,244 --> 00:11:32,424 WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I BRING CARL? 342 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,145 NO. NO ONE BRINGS ANYONE. 343 00:11:34,147 --> 00:11:35,477 IT'S JUST THE FOUR OF US. 344 00:11:35,478 --> 00:11:38,118 YES, AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE I'M INVITING. 345 00:11:38,121 --> 00:11:39,381 WHO? WHO ARE YOU INVITING? 346 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:41,382 WELL, FREAK, SOME GIRLS FROM CLASS, 347 00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:43,064 MICHELLE, THE THREE PEOPLE I LIKE AT SCHOOL, 348 00:11:43,056 --> 00:11:45,126 AND MY NEIGHBORS SO THEY CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE. 349 00:11:45,128 --> 00:11:47,788 ( laughing ) 350 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,531 ARE YOU INVITING COZETTE? 351 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:50,732 WELL, SHE'S IN OUR CLASS. 352 00:11:50,734 --> 00:11:52,404 - IF SHE COMES, COUNT ME OUT. - SERIOUSLY? 353 00:11:52,395 --> 00:11:53,495 - GINNY, COME ON. - WHAT COME ON? 354 00:11:53,496 --> 00:11:54,836 FOUR'S COMPANY. FIVE'S A CROWD. 355 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:56,468 FINE. IF GINNY'S NOT GOING, I'M NOT GOING. 356 00:11:56,469 --> 00:11:58,099 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. - I WANT TO. 357 00:11:58,101 --> 00:11:59,271 IT'S NOT ON MY ACCOUNT, I HOPE. 358 00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:00,542 OF COURSE IT'S ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 359 00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:01,754 - THEN GO. YES. - NO. 360 00:12:01,745 --> 00:12:03,405 OH MY GOD. 361 00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:08,349 WE HAVEN'T BEEN PROPERLY INTRODUCED. I'M SASHA. 362 00:12:08,351 --> 00:12:09,481 I WAS PLANNING ON INVITING YOU 363 00:12:09,483 --> 00:12:10,753 TO A HOUSEWARMING PARTY I'M HAVING 364 00:12:10,754 --> 00:12:12,124 SO WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, 365 00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,415 BUT MY FRIENDS OVER THERE ARE RE-ENACTING 366 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:14,687 THE LAST THIRD OF "BENJAMIN BUTTON" 367 00:12:14,688 --> 00:12:16,088 AND WILL SOON TURN FOUR. 368 00:12:16,089 --> 00:12:17,419 SO WOULD IT BE OKAY IF WE JUST GRABBED 369 00:12:17,421 --> 00:12:18,861 A COFFEE SOMETIME INSTEAD? 370 00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,862 - COOL BEANS. - I'M INTERPRETING THAT AS A YES. 371 00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:21,874 SO, THANK YOU. 372 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:26,868 NO COZETTE. OKAY? 373 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,870 KIM, KHLOE? 374 00:12:28,872 --> 00:12:30,732 TRUCE FOR THE EVENING? 375 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:31,744 GOOD. 376 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,409 SO, DO I GET TO BRING CARL? 377 00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:40,542 IT'S AN ANNUAL EVENT IN THE DESERT 378 00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:42,754 THAT IS A CELEBRATION OF SELF-EXPRESSION. 379 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,416 YEAH, BUT WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT BATHROOMS? 380 00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:46,888 OH, LOOK AT THESE PICTURES. MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 381 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,691 YEAH YEAH YEAH. IS THERE A PICTURE OF THE BATHROOMS? 382 00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,702 "AN EXPERIMENT IN COMMUNAL LIVING." 383 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:53,295 I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. YOU WIND UP NEVER HAVING A CLEAN TOWEL. 384 00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:54,757 OOH, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE? 385 00:12:54,759 --> 00:12:56,759 - A ROCK. - OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BATHROOM. 386 00:12:56,761 --> 00:12:59,761 ARE YOU PLANNING ON EATING A GREAT DEAL OF ROADSIDE FOOD 387 00:12:59,764 --> 00:13:01,874 AND HAVING SOME TERRIBLE REACTION ONCE YOU GET THERE? 388 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,536 I JUST HAVE A THING ABOUT BATHROOMS, OKAY? 389 00:13:03,538 --> 00:13:05,868 I WANT ONE WITHIN A GOOD 10-MILE RADIUS. 390 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,410 YOU'RE AN ARTIST. YOU NEED TO BE OPEN TO NEW THINGS. 391 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,873 THAT'S HOW I FELT ABOUT WOODSTOCK. 392 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,424 YOU WENT TO WOODSTOCK? 393 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,876 I DIDN'T WANT TO AT FIRST. 394 00:13:12,877 --> 00:13:14,617 BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST 395 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:15,879 EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE. 396 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,420 BECAUSE I GAVE MYSELF OVER TO IT. 397 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,893 ALL I REMEMBER IS THIS WARM GOOEY HAZE OF A WEEKEND 398 00:13:21,886 --> 00:13:23,886 FILLED WITH LOVE AND CONNECTION. 399 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,628 AND AT THE END OF IT, 400 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,290 I WOUND UP WITH A BABY. 401 00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:28,892 HUBBELL WAS CONCEIVED AT WOODSTOCK? 402 00:13:28,893 --> 00:13:31,773 NO, LITERALLY. I OPENED MY BAG AS I WAS LEAVING 403 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:33,436 AND SOMEBODY HAD SLIPPED A BABY INSIDE. 404 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,768 OH MY GOD. WHAT'D YOU DO? 405 00:13:34,769 --> 00:13:36,769 I JUST LEFT IT AT THE LOST BABY TABLE 406 00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:38,441 IN THE PARKING LOT. A LOT OF BABIES WERE PUT 407 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,773 IN THE WRONG PURSE THAT DAY. 408 00:13:39,774 --> 00:13:41,454 WOODSTOCK, HUH? 409 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,876 - MM. - WHAT'S THE BATHROOM SITUATION THERE? 410 00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:45,848 - ( sighs ) - ( cellphone rings ) 411 00:13:45,851 --> 00:13:47,581 - HELLO? - Check your mailbox. 412 00:13:47,582 --> 00:13:49,482 - IS IT TICKING? - I put something in it for you. 413 00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:51,764 - SASHA? - Yes, just make sure you go and check 414 00:13:51,757 --> 00:13:53,457 your mailbox because sometimes you don't. 415 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,888 WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY MAILBOX? 416 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:55,890 Because sometimes we walk by 417 00:13:55,891 --> 00:13:57,421 and all the mail is spilling out 418 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,562 like you haven't checked it in forever, 419 00:13:58,564 --> 00:13:59,574 and we wonder if you're dead, 420 00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:00,565 but no one wants to look. 421 00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:01,826 HEY, WHAT IF I NEED HELP? 422 00:14:01,827 --> 00:14:03,967 If you're dead, it's too late for help. 423 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,429 GOOD POINT. WAIT A MINUTE, REHEARSAL'S IN FIVE MINUTES. 424 00:14:06,432 --> 00:14:07,772 - So? - AREN'T YOU HERE? 425 00:14:10,436 --> 00:14:11,906 - REALLY? - WHAT? 426 00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:13,307 SO YOU HAD TO CALL? YOU WERE GONNA SEE ME 427 00:14:13,309 --> 00:14:14,779 - IN THREE SECONDS. - I WANTED TO INVITE YOU 428 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,210 TO MY HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 429 00:14:16,212 --> 00:14:17,482 BUT YOU ALREADY SENT ME AN INVITATION. 430 00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,983 YES, BUT YOU NEVER CHECK YOUR MAIL, 431 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,354 SO WHO KNOWS IF YOU'D FIND IT. 432 00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:22,586 YOU'RE CALLING TO TELL ME TO CHECK MY MAIL 433 00:14:22,588 --> 00:14:24,448 TO FIND IT, SO CHANCES ARE I'LL FIND IT. 434 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,820 REMEMBER WHEN WE HID THAT BUNCH OF ROTTING BANANAS IN YOUR DANCE BAG? 435 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,392 YOU DID? THAT'S THE SMELL? 436 00:14:28,394 --> 00:14:29,764 CHECK YOUR BOX. 437 00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:33,758 I FOUND PICTURES. 438 00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:34,959 GAH, MUST UNSEE. 439 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,331 "ETERNAL SUNSHINE" MY MIND. 440 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:38,232 YOU LIVED IN VEGAS. HOW CAN THIS BE SHOCKING? 441 00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:39,774 OKAY, IF THAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS, 442 00:14:39,766 --> 00:14:41,766 EVEN VEGAS WOULD BE SAYING, "TELL SOMEONE ABOUT THIS. 443 00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:43,238 DON'T LET IT STAY IN VEGAS." 444 00:14:43,239 --> 00:14:44,339 HEY, PARTNERS. 445 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,870 Fanny: MILLY, WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 446 00:14:45,872 --> 00:14:47,242 I JUST CAME BY TO DROP OFF 447 00:14:47,243 --> 00:14:48,443 A COUPLE MORE CHECKS. 448 00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:50,784 WHO KNEW USHER UNIFORMS COULD BE SO EXPENSIVE? 449 00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:52,447 - REALLY? - WHAT, ARE THEY MADE OF VICUNA OR SOMETHING? 450 00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:53,778 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF, 451 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,780 BUT AT THOSE PRICES, I'M GONNA START 452 00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:55,881 SELLING THEM MYSELF. 453 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,582 JUST KNOW HOW GRATEFUL WE ARE TO YOU 454 00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:58,994 FOR YOUR PATRONAGE. 455 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,925 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, FINISH WARMING UP. 456 00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:02,657 REHEARSAL IN FIVE MINUTES. 457 00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:03,959 UM, FANNY, I WAS WONDERING 458 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,590 - IF THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME. - FOR WHAT? 459 00:15:06,593 --> 00:15:07,833 WELL, FOR MY BACKER'S REHEARSAL. 460 00:15:09,836 --> 00:15:11,566 - YOUR WHAT? - MY BACKER'S REHEARSAL. 461 00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:13,868 IT'S A SPECIAL ADVANCE PERFORMANCE FOR INVESTORS. 462 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:15,370 YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT A BACKER'S REHEARSAL IS. 463 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:16,772 - SO YOU READ "PLAYBILL"? - WHAT? 464 00:15:16,773 --> 00:15:18,283 "PLAYBILL." I STARTED READING IT 465 00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,905 THE MINUTE I BECAME A PLAYER IN THE BIZ, SO TO SPEAK, 466 00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:21,646 AND NOW I'M TOTALLY ADDICTED. 467 00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:23,778 DID YOU KNOW THE LEAD IN "MEMPHIS" JUST BOOKED A SITCOM? 468 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,410 - WE DID NOT KNOW THAT. - IT'S TRUE. 469 00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:27,052 SO IS NOW A GOOD TIME? 470 00:15:27,054 --> 00:15:29,294 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT READY TO REHEARSE NOW ANYHOW, SO... 471 00:15:29,286 --> 00:15:30,916 MILLY, THIS WOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT-- 472 00:15:30,918 --> 00:15:32,458 FANNY, CAN I-- 473 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,459 OVER HERE FOR A SEC. 474 00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:36,992 IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND? 475 00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,934 ISN'T IT ENOUGH I LET HER PUT HER NAME ON THE AMPHITHEATER? 476 00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,926 EXCUSE ME, ON THE PERFORMANCE CENTER? 477 00:15:40,928 --> 00:15:42,598 PRETEND TO BE LOOKING AT OUR SCHEDULE. 478 00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:44,599 A PERFORMANCE CENTER ISN'T A THEATER. 479 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:45,931 IT'S WHERE MICHAEL PHELPS GOES TO TRAIN. 480 00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,643 - I KNOW. - IT'S WHERE THEY TEST 481 00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,835 - EXPENSIVE GERMAN SPORTS CARS. - DON'T DISAGREE. 482 00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:52,707 IT'S WHERE MEN WITH DEFECTIVE EQUIPMENT HAVE PUMPS INSTALLED 483 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:55,040 SO THAT THEY CAN LEAVE THEIR WIVES FOR A YOGA TEACHER. 484 00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:57,042 OKAY, COME BACK TO ME HERE. 485 00:15:57,044 --> 00:15:58,654 THIS IS AN INVASION. 486 00:15:58,646 --> 00:15:59,986 SHE CAN SEE THE SHOW WHEN IT'S READY. 487 00:15:59,987 --> 00:16:02,447 - JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. - OKAY, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE. 488 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:04,320 IF IT WEREN'T FOR MILLY, WE WOULDN'T HAVE A THEATER, 489 00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:05,722 OR LIGHTS, OR COSTUMES. 490 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,803 AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE WELL-BUILT USHERS. 491 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:10,056 THAT'S DEFINITELY A PERK. 492 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:11,397 SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE A REHEARSAL 493 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:12,929 AND WE'RE ALREADY DOING A REHEARSAL. 494 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,800 LETTING HER WATCH A LITTLE PRETTY DANCING 495 00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:16,462 SEEMS LIKE A SMALL PRICE TO PAY. 496 00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:21,067 WELL... 497 00:16:21,069 --> 00:16:23,069 WE HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS. 498 00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:24,571 WE CHECKED OUR SCHEDULE, 499 00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,812 AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE CAN DO YOUR BACKER'S REHEARSAL 500 00:16:26,814 --> 00:16:28,384 - RIGHT NOW. - REALLY? 501 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:29,746 - REALLY. - GREAT. 502 00:16:29,747 --> 00:16:32,047 - THERE'S JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM. - WHAT? 503 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,780 WELL, BACKER'S REHEARSALS 504 00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:35,922 USUALLY HAVE BEAUTIFUL SPREADS OF FOOD. 505 00:16:35,924 --> 00:16:37,794 SUSHI PLATTERS, CHAMPAGNE, 506 00:16:37,786 --> 00:16:39,656 ONE TIME I SAW A CREPE GUY. 507 00:16:39,658 --> 00:16:42,658 IT'S JUST A SHAME THAT THIS IS ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 508 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:45,461 - WE COULDN'T ARRANGE THAT. - LET ME MAKE A CALL. 509 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,096 AT LEAST WE'RE GONNA EAT. 510 00:16:57,746 --> 00:16:59,146 HEY. 511 00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:00,747 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 512 00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:01,749 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D BELIEVE 513 00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:03,080 I'M SIGNING UP FOR CLASS? 514 00:17:03,081 --> 00:17:04,481 CHANNELING MY INNER BARYSHNIKOV? 515 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,653 NO. 516 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:07,024 THEN I GUESS I WAS HOPING 517 00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:08,015 I'D RUN INTO YOU. 518 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:09,856 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND LATELY. 519 00:17:09,858 --> 00:17:10,958 OH, YEAH. 520 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,589 - THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY. - I FIGURED. 521 00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:15,091 I MEAN, NONE OF YOUR TEXTS ARE MORE THAN THREE LETTERS LONG. 522 00:17:15,094 --> 00:17:17,134 - SORRY. - I CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HALF OF THEM. 523 00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:18,726 WHAT DOES "CTN" MEAN? 524 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,897 - CAN'T TEXT NOW. - OH, OF COURSE. 525 00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:22,699 OR CAN'T TALK NOW DEPENDING ON CONTEXT. 526 00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,131 I THINK YOU'VE SENT BOTH. 527 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,943 I'M REALLY SORRY. I'VE JUST BEEN CRAZY WITH STUFF, YOU KNOW? 528 00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:29,076 WELL, ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT? 529 00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:30,078 - I WAS THINKING-- - I CAN'T TONIGHT. 530 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:31,479 - I'M-- - YEAH. 531 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,740 - OKAY. - BUT WE'LL DO SOMETHING SOON. 532 00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:35,013 I PROMISE. 533 00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,994 I'LL TEXT YOU. FOUR LETTERS THIS TIME. 534 00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:42,950 SO MILLY, WE'LL BE GETTING STARTED 535 00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:44,092 IN JUST A SECOND. 536 00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:45,963 - IT'S VERY EXCITING. - OH, I KNOW. 537 00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,755 - FOR EVERYONE. - AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW 538 00:17:47,757 --> 00:17:48,957 I UNWRAPPED MY HARD CANDY, 539 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,498 SO THE NOISE WON'T BE DISTRACTING 540 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,560 DURING THE PERFORMANCE. 541 00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:52,961 I'M THRILLED. 542 00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:56,812 OKAY, CLASS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FOR REHEARSAL TODAY. 543 00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,936 OUR BENEVOLENT BENEFACTOR, OUR ANGEL, 544 00:17:59,939 --> 00:18:02,009 MILLICENT STONE. 545 00:18:02,011 --> 00:18:04,071 ( applause ) 546 00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:09,476 PLEASE, CALL ME MILLY AND PRETEND I'M NOT HERE. 547 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,479 PLACES, EVERYONE. 548 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,821 WE'LL JUST RUN THE OPENING, RAY-RAY'S SOLO, 549 00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:15,964 AND THEN THE ENDING. 550 00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,755 THOSE NEED THE MOST WORK ANYHOW. 551 00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,157 - SOUNDS-- - ( screeching, scraping ) 552 00:18:23,864 --> 00:18:25,504 WHAT IS SHE DOING? 553 00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,695 A VERY POORLY STAGED VERSION OF "MEIN HERR"? 554 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,500 ( scraping continues ) 555 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:55,633 AND MUSIC, PLEASE. 556 00:18:55,626 --> 00:18:57,626 ( "Sleeping Beauty Waltz" playing ) 557 00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:31,301 SHE'S NOT-- 558 00:19:31,302 --> 00:19:33,002 NO... 559 00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:37,067 SHE'S TAKING NOTES. 560 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:55,234 - I'M GONNA-- - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 561 00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:59,328 - ( inhales ) - IT'S OKAY. 562 00:20:21,914 --> 00:20:23,994 ( breathes deeply ) 563 00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:06,857 ( applause ) 564 00:21:06,859 --> 00:21:08,929 WONDERFUL WORK, EVERYONE. 565 00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:10,701 VERY VERY NICE. 566 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,143 NOW REMEMBER, WE TECH NEXT WEDNESDAY 567 00:21:13,136 --> 00:21:15,066 AND DRESS ON THURSDAY. 568 00:21:15,068 --> 00:21:16,868 I'LL SEE YOU ALL THEN. 569 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:19,810 DANCERS TO THE CHAIR, PLEASE. 570 00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:20,873 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 571 00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:22,984 LET'S GO. TIME IS MONEY. 572 00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,246 ( cellphone rings ) 573 00:21:25,248 --> 00:21:27,318 YES? 574 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,680 CAN'T NOW. HAVE A NOTE SESSION. 575 00:21:29,683 --> 00:21:32,293 OKAY, SO A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HERE. 576 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:34,125 JUST A FEW THINGS. 577 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:37,327 FIRST OFF, IT'S VERY CONFUSING THAT YOU'RE NOT WEARING TUTUS. 578 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,260 PEOPLE EXPECT TUTUS WHEN YOU GO TO THE BALLET. 579 00:21:39,262 --> 00:21:40,992 - MILLY! - BACK IT UP, BACK IT UP. 580 00:21:40,994 --> 00:21:44,004 MILLY, IT WASN'T A DRESS REHEARSAL. 581 00:21:46,199 --> 00:21:48,069 THEY WEREN'T IN COSTUME 582 00:21:48,071 --> 00:21:50,301 BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A DRESS REHEARSAL. 583 00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,176 SO THEY WEREN'T DRESSED. 584 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,010 I PROMISE THERE WILL BE TUTUS FOR THE SHOW. 585 00:21:59,012 --> 00:22:01,012 OH. OH, GOOD. SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. 586 00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:03,424 GREAT. SO THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELPFUL THOUGHTS-- 587 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:04,687 HOLD ON. 588 00:22:04,688 --> 00:22:06,918 THERE'S TOO MUCH OF THIS STEP... 589 00:22:09,323 --> 00:22:10,873 YOU GET THE GIST. SO LESS OF THAT 590 00:22:10,865 --> 00:22:11,925 FOR THE WHOLE GROUP. 591 00:22:11,926 --> 00:22:14,466 AND DON'T DO THE SPINNY THING. 592 00:22:14,468 --> 00:22:16,328 IT MAKES ME DIZZY. 593 00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:18,870 AND YOU, YOU DID THIS ONE MOVE 594 00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:20,883 WHERE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE TRIPPING. 595 00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,105 THAT WAS WHEN I TRIPPED. 596 00:22:22,106 --> 00:22:23,376 GOOD CATCH, MILLY. 597 00:22:23,377 --> 00:22:26,007 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. THE TRIPPING SHOULD CHANGE. 598 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,010 - RIGHT, FANNY? - SURE. 599 00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,852 AND HERE'S A QUESTION. WHERE ARE THE DWARVES? 600 00:22:30,845 --> 00:22:32,115 DWARVES? 601 00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:33,746 WE'RE DOING "SLEEPING BEAUTY." THERE ARE SUPPOSED 602 00:22:33,748 --> 00:22:36,348 - TO BE DWARVES. - IN "SNOW WHITE." 603 00:22:36,350 --> 00:22:39,020 THE DWARVES ARE IN "SNOW WHITE." 604 00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:42,203 WE ARE NOT DOING "SLEEPING BEAUTY AND THE SEVEN DWARVES." 605 00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:44,026 OH, I ALWAYS GET THOSE MIXED UP. 606 00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:46,458 OKAY, NEXT. 607 00:22:46,461 --> 00:22:48,001 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MIRRORS? 608 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:49,732 WHO NEEDS TO LOOK AT THEMSELVES THAT MUCH? 609 00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:51,374 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE. 610 00:22:51,366 --> 00:22:53,006 WAIT, I HAVE MORE PAGES. 611 00:22:53,007 --> 00:22:54,267 YOU WANTED TO SEE A REHEARSAL, 612 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,469 YOU SAW IT, WE'RE DONE. 613 00:22:55,470 --> 00:22:57,010 LOOK, FANNY, 614 00:22:57,011 --> 00:22:59,041 "PLAYBILL" SAYS A PRODUCER GETS TO GIVE NOTES. 615 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,054 YOU ARE NOT A PRODUCER. 616 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,346 I GAVE MONEY. 617 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,347 A PRODUCER IS SOMEONE WHO GIVES MONEY. 618 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:06,349 AND A PRODUCER GETS TO HAVE AN OPINION 619 00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,881 AND GIVE NOTES, 620 00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:10,033 AND THEY USUALLY HAVE A CHAIR WITH THEIR NAME ON IT 621 00:23:10,025 --> 00:23:12,225 WHICH I HAVE ORDERED, AND IT SHOULD BE HERE BY WEDNESDAY. 622 00:23:12,227 --> 00:23:14,887 AND THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ARTS TODAY. 623 00:23:14,890 --> 00:23:16,890 PEOPLE WITH NO KNOWLEDGE AT ALL 624 00:23:16,892 --> 00:23:19,772 THROW A WAD OF CASH ON THE TABLE LIKE A DRUG DEALER 625 00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:21,235 AND THEN EVERYBODY LISTENS. 626 00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:23,036 WELL, NOT ME AND NOT HERE. 627 00:23:23,038 --> 00:23:24,768 YOU ARE NOT SCOTT RUDIN 628 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,900 AND THIS IS NOT A JOHNNY DEPP MOVIE. 629 00:23:26,902 --> 00:23:29,002 THIS IS MY STUDIO AND MY PRODUCTION 630 00:23:29,004 --> 00:23:32,354 AND YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO GIVE NOTES. 631 00:23:32,347 --> 00:23:33,877 AND IF THAT'S A PROBLEM, 632 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,879 YOU CAN JUST WRITE A LETTER TO "PLAYBILL" 633 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,111 AND WORK IT OUT WITH THEM. 634 00:23:38,113 --> 00:23:40,163 WHY ARE YOU ALL LISTENING TO HER? 635 00:23:40,155 --> 00:23:42,015 YOU SAID SHE WAS OUR ANGEL. 636 00:23:42,017 --> 00:23:45,087 EVERYBODY OUT. 637 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,120 EVERYBODY! 638 00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:48,421 IF YOU WON'T LET ME HAVE MY INPUT, 639 00:23:48,424 --> 00:23:49,874 THEN I WANT MY MONEY BACK. 640 00:23:49,865 --> 00:23:51,565 YOU KNOW THAT MONEY'S ALREADY SPENT. 641 00:23:51,567 --> 00:23:53,097 I'LL SUE. 642 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,569 THEN YOU'LL JUST BE KNOWN AS THAT MEAN LITTLE WOMAN 643 00:23:55,571 --> 00:23:57,371 THAT SUED THE TOWN BALLET SCHOOL 644 00:23:57,373 --> 00:23:59,513 AND CRUSHED ALL THE CHILDREN'S DREAMS. 645 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,035 I DON'T CARE. YOU CAN TALK TO 646 00:24:01,037 --> 00:24:03,037 THAT WOMEN'S CENTER ON HOWELL IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 647 00:24:03,039 --> 00:24:04,179 THEY'RE A DRY-CLEANERS NOW. 648 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:06,240 FINE! SUE! 649 00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:08,112 CALLING LAWYERS NOW. 650 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,194 CALL LAWYERS. 651 00:24:09,185 --> 00:24:10,915 Phone: Call lawyers. 652 00:24:14,891 --> 00:24:16,891 UH, SO, THAT WAS KIND OF-- 653 00:24:16,893 --> 00:24:18,023 I KNOW. 654 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:25,129 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE BRINGING ALL THIS. 655 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,601 IT'S A PARTY. IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO. 656 00:24:26,603 --> 00:24:28,063 BUT THE POINT OF CHIPS AT A PARTY 657 00:24:28,064 --> 00:24:29,344 IS TO SOAK UP BOOZE. 658 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:31,205 THIS PARTY'S BEING THROWN BY A 16-YEAR-OLD. 659 00:24:31,207 --> 00:24:32,867 THAT'S JUST IT. SASHA'S A KID. 660 00:24:32,869 --> 00:24:34,409 SHE WON'T HAVE GOTTEN ENOUGH FOOD 661 00:24:34,411 --> 00:24:36,341 AND THE PARTY WILL SUCK AND EVERYONE WILL CALL HER MARY RICHARDS. 662 00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:38,013 YES, GRANDMA. I'M SURE ALL THE KIDS 663 00:24:38,014 --> 00:24:40,024 WILL BE CALLING HER MARY RICHARDS. 664 00:24:40,016 --> 00:24:42,446 - OH, HEY. - HEY, JUST GETTING BREAD FOR THE BRUSCHETTA. 665 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:44,449 - ( music playing ) - ( kids chattering ) 666 00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:48,563 THIS IS A 16-YEAR-OLD'S APARTMENT? 667 00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:50,355 Michelle: OR OZ. IT COULD BE OZ. 668 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:52,057 - SHE'S GOT A FIREPLACE. - AND WOOD. 669 00:24:52,059 --> 00:24:53,329 THERE'S WOOD BURNING IN THE FIREPLACE. 670 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:54,990 I HAD A FIREPLACE WHEN I LIVED IN OREGON. 671 00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:56,062 THE RATS NESTED IN IT. 672 00:24:56,063 --> 00:24:57,863 ( gasps ) CHECK OUT THE FOOD TABLE. 673 00:24:57,864 --> 00:24:59,144 OH, SHE'S GOT THOSE METAL CONTAINERS 674 00:24:59,136 --> 00:25:00,866 WITH THE CANDLE THINGIES UNDER THEM. 675 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,267 CHAFING DISHES, SHE'S GOT CHAFING DISHES. 676 00:25:02,269 --> 00:25:03,869 - EXCUSE ME? - YES? 677 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,471 COULD YOU PLEASE GET ME A PILLOW? 678 00:25:05,472 --> 00:25:06,472 SURE. 679 00:25:06,473 --> 00:25:07,883 BUT DON'T TAKE A NICE ONE. 680 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,345 THEN I'LL HAVE TO RUN BACK TO MY PLACE. 681 00:25:09,346 --> 00:25:10,476 ( gasps ) LET'S CHECK OUT THE BATHROOM. 682 00:25:10,477 --> 00:25:11,547 DOES SHE LET PEOPLE GO IN THERE? 683 00:25:11,548 --> 00:25:13,008 I'M GOING IN. 684 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:15,150 OKAY, NOW DO I ADD THE NUTS? 685 00:25:15,152 --> 00:25:16,482 MARTHA SAYS WHEN THE EGG WHITE 686 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:18,363 HAS BEEN PROPERLY BEATEN, NO CLEAR LIQUID 687 00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:20,015 SHOULD REMAIN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL. 688 00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:21,217 I SEE NO CLEAR LIQUID. 689 00:25:21,218 --> 00:25:23,018 - THEN FOLLOW MARTHA. - ADDING THE NUTS. 690 00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:24,360 PIPES LOOK GOOD. 691 00:25:24,361 --> 00:25:25,891 THAT ADDS A LOT OF RESALE VALUE. 692 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:27,023 TAKE YOUR BROKER'S VEST OFF, GINNY. 693 00:25:27,024 --> 00:25:28,504 OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT THE ICE RING 694 00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:30,026 - FOR THE PUNCH. - OOH, I'LL GET IT. 695 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:35,601 IT'S SO PRETTY. 696 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:37,583 THE PANSIES ARE EDIBLE. 697 00:25:37,575 --> 00:25:40,005 MONOGRAMMED TOWELS. SHE HAS MONOGRAMMED TOWELS. 698 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:41,337 - I SAW. - DON'T YOU NEED, LIKE, 699 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,009 SIX WEEKS TO GET SOMETHING MONOGRAMMED? 700 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:45,010 NO IDEA. I WRITE MY NAME ON MY UNDERPANTS 701 00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:46,142 WITH A SHARPIE. 702 00:25:48,686 --> 00:25:50,616 HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR CHEERLEADING FRIEND? 703 00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:52,688 Sasha: AUBREY. I DIDN'T EVEN INVITE HER. 704 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,350 CHEERLEADERS CAN SENSE PARTIES. 705 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,022 IT'S INNATE. IT'S LIKE THEIR ABILITY 706 00:25:56,024 --> 00:25:57,104 TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL SMALL. 707 00:25:57,095 --> 00:25:58,695 SASHA! 708 00:25:58,696 --> 00:26:00,156 I HOPE IT'S OKAY THAT I CAME 709 00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,558 'CAUSE WHEN I HEARD MY FRIEND SASHA 710 00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,359 WAS HAVING A PARTY, I JUST HAD TO BE HERE. 711 00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:05,361 OF COURSE. FRIEND. 712 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,113 OH, HEY, BOO, WILL YOU STIR FOR ME? 713 00:26:07,105 --> 00:26:09,105 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 714 00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:10,167 HI, I'M AUBREY. 715 00:26:10,168 --> 00:26:12,038 I'M GINNY. WE'VE MET BEFORE. 716 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,110 NO. 717 00:26:13,111 --> 00:26:14,511 - SEVERAL TIMES. - I DON'T THINK SO. 718 00:26:14,512 --> 00:26:15,672 WE'RE IN THE SAME CHEM CLASS. 719 00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:17,684 - ARE YOU SURE? - WE'RE LAB PARTNERS. 720 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,016 NOT RINGING ANY BELLS. 721 00:26:19,017 --> 00:26:20,677 - HEY, AUBREY! - MADDIE, HI! 722 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,019 HOW ARE YOU? 723 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:24,050 IT'S LIKE BREATHING TO THEM. 724 00:26:24,052 --> 00:26:25,282 YOU MADE IT. 725 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:27,033 - WE MADE IT. - YOU'RE THE 16-YEAR-OLD? 726 00:26:27,025 --> 00:26:28,155 WHAT'S WITH THE HOSTILE TONE? 727 00:26:28,156 --> 00:26:29,286 I'M A LITTLE PISSED BY ALL THIS. 728 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:32,027 IGNORE HIM. BUT STILL, THIS PLACE. 729 00:26:32,030 --> 00:26:34,090 AND THE FURNITURE, AND YOU HAVE A BUCKET. 730 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,162 - OF COURSE. - NOT OF COURSE. 731 00:26:35,163 --> 00:26:36,373 I'VE NEVER OWNED A BUCKET. 732 00:26:36,365 --> 00:26:37,635 I HAVEN'T EITHER. YOU BORROW BUCKETS. 733 00:26:37,636 --> 00:26:38,696 - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - IGNORE HIM. 734 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,097 YOU BROUGHT UP THE BUCKET. 735 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:41,168 COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 736 00:26:45,043 --> 00:26:47,053 WOW. WHAT A GREAT ROOM. 737 00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:49,376 I LOVE THE DRESSER AND THE PILLOWS. 738 00:26:49,378 --> 00:26:52,178 AND HOW THE FRESH-CUT FLOWERS PICK UP THE PINK IN THE FROG-- 739 00:26:52,181 --> 00:26:53,611 YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN IN HERE, HAVEN'T YOU? 740 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,582 TOTALLY. WENT THROUGH YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER AND EVERYTHING. 741 00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:57,164 HEY, CAN YOU SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT THING 742 00:26:57,156 --> 00:26:59,016 WHERE YOU FOLD UP YOUR SOCKS INTO TINY LITTLE BALLS? 743 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,018 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED YOU TO SEE. 744 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,220 DID YOU STEAL IT FROM THE STUDIO? 745 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:04,662 NO. I HAD IT PUT IN. 746 00:27:04,663 --> 00:27:06,103 AT JOFFREY, THERE WAS THIS GIRL 747 00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:07,365 WHO TOLD ME HER DAD PUT A BARRE IN HER ROOM 748 00:27:07,366 --> 00:27:08,626 SO SHE COULD PRACTICE EVERY NIGHT, 749 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,097 AND SHE WAS REALLY GOOD. 750 00:27:10,099 --> 00:27:12,229 SO I FIGURED IF I'M GONNA GET THAT GOOD, 751 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,231 I NEED A BARRE TOO. 752 00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:15,102 VERY NICE. 753 00:27:15,104 --> 00:27:17,114 SEE? SERIOUS. 754 00:27:17,106 --> 00:27:18,376 YOU ARE. 755 00:27:18,377 --> 00:27:20,207 SEEMED LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO. 756 00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:25,282 SO, HEY, DO YOU HAVE YOUR HOME INVASION ESCAPE PLAN SET YET? 757 00:27:25,284 --> 00:27:27,124 - WHAT'S THAT? - AH, IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO 758 00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:28,516 ANYTIME I MOVE IN SOMEPLACE NEW. 759 00:27:28,518 --> 00:27:30,188 IT'S A TOTAL SINGLE GIRL MUST. 760 00:27:30,189 --> 00:27:31,589 SEE? I LOOK AROUND A ROOM 761 00:27:31,591 --> 00:27:33,051 AND I THINK THE HOME INVADER 762 00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,722 IS COMING IN THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, 763 00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:36,134 SO WHERE DO I GO? 764 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:38,125 YOU DON'T WANT TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET 765 00:27:38,127 --> 00:27:39,297 'CAUSE HE WILL CHECK THE CLOSET 766 00:27:39,299 --> 00:27:41,359 AND THEN YOU'RE TRAPPED, SO OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE-- 767 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,431 SEE YA. NOW, YOU'RE ON THE FIRST FLOOR 768 00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:44,763 WHICH MEANS YOU CAN JUMP OUT THE WINDOW 769 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,444 WHICH IS AWESOME EXCEPT IT ALSO MEANS 770 00:27:46,436 --> 00:27:48,436 THE HOME INVADER CAN COME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW. 771 00:27:48,438 --> 00:27:50,168 WHICH MEANS YOU NEED A SECOND ESCAPE ROUTE. 772 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,770 PLUS, YOU HOPE IT'S NOT A GROUP OF HOME INVADERS 773 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,571 LIKE IN "TAKEN," SO... 774 00:27:55,245 --> 00:27:56,575 AND NOBODY EVER ATTACKED ME 775 00:27:56,576 --> 00:27:58,376 AND I WAS SAFE AND I GOT A KITTEN. 776 00:27:58,378 --> 00:27:59,578 LET'S SEE THAT BUCKET AGAIN. 777 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:01,119 I GOT THE BREAD. 778 00:28:01,121 --> 00:28:03,051 EXCUSE ME A SECOND. DON'T GO THROUGH MY CLOSET. 779 00:28:03,053 --> 00:28:05,063 THAT MUST MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING GOOD IN THERE. 780 00:28:05,055 --> 00:28:07,385 WELL WELL WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT A MINI-ME. 781 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:08,657 STOP. 782 00:28:08,659 --> 00:28:09,789 SHE TOTALLY LOOKS UP TO YOU. 783 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,590 YEAH, 'CAUSE I'M EIGHT FEET TALL. 784 00:28:11,592 --> 00:28:13,062 I THINK IT'S CUTE. 785 00:28:13,063 --> 00:28:14,743 AND A LITTLE DANGEROUS. 786 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,154 ( laughs ) 787 00:28:29,650 --> 00:28:31,650 SO YOUR VACUUM CLEANER DOESN'T NEED BAGS? 788 00:28:31,652 --> 00:28:32,852 NO. 789 00:28:32,853 --> 00:28:34,193 AND THERE'S NO LOSS OF SUCTION? 790 00:28:34,185 --> 00:28:35,655 NONE THAT I'VE NOTICED. 791 00:28:35,656 --> 00:28:37,316 WOW. 792 00:28:37,318 --> 00:28:38,658 HERE, LET ME GET MORE ICE FOR YOU. 793 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:44,332 HI, I'M AUBREY. 794 00:28:44,325 --> 00:28:46,325 - GINNY. - GOOD FOR YOU. 795 00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:48,127 - WHAT? - I WISH I COULD BE ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 796 00:28:48,129 --> 00:28:49,199 WHO JUST DOESN'T CARE. 797 00:28:52,533 --> 00:28:53,883 WHEN I GET AN APARTMENT, 798 00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:55,335 I'M GONNA PAINT ALL THE WALLS BLACK 799 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,806 AND HANG SILVER TINSEL FROM THE CEILING. 800 00:28:56,808 --> 00:28:58,538 - THAT'S TERRIFYING. - NOT AS TERRIFYING 801 00:28:58,539 --> 00:28:59,709 AS YOUR FAINTING COUCH. 802 00:28:59,711 --> 00:29:01,541 MARTHA SAID A FAINTING COUCH IS THE PERFECT WAY 803 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:03,722 TO CREATE SEATING WITHOUT BLOCKING NATURAL LIGHT. 804 00:29:03,715 --> 00:29:04,785 SHE'S JUST JEALOUS. 805 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:06,786 WE ALL ARE. THIS PLACE IS AMAZING. 806 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,318 WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE IT OUR HANGOUT. 807 00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:10,519 LIKE IN THAT IRISH MOVIE WHERE MINNIE DRIVER WAS FAT. 808 00:29:10,522 --> 00:29:11,852 AND THEY HAD THAT CLUBHOUSE IN THE WOODS 809 00:29:11,853 --> 00:29:13,123 WHERE THEY WOULD ALL GO FOR PARTIES 810 00:29:13,124 --> 00:29:14,404 AND SECRET TRYSTS? 811 00:29:14,395 --> 00:29:16,425 YES, THIS COULD BE OUR SECRET IRISH TRYSTY PLACE. 812 00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:17,798 DONE. HEY, STAY OVER TONIGHT. 813 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,159 WE'LL INITIATE THE CLUBHOUSE. 814 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,530 - OH, I CAN'T. - ME EITHER. 815 00:29:20,532 --> 00:29:22,262 - PARENTS SHOT THE IDEA DOWN. - IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 816 00:29:22,263 --> 00:29:24,143 THE WHOLE "NO ADULT SUPERVISION" THING 817 00:29:24,135 --> 00:29:26,205 - IS A NO GO. - YEAH, IT WAS A BIG DEAL. 818 00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,537 THERE WAS OATH SWEARING AND EVERYTHING. 819 00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:29,869 OH. OKAY. 820 00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:31,171 BUT WE CAN HANG OUT DURING THE DAY. 821 00:29:31,173 --> 00:29:33,183 AND WE'LL WORK OUT A SYSTEM EVENTUALLY. 822 00:29:33,175 --> 00:29:34,815 - SEE YOU TOMORROW? - YES. THANKS FOR COMING. 823 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:36,676 TAKE LEFTOVERS. 824 00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:43,693 - HEY. - YOU GUYS GOING? 825 00:29:43,685 --> 00:29:45,325 WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS SOMETHING TO GET TO. 826 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,787 - IT WAS A GREAT PARTY. - THANKS. 827 00:29:46,788 --> 00:29:48,328 LET ME GET YOU A FAVOR. 828 00:29:51,663 --> 00:29:53,203 - CHOCOLATE CHIP. - AND THEY'RE WARM. 829 00:29:53,195 --> 00:29:54,595 OH MY GOD. 830 00:29:54,596 --> 00:29:55,796 LISTEN, KID, 831 00:29:55,798 --> 00:29:57,198 ONE MORE PIECE OF ADVICE. 832 00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:58,799 DON'T BOND WITH THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR. 833 00:29:58,801 --> 00:30:00,671 - MRS. WEIDEMEYER? - YOU SEE HER DOOR OPEN, 834 00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:01,803 DIVE FOR COVER. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, 835 00:30:01,804 --> 00:30:03,354 DO NOT TELL HER YOU HAVE A CAR. 836 00:30:03,345 --> 00:30:04,675 OLD LADIES ARE GIANT CON ARTISTS. 837 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,207 - CON ARTISTS? - THEY START SMALL. 838 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,548 TRIPS TO THE MARKET AND THE YARN SHOP, 839 00:30:07,550 --> 00:30:08,880 BUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'RE PICKING UP 840 00:30:08,881 --> 00:30:09,911 THEIR PRESCRIPTIONS AT 11:00 AT NIGHT 841 00:30:09,912 --> 00:30:11,212 AND DRIVING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL 842 00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:12,563 WHEN THEIR HIPS BREAK. AND YOU THINK-- 843 00:30:12,555 --> 00:30:14,415 THEY ONLY HAVE TWO HIPS, HOW MANY CAN THEY BREAK? 844 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:15,557 18. 845 00:30:15,558 --> 00:30:16,818 'CAUSE THEY BREAK THE SAME HIPS 846 00:30:16,819 --> 00:30:17,819 OVER AND OVER. 847 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:18,820 GOT IT. 848 00:30:21,964 --> 00:30:22,974 SWEETIE, 849 00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:24,825 MY THROAT'S A LITTLE DRY. 850 00:30:24,827 --> 00:30:27,327 COULD YOU GET ME A LOZENGE? 851 00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,800 SURE. 852 00:30:31,874 --> 00:30:34,684 - THAT GIRL IS NOT NORMAL. - I'M NOT DISAGREEING. 853 00:30:34,677 --> 00:30:36,207 THERE WASN'T A BONG IN THE ENTIRE PLACE. 854 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,539 WHEN I WAS HER AGE, EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM 855 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,880 WAS EITHER A BONG OR SOMETHING I COULD 856 00:30:38,881 --> 00:30:39,911 MAKE INTO A BONG. 857 00:30:39,912 --> 00:30:41,612 I WAS 25 BEFORE I OWNED AN APPLIANCE. 858 00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:43,224 IT WAS A USED MICROWAVE THAT HAD PERMANENT 859 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:44,346 SOUP STAINS AND I'M PRETTY SURE 860 00:30:44,347 --> 00:30:45,487 RADIATED MY OVARIES. 861 00:30:45,488 --> 00:30:46,948 - WE SHOULD HIT IT. - MMM. 862 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,620 SO REMEMBER, RULES OF THE ROAD, 863 00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:50,351 - NO PUTTING YOUR SEAT BACK. - COME ON. 864 00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:51,963 - YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP. - SO? 865 00:30:51,955 --> 00:30:53,595 SO IT'S NOT FAIR THAT YOU GET TO SLEEP AND I DON'T. 866 00:30:53,596 --> 00:30:55,356 AND IF YOU PUT YOUR SEAT BACK, YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP. 867 00:30:55,358 --> 00:30:56,358 ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 868 00:30:56,359 --> 00:30:57,699 I PROMISE I WON'T FALL ASLEEP 869 00:30:57,701 --> 00:31:00,701 IF YOU PROMISE ME THERE'S A BATHROOM AT THIS THING. 870 00:31:00,704 --> 00:31:01,844 FINE. PUT YOUR SEAT BACK. 871 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:05,838 ( doorbell rings ) 872 00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:06,839 ( sighs ) 873 00:31:10,814 --> 00:31:13,354 HELLO, MILLY. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 874 00:31:13,346 --> 00:31:14,816 THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION. 875 00:31:14,818 --> 00:31:16,478 MAY I TAKE YOUR PURSE? 876 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,750 WHY? 877 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,481 I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITHOUT IT. 878 00:31:19,483 --> 00:31:21,693 - REALLY? - REALLY. 879 00:31:21,685 --> 00:31:23,825 I'LL KEEP IT. THANK YOU. 880 00:31:23,827 --> 00:31:26,827 MY KITCHEN REMODEL IS TAKING FOREVER 881 00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:28,960 SO I HAD TO ORDER IN. I HOPE YOU LIKE BLONDIE'S. 882 00:31:28,962 --> 00:31:30,832 I DO LIKE THEM. THEY PAY ON TIME 883 00:31:30,834 --> 00:31:32,374 AND DON'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH. 884 00:31:32,366 --> 00:31:33,566 YOU RENT TO THEM TOO? 885 00:31:33,567 --> 00:31:35,367 MY CLIENT LIST IS CONFIDENTIAL. 886 00:31:35,369 --> 00:31:37,369 HAVE A SEAT, MILLY. 887 00:31:37,371 --> 00:31:38,841 WATER? 888 00:31:38,842 --> 00:31:40,842 IT'S THE STAFF OF LIFE. 889 00:31:40,844 --> 00:31:43,714 OKAY IF WE JUST SERVE OURSELVES? 890 00:31:43,707 --> 00:31:45,507 IT'S INFORMAL, I KNOW. 891 00:31:45,509 --> 00:31:47,579 BUT WE'RE NOT SITTING IN DOWNTON ABBEY, ARE WE? 892 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:48,581 NO. 893 00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:50,992 NOT BY A LONG SHOT. 894 00:31:50,985 --> 00:31:52,355 ( bottle clangs ) 895 00:31:52,356 --> 00:31:54,356 I'LL CUT TO THE CHASE HERE, MILLY. 896 00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:57,358 I OVERREACTED EARLIER. 897 00:31:57,361 --> 00:31:59,361 WHEN YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY PURSE? 898 00:31:59,363 --> 00:32:01,373 AT THE BACKER'S REHEARSAL. 899 00:32:01,365 --> 00:32:02,495 I AGREE. 900 00:32:02,496 --> 00:32:03,696 BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, 901 00:32:03,698 --> 00:32:04,898 YOU FORCED ME TO ACT THAT WAY. 902 00:32:04,899 --> 00:32:06,699 HOW DO YOU FIGURE? 903 00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:08,701 YOU HAVEN'T HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE 904 00:32:08,703 --> 00:32:10,443 WITH CREATIVE ENDEAVORS. 905 00:32:10,435 --> 00:32:12,675 CREATING ART IS NOT DEMOCRATIC. 906 00:32:12,677 --> 00:32:14,477 THESE CARROTS LOOK GOOD. 907 00:32:14,479 --> 00:32:16,709 MY DANCE STUDIO IS MY KINGDOM. 908 00:32:16,711 --> 00:32:18,711 AND I AM THE REIGNING MONARCH, 909 00:32:18,713 --> 00:32:20,553 AND I AM NOT ACCUSTOMED TO INPUT. 910 00:32:20,545 --> 00:32:21,985 YOU CAN CREATE ALL YOU WANT. 911 00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,846 BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A STAGE TO PUT IT ON, 912 00:32:23,848 --> 00:32:25,388 IT'S USELESS. 913 00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:26,520 WHAT'S ON THIS? 914 00:32:26,521 --> 00:32:28,651 - TARRAGON. - YUCK. 915 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:29,853 LOOK, MILLY, 916 00:32:29,854 --> 00:32:31,364 WE EACH HAVE A ROLE HERE 917 00:32:31,356 --> 00:32:32,496 AND THEY'RE BOTH IMPORTANT, 918 00:32:32,497 --> 00:32:33,997 BUT YOU STEPPED ON MINE. 919 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:36,359 WHEN YOU'RE THE MONEY PERSON, YOU GET TO DO THAT. 920 00:32:36,361 --> 00:32:37,831 YOU GET TO STEP ON PEOPLE? 921 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,362 DIPLOMATICALLY SPEAKING. 922 00:32:39,364 --> 00:32:41,644 THERE'S NO DIPLOMATIC WAY TO STEP ON PEOPLE. 923 00:32:41,636 --> 00:32:43,506 IS THIS ALL YOU ORDERED? 924 00:32:43,508 --> 00:32:45,568 YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT, IS THAT IT, MILLY? 925 00:32:45,570 --> 00:32:47,470 - YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. - CLOSE TO ALWAYS. 926 00:32:47,472 --> 00:32:48,642 - REALLY? - YES. 927 00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:50,783 WELL, GUESS WHAT THE STAFF OF LIFE IS, MILLY. 928 00:32:50,776 --> 00:32:52,716 IT'S NOT WATER. IT'S BREAD. 929 00:32:52,718 --> 00:32:53,778 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S WATER. 930 00:32:53,779 --> 00:32:55,379 - IT'S BREAD. - IT'S BOTH. 931 00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,380 THEY'RE BOTH IMPORTANT. PEOPLE DIE WITHOUT WATER. 932 00:32:57,382 --> 00:32:58,922 WE'RE GETTING OFF THE SUBJECT HERE. 933 00:32:58,924 --> 00:33:00,394 YOU BROUGHT UP BREAD. 934 00:33:00,385 --> 00:33:01,855 FOR THIS PARTNERSHIP TO WORK, 935 00:33:01,857 --> 00:33:03,387 YOU NEED TO MEET ME HALFWAY. 936 00:33:03,388 --> 00:33:04,628 YOU CAN AT LEAST DO THAT. 937 00:33:04,630 --> 00:33:05,860 NOT IF I DON'T WANT TO. 938 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:07,831 BY THE WAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY BREAD? 939 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,403 SEE, THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU. 940 00:33:09,395 --> 00:33:11,535 THIS PIG-HEADED STUBBORNNESS OF YOURS. 941 00:33:11,537 --> 00:33:12,797 NO. THE REASON PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME 942 00:33:12,798 --> 00:33:13,838 IS BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY. 943 00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:15,839 THAT'S NOT WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU. 944 00:33:15,841 --> 00:33:17,901 IF YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY TOMORROW, 945 00:33:17,903 --> 00:33:19,413 PEOPLE WOULD STILL DISLIKE YOU. 946 00:33:19,405 --> 00:33:20,905 NO. THEY WOULD DISLIKE ME 947 00:33:20,906 --> 00:33:22,976 BECAUSE WHEN I HAD MONEY THEY WERE JEALOUS. 948 00:33:22,978 --> 00:33:24,008 NO ONE LIKES PEOPLE WITH MONEY. 949 00:33:24,009 --> 00:33:25,449 THEY LIKE WARREN BUFFETT. 950 00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:26,711 GIVE ME A BREAK. 951 00:33:26,712 --> 00:33:27,912 THE MAN OWNS SEE'S CANDY. 952 00:33:27,913 --> 00:33:28,983 EVERYONE LIKES SEE'S CANDY. 953 00:33:28,984 --> 00:33:30,724 THEY LIKE THE CANDY, NOT THE MAN. 954 00:33:30,716 --> 00:33:31,916 ONLY HIS FAMILY LIKES THE MAN 955 00:33:31,917 --> 00:33:34,857 BECAUSE WHEN THE MAN DIES THEY'LL GET MONEY. 956 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:37,390 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MILLY? 957 00:33:37,393 --> 00:33:39,003 WHAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE HERE? 958 00:33:38,995 --> 00:33:40,725 BOTTOM LINE? 959 00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:43,596 I'M TIRED OF BEING CONSIDERED JUST A BUSINESSPERSON. 960 00:33:43,599 --> 00:33:45,699 I WANT TO BE CONSIDERED IMPORTANT IN THE ARTS. 961 00:33:45,701 --> 00:33:47,901 IT'S A BALLET STUDIO IN A SMALL TOWN. 962 00:33:47,904 --> 00:33:49,014 IT'S A STARTING POINT. 963 00:33:49,005 --> 00:33:50,405 THERE'S A LOT TO KNOW. 964 00:33:50,406 --> 00:33:51,936 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT GIVING MONEY. 965 00:33:51,938 --> 00:33:53,478 WELL, I WANT TO KNOW ALL THERE IS. 966 00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:54,479 IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES. 967 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,840 FINE. 968 00:33:55,842 --> 00:33:58,722 THEN I WILL GIVE YOU BOOKS, DVDS. 969 00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:01,715 I WILL PERSONALLY TEACH YOU ABOUT DANCE AND BALLET. 970 00:34:01,718 --> 00:34:03,018 AND I'LL HAVE MY PIANIST 971 00:34:03,019 --> 00:34:04,919 TEACH YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MUSIC. 972 00:34:04,921 --> 00:34:06,721 WOW. 973 00:34:06,723 --> 00:34:07,853 WHAT? 974 00:34:07,854 --> 00:34:09,934 SOUNDS MONDO TIME-CONSUMING. 975 00:34:09,926 --> 00:34:12,726 IT IS MONDO TIME-CONSUMING. 976 00:34:12,729 --> 00:34:13,899 MM. 977 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:16,000 LET ME ASK YOU THIS, MILLY. 978 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,862 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE ARTS 979 00:34:17,864 --> 00:34:19,474 OR JUST BE PERCEIVED 980 00:34:19,466 --> 00:34:21,006 AS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE ARTS? 981 00:34:21,007 --> 00:34:24,637 WHAT KIND OF TIME COMMITMENT WOULD THE SECOND ONE BE? 982 00:34:24,641 --> 00:34:26,541 - HARDLY ANY. - I'M LISTENING. 983 00:34:26,543 --> 00:34:27,873 LET'S MAKE A DEAL. 984 00:34:27,874 --> 00:34:30,754 I WILL GLADLY TELL ANYONE YOU WANT 985 00:34:30,747 --> 00:34:32,877 THAT YOU ARE A MASTER OF THE ARTS. 986 00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:35,079 IN EXCHANGE, YOU WILL LEAVE THE CREATIVE END 987 00:34:35,082 --> 00:34:36,722 COMPLETELY TO ME. 988 00:34:36,723 --> 00:34:37,783 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 989 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,594 FANNY, I THINK WE HAVE A DEAL. 990 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:40,786 GOOD. 991 00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,728 WILL YOU TELL PEOPLE IT WAS MY IDEA 992 00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:44,190 TO WEAR THE TUTUS? 993 00:34:44,191 --> 00:34:46,591 ABSOLUTELY. 994 00:34:46,593 --> 00:34:48,943 IT WAS A LOVELY PARTY. 995 00:34:48,936 --> 00:34:50,866 SO GROWN UP. 996 00:34:50,868 --> 00:34:53,198 HEAVENS, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH 997 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,870 TO HAVE A CAR. 998 00:34:54,872 --> 00:34:55,942 ( chuckles ) 999 00:34:55,943 --> 00:34:57,143 DO YOU HAVE A CAR? 1000 00:34:57,144 --> 00:34:58,884 NOPE. NO CAR. JUST FEET. 1001 00:34:58,876 --> 00:34:59,876 OH. 1002 00:35:15,763 --> 00:35:17,773 ( knocking on door ) 1003 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,000 OH. HEY. 1004 00:35:24,002 --> 00:35:25,572 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1005 00:35:25,573 --> 00:35:27,143 I HEARD YOU WERE HAVING A PARTY. 1006 00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:29,035 OH, YEAH. 1007 00:35:29,037 --> 00:35:31,577 GUESS MY INVITATION GOT LOST? 1008 00:35:32,911 --> 00:35:34,781 SO CAN I COME IN? 1009 00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:35,782 SURE. 1010 00:35:40,749 --> 00:35:41,889 WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT IT? 1011 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:43,750 AUBREY WAS CHEERING AT MY GAME. 1012 00:35:43,752 --> 00:35:45,892 SHE ASSUMED I WAS INVITED. 1013 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,764 WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING BASKETBALL AGAIN? 1014 00:35:47,756 --> 00:35:49,226 THREE WEEKS AGO. 1015 00:35:49,227 --> 00:35:50,897 - OH. - YEP. 1016 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:53,229 IT'S KIND OF BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'VE TALKED. 1017 00:35:53,231 --> 00:35:56,911 SO WHERE ARE WE ANYWAY? 1018 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,635 MY APARTMENT. 1019 00:35:58,637 --> 00:36:00,067 YOUR WHAT? 1020 00:36:00,068 --> 00:36:01,868 MY APARTMENT. 1021 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,070 IT WAS A HOUSEWARMING PARTY. 1022 00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:05,741 YOU GOT AN APARTMENT AND NEVER TOLD ME. 1023 00:36:05,744 --> 00:36:07,884 A WHOLE APARTMENT. YOU ACTUALLY MOVED? 1024 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:10,016 - IT WAS SUDDEN. - SO IF I HAD 1025 00:36:10,018 --> 00:36:11,748 SHOWN UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITH A BOOM BOX 1026 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,050 AND PETER GABRIEL BLASTING... 1027 00:36:13,051 --> 00:36:14,781 THE NEW OWNERS WOULD HAVE CALLED THE POLICE. 1028 00:36:14,783 --> 00:36:15,983 RIGHT. OKAY. 1029 00:36:15,984 --> 00:36:20,094 SO, CLEARLY THIS ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, RIGHT? 1030 00:36:20,089 --> 00:36:22,959 HEY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 1031 00:36:22,962 --> 00:36:24,062 OKAY? 1032 00:36:24,063 --> 00:36:26,773 I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH A LOT OF STUFF. 1033 00:36:26,765 --> 00:36:28,695 MY PARENTS COMPLETELY ABANDONED ME. 1034 00:36:28,697 --> 00:36:30,037 I'M SUDDENLY ON MY OWN, 1035 00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:31,569 AND I HAD TO GET FURNITURE, 1036 00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:32,700 AND REDO THE FLOORS, 1037 00:36:32,701 --> 00:36:33,841 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER 1038 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:34,973 SET UP UTILITIES, BUT IF YOU DON'T 1039 00:36:34,974 --> 00:36:36,614 HAVE A CREDIT CARD, IT'S A PROBLEM. 1040 00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:38,705 AND EVERY TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT MY APARTMENT AND YOU, 1041 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:40,178 AND YOU IN MY APARTMENT WITH ME, 1042 00:36:40,179 --> 00:36:41,909 IT WAS WEIRD AND CONFUSING. 1043 00:36:41,911 --> 00:36:43,151 AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT? IS HE GONNA THINK 1044 00:36:43,152 --> 00:36:44,882 I'M INVITING HIM OVER TO MY BIG PARENT FREE 1045 00:36:44,884 --> 00:36:45,964 SEX PALACE NOW?" 1046 00:36:45,955 --> 00:36:48,285 AND IT FREAKED ME OUT. 1047 00:36:48,287 --> 00:36:49,887 AND I HAD A PARTY TO PLAN AND LETTUCE TO WASH 1048 00:36:49,889 --> 00:36:51,289 SO I HAD TO PUT YOU OVER THERE 1049 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:52,690 IN A CORNER BECAUSE I JUST 1050 00:36:52,692 --> 00:36:53,992 COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT YET. 1051 00:36:53,993 --> 00:36:55,633 WOW. 1052 00:36:55,625 --> 00:36:56,895 YOU'RE WEIRDER THAN I THOUGHT. 1053 00:36:56,896 --> 00:36:58,896 AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTY WEIRD. 1054 00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:01,769 AND WHY WOULD I JUST ASSUME 1055 00:37:01,771 --> 00:37:03,031 THAT THIS IS A SEX PALACE, HUH? 1056 00:37:03,032 --> 00:37:05,242 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL A SEX PALACE IS. 1057 00:37:05,235 --> 00:37:07,105 DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BAD THING, 1058 00:37:07,106 --> 00:37:08,776 BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE JUST ASSUMED 1059 00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:09,778 THAT THIS IS ONE OF THEM. 1060 00:37:09,779 --> 00:37:10,839 - HEY! - WHAT? 1061 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,040 SO WHAT? 1062 00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:13,381 THIS ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN? 1063 00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,253 OH MY GOD, YOU'RE NUTS. 1064 00:37:15,245 --> 00:37:16,915 YOU'RE SERIOUSLY CERTIFIABLE. 1065 00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,246 I HAVE BEEN CALLING AND TEXTING 1066 00:37:18,248 --> 00:37:19,918 AND THROWING MY SELF-RESPECT OUT THE WINDOW 1067 00:37:19,919 --> 00:37:21,389 AND BASICALLY STALKING YOU, 1068 00:37:21,391 --> 00:37:23,791 AND YOU JUST TOLD ME I WAS OUTRANKED BY LETTUCE. 1069 00:37:23,793 --> 00:37:25,103 SO YEAH, IT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE 1070 00:37:25,095 --> 00:37:26,355 YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN. 1071 00:37:26,356 --> 00:37:27,826 - WELL, I DO. - OH YEAH? 1072 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:28,998 - YEAH! - FINE. WHEN? 1073 00:37:28,999 --> 00:37:30,029 - FRIDAY. - 8:00? 1074 00:37:30,030 --> 00:37:30,900 - FINE. - GREAT. 1075 00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:31,901 - BYE! - BYE! 1076 00:37:39,910 --> 00:37:41,370 IS THE MAN ON FIRE YET? 1077 00:37:41,371 --> 00:37:42,911 WE'RE NOT THERE. 1078 00:37:42,913 --> 00:37:44,043 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 1079 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:45,924 WHERE ARE WE? 1080 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:46,976 TOOK A LITTLE DETOUR. 1081 00:37:46,977 --> 00:37:48,047 JUST HAVE TO RUN A QUICK ERRAND. 1082 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,048 I'LL BE BACK IN A SECOND. 1083 00:38:01,392 --> 00:38:02,932 WHAT? I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CAR. 1084 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:03,993 I THOUGHT I'D GET SOME FRIES. 1085 00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:05,204 I'LL GET YOU FRIES. GO BACK TO THE CAR. 1086 00:38:05,196 --> 00:38:06,366 I MIGHT WANT SOMETHING WITH MY FRIES. 1087 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,037 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH YOUR FRIES? 1088 00:38:08,038 --> 00:38:09,698 I DON'T KNOW. MORE FRIES? 1089 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,170 GO BACK TO THE CAR AND I'LL BRING YOU 1090 00:38:11,172 --> 00:38:12,372 SOMETHING YOU'LL LIKE. 1091 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,053 IT'LL BE A SURPRISE. LIKE A GAME. 1092 00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:16,045 - YOU LIKE GAMES. - YOU'RE BEING WEIRD. 1093 00:38:16,047 --> 00:38:18,047 WHAT'S GOING ON? IS THE GUN BEHIND THE TOILET OR SOMETHING? 1094 00:38:20,051 --> 00:38:22,911 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1095 00:38:22,914 --> 00:38:24,394 - MICHELLE... - YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY TO-- 1096 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,055 - WHERE ARE WE? - SACRAMENTO. 1097 00:38:26,057 --> 00:38:27,357 SACRAMENTO? SACRAMENTO? 1098 00:38:27,358 --> 00:38:29,058 PLEASE, MICHELLE, GO BACK TO THE CAR. 1099 00:38:29,060 --> 00:38:30,920 TELL ME, SCOTTY, TELL ME WHY YOU DROVE 1100 00:38:30,922 --> 00:38:33,392 200 MILES TO SEE MOM. 1101 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:35,934 A WOMAN I'VE BEEN ACTIVELY SUCCESSFULLY 1102 00:38:35,927 --> 00:38:37,227 AVOIDING FOR 12 1/2 YEARS? 1103 00:38:37,228 --> 00:38:39,198 THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. I JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 1104 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,400 - WHAT? - PLEASE. 1105 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:42,431 GO BACK TO THE CAR. 1106 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,042 MOM. 1107 00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:53,043 HANG ON. 1108 00:38:56,047 --> 00:38:57,217 ( mouthing ) 1109 00:38:59,391 --> 00:39:01,391 I'M KIND OF IN A HURRY, MOM. 1110 00:39:01,393 --> 00:39:03,053 IF I DON'T FINISH THIS ARTICLE NOW, 1111 00:39:03,054 --> 00:39:04,064 I'LL HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. 1112 00:39:04,055 --> 00:39:05,055 YOU KNOW THAT. 1113 00:39:07,959 --> 00:39:10,059 ( sighs ) GOD. 1114 00:39:10,062 --> 00:39:12,402 SUSAN SARANDON IS SO INTERESTING. 1115 00:39:12,404 --> 00:39:14,414 SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE POLITICAL. 1116 00:39:14,406 --> 00:39:16,266 WOMEN WHO ARE POLITICAL ARE SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING 1117 00:39:16,268 --> 00:39:17,338 THAN WOMEN WHO ARE NOT. 1118 00:39:17,339 --> 00:39:19,069 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 1119 00:39:19,071 --> 00:39:20,411 COFFEE AND FRIES, PLEASE. 1120 00:39:20,412 --> 00:39:22,072 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ORDERING COFFEE AND FRIES. 1121 00:39:22,074 --> 00:39:24,084 - WHY? - 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SIT IN A DINER 1122 00:39:24,076 --> 00:39:25,746 AND NOT ORDER ANYTHING. IT'S SUPER RUDE. 1123 00:39:25,747 --> 00:39:27,017 JUST GO BACK TO THE CAR. 1124 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:28,279 IGNORE ME. I'M NOT HERE. 1125 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,050 - HOW ARE THE CHEESEBURGERS? - COMPARED TO WHAT? 1126 00:39:30,052 --> 00:39:31,382 I'LL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER. 1127 00:39:31,383 --> 00:39:32,933 IS THAT MICHELLE? 1128 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:34,025 YES. 1129 00:39:34,026 --> 00:39:35,226 WHY DID YOU BRING MICHELLE? 1130 00:39:35,227 --> 00:39:36,927 MOM, PLEASE. LET'S JUST DO THIS, OKAY? 1131 00:39:36,929 --> 00:39:38,189 I'M NOT PREPARED FOR MICHELLE. 1132 00:39:38,190 --> 00:39:39,930 I DIDN'T DRESS FOR MICHELLE. 1133 00:39:39,932 --> 00:39:41,132 GOD. ANYWAY, 1134 00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:43,203 DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE CONDO? 1135 00:39:43,195 --> 00:39:44,395 TALK AND LOOK, MOM. 1136 00:39:44,396 --> 00:39:45,966 WELL, IT'S PERFECT FOR ME. 1137 00:39:45,968 --> 00:39:47,538 IT HAS TWO BEDROOMS 1138 00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,870 SO YOU CAN STAY IN ONE IF YOU EVER VISIT. 1139 00:39:49,872 --> 00:39:52,352 AND A BONUS ROOM I'M GOING TO TURN INTO MY RECORDING STUDIO. 1140 00:39:52,345 --> 00:39:53,545 HER RECORDING STUDIO? 1141 00:39:53,546 --> 00:39:55,406 I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE AN ALBUM, RIGHT? 1142 00:39:55,408 --> 00:39:56,808 HER RECORDING STUDIO? 1143 00:39:56,809 --> 00:39:58,949 NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU'RE NOT HERE. 1144 00:39:58,951 --> 00:40:00,081 I ALWAYS WANTED TO SING. 1145 00:40:00,082 --> 00:40:01,282 AND RUFUS HAS PRO TOOLS. 1146 00:40:01,284 --> 00:40:03,964 RUFUS IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND. YOU DIDN'T ASK. 1147 00:40:03,956 --> 00:40:05,156 HE'S YOUNGER. NOT AS YOUNG AS 1148 00:40:05,158 --> 00:40:06,488 SUSAN SARANDON'S BOYFRIEND, 1149 00:40:06,489 --> 00:40:07,519 BUT HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME. 1150 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,820 WELL, GREAT. 1151 00:40:08,821 --> 00:40:10,091 - YOU HAVE THE-- - HE'S 35. 1152 00:40:10,093 --> 00:40:11,923 I HAVE A 35-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND. 1153 00:40:11,924 --> 00:40:13,034 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 1154 00:40:13,026 --> 00:40:14,126 NOT AT ALL. 1155 00:40:14,127 --> 00:40:16,127 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN? OCEANOGRAPHY. 1156 00:40:16,129 --> 00:40:17,269 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 1157 00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:20,270 SO, YOU'RE BUYING A CONDO. 1158 00:40:20,273 --> 00:40:21,333 I AM! 1159 00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:22,544 MY FRIEND JENNY, 1160 00:40:22,535 --> 00:40:24,135 SHE WAS LOOKING AT IT FIRST. 1161 00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:25,477 SHE WANTED TO TURN THE BONUS ROOM INTO A GYM, 1162 00:40:25,478 --> 00:40:27,408 BUT IT'S GONNA MAKE A MUCH BETTER RECORDING STUDIO. 1163 00:40:27,410 --> 00:40:29,140 I THOUGHT I'D TRY COUNTRY AND WESTERN 1164 00:40:29,142 --> 00:40:30,412 BECAUSE I LOOK GOOD IN HATS. 1165 00:40:30,413 --> 00:40:32,053 SILLY REASON, RIGHT? 1166 00:40:32,045 --> 00:40:33,085 - YES. - NO. 1167 00:40:33,086 --> 00:40:34,286 YES. 1168 00:40:34,287 --> 00:40:35,917 - HERE'S YOUR COFFEE. - THANK YOU. 1169 00:40:35,919 --> 00:40:37,089 THANK YOU. 1170 00:40:37,090 --> 00:40:38,490 THOSE ARE UNFAMILIAR WORDS. 1171 00:40:38,492 --> 00:40:40,152 SCOTTY, TELL SHANIA TWAIN 1172 00:40:40,153 --> 00:40:41,153 EYES ON HER OWN PAPER. 1173 00:40:41,154 --> 00:40:42,464 MOM, PLEASE. 1174 00:40:42,456 --> 00:40:43,926 OH YES. 1175 00:40:43,927 --> 00:40:46,427 IT'S JUST YOUR STANDARD LEGAL BLAH BLAH BLAH. 1176 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:48,230 ( sighs ) I DON'T SEE WHERE 1177 00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:50,101 THE GUARDIAN'S SIGNATURE IS SUPPOSED TO GO. 1178 00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:51,373 THE WHAT? 1179 00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:52,365 RIGHT THERE, I THINK. 1180 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:53,966 THE GUARDIAN'S SIGNATURE? 1181 00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:55,267 MY PEN'S DEAD. YOU GOT A PEN? 1182 00:40:55,269 --> 00:40:57,209 HELLO? GUARDIAN SIGNATURE, WHAT'S A GUARDIAN SIGNATURE? 1183 00:40:57,211 --> 00:41:00,411 SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY SCOTTY. 1184 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:02,084 ( sighs ) 1185 00:41:02,076 --> 00:41:03,346 I'M MOM'S GUARDIAN. 1186 00:41:03,347 --> 00:41:05,617 I HAVE TO SIGN ALL HER FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS, OKAY? 1187 00:41:05,619 --> 00:41:07,949 HOW MANY WAYS CAN I SAY NO? 1188 00:41:07,951 --> 00:41:09,621 LOOK, SHE GOT INTO A SITUATION. 1189 00:41:09,623 --> 00:41:10,883 THAT'S SHOCKING. 1190 00:41:10,884 --> 00:41:12,234 SHE BOUGHT A HOUSE WITH A BOYFRIEND-- 1191 00:41:12,226 --> 00:41:13,486 NOT RUFUS. 1192 00:41:13,487 --> 00:41:15,057 AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PAY HALF, 1193 00:41:15,059 --> 00:41:16,259 BUT THEY BROKE UP 1194 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:17,430 AND MOM DIDN'T WANT TO GET STUCK WITH A HOUSE. 1195 00:41:17,431 --> 00:41:18,431 BUT THE ONLY WAY TO GET HER OUT OF IT 1196 00:41:18,432 --> 00:41:19,632 WAS TO HAVE HER DECLARED INCOMPETENT 1197 00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:21,943 WHICH INVOLVED ME BECOMING HER GUARDIAN. 1198 00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,436 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND? 1199 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:25,167 PLEASE, JUST STAY OUT OF THIS. 1200 00:41:25,169 --> 00:41:26,599 HOW DID YOU LET HER CON YOU INTO THIS? 1201 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,640 SHE HAD TO GET RID OF THE HOUSE IN ORDER TO GET THE CONDO. 1202 00:41:28,643 --> 00:41:31,113 I WANT TO MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND THE FULL CRAZY HERE. 1203 00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:33,045 SHE HAD HERSELF DECLARED INCOMPETENT 1204 00:41:33,047 --> 00:41:34,177 TO GET OUT OF A PLACE TO LIVE 1205 00:41:34,178 --> 00:41:35,548 IN ORDER TO GET A DIFFERENT PLACE TO LIVE. 1206 00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:36,950 WELL, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO-- 1207 00:41:36,951 --> 00:41:38,951 NO. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THE CRAZY YET. 1208 00:41:38,953 --> 00:41:40,563 SHE HAD HERSELF DECLARED INCOMPETENT 1209 00:41:40,555 --> 00:41:41,615 TO GET OUT OF A PLACE TO LIVE 1210 00:41:41,616 --> 00:41:43,016 AND YOU HELPED HER! 1211 00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:44,157 SHE CERTAINLY CAN'T EXPECT ME TO LIVE 1212 00:41:44,158 --> 00:41:45,418 IN A PLACE WITH SO MANY MEMORIES. 1213 00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,160 WHO CO-SIGNS ON A HOUSE 1214 00:41:47,161 --> 00:41:49,221 WITH A GUY THEY KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT WITH? 1215 00:41:49,223 --> 00:41:50,093 WELL, SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 1216 00:41:50,094 --> 00:41:51,234 IT NEVER WORKS OUT. 1217 00:41:51,226 --> 00:41:53,066 IT WILL WITH RUFUS. 1218 00:41:53,067 --> 00:41:54,097 SCOTTY, LEAVE HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 1219 00:41:54,098 --> 00:41:55,198 JUST LET ME SIGN THIS. 1220 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:56,430 SHE WILL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE. 1221 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,971 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES. 1222 00:41:57,972 --> 00:42:00,112 SHE DRAGS EVERYONE INTO HER HOLE OF DESTRUCTION, 1223 00:42:00,105 --> 00:42:01,505 THEN SOMEHOW SHE CLIMBS OUT 1224 00:42:01,506 --> 00:42:03,106 - AND LEAVES YOU THERE. - SO DRAMATIC. 1225 00:42:03,108 --> 00:42:05,108 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE COUNTRY SINGER. 1226 00:42:05,110 --> 00:42:06,640 MOM CALLED ME AND NEEDED HELP. 1227 00:42:06,641 --> 00:42:07,641 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 1228 00:42:07,642 --> 00:42:09,182 CHANGE YOUR NUMBER A LOT. 1229 00:42:09,184 --> 00:42:10,124 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 1230 00:42:10,115 --> 00:42:11,915 SHE ACTS LIKE I CALL HER. 1231 00:42:11,917 --> 00:42:13,917 I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE. I HAVE FRIENDS. 1232 00:42:13,919 --> 00:42:15,289 I'M MAKING A RECORD. 1233 00:42:15,290 --> 00:42:18,090 I DON'T SEE HOW IT'S ANY OF HER BUSINESS ANYHOW. 1234 00:42:18,093 --> 00:42:19,963 SHE HASN'T CARED FOR 12 YEARS. 1235 00:42:19,955 --> 00:42:21,525 12 1/2. 1236 00:42:21,526 --> 00:42:23,626 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT MATTERS TO HER NOW. 1237 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,100 THERE, MOM. 1238 00:42:27,102 --> 00:42:28,432 TAKE IT. 1239 00:42:31,537 --> 00:42:32,537 MICHELLE? 1240 00:42:35,441 --> 00:42:38,641 I JUST WANTED TO SEE YOUR FACE. 1241 00:42:43,449 --> 00:42:45,119 ( grunts ) 1242 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,320 WELL, DOOR-TO-DOOR SERVICE 1243 00:42:47,323 --> 00:42:49,463 AND I DO ACCEPT GRATUITIES. 1244 00:42:51,457 --> 00:42:53,127 YOU CAN'T FREEZE ME OUT FOREVER. 1245 00:42:53,128 --> 00:42:55,988 YES, I CAN. 1246 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,131 BUT I WON'T. 1247 00:43:02,969 --> 00:43:04,439 I SHOULD GET GOING. 1248 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,970 GIVE ME SOME WARNING BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED AGAIN. 1249 00:43:07,974 --> 00:43:09,114 THERE'S USUALLY NOT THAT MUCH TIME. 1250 00:43:09,105 --> 00:43:10,105 ( chuckles ) 1251 00:43:19,455 --> 00:43:22,115 I'LL SLEEP AT MY PLACE TOMORROW. 89286

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.