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[ Spike ] I CAN'T BITE ANYTHING.
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I CAN'T EVEN HIT PEOPLE.
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PREVIOUSLY ON
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER...
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I'VE GOT INFORMATION
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ABOUT THE SOLDIER BOYS
YOU WERE FIGHTING.
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I'M GOING.
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WELL, HOW LONG?
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[ Oz ]
I DON'T KNOW.
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THE WOLF IS INSIDE ME,
ALL THE TIME.
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UNTIL I FIGURE OUT
WHAT THAT MEANS,
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I SHOULDN'T BE AROUND YOU.
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LOOKS GOOD.
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HEY, BUFFY.
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IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
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WHAT?
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OH.
[ Chuckles ]
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YES. I AM A LESBIAN.
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WELL, IT'S GOOD
THAT YOU'RE SO OPEN
ABOUT IT.
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WELL, HEY... YOU KNOW
WE WERE TALKIN' ABOUT
HAVIN' A PICNIC?
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I WAS THINKIN'.
DO YOU EVER HANG OUT
AT RUGGS FIELD?
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IT'S BEAUTIFUL THERE.
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USUALLY NOT
THAT CROWDED, EITHER.
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I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD
HAVE A LITTLE SPREAD.
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SANDWICHES...
MAYBE SOME ANTS.
COULD BE FUN.
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WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT HAVING A PICNIC?
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OH.
SO, WAS THAT A CONVERSATION
WE ACTUALLY HAD
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OR ONE I WAS
JUST PRACTICING?
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PRACTICING?
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OKAY. YES.
I HAVE BEEN KNOWN
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TO DO A LITTLE PREP WORK
BEFORE OUR CONVERSATIONS.
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IT'S NOT EASY, YOU KNOW,
TALKIN' TO YOU
SOMETIMES.
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IT'S LIKE AN ORAL EXAM.
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BOY. THAT'S JUST
WHAT EVERY GIRL
LONGS TO HEAR.
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WELL, YOU'RE TRICKY.
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LIKE AN EXAM?
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I NEVER KNOW
HOW YOU'RE GONNA
REACT TO SOMETHING.
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THAT'S WHY
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
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YOU'RE A MYSTERY.
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PROBABLY EVERY
BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD
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HAS SOME JERK TELLIN' HER
SHE'S A MYSTERY, BUT...
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I SWEAR...YOU REALLY ARE.
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THERE'S A LOT ABOUT YOU
THAT NEEDS PUZZLING OUT.
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I LOSE YOU SOMEWHERE?
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RIGHT AROUND...
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"BEAUTIFUL."
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SAY...DON'T YOU
JUST LOVE A PICNIC?
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IT'S JUST...
DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?
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A PICNIC.
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FIRST OF ALL,
DAYLIGHT.
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THAT'S KIND OF
A NEW VENUE,
BUFFY-WISE.
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AND THE BEST PART--
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HE SAID
THAT HE WOULD BRING
ALL THE FOOD,
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SO ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS SHOW UP AND EAT.
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THOSE ARE 2 THINGS
I'M REALLY GOOD AT.
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SO, HE'S NICE?
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VERY, VERY.
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AND THERE'S
SPARKAGE?
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YEAH. HE'S--
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HAVE YOU SEEN
HIS ARMS?
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THOSE ARE...
GOOD ARMS TO HAVE.
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I REALLY LIKE HIM.
I DO.
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BUT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I REALLY LIKE
BEING AROUND HIM...
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YOU KNOW, AND I THINK
HE CARES ABOUT ME.
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BUT..I JUST...FEEL
LIKE SOMETHING'S
MISSING.
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HE'S NOT MAKING YOU
MISERABLE?
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EXACTLY.
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RILEY SEEMS SO SOLID...
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LIKE...HE WOULDN'T
CAUSE ME HEARTACHE.
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GET OUT. GET OUT
WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME.
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I KNOW.
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I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM
THAT "BAD BOY" THING.
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THERE'S NO GOOD THERE.
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SEEING ANGEL IN L.A....
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EVEN FOR 5 MINUTES--
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HELLO TO THE PAIN.
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THE PAIN
IS NOT A FRIEND.
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BUT I CAN'T HELP
THINKING...
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ISN'T THAT WHERE
THE FIRE COMES FROM?
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CAN A NICE, SAFE
RELATIONSHIP
BE THAT INTENSE?
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I KNOW IT'S NUTS,
BUT PART OF ME BELIEVES
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THAT REAL LOVE
AND PASSION
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HAVE TO GO HAND IN HAND
WITH PAIN AND FIGHTING.
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I WONDER WHERE
I GET THAT FROM.
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SO, YOU SAW
THEIR FACES,
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BUT YOU CAN'T
DESCRIBE THEM.
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WELL...
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THEY WERE HUMAN.
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2 EYES EACH,
KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE.
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UH-HUH. AND THE LAB?
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UNDERGROUND.
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I CAME OUT
THROUGH AN AIR VENT.
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I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHERE.
I'M DONE.
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PUT THE TELLY ON.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME.
HOPE YOU GOT IT
WARM ENOUGH.
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[ Sighs ]
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DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU'RE SO DAINTY
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
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YOU'VE DONE THIS
FOR ANGEL.
YOU MUST HAVE.
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OKAY.
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HEY! GIVE IT!
THAT'S IT.
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THE INVALID
AMNESIAC ROUTINE
IS OVER.
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THE KITCHEN IS CLOSED UNTIL
YOU CAN TELL ME SOMETHING
USEFUL ABOUT THE COMMANDOS.
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I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER.
IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC.
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HOW LONG ARE YOU
GONNA PULL THIS CRAP?
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HOW LONG AM I GONNA LIVE
ONCE I TELL YOU?
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SPIKE, WE HAVE NO INTENTION
OF KILLING A HARMLESS
CREATURE.
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BUT WE HAVE TO KNOW
WHAT'S BEEN DONE TO YOU.
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WE CAN'T LET YOU GO
UNTIL WE'RE SURE
YOU'RE IMPOTENT.
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HEY.
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SORRY.
POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.
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UNTIL WE KNOW
THAT YOU'RE...YOU'RE...
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FLACCID?
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YOU ARE ONE STEP
AWAY, MISSY.
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GILES, HELP.
HE'S GONNA SCOLD ME.
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[ Growls ]
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I DON'T THINK YOU
WANT US TO LET YOU GO.
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MAYBE WE MADE IT
A LITTLE TOO COMFY
IN HERE FOR YOU.
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COMFY?
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I'M CHAINED
IN A BATHTUB,
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DRINKING PIG'S BLOOD
FROM A NOVELTY MUG.
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DOESN'T RATE HUGE
IN THE ZAGAT'S GUIDE.
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YOU WANT
SOMETHING NICER?
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OH, LOOK AT MY POOR NECK...
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ALL BARE AND TENDER
AND EXPOSED.
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ALL THAT BLOOD...
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JUST PUMPING AWAY.
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OH, PLEASE.
GILES, MAKE HER STOP!
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IF THOSE TWO DON'T
KILL EACH OTHER...
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I MIGHT LEND A HAND.
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WHAT ABOUT
A TRUTH SPELL?
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I'M NOT POSITIVE
IT WOULD WORK
ON A VAMPIRE,
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BUT WE COULD TRY...
MAKE HIM FESS UP.
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A TRUTH SPELL.
OF COURSE.
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?
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'CAUSE YOU HAD YOUR HANDS
FULL WITH THE UNDEAD
ENGLISH PATIENT?
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YES. WORTH A GO.
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LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE.
I'LL STOP BY THE
MAGIC SHOP TOMORROW.
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EXCELLENT.
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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE BACK
IN THE MORNING
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WITH DOUGHNUTS
AND MOTHERWORT.
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BYE, BUFFY.
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.
BYE.
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GREAT.
THANK YOU, WILLOW.
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UM...
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WILLOW MAY HAVE HAD
A VERY HELPFUL IDEA.
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SHE SEEMS TO BE COPING
BETTER WITH OZ'S DEPARTURE,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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WELL, SHE STILL HAS
A WAY TO GO, BUT...
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YEAH, I THINK
SHE'S DEALING.
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WHAT, ARE YOU
PEOPLE BLIND?
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SHE'S HANGIN' ON
BY A THREAD.
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ANY NINNY
CAN SEE THAT.
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DEVON SAID
THAT HE SENT
FOR HIS STUFF.
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I G--
I GUESS THIS MEANS
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HE'S PLANNING
ON SETTLING DOWN
SOMEWHERE...
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ELSE.
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NOT HERE.
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I GUESS SO.
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I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
SPLIT DOWN THE CENTER
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AND HALF OF ME
IS LOST.
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I KNOW.
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IT FEELS LIKE THAT NOW.
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OZ IS GONE.
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COME ON, NOW!
IT'S TELLY TIME!
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[ Buffy's Machine ]
HEY, THIS IS
BUFFY AND WILLOW.
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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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OH, UH, WILLOW,
IT'S GILES.
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UM, I--I THOUGHT
YOU WERE BRINGING
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THE INGREDIENTS
FOR THAT SPELL.
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I REALLY HAVE TO--
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PASSIONS IS ON!
TIMMY'S DOWN
A BLOODY WELL,
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AND IF YOU MAKE ME
MISS IT, I'LL--
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YOU'LL DO WHAT,
LICK ME TO DEATH?
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[ Growls ]
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LOOK, UH, WILLOW...
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I THINK WE OUGHT
TO TRY THE SPELL.
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AMONG OTHER THINGS,
I'D LIKE TO SHOWER
SOMETIME TODAY.
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ALONE.
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DRIVING.
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YEAH.
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YOU SERIOUSLY
DRIVE FOR FUN?
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WELL, NOT 4-WHEELING
OR ANYTHING, BUT YEAH.
DON'T YOU?
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ACTUALLY, NO-WHEELING
IS MORE MY SPECIALTY.
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I'M AN AVID
PEDESTRIAN, THOUGH.
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YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE.
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WELL, I TOOK THE CLASS.
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CARS AND BUFFY ARE,
LIKE...UNMIXY THINGS.
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T HAD
A GOOD EXPERIENCE YET.
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YOU CAN HAVE
THE BEST TIME
IN A CAR.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE
YOUR TIME...
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FORGET ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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YOU JUST RELAX...
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LET IT WASH
OVER YOU...
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THE AIR...
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THE MOTION.
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JUST LET IT ROLL.
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WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT DRIVING, RIGHT?
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I THOUGHT I WAS.
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I'M TAKING YOU.
SOME NIGHT
WHEN IT'S WARM.
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GO PAST THE VINEYARDS.
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IT'S GONNA CHANGE
EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
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I'M IN.
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HEY, WILLOW.
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HEY.
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I INTERRUPTED.
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YOU'VE GOT APPLES.
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MY "MIS."
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WAIT.
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SIT. THERE'S
PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
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DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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NO.
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EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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SAME.
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OH.
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YOUR APPLES
ARE TURNING BROWN...
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THE WAY THEY DO.
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YEAH. GUESS
THEY DO THAT.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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JEEZ. YOU MEAN
OZ JUST SENT
FOR HIS STUFF
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AND DIDN'T
EVEN CALL HER?
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THAT'S PRETTY HARSH.
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I ONLY WISH I HAD
MY POWERS BACK.
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I'D LIQUEFY
HIS ENTRAILS
FOR HER.
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[ Xander ]
THAT'S SWEET.
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GOD.
POOR WIL.
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NO WONDER SHE'S...
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HAVING
A WONDERFUL TIME.
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WOW. WAY TO REBOUND.
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I BELIEVE THAT'S THE DANCE
OF A BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER.
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HEY, GUYS, COME ON.
THIS MUSIC'S GREAT.
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IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
BROUGHT YOUR BOOGIE
SHOES TONIGHT, WIL.
234
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:14,542
YEAH. YOU KNOW, I KNOW
I'VE BEEN SORT OF
A PARTY POOP LATELY,
235
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:17,625
SO I SAID TO MYSELF,
"SELF," I SAID,
236
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:19,542
"IT'S TIME TO SHAKE
AND SHIMMY IT OFF."
237
00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,458
SOUNDS LIKE
A GOOD POLICY.
238
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:23,458
YEAH, AND IT WORKS, TOO.
239
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,417
YEAH, I JUST FIGURE
IN THE GRAND SCHEME
OF THINGS,
240
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,458
WE'RE ALL JUST--
241
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,625
[ Clinking ]
242
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:32,667
DRUNK?
243
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,917
[ Chuckles ]
244
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:36,375
DRUNK. I MEAN...
245
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:39,041
THAT'S...THAT'S
SUCH A--A STRONG WORD...
246
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:42,417
KIND OF A GUTTURAL
ANGLO-SAXON WORD.
247
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,917
"DRUNK."
248
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,208
WIL, NOT LOVING
THE DROWNING
OF THE SORROWS.
249
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:49,000
NOT DROWNING. WAITING.
250
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,917
UH, SEE? LIGHT.
NO BIG.
251
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:55,208
NO BIG? ANYBODY
REMEMBER WHEN BUFFY
HAD THE FUN BEERFEST
252
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,959
AND WENT ONE MILLION
YEARS B.C.?
253
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:59,542
SADLY, WITHOUT
THE FUZZY BIKINI.
254
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,000
OFF TOPIC, XANDER.
255
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,041
RIGHT. HELPING NOW.
256
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,500
WIL, HOW ABOUT YOU
GIVE ME THAT BEER?
257
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,875
NO. WHY SHOULD I?
258
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,208
I-I'VE GOT PAIN HERE,
BIG-TIME LEGITIMATE PAIN.
259
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:13,417
WE ALL HAVE PAIN, WIL.
260
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:17,708
LIKE WHAT? "OH, POOR ME.
I LIVE IN A BASEMENT."
YEAH, THAT'S DIRE.
261
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,667
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S IT.
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
262
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,625
NO. I DON'T WANT TO.
263
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,333
WELL, YOU'LL THANK ME
WHEN YOU STILL HAVE
A FRIEND IN THE MORNING.
264
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:31,708
I JUST CAN'T STAND
FEELING THIS WAY.
265
00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:33,375
I WANT IT TO BE OVER.
266
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,000
IT WILL.
267
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,333
I PROMISE.
268
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,208
BUT IT'S
GONNA TAKE TIME.
269
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,750
WELL, THAT'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
270
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,333
I KNOW.
271
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:43,875
IT'S JUST HOW IT IS.
272
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,917
YOU HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THE PAIN.
273
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:50,041
WELL, ISN'T THERE
SOME WAY I CAN JUST
MAKE IT GO AWAY?
274
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:53,917
JUST 'CAUSE I SAY SO?
CAN'T--CAN'T I JUST
MAKE IT GO POOF?
275
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,417
HARKEN WELL, YE ELEMENTS.
276
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:33,500
I SUMMON THEE NOW.
277
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,834
CONTROL THE OUTSIDE...
278
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,208
CONTROL WITHIN.
279
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:41,458
LAND AND SEA,
FIRE AND WIND...
280
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:44,375
OUT OF MY PASSIONS,
A WEB BE SPUN.
281
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:48,583
FROM THIS EVE FORTH,
MY WILL BE DONE.
282
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:50,875
SO MOTE IT BE.
283
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:11,125
IT IS MY WILL
THAT MY HEART BE HEALED...
284
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,792
NOW.
285
00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:19,667
I WILL THAT THIS BOOK
SPEAK ITS WORDS TO ME.
286
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,166
I WILL THAT THIS Q-TIP
GETS UNBENDY?
287
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:29,708
[ Knock On Door ]
288
00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,250
COME IN.
289
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,917
GILES. UH, WHAT
ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
290
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,834
I'M A BIT CONCERNED
ABOUT YOU, ACTUALLY.
291
00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:40,333
DID BUFFY TELL YOU
ABOUT THE BEER?
'CAUSE--
292
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,291
BUFFY DIDN'T TELL ME
ANYTHING.
293
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,708
OH. WELL, FORGET
THE BEER PART THEN.
294
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:48,291
HAPPILY. I CAME BECAUSE
WE HAD AN APPOINTMENT
THE OTHER DAY.
295
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,792
OH...RIGHT.
THE TRUTH SPELL.
296
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,375
YES. UM...WILLOW...
297
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,166
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE...
298
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,458
GOING THOUGH
A VERY DIFFICULT TIME.
299
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,667
BUT SHIRKING
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES--
300
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,291
BUT I DIDN'T...SHIRK.
301
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:09,458
I DID THE RESEARCH,
AND I...I PICKED UP
THE MOTHERWORT.
302
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:12,250
I JUST FORGOT
THE DOING-THE-SPELL PART.
303
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,125
THAT ISN'T LIKE YOU
AT ALL.
304
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:18,209
I KNOW. I--
I'VE BEEN OFF.
305
00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:20,750
I...I EVEN TRIED TO DO
A SPELL LAST NIGHT.
306
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,333
TO HAVE
MY WILL DONE?
307
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,166
I WAS HOPING
IT WOULD MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER.
308
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,209
BUT IT JUST WENT
KABLOOEY.
309
00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:28,542
A SPELL? I DON'T
THINK IT'S WISE
310
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,625
FOR YOU TO BE DOING THAT
ALONE RIGHT NOW.
311
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,583
YOUR ENERGY'S
TOO UNFOCUSED.
312
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:36,000
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I SAID--I SAID I WAS OFF,
NOT INCOMPETENT.
313
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,625
I ONLY MEANT
THAT YOU'RE GRIEVING,
314
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,208
AND IT MIGHT BE WISE
IF YOU TOOK A BREAK
315
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,875
FROM DOING SPELLS
WITHOUT SUPERVISION.
316
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:44,375
SO I GET PUNISHED
'CAUSE I'M IN PAIN?
317
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,250
IT'S NOT PUNISHMENT.
I'M ONLY SAYING THIS
BECAUSE--
318
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,041
OH, YOU CARE. YEAH.
EVERYBODY CARES.
319
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:52,375
BUT NOBODY WANTS
TO BE INCONVENIENCED.
320
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,583
YOU ALL WANT ME
TO TAKE THE TIME AND
GO THROUGH THE PAIN
321
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,083
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T
HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT
ANYMORE.
322
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,291
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
323
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:00,500
ISN'T IT?
324
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,875
'CAUSE I'M DOING
THE BEST I CAN,
325
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,209
AND IT DOESN'T SEEM
TO BE ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS.
326
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,583
AND I SEE HOW YOU
COULD FEEL THAT WAY.
I DO--
327
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,000
NO, YOU DON'T.
YOU SAY YOU DO,
328
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,291
BUT YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
329
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,875
UM...
330
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,291
OH. SORRY.
331
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,208
UM...
332
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,417
SORRY. UM...PERHAPS
333
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,208
I'D BETTER BE GOING.
334
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,041
UH...LET'S, UM...
335
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,417
LET'S TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER.
336
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:34,333
OH! SORRY.
337
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,375
SO SORRY.
338
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,291
"ENEMY, ENEMY...
339
00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:45,000
BE NOW QUIET."
340
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,708
YOU KNOW...I'M NOT
TOO KEEN ABOUT
THIS SPELL STUFF.
341
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:50,083
TENDS TO BE
A BIT UNPREDICTABLE.
342
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,250
YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT SOONER.
343
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,417
UM...
344
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,291
"LET YOUR DECEITFUL
TONGUE BE..."
345
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,291
UH...
346
00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:58,291
UH...
347
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,209
"BE...
348
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,041
BROKEN."
349
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,167
UH...
350
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:05,083
"LET NO...
351
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,417
"UNTRUTHS BE...
352
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:10,500
SPOKEN."
353
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,083
HEY.
354
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,667
WHAT'S THAT
ALL ABOUT?
355
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,834
HMM? OH, NOTHING.
356
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,000
JUST, UH, AN ASH
IN MY EYE.
357
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:28,250
WELL. I WON'T HAVE YOU
DOIN' MOJO ON ME
358
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,041
IF YOU CAN'T READ
PROPERLY.
359
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,750
YOU COULD TURN ME
INTO A STINK BEETLE
OR WHAT ALL.
360
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,458
THAT WOULD BE
A GENEROUS ENDING
FOR YOU, SPIKE.
361
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,166
OHHH!
362
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,834
I MEAN, I'M
GOING THROUGH SOMETHING,
363
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:50,500
I JUST DON'T SEE WHY
HE WAS GETTING DOWN ON ME.
364
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,750
GILES JUST WORRIES.
SPELLS CAN BE
DANGEROUS.
365
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,542
DOESN'T MEAN HE THINKS
THAT YOU'RE A BAD WITCH.
366
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,917
I AM A BAD WITCH.
367
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,542
NO, YOU'RE A GOOD WITCH.
368
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:02,917
I'M NOT KIDDING ANYONE.
IF I HAD ANY REAL POWER,
369
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,208
I COULD'VE MADE OZ
STAY WITH ME.
370
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,417
WILLOW, YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE WANTED HIM TO
HAVE STAYED--
371
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:10,750
AND I DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS
TO DO THIS SPELL
ON VERUCA.
372
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:14,417
MY "I WILL IT SO" SPELL
WENT NOWHERE.
373
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:17,959
THE ONLY REAL WITCH HERE
IS FUZZY LITTLE AMY.
374
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,834
I THINK YOU'RE BEING
TOO HARD ON YOURSELF.
375
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,875
SHE'S GOT ACCESS TO POWERS
I CAN'T EVEN INVOKE.
376
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,917
I MEAN, FIRST SHE'S
A PERFECTLY NORMAL GIRL...
377
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,458
THEN, POOF...
SHE'S A RAT.
378
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,792
I COULD NEVER DO
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
379
00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,500
[ Telephone Rings ]
380
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,417
HELLO.
381
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,375
UH, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
382
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,208
SPIKE ESCAPED.
383
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,125
AND YOU'RE GOING?
384
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,250
NOW?
385
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,500
SORRY. DUTY THING.
386
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,166
WELL...I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
387
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,834
SPIKE CAN'T HURT
ANYONE, RIGHT?
388
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,500
AND I FIGURED
SINCE I'M KINDA
GRIEVY,
389
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,834
WE COULD, UH, YOU KNOW,
HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT,
390
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:05,417
YOU KNOW, EAT SUNDAES
AND WATCH STEEL MAGNOLIAS,
391
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:09,125
AND YOU CAN TELL ME
HOW AT LEAST
I DON'T HAVE DIABETES.
392
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:12,375
WIL, I CAN'T HANG OUT
WITH YOU UNTIL I GET
SPIKE BACK TO GILES.
393
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,417
YOU KNOW THAT.
I'LL BE BACK
AS SOON AS I CAN.
394
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,000
I PROMISE.
395
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,125
I DON'T SEE THE BIG.
HE'S PROBABLY JUST
STANDING OUT THERE.
396
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:24,500
YOU'LL FIND HIM
IN 2 SECONDS.
397
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,125
[ Sighs ]
398
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:31,500
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
GONNA TAKE LONGER.
399
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,500
ME, TOO.
400
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,041
I MUST'VE GOT...
401
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:36,166
TURNED AROUND.
402
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:39,583
HANG--HANG ON.
THIS--
403
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,166
THIS IS IT.
404
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,166
WAIT.
405
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,542
NO.
406
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:46,542
YES.
407
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:47,959
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
408
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,959
THE LAB.
COMMANDO LAB.
409
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,667
THE DOOR WAS RIGHT HERE
WHERE I ESCAPED.
410
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:54,834
I DON'T THINK SO.
411
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,667
OPEN UP!
412
00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,291
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
413
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:03,583
SPIKE, THERE'S
NOTHING THERE.
LET ME IN!
414
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,500
FIX ME.
415
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,667
OKAY, DROP THE ACT.
416
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,000
GET OFF ME!
417
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,166
OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I'M GONNA GAG YOU.
418
00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,583
OHHHH!
419
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,041
OHHHH! OHH!
420
00:22:20,834 --> 00:22:22,959
HEY! WATCH IT!
421
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:24,959
ONE MORE WORD
OUT OF YOU,
AND I SWEAR--
422
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:27,792
SWEAR WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANYTHING TO ME.
423
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,166
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE STONES.
424
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:33,000
OH, I GOT THE STONES.
I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF--
425
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
STONES.
426
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,959
YEAH?
YOU'RE ALL TALK.
427
00:22:36,959 --> 00:22:38,625
GILES!
428
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,667
I ACCIDENTALLY
KILLED SPIKE!
429
00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,375
THAT'S OKAY, RIGHT?
430
00:22:42,375 --> 00:22:44,583
UH...JUST A MINUTE.
431
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,917
I MEAN, I'M GOING
THROUGH SOMETHING,
432
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,417
AND YOU'D THINK
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
433
00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:51,083
BUFFY WOULD MAKE
BEST FRIENDS A PRIORITY.
434
00:22:51,083 --> 00:22:53,959
YOU KNOW, WIL, IT'S NOT
LIKE SHE COULD JUST
LET SPIKE GO.
435
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,417
I GET THIS SPELL
REVERSED,
436
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,000
THEY'LL BE FINDING
YOUR BODY FOR WEEKS.
437
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,875
OH, MAKE A MOVE.
438
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:05,166
PLEASE. I'M DYING
FOR A GOOD SLAY.
439
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,250
SPIKE'S MORE IMPORTANT
THAN ME. I GET IT.
440
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,625
BUFFY'S GOTTA FIND OUT
WHAT'S UP WITH THOSE COMMANDOS.
441
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,542
RIGHT NOW,
SHE NEEDS SPIKE.
442
00:23:13,542 --> 00:23:17,417
WELL, FINE.
WHY DOESN'T SHE
JUST GO MARRY HIM?
443
00:23:17,417 --> 00:23:21,667
IF THE TWO OF YOU
COULD REMAIN...CIVIL...
444
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,458
LONG ENOUGH TO, UH--TO--
445
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,834
IT'S JUST SO SUDDEN.
446
00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:28,291
I--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
447
00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:30,417
JUST SAY YES...
448
00:23:30,417 --> 00:23:33,000
AND MAKE ME
THE HAPPIEST MAN
ON EARTH.
449
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,959
OH, SPIKE...
450
00:23:34,959 --> 00:23:36,542
OF COURSE IT'S YES!
451
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:48,000
GILES!
YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE
WHAT'S HAPPENED!
452
00:23:57,834 --> 00:23:59,250
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
453
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,917
I KNOW IT'S HARD
TO SEE IT RIGHT NOW,
454
00:24:01,917 --> 00:24:04,250
BUT EVERYTHING YOU'RE FEELING
IS BECAUSE OF YOU AND OZ,
455
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,125
NOT BECAUSE OF BUFFY
AND ME OR ANYBODY.
456
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,917
BUT EVENTUALLY YOU'LL
MEET SOMEBODY ELSE,
AND IT'LL BE BETTER.
457
00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:12,542
YEAH, 'CAUSE
MOST RELATIONSHIPS
ARE GREAT
458
00:24:12,542 --> 00:24:14,125
AND TROUBLE-FREE.
459
00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,375
I DON'T THINK SO.
460
00:24:15,375 --> 00:24:17,542
I THINK WE'RE ALL
DOOMED TO BADNESS.
461
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:19,542
WE'RE NOT DOOMED.
OH, YEAH?
462
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,625
LET'S LOOK
AT YOUR BIO.
463
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458
INSECT LADY...
464
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:24,625
MUMMY GIRL...
465
00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:26,000
ANYA.
466
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,917
YOU'RE A...
DEMON MAGNET.
467
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,750
HEY, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO HELP.
468
00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:31,875
WILLOW...
469
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,458
IT'S...IT'S ME.
470
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:36,041
UH, SOMETHING'S HAPPENED.
I--I NEED YOUR HELP.
471
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,750
I--I CAN'T SEE VERY WELL.
472
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,458
E-EVERYTHING'S BLURRED.
473
00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,792
I--I'M CERTAIN IT'S--
IT'S A SPELL OF SOME KIND
474
00:24:43,792 --> 00:24:45,792
BECAUSE, UM...WELL...
475
00:24:45,792 --> 00:24:47,083
IT--IT...
476
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:50,125
IT SEEMS...
SOMETHING ELSE
477
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,708
IS GOING WRONG.
478
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:54,792
HERE YOU GO.
98.6.
479
00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:58,792
HORRIBLY WRONG.
480
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,625
OHHH...THERE'S
SO MUCH TO DECIDE--
481
00:25:02,625 --> 00:25:05,792
CEREMONY, GUESTS,
RECEPTION.
482
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:09,750
WELL, FIRST THING,
I'D SAY WE'RE NOT
HAVING A CHURCH WEDDING.
483
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,417
HOW ABOUT
A DAYTIME CEREMONY...
484
00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:13,041
IN THE PARK?
485
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:16,750
FABULOUS.
ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON
WITH A BIG PILE OF DUST.
486
00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,667
[ Buffy ]
UNDER THE TREES.
INDIRECT SUNLIGHT ONLY.
487
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:22,375
A WARM SPRING BREEZE
TOSSES THE LEAVES
ASIDE,
488
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:23,792
AND AGAIN
YOU'RE REGISTERING
489
00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,208
AS MR. AND MRS.
BIG PILE OF DUST.
490
00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,208
STOP IT! THIS
IS OUR WEDDING,
491
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,208
AND YOU'RE
TREATING IT
LIKE A BIG JOKE.
492
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:32,792
OH. POUTY.
493
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:35,250
LOOK AT THAT LIP.
GONNA GET IT.
494
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,834
GONNA...GET IT.
495
00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:38,500
[ Chuckling ]
496
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,458
OH...STOP.
497
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:41,542
[ Both Chuckling ]
498
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:42,834
YES. PLEASE STOP.
499
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:47,417
[ Chuckling ]
GILES, DID YOU SEE MY RING?
500
00:25:47,417 --> 00:25:51,125
THANKFULLY,
NOT VERY WELL.
501
00:25:57,125 --> 00:26:00,667
I'M NOT CRAZY.
AND I KNOW THAT YOU
PROBABLY DON'T APPROVE.
502
00:26:00,667 --> 00:26:03,750
AND MY FATHER'S
NOT THAT FAR AWAY.
I MEAN, HE COULD--
503
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,041
BUT THIS DAY'S
ABOUT FAMILY.
504
00:26:08,041 --> 00:26:10,375
MY REAL FAMILY.
505
00:26:13,625 --> 00:26:17,125
AND I WOULD LIKE
YOU TO BE THE ONE
TO GIVE ME AWAY.
506
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:19,125
OH...BUFFY...
507
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,209
THAT'S--THAT'S--
THAT'S SO--
508
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:24,667
UH...OH,
FOR GOD'S SAKE!
509
00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:25,917
THIS IS NONSENSE.
510
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:29,166
SOMETHING IS MAKING...
YOU ACT THIS WAY.
511
00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,792
DON'T YOU REALIZE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
512
00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:34,583
LIVING THE DREAM.
513
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:37,792
HE'S GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
A BIT OF TIME TO GET
USED TO IT, PET.
514
00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:40,542
THEY ALL WILL.
BUT YOU GUYS
WEREN'T CRAZY
515
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,625
ABOUT ANGEL AT FIRST,
EITHER.
YOU WEREN'T GONNA
SAY THAT NAME.
516
00:26:43,625 --> 00:26:45,583
SORRY.
517
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,208
UH..,WHY DON'T
WE TALK ABOUT WHERE
WE'RE GONNA REGISTER?
518
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,917
WHERE WOULD ANGEL
LIKE TO REGISTER?
519
00:26:49,917 --> 00:26:51,875
AND CAN WE HAVE
THE PHOTOGRAPHER
ANGEL WOULD'VE WANTED
520
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:53,917
AND, UH, FLOWERS
ANGEL WOULD'VE LIKED?
521
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:58,625
HEY! YOU THINK I DON'T LIVE
WITH THE SHADOW OF DRUSILLA
OVER MY HEAD?
522
00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,834
THAT I'M WONDERING
IF YOU'RE GONNA
BE THINKING OF HER
523
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:04,834
ON OUR HONEYMOON
WHEN YOU'RE MAKING
SWEET LOVE TO ME?
524
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:10,208
[ Clattering ]
525
00:27:10,208 --> 00:27:12,458
MMM--GILES,
ARE YOU OKAY?
526
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,083
I RATHER THINK NOT.
527
00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,875
I--I SEEM TO BE RATHER--
RATH--
528
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,667
RATHER...BLIND.
529
00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,417
COMPLETELY,
IN FACT.
530
00:27:25,834 --> 00:27:28,583
WHAT? H-HOW
COULD THIS HAPPEN?
531
00:27:30,667 --> 00:27:31,917
A SPELL,
I BELIEVE.
532
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,041
WELL...WE'LL FIX IT.
DON'T WORRY.
533
00:27:34,041 --> 00:27:37,000
WHAT YOU WANT IS
A GENERAL REVERSAL SPELL.
534
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,917
GONNA NEED SUPPLIES.
535
00:27:38,917 --> 00:27:41,041
ARE YOU...
HELPING ME?
536
00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,875
WELL, IT'S ALMOST LIKE
YOU'RE MY FATHER-IN-LAW,
ISN'T IT?
537
00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:46,250
SEE? THIS IS HOW
IT'S GONNA BE.
538
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,917
SPIKE'LL EVEN
TAKE CARE OF YOU
539
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:49,959
WHILE I'M AT
THE MAGIC SHOP.
540
00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:51,542
OH.
541
00:27:51,542 --> 00:27:52,959
FROM NOW ON...
542
00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:54,291
WE'RE A FAMILY.
543
00:27:55,291 --> 00:27:57,000
MMM.
544
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,625
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
545
00:27:58,625 --> 00:27:59,959
I--I HAVE MORE SCOTCH.
546
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,583
HEY, BUFFY.
547
00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:27,667
WHAT'S UP?
548
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:28,875
RILEY, LOOK.
549
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,792
AREN'T THEY
BEAUTIFUL?
550
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,125
UH...YEAH.
551
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,333
THEY'RE NICE.
552
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,333
A LITTLE DRESSY,
MAYBE...FOR SCHOOL,
553
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,792
BUT--
554
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:40,542
RILEY.
555
00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:41,667
BUFFY.
556
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:44,458
I REALLY LIKE YOU.
557
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,792
I HOPE YOU KNOW
THAT YOU MEAN
A LOT TO ME.
558
00:28:46,792 --> 00:28:48,792
AND IF THINGS
WERE DIFFERENT--
559
00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:50,000
DIFFERENT THAN WHAT?
560
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:55,291
I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME
THAT WE CAN ALWAYS
BE FRIENDS.
561
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,875
AND I'D REALLY
LIKE YOU TO BE THERE
ON THE DAY.
562
00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,375
THE DAY WHEN--
563
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,291
THE WEDDING.
564
00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:01,375
THE WEDDING.
565
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:02,458
WHAT WEDDING?
566
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,417
MY WEDDING.
I'M GETTING MARRIED.
567
00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:05,834
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
568
00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:08,500
I DON'T THINK "NO"
IS A STRONG ENOUGH WORD.
569
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,083
I KNOW! IT'S CRAZY.
570
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:12,792
I MEAN, WE FOUGHT
FOR ALL THESE YEARS,
571
00:29:12,792 --> 00:29:14,250
AND THEN...
572
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,209
SOMETIMES YOU JUST...
573
00:29:16,209 --> 00:29:19,166
LOOK AT SOMEONE, AND...
YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW?
574
00:29:19,166 --> 00:29:20,542
NO.
I THINK MAYBE
575
00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:22,250
WE FOUGHT BECAUSE
WE COULDN'T ADMIT
576
00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,792
HOW WE REALLY FELT
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
577
00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:26,542
CAN WE START AGAIN?
578
00:29:26,542 --> 00:29:29,458
YOU'LL REALLY LIKE HIM.
WELL...NOBODY
REALLY LIKES HIM.
579
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,291
I JUST NEED TO CLEAR
A FEW THINGS UP.
580
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,708
I DON'T EVEN
REALLY LIKE HIM.
BUFFY.
581
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:36,041
BUT...I LOVE HIM.
582
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,375
I DO.
583
00:29:37,375 --> 00:29:38,542
WHO?
584
00:29:38,542 --> 00:29:39,834
WHAT?
585
00:29:39,834 --> 00:29:40,917
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
586
00:29:40,917 --> 00:29:42,166
WHO?
THE GROOM?
587
00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,792
SPIKE.
588
00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:45,250
THAT'S A NAME?
DON'T BE MAD.
589
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,792
I'M NOT MAD.
NO, YOU ARE MAD.
590
00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:49,041
NO, I AM! I, UM...
I REALLY--
591
00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:53,542
WOW. UH...
WHO IS THIS GUY?
DOES HE GO HERE?
592
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,291
SPIKE? OH, NO.
HE'S TOTALLY OLD.
593
00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,375
OLD.
WELL...NOT AS OLD AS
MY LAST BOYFRIEND WAS.
594
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:00,834
OKAY.
595
00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,792
IT'S LATE.
596
00:30:03,792 --> 00:30:06,208
AND I'M...
I'M VERY TIRED NOW,
597
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:09,500
SO...I'M JUST GONNA
GO FAR AWAY
598
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,125
AND BE...
599
00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,417
AWAY.
600
00:30:12,417 --> 00:30:13,542
BUT--
601
00:30:13,542 --> 00:30:15,166
NO.
602
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,166
STAY.
603
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:25,458
THEY'RE RUINING
MY HAPPY DAY.
604
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:28,917
THAT'S OKAY, MOM.
WE DON'T NEED
ANY MORE SNACKS.
605
00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:30,667
I LIKED
THOSE FRUIT ROLL-UPS.
606
00:30:30,667 --> 00:30:33,125
SHUSH. I THOUGHT
SHE'D NEVER CLEAR OUT.
607
00:30:33,125 --> 00:30:37,417
BESIDES, JUST THINK
OF MY LIPS AS THE FRUIT
ROLL-UPS OF LOVE.
608
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:41,583
OKAY, THAT WAS GROSS.
609
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,166
I'M A LITTLE
DISTRACTED.
610
00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,917
WILLOW
WAS REALLY UPSET.
611
00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,166
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
LET HER GO AWAY MAD.
612
00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,417
REGAINING FOCUS.
[ Chuckles ]
613
00:30:58,417 --> 00:31:02,041
WE JUST GOT RID
OF YOUR MOM. LET'S NOT
BRING WILLOW INTO THIS.
614
00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:04,333
IT'S TIME FOR JUST
THE TWO OF US.
615
00:31:20,625 --> 00:31:22,708
NO! NO!
SERPARVO DEMON!
616
00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:24,166
DROWNING
IS THE ONLY WAY
TO KILL IT.
617
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,583
WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?!
618
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:41,792
[ Humming The Wedding March ]
619
00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:53,750
SO THE PLAN IS TO CURE
MY TOTAL INCAPACITATING
BLINDNESS TOMORROW, IS IT?
620
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,959
THEY WERE OUT OF TAGGIS ROOT
AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
621
00:31:55,959 --> 00:31:57,250
THEY'LL HAVE MORE
TOMORROW.
622
00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,542
I'M COMPLETELY
ON TOP OF IT.
623
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,542
AREN'T THEY
A PERFECT LITTLE US?
624
00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:05,250
I DON'T LIKE HIM.
HE'S INSIPID...
CLEARLY HUMAN.
625
00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,000
OOH. RED PAINT.
626
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,417
WE COULD SMEAR A LITTLE
ON THE MOUTH.
THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.
627
00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,166
THAT'S MY GIRL.
628
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:16,291
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
629
00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:18,417
I CAN HEAR THE SMACKING.
630
00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:22,125
OH...HONEY, WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THE INVITATIONS.
631
00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:24,834
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO BE
"WILLIAM THE BLOODY"...
632
00:32:24,834 --> 00:32:26,667
OR JUST SPIKE?
633
00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:29,208
'CAUSE EITHER WAY,
IT'S GONNA LOOK
MAJORLY WEIRD.
634
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:33,291
WHEREAS THE NAME "BUFFY"
GIVES IT THAT TOUCH
OF CLASSIC ELEGANCE.
635
00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,625
WHAT'S WRONG WITH "BUFFY"?
636
00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:36,500
OH...SUCH
A GOOD QUESTION.
637
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,917
WELL, IT'S
A TERRIBLE NAME.
638
00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:39,583
MY MOTHER
GAVE ME THAT NAME.
639
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,625
YOUR MOTHER. YEAH,
SHE'S A GENIUS.
640
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,875
DON'T YOU START IN
ON MY MOTHER.
641
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,583
BOARD UP THE WINDOWS!
BARRICADE THE DOORS!
642
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,208
UH...WHAT'S
GOING ON?
643
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:51,291
DEMONS. THEY KEEP
COMING AND COMING.
644
00:32:51,291 --> 00:32:53,417
I THINK WE LOST THEM,
BUT I COULDN'T SEE.
645
00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:55,291
SPIKE! HE'S ALL UNTIED!
646
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:57,667
WHICH YOU
PROBABLY NOTICED.
647
00:32:57,667 --> 00:33:00,250
XANDER, CALM DOWN, OKAY?
IF YOU LOST THEM,
648
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,083
THAT'LL GIVE US SOME TIME
TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
649
00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,250
MAYBE THE DEMONS
HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH GILES BEING BLIND.
650
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,250
GILES IS BLIND?
651
00:33:07,583 --> 00:33:09,583
STOP...WHATEVER
YOU'RE DOING.
652
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,625
YOU--YOU SMELL LIKE
FRUIT ROLL-UPS.
653
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:14,583
THIS IS THE CRACK TEAM
THAT FOILS
MY EVERY PLAN?
654
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:16,166
I AM DEEPLY SHAMED.
655
00:33:16,166 --> 00:33:19,083
SPIKE'S RIGHT.
WE REALLY SHOULD
GET ORGANIZED.
656
00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,250
WHY ARE YOU
HOLDING HANDS?
657
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:25,417
THEY HAVE TO HEAR IT
SOONER OR LATER.
658
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,834
SPIKE AND I
ARE GETTING MARRIED.
659
00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:29,208
HOW?!
660
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,291
WHAT?!
661
00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:31,667
HOW?!
662
00:33:31,667 --> 00:33:33,583
3 EXCELLENT
QUESTIONS.
663
00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:35,125
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKIN' AT?
664
00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:37,291
THE MAN I LOVE.
665
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:43,375
CAN I BE BLIND, TOO?
666
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:46,166
WAIT.
667
00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:47,834
MARRIED.
668
00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:50,875
I KNOW SOMETHIN'.
WHAT IS IT?
669
00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:53,166
EVERYTHING'S
SO FAMILIAR.
670
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,792
WORK, BRAIN, WORK.
671
00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,834
OH! OH! WILLOW!
672
00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,542
MMM! WHAT ABOUT--
MMM--WILLOW?
HONEY, GET OFF.
673
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,875
SOMETHING ABOUT
WILLOW AND HER GRIEFY
"POOR ME" MOOD SWINGS.
674
00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,708
SO, SO TIRED OF IT.
675
00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:09,333
YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO BE
NICE ABOUT HER ANYMORE?
676
00:34:09,333 --> 00:34:11,458
WE'RE ALL TIRED OF IT,
BUT WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO
WITH WHAT'S GOING ON?
677
00:34:11,458 --> 00:34:13,834
SHE TOLD ME I WAS
A DEMON MAGNET
678
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,875
AND--AND YOU TWO
SHOULD GET MARRIED.
679
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,792
AND THAT I DIDN'T
SEE ANYTHING.
680
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:19,417
SHE DID A SPELL.
681
00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:22,041
YES. TO HAVE HER WILL DONE.
682
00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:23,834
WHATEVER SHE SAYS
IS COMING TRUE.
683
00:34:23,834 --> 00:34:25,875
AND YOU BOTH
WERE AFFECTED!
684
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:28,250
I PROBABLY ONLY ESCAPED
BECAUSE I'M THE SLAYER.
685
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,917
SOME KIND
OF NATURAL IMMUNITY.
686
00:34:30,917 --> 00:34:32,166
YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE MARRYING SPIKE
687
00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:33,959
BECAUSE YOU'RE
SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
688
00:34:33,959 --> 00:34:35,208
XANDER!
689
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,417
THAT'S IT.
690
00:34:36,417 --> 00:34:38,625
YOU'RE OFF
THE USHER LIST.
691
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:41,125
P-PEOPLE, WILLOW IS OUT THERE,
AND SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING.
692
00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:42,959
WE GOTTA FIND HER.
693
00:34:42,959 --> 00:34:44,750
BEFORE SOMEBODY
GETS REALLY HURT.
694
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:45,750
[ Crash ]
695
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,417
YAAHH!
696
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:02,834
[ Xander ]
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COME?
697
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,209
XANDER, SPIKE IS
GONNA BE MY HUSBAND.
I WANT HIM INCLUDED.
698
00:35:05,209 --> 00:35:07,375
I AGREE
WITH XANDER HERE.
699
00:35:07,375 --> 00:35:09,125
SEEMS LIKE A LOT
OF WORK FOR PEOPLE
WHO AREN'T US.
700
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:11,500
SPIKE, THESE ARE
MY FRIENDS. BESIDES,
IT'S KIND OF MY JOB.
701
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,708
FOR NOW.
702
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:14,834
WHAT, YOU WANT ME
TO STOP WORKING?
703
00:35:14,834 --> 00:35:17,458
LET'S SEE. DO I WANT YOU
TO GIVE UP KILLING
MY FRIENDS?
704
00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:19,209
YEAH. I'VE GIVEN IT
SOME THOUGHT.
705
00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,250
THIS WAS BURNED.
706
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:25,875
D'HOFFRYN. BASTARD.
HE'S OPENED
A PORTAL HERE.
707
00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:26,875
WHO?
708
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,166
[ Spike ]
OOH. FLUFFY.
709
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:32,208
WEAR THIS
TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER,
AND THE WHOLE THING'S OFF.
710
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:33,875
SHUT UP, HONEY.
711
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:37,125
D'HOFFRYN.
HE MADE ME A DEMON
1,120 YEARS AGO.
712
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:39,291
WHY WOULD HE
ATTACK WILLOW?
713
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:40,917
[ Anya ]
I DON'T BELIEVE HE DID.
714
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:44,166
YOU HAVE
MUCH ANGER AND PAIN.
715
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:47,250
YOUR MAGIC IS STRONG,
BUT YOUR PAIN...
716
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:51,083
IT'S LIKE A SCREAM
THAT PIERCES
DIMENSIONAL WALLS.
717
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:52,959
WE HEARD YOUR CALL.
718
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:55,166
I'M SORRY.
719
00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:57,959
I--I'LL TRY FOR A...
QUIET RAGE.
720
00:35:57,959 --> 00:35:59,041
BYE.
721
00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:03,458
OUR INTENTION IS NOT
TO QUASH YOUR POTENTIAL.
722
00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:05,000
QUITE THE CONTRARY.
723
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,417
I'D BEEN DUMPED.
I WAS MISERABLE.
724
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,708
DOING A FEW
VENGEANCE SPELLS.
725
00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,792
BOILS ON THE PENIS.
NOTHING FANCY.
726
00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:17,209
PLEASE
SKIP AHEAD.
727
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,333
D'HOFFRYN GOT WITH ME.
HE OFFERED TO ELEVATE ME.
728
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,417
MEANING?
729
00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:22,000
THEY MADE ME A DEMON.
730
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,458
OH, GOD. WILLOW.
BUT YOU CAN
SUMMON THIS GUY
731
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:26,500
FROM HIS CRYPT, RIGHT?
YOU CAN MAKE HIM STOP--
OH, MY GOD!
732
00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:27,917
WOULDN'T THIS BE
A PERFECT PLACE
FOR PICTURES?
733
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:30,209
I'M NOT POSING
FOR CHUFF-ALL.
734
00:36:30,209 --> 00:36:31,125
HEY. DEMON.
735
00:36:36,583 --> 00:36:38,291
OKAY, LISTEN.
736
00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:41,166
NOW, WE'RE GONNA DO THIS
WITHOUT DESTROYING
THE FOLIAGE.
737
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:58,917
LET'S GO!
738
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:08,834
THIS WAY!
739
00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:19,667
BLESSED BE
IN THE NAME
OF D'HOFFRYN.
740
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,625
LET THIS SPACE
BE NOW A GATEWAY
741
00:37:21,625 --> 00:37:23,291
TO THE WORLD
OF ARASHMAHARR
742
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:24,792
WHERE DEMONS ARE SPAWNED.
743
00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:27,792
THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
YOU BROUGHT UPON
THOSE YOU LOVE
744
00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:29,500
HAS BEEN INSPIRED.
745
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,542
YOU ARE READY
TO JOIN US HERE
IN ARASHMAHARR.
746
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,792
PAIN?
747
00:37:33,792 --> 00:37:35,291
WHAT PAIN?
748
00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:38,083
BUFFY!
749
00:37:38,083 --> 00:37:39,625
WE'RE NOT DOIN' WELL HERE!
750
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,542
WE COME IN SUPPLICATION.
751
00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:44,708
WE BEND AS THE REED
IN THE FLOW OF A--
752
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:47,458
NO, WAIT. WE, UH...
WE COME IN THE FLOW
OF A...
753
00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:48,750
UHHH!
754
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:51,792
BLESSED BE THE NAME
OF D'HOFFRYN.
755
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,792
UHHH!
756
00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:56,375
THEY'RE STRONG,
AND I CAN'T FIGHT.
757
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:59,542
IF THEY GET IN,
I DON'T KNOW IF
I CAN PROTECT YOU.
758
00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:00,875
YOU THINK YOU
HAVE TO PROTECT ME?
759
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,167
OH, NOT WITH
THE GIRL-POWER BIT.
760
00:38:10,792 --> 00:38:12,708
ARRHH!
761
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,000
URRRHHH!
762
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:48,250
OH, GOD! BUT
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
763
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:52,417
BUT YOU DID.
THIS IS THE RESULT
OF YOUR POWER.
764
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,458
YOU WILL MAKE
A FINE VENGEANCE DEMON.
765
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,333
NO, PLEASE! YOU
HAVE TO HELP THEM!
766
00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:59,000
IT IS NOT MY CONCERN.
767
00:39:00,333 --> 00:39:02,542
YOU ARE MY INTEREST
IN THIS MATTER.
768
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:07,708
REALLY.
NO OFFENSE INTENDED.
769
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:10,000
I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN
SUPER NICE AND EVERYTHING,
770
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,333
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BE A DEMON.
771
00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,209
I--I JUST WANT
TO GO BACK
AND HELP MY FRIENDS.
772
00:39:15,209 --> 00:39:16,542
THAT IS YOUR ANSWER?
773
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:18,000
IT--IT IS.
774
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,333
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
775
00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:23,083
OH, WELL.
776
00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:25,667
HERE IS MY TALISMAN.
777
00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,209
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
GIVE US A CHANT.
778
00:39:30,458 --> 00:39:32,000
UHHH! UHH!
779
00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:42,083
HONEY!
780
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,083
UHHH.
781
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:44,500
OH...SPIKE...
782
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,917
ARE YOU OKAY?
783
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,375
SLAYER.
784
00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:55,000
OHHHH!
NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE!
785
00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:05,291
LET THE HEALING POWER
BEGIN!
786
00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:07,583
LET MY WILL
BE SAFE AGAIN.
787
00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:10,291
AS THESE WORDS
OF PEACE ARE SPOKEN,
788
00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:12,750
LET THIS HARMFUL SPELL
BE BROKEN.
789
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,291
OHHH...
790
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,083
BLOODY HELL!
791
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,708
UHHH! SPIKE LIPS!
LIPS OF SPIKE!
792
00:40:38,542 --> 00:40:39,959
HI, GUYS.
793
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:46,625
HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO KEEP MAKING THESE?
794
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:50,166
OH...UNTIL
I DON'T FEEL
SO HORRIBLY GUILTY.
795
00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:52,500
I FIGURE ABOUT
A MILLION CHIPS FROM NOW.
796
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,000
ALSO, I HAVE TO DETAIL
GILES'S CAR.
797
00:40:58,291 --> 00:40:59,625
TIME?
798
00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,500
UH-HUH.
5 PAST 2:00.
799
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:02,667
CLEAR AS DAY.
800
00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:03,917
LOOK. COOKIES.
801
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,417
A VERY NOT-EVIL
THING I DID.
OATMEAL?
802
00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,500
YES. VERY FUNNY.
THEY'RE CHOCOLATE CHIP.
I CAN SEE THEM.
803
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,291
I STILL NEED MY GLASSES.
YOU COULD BE
MORE SPECIFIC
804
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:15,000
AND GIVE ME 20/20.
805
00:41:16,291 --> 00:41:18,500
EAT A COOKIE,
EASE MY PAIN?
806
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,667
MMM. BETTER.
807
00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:26,083
WELL, BAKING LIFTS
ABOUT 30% OF MY GUILT...
808
00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:28,959
BUT ONLY 7%
OF MY INNER TURMOIL.
809
00:41:28,959 --> 00:41:30,959
GUESS THAT'LL JUST
TAKE A WHILE.
810
00:41:30,959 --> 00:41:32,333
IT'LL HAPPEN.
811
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,458
DON'T I GET A COOKIE?
812
00:41:35,458 --> 00:41:36,542
NO.
813
00:41:36,542 --> 00:41:38,333
WELL, I GOTTA
HAVE SOMETHING.
814
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:41,333
I STILL HAVE
BUFFY TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
815
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:43,750
YOU'RE A PIG, SPIKE.
816
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,625
YEAH. WELL,
I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO WANTED
817
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:49,166
WIND BENEATH MY WINGS
FOR THE FIRST DANCE.
818
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,250
THAT WAS THE SPELL.
819
00:42:03,291 --> 00:42:06,125
DID I MENTION ABOUT
THE SORRY PART?
820
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:08,792
WE MAY BE INTO
A FORGETTING SPELL LATER.
821
00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:13,250
I LOVED HIM.
WE WERE BETROTHED.
822
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:16,375
WELL, AT LEAST YOU
WERE GETTING ALONG.
823
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:19,000
BUT WE WEREN'T.
IT WASN'T EVEN NICE.
824
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,959
AND THE BAD BOY THING?
OVER IT. OKAY?
I TOTALLY GET IT.
825
00:42:22,959 --> 00:42:26,041
I'D BE REALLY HAPPY
TO BE IN A NICE
RELATIONSHIP
826
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:28,708
WITH A DECENT,
RELIABLE--
827
00:42:28,708 --> 00:42:30,959
OH, MY GOD.
RILEY THINKS I'M ENGAGED.
828
00:42:30,959 --> 00:42:32,667
WHAT?
RILEY.
829
00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:35,458
HE--HE--HE SAW ME.
WHAT THE HELL AM I
GONNA SAY TO HIM?
830
00:42:35,458 --> 00:42:38,041
[ Chuckling ]
YOU THOUGHT
I WAS SERIOUS?
831
00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:40,166
WELL...NO.
832
00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:43,708
UM--
YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS?
833
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:47,083
OH, GOD, PLEASE.
I'M MARRYING
A GUY NAMED SPIKE?
834
00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:50,250
MAYBE. WE HAVEN'T KNOWN
EACH OTHER THAT LONG.
835
00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,166
NO. IT'S JUST...
836
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,083
I SAW THAT FEAR
IN YOUR EYES
837
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:56,166
WHEN YOU
CAUGHT ME LOOKING
AT WEDDING DRESSES,
838
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:58,959
AND I HAD TO GIVE YOU
A HARD TIME.
839
00:42:58,959 --> 00:43:00,625
I DID NOT HAVE FEAR
IN MY EYES.
840
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:03,208
YES, YOU DID.
YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME
841
00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:05,250
LIKE I WAS A CARTOON
BALL AND CHAIN.
842
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:09,667
SO YOU DECIDED
TO TELL ME
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED.
843
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,750
UH-HUH.
844
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750
SO...YOU'RE INSANE.
845
00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,125
UH-HUH.
846
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:19,000
BUT YOU'RE STILL SINGLE.
847
00:43:19,917 --> 00:43:21,333
YES.
848
00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:26,708
OKAY, THEN.
JUST ANOTHER LITTLE PIECE
OF THE BUFFY PUZZLE.
849
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,333
YOU REALLY HAVE A LOT
TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN,
RILEY.
850
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,542
YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME.
851
00:44:23,792 --> 00:44:25,750
GRRR! ARRGH!
58847
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