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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:04,303 - ♪ 2 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:06,338 - [whistle blows] - Listen up! 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,640 Everybody, listen up! - Come on, man. 4 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,676 All that whistling and stuff this morning, it's too early. 5 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:13,078 - We have got to get this place up and running. 6 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,847 We got to get this place moving, so I can start 7 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:16,248 making me some money. 8 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,417 Now, I don't mean making money next week or next month. 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,552 I mean, making money today. 10 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,856 - Why do you get to be the coach? 11 00:00:23,958 --> 00:00:25,124 - 'Cause I'm the one that invested 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,893 all the stacks on stacks and the racks on rack. 13 00:00:27,995 --> 00:00:31,597 Remember $40,000? 14 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,299 - No, my grandfather invested money here, too. 15 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,567 How come he don't get to be the coach? 16 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,336 - Mm-hmm. - Only thing Vinny need to be 17 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,939 coaching is some mouthwash in his mouth. 18 00:00:41,042 --> 00:00:43,475 Breath smell like two dead skunks. 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:46,245 - [laughs] 20 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:48,313 - Now, the inspector gave us this report detailing 21 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:51,583 everything that the state requires for full certification. 22 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,386 Okay, a nurse, cook, landscaper. 23 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,523 Last but not least, a wellness coordinator to help maintain 24 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,426 the physical and spiritual wellbeing of all our seniors. 25 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,661 - Seniors? Where the S come from? 26 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,097 The only resident we got in here is Mr. Reginald. 27 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,499 - Exactly, but as soon as we start filling the jobs 28 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:10,569 on this list, then we can start filling all the rooms. 29 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,338 Okay, now we got to hire a nurse here. 30 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:14,773 And the rest of the positions can be filled 31 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:18,243 by every able body in here, including children. 32 00:01:18,345 --> 00:01:19,711 - Now, alright, now hold on, Mr. Brown. 33 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:22,281 So I'm sick of this little inspector guy, right? 34 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:25,384 So they can do their chores, but they not on the payrolls. 35 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:28,187 We gotta watch these child labor laws. 36 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,555 - You're right. You're right. 37 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:32,257 Okay, that's why Philip, he can, uh, do his history report. 38 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,460 - LEAH: Yes, he can. - And then Sandra 39 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,595 just let her finish her college application. 40 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,597 - Perfect. - Alright, so the first job 41 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,365 we need to fill on here is cook. 42 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,001 - Ooh, ooh! I'll be the cook! 43 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:45,270 - You'll be the who? - I'll be the cook. 44 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,005 - Have you ever cooked for googles and googles 45 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,841 of hungry people? 46 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,876 - Jeremy, kids-- - Hmm-mm. 47 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:52,344 - No. No. 48 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,579 - Okay, listen, listen. 49 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,380 Vinny used to be a cook on a Navy ship. 50 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:57,716 I'm going for experience right here. 51 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,520 Okay, which leads me to my next position--wellness coordinator. 52 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,255 - Ooh! 53 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,524 That I can do, honey. [laughs] 54 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,426 - You--you can do that? - Uh-huh. 55 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,828 - Have you ever, uh, put together a menu 56 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:13,165 or done anything that deals with people that, uh, 57 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:15,367 eat applesauce all day? 58 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,903 Who take frequent naps? 59 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,539 Who barely make it to the potty? 60 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,108 I don't think you do. - Who here does? 61 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,877 - Uh, Cora. 62 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,712 Cora used to be a schoolteacher. 63 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,581 See, dealing with old people's kinda like dealing with kids. 64 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,585 - I can be the landscaper, though. 65 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,521 Like, I know I got what it takes to mow a lawn. 66 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,189 - You got what it takes? - LEAH: Yes. 67 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,757 - You know the difference between crabgrass 68 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,393 and Bermuda grass? 69 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,596 Do you know the proper water temperature for the sprinklers? 70 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:48,033 Have you ever trimmed the hedges into exotic birds? 71 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,339 I didn't think so. Jeremy, you the landscaper. 72 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,675 - Ah, Mr. Brown! 73 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,011 He don't know what he doing either. 74 00:02:59,113 --> 00:03:00,345 - Yes, he do. - No, he don't. 75 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:02,147 - The other day? - Uh-huh? 76 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,515 - My barber couldn't make it, 77 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,284 so I asked Jeremy, "Can you just trim me up 78 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,819 and shampoo my beard?" Look it, is it white? 79 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,521 Is it trimmed tight? 80 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,423 Jeremy, if anybody know how to trim this stuff, 81 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,592 it's Jeremy. - Okay, count me in. 82 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,827 - Alright, let's go kick a field goal... 83 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:19,865 or throw a touchdown, or let's go hit a homerun or something. 84 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,033 - All that. 85 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:22,734 - Alright, "Pleasant Day" on three! One, two, three! 86 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:23,902 - ALL: Pleasant Days! 87 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,271 - Get to work! - [whistle blows] 88 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:28,507 - What about me? 89 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:29,608 [moans] 90 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,744 - ♪ 91 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,480 ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 92 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:39,418 ♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪ 93 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,287 ♪ Always remember, blood ain't never water ♪ 94 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,723 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪ 95 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,827 - ♪ 96 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:53,298 - [sniffing] 97 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,334 Man, whatever Grandpa Vinny is cooking, 98 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,736 actually smells good. - [laughs] 99 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:00,138 That's the first time "Vinny" and "smells good" 100 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,907 has ever been used in the same sentence. 101 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,710 - [sniffs] 102 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:05,777 Boy, hush. 103 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,447 How's your history report coming along? 104 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:10,182 - Great, I'm doing it on MLK. 105 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:13,552 - Mm, nice. What you got so far? 106 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,088 - Uh, yeah, that's it. I just picked a topic. 107 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:19,524 - Well, my darling, you are in luck, because your mother 108 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,995 knows all about the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. 109 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,263 Okay. [laughs] 110 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:27,366 Born January 15, 1929. 111 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:30,769 Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1964. 112 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,871 - Wow, look at you go, Mom. Come on, sit down. 113 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:39,111 - Okay, so let's, um-- let's start with his, like-- 114 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:41,079 his march to Selma. 115 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:46,585 - Actually, Dr. King marched to Montgomery from Selma. 116 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,253 - I knew that, that's right. 117 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,689 [clears throat] - It was a hot day. 118 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,759 - Uh, yes, yes, of course. 119 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:57,029 It's Alabama, it's the South, I mean-- 120 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,363 - Dr. King had a big breakfast. 121 00:04:58,465 --> 00:04:59,765 Eggs over easy, 122 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:03,068 grits lightly salted with a dash of pepper. 123 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:06,538 - Uh, Mr. Reginald, you know, that's real specific, 124 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,508 but, uh, yeah, baby. 125 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:12,644 - He tipped the waitress a buck seventy-- 126 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:16,648 six quarters, two nickels, and a dime. 127 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,717 - It's almost like you were there. 128 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,118 - I was. 129 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,553 Dr. King and I were friends. 130 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,988 - You were friends with Dr. K? 131 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,190 Come on, leave, Mom. 132 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,125 Hey, come on, Mr. Reginald, sit down. 133 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,530 - [sighs] You know what? That's okay. 134 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,031 Where's my daughter? 135 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,567 I will--I will go help Sandra with her college applications. 136 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,537 - Yeah, Cora did that already. 137 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,672 Yeah, she's in her room writing an essay now. 138 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:44,676 - Right, so I'll just, you know, get out of the way. 139 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,313 You know, get out of your hair. 140 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,315 And, um, you know, let y'all get down 141 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,652 with the get down, right? [laughs] 142 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,587 - Okay, Mr. Reginald, let's go somewhere 143 00:05:55,689 --> 00:06:00,125 where there's less distractions. 144 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,827 - Excuse me. Don't mind. 145 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:05,497 - [groans] 146 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,068 Fine, not only do I not have a job, 147 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,204 I'm an unemployed distraction. 148 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:17,509 - [sighs] 149 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:23,382 - Mmm. - What you doing? 150 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,550 What you doing? - Just doing my job. 151 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,152 You know, taking care of my husband. 152 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,187 - Oh, Leah, I don't have time for this right now. 153 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,856 I got to get back out there 154 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:35,127 and make them hedges look like flamingos. 155 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,828 [groans] 156 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,463 - I'm doing a good job, aren't I? 157 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,233 - Mm-hmm, hell yeah. - [whistle blowing] 158 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,604 - Hey, we ain't got time for all this extra stuff 159 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,506 y'all trying to get off into. 160 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,143 - [whistle blowing] - Oh! 161 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,879 - Where my flamingos? Where my flamingos? 162 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,715 Flamingo! 163 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,484 Trying to get off and do it. 164 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,454 - Sorry, babe, I got to go. - [groans] 165 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,156 Okay, fine! 166 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,690 I'll get out of your way, too. 167 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,659 - Yes, you're in the way. 168 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,528 You're "Distraction." 169 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,530 - Mr. Brown. - MR. BROWN: Flag on the play. 170 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,864 - Mr. Brown? - Hmm? 171 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,733 - I decided I'm gonna hire somebody to do exercises 172 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,535 for the residents. - Nuh-uh, I-- 173 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,804 I do the exercising people. 174 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:21,473 - Do you know any exercises for older residents? 175 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,809 - Yes, Cora, I know all the exercises. 176 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:27,979 I--I invented exercise. 177 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,448 - So you know yoga, Mr. Brown? 178 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,016 - Yes, Cora. Cora, "yogurt." 179 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,852 "Yogurt" is, uh--that's where the people act like they 180 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,954 taking a nap, and they just be like this. 181 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,723 They like zombies. - You do not know any yoga. 182 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,225 It's yoga. - Okay, Cora. 183 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,227 I'll tell you what I'mma do. - What you gonna do? 184 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:43,662 - I'mma try it. 185 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,598 If I do a good job exercising the people, I get the job. 186 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,766 - Okay. - MR. BROWN: Deal? 187 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,067 - Deal, you better bring your A game. 188 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,504 - That's all I have. I have A, B, and C games. 189 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,439 Uh, forget the flamingos. 190 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:57,075 Look over these resumes and hire me a nurse. 191 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:57,976 I'mma go stretch. 192 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,780 My ham is tighter than fresh braids. 193 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,349 Cora, they tight. - Wait, wait, wait. 194 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,318 Where the rest of them? 195 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,353 Mr. Brown? - MR. BROWN: Hmm? 196 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:09,488 - How much salary did you offer? 197 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,823 - Uh, $20 an hour. 198 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:15,193 - $20 an hour? You got to double that, Mr. Brown. 199 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,795 - I offer benefits. 200 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,130 - What kind of benefits? - Free toilet paper. 201 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,501 When they use that bathroom right there, 202 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,802 they get free toilet paper. 203 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,104 Only--only three strips though per transaction. 204 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,806 - That's nasty, Mr. Brown. - You can take 'em off 205 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,107 individual, Cora. - That's nasty. 206 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,276 - I'm gonna stretch my hamstrings. 207 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,280 - You know, uh, Leah's a nurse. 208 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,249 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 209 00:08:37,351 --> 00:08:38,683 She quit when Sandra was born. 210 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,852 But technically, she is an RN. 211 00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:43,922 - Oh, she would be perfect. - Right, yeah. Hey, yo. 212 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,257 She was so good. 213 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:47,058 She was so good, like, the people at the hospital, 214 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,294 they used to call her "Super Nurse." 215 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,196 - Okay, let's do our due diligence with this 216 00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:53,832 application, so Mr. Brown won't throw a fit, but 217 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:57,602 if she's up to the job, I don't see why we won't give it to her. 218 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,004 - Nice. - Let's check it out. 219 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:03,174 - ♪ 220 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,578 - You know what? Jeremy, I don't think any of these 221 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:11,049 any good. I'm not liking what I'm seeing. 222 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,485 - So what you think about Leah? 223 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,453 - She has her RN degree and experience. 224 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,089 I don't see why not. - I totally agree. 225 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,591 I mean, she was so good. 226 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:20,725 - Mm-hmm. - You know, she was-- 227 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,061 she was knowledgeable, she was detail oriented. 228 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,262 - Yes. - Kind. 229 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,231 - Mm-hmm. - And... 230 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,801 - [clears throat] - What you doing? 231 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,537 - Well, I'm throwing these away, Leah's our nurse. 232 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:34,339 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 233 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,974 - It's settled. - [sighs] 234 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,609 I just don't know. I mean, I want her to, 235 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,944 but she hasn't done it in a long time. 236 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,612 We should at least ask her. 237 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,113 - Well, we can just talk to her. 238 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,016 I mean, sometimes when a woman has children and stop working, 239 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,552 she loses her confidence. - Yeah, that's a good point. 240 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:48,920 You know what? I'm gonna text her. 241 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:51,189 - No, why you gonna text her when all you gotta do just-- 242 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,091 just call her, just yell in there and say, 243 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,759 "I wanna talk to you." - Yeah, you're right. 244 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:56,962 Leah, I wanna talk to you! - There you go. 245 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,697 That--that works. - Yeah. 246 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,065 - Babe, what's up? 247 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,667 - Hey, Leah. He's calling you for me. 248 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,536 - ALL: [laughing] 249 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,538 - You know what? We, um-- 250 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,040 we want you to be our official nurse here 251 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:13,144 at Pleasant Days Assisted Living Facility. 252 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,113 - [applause] 253 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,083 - Y'all just saying that to be nice. 254 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:21,820 - No, we offering you the job. - Yes! 255 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,521 - Okay, what about all those other applications? 256 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:26,257 - Well, it wasn't that many, and they weren't that good. 257 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:32,330 - No, no, no, no. Come here, come here, come here. 258 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,933 Look, we could have got millions of resumes, alright? 259 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,701 But none of them would have been you. 260 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,203 - Right. - Alright, now it's easy. 261 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,739 All you gotta do is get your license in Georgia. 262 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,641 - [laughs] - I did the research. 263 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,609 It's one test. - One test. 264 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,244 - Mm-hmm. And you got this, 265 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,513 now stop acting like you don't want this job. 266 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,448 Admit it, you miss being a nurse. 267 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,418 - I did. 268 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,456 - Super Nurse. - Boy. [laughs] 269 00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,624 - Come on. - Super Nurse. 270 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:00,992 I haven't heard that in forever. 271 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,727 - Well, get used to it. - What are you doing? 272 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,330 - Take your cape and save the day, alright? 273 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,431 - [laughing] 274 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,133 So you accept the position? 275 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:12,037 - You guys are super sweet. 276 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,939 But you know, I think you should probably find somebody 277 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,109 who's more experienced with dealing with the elderly. 278 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,680 - Come on, baby, come on, you are a fast learner. 279 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,214 This is what you do. 280 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,184 - And you'll adapt in no time. 281 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,786 - Look, thank you. 282 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,355 That was really nice, but, um... 283 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,992 I just don't think this is right for this stage in my life. 284 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,294 I'm sorry. 285 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,665 - ♪ 286 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:41,800 - Back to the drawing board. 287 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:47,772 - ♪ 288 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:49,107 - Looks good. 289 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,310 Hey, I was looking for you. 290 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,511 - Oh, I was just outside. 291 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,046 Hey, baby girl. - Oh, hey, Mom. 292 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,748 - Doesn't the yard look good? 293 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,416 - Yeah, Jeremy did a great job. 294 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:01,052 - And Mr. Brown thought he had a house full of 295 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,355 scallywags and freeloaders. [laughs] 296 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:07,058 His words, not mine. 297 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,961 But we got the work done, and we surprised him. I know. 298 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,130 Because Jeremy, I mean, he's good at that yard. 299 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,899 He had it all nice, clean cut. 300 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,368 Look like a nice barber been out there trimming. 301 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,006 Sandra got her college essay done, applications. 302 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,475 - Thank you, Miss Cora. You're so amazing. 303 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,876 It looks so good. [laughs] 304 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,177 - Thank you. Thank you. 305 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,079 Even Philip got his history report done 306 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,514 with the help of Mr. Reginald. 307 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,916 - I think it's so cool that we all came together 308 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,085 and got everything done. - Yes. 309 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,387 - We should have some champagne to celebrate. 310 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,123 - Mm-mm. [coughs] 311 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:42,927 That is, uh, teenager for sparkling cider, Cora. 312 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,996 - You know what? I got a good idea. 313 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,733 How 'bout Sandra read her college essay application? 314 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,335 - Oh, uh, okay. 315 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,836 You really wanna hear it? 316 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,371 - Yes, I wanna hear it. 317 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,373 You know, I helped her decide what she was gonna write about. 318 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,976 But I haven't heard the end product yet. 319 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,211 - Okay, uh. - Go ahead, go ahead. 320 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:05,984 - So, the essay prompt was to, uh, describe someone-- 321 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,919 No, you know what? I'm too shy. 322 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,587 - What, no, just act like you're in your bedroom 323 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,791 just looking in the mirror, you know, just talking to yourself. 324 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,425 - Okay. You know, you are so right. 325 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:16,261 You always know exactly what to say. 326 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,466 - That's sweet of you. - Okay. Okay. 327 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,769 Alright, so the essay prompt was to describe someone 328 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,237 who inspires you. - Mm-hmm. 329 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,474 - And I wrote, "This person inspires me because she's 330 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,510 "intelligent, caring, and an unparalleled role model, 331 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,246 "and she always takes time out of her busy day to help me. 332 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,848 "These are the reasons I'm inspired 333 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,951 by Cora Jean Simmons Brown." - Oh. 334 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,854 No, no, no, no. 335 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:45,323 No, baby, you-- you mean your mother. 336 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,693 Your mother inspires you. - Oh, right. 337 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,928 Yeah, I know that's what we decided. 338 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,563 And I mean, of course, my mom inspires me. 339 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,964 But you were just helping me, 340 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,699 so you were kind of fresh in my mind. 341 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:02,841 - It's okay, Cora. Um... 342 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:06,211 I know my daughter appreciates me, so, uh... 343 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,112 it's just an essay, you know, it's fine. 344 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:12,717 I will--I'mma go fold some clothes. 345 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,352 - Leah, wait! 346 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,724 - ♪ 347 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,960 - [knocks at door] 348 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,461 - Hey. - Hey. 349 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,600 You know nobody inspires Sandra like you. 350 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,201 - I know, it's not that. 351 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,972 - Well, what is it? You haven't been yourself all day. 352 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,840 - Who knows? 353 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,843 - Well, only two. 354 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,178 You and Jesus. 355 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,380 It's time you make it three. 356 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,316 - [sighs] 357 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,484 Okay, fine. 358 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,987 I feel like I'm just... 359 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,189 here lately, taking up space, Cora. 360 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,958 I may as well be a piece of furniture. 361 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,128 - Look at you, you're here folding clothes. 362 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,563 Being a mother. 363 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,332 You should be extremely proud of yourself. 364 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,869 You've raised two amazing children. 365 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:07,105 - Mm, and now what? 366 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,742 - Well, find a j--find a new job, be our nurse. 367 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:14,078 - I want to, I do, Cora, I just... 368 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,748 I don't know if I have what it takes anymore. 369 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:20,518 - Girl, you should have heard Jeremy talking about you. 370 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,688 I mean, how--he said how proud and happy you used to be 371 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,025 when you walk in your job with your shoulders threw back 372 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,294 and your head so high in the air that your crown 373 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,696 wouldn't dare fall off. - He said that? 374 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,364 - Yes. 375 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,234 - That's my, sugar friend. I love him, too. 376 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,369 [laughs] He's a good man, Cora. 377 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,739 - He is a good man. But he has a good woman. 378 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,175 And he wants you to be our nurse. 379 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,578 He feels like this job will give you another sense of 380 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,213 purpose again. 381 00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:53,084 - I'll think about it. - CORA: Okay. 382 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,687 - You know, my daughter was right, though. 383 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,122 You're very inspirational. 384 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:02,160 And might I add, persistent? 385 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,829 - Well, you have to be to get what you want these days, 386 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,965 you know? - [laughs] 387 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,299 - Let me help you fold these clothes. 388 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,302 You're folding 'em wrong. - What? This is a good fold. 389 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,137 - Okay, okay, you're right. You're right. 390 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,238 - Don't be judging me, Cora. 391 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,341 - I'm sorry. - [laughing] 392 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:22,246 - ♪ 393 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,083 - Excuse me? Where are the yoga mats? 394 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,151 - Now, now, now, Mr. Brown got something else up 395 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,554 his sleeves today. 396 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,090 - Should I be concerned? 397 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,560 - [laughs] Any time it's Mr. Brown and some sleeves, 398 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,396 concern is your best option. - VINNY: He's right. 399 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:43,568 - [whistle blowing rhythmically] 400 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,771 - Alright! - [laughs] 401 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,307 - I am LeRoy S.S. Brown! - [groans] 402 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,976 - And the S.S. stands for Sweaty Seniors. 403 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,379 - ALL: [laughing] 404 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,182 - Alright, I want you to make sure your dentures are tight, 405 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,185 and make sure your hair's glued down straight, 406 00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,321 because this here right here, 407 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,190 this workout is about to blow up! 408 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,092 - [laughs] - Brown, the only thing 409 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,695 you're gonna blow up is them two ashy-ass knees. 410 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,497 [laughing] 411 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,299 - You keep my name in your mouth more than toothpaste. 412 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,001 - Bro, you ain't never met toothpaste. 413 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,536 - Okay. - [music starts] 414 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,371 - I don't wanna hear your gums flapping, 415 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,141 I wanna see your hands clapping! Get right here. 416 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,308 Come on! - What is-- 417 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,311 - Perspiration is my inspiration. 418 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,781 Come on, to the windows! Ugh! Ugh! 419 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,149 To the walls! Ah! Ah! 420 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,517 To the sweat! Ah! Ah! 421 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,553 Drip down your...back! Ah! Come on! 422 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,955 Make the pel--uh, get to pel--get to pel-- 423 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,757 ugh, ugh, get the pel-- you like that? 424 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:44,162 Pulled the hard stuff out on ya. Bam! Bam! Bam! 425 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,165 - Mr. Brown, I used to bike 50 miles a day, 426 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,466 I can do this all day. 427 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,901 - Is that all? 428 00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,904 I used to go 100--100 miles. 429 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,306 [heavy breathing] 430 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,608 Ooh, I got "dis-mee." 431 00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,212 I think I'm seeing-- I'm seeing stars. 432 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,848 Is that you, Denzel? 433 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,050 Meg Thee Stallion, is that you? 434 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,553 - ALL: [laughing] - Yes! 435 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,421 - Hey, hey, ain't nothing funny. 436 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,156 I could be seriously injured. 437 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,158 - [laughs] The only thing that's seriously injured 438 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,796 is your dubious reputation. - [laughing] 439 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:22,366 - [gasping] 440 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,235 - What? - Oh my God! 441 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,737 - Is he dead? - We don't got no insurance yet! 442 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,539 - Oh my God, the man's deader than Tupac! 443 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,541 You killed him! - Everybody get back! 444 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,977 Give him some space. Baby, go get the first aid kit. 445 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:34,679 Mr. Brown, can you get me some towels. 446 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,547 Grandpa Vinny, give me a glass of water, please. 447 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,916 - Get you some towels? You're about to deliver a baby? 448 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:41,619 - Brown, go get the towels! 449 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,688 Baby, give me the stethoscope out of there, please. 450 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,289 [heavy breathing] 451 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,158 Oh my gosh, he may have just fainted. 452 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,660 Okay, sometimes in old people-- 453 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,564 when they strain, it lowers their blood pressure 454 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,299 and diminishes blood flow to the brain. 455 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,434 - I was sitting on the toilet 456 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,502 the other day-- - Mr. Brown, please, 457 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,036 please hush, I need to be able to hear. 458 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,772 - Okay. What is it saying? - Oh my gosh. 459 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,374 Mr. Reginald? 460 00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,678 - ♪ 461 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,016 - Mr. Reginald, I think you're gonna be okay. 462 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,351 I think you just laughed too hard. 463 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,419 You may have lost consciousness. - [groans] 464 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:19,123 - I think you got light man syndrome. 465 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,160 And I'm supposed-- - Nice and steady. Sshhh. 466 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,195 His airways were clear. 467 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,863 And his heart rate is steady. 468 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,231 Mr. Reginald? - Huh? 469 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,133 - You're gonna be alright. - [groans] 470 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,235 Sorry to have scared you all. 471 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,470 [coughs] - And I'm sorry 472 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,907 my exercise regiment was too "rig-er-fus" for you. 473 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,475 - Please. - Can't handle 'em. 474 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,278 - You're family now, okay? Thank you, Grandpa. 475 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,180 Drink some of this water. - Come on, let's help him up. 476 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,581 - Drown him with-- - Oh, baby, we should just 477 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,917 let him sit here for a minute, okay? 478 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,085 Yeah? 479 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,889 - See, baby? We need you. 480 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,024 - [sighs] 481 00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,193 - You got a nursing degree? - Yes. 482 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,228 - You got experience? - Uh, ten years 483 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,429 at the county hospital. 484 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,666 - You got any references? - Uh... 485 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,369 - Hell, I'm a witness. - [laughs] 486 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,672 - Okay, you are the official nurse of 487 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,275 Pleasant Day Assisted Living Center! Yah! 488 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,313 Give her a hand, y'all! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 489 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,949 We're forgetting one thing. 490 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,351 Let me see that. Mm-hmm. 491 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,254 - Okay. - Ooh, y'all so dramatic. 492 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,456 - I know. - Super Nurse 493 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,225 needs her cape. - [laughs] 494 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:31,495 - ♪ Du-du-du-du ♪ - [laughing] 495 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,865 - Okay, I-- [clears throat]-- 496 00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:39,971 am the new nurse of Pleasant Days Assisted Living! 497 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,608 - ALL: [cheering] 498 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,743 - I still think somebody should have took care of me! 499 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,278 - [laughs] Oh my gosh! 500 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,514 Mr. Brown, I'm gonna check you out. [laughs] 501 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:51,916 - ♪ 502 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,051 - ♪ 503 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,556 - ♪ 504 00:20:58,606 --> 00:21:03,156 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37670

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