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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,303 - Nah, we don't want none! Don't come back over here! 2 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:13,312 Lord, it's your favorite, Leroy F. Brown. 3 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:17,850 The F is for your favorite son. 4 00:00:17,952 --> 00:00:19,918 I just want you to look after Jeremy 5 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:21,453 while he in that prison there. 6 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,555 Lord, please don't let him get shanked 7 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,724 'cause you know he ain't about that smoke! 8 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,394 You heard me? 9 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:32,231 And, Lord, please don't let that boy drop that soap. 10 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,134 I don't want nobody giving that boy a hard time 11 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,668 if you know what I mean. 12 00:00:36,771 --> 00:00:37,970 You know what I mean, Lord. 13 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:41,473 I don't want him to wake up dead and be a dead man walking. 14 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,142 - Speaking of dead man walking, 15 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,910 if he had a good insurance policy, 16 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:46,578 we could probably pay this place off. 17 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,048 - Okay, Lord, I wanna redo my prayer. 18 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,482 I need you to take Vinny instead 19 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,351 'cause I know you don't like him. 20 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,652 - Lord don't like you either. 21 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,454 If he did he wouldn't put you in them clothes. 22 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:58,424 You know, I went to jail one time. 23 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,059 - Oh, you marched with Dr. King, 24 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:01,193 didn't you? - No. 25 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,062 - Brother Malcolm? - Nope. 26 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,229 - Oh, you was with T'Challa and them? 27 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:05,731 Wakanda forever. 28 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,000 - No but we chatted. 29 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,369 A female officer stopped me at a traffic light 30 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,671 and accused me of carrying a concealed weapon. 31 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:15,407 I said, "That ain't no weapon, baby." [laughs] 32 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:16,942 Turns out I didn't have nothing. 33 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,178 But she was so impressed with me, 34 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,313 we started having conjugal visits. 35 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,782 Don't shoot. Black lives matter. 36 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,020 - Conjugal visits, that's when they do your feet and stuff. 37 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,923 - No, man-- - [laughing] 38 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:32,257 - What is so funny, boy? 39 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,659 - This dude on my DingDong account 40 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,161 is crying 'cause he thinks he's going to jail. 41 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,097 - ALL: [laughing] 42 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,699 - That's funny. [laughing] 43 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,067 That's real funny. 44 00:01:42,169 --> 00:01:43,435 I'm glad you're in a good mood 45 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,771 'cause Vinny gotta tell you something. 46 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,107 - I got something? You tell him. - You tell him. 47 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,742 - I don't even like kids. - He's your grandson. 48 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:52,411 - Your daddy's on vacation. 49 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,046 - Well, that's good, he needs a vacation. 50 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:55,347 - Not that kind of vacation. 51 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,316 He on one of them hood vacations 52 00:01:57,418 --> 00:02:00,652 where he pressing license plates on a concrete slab. 53 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,987 He about to be swole. 54 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,289 He about to have like a teardrop tattoo, 55 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,126 making shanks out of toothbrushes, shanking people. 56 00:02:07,228 --> 00:02:09,261 - What are you talking about? 57 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,896 - Your daddy's in the slammer, man. 58 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,132 - Wait, he's in jail? For what?! 59 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,400 - He pimp slapped Sheriff and got locked up again. 60 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,969 We don't know if he gonna get out. 61 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:18,570 - If he'd have been a rich white lady 62 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:20,139 and cheated and got y'all in one of them 63 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:23,208 Poison Ivy League schools, he probably wouldn't 64 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,543 have even went to jail. 65 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,878 - If we don't do something, he's probably got 66 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:29,148 his orange jumpsuit made into a short set by now. 67 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,583 - You and your sister are about to be a statistic. 68 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:34,219 - Look, look, we have to do something. 69 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,521 I don't want my dad to die in jail 70 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,189 and be known as Sweetness. 71 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:39,424 - Wait, is your daddy an organ donor? 72 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:42,794 'Cause I just wanna know in case I need an extra kidney. 73 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,798 - ♪ 74 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:49,501 ♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪ 75 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,236 ♪ No matter where you go ♪ 76 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,472 ♪ I'm behind you for sure ♪ 77 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:56,141 ♪ Always remember blood ain't never water ♪ 78 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,844 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪ 79 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:01,847 - ♪ 80 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,416 - I cannot believe it! They're trying to throw the book at him. 81 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,285 - Probably stop him from being so stupid. 82 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,387 [laughing] 83 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,388 Too soon? 84 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,623 - ALL: Yes. - Too soon. 85 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,593 - That Sheriff Luckett is trying to bring us down. 86 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,396 They're talking about serious charges, Grandpa Vinny. 87 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,564 - Wait, for what? 88 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,833 - Pimp slapping in the third degree. 89 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:23,402 - It could be up to ten years. 90 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:26,305 That would kill me--him, him. 91 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,974 - Okay, if he-- if he gonna be dead, 92 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,243 y'all think his insurance policy will cover this place? 93 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,614 Too soon? - ALL: Too soon. 94 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,617 - Well, I wasn't asking for me I was asking for a friend. 95 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,185 - Look, we have to free him. 96 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,820 My dad's not built for jail. 97 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,689 - Okay, I'll tell y'all what I'mma do, 98 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,490 we gonna break him out. 99 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:48,060 Like they did on the Shawshank Redemption movie. 100 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:50,462 - Wait a minute. Now how are we supposed to do that, Mr. Brown? 101 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,130 - Okay, this what we gonna do. 102 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:55,567 Cora, you and Leah, y'all gonna go to the back 103 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,737 and put on some "Laisey" Dukes. 104 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:03,075 When y'all walk in there, y'all will cause a big distraction. 105 00:04:03,177 --> 00:04:06,945 Vinny, you go in there and you sneak him an ice pick, right? 106 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,880 And then he gonna just stab the wall 107 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:13,318 and dig himself a tunnel in about 10 or 15 or 16-- 108 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,786 - Mr. Brown! - MR. BROWN: --17 years. 109 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,788 - Thank you for the hope, Mr. Brown. 110 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:19,491 - I'm trying to keep hope alive. 111 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,693 Okay, I'mma go find something 112 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,830 so I can pawn at the Rob Ya Blind Pawn Shop, okay? 113 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:25,998 You gonna need some bail money. 114 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,633 - You know, if you do get some bail money 115 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,301 and he does get out, I say you take your whole 116 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,937 little raggedy-ass family-- - Come on, Mr. Vinny! 117 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:35,274 - Whole dang family, head for the border. 118 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,742 I swear I won't snitch. 119 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,910 - Grandpa Vinny, you wouldn't know what to do without us. 120 00:04:39,013 --> 00:04:40,345 - Oh, I'd know what to do without y'all. 121 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,481 But you got some tender ears and freaks up in this house! 122 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,949 - Grandpa! 123 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,519 - Guys, this is serious. What are we gonna do? 124 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,755 - We can't even afford the bail money. 125 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,026 - He's gonna rot! 126 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,227 - No, baby. 127 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:57,629 - Cora, stop with him, stop, stop babying this boy. 128 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:59,031 And stop being so dramatic. 129 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,500 Your dad ain't gonna rot. Just stop being dramatic. 130 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:04,436 - Mr. Brown, they want $5,000. 131 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,238 - Oh, he gonna rot for sure. - [wailing] 132 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,674 - Oh, he already rot. I smell his body from here. 133 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,409 - They say that Sheriff Luckett has a long history 134 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,777 of wrongfully locking people up. 135 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,945 Did y'all know that he locked somebody up 136 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:15,714 for kicking their imaginary friend? 137 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,050 Imaginary, imaginary. 138 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,519 - Why are y'all sitting here crying? 139 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:22,020 Back in our day, we took action, 140 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,656 we got folks together, we made demands. 141 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,358 Do something! - Okay. 142 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:27,793 - Now that's a good idea, Vinny! 143 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,995 Oh, I tell ya I can go make some signs. 144 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:31,196 - Yeah. 145 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:32,931 - CORA: We can hit the streets, and make some noise! 146 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,800 - ALL: Yeah! - Ooh! No justice. 147 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,668 No crooked police! - ALL: Yeah! 148 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,637 - We'll say it loud! Free Jeremy now! 149 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,405 - Yeah! - Free Jeremy now! 150 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,074 - Yeah! - Free Mandela! 151 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:44,409 - What? - CORA: Free Tookey Wilson. 152 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,178 - What? - Wait, what? What? 153 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,414 - Hey, hey, ho, ho, we gotta let our Jeremy go. 154 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,682 - Yeah! - Yeah. 155 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,017 - You know, all of a sudden, 156 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:55,554 that digging tunnel idea don't sound like a bad idea. 157 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,055 - Come here, come here, I wanna tell you. 158 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,257 I need you to start one of them hash-brown campaigns. 159 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,127 You know, like hashbrowns scattered, covered, smothered. 160 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,462 - You talking about hashtags, Mr. Brown? 161 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,830 - Yeah. 162 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,365 - Okay look, I'll do a FREEJEREMY campaign 163 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,466 on DingDong. 164 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,800 - Oh, that is a great idea. 165 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,669 Okay, I want you to go get your sister in on this. 166 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,972 She's been sleeping a long time. - Ooh, you so intense. 167 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:19,044 - ♪ 168 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:22,814 - Hey, hey, hey psst. 169 00:06:24,385 --> 00:06:27,285 - Oh my God, you're being so loud. 170 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,587 - I'm falling for you. 171 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,722 - Oh, that's so sweet. 172 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:32,357 - Hey, you sure you want to do this? 173 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,092 - Yes, I think. 174 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:37,062 Look, we'll just drive off into the sunset 175 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,430 and find a small house. 176 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,365 - Yeah, like a doghouse. 177 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:41,967 With hardwood floors and AC. 178 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,736 - [floor creaking] - Hide, hide! 179 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:48,507 - Dang, this door is raggedy. 180 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,642 - Hi. 181 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,545 - Uh, I thought you were asleep. - How are you this morning? 182 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,913 You look so good. 183 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:57,082 I mean, your outfit, it's on point. 184 00:06:57,184 --> 00:07:00,619 And your hair, it looks so good. - Don't touch. 185 00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,788 - Uh, so what's up? 186 00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:05,090 - Uh, I thought you were asleep. 187 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:09,327 - Oh, yeah, see I was and then I just decided 188 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:14,232 I was going to drop my stuff off... 189 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:19,604 at salvation soldiers. 190 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,473 Salvation soldiers. 191 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,608 Sorry, I'm--I'm still waking up. 192 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,944 - Look, I need your help. 193 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,613 Dad's back in jail because of that stupid Sheriff. 194 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:31,349 - What?! Get down! - What? 195 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:35,086 - No, no, no. No, no, no. What? 196 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,489 - I was saying Mom said he's gonna rot 197 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,592 unless we do something. - Like what? 198 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,894 - I don't know. 199 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,263 I got it, why don't you call up that goofy-looking 200 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,665 boyfriend of yours-- 201 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,233 - Get down! - What? 202 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,569 - Uh, uh, see I was just saying--I was just saying 203 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:55,640 we should get down and pray for dad. 204 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,209 You should pray for dad, yeah. 205 00:07:57,311 --> 00:07:59,544 - I'm pretty sure Cora's doing that already. 206 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,012 - You're right, she got that covered. 207 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,881 - But if we call your goofy-looking boyfriend up 208 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:06,084 and tell him to come over here, we can-- 209 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,821 we can tie him up, hold him as a hostage, 210 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:15,060 and Chinese water torture him until his dad lets Pops go! 211 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,294 - Okay, no. 212 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:19,264 We are not doing that to him. That is way too extreme. 213 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,233 - What? - Get down! 214 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:23,435 Uh, sorry, sorry. 215 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:25,971 - Look, Dad being in jail is extreme. 216 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,539 We're taking it to social media. 217 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,274 I set up my DingDong account. 218 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:32,644 I'm gonna expose him and bring him to his knees! 219 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,712 - I like the sound of that. 220 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,514 - Yeah, because we've been bamboozled, 221 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,849 hoodwinked, led astray! 222 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:38,984 I didn't land on Plymouth Rock! 223 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,087 Plymouth Rock landed on Dad! - Yeah. 224 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,655 - And I've seen the Promised Land! 225 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,057 And the mind--the mind's a terrible thing to waste! 226 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,826 We gotta fight for hope, keep keep it alive! 227 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,895 - Exactly! Keep it alive. - Yeah! 228 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,063 - What? - [clearing throat] 229 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:55,467 Yeah! Sorry, I need to go get water. 230 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:57,903 - Anyway, you ready? Let's go, let's go! 231 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,204 Let me see your game face! - Alright, alright! 232 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,873 - Let me see your game face! - BOTH: [yelling] 233 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,608 - Free Dad on three. - One, two, three. 234 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,310 - BOTH: Free Dad! Yeah! 235 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:09,047 - Stay here. And shut up! 236 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,117 - Alright, come on. Y'all ready? 237 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,785 [indistinct mumbling] 238 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,522 - Ooh, baby girl, you been sleep for a long time. 239 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:19,824 - Long time for a long week. 240 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,527 - Hey, hey, get pumped! This cop's about to get slumped! 241 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,896 - Woo! Yes! 242 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:27,632 - I'm gonna stay behind. I'm not feeling well. 243 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,701 - Okay. 244 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,836 - Are you two coming? - No, I'm gonna pass. 245 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,305 - Why? - Got gas. 246 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,908 Strong over here. I'd slide over if I was you. 247 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,310 - What about you, Mr. Brown? 248 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,745 - I'mma take this down to the Rob Ya Blind Pawn Shop, 249 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:42,013 try to get some bail money. 250 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,615 - Oh, that is so nice of you, Mr. Brown. 251 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,783 Every little bit helps. 252 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,651 - Not if it ain't worth nothing. 253 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,253 - Well, it's worth a try. 254 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,522 And it ain't over until the fat lady sings. 255 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,091 - Sing, Miss Cora. - Watch it. 256 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,393 You might get a fat one across your lip. 257 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:57,829 - And you don't call Cora that, Cora ain't fat. 258 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,097 - That's right. Thank you, Mr. Brown. 259 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,966 - Cora look good, she ain't fat. - That's right. 260 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:04,169 - She vo-lump-ituous. - Okay. 261 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,039 - Mr. Brown, you can keep an eye on Sandra while we out. 262 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:11,476 She's been acting a little funny lately. 263 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,278 You know, like sleeping a lot. 264 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,913 She says she hasn't been feeling well. 265 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,148 But she got out a 'little something to eat'. 266 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,485 - You think she on that stuff? - Mr. Brown! 267 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,520 I don't know if I should leave her. 268 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,856 Can you do this? - Take her with you then. 269 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,491 - Mr. Brown, please, can you just watch her? 270 00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,193 - Okay, alright. - Thank you. 271 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:32,931 Okay, bye, babe. - Bye. 272 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,867 - Wow, that's a lot of food on that plate. 273 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,335 - I'm really hungry, Mr. Brown. 274 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:40,839 - That's enough food to fatten up every bulimic in the country. 275 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,642 You ain't carrying nothing extra, are you? 276 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,177 You know, got something in the oven? 277 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,614 Craving pickles, ice cream, strange foods? 278 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:52,584 Trading your six pack for stretch marks? 279 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,852 - No idea what you mean, Mr. Brown. 280 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,054 - Do you like Vir-gin-ia? 281 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,989 - Yeah, I went for a retreat there once and loved it. 282 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,059 - Okay, but you think the Virgo constipation is special. 283 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,461 - Constellation. - You like Mary? 284 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,763 - Yeah, she cool. 285 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,464 - Well, if anybody start dreaming about all kinds 286 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:10,268 of fish and strange animals, you need to come clean. 287 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,171 Okay? You sure? 288 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,408 - SANDRA: Sure. - Alright. 289 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,276 Hey, Vinny. 290 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,745 - What, Negro? 291 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,248 - How much you think I can get for this? 292 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,683 - One peso, my friend. 293 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,751 - What about this? I know I can get some. 294 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,520 - Wait a minute, man. That's mine, man. 295 00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,355 - Well you ain't finna use it! 296 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,956 - I'mma tell you, if people knew what I did 297 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,059 with that thing when it was greased up, 298 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,061 you could sell that for $10,000. 299 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:40,799 - Okay, oh, oh, right here. 300 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,368 These are said to be worn by James Brown, 301 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,536 the Godfather of Soul. 302 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:46,938 Look, it got Godfather juice on it. 303 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,673 I know these'll get us the bail money. 304 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,608 - Them ain't no damn James Brown shoes, man. 305 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:53,178 You better put 'em down before you get fungus on your hand. 306 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,914 - Really? What you doing? 307 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,415 - I'm doing some digging. 308 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,118 Leah said that Sheriff liked to lock people up for no reason. 309 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,453 How you spell his last name? 310 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,588 - Oh, give me that. - Man-- 311 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,292 - Sheriff L-U-C-K-Y. 312 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,993 Lucky, Lucky. 313 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,929 - Don't snatch nothing out my damn hand. 314 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,397 - Why you got to cuss all the time? 315 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:13,832 - It makes me feel good. 316 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,568 Oh my goodness, I can't believe what I'm seeing. 317 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:17,736 - What you seeing? 318 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:21,272 - Chip-n-Bail. Look at that! 319 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,743 - Sheriff Luckett-- - BOTH: --is a male stripper! 320 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,312 - Hold on, let me see. Look, look right here, right here. 321 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,348 Okay, "time to get lucky!" - Uh-huh. 322 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,617 - "Come see the tails at chip-and-bails." 323 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:33,718 - Chip-and-bails. 324 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,520 - "Featuring Officer Blue Balls." 325 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,855 - Blue Balls. 326 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:41,226 - "With his big gun and at Guns and Buns." 327 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,460 - [laughing] 328 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,930 - "Sheriff Luckett by day, Officer Blue Balls at night!" 329 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,032 - Blue Balls, man! 330 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,568 This explains why he don't want nobody around his son. 331 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:54,739 He don't want it to leak that his daddy is a freak. 332 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:57,008 And I think we found our bail money. 333 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,577 - Yeah, it's called blackmail. - Uh-huh. 334 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,112 - We blackmail his tail. - Yes. 335 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,316 - ♪ 336 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,385 - Y'all won't believe what that wicked Sheriff 337 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,586 had the nerve to do. 338 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,021 - VINNY: Oh, I believe it. 339 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,123 - He gonna tell us if we didn't leave 340 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,358 that he was gonna arrest us too! 341 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,560 So now you gonna lock up me and my husband?! 342 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,694 - Man, that guy's a jerk. 343 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,596 Such a waste of time. - Yes. 344 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,266 Do me a favor, go get your sister. Go check on her. 345 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,367 - Alright, I'mma hit the bathroom first. 346 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,735 - Okay, I got to tell y'all something. 347 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,103 - Oh, I knew it. 348 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,905 Oh Jesus, I'm not ready. 349 00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,606 I'm not ready to be a grandmom, Mr. Brown. 350 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,142 [wailing] 351 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,111 - Calm down. - CORA: Take me, Jesus. 352 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,847 - She still admire Mary, Jesus' mama. 353 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,182 - Oh. 354 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,684 - And she think the Virgo constipation is special. 355 00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,753 And she loves Virginia! - Mm-hmm. 356 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:45,190 - Virgin-ia. Thank you. 357 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,826 - Well, I can get some holy oil and grease on up 358 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:48,993 if I need to. 359 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,728 - There's gonna be some greasing, 360 00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:53,031 but it damn sure ain't gonna be holy. 361 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,966 - Come on, Vinny, do you always have to curse? 362 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,601 I was thinking holy oil. 363 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,037 - Okay, here, look, let me show y'all something. 364 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,506 Look at this right here. Look, look right there. 365 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,708 - Now you know we not into that kind of stuff, Mr. Brown. 366 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,143 - Cora, you may not be into that, 367 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,179 but Officer Blue Balls is. - Who? 368 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,181 - And that sheriff is dirty in more ways than one. 369 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,218 - We don't even know if that's Sheriff Luckett or not. 370 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,154 - Oh, oh, that's him! That's nasty! 371 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,655 - We need to get him over here 372 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:18,923 so we can ask him some questions. 373 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,258 - Well, how are we gonna do that? 374 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,328 - How can he slide down the pole like that upside down? 375 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,463 - He is talented. Look at that. 376 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,601 - I better go. - What do you mean? Like go-go? 377 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,870 Or just go? - Go-go. 378 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,005 You know I gotta get away from my dad. 379 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:35,773 I'm gonna go stay with Auntie V for a bit. 380 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,976 - Okay, but I can't leave mine. 381 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,544 - And you know I hate to leave without you. 382 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,312 - Then don't. 383 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,886 - Um, when did Lindor get here? 384 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:51,623 - Uh, I was just helping him with his DingDong. 385 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,726 - No. Not my DingDong. 386 00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:57,128 The online DingDong for her. 387 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,365 - No, no, no, not for me. For you and me, for us. 388 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,400 As in for Dad! 389 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,701 - This isn't going very well, is it? 390 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,436 - No. 391 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,672 - Hey, you guys were planning on running away 392 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:08,740 together, weren't you? 393 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,742 - No! - Yes. 394 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:13,511 - Yes. - No! 395 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,115 - Question, why do you want to introduce crazy to the family? 396 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,283 - Okay, have you seen our family? 397 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,285 I think we already got that on lock. 398 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,187 Look, Lindor's not crazy. His dad is. 399 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,957 - Well, crazy can be genetic, hereditary, 400 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,458 already in his blood. 401 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,294 I mean, like, you know the saying, 402 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,829 crazy don't fall far from the tree. 403 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,564 - In the room. 404 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,533 - Looney people don't know they're looney. 405 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,802 And after they say or do something looney, 406 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:38,937 they don't think it's looney. 407 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,371 I mean, look at his eyes. 408 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,974 They're eerie like a cuttlefish. 409 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,575 - They can see right into my heart. 410 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,578 - PHILIP: What? 411 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,746 You make me sick. 412 00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:51,316 - Hey, have you guys checked your DingDong campaign? 413 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,517 Since you went live at the jail, 414 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,452 there's like 9,000 followers and growing! 415 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,487 - Oh wow. 416 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,124 - Look, we got this idea, but we're gonna need your help. 417 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,926 We got some dirt on your dad. 418 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:03,628 - Yeah, I got some dirt on my dad too. 419 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,198 - Well, we need your help to get him over here. Like fast. 420 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,933 - Alright, let's do it. - PHILLIP: Nice. 421 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:10,335 - ♪ 422 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,036 - Are y'all ready to put operation Blue Balls 423 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,205 in full effect? - [cheering] 424 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,741 - The Sheriff think he can handle us? He can't handle us! 425 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,609 He don't know who we are. 426 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:20,044 We gotta make sure we got everything. 427 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:23,014 We got the pole? - Yeah, get it, Mr. Brown! 428 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,382 - [audience laughing] 429 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,051 - Okay, whip and holster? - Check, check. 430 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,553 - Okay, money so we can make it rain. 431 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,188 - Got it right here. 432 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,990 - Strobe light? Make it strobe on me. 433 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,858 - Come on, baby. Give it to the people. 434 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,627 - Make it strobe, make it strobe. 435 00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,996 - Okay, Cora, you got the blue meatballs? 436 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,397 - Baked fresh out the oven. 437 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,700 - Ooh, Cora them smell good. Okay, you got the music? 438 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,203 - Got my finger on the trigger right here, man. I'm ready. 439 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,105 - Where's the bait? Bait, bait's here. 440 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,740 - [laughing] Check! 441 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,075 - Operation Blue Balls on three. - One, two, three. 442 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,745 - ALL: Blue Balls! 443 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,347 - [doorbell ringing] 444 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,448 - MR. BROWN: Cora, stop moving. 445 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,617 Freeze, everybody freeze, just freeze. 446 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,752 - Where is he? 447 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,120 - Uh, where's who? 448 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,390 - Lindor?! Let's go! 449 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,325 I got a call that he was here. 450 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,693 Where's he hiding? 451 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:11,662 - It's hard hiding out isn't it, Sheriff Lucky-ett? 452 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:12,930 - [audience laughing] 453 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,333 - Meatballs? I dyed them blue. 454 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,870 I call them blue balls. 455 00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:22,540 - Lindor? Come out, come out, wherever you are! 456 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,976 - We'd like to talk to you about Jeremy's bail. 457 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,844 - How about some chips? 458 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,846 I hear they go well with bail. 459 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,482 - If my son is not out here in two minutes, 460 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,052 I'm gonna have to tell the judge that Jeremy is a flight risk. 461 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,553 And there won't be any bail. 462 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,189 - Oh, is that right, Sheriff Lucky? 463 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,791 Y'all ready? - Yeah. 464 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,025 - Lights! 465 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,629 - [laughing] - Mm-hmm. 466 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,530 - What's this? 467 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,031 - We thought you could tell us. 468 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,366 - What's going on? 469 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,168 - You know exactly what's going on, 470 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,870 Officer Blue Balls. 471 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:57,742 - See, you don't have to hide anymore, Sheriff Lucky. 472 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:58,910 That's you, right? 473 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,511 [laughing] 474 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,913 Music! 475 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:03,514 - ♪ 476 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,116 - Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the music. 477 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,584 Come on now, dammit. 478 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:13,024 - ♪ 479 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:16,060 - ALL: [cheering] 480 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:27,572 - ♪ 481 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:40,351 ♪ 482 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:45,556 ♪ 483 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,491 - Cut! 484 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:49,227 - ♪ Bu-bu-bu-bu, yeah ♪ 485 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,528 - So this is it? 486 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,029 This is where you spent years of late nights, 487 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,432 leaving me to fend for myself? 488 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,934 Neglecting me for a freak show! 489 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,570 - He a freak. 490 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,406 - My pension just wasn't enough, son. 491 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,877 - We got it all on video. - You wouldn't. 492 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,111 - Oh, I would. 493 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,412 And if you don't free Jeremy 494 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:09,881 and get these nice people their certificate 495 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:14,118 of occupancy, you will be all over DingDong in one click. 496 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,119 - Give me that! 497 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,521 - Hey, we all got it. 498 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,890 - And I got the soundtrack right here, your nasty self. 499 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,391 - And I got it in SD. 500 00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:24,228 - See, Sheriff Lucky, this town isn't big enough 501 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,331 for all of us. So I think you should go. 502 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,067 - ALL: [agreeing] 503 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,436 - [indistinct chatter] 504 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,704 - Your shirt's ripped. 505 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,273 - [laughs] 506 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,980 - Can I at least keep the feathers? 507 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,389 - ALL: [laughing] 508 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:55,526 - [indistinct chatter] 509 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,861 - You think he's gonna let my dad go? 510 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,030 - [doorbell ringing] - I'm sure of it, baby. 511 00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,866 - ALL: [cheering] 512 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:08,206 - ALL: [cheering] 513 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,508 - It's so great to be back. Man, I missed y'all. 514 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,243 - Hey, hey, I can tell you been to prison. 515 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,879 Look how swole he is. 516 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,449 You gonna show me how to do some of those prisoner pushups? 517 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,850 - Basically what he's saying, without you 518 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,620 it's a lot more peaceful. 519 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,056 - We really missed you. Happy to have you home. 520 00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:27,091 - Yeah Dad, I'm glad you're back. 521 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,594 - Missed you son. - Yeah, we were worried. 522 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,861 - Oh, my baby. 523 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,899 Hey, and I appreciate what Lindor did 524 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,735 He didn't have to do that, tothat was cool.ut. 525 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,604 - Yeah, well now that the Sheriff skipped town, 526 00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,706 you and Lindor don't have to run away together. 527 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,807 - ALL: What?! 528 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,778 - I'm just gonna go to my room. 529 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,847 - ♪ 530 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,015 - Safe place for you. 531 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,016 - Stay in there! 532 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,051 - ♪ 533 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,922 - ♪ 534 00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:02,522 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39475

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