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- Say, "I am." - I am.
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- "Moving forward." - Moving forward.
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- "I am!" - I am!
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- "Nice!" - Nice!
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- Apparently, Mr. Brown
told her
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that if she was nice
to us,
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that we would meet the boy.
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- Hit 'em with the turn!
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- I'm not meeting that boy!
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- Get out these
people's business.
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- Nobody say,
"Get out my business"
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when y'all needed me to talk
to that little girl.
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Nobody said,
"Mind your business"
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when y'all needed
my $40,000.
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Stop judging people.
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- Even more of a reason
why we should meet him?
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- Let it seem like
it was her idea.
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- Alright, you got it.
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- You'll get my bill
in the mail
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for $40,000.
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- ♪
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- Ooh, Cora, this is nice.
- It is. I mean, everything.
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I like how the colors
came together.
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- Yeah, I'm glad they
brought in
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all these extra workers.
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- They got all they dust
off of that.
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- Cora, I told you
that boy was grown.
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- Ooh, look at him.
- He picked up that whole piano
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by his self.
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- Mr. Brown, the piano rolls.
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- Well, he did it by his self.
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I thought that boy
was on that stuff.
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- Would you stop that?!
I don't wanna say that.
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- Y'all, this place looks
amazing.
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- It does, ooh,
it turned out so nice!
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- Oh, my goodness.
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- Look, look,
we got cameras, bam!
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- Ooh.
- Smile! Hey!
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There's lights all
under the TV.
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- Oh, my goodness,
look at that brick
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on that fireplace.
- Alright, now.
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- I like the patterings.
- It's classic.
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- The plaid with the stripes
and the patterings
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and everything.
- We know you like that.
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- We can get this--we can
get this place open and running.
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- Yes.
- Don't get too happy.
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We need to pass
inspection first.
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- We will.
- I hope so,
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'cause we need the money.
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- Y'all could give me back
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my $40,000.
- Here we go.
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Man, you know what?
Why you got to always
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bring up money?!
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- You're the one
that brought up money!
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- No, you're, "Give me
my $40,000."
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- Oh, when I say--
- VINNY: "Gimme my $40,000."
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- [indistinct arguing]
- Okay! Alright!
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- "Get me my $40,000, Cora!"
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- I didn't borrow no money--
- LEAH: Would you stop?
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- "Cora! Can I get
my $40,000?!"
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- Calm down.
- I'm listening.
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- Look, hey, hey!
- I'm listening. I'm listening.
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- Okay, what I--
- It's him!
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- What I'm gonna do is--
- Imma get the last word.
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- No.
- LEAH: Mm-mm!
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- What I will do is,
I'm gonna call the inspector
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so we can get our business
license, guys,
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so we can get this place open!
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To make money!
- Hmm.
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- Okay.
- Alright, okay.
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Look, I just wanna say
thank you
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for helping us
get this place together.
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- You're welcome.
- You're quite welcome.
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Any time.
I'm here to help.
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- At least somebody
in this family got manners.
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She was talking to us.
- She was talking to me.
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- Dummy.
- Dumber.
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- Would you two stop it?
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- Well, I helped.
I did help.
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- Yeah, by spending
my inheritance.
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- Son, that was never
your money. Never.
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- Right, right, right,
whatever.
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Anyway, thank you,
Mr. Brown, Cora, so much.
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- Sure, you're quite welcome.
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- [unintelligible]
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This place is beautiful,
it's gonna make
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so many people happy.
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- Really? Huh.
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- What?
- You know what kind of place
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we opening, right?
- Yeah.
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This is an assisted
living facility.
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- Yeah, we 'bout to assist
some people
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to the upper room.
- To the upper room. Bye, bye.
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- We can make this place
special, beautiful,
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and a nice ride home
to the upper room.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, I like those words.
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We could use those words
in a commercial.
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- I like that, I like that.
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- Commercial?
- Yes, a commercial.
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We need a commercial
for the place.
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- We--we ain't got
no commercial money.
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- Oh, we'll come up
with something.
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- Yeah, we'll get it
from somewhere.
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- You're right, if y'all do--
if we do a commercial,
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I'm gonna star in it.
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I am the beauty
of this operation.
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- More like the booty
of this operation,
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because you're a big-ol'
greasy--
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- Hey!
- --hairy, nas--I didn't cuss.
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I didn't cuss.
I had thoughts of cussing.
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- We could do--thi--this
the commercial,
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this the commercial.
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Come to Pleasant Days!
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Where we will be the last
to let you down.
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- That is for a funeral.
That's for funerals!
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♪ No matter what you do, I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go, I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember, blood ain't ever water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪
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- I need to do the commercial.
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- Do you know what you look like?
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- Yes, I look human, unlike yourself.
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- You look like the monkey with the cymbals,
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that's all you need, the organ grinder!
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- [mocking] - Would you stop it? Stop it!
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- Ain't nobody start-- he started it.
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- Ooh! - Oh, man. This is...
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- You can go put that table right there,
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thank you so much, uh, right there. Yes.
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- Thank you, thank you. [laughing]
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- Cora, this is like raising kids.
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- Yes. Speaking of kids... - [blows air]
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- What? - We gon' do it.
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- Y'all--Y'all gonna let her
bring the boy over here?
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- Yeah, I mean, we gotta meet
the little boy, right?
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- Yeah, you do.
But you know what?
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Personally,
I think it's a good idea.
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- I mean, I do too, but,
you know,
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I had to kinda convince
my husband
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'cause he wasn't so sure
about that.
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- Well, I think it's good
to know who your kids are.
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- Cora, I'm with you
when you're right.
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I like the way you think.
- [giggles]
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Well, thank you.
Thank you.
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- See, that's what I'm trying
to get him to see.
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- Okay.
- We're gon' let her
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bring it up, natural,
you know.
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- That's good,
that sounds good.
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Long as they know that you
are the rulers of the house,
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that's all that matters.
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- I don't know if she knows
all that yet.
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But...she's learning.
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- [chuckles]
Well, you're learning too.
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We're all learning.
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- I know, Cora, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Hello! This is Leroy A. Brown.
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And the A is for "Assisting
your loved ones
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in their final days."
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- What is he doing?
- I don't know, but--
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- This is my brand-new
facility that we just opened up,
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and they did a fine job.
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- Mr. Brown, what are you doing?
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- Cora, I'm drumming up
business.
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- Put that camera down.
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- That's Cora. Say "Hey," Cora.
- Put--
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- I'm on livestream, say hi.
I'm live.
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- Put that down!
- Bring us all your loved ones.
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The ones who can no longer
assist themselves,
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we will help them.
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This is one of our seniors
right here.
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- Get that out of my face!
You know I've got warrants!
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- He's a little ill,
but don't worry.
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- You know I'm wanted, man,
get that out of my face!
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I can't be seen!
- Don't be alarmed.
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Don't be alarmed,
he looks sick.
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- VINNY: You really--
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- But we love him.
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He look exactly like what
he been through.
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- No speak the English.
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- We will have a vacancy soon
'cause he won't be here long.
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- I hope he die.
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- Send them on out here
to Pleasant Days,
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where your days will be pleasant
and your rest will be in peace.
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Look at that.
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- We see you, Mr. Brown.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Did you just send that out?
- Oh, I was live.
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I was live on the thing there.
- What are you doing?
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- I'm trying to get some
business for the place.
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- Oh, yeah, okay,
by ruining us?
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- No! What you talking 'bout?
Cora said we needed, uh...
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to do a commercial,
so I'm doing a commercial.
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- Yes, a professional
commercial.
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- Well, we didn't have
no professional money.
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Y'all got a lot of creative
ideas,
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but y'all don't have no money.
- Mr. Brown!
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- Next time y'all have ideas,
have a check.
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- Mister--Mister Brown,
I can't believe you did that.
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- Oh, wait, he--it's alright,
child, it's okay.
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- Cora, it's not alright,
he could've ruined our business
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with that video.
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- Well, I don't think
he did that.
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- Well, why not?
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- 'Cause he only has three
followers.
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- Wait, what?
- He only has three followers.
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Him, me, and my mama.
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- [laughs]
- And he don't know
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how to follow nobody.
Y'all just calm down.
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- I'm 'bout to have wheelchairs
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and diapers
and canes everywhere.
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- [laughing]
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- We gon' have robots up
in this place. [imitates shots]
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- Would you stop that?
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- Well, clearly, he thinks he
has more than three followers.
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- He's delusional, a little bit.
- [laughing] Yes.
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- Cora, I'm 'bout to blow
this place up!
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- How many likes
do you have, Mr. Brown?
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- None.
- Oh. Watch this.
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- [laughs]
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- How many do you have
now, Mr. Brown?
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- [phone dings]
- Cora, I got one!
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- CORA: Really?
- I got a like!
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- It's because I just liked you.
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- [laughs]
- Thank you, Cora.
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- Oh, God.
- Cora always liking my stuff.
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That's why I love you.
- I love you too, Mr. Brown.
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- I got a like!
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- That's hilarious.
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- Hey, baby.
- Hello. Hey.
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- Hey, sweetheart,
how was school?
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- It was good.
- LEAH: Hmm.
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- Did you ride that bus?
- Yes.
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- And where's your sister?
- She's getting off the bus.
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- That boy say anything--
- Dad.
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- What?!
- Man, you're gonna start
236
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making me pull the snitch card.
237
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- Oh?
- Son, that's what you are.
238
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You're my little snitch.
239
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- Look, they gon' start
labeling me and--
240
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- And what?
- And stuff.
241
00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:47,444
- Stuff. Right.
- Uh-huh.
242
00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:49,746
- How about you go and get
washed up for dinner?
243
00:08:49,813 --> 00:08:52,048
- Why? All the foods we have
can be slurped.
244
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I don't have to wash
my hands at all.
245
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- Okay, well, just go
and wash your lips.
246
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- [chuckles]
That was a good one.
247
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That was a good one.
248
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,359
Hey, this place is lookin'
a little nice.
249
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- Uh-huh.
- Hey, hey, hey, I came up with
250
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,829
a song, you wanna hear?
- LEAH: Oh, yeah?
251
00:09:05,929 --> 00:09:08,165
- [beatboxing]
252
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♪ Pleasant Days,
you finna die soon! ♪
253
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♪ So come on--
- Get your butt outta here!
254
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- Hey.
255
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Y'all actually might
make this work.
256
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- Yes, we will.
- Hey, was it good, though?
257
00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:22,913
- No.
- [laughs]
258
00:09:23,013 --> 00:09:25,115
- Baby, I hope you don't think
he gon' be a rapper.
259
00:09:25,215 --> 00:09:26,316
- Oh, he was pretty good,
though.
260
00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:27,417
- No.
- He like his mommy.
261
00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:28,785
He get that from his mommy.
262
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- Why is she still out there?
263
00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:35,158
- We said we was gon'
be cool, we gotta be cool.
264
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- Okay, yeah, you're right.
- Right?
265
00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:37,727
- You're right, my bad, be cool.
- See?
266
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We got all the information
we need.
267
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- Facts.
- So when she bring him up,
268
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we just gon' let her talk.
269
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- Word.
- Word.
270
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- Be cool on three.
- Let me see.
271
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- One, two, three.
- BOTH: Be cool.
272
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- [doorbell chimes]
- JEREMY: Alright, be cool.
273
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- Cool, we cool. We always cool,
we gon' be the cool parents.
274
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[humming]
275
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- JEREMY: Yeah, that's who
we are, we cool.
276
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- Mom. Dad.
277
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- What the hell?!
278
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- Guys, guys.
- Hi!
279
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- This is Lindor.
- Oh, hi.
280
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- Hi.
- JEREMY: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey.
281
00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:09,593
What's going on, man?
Baby. Baby.
282
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,895
- What?
- He in his thirties.
283
00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:13,530
- I wanted you guys
to meet him.
284
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,365
- Uh-huh.
- SANDRA: So...
285
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- Okay.
- Can he stay for dinner?
286
00:10:18,168 --> 00:10:22,372
- [sighs] Yeah, sure.
287
00:10:22,472 --> 00:10:26,109
- I understand.
Wait, what?
288
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,613
- Are you surprised to see
we're, like, cool parents.
289
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,715
- Well, I...
- What?
290
00:10:31,748 --> 00:10:36,019
- I mean, I--I was expecting--
- What?
291
00:10:36,119 --> 00:10:37,787
- Hey, you know what?
Hey, come on, son, uh,
292
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let's go talk,
we can have a seat in here.
293
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,824
- Okay, yeah.
- Hey, man,
294
00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:43,093
how many kids you got?
- None.
295
00:10:43,193 --> 00:10:44,227
- You sure.
- Yes.
296
00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:45,795
- You ever been married before?
- No, sir.
297
00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:49,299
- Alright, 'cause you look like
somebody I grew up with.
298
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- I'll get dinner ready.
- Okay.
299
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,736
- 'Cause we cool parents.
300
00:10:52,769 --> 00:10:55,839
- Okay.
- We cool, girl, we cool.
301
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,009
- That was awkward.
302
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,878
- Kinda didn't go over
how I thought it would.
303
00:11:01,978 --> 00:11:04,014
- Wait, I thought you were
gonna ask them
304
00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:05,715
to invite him over.
305
00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:07,851
- Well, I wanted him
to come over tonight.
306
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,052
- Well...
307
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,988
- Why are they being so cool?
308
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,858
- It's 'cause you're so nice!
- Mm-mm.
309
00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:18,395
No, something is wrong.
Something is way wrong.
310
00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:20,096
Did he just give me
a thumbs up?
311
00:11:20,197 --> 00:11:22,299
- Yeah.
312
00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:24,701
I wonder why y'all got
the same hair.
313
00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:29,306
- Mr. Brown. Don't be jealous
'cause you don't have any hair.
314
00:11:29,406 --> 00:11:31,842
- That's 'cause he took it all.
315
00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,711
Boy got horse hair.
[imitates neighing]
316
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,944
- This is a nice place.
317
00:11:43,044 --> 00:11:44,712
- Yeah, yeah, thank you.
318
00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:46,314
- Does your daddy know
you're here?
319
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,817
- No. No, no, no,
no, no, no. No.
320
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,618
- Well, why not?
321
00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:52,320
- He doesn't
really want me here.
322
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,689
- Okay, and you're here
anyway.
323
00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:57,659
- My dad is, um...
- He's what?
324
00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,930
- He's a bit strange.
325
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,933
- [agreeing]
326
00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:06,534
- What do you mean?
327
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:10,271
- Um, well, ever since my mom
died, he's just been...
328
00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:12,073
he's kinda watched me
like a hawk.
329
00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:16,478
- Yeah. I'm sorry to hear that.
- Yeah. And--and I'm sorry.
330
00:12:16,578 --> 00:12:18,246
- For what?
- That I didn't come
331
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,881
and introduce myself to you.
332
00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:22,350
- Yeah, that would've been
the respectful thing to do.
333
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,886
- Yeah, manners.
- I know.
334
00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:28,156
Um, but she said it was fine.
- Oh, did she?
335
00:12:28,256 --> 00:12:32,127
- Yeah. I'm not throwing her
under the bus, am I?
336
00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:34,129
- Bigger than the one you drive.
337
00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:36,598
- Huh. Sorry.
338
00:12:36,698 --> 00:12:39,701
Uh, I like your daughter, a lot.
339
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,836
- How old are you?
- 18.
340
00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,872
- Okay, and you know how old
my daughter is.
341
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,242
- Yes.
- Okay, so how do you know
342
00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:49,043
you like her
if you just met her?
343
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:52,647
- Well, I just do.
You know how that is.
344
00:12:55,784 --> 00:12:58,787
Sorry. [clears throat] Sorry.
345
00:12:58,887 --> 00:13:02,490
- No, how about...you tell me.
- VINNY: [yelps]
346
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:04,826
- LINDOR: Uh--
- Boy, be quiet.
347
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:08,930
- Uh, well, she's, uh, sweet.
348
00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:13,101
And--and she's smart.
And she's got a really nice--
349
00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:15,670
- What?
350
00:13:15,737 --> 00:13:17,505
- Personality.
- Good answer, good answer.
351
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,908
- Personality.
- He's trying to say she ugly.
352
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,043
- You're trying to say she ugly.
- No! No.
353
00:13:22,143 --> 00:13:24,479
- Sounded like that to me.
- No, she's beautiful.
354
00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:26,081
Beautiful.
- Alright, okay.
355
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,150
- Don't get me wrong,
your daughter isn't just...cute,
356
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,953
you know, she's sophisticated,
and I really like that.
357
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,488
- Hmm.
- Ah.
358
00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,223
It sound like
he describing Michelle Obama.
359
00:13:35,323 --> 00:13:39,127
- Yeah. [unintelligible]
- Yeah, no problem with her.
360
00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:42,263
Well, how much do you like her?
- VINNY: How much?
361
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,699
- A lot?
- What's a lot?
362
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:47,635
You mean, like...like a buffet?
- Like a buffet,
363
00:13:47,669 --> 00:13:48,636
like all you can eat.
364
00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:49,871
- [unintelligible]
all you can eat?
365
00:13:49,971 --> 00:13:51,506
- LINDOR: No, no, no,
like, um,
366
00:13:51,639 --> 00:13:52,941
like a nice restaurant,
you know.
367
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,210
- VINNY: Hmm, yeah.
- Look, look, have a seat.
368
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,711
Have a seat, alright?
369
00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:00,682
Listen. [clears throat]
370
00:14:00,782 --> 00:14:02,717
My daughter, she's really
important to me.
371
00:14:02,817 --> 00:14:04,719
- VINNY: Mm-hmm.
- We just got here.
372
00:14:04,819 --> 00:14:07,756
And I really don't want her
seeing anybody, she's too young.
373
00:14:07,856 --> 00:14:10,759
- Oh. Oka--okay, yes,
I didn't know that.
374
00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:11,993
I could go if you want.
375
00:14:12,093 --> 00:14:13,294
- Alright, man,
have a good night.
376
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:17,966
- No, no. Give the kid a chance,
man, don't be like that.
377
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,467
- You wanna give somebody
a chance?
378
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,737
- I mean, look, his daddy
is the sheriff,
379
00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,306
we need to get the permits,
we need to open this place up
380
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,877
so Brown can get his $40,000,
"Cora, I need my $40,000."
381
00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:34,949
- Alright, look. You know,
you're here already, so, uh,
382
00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:37,152
you know, it's cool,
you can stay.
383
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,753
- Thank you. Thank you.
384
00:14:38,853 --> 00:14:40,955
- But don't get
too comfortable, alright?
385
00:14:41,055 --> 00:14:42,390
- Yes, sir.
- 'Cause he'll bounce
386
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,858
your butt out of here.
387
00:14:52,133 --> 00:14:54,736
- Um...I could, uh, I could
set the table if you want.
388
00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:57,272
- Oh, hell no.
389
00:14:57,372 --> 00:14:58,440
You ain't got no hairnet on,
390
00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,641
I don't want your hair
about my food.
391
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:01,643
- No.
[unintelligible]
392
00:15:01,676 --> 00:15:03,278
- Yeah, yeah, okay, um...
393
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,450
[chuckles] Is there anything
else I can do around here?
394
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,820
- Well, let's see, yeah,
I mean...
395
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,089
- Um, I noticed
your gutters need cleaning,
396
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,457
I'm really good
at cleaning them.
397
00:15:15,557 --> 00:15:18,193
- Oh, no, that--that, uh...
- Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah.
398
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,961
Let's see.
- And, um,
399
00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:22,764
some fresh paint on the overhang
wouldn't hurt, right?
400
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,065
- That's cool,
but you need to know
401
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:27,435
before you do anything in here,
nobody in this place
402
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,070
can pay you anything.
403
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:31,773
- Oh, no, no, no,
I don't wanna be paid,
404
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:34,375
I--I'm fine doing it for free.
405
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:38,113
- How would you like to marry
my great-granddaughter today?
406
00:15:38,213 --> 00:15:39,481
I can hook that up.
- Grandpa!
407
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,250
- Justice of the peace--your
daddy can marry people.
408
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,185
This boy, he's a keeper.
- O--okay, stop it.
409
00:15:44,285 --> 00:15:46,121
- Okay.
- Don't try to sell my daughter.
410
00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:52,627
Look, Lindor, uh...
give me a minute, alright?
411
00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:53,995
I wanna go talk to my wife,
okay?
412
00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:55,096
- Okay.
- Alright, make yourself
413
00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:56,531
comfortable,
just don't touch the plates.
414
00:15:56,631 --> 00:15:57,799
- Alright.
415
00:15:59,634 --> 00:16:01,636
Sorry. Sorry.
416
00:16:01,703 --> 00:16:04,873
- He don't like to be touched.
417
00:16:04,973 --> 00:16:09,310
- [groaning] Damn.
418
00:16:11,479 --> 00:16:13,548
- What?
419
00:16:13,648 --> 00:16:15,650
- He's actually a nice kid.
420
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,018
- Now, you said the boy
was a...
421
00:16:17,118 --> 00:16:19,821
- I know,
I know what I said, baby.
422
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:22,357
- And now he's a nice kid.
- Maybe.
423
00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:24,225
He offered to clean
the gutters and everything.
424
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:27,896
- Yeah, well, maybe he should
marry our daughter then.
425
00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:29,898
Huh? Yeah.
- You know what I mean.
426
00:16:29,998 --> 00:16:33,968
- No, I don't.
- Well. My grandpa, though,
427
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,236
he think he should marry her.
428
00:16:35,336 --> 00:16:37,605
- Well, he'd sell our daughter
for a cow
429
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,775
and two bags of rice.
430
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,378
- And a building permit.
431
00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:45,180
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.
432
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:50,385
You know what? There's something
weird about him, though.
433
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:51,619
- What you mean, baby?
434
00:16:51,686 --> 00:16:53,788
- I don't know, it's just--
it's just strange,
435
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:58,827
I can't really explain it.
Like sad, I don't know.
436
00:16:58,927 --> 00:17:03,431
- Hmm, we'll have dinner and...
get to know the boy.
437
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,771
- Yeah, alright.
You doing good?
438
00:17:09,871 --> 00:17:11,339
- I'm doing good?
- Yeah.
439
00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:14,075
Not with the vegetables,
I'm talking 'bout...
440
00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:17,445
- Oh, no, no, no, you didn't.
- I'm talking 'bout like...
441
00:17:23,284 --> 00:17:24,719
- Hey!
442
00:17:24,819 --> 00:17:26,421
- Hi.
443
00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:28,823
- What's the matter for you?
444
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,859
- They didn't get mad.
445
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,694
- And you wanted them to?
446
00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:36,164
- Well, no, I mean...yeah.
447
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,101
- Why?
- Because I don't know
448
00:17:40,201 --> 00:17:42,070
how to react to them
not getting mad.
449
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,973
- What? How we--didn't we
go over this?
450
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:47,776
Be nice and nice come to you.
451
00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:50,011
Blessings come out of nowhere
when you're nice.
452
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,347
- Yeah, I know--
- Blessings seen and unseen.
453
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,982
- Well, I don't know--
- From the high
454
00:17:54,082 --> 00:17:56,751
and from the low,
blessings come everywhere.
455
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:58,620
You just be nice, okay?
456
00:17:58,653 --> 00:18:00,188
You don't wanna be nice?
457
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,991
- Well, not if they're not
gonna get mad!
458
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:06,661
- Agh, girl. Get over it, just
take your blessings and run.
459
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:08,263
You have a good dinner
with him, okay?
460
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,465
- Okay. No, no, no! Wait!
- Girl, you better not
461
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,734
run up on me like that.
462
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,836
- Mr. Brown.
- Hmm?
463
00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:16,704
- You know, you have
a big mouth.
464
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,907
What did you tell them?
465
00:18:19,007 --> 00:18:22,911
- My mouth ain't big.
I got a little mouth.
466
00:18:23,011 --> 00:18:24,846
- Mr. Brown,
you know you can't lie.
467
00:18:24,946 --> 00:18:27,949
- Girl, I ain't--
ain't nobody said nothing.
468
00:18:28,049 --> 00:18:29,651
Enjoy your dinner,
I'll see you in the morning.
469
00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:33,188
- Okay, thank you.
- Uh, Mr. Brown?
470
00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:38,993
- Hmm?
- Are you BrownBomber online?
471
00:18:39,094 --> 00:18:41,396
- Hold on, let me put
my code in here.
472
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:46,134
- Your name is BrownBomber?
- 'Cause I'm the bomb! Yeah.
473
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:47,836
- It could mean something
else too.
474
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,071
- Yeah, like the--that's me.
That's me.
475
00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,807
- Wow.
- Wow? Wow what?
476
00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:55,310
- And did you make this post
about this place?
477
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:58,313
- Yeah, that's it right there.
How you get that?
478
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:02,350
- Because you're going viral.
- I got the virus?!
479
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,053
I knew I shouldn't have been
drinking at that place.
480
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:06,821
- What?
- I had some water
481
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:08,623
and that gave me the virus!
- [phone chiming]
482
00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:11,025
- No, it means you're getting
a lot of likes and stuff.
483
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:12,727
- There are only four people
that I know
484
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:15,797
that can like mine and...
I'm two of them.
485
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:17,632
- [phone dings]
- Not anymore.
486
00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:20,401
- What? What does that mean?
- That means a lot of people
487
00:19:20,502 --> 00:19:22,537
want the address and phone
numbers of this place.
488
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:25,073
- [high-pitched voice] Shut up!
- Mr. Brown.
489
00:19:25,173 --> 00:19:27,776
This place is a church
that has busloads of people.
490
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,177
- [phones dinging]
- A whole bus?
491
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:30,645
- Busloads, I mean,
I don't even know
492
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:33,181
if we have that many rooms.
- [high-pitched voice] Shut up!
493
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,951
Okay, what's that mean?
Mean more people coming?
494
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,720
- Well, let's just say
the Brown Bomber about to be
495
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,755
swimming in green.
496
00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:42,690
- [high-pitched voice] What?!
- Yeah.
497
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:45,427
- What?!
- Swimming in green.
498
00:19:45,593 --> 00:19:46,828
- What about me?
- Swimming in green.
499
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:48,263
Swimming in green.
500
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:51,166
Let's go tell Mom and Dad!
- Let's go tell Mom and Dad!
501
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:57,922
- [phones dinging]
502
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:58,889
- Yo.
- Huh?
503
00:19:58,989 --> 00:19:59,924
- I cannot believe this,
504
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:00,991
look how many likes
you're getting.
505
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:02,126
- I know, they like me!
506
00:20:02,226 --> 00:20:05,429
- [phones dinging]
- See? Pling!
507
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:08,065
You ain't ever got that many
likes, have you?
508
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,700
- Mr. Brown, what's taking
you so long?
509
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,136
- Cora, they--I got like
15,000 lacks.
510
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:13,938
- What?!
- Lacks. Lacks. Is it lacks?
511
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,739
- Likes.
- Likes. Likes.
512
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,508
- They trying to get
to this place, Cora.
513
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,210
- Oh. What?!
- They like me.
514
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,045
- [phones dinging]
- They like me!
515
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:23,247
- Oh, wow.
- Pling!
516
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,015
- One guy wants to know
why you're wearing
517
00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:27,318
what you're wearing.
518
00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:29,954
- Tell him that 'cause
I'm a fashion icon.
519
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:35,626
Fashion. Eye...
use the "mojoji," uh--
520
00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,728
- Emoji? Emoji.
- Yeah, use that.
521
00:20:37,828 --> 00:20:39,663
- Gosh.
- Cora, they like me.
522
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,866
- Okay, alright.
- Wait a minute.
523
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,401
- Oh, what--?
- She want me to do what?
524
00:20:44,502 --> 00:20:47,304
- No, no, no, hit no.
- Well, the phone's ringing.
525
00:20:47,404 --> 00:20:48,672
Come on, I gotta go,
we gotta go.
526
00:20:48,772 --> 00:20:50,107
- Look like we gon' be busy.
527
00:21:19,836 --> 00:21:21,338
- ♪
528
00:21:22,806 --> 00:21:23,073
- ♪
529
00:21:25,642 --> 00:21:28,445
- ♪
530
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:33,045
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