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{\an8}
- We gotta figure out a way to talk to this girl. Ooh.
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Maybe she can move in
with my sister.
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- We are family, baby,
we stand together.
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We're not letting her
go nowhere.
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Are you ready?
- Yeah.
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- We gonna do this
the right way.
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Good morning, sweetie.
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- What's so good about it?
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- Alright, I'm out.
Go ahead, you got it.
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- Sweetheart, I know this
is hard for you.
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- Is that all?
- Oh! I'm tapping out.
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- You're grounded.
- Yeah!
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- Or?
- Or we're gonna send you
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to Chicago to live
with your aunt.
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- Wait, really?
When can I leave?!
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I'll go pack right now.
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- Damn, that didn't work.
- No!
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- Damn.
- Well?
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- What?
- No, you were the one
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that told her she could go.
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- No. No. I told her
if she don't start to behave,
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we're gonna send her
to Chicago with your sister.
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- Okay, well, that's kinda
like the same thing.
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- Well...
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maybe she'll start behaving.
- Uh, no.
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What don't you understand?
She wants to go.
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- I know.
- So that wasn't good.
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- Okay, well...
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I'll just tell her
she can't go.
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- Oh, great, what is she
gonna say?
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Oh! Oh!
"Why did you say that I could?!"
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- Well.
- "Well" won't work, baby.
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I need you to think
of something else.
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- Okay. Okay, well, alright,
well, we're your parents,
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and we got a right
to change our mind
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and you ain't going nowhere.
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- That is unfair!
I am your daughter!
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- No, no.
Nah, you sound just like her.
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- [laughs] That was good.
- Yeah, that was good.
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Alright, hold up, keep going,
keep going.
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- Okay.
- Alright, alright.
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Yeah, but, um, but we a family
and we said you gotta stay
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with us 'cause families
stick together.
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- You are not my family!
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You're the worst parents
in the whole wide world!
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I hate you all!
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- [chuckles] That was good.
That was good.
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Do that line again.
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- BOTH: I hate you all!
- [laughs] Baby.
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- It's good, right?
- Oh, oh.
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- I don't think it is.
- Hey, hun bun.
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- How long you think she's
been standing there?
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- So my happiness
is a joke to you now?
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- Baby.
- SANDRA: No.
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Mom, was that supposed
to be me?
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- Yes, baby,
that's what you look like.
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- Okay, and Dad, you agree?
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- Look, sweetie,
you gotta stop taking yourself
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so seriously, okay?
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- No, you need to start
taking me seriously.
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I am in a lot of pain here,
I mean...you know what?
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- [door slams]
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(funky, mellow music)
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(grunts and groans)
(crowd laughs)
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- Now, that's good, right there.
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That's some good ass
cereal, right there.
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Mm, boy!
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(doorbell rings)
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- Woo, it's decorating day,
good morning everybody.
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- I don't think he
heard you, Cora.
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- I guess not.
(exclaims)
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- She said good morning.
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- Oh hey! (chuckles)
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- Good morning, (claps)
how you doin' this morning?
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- Well, I'm good.
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- [Cora] Good, good.
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- This is cereal
here. (chuckles)
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(crowd laughs)
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- Good morning.
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Hey you, son, good morning!
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{\an8}
- That's Philip.
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{\an8}
- (stammers) Phillip, Phillip!
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(crowd laughs)
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You think the boy's
sick or somethin'?
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- No, he not sick.
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- Why he doin' all of that?
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- He-- (crowd laughs)
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{\an8}
- Cora, you think he deaf?
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{\an8}
No, he's not deaf.
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- Cora, look at the way
he moving, he can't hear.
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(crowd laughs)
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- Well, what are you moving for?
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- Cora, I need to pray for him.
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There's something
wrong with him.
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- Mr. Brown.
- Nah, that boy deaf.
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- Get out the way,
get out the way.
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{\an8}
- Lord, unclog his ears.
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{\an8}
(crowd laughs)
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{\an8}
With with the straw of your love,
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{\an8}
just (sucks) suck the earwax right out of him.
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(sucks) Suck the earwax.
(crowd laughs)
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Suck it out, Lord.
- Ew!
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- Open his ears for me, Lord.
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You can do it like only
You can do it, so do it.
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♪ Please
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Can you hear?
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- Yes, I can hear.
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Say somethin'.
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- Say something.
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- Cora, I healed him.
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(crowd laughs)
He'll watch me, Cora.
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Oh, I'm healing.
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- Hey, one more time.
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(crowd laughs)
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You see that?
- Okay.
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- That's what I do
when I be prayin'.
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- It's in the shoulders.
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- It's in my shoulders.
- Shoulders.
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- You healed, Cora, he healed.
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That boy is healed.
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- He had on headphones.
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- You always wanna take
my healin' thunder.
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(crowd laughs)
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- How are you, Phillip?
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- I'm good.
- Well, good.
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Shouldn't you be getting
ready for school?
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- Yeah, I had to
eat breakfast first.
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- Oh okay, but you shouldn't
have your headphones on
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at the table.
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- Yeah well, you haven't
eaten breakfast with him yet.
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(grunts enthusiastically)
(crowd laughs)
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- Why he sound like he
marching in mud boots?
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(crowd laughs)
Mm, mm.
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- Like a dog eatin'
peanut butter.
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- Yeah! (munches mockingly)
- Num, num.
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That is so good.
(crowd laughs)
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Yeah, look at that cereal, mm.
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- He sound like he
constipated now.
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(crowd laughs)
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- Trying to push something out.
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- Like he trying to reach
a organism or somethin'.
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(crowd laughs)
- Mm-hmm, that's delicious.
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- What?
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- So delicious.
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- [Phillip And Mr. Brown] What?
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- So delicious.
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- I think he's speakin'
in tongues, Cora.
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- Okay, I think we all
gon' need some headphones.
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(crowd chuckles)
- Mm, mm-mm-mm.
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- Go ahead and get ready
for school, sweetheart.
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- I am ready.
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- Oh, so where's your sister?
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- Oh boy, givin' us fits.
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- She's still doin' that?
(gagging)
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- Yes.
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- He's choking.
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- Lord, please let him die.
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(crowd laughs)
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- This supposed
to be applesauce?
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- It's chunky applesauce,
nobody told him.
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- Who has chunky applesauce?
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- It was on sale.
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- I see why babies
don't like this.
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(crowd laughs)
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- Son, you go get your book bag.
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- Is Sandra coming?
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- Yes, she's going to school.
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- Okay.
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(Leroy gags)
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- Cora, how was your drive here?
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- Oh, it was good.
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How was your night with Sandra?
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- Mm well, we talked
to her this morning.
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- It didn't go so well?
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- No, it didn't.
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(Cora sighs)
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Oh God, at this point, I
don't even know what to do.
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- Well, maybe you should
let Cora talk to her.
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- No, Mr. Brown.
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- Yes, Cora.
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You know, Cora used
to be a teacher
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and a counselor at the school.
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- Well, I knew
about the teacher.
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- Yeah, Cora, you can help
them out, don't be like that.
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- That would be amazing.
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- Well, I don't know.
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- Why the hesitation?
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- Well, I'm older now,
Jeremy, I just don't know.
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- And?
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- And I act a lot more like
my momma then what I thought.
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- Okay, and what does that mean?
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- Ignorant.
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(crowd laughs)
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- Well, it means
dealing with these kids,
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they so disrespectful, I just
wanna smash 'em in they head.
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(exclaiming)
- Cora.
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- What?
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- That ain't Christian-like.
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- You right, Mr. Brown.
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- Cora, you need to be
delivered from that Madea demon.
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(crowd laughs)
- That's why
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when I retired, I felt
like I lost something.
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- Yup, me too, I realized
that, Cora. (mutters)
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- What?
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- Yeah, me too.
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(crowd laughs)
- Well Cora,
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it will be a great help to
us if you would talk to her.
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- You sure about that?
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- Yes.
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- Well, do y'all mind
signin' a waiver?
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- A waiver?
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- Yes, I need you
to sign a waiver.
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(laughs)
In case I go off
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on her, I don't want
y'all to sue me.
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(crowd laughs)
- Nah, nah, nah.
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You got our permission.
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- Okay, (claps), all right.
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- I'm ready.
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- (sighs) Where's your sister?
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- She said she's
not going to school.
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- What?
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- Yeah, it was somethin' 'bout
a fight for women's rights?
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(groans)
(crowd chuckles)
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- She just took it on herself
that she ain't gon' go
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to school?
- Mr. Brown?
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- No, she tell y'all what to do,
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or do y'all tell her what to do?
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- Mm.
- What you need
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to go in there and
do is do one of them.
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(crowd laughs)
- Look man, come on.
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I'll take you, I'll come
back and get her, let's go.
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- Why can't I just take the bus?
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- You know why you
can't take the bus.
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- Oh right, Lindor.
- Lindor.
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- The boy that's
technically a man.
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(crowd laughs)
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- Yeah, what the
hell is a Lindor.
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- [Phillip] (stammers)
I don't know.
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- Come on son, let's
get in the car.
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- All right.
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- So, Cora?
(doorbell dings)
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- Yes?
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- Would you talk to her?
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- Sure, (stammers)
okay, I will, I will.
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- Thank you so much.
- I will.
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- Cora.
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- [Cora] Yes.
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- Come here, let
me pray for you.
249
00:07:59,254 --> 00:08:01,790
- Yes, Mr. Brown, but I'm
gon' be fine, I got this.
250
00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,392
- Cora, you need
to be prayed for.
251
00:08:03,392 --> 00:08:06,028
That Madea spirit
in you is strong.
252
00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:06,928
(crowd laughs)
253
00:08:06,928 --> 00:08:08,296
(groans)
- Okay,
254
00:08:08,296 --> 00:08:09,831
I got this now, don't
worry about it, I got this.
255
00:08:09,831 --> 00:08:11,333
- Whew, I don't got this.
256
00:08:12,634 --> 00:08:13,602
(crowd laughs)
257
00:08:13,602 --> 00:08:15,203
- She gon' tear Cora behind up.
258
00:08:16,738 --> 00:08:18,240
- She gon' wear that ass out.
259
00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,274
(crowd laughs)
(stammers)
260
00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:20,742
- Stop all that cussin'!
261
00:08:20,742 --> 00:08:21,676
- Ya damn right.
262
00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:22,978
- Would both of y'all stop?
263
00:08:24,646 --> 00:08:25,947
- Knock, knock.
264
00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:30,185
(door slams)
Oo, hey.
265
00:08:30,185 --> 00:08:32,220
- If you say knock and
then, just walk in,
266
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,056
then what's the point?
267
00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,158
- Okay, I'm sorry,
sorry about that.
268
00:08:36,158 --> 00:08:37,793
- Yeah, I know.
269
00:08:37,793 --> 00:08:39,561
- Woo, okay.
270
00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:42,464
- What do you want?
271
00:08:42,464 --> 00:08:44,266
- Well, I just wanted to
talk to you, that's all.
272
00:08:44,266 --> 00:08:45,767
- Why?
273
00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,369
- Well, your parents asked
me to come talk to you.
274
00:08:47,369 --> 00:08:49,237
So I just came to talk to you.
275
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,439
- That is so lame.
276
00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,909
- Well, shouldn't you be
gettin' ready for school?
277
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,211
- No, I don't wanna go.
278
00:08:56,211 --> 00:08:57,913
- Well, you have
to go to school.
279
00:08:58,914 --> 00:08:59,748
- Well, I don't.
280
00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,416
- Oh.
281
00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:04,252
(crowd chuckles)
And again, all right.
282
00:09:05,554 --> 00:09:08,356
So tell me, what's
goin' on with you?
283
00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:09,558
- What do you mean?
284
00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:11,226
- Well, last night, you just up
285
00:09:11,226 --> 00:09:13,095
and left and you were grounded.
286
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,564
- Okay look, I'm not
an airplane, all right?
287
00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:16,765
So I can't be grounded.
288
00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:18,734
- Oh.
289
00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:20,936
- I am a free spirit.
290
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,070
- Mm, okay.
291
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,973
- Could you just get
out of here please?
292
00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:28,276
- But I wanna talk to you.
293
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,512
- And I don't wanna talk to you.
294
00:09:30,512 --> 00:09:35,484
- Oh, well, but I'm
a good listener.
295
00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,419
- Okay.
296
00:09:37,419 --> 00:09:38,653
Well then, let's just both
sit here and listen to nothing
297
00:09:38,653 --> 00:09:40,322
'cause I don't ever
wanna talk to you.
298
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:45,494
- Woo, help me Lord, I'm just
trying to get this together.
299
00:09:45,494 --> 00:09:48,463
- So let me talk, okay?
300
00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:49,531
- And I won't listen.
301
00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:52,501
- Sandra.
302
00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:56,905
I know you just didn't
put those headphones on.
303
00:09:56,905 --> 00:09:59,608
(crowd laughs)
304
00:09:59,608 --> 00:10:01,043
You got me mixed up, honey.
305
00:10:01,043 --> 00:10:03,145
You got me bent, as
we used to say, honey.
306
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,248
Don't you know I will
snatch those headphones,
307
00:10:06,248 --> 00:10:07,983
right off your head?
308
00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,384
Sandra.
309
00:10:09,384 --> 00:10:12,154
So you just gon'
ignore me like that?
310
00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:13,722
You don't hear me!?
311
00:10:13,722 --> 00:10:14,556
Girl!
312
00:10:14,556 --> 00:10:17,526
Oo.
(crowd laughs)
313
00:10:17,526 --> 00:10:18,927
Help me, father, help me.
314
00:10:19,928 --> 00:10:21,430
Okay, this is what we gon' do.
315
00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:25,801
All right then, all right,
I've got somethin' for you.
316
00:10:25,801 --> 00:10:27,035
(tense, reverberant music)
317
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:28,370
Snatch it, that's
what I wanna do,
318
00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:30,372
is pound you in yo' head.
(crowd laughs)
319
00:10:30,372 --> 00:10:31,540
(music drowns out voice)
320
00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:32,708
Disrespectful.
321
00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:36,978
Oo, that's why I
gave up teachin'.
322
00:10:36,978 --> 00:10:39,548
(crowd laughs)
323
00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:57,064
- ♪
324
00:10:57,164 --> 00:10:58,833
- I'm giving y'all these
from the Brown collection.
325
00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:02,203
- [laughing]
- Bam, bam!
326
00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:04,739
- That don't go together.
- What? Why the--okay,
327
00:11:04,839 --> 00:11:05,973
what about--what about this
right here?
328
00:11:06,073 --> 00:11:08,876
- VINNY: [laughing]
- Bam!
329
00:11:08,976 --> 00:11:10,611
If you mesh them together.
330
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,046
- I think we need to forget
that book
331
00:11:12,146 --> 00:11:14,949
and just use that jacket.
- [laughing]
332
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,884
- Y'all don't know fashion.
- VINNY: [laughing]
333
00:11:16,984 --> 00:11:18,085
- Tell me that don't match.
334
00:11:18,185 --> 00:11:19,754
- Don't match.
- That don't match.
335
00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:21,389
- Bam! What about that?
336
00:11:21,489 --> 00:11:22,757
- VINNY: No, don't match.
- No.
337
00:11:22,857 --> 00:11:25,326
- Look it--What about this?
- Hey, Cora, how did it go?
338
00:11:25,426 --> 00:11:28,095
- I need a drink.
339
00:11:28,195 --> 00:11:30,865
- Do you drink?
- No, I don't drink.
340
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:33,568
- Cora, what happened?
- I mean, she was rude as...
341
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,369
- Hell!
- You know I don't say that!
342
00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:38,172
- Well, I said it for you.
- I mean, she was so rude,
343
00:11:38,272 --> 00:11:40,074
I can't even believe
how rude she was!
344
00:11:40,174 --> 00:11:42,276
- I know. I know.
- Maybe you should call Madea,
345
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:44,845
Madea'll get her straight.
- Now, you're right.
346
00:11:44,946 --> 00:11:46,380
You're right, she would
get her straight.
347
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,716
- Wa--wa--was she, uh--
- Oh, Madea's a heavyweight.
348
00:11:48,816 --> 00:11:50,017
Oh, she can fight.
349
00:11:50,117 --> 00:11:52,653
She--she fought in a brass
knuckle contest one time.
350
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:55,790
- While topless.
- Won.
351
00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:57,558
- Okay, well,
maybe we should call her.
352
00:11:57,658 --> 00:12:00,094
- Yeah.
- No, we can't call her.
353
00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:01,095
- Why?
354
00:12:01,195 --> 00:12:03,664
- You got insurance
on that girl?
355
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,699
- At this point, Mr. Brown,
356
00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:05,833
somebody gotta
do something, okay?
357
00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,268
- You don't wanna do that
unless you got
358
00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:09,203
a good insurance policy,
'cause Madea gon' probably
359
00:12:09,303 --> 00:12:11,205
just choke her out.
360
00:12:11,305 --> 00:12:12,907
- You know what?
You young parents today,
361
00:12:13,007 --> 00:12:16,110
I just dont get it.
- What don't you get?
362
00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:19,547
- I mean, you two are sitting
here, scared of a teenager.
363
00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:21,148
- Yeah, I agree with ugly man.
364
00:12:22,383 --> 00:12:26,120
- And I agree with uglier man.
- Thank you, BS.
365
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:27,121
- You cussed!
366
00:12:27,221 --> 00:12:30,758
- No, that stands
for Baby Satan.
367
00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:31,893
- I'm gonna talk to her.
368
00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:34,262
- LEAH: Hey--
- Ah--uh-uh, no. No.
369
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,763
- Well, look, now, I can--
y'all handle that,
370
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:38,132
I can't do that no more.
- I ain't scared.
371
00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:41,836
I'll go talk to her, I can--
y'all scared to talk to her.
372
00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,137
I ain't scared.
- Mr. Brown.
373
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,406
- Huh?
- We're serious about this!
374
00:12:45,506 --> 00:12:46,741
- You think I'm not?
375
00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:49,310
- What do you know about
today's teenagers?
376
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,312
- I have you to know people
think I just got out
377
00:12:51,412 --> 00:12:52,713
of high school.
378
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,482
- That's 'cause you did.
- [laughing]
379
00:12:54,582 --> 00:12:56,884
- I'mma go talk to her, I'm--
- No. No. You--
380
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,519
- MR. BROWN: Why?
- You gonna make it worse.
381
00:12:58,619 --> 00:12:59,954
- No, no, let him
go on in there,
382
00:13:00,087 --> 00:13:03,324
I can't wait for her to chew
him up and spit his ass out.
383
00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:05,993
- Baby, let him.
It can't hurt, right?
384
00:13:06,093 --> 00:13:09,197
- [scoffs] Okay, fine.
- Yeah, go.
385
00:13:09,297 --> 00:13:11,632
- Thank you.
- Y'all sure about that?
386
00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:14,168
- Yes. We are sure.
Absolutely, go on.
387
00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:16,370
- Why do I feel like y'all
pushing me into a exorcist
388
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,005
or something?
- You go.
389
00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:19,807
- I'm 'bout to be exorcisted.
390
00:13:20,808 --> 00:13:23,144
- Go on, she's over there.
- Okay.
391
00:13:23,244 --> 00:13:25,546
Cora, y'all pray for me, okay?
- Okay.
392
00:13:27,114 --> 00:13:28,416
- Cora.
- CORA: Yes?
393
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:31,819
- If I don't make it back,
you can have all my clothes.
394
00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,788
- Okay.
- I'm willing them to you.
395
00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:36,157
- Thanks.
- Don't try to wish me dead
396
00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:39,160
'cause you want my stuff.
- Okay.
397
00:13:40,328 --> 00:13:44,165
- Cora, if I don't make it back,
tell everybody that...
398
00:13:44,265 --> 00:13:47,134
we are the children.
- Okay.
399
00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:49,136
- I believe that they
our future, Cora.
400
00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:51,772
- Okay, go ahead.
- Cora--
401
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:55,142
- Would you go on over there
and talk to her?!
402
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:59,213
- You almost cussed.
- Feels like I'm gonna cuss.
403
00:13:59,313 --> 00:14:00,414
- Go, go.
404
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,419
- [knocking]
405
00:14:09,423 --> 00:14:11,092
- [exhales]
406
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,774
Who?
407
00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:29,243
"TTYL"?
408
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,379
You gotta learn
to speak English.
409
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,282
Hey.
410
00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:38,286
I said hi.
411
00:14:41,188 --> 00:14:42,990
Look, girl,
I know you hear me.
412
00:14:43,124 --> 00:14:45,293
- Are you crazy?
- Yes, I'm crazy.
413
00:14:45,393 --> 00:14:50,464
Leroy S. Brown, and the S
is for "Sychotic."
414
00:14:50,565 --> 00:14:52,967
Y'all don't wanna mess
with me, I'm telling you.
415
00:14:53,134 --> 00:14:55,069
- Why are you all messing
with me?
416
00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:57,705
- You need to get up
and be ready for school.
417
00:14:57,805 --> 00:14:59,941
- No, I don't,
'cause I'm not going.
418
00:15:00,074 --> 00:15:02,176
- The devil is alive,
somebody that look like you
419
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,478
and dress like you
'bout to go to school today.
420
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:08,649
- Okay, look, I don't know you.
421
00:15:08,749 --> 00:15:11,752
- That's good, I don't know you
either, so that's a good thing.
422
00:15:11,852 --> 00:15:13,187
- Why's that?
- That way no one
423
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:16,090
will suspect me when you
come up missing.
424
00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,626
They always suspect
the men around first.
425
00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:23,731
- Who are you?
- What's wrong with you?
426
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:27,101
- Would you mind your business?
- Okay, lil--look, girl,
427
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:32,173
you've been causing so much
confusion--fusion.
428
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:34,609
You been causing a lot
of stuff around here.
429
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,411
Now what's wrong--you gon'
tell me what's wrong with you.
430
00:15:37,511 --> 00:15:40,581
- Would you please get out?
- Okay look, lil' girl.
431
00:15:40,681 --> 00:15:44,118
I ain't in a mood right now.
You see these green shoes?
432
00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:47,421
They hurt. They look pretty,
but they're hurting my feet
433
00:15:47,521 --> 00:15:51,959
right now.
My bunion is going like this.
434
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:54,128
"I'm gon' get you, sucker."
435
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:55,463
- That's disgusting.
- And I'm trying to get
436
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:58,366
this place open so I can get
my money back out of here.
437
00:15:58,466 --> 00:16:01,402
The longer you sittin' around
here, looking mean
438
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,639
and looking ugly in your spirit
and in your "altitudes..."
439
00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:06,841
- Looking ugly?
- I didn't say "looking ugly,"
440
00:16:06,941 --> 00:16:08,442
I said your altitude was ugly,
don't do it.
441
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:09,777
- Look in the mirror,
'cause you're not
442
00:16:09,877 --> 00:16:12,113
telling me that I'm ugly.
- You don't try to correct me
443
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,181
while I'm fussing at you.
- I have a mirror.
444
00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:15,616
Do you want me to show you
your face?
445
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:17,585
- Girl, I didn't say
your face was--I said your--
446
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,756
your altitude was ugly.
Pull it...together!
447
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,124
- Don't you put your
hand in my face.
448
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:24,825
- Ain't nobody putting
my hand in your face.
449
00:16:24,926 --> 00:16:27,528
- Look,
I said that I don't care.
450
00:16:27,628 --> 00:16:31,566
- Well, why you don't care?
- I don't wanna talk to you.
451
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:33,668
- You not talking to me?
And you turned your--
452
00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,138
I bet you you wanna talk
to that little ol' boy
453
00:16:37,238 --> 00:16:39,006
that drive the bus.
454
00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:43,110
- Say what?
- Oh, "Say--say what?"
455
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,746
- That little boy
is none of your business.
456
00:16:45,846 --> 00:16:49,317
- Okay. Okay, look. Girl, why
you gotta be acting like this?
457
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:51,719
Don't you know that you can
get much more out of people
458
00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:55,189
when you're nice than you can
walking around here mad!
459
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:59,927
- Would you leave me alone?!
- Okay, look, girl.
460
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,130
Okay, just...go in there
and tell your parents
461
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,100
that you're sorry,
and I guarantee you,
462
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,134
things will get better.
463
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,570
- Look, I don't wanna be here.
464
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:12,907
- Have you looked around here?
Look, just look around!
465
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,176
Look at all the fun stuff
around here!
466
00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:18,346
Look. Look at that lamp.
Look. Look how it's glistening
467
00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:23,284
up in the air; it's so much
fun, watch, look at this.
468
00:17:23,384 --> 00:17:28,890
Look at that. A spinning top,
you see? That's fun!
469
00:17:28,990 --> 00:17:32,526
- That's a hair brush.
- There's fun stuff everywhere!
470
00:17:32,627 --> 00:17:36,097
Look at the fun stuff
around here!
471
00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:38,266
- Okay, look, the only thing
that's fun here
472
00:17:38,366 --> 00:17:39,600
is hanging out with Lindor,
473
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,602
and they don't even want me
to do that.
474
00:17:41,702 --> 00:17:45,373
- You want me to tell you why?
'Cause it's your altitude.
475
00:17:45,473 --> 00:17:46,674
- It's attitude. Attitude.
476
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:49,310
- Whatever it is.
- A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E. Attitude.
477
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,912
- You ain't the only one
can spell too.
478
00:17:51,012 --> 00:17:53,214
- Spell it. Spell it.
Spell "Attitude,"
479
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:55,049
'cause I litereally just
spelled it, so.
480
00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,351
- A-T-T--your 'tude is bad.
481
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,421
- That's what I thought.
482
00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:02,056
- But if you went
and told your parents
483
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:03,891
that you're sorry,
I'm telling you,
484
00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:06,360
things would get better for you,
you can turn this around.
485
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,596
- No, I don't think
that'll work.
486
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,631
- Listen, I'm trying to tell you
how to get
487
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:14,902
to your little boyfriend,
who's technically "a man."
488
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:18,639
- Okay, I'm listening.
- When you're nice, like me--
489
00:18:18,739 --> 00:18:19,874
look.
490
00:18:23,277 --> 00:18:26,113
When you're nice,
you can get what you want.
491
00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:28,482
So go down there and tell
your mom and daddy,
492
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,785
"Look, mom and daddy--"
- No.
493
00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:34,622
- Do, like, the, "I'm sorry."
- I don't sound like that.
494
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,324
- But you gotta do it
like this, and that way
495
00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:37,892
they'll know you're really
sorry.
496
00:18:39,694 --> 00:18:42,163
Say it, "I'm sorry."
- "I'm sorry."
497
00:18:42,263 --> 00:18:43,731
- Like that.
- I--
498
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,100
- No-uh!
499
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,570
- "I'm sorry."
- And then, in a couple days,
500
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,739
ask 'em can Lindor
come over, ain't that his name?
501
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:56,811
Lin--Lind--Lindor? Lindor.
502
00:18:56,911 --> 00:18:59,046
- You know that's his name.
- I don't know his name!
503
00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:00,681
I don't know him!
504
00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:03,317
- If you don't know his name,
then how come you just said it?
505
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,653
- I'm psychic.
506
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:09,123
I just told you that,
I'm psychotic.
507
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,459
- My parents are just--
they're so...
508
00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:13,694
- Okay, look, your parents know
what you've been through,
509
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:17,698
but you got to try
something different: nice.
510
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,500
Be nice.
- Okay.
511
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,202
- ♪
512
00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:22,503
- Alright.
513
00:19:25,848 --> 00:19:27,250
- ♪
514
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:28,551
- Okay, but I'm telling you
right now,
515
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,287
if this doesn't work,
I'm gonna be even madder.
516
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,789
- You can scratch your butt
and get gladder
517
00:19:32,889 --> 00:19:36,593
for all I care, but if--
- Madder. I said madder.
518
00:19:36,693 --> 00:19:39,896
- Okay, madder.
It's gonna work.
519
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:41,431
- Alright.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:47,136
- Thank you.
- [gasps] What the...?
521
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,205
Did you just say thank you?
522
00:19:49,305 --> 00:19:53,142
- You heard what I said.
- Girl. You said thank you.
523
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:55,311
- Okay, I said it.
- You know you about to smile
524
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:57,413
'cause you wanna be nice,
that's the new, nicer you.
525
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,148
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
526
00:19:59,249 --> 00:20:00,483
Don't try to turn
so I can't see it.
527
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,452
- [laughs]
- You--see?
528
00:20:02,552 --> 00:20:03,753
- [laughs]
- Trying to hide
529
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,489
your vampire fangs from me,
didn't you? Aww.
530
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:09,325
- [chuckles]
- I know it.
531
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:12,128
- Alright. Oh, one more thing.
- What is it?
532
00:20:12,228 --> 00:20:14,430
- Can I borrow that
for Halloween?
533
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,699
- You mean this old thang?
- Yeah.
534
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:20,970
- This is a vintage.
- Yeah, it's a vintage mess.
535
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:22,605
- Look here.
536
00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,675
You gotta know how
to work this stuff.
537
00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:27,543
If you work it--you gotta
learn how to--
538
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,645
- [laughs]
- When I was young,
539
00:20:28,745 --> 00:20:31,014
I'd just walk up-- [laughs]
say--
540
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,282
- When you were young?
- Yeah.
541
00:20:32,382 --> 00:20:33,750
- How long ago was that?
542
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:37,320
- Just 'cause
you done apologized don't mean
543
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,856
you can't come up missing.
544
00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:40,957
- Okay.
545
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:45,428
- [laughs]
546
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:46,763
- Well, let me try something.
547
00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:49,732
[laughs]
548
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,814
- ♪
549
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:23,482
- ♪
550
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,397
- ♪
551
00:21:29,447 --> 00:21:33,997
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