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This is awesome.
Don't you guys just love double dates?
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Uh, Fletcher, this is not a double date.
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Yeah, Fletcher.
Olive and I are here on a date.
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You and Chyna
are just here, killing the mood.
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Ow!
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Sorry, Angus, but I don't see you
as more than a friend.
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Actually, I mostly just tolerate you
because you're there.
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That's what my mom says about my dad!
We're practically married!
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It's nothing personal.
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I just don't want to waste
any brain capacity
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on frivolous emotions
like love and romance. Ugh!
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Hi, folks. Welcome to IHOW.
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Hubba-hubba!
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I'm Graham.
It's a beautiful day to be alive,
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unless of course you're a chicken.
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Huh!
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Wow, you're a chef?
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Fletcher's your age
and he barely knows how to use a spoon.
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That's not true.
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(slurping)
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I was born to cook.
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When I was little,
I used the milk out of my baby bottle
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to make Camembert cheese.
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Interesting "lactoid."
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Of all mammal milks,
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hippopotamus milk
has the highest mucus content.
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Which is why a hippo calf
would call its mother
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with its characteristic... (snorting)
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(hawking)
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And suddenly, I'm not so hungry anymore.
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Hey, Hippo.
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Can't talk now. I have to call my mom.
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(snorting)
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(hawking)
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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♪ Doo, doo ♪
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- ♪ Doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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So, do you think Graham liked me?
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I tried to charm him
with my knowledge of the culinary arts,
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or, as I now call them,
interesting "snacktoids."
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(chuckles)
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Yes, and I think he particularly enjoyed
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the one about the amount of rat droppings
legally allowed in a restaurant kitchen.
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Most of us had happily assumed
that amount was "none."
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Chyna, you've had endless
disappointing crushes on lots of guys.
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Give me some advice on what not to do.
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I'd keep the mammal milk discussion
to a minimum.
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What else is there to talk about?
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(chuckles)
Well, I can teach you how to flirt.
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Let's do a little role playing.
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Fletcher, you pretend to be Graham,
and Olive, you pretend to be Olive.
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(gasps) I've been preparing
for this role my entire life.
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All right, so I have to pretend
to be attracted to Olive?
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One second.
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Okay, ready.
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Hey, Graham.
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Cooking requires a lot of chemistry.
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You know what else requires
a lot of chemistry?
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What?
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Designing and manufacturing
hydrogen fuel cells!
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Here. Watch us, Olive.
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I'll be you and Fletcher will be Graham.
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Hi, Graham. I love you!
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Okay. New plan.
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-Perfect.
-Yeah.
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Hippo, you're clearing tables?
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Oh, no. I'm going to eat this.
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Listen, I have a great idea
that will make the restaurant even better.
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If you're talking
about getting rid of the rat droppings,
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I'm well within my legal limits.
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(mice squeaking, plopping)
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Well, I was.
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I mean, we could have singing waitresses.
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It could be a great way
for me to be discovered.
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I don't want to get back
into the music business.
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It was full of creepy guys in track suits.
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-You mean like you?
-Yeah!
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Anyway, singing waitresses have been done.
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Although there are other performing arts
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we could combine with food service.
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Like, why has no one
ever had dancing waitresses?
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Walk with me.
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This is why!
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Okay.
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When Olive gets here,
we need to do everything we can
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to make sure she and Graham
are attracted to each other.
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Way ahead of you.
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All we have to do is give each of them
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one of these high-powered electromagnets.
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(magnet humming)
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(people gasping)
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I'm open to other suggestions.
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Hey there, friends!
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I'm going to "starch" you off tonight
with some potatoes.
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Get it? Starch? Potatoes?
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Sorry if that joke was a little "corny."
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You know who really loves puns?
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No one?
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Olive!
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Well, I can't wait till she gets here,
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because we're throwing a vegetable party,
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and I've invited mushrooms,
and onions, and peppers.
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Oh, look!
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We have a special guest at the party,
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Elvis Parsley.
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(imitating Elvis Presley)
Why, thank you, thank you very much.
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(chuckling)
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This is delicious!
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I'm so glad you like it.
See, nothing makes me happier than...
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Is that salt?
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Did you hear me invite salt to the party?
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No, but Elvis Parsley said it was cool.
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How dare you speak for Elvis Parsley!
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You don't know Elvis Parsley!
Elvis Parsley is not your friend.
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Elvis Parsley is my friend!
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Take it easy. It's just a little salt.
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A little salt?
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A little salt!
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Well, why don't we just add
a little rat poison?
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That stuff doesn't work.
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We cannot let Olive date this maniac.
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Hey, guys! What's going on?
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What's going on?
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What's going on is Graham is...
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My, don't you look as pretty as a peach?
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What type of peach?
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Freestone peach, a clingstone peach,
stink blossom peach?
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Obviously stink blossom.
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Oh, you!
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Speaking of peaches,
who'd like to come to a cobbler party?
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That sounds awesome!
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Shoemakers are known
for their wild shindigs!
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He meant the other kind of cobbler.
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Wow, you two have nothing in common.
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You're like oil and crazy.
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-Now, let's get out of here.
-Yeah, I think that's a great idea.
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You and Fletcher should get out of here.
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Waitress, can we get
their food to go, please?
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No problem!
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That guy Graham
was such a jerk last night!
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If I wanted to get yelled at
during dinner,
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I'd eat at home.
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Yeah. I'm almost tempted to stop eating
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this incredibly moist cobbler he made.
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But you know what,
we'll just stop eating at IHOW.
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Then we will never have to see him again.
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Hey, guys!
Guess who's joined the A.N.T. Program!
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My boyfriend!
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Graham is your boyfriend now?
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And he's in the A.N.T. Program?
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Yeah. I mean, he's a cooking prodigy,
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so I introduced him to Skidmore
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and he made her his famous bouillabaisse.
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She loved it so much, she did a back flip.
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Which landed her in the hospital,
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so I signed Graham
into the A.N.T. Program myself.
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(gasps)
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Where did all my stuff go?
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And where is my violin case?
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Relax, Chyna. It's right here.
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Careful. I'm smoking a salmon in there.
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-(school bell ringing)
-Oh. Well, I'm off to class!
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Wait. Radish kiss!
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Aw!
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Oh, man.
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That radish has kissed
more girls than I have.
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What are we going to do about Graham?
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It's going to be horrible with him here.
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Relax.
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Maybe he's actually a nice guy
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and his freak-out last night
was just a one-time thing.
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We should give him a chance.
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(Graham) Hey, Fletcher!
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I love your paintings.
What a wonderful use of color!
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See? And we thought
he was going to come in here and...
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ruin everything.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just adding
a little "salt" to your painting.
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(yelling) Because no artistic masterpiece
is really finished
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until someone who knows nothing about it
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just randomly throws
something on top of it!
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Uh...
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Okay. It's fine. Um...
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We're just going to enjoy
some of your delicious salmon.
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(nervous laugh) Right, Fletcher?
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(whispers) It needs salt.
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This dancing waitress idea is a disaster!
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I pulled a hamstring
while serving hamstring.
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By the way, do people
really want to eat strings of ham?
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You're asking the wrong guy.
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Maybe there's a different performing art
the waitresses could do.
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I got it!
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Something people do all the time.
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When they're driving, in the shower...
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Singing!
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Magic!
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You do magic in the shower?
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Sure! Pick a card!
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(water dripping)
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(Fletcher) We've got to do
something about Graham.
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He's got me so on edge,
I can barely sleep in class.
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Look, let's try and cut Olive some slack.
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I mean, it is her first crush.
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I think your math is a little off.
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My point is,
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I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon
and she'll be over him in no time.
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Hey, guys. Graham and I have big news!
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We've decided to move in together!
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We're going to share a locker!
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Let me handle this.
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Olive, I want to play you
a song I recorded.
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It's called
"I've Got Something To Tell You
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And I Really Hope
It Doesn't Affect Our Friendship."
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Does it have hand claps in it?
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People love hand claps.
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So, Olive...
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Did I always have sides of beef
hanging in my sound booth?
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Oh, Graham turned it into a meat locker.
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He's so grateful.
He even wrote you a note.
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"Chyna, flanks for everything."
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(laughing)
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Flank is a cut of meat!
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Ah, food puns!
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Yeah. They're the best!
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Anyway, "lettuce" continue.
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I don't get it.
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Listen, Fletcher, I know
we kind of got off on the wrong foot,
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so I decided to prepare you
a special dish.
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Oh, no. It's okay. I already ate.
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No, no, no. Please try it.
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It's my special hard boiled quail egg.
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I really think you'll love it.
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-Wow. This is incredi...
-What are you doing!
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You didn't even put salt on it!
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Who eats a quail egg without salt!
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I don't know. A rattlesnake?
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♪ If you break upI'll bring you ice cream and tissues ♪
258
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,325
♪ But I'm telling youThat dude's got some serious issues! ♪
259
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,334
So? What do you think?
260
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,578
Not bad, but have you considered
adding hand claps?
261
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,001
Listen, Olive. Forget about the song.
262
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,627
We need to talk.
263
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,879
About what?
264
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:05,832
About Graham.
265
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,327
I know what this is about.
266
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,383
You have a problem with me dating him.
267
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,538
Well, yes.
268
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,955
You want us to break up. Yes!
269
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,921
So you can swoop in
and take him for yourself!
270
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,710
What? No. No, no, no, no...
271
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:20,712
Don't deny it, Chyna. You just wrote
a whole song about how great he is.
272
00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:23,422
Wow, you really
did not listen to the lyrics.
273
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,630
Just admit it, Chyna. You like him!
274
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,829
No, I don't like him. I hate him!
275
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,630
You hate my boyfriend?
276
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:36,169
No! I don't even know why I said that.
277
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,830
Of course, I don't hate your boyfriend.
278
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,917
(whispers) How's it going, Chyna?
279
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,580
Have you told Olive
we hate her boyfriend yet?
280
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,500
I can't believe you.
281
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,963
I thought you were
supposed to be my friend.
282
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,130
Olive, wait!
283
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,788
Come on, Graham. We're leaving.
284
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,665
Okay. "Lettuce" get out of here.
285
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,250
(giggles) "Lettuce get out of here."
286
00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:07,037
Priceless!
287
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:11,077
That was my pun!
You said you didn't get it!
288
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,746
It's all in the delivery!
289
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:16,709
I hate this.
290
00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,962
It's bad enough Olive's mad at me,
291
00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,631
but she still has no idea
what a jerk Graham is!
292
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,128
I guess we're going to have
to avoid them for the rest of our lives.
293
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:29,708
Except for when they get married.
You know the food is going to be awesome.
294
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,960
You're right.
295
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:34,630
Food is what he really cares about.
296
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,500
So we'll invite them over
for the worst dinner party ever.
297
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:43,133
He'll go berserk
and she'll finally see what a jerk he is!
298
00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:45,044
Just make sure you have salt.
299
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:46,455
I may need to use it.
300
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,132
Or not use it.
301
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,538
I'm so confused!
302
00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,285
(doorbell ringing)
303
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:58,329
Hey, guys! Come on in!
304
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:02,207
Olive, I really appreciate
you agreeing to come over for dinner.
305
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:05,881
Well, I couldn't say no
after you extended this olive branch.
306
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,328
Well, Graham,
307
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:12,497
I'm pretty sure you remember
Fletcher and Angus.
308
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:13,963
(burping)
309
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,499
Of course. Here.
310
00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,883
We brought you
some strawberries from my garden.
311
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,039
Oh, that's so sweet!
312
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,745
Too bad I hate strawberries.
313
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:27,084
Now put your butts in some chairs
while I throw these away.
314
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,460
Okey-dokey, artichokey.
315
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:36,082
This is also from my garden.
316
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,672
Uh, Chyna,
Graham and I don't have any napkins.
317
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,750
Oh! No problem.
318
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,210
This is the good stuff.
319
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,501
Two-ply.
320
00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:54,208
Thank you, milady.
321
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,417
I think this fork is dirty.
322
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,080
Oh. Let me clean that for you.
323
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:08,959
Yup.
324
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:12,915
Thanks. That's better.
325
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,084
And now, you will be amazed
326
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,416
as I perform the magic linking
onion rings illusion!
327
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,583
Ta-da!
328
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,995
Come on, Hippo.
329
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,503
We've done dancing waitresses,
we've done magical waitresses.
330
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,213
Can we please just do singing waitresses?
331
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,575
No, I was thinking about doing
332
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:49,167
the greatest
performing/waitressing art there is.
333
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,250
Murder mystery dinner theater!
334
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,583
Slash waitressing.
335
00:17:56,083 --> 00:18:00,503
Oh, no. Someone won't be
leaving here tonight alive.
336
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,793
And not just because of the food.
337
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,289
No one move!
338
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,875
I have shocking news!
339
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,376
My valet parking guys
just took off with all your car keys.
340
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:16,958
And cars.
341
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,713
So, instead of a murder mystery,
342
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:24,632
looks like we'll be solving
a grand theft auto mystery.
343
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,671
And let's be honest, we'll never solve it.
344
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,828
I don't understand.
Why isn't he flipping out?
345
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,998
Let's kick things up a notch!
346
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:44,713
Hey, Graham, can you pass me the ketchup?
347
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:47,042
I want to put some on my salad.
348
00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,962
You know what, never mind.
I'll get it myself.
349
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,077
Graham, have some gumbo.
350
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,670
It's made with nothing
but the freshest gum. See?
351
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,919
What are you doing?
352
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,670
It's a special recipe.
353
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,330
Me and Chyna came up with it ourselves.
354
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:10,957
Don't you mean "Chyna and I"?
355
00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,625
No, me and Chyna. You weren't there.
356
00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:16,169
Stop saying, "Me and Chyna."
357
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,460
"Me" is an objective pronoun
and used as the object of a sentence!
358
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,922
"I" is a nominative pronoun.
359
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,170
You mean, "I am a nominative pronoun."
360
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,750
(growling)
361
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,285
Relax, Olive.
362
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,035
Yeah, it's just one word.
363
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,205
Just one word?
364
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,081
(shouting) Just one word?
365
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,036
Well, I have one word for you.
366
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,415
Numbskull!
367
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,710
Now admittedly,
"numbskull" is a compound word
368
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,212
made up of two different words,
but it's spelled without a hyphen!
369
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,501
Not that you would know!
370
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,959
Whoa, Olive, what's with the attitude?
371
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:51,331
If there's one thing I really don't like,
it's people who can't control their anger.
372
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,495
I just don't think
this is going to work out.
373
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,463
Seriously? You're the one who...
374
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:57,962
Stay out of this, Fletcher.
375
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,671
You were breaking up, Graham?
376
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:05,423
I'm sorry, Olive, but a person who just
flies off the handle like that
377
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,500
is not someone I can be with.
378
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:12,378
Toodles.
379
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,464
Did you hear that, guys?
380
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,672
He said I'm not someone he can be with.
381
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,173
I'm sorry, Olive.
You must be really upset.
382
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,330
I am.
383
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,920
At his shoddy grammar.
384
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,750
Ending a sentence with a preposition?
385
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:31,464
That is something up
with which I will not put!
386
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:35,713
Well, it doesn't matter why you broke up.
387
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,833
The important thing is that you broke up.
388
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,580
Yeah.
389
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,287
With 30 seconds of hindsight,
390
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,205
I now see that he wasn't right for me.
391
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,831
He was too steady and calm.
392
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,955
I like a guy that's fiery,
with a bit of a temper.
393
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,211
(shouting) Oh!
394
00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:54,041
Is that so?
395
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,254
(splattering)
396
00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,171
You know what, I'm not sure what I want.
397
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,250
I'm gonna go use the little girls' room.
398
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,833
Wait. Hold on a second.
399
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,790
I don't understand.
400
00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:12,415
Graham didn't get upset
at anything we did.
401
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,290
Well, maybe he's only touchy
about his own food.
402
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:19,285
So our entire plan to eat
and behave like disgusting slobs
403
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:20,455
was for nothing?
404
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:22,825
We had a plan?
405
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,423
Thanks for finally agreeing
to let me be a singing waitress.
406
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,290
And I promise when I'm discovered
and become famous,
407
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,955
I won't forget you.
408
00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:40,961
I mean, the memories
will all be unpleasant,
409
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:42,541
but I won't forget you.
410
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,000
Thanks, Lexi.
411
00:21:45,542 --> 00:21:48,672
And you're in luck.
I recognize that guy over there.
412
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,830
He's a huge music producer.
413
00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:54,287
Look at him,
sitting there with his two Grammys.
414
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,713
I can't believe it. This is my big chance.
415
00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,672
♪ Welcome to IHOWPull up a chair ♪
416
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,750
♪ Order the salad, now with less hair ♪
417
00:22:10,834 --> 00:22:13,964
♪ We have soups and pastasAnd pizzas with toppings ♪
418
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:18,921
♪ We're well belowThe legal limit of rat droppings! ♪
419
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,375
(rapping)
♪ Lexi's singin' up in the IHOW ♪
420
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,828
♪ Serving you dinnerThat used to be a cow ♪
421
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,877
♪ Two sides come with every entrée ♪
422
00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,829
♪ New England clam chowderIs the soup of the day! ♪
423
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,537
♪ Tip yo' server, boi! ♪
424
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,081
You have got to be kidding me!
425
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,996
He's signing you?
426
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,213
No.
427
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:51,331
Apparently, he's not a record producer.
He's the health inspector.
428
00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:54,577
Turns out the legal limit
for rat droppings is "none."
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