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Whoa!
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This is a classic
1961 Harmon Tonemaster!
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There are only like 20 of these
left in the whole world.
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Do you know
how cool this is?
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Not as cool as going
to the old-timey photo booth
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and mocking the costumes
for historical inaccuracies.
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Oh!
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This guitar's only 500 bucks.
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I have to make sure no one else buys it
until I figure out how to get the money.
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-Create a diversion.
-Got it.
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(Screams)
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There's been a murder!
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And you're all suspects!
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There.
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Now, once I get 500 bucks,
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I can come back and take
this baby home with me.
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Uh, Chyna?
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I think that guitar's mommy
might have a problem with that.
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Oops.
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(Theme song playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Oh, hey, Dad. Yeah.
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I was just wondering
if I could have $40,000?
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(Muffled screaming)
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Okay. I agree that was
a little unreasonable.
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Just make it $500
and I will have learned my lesson.
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Hello there, little lady.
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Would you like to try
Friendly Brand Lo-Tato Chips?
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It's all the fat and sodium
of regular potato chips,
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but half the potato.
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Mmm. You can really taste
the less potato.
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Friendly Brand Lo-Tato Chips
Salute to Friendship?
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One thousand dollar prize?
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And a lifetime supply
of Lo-Tato Chips.
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Warning, Lo-Tato Chips
may lower your life span by 35 years.
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It's a singing
and dancing contest!
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I can sing! I can dance!
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This is just the kind
of thing that...
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(Choking)
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Wow, these chips sure do
have an aftertaste.
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Yes! Friendly Brand
Lo-Tato Chips.
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The after-tastiest chip
on the market.
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No. Chyna,
you're not signing up!
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I need this prize money!
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Why? Your dad gave you
a credit card.
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Yes, to use
for emergencies.
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So I bought 20 pairs
of Emergencies.
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Emergency Jeans.
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Now my dad's
making me pay him back.
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Well, I need the money, too!
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I'm trying to buy a guitar
that looks like...
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Well, that little girl.
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So give me that pen.
I'm signing up.
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-No!
-Give me!
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Ladies, you need at least
three people on a team.
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Because friendship is about
hanging with your buds.
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And Friendly Brand Lo-Tato Chips
are about your taste buds.
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Well, your after taste buds.
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Fine, then I'll just get
two other people to...
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(Choking)
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The after-after taste
is even worse!
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That sideshow
was such a rip-off!
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The human pretzel
was just a guy
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sitting cross-legged,
covered in salt.
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Oh, that's Duncan the Dragon!
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I should get a picture
for my cousin.
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He collects pictures of guys
with lousy jobs.
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You want a hug from Duncan,
little boy?
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It's for my cousin.
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Whatever. Duncan doesn't judge.
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(Shutter clicks)
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Okay, can we now move onto
something not dumb and childish?
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Ooh! Dinosaur balloons!
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Wait a minute, where's my wallet?
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I had it a second ago,
before I hugged...
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Duncan the Dragon stole my wallet!
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You can't just accuse a major
celebrity like that of pick-pocketing.
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Maybe someone from that
rip-off sideshow saw him steal it.
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Like the bearded man
or the one-headed lady.
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Is that a zipper?
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It's common knowledge
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that Gideon Sundback didn't
invent the zipper until 1917.
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Olive!
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How would you like to
spend the day singing, dancing,
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and saluting friendship?
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Well, I am an excellent dancer.
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Would you be on my
Salute to Friendship team?
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Forget it, Lexi. She's my friend.
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She's just as much my friend
as she is your friend.
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Tell her, Octavia.
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We'll just have to settle this with a
game of France France Revolution!
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"France"? You mean "dance"?
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Nope.
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Okay, you guys
are French peasants.
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(In French accent)
And I'm the Queen, Marie Antoinette.
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(In normal voice) Whoever catches
the most cake in her mouth wins the game!
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(In French accent)
Let them eat cake!
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Ha! In your face!
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No. Actually, in your face.
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I choose Chyna's team.
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I just wanted a chance
to throw cake at you.
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You've got to be kidding me!
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(Chyna) Paisley!
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Do you want to be on my
Salute to Friendship team?
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No! Be on my team!
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I don't know who to choose.
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Oh! I have an idea!
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I'm thinking of a number.
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-Five?
-Nope.
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Zucchini?
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Correct. The number was zucchini.
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Huh? Hey!
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He doesn't have
my wallet on him.
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He must have stashed it.
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Here's the plan.
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Let's catch him in the act of
stealing your wallet.
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What? I'm not going to
let him steal my wallet.
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That's where I keep my fake ID.
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This has your correct age on it.
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I know, but it says I'm 6'4".
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Just hug him.
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How old are you,
little boy?
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Uh, 6'4".
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There you go.
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He didn't take it.
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Oh, he's good.
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This time, plant the wallet on him
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and we'll follow him
to where he stashes it.
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Again?
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People are gonna
look at me funny.
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They already look at you funny.
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Good point.
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(Grunts)
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Okay, we need one more person
to be on our team.
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(Drum and bass music playing)
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(Chuckles)
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Yeah. These half-potato
potato chips aren't half bad.
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Angus.
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Would you like to be on my
Salute to Friendship team?
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If I agree to be on your team,
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will you give me
half the prize money?
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Well, I guess I'd still have
enough for the guitar.
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-Okay.
-Wait!
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How can he get half
if there's three of us?
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Because you get nothing.
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Oh. Okay.
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I was worried your calculations
weren't mathematically sound.
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Because nothing is
more important than...
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(Gagging)
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Ugh, what is that?
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Oh. Does it taste like
onion and litter box?
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That's the after taste.
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Angus! Will you be on my
Salute to Friendship team?
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If I agree to be on your team,
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will you give me
half the prize money?
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Fine.
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Looks like we have our team.
High five!
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I mean, high zucchini!
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(Chyna) ♪ If the time comesyour heart needs a mend ♪
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♪ I recommend yousend word to a friend ♪
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♪ Support they'll lendtill the bitter end ♪
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♪ Unless of courseyour friend is pretend ♪
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♪ Friendship!Ya heard? ♪
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Ow!
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You stepped on my foot,
you clumsy dork!
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Olive, you cannot just criticize
someone like that.
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You need to use
a compliment sandwich,
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two compliments, with the
criticism in between. Watch.
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Angus, you made a great effort.
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But next time try not to be
a clumsy dork.
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And keep up
that great effort!
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Thanks!
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Hey! Thanks!
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Okay, now let's try this again.
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-A one and a two...
-Um...
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That reminds me.
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I have to go to the bathroom
and make a one and a two.
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I have to win this competition.
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Where is Angus?
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Sorry I'm late. I was just doing
my pre-dance stretches.
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(Screaming)
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(Coughing)
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Okay.
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I'll sing. You guys dance
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and try not to take
any attention away from me.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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(Dance music playing)
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(Stops music)
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Zucchini, carrot, rutabaga, parsnip!
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(Music resumes)
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♪ You can shop for a dressblouse, or shawl ♪
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♪ But you can't buy friendsat the mall ♪
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♪ Amigos sonmuy especial ♪
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♪ Now it's timeto rock out, y'all! ♪
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(Paisley gasps)
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Ow! You stepped
on my leg-hand!
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I'll handle this.
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You have to use
a compliment sandwich. Watch.
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I am really pretty. (Chuckles)
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You are a clumsy dork!
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Seriously, I am beautiful.
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Yes, you are.
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Hey!
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Yes, you are.
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(Groans) We keep losing Duncan!
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-There he is! Get him!
-Uh-oh!
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(Both) Sorry!
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I think we're gaining on him!
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That ride made me dizzy.
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-There he is! Let's get him!
-Huh?
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Gotta go!
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Look out! Coming through!
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(Both) Sorry!
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What?
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Someone bought my guitar
and took it on the Ferris wheel!
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That's the kid again.
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What took you so long?
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I thought you were
going to the bathroom.
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Um... I can only go at home.
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Angus, there you are!
We need to rehearse!
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Rehearse?
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We haven't even hearsed yet.
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Wait a second.
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You're on Lexi's team, too?
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-Uh...
-You're on Chyna's team, too?
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Uh...
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I call Angus! He's mine!
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No way! He's mine!
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(Both screaming)
249
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Don't worry.
250
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Those are just my fake arms I wear
in case girls fight over me.
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This is the first time I've actually
had to use them.
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-(Bones cracking)
-(Screaming)
253
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I threw out my back!
254
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:11,211
Angus, are you
going to be okay?
255
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Yeah, but I don't think
I'm going to be able to dance.
256
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:21,502
But we need three
or more people to compete.
257
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,253
Lexi, I hate to say it
258
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but there's an obvious
solution to this problem.
259
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,459
You're right.
260
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,502
Get over here, Odetta.
You're on my team.
261
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,035
No!
262
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,713
I can't believe I'm saying this,
263
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:41,172
but I think you and I
should team up.
264
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,877
That's a great idea.
265
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:45,879
And after that, we can skip
through a meadow,
266
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,829
holding hands, farting rainbows.
267
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,080
Did you try those
Lo-Tato Chips, too?
268
00:14:57,959 --> 00:14:59,499
Come on, Lexi.
269
00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,133
I don't want to do this
any more than you do.
270
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:03,998
No, I don't want to do this
any more than you do.
271
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,213
Wow, you are
really competitive.
272
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,963
Come on, we both
need the money,
273
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,791
and together
we'll be unbeatable.
274
00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:17,785
You're right.
With my looks and my talent
275
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,705
and you fulfilling the requirement
of having three or more people,
276
00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:22,832
we'll be sure to win.
277
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,379
Whatever. The point is
we'll split the prize.
278
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:31,458
What about me and Paisley?
Don't we get part of the prize?
279
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:34,502
Seriously, Olive, it's a salute
to friendship, not greed.
280
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:49,041
Okay, I think working together
is going to be really good.
281
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,165
-Here's my song.
-Thank you.
282
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,001
What are you doing?
283
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,707
My song is way better.
284
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,455
Thank you.
285
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,250
Okay, that was rude.
I didn't even read it.
286
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,998
You joined my team.
We're doing my song!
287
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:17,383
I didn't join your team.
You joined my team!
288
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,077
You know what? Forget it.
289
00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,706
No guitar is worth
putting up with you.
290
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,962
And no credit card is
worth putting up with you!
291
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,291
I'll just pass my debt
on to my children!
292
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,535
Like a true American!
293
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:37,294
Every time I come to this carnival,
I get puked on.
294
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,083
Why did I buy a season pass?
295
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:43,710
I think we lost him.
296
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,751
He must've gone
through this door.
297
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,673
What are you doing?
It says, "Do not enter."
298
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:52,500
I'm not going in there.
299
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,960
(Marker squeaking)
300
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,745
Ooh! Donut center?
Let's go in there!
301
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,827
(Humming)
302
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:07,997
Wait, get him!
303
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:09,962
Oh!
304
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,250
Got you, you stupid dragon!
305
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,543
This will teach you
to steal my wallet.
306
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:17,785
-(Grunts)
-And the last donut!
307
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,632
(Children crying)
308
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,878
Don't worry, kids.
He's a bad dragon.
309
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:29,129
He's a lying, no-good thief!
310
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,498
Okay, no, really!
311
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,253
He reached into my pocket
and he pulled out my...
312
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,830
(Chuckles) Huh.
313
00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,881
I guess I had my wallet
all along.
314
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,752
Sorry, Duncan.
315
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:50,134
Don't worry, boys and girls.
Duncan's okay.
316
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:53,208
We were just play fighting.
Like this.
317
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,711
(All laughing)
318
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:06,167
Look, Chyna, if this guitar is
so important to you,
319
00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,380
then why don't you
just do Lexi's song?
320
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,078
Besides, you always
beat her at everything.
321
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:12,876
Give her a chance to shine.
322
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,539
I guess.
323
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,375
Because I would do anything
324
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,458
to grab this thing by the neck
325
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:20,002
and take it home with me.
326
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,627
That's the girl again.
327
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:29,250
Sorry.
328
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:38,788
I can't believe my dad is mad at me
for buying these Emergency Jeans.
329
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,575
They make me look so tall.
330
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,713
Maybe you should
just do Chyna's song.
331
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,832
You can be the bigger person.
332
00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,577
-See?
-(Gasps)
333
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,998
(Audience clapping)
334
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,752
Yes.
335
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,634
Thank you. Thank you.
336
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,959
Just a reminder that
Friendly Brand Lo-Tato Chips
337
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:12,581
are now the official chip
of the federal prison system!
338
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,332
Anyway, that was the last group,
so it's time to pick the winner.
339
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,537
-(Chyna) Wait!
-(Lexi) Wait!
340
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,503
We'd like to perform. Together.
341
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,833
I suppose that would be okay,
in the spirit of...
342
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:25,497
(Gags)
343
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,960
They promised me
they had fixed that.
344
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:30,745
Ugh.
345
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:34,832
(Dance music playing)
346
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,957
(Both) Five, six, seven, eight!
347
00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,671
♪ If the time comesyour heart needs a mend ♪
348
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,960
♪ I recommend you sendword to a friend... ♪
349
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,075
Why are you doing my song?
350
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:44,536
Because I'm being
the bigger person.
351
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,995
No! I'm being the bigger person.
We're doing your song.
352
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,250
No, we're not!
I'm tired of you showing me up.
353
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,753
There's no way I'm going to let you
354
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:53,924
be the bigger bigger person than me.
355
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,210
Forget it! We're doing your song!
356
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:59,461
Now get out of my face
so I can salute our friendship!
357
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,752
Give it here!
358
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,544
-Oh, look, they're having a sale.
-(Gasps)
359
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,670
(Changes song)
360
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:10,540
♪ You can shop for a dressblouse, or shawl ♪
361
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,995
♪ But you can't buyfriends at the mall ♪
362
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,003
Give me that!
363
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,963
(Song switching)
364
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,498
♪ You can shop for a dress ♪
365
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,043
♪ Blouse, or shawl ♪
366
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,325
♪ Support they'll lendtill the bitter end ♪
367
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,247
♪ Unless of course,your friend is pretend ♪
368
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,963
-♪ Amigos son muy especial ♪-♪ I recommend you send word to a friend ♪
369
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,711
♪ Now it's time to rock out, y'all ♪
370
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,212
♪ Unless of course,your friend ispretend ♪
371
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,291
♪ Friendship!Ya heard? ♪
372
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,208
What a great mashup!
373
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,711
And acting like you were fighting
374
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,542
only to come together in the end.
375
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,495
I can't think of a better salute
to friendship.
376
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,583
Except for Friendly Brand
Lo-Tato Chips,
377
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,037
and our new after-flavor,
378
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,455
cracked pepper
and donkey sweat.
379
00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,672
Look for it in packaging
labeled "barbecue."
380
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,500
Anyway, you guys won the $1,000!
381
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:03,827
We did it! We won!
382
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,915
Wait. Did you just say "we"?
383
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,424
I did.
384
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,330
I couldn't have done this
without you.
385
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,543
Same here.
386
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,633
Thanks.
387
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,377
Thank you, ladies.
388
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,785
What are you doing?
You didn't even perform.
389
00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:32,245
You each promised me
half the prize money
390
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,173
if I agreed to be on your team.
391
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:36,920
I agreed.
392
00:21:41,041 --> 00:21:44,791
You know, I think we learned
something important here.
393
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,125
You and I make
a pretty good team.
394
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:50,168
Yeah. We work really well together.
395
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,830
So, let's go beat that little weasel
to a pulp with his own arms!
396
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,788
Well, I'm sorry
we accused you of theft.
397
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,415
That's okay.
398
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:10,040
We can make up for it
with a big hug.
399
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:13,415
Forget it! I'm not hugging
any more dragons.
400
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,207
Have it your way, fellas.
See you later!
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