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(Chyna) Previously on A.N.T. Farm.
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I'm Jeanne Gossamer.
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I'm new here.
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Is there somewhere specific I should sit?
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(gibberish)
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Lexi Reed, this is Jeanne Gossamer.
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There's no one there.
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(gibberish)
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But Jeanne came into the classroom.
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I remember you were reading that catalog.
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She was never there?
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(camera shutter clicking)
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(sobbing)
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I feel so sorry for Cameron.
He's really hurting.
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And not just because he ordered
the cactus sandwich.
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Ow!
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Hey, Cameron. Mind if we join you?
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Unless you'd rather be alone
with your invisible girlfriend.
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I have to say, though,
she seems like a bit of an airhead.
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(laughs)
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Listen, don't worry,
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pretty soon,
you'll forget all about Jeanne.
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Jeanne!
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Wait. She was on that jeans catalog,
so she does actually exist.
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Maybe we can track her down.
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I see where you're going with this.
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You find her, Cameron meets her for real,
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she can shoot him down
like an enemy plane,
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and then we can all get on with our lives.
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Good plan!
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(theme music playing)
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This bakery is supposed to be great.
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I hear their sliced bread
is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Welcome to Hippo Stadium,
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where you are safe to enjoy
delicious ballpark food
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at prices that are out of this world!
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Hippo? Aren't you that creepy guy
in the music business?
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I was. Now I'm that creepy guy
in the restaurant business.
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Where's the bakery?
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I was all set to argue
about the everything bagel.
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I mean, If it really had everything on it,
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it would collapse under its own mass
and it would turn into a black hole.
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I changed the theme.
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I checked this website that tells you
what's in and what's out right now.
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And bakeries are very out right now.
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What's very in, though,
is America's favorite pastime.
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Eating.
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And to a much lesser extent, baseball.
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Popcorn! Get your fresh, hot popcorn here!
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Lexi? She's working here?
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This is great! Lexi is always bossing us
around at school,
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but here, she'll have to serve us,
and we can boss her around.
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Yo! Blondie! Popcorn here!
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What are you Ants doing here?
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Excuse me, young lady, but,
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I do not believe that is the proper way
to address paying customers.
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Sorry, paying customer.
What can I get you?
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Popcorn! And make it snappy!
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That'll be eight bucks.
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What? I'd like to do a spit-take.
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One soda, please.
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That'll be $10.
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Eight dollars?
For this tiny bag of popcorn?
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This is outrageous.
We demand to speak to your supervisor.
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You mean Hippo?
He's busy cleaning out the nacho machine.
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If you'd like, for an extra 25 cents,
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you can get the large popcorn.
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Yeah, we'll take the large.
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And hurry! Chop, chop!
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(Lexi) Here you go.
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(screams)
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(groans)
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Well, you do get more for your money.
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I can feel the red hot kernels
burning tiny holes in my clothes.
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Cameron, great news!
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I called the catalog company
and talked them
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into giving me Jeanne's contact
information.
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And even better,
I ordered these skinny denim capris!
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-That's incredible!
-I know!
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They were on sale!
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I meant about Jeanne.
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What did you find out?
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Well, her name is Vanessa LaFontaine,
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and she's here in San Francisco.
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Really?
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You're not messing with me,
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like that time you told me
the Earth was round?
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Even though on every map it's flat.
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Nope. And the best news is
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she's temporarily blind
from a modeling mishap.
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-She lost her sight?
-Mmm-hmm.
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How is that good news?
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Because she can't see what you look like,
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so you might actually
have a chance with her!
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(gasping)
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Good point!
Before she gets her vision back,
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I can get her to fall in love
with my personality.
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Or your hopelessly deluded optimism.
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So, how can I get her
to spend time with me?
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I'll take care of that.
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(in fake accent)
So, Vanessa, darling,
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thank you for agreeing to do this shoot
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for my new line of shades
that combine sunglasses with fun.
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I call them, sunglafunses.
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Why don't you just call them funglasses?
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You're the model, darling.
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Less talking, more being pretty.
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So just to be clear,
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you are completely sightless?
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You can't see my wig and my costume?
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I mean, my hair and my outfit?
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No. But I can imagine what you look like.
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Actually, no, I can't.
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So, darling, meet your fellow
fabu-luscious model in the shoot.
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This is Cameron.
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(in gruff voice)
Hey, babe. Too bad you can't see me.
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I'm incredibly handsome.
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Darlings, you look fabutastic together,
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but I'm not feeling you as a couple.
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I want you to spend
some romantic time together,
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get to know each other better.
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So you two,
what's your idea of the perfect date?
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I've always wanted to have a picnic...
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-Done!
-In a hot-air balloon.
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Done.
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Wait, what?
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Vanessa, take my jacket.
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It's windy way up here in the clouds.
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Are you sure we're outside?
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Because it smells like
dry-erase markers and paste.
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Uh, that's because we're flying above
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the famous Acme Dry-Erase Marker
and Paste Factory.
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(angus mimicking a bird)
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Wow, there are a lot of annoying
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and unnecessary birds in the sky today.
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So, Vanessa, darling,
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what do you look for in a man?
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I like a guy who's tall,
handsome, smart, sophisticated...
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Um... You just described Cameron
perfectly!
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(nervous laughter)
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Can I touch your face so I can feel
exactly how handsome you are?
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Uh...
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Sure.
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Wow. You have really chiseled features.
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(mimicking an airplane)
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(mimicking machine gun firing)
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Uh...
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Wow, that World War I fighter plane
is awfully close to us.
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Dangerously close.
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So, Cameron, do you work out?
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I like guys who are really buff.
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Can I feel your muscles?
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(Cameron) Uh...
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Here.
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Feel.
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Wow.
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Uh...
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Is this a pineapple ring?
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Uh, no, no, darling, It's a bracelet.
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Cameron got it for you.
Put it on her, darling.
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Lexi knocked us over with 200 pounds
of popcorn.
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We need to get her back.
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-Yeah.
-How's your head, Fletcher?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, here's the plan.
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Angus alters the website
that says what's in and what's out
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to get Hippo to change his business to
some place that will make Lexi miserable.
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How about a law firm?
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My dad's a lawyer. He seems miserable.
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I know!
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What does Lexi hate
more than anything else in the world?
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Us?
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True. But I was thinking
horizontal stripes.
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Welcome to the Alcatraz Bistro.
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With prices so low, it's criminal.
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Wait, I don't understand.
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Lexi, why aren't you dressed
like a prisoner?
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Because the customers are the prisoners.
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Let's get out of here.
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-Prison break in sector three!
-(alarm ringing)
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What the heck? Hey!
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Today's specials are whatever we feel like
serving you, you deviant dregs of society!
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You got to let me out of here!
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My cell mate has the crazy eyes!
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I demand to speak to the warden!
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Yeah, and I demand he tell us
what the dessert specials are!
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Not now. It's time for the cavity search.
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Okay, no cavities. You can have dessert.
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(groaning)
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(sobbing)
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What's wrong, Cameron?
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And why aren't you using the tissues?
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Dad says they're for company.
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Why are you crying?
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I thought things were going great
with Vanessa.
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They were.
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But she just called and said
she's getting her bandages off tomorrow.
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A week early!
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She said she can't wait to see me
in all my tall, muscular handsomeness!
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What am I going to do?
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Don't worry, Cameron.
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Maybe Vanessa will find you adorable
and unique.
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Like that three-legged goat
we saw at the petting zoo.
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No, she's going to leave me forever.
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(Nose-blowing)
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Maybe trying to trick Vanessa
was a bad idea.
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No kidding.
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I'm sorry, Cameron.
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But I just couldn't stand to see you
so unhappy.
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If there's anything I can do,
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anything at all,
just let me know and I'll do it.
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There is one thing you can do.
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There is? Name it.
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Make me a 6'4" hunk of pure muscle! Now!
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Do it!
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I can't.
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But I think I might know someone who can.
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(in British accent)
Quite a sticky wicket
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you've gotten yourself into.
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But I think I could help, old chap.
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Can you help without the accent?
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Fine!
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I've invented a few gadgets
that will help you look like a new man.
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(Angus) Check out these shoes.
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Shoes? I already have shoes.
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These aren't your ordinary,
run-of-the-mill shoes.
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They're elevator shoes. Observe.
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Now, this I'm really proud of.
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Watch this watch.
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Watch which watch? Your wristwatch?
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Wow, that's a tongue twister.
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No, this is a tongue twister.
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Stick out your tongue
and I'll show you how it works.
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No, that's okay.
259
00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:52,415
So, how does your watch work?
260
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:53,920
Watch.
261
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,460
Well, he doesn't need a watch.
He needs muscles.
262
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:05,292
Muscles? No problem.
I can get you muscles like that.
263
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,247
Uh, that's not the kind
of muscles I meant.
264
00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,674
What other kind of mussels are there?
265
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,670
That was an outrage.
266
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,670
We were locked behind bars,
and Lexi just laughed at us.
267
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,580
I know. That's why I only tipped her 14%.
268
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,997
Wow. Prison changed you.
269
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:38,789
(beeps)
270
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,380
Wait!
271
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:44,629
I know a new theme
that Lexi will absolutely despise!
272
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,039
Even worse than prison.
273
00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:49,455
A place of misery and human suffering.
274
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:54,999
(carnivalesque music playing)
275
00:14:56,834 --> 00:15:00,134
Welcome to Hippo's Circus Cafe.
276
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:03,963
Where the "F" from the health department
stands for fun!
277
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,625
And also food poisoning.
278
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,498
Would you like to try
the shish kebabs tonight?
279
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:24,455
Uh, no thanks.
280
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:28,422
I prefer food that hasn't been
in someone else's mouth yet.
281
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:31,709
Well, then don't order
the gazpacho, either.
282
00:15:34,417 --> 00:15:35,667
Olive, I don't understand.
283
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:38,172
Why would this be terrible for Lexi?
284
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,630
That's why.
(chuckles)
285
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,963
(trumpeting)
286
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:47,915
I can only imagine the horrible things
287
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,750
that will come out of that elephant.
288
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:55,132
What's that glittering
in the elephant poop?
289
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,705
Disgusto the Clown,
will you please pick this up for me?
290
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,377
(gasps)
I found a diamond ring!
291
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:13,208
This must be worth like $5,000.
292
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,501
What the heck?
293
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:20,750
Wait. Does this mean Lexi
and Disgusto are engaged now?
294
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:27,328
I've had so much fun with Cameron.
295
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:30,037
Most male models are so stuck up
and boring.
296
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,707
Yes, well,
Cameron is not like most male models.
297
00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:34,672
At all.
298
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,035
Don't worry. He'll be here soon.
299
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,665
He's just putting the finishing touches
on his ensemble for the big shoot.
300
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:46,001
Okay, now that I understand
you wanted "muscles,"
301
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,670
get ready for me to pump you up.
302
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:53,583
(air rushing)
303
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,882
Cool! How do I look?
304
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,539
Like you're wearing a bouncy house.
305
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,415
By the way, you are.
306
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,000
I made it from a bouncy house.
307
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,075
This plan stinks!
308
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,626
Did you get a whiff of that hippo?
309
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:16,879
What hippo? I only see an elephant.
310
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,878
The dancing Hippo in the tutu.
311
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,455
Don't get distracted.
We're here to torture Lexi,
312
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:29,632
not watch disturbing
yet strangely compelling circus acts.
313
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,753
Waitress!
314
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,794
Can I get a drink over here?
315
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:36,752
Coming right up.
316
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,293
(trumpeting)
317
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,326
All right, that's it! New plan.
318
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:55,127
You know what elephants hate the most?
319
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,208
Generalizations about their likes
and dislikes?
320
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,579
No. Mice.
321
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:02,288
Can you carve this roll
into the shape of a mouse?
322
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,539
If I couldn't,
what kind of art prodigy would I be?
323
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:10,418
-Here.
-Watch.
324
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,544
This will wipe the smile
right off Lexi's face.
325
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,207
(elephant trumpeting)
326
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,711
(loud thudding)
327
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,582
(loud crashing)
328
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,878
-(tires screeching)
-(car horn honks)
329
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,380
Why would you taunt the elephant
like that?
330
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,668
He's on a gluten-free diet.
331
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:34,327
And I think I have an idea
of how you can pay for the damages.
332
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,667
Okay, I don't.
333
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,000
But I'll think of one.
334
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:46,544
So, darling,
while we're waiting for Cameron,
335
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,915
let me tell you
about my new line of beachwear
336
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,040
that combines sun dresses with fun.
337
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,995
Do you call them sundrefunses?
338
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,581
No, that's ridiculous.
I call them fundresses.
339
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:01,209
Sorry I'm late.
340
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,417
I was working out.
341
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,830
You don't get muscles like this
342
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:11,917
by just inflating some balloon suit
under your clothes.
343
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,878
Okay, I'm taking off my bandages.
344
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,999
I want you to be the first thing I see.
345
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:25,705
Wow.
346
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,001
You are really well-built.
347
00:19:31,834 --> 00:19:32,634
Thank you.
348
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:36,961
-Oops.
-(remote beeps)
349
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,247
Angus, do something!
350
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,375
(loud crashing)
351
00:19:59,125 --> 00:19:59,955
(remote beeps)
352
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,916
What just happened?
353
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,880
Oh, nothing.
Your eyes must still be adjusting.
354
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,539
Like, when you look at me,
you probably see a 12-year-old girl
355
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,875
instead of a 40-something queen
of the fashion world.
356
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:21,288
Oh. The doctor did say
it would take about half an hour
357
00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,035
for my vision to return to normal.
358
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,665
-Oh, well, it's only been...
-(dart fires)
359
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,330
(air whooshing)
360
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,667
All right. What's going on here?
361
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,667
Okay.
362
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,380
(groaning)
363
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,578
Here's the deal.
364
00:20:43,917 --> 00:20:46,417
Cameron saw you
on that Gossamer Jeans catalog
365
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,080
and instantly fell in love with you.
366
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:52,076
He was so in love that he imagined
you were his date to the school dance.
367
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,706
Imagined? You mean like a loony bird?
368
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:56,002
Uh-huh!
369
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,543
Everyone made fun of him,
and to cheer him up,
370
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:03,125
I sang a song, which I'd be happy
to sing for you right now.
371
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,633
Maybe some other time.
372
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:08,173
(sighs)
373
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,127
The truth is Cameron's not a model.
374
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,923
He's not 6'4". He's not super buff.
375
00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,629
He's not classically handsome.
376
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,669
He's not very smart. You know what,
just forget what he's not.
377
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:25,504
What he is, is the greatest guy I know.
378
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,583
(sighs)
379
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:32,537
Vanessa, I'm sorry I lied to you.
380
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:36,535
It's just you're so beautiful
I was willing to try anything to meet you.
381
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:41,325
You made up this whole modeling gig?
I can't believe you.
382
00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:44,077
That's the craziest thing
anyone's ever done.
383
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:48,576
-I know.
-It's also the most romantic.
384
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:52,249
I'm sorry, did you say "romantic"?
385
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:55,709
My ears are still ringing
from when my head hit the ceiling.
386
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:57,042
And then the wall.
387
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,500
And then the other wall.
388
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:03,127
Nobody's ever gone through
this much trouble to impress me.
389
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,498
Usually,
guys just do something really lame,
390
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,133
like buy me a car or diamond earrings.
391
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:12,538
I promise I will never, ever do that.
392
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,580
That is so sweet.
393
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:18,827
Really? In that case,
394
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,707
why don't we go out and get to know
each other a little better?
395
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,171
Let me just go wash my hands first.
396
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,790
For some reason
my wrist smells like rotten pineapple.
397
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,630
Chyna, we did it! She actually likes me!
398
00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,459
Of course she does. I meant what I said.
399
00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,082
That I'm the greatest guy you know?
400
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,332
Well, to be fair,
I do not know that many people.
401
00:22:42,417 --> 00:22:43,577
(chuckling)
402
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,667
Shut up. You love me.
403
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,630
Ah...
404
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:52,210
Hey, Cameron. I'm ready. Let's go!
405
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,580
Wow.
406
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,876
Cameron might actually have a girlfriend.
407
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,706
I did not see that coming.
(chuckles)
408
00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:02,955
(sighs)
409
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:04,541
-(dart fires)
-(screams)
410
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:06,668
Or that.
411
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,792
(theme music playing)
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