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(theme music playing)
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Hey, I hear there's
a new Ant starting today.
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But Gibson's not here
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and he always says,
"Welcome to the Ant Farm."
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Someone has to say,
"Welcome to the Ant Farm."
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Seriously. Who's gonna say,
"Welcome to the Ant Farm"?
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Well, of course.
It's so obvious.
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Olive could do it.
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She always says it
when Gibson does, anyway.
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Yes, but in a mocking way.
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Well, how about this time you can say it,
and I'll mock you?
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No! That's my thing.
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Why do you always get to be
the one to mock?
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(mocking) Why do you always get to
be the one to mock?
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Wow, you are good at it.
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I'll do it. Maybe this new Ant
will be a smokin' babe.
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Everyone, meet the new Ant.
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You were right
about the babe part.
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(Skidmore) This is Sebastian.
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Isn't Sebastian
a little too young for high school?
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You're all too young
for high school!
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Yeah, but at least
we can all sit up by ourselves.
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(groaning loudly)
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(grunting)
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Well, at least
most of us can.
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Anyway, Sebastian is
a very advanced baby.
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So I expect you guys
to find his talent.
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Why do we have to do it?
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Because if you don't
you'll spend so much time in detention
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it will start
to feel like home.
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And not your fancy,
comfortable homes.
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My home. The kind you buy on
a principal's salary!
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(exclaims)
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Principal Skidmore,
hold on a second.
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-Bye!
-Don't leave me...
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(all clamoring)
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What are we
supposed to do now?
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I know.
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-Welcome to the Ant Farm!
-(mouthing)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
-Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentWe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emClip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream itYou can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel itYou can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
-Whoo!
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(baby crying)
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Wow, this baby
is a crybaby.
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Hey, maybe we should try
making him laugh.
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Peek-a-boo!
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Peek-a-boo!
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I don't understand.
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That makes Cameron
laugh all the time.
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Somebody else
please try something.
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Angus, that's not
gonna make him laugh.
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I wasn't trying to be funny.
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I just think better
with my pants off.
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Speaking of which,
I've got a math test now.
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Ooh, I know how to
make the baby laugh!
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Okay. So a sailor, a nurse,
and a porcupine are driving to Vegas...
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Fletcher!
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Ow!
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(baby gurgles happily)
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Hey! He stopped crying.
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(crying)
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Quick! Slap Fletcher again!
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Ow!
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Hey! He's kicking.
Maybe his talent is karate!
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(screeching)
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Are you crazy?
The baby's talent is not karate!
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No kidding. He didn't even
try to fight back.
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Don't you think
he's a little too young
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to be pressured
into having a talent?
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He should enjoy being a kid.
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Enjoy being a kid?
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There's no worse
time in a person's life than childhood.
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You guys read
my autobiography.
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-Sure.
-A real page-turner.
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Can't wait for the movie.
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Hey there.
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I hope you have
your library card
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because you're totally
checking me out.
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(school bell ringing)
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Aced it.
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Hey, Angus. You forgot your backpack
at my house last night.
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By the way,
thank you so much.
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You were awesome.
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You were at Lexi's
house last night?
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Yup. She practically
begged me to come over.
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Why? What were you doing?
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Thank you for coming over to
fix my computer.
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A gentleman never tells.
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Let's just say,
thanks to me,
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Lexi saw fireworks.
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Cool, I can
play videos again!
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Check out this one I took
on the 4th of July!
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(imitates explosion)
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I don't think
his talent is music.
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But he did just
compose a movement.
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What?
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(sniffing)
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Oh, that kind of movement.
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Here you go, buddy.
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Diaper up.
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I don't think he knows how to
change himself.
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What kind of
prodigy is this?
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We'll just help him.
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It can't be that hard.
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Wow, this kid does not like having
his diaper changed.
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At least he's wearing
a clean one now.
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(passing gas)
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(girls) Not it!
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Not it!
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Dang it!
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Angus, there you are.
What are you doing out here?
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My mom said I spend too much
time on the computer
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and not enough time outside.
And now I'm out here.
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I don't see the appeal.
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That screensaver
is really boring.
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You mean the sky?
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Yeah, whatever.
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Listen,
I need to talk to you.
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I just can't figure out
what someone like Lexi
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would want with
someone like you.
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Dude, I've got skills.
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You? Skills?
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Okay, look,
if you don't believe me,
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ask Lexi yourself.
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Lexi, does Angus
really have skills?
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Oh yeah. I was just telling
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the whole cheerleading
squad about him.
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By the way, a few of them
want your number.
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(groans) Why was I
cursed with this gift?
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Okay, hold up the canvas.
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(baby burps)
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Well, he definitely
has no art talent.
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Unlike me.
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See?
We're working him too hard.
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The poor baby is tired.
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♪ Go to sleep, little babe ♪
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♪ On your soft, comfy bed ♪
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♪ Let good thoughts ♪
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♪ And nice dreams ♪
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♪ Fill your sweet little head ♪
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(exclaims)
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(all snoring)
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(gasps)
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Guys! Guys, wake up!
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(playing fanfare)
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We have a big problem!
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Have we been
drafted into the army?
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How did he
pass the physical?
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We lost Sebastian.
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He went AWOL?
I say we check Canada.
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We're not in the army!
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We fell asleep and Sebastian must
have crawled away!
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We have to find him before
Principal Skidmore...
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Where's the baby?
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Oh, um...
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Olive is just
reading him a story.
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(Olive) "And then I became
the youngest member of Mensa ever."
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(in playful voice)
Yes, I did. Yes, I did!
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Well, as you can see,
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Sebastian is safely behind
that comically large book.
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We need to find that baby!
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I thought Olive was
reading him a story.
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Wacky!
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Have you seen a little,
tiny boy wandering around looking lost?
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You have? Where?
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Angus! You found the baby!
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What baby? This is my ham.
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Hey, don't look
at me like that.
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This is extra lean,
low-sodium ham.
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Yes, you are! Yes, you are,
my little honey-glazed.
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Angus! I need
to know your secret!
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Okay, okay. This ham's not
really low-sodium.
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I mean how you ever got Lexi to be
interested in a guy like you.
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"A guy like me?"
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You mean someone who's handsome,
charming, and well-dressed?
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You're wearing a meat sling.
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Okay, look. I can't give away
my tricks for free.
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If you want to
have swag like me,
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you can attend
my online webinar.
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Two hundred dollars?
Forget it.
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Angus, there you are!
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Can you come over tonight?
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I really need you.
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Again?
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It's not like any other guy around here
can do what you do.
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Cameron wouldn't even know what to do if I
gave him an instruction manual.
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Fine.
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There's an
instruction manual?
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I can't find
Sebastian anywhere.
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Don't worry,
we took care of it.
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I whittled a wittle baby!
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I think Skidmore's going to notice
he's made of wood.
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Relax. We can turn
him into a real boy.
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All we have to do
is wish upon a star.
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If we're wishing
upon a star,
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why don't we just wish for
Sebastian to come back?
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Seems kind of
like a boring wish.
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Let's wish for laser vision.
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Will someone explain how this baby got
into my ham carrier?
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Sebastian!
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Thank goodness you're okay!
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(crunching noise)
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This is not a diaper.
This is a tortilla.
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Okay, enough wasting time.
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We have to find this baby's talent before
Skidmore shows up again.
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I was thinking
we could try chemistry.
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(in baby talk voice) Now put on
your lab coat and your goggles.
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He's not wearing goggles.
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He really should if he's going to
handle hydrochloric acid.
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Forget it! This baby's
done with school.
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We're leaving!
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Hey! You're not going
anywhere with that thing.
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This is my ham's blanket.
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-(sighs)
-(baby crying)
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Roxanne! We said
two was enough!
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Someone's a little
cranky after their nap.
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Well, I didn't get
my solid two hours.
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Chyna?
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Who is this?
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This is Sebastian.
He's a friend from class.
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Freshman?
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Kind of.
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Principal Skidmore wants
us to find his talent.
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When is the right time
to start teaching a baby a skill?
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Well, that's something
I can speak to from experience.
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Come on, little rock star.
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Maybe you like
the tambourine.
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Jingly.
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Well, at least it didn't hurt as
much as the cymbals.
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So, even though
I showed no ability,
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you kept pushing me and pushing me and I
ended up a musical prodigy.
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What? No.
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That story was
about Cameron.
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We tried teaching him
all sorts of things.
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Only thing he was good at was
hitting me in the head.
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But we didn't put
any pressure on you and eventually
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you found your own passion.
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(both chuckle)
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Wait a second.
256
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,462
-That's Cameron?
-Yeah.
257
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,042
Why is he wearing pink?
258
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:39,167
Hand-me-downs
from your cousin Lyla.
259
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,380
That princess onesie
fit him till he was five.
260
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,169
I can't afford
$200 for a webinar.
261
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:57,919
Especially after I spent all my money
on these magic beans.
262
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,915
(Lexi) I'll do it later, Mom!
263
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,170
There's a boy from
school coming over.
264
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:11,253
Angus, where are you?
265
00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,332
I can't wait much longer.
266
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,535
What does she see in him?
267
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,078
(screaming)
268
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,080
Cameron?
269
00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,665
What are you doing here?
270
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:38,671
I just wanted to learn
everything Angus knows.
271
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,210
Watch him do his thing.
272
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,711
You want to watch
him fix my computer?
273
00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,422
And by "fix your computer,"
you mean...
274
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,333
Fix my computer.
275
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:48,877
He's going to
fix my computer.
276
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,669
That computer. Over there.
277
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:51,580
He's fixing it.
278
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,746
Wait, what are
you trying to say?
279
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,000
I'm saying he's
fixing my computer!
280
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,713
What did you think that he...
281
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,745
Where did that
beanstalk come from?
282
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,875
Who's my little deputy?
283
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,245
-Kuh...
-Cuffs?
284
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,830
-You want the handcuffs?
-(cooing)
285
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,127
Okay.
286
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,075
-(handcuffs locking)
-Hey!
287
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:23,882
Nice one!
288
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,165
Chyna, we're
here for the baby.
289
00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:30,247
I'm counting two hostiles.
290
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,213
You take the girl.
I'll take the old man!
291
00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:38,042
Please. I am a highly decorated member
of the San Francisco...
292
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,125
(exclaims)
293
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,915
What? I thought we
were breaking stuff.
294
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,879
Guys, I'm not
giving you the baby.
295
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,330
He's too young
for all this pressure.
296
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,957
So you're saying we should just go
to Skidmore and tell her,
297
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,791
"We failed. Punish us.
298
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,705
Lock us in detention
for months without anything fun to do
299
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:06,132
like homework or
extra credit assignments."
300
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,035
That's not what I'm saying.
Don't put words in my mouth.
301
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:15,083
Words in my mouth.
I have an idea!
302
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:16,670
Come on, guys!
303
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:19,288
(baby gurgling)
304
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,825
Hey! Don't leave me
without any...
305
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,377
Never mind. I'm good!
306
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,833
Angus told you
we were an item?
307
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,883
I'm going to teach
that little twerp a lesson!
308
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,289
(doorbell chimes)
309
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
I think that's Angus.
310
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:40,753
(Angus) Hello, Mrs. Reed.
Would you mind watching my ham?
311
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,174
Quick!
Get back in the closet!
312
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,580
Wait. What? But I'm scared of
the clown statue.
313
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,883
Hey, Lexi. I know
you didn't ask me to,
314
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:52,249
but I'm going to install
this anti-virus software.
315
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:54,375
Be sure to
tell people at school
316
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,668
I did everything
you wanted and more.
317
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,333
Use those exact words.
318
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,540
Forget the computer.
319
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,290
I thought you and I could
create some electricity.
320
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,326
Okay.
321
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:18,538
I guess we could rub our
feet on the carpet and touch the doorknob.
322
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,959
I meant kiss, silly.
323
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,881
I'm just a little boy!
324
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:31,751
(laughing)
325
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:36,417
That was awesome.
326
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,245
Except for being locked in the closet with
that creepy clown statue.
327
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:41,787
Clown statue?
328
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,632
We don't have a clown statue.
329
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,289
Oh, yeah.
330
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,785
We do have
a clown statue.
331
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,711
Come on, I have
to show you something!
332
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:09,212
If it's the family of wombats
living under the deep fryer,
333
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:12,961
you should know that
they're very clean animals
334
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:15,881
and actually upped
our health code rating
335
00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:18,129
by chasing away
the dung beetles.
336
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,707
No.
337
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,377
But we did find
Sebastian's talent.
338
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,955
Hit it!
339
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,918
(music playing)
340
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,535
(Chyna singing) ♪ I'm a baby ♪
341
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:35,125
♪ He's a baby ♪
342
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:38,038
♪ So don't push me ♪
343
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,325
♪ Unless he's in a stroller ♪
344
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,167
♪ I'm a baby ♪
345
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,880
♪ He's a baby ♪
346
00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:48,579
♪ Don't try to change me ♪
347
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:51,287
♪ Unless he made a boom-boom ♪
348
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,575
♪ 'Cause I'm a baby ♪
349
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,827
♪ Yes, I'm a baby ♪
350
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:58,917
♪ That's right, I'm a baby ♪
351
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,290
♪ Just let me be a babyI'm a baby ♪
352
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,205
♪ No, you're not ♪
353
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,921
♪ No, she's not! ♪
354
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,710
Principal Skidmore,
I can explain.
355
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,422
♪ She can try, but it won't beVery convincing ♪
356
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500
Get out of there!
357
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:19,462
-(wombats chittering)
-Not you, wombats!
358
00:20:22,834 --> 00:20:24,084
I'm sorry
we tried to trick you,
359
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,326
but we were just trying
to make a point.
360
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,247
We work really hard
in the A.N.T. Program,
361
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,503
and it's rewarding,
362
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,421
but we all chose
to be a part of it.
363
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,790
Not me.
My parents made me.
364
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:33,955
(shushing)
365
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,333
The point is
366
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,455
Sebastian is too young for
all that pressure.
367
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,288
He should be
allowed to be a baby,
368
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,955
have fun, enjoy growing up.
369
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,880
I insist that you take Sebastian out
of the A.N.T. Program.
370
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:51,457
Sebastian is not an Ant.
371
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,292
I just made the whole thing up
372
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,785
so that I could get you kids to
babysit my nephew
373
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,665
while I go shoe shopping.
374
00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:00,424
Your nephew?
375
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,710
Trust me, my sister
didn't give birth to any prodigy.
376
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:08,578
She's so dumb she entrusted me with
the safety of a child.
377
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,710
(passing gas)
378
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,422
-(both) Not it!
-Not it!
379
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:14,330
Not it!
380
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:16,036
Dang it!
381
00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,753
Hey, Olive.
What are you doing?
382
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,417
I'm working on the next volume
of my autobiography.
383
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,631
Then Chyna came up to me and said, "Hey,
Olive. What are you doing?"
384
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,330
But I could see in her eyes that
she didn't really care.
385
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,710
Cool dog!
386
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:40,172
You don't know
the half of it.
387
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,210
This is a super-advanced
prodigy dog.
388
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,541
Please teach it a talent
while I am in Aruba.
389
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:46,705
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Forget it.
390
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:48,332
We're not falling
for that again.
391
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,997
-Goodbye!
-Bye-bye!
392
00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,923
Man, what's their problem?
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