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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:06,707 [Birds chirping] 2 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:10,417 [Acoustic guitar playing] 3 00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:16,922 Valeria: Tell me about Madrid. 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:17,960 Oh, Madrid. 5 00:00:18,042 --> 00:00:19,462 Madrid, the cursed city. 6 00:00:19,542 --> 00:00:24,172 ♪ Allá donde se cruzan Los caminos ♪ 7 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:26,790 Madrid was everything I had dreamt of. 8 00:00:26,876 --> 00:00:30,536 ♪ Donde El mar no se puede concebir... ♪ 9 00:00:30,626 --> 00:00:33,956 But above all, Madrid showed me who I was. 10 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:36,332 But why did you leave marbella? 11 00:00:36,417 --> 00:00:38,207 You found your place there, right? 12 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:40,292 Yes, my love, but I was young. 13 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:42,575 - I was on fire... - [Bell ringing] 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,327 And I wanted more, to be out there, discover. 15 00:00:48,459 --> 00:00:50,879 Marbella ain't enough for someone like me. 16 00:00:50,959 --> 00:00:52,079 [Car horn honks] 17 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:58,292 Alfonso's idea was to spend the weekend 18 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,825 and have me come along. 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,080 - Madrid and I... - Hello. 20 00:01:03,167 --> 00:01:04,497 Was love at first sight. 21 00:01:06,584 --> 00:01:07,714 Here we are. 22 00:01:11,459 --> 00:01:12,499 Here you go. 23 00:01:12,584 --> 00:01:14,634 Thank you. Whoo! 24 00:01:14,709 --> 00:01:19,459 ♪ Las niñas ya no quieren ser princesas ♪ 25 00:01:21,876 --> 00:01:25,626 ♪ y a Los niños les da por perseguir... ♪ 26 00:01:25,709 --> 00:01:29,499 Cristina: As usual, Alfonso and I hit the streets, 27 00:01:29,584 --> 00:01:33,254 and that's how Javier and I met. 28 00:01:33,334 --> 00:01:36,384 Back then, I was horny as hell. 29 00:01:36,459 --> 00:01:37,879 I had to try it all. 30 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:44,957 ♪ Los pájaros visitan al psiquiatra ♪ 31 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:47,712 Javier fell madly in love with me that first night. 32 00:01:47,792 --> 00:01:52,082 ♪ Las estrellas se olvidan de salir... ♪ 33 00:01:56,417 --> 00:02:00,207 When Alfonso left, Javier asked me to stay with him. 34 00:02:01,626 --> 00:02:02,876 But I was a slut 35 00:02:02,959 --> 00:02:04,539 and couldn't stay with just one. 36 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,792 Get out of here, you fucking cheater! 37 00:02:08,876 --> 00:02:11,166 You're a whore! Get out! Get out. Go. 38 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,290 Luckily, before we split. 39 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:16,625 Javier got me a job in a hospital's kitchen. 40 00:02:18,959 --> 00:02:21,169 Morning, josefa. 41 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:25,630 Today I got you some chicken and mashed potatoes. 42 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:27,749 - Let me... - [Knock at the door] 43 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:29,424 But the pay was bad. 44 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,463 - Hello. - Tania? 45 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:33,792 Come in. 46 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:43,383 ♪ Que me lleven al sur donde nací ♪ 47 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:50,792 ♪ aquí no queda sitio para nadie ♪ 48 00:02:50,876 --> 00:02:53,576 ♪ pongamos que hablo de Madrid ♪ 49 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:56,627 I had to work like crazy to make ends meet. 50 00:02:56,709 --> 00:02:59,379 ♪ De Madrid... ♪ 51 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:02,209 I was just working and working all the time... 52 00:03:03,876 --> 00:03:05,956 That I almost forgot... 53 00:03:08,417 --> 00:03:09,917 Why I moved to Madrid. 54 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:16,290 ♪ Pongamos que hablo de Madrid ♪ 55 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,667 Until one day, she walked in. 56 00:03:22,751 --> 00:03:24,751 [Strings playing] 57 00:03:34,292 --> 00:03:36,252 No matter how lost you feel... 58 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:40,077 Life always reminds you who you are. 59 00:03:58,042 --> 00:03:59,462 [Doorbell rings] 60 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,832 My god, what's the emergency? 61 00:04:01,918 --> 00:04:03,168 Both: A TV channel called! 62 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:04,670 Wh-what? 63 00:04:04,751 --> 00:04:07,131 - Yes, a TV channel! - A frickin' TV show! 64 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:09,629 - [Laughing] - Valeria: What did they say? 65 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:11,329 They know you're writing the book. 66 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,207 I-I just have to go to Madrid. 67 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:16,002 - I-I'm having a polygraph test. - Cristina, that's incredible! 68 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,503 They know we're writing your story. Amazing, Cristina. 69 00:04:18,584 --> 00:04:20,384 ♪ The joy I felt when they told me ♪ 70 00:04:20,459 --> 00:04:22,789 I'm such a fatty. I can't go like this. 71 00:04:22,876 --> 00:04:25,956 Of course you are. And she refuses to eat any vegetables. 72 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:27,882 You cannot miss out on this amazing opportunity. 73 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:29,709 - Would you come along? - Seriously? 74 00:04:29,792 --> 00:04:32,212 I can't go with her. I don't have a dog-sitter, 75 00:04:32,292 --> 00:04:35,212 and my back pain's killing me. Impossible. 76 00:04:35,292 --> 00:04:36,422 Do you like Madrid? 77 00:04:38,167 --> 00:04:39,707 - I've never been there. - [Gasps] 78 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,132 You're so naive and provincial. 79 00:04:42,209 --> 00:04:45,579 You're about to go to the Madrid of la veneno. 80 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,997 You're gonna freak out! [Gasps] 81 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,383 All right, just picture this. 82 00:04:48,459 --> 00:04:51,629 La veneno comes back to the TV. 83 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:52,749 [Shrieks] 84 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,044 Honey, listen to me. 85 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:55,955 You need to keep an eye on her, baby. 86 00:04:56,042 --> 00:04:57,042 Yes, of course. 87 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:58,455 She's out of her mind right now. 88 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,172 - Not to worry, paca. - Thank you, my dear. 89 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,460 I cannot believe this is happening. 90 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,422 Easy now, girl. 91 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,170 You'll be fine, Cristina. 92 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,290 You re a shining star, and people want you back. 93 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,495 You've been missed, Cristina. 94 00:05:09,584 --> 00:05:11,214 [Mouth full] Let me tell you something. 95 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:13,132 Don't you try to outsmart the machine. 96 00:05:13,209 --> 00:05:14,629 It will bust you. 97 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:16,669 - When have I ever lied, paca? - You're shameless. 98 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:19,041 You're the one who has no shame here. 99 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,205 - Give me an example! Just one. - I have plenty of examples! 100 00:05:21,292 --> 00:05:23,082 How 'bout the $100 million mansion? 101 00:05:23,167 --> 00:05:24,787 Shut up. Stop fucking around. 102 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,666 - I'm not. - You have no idea. 103 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:43,417 Hey. 104 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:45,959 You can't be here. 105 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:47,752 - Really? - Yeah. 106 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:55,214 The most beautiful places always have restricted access. 107 00:05:56,334 --> 00:05:58,544 You're right. It's nice. 108 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,625 Madrid... 109 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,830 The cursed city. 110 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:10,253 Why are you doing here? 111 00:06:10,334 --> 00:06:11,544 [Wind gusting] 112 00:06:11,626 --> 00:06:12,786 Committing suicide. 113 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:17,919 It was a bad joke. 114 00:06:19,209 --> 00:06:20,499 Want a cigarette? 115 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:21,504 Well, yeah. 116 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,420 What's your name, dear? 117 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,290 My name is José Antonio, 118 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,825 but they call me joselito. 119 00:06:37,918 --> 00:06:39,168 Cristina. 120 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,330 Cristina onassis. 121 00:06:43,459 --> 00:06:44,669 Cristina? That's pretty. 122 00:06:44,751 --> 00:06:46,961 - [Siren passing] - I named myself. 123 00:06:48,292 --> 00:06:49,752 What do you mean, named yourself? 124 00:06:49,834 --> 00:06:52,794 Honey, anything is possible in this life. 125 00:06:55,209 --> 00:06:56,709 Who's onassis? 126 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:00,082 You don't know who Cristina onassis was? 127 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,787 No. 128 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:06,126 Cristina onassis was a rich heiress, a millionaire, 129 00:07:06,209 --> 00:07:10,919 daughter to Aristotle onassis, a Greek man, totally loaded. 130 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,710 She was the entire package, 131 00:07:12,792 --> 00:07:14,882 elegant, famous, and divine. 132 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,580 But a few days after she received her fortune, 133 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:23,667 she was found dead by a friend in the bathtub. 134 00:07:23,751 --> 00:07:25,381 You bear the name of a dead woman? 135 00:07:25,459 --> 00:07:27,669 I share my name with a star, hon. 136 00:07:29,209 --> 00:07:31,419 Life turned the name into a tragedy. 137 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,210 What a sad story. 138 00:07:35,292 --> 00:07:37,792 It reminds me I'm still alive, José Antonio... 139 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,672 And every day could be the last. 140 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,294 Bye, hon. 141 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,582 Hey, Cristina. 142 00:07:56,042 --> 00:07:57,252 I want to be like you. 143 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,134 Have you got a pen? 144 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:08,290 Go to the pharmacy on Luna street. 145 00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:09,785 Tell them I sent you. 146 00:08:09,876 --> 00:08:12,456 You'll buy, uh... 147 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:14,792 Topasel and progynon, 148 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:16,286 100 milligrams. 149 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:18,075 And if you need me, 150 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,917 you can always find me in west park. 151 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,332 That's where all the girls are. 152 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,787 And what do you do? 153 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:26,496 Hustle. 154 00:08:26,584 --> 00:08:27,884 There's no other choice. 155 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:39,998 Cristina: Check this out. 156 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:41,333 You're gonna love it. 157 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:43,379 Come in. Come in. 158 00:08:43,459 --> 00:08:44,749 Just give me a moment. 159 00:08:53,209 --> 00:08:54,829 My house! 160 00:08:54,918 --> 00:08:56,418 [Chuckles] Huh? 161 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:58,080 Isn't it a palace? 162 00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,917 Not like paca's, right? 163 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,630 It's incredible, Cristina. 164 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,919 Not the kitchen, though. It's a mess. 165 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,920 That was the wall that caught fire, 166 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,880 and the insurance paid to fix it up. 167 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,710 Oh! There's that cast. 168 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,582 I made a lot of money with that thing. 169 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:38,207 Every client I had, 170 00:09:38,292 --> 00:09:40,132 boom, right up their asses. 171 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,209 [Chuckles] That was fun. 172 00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:44,424 Valeria, check this out. 173 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,630 Look at this. Scandalous. 174 00:09:46,709 --> 00:09:48,289 Can we use these pictures for the book? 175 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,325 Of course. You can have any of them you want. 176 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,127 I got plenty. 177 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:54,919 Look. My parents when they were young. 178 00:09:57,959 --> 00:09:59,579 Who do I look like, huh? 179 00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:02,502 - Like your mother. - No way. 180 00:10:02,584 --> 00:10:05,134 Not my mother. Sh-she's butt-ugly. 181 00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:07,249 I meant my dad. We've got the same eyes. 182 00:10:07,334 --> 00:10:08,714 [Chuckles] 183 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,082 - [Door creaks] - Look at this, Valeria. 184 00:10:11,167 --> 00:10:12,327 I'll get married... 185 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:13,497 And kill myself. 186 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:15,134 - [Laughs] - And look at this. 187 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,999 Look. Look. 188 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,963 I've got more dresses than Norma duval. 189 00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,132 Please try this on. 190 00:10:22,209 --> 00:10:23,499 What? 191 00:10:23,584 --> 00:10:24,544 For real? 192 00:10:24,626 --> 00:10:26,076 No lie! [Laughs] 193 00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,462 How do I look? 194 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,672 Just like me back in the nineties. 195 00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:35,131 Wearing that dress, one night, 196 00:10:35,209 --> 00:10:37,379 I worked so much, my legs were burning. 197 00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:39,579 I made tons of money with it. 198 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,577 That dress now belongs to you. 199 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,327 [Sighs] Cristina, you don't have to. 200 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,207 Yes, I have to, 201 00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,792 because you and me are like mother and daughter. 202 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:51,036 And I had a mother. 203 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,875 She was Cristina onassis. 204 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:55,129 She gave me this dress. 205 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,039 Now I'm your mother, and I want you to have it. 206 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,535 Maybe in the future, 207 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:02,536 you'll have a daughter and give it to her, 208 00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:04,496 the dress or my book, 209 00:11:04,584 --> 00:11:06,044 so she knows my story. 210 00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,785 [Laughs] 211 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,126 Well, thank you, Cristina. 212 00:11:10,209 --> 00:11:12,129 You look so scandalous. 213 00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:13,669 Isn't it too short? 214 00:11:13,751 --> 00:11:14,711 Not at all, hon. 215 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,882 Sluts on-screen score points. 216 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:19,749 You might even win a contract for a big position or something. 217 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:22,464 As a future reporter, you should know all this. 218 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:23,882 - But, uh... - Plus... 219 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:26,999 I'm gonna give you a little shot of topasel. 220 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,963 - What? - A hormone from back then. 221 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,212 - Uh, no. - Hold still. 222 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:31,422 - No! - Come here! 223 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,750 [Pop music playing] 224 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,997 ♪ Entre Los paisanos y Los militares ♪ 225 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,713 ♪ y Los militares ♪ 226 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,132 ♪ me salen a diario novios a millares ♪ 227 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,209 ♪ novios a millares ♪ 228 00:11:55,292 --> 00:12:00,082 ♪ como monigotes vienen tras de mí ♪ 229 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:04,497 ♪ y a todos, Los hago que bailen así ♪ 230 00:12:05,918 --> 00:12:06,878 ♪ cata-catapum ♪ 231 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,499 ♪ catapum pon candela ♪ 232 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:10,924 ♪ alza pa'rriba polichinela ♪ 233 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:14,460 ♪ cata-catapum, catapum, catapum ♪ 234 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:19,205 ♪ como Los muñecos en El pim, Pam, pum ♪ 235 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,382 Morning, Simon. How are you today? 236 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:25,247 I brought you something really yummy. 237 00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,674 You're gonna love it. 238 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:27,961 What did you do? 239 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:30,502 Nothing. Just my haircut. 240 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,384 Hey! 241 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:33,829 [Gasps] 242 00:12:33,918 --> 00:12:35,288 Facundo: Why did you throw the tray? 243 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,375 I told you. He threw the tray. 244 00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:38,709 That old guy can't even move. 245 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,582 He hates me. He doesn't want to see me. 246 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,917 I try to serve him food, and he throws it away. 247 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,330 He looks at me with spite. 248 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:45,957 He hates my guts. I've told you! 249 00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:48,332 Listen, it's not the first complaint 250 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,127 we've had about your behavior. 251 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:51,499 What behavior? 252 00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,214 Your attitude, José Antonio. 253 00:12:53,292 --> 00:12:54,462 [Chuckles] 254 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,625 The way you dress... 255 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:02,128 Your behavior... 256 00:13:02,209 --> 00:13:03,539 Are not proper here. 257 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,581 Not even in uniform do you look... 258 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,207 Normal? 259 00:13:09,292 --> 00:13:11,582 Your life is none of my business, but... 260 00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:16,287 This is not your place. 261 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:18,285 Facundo, I need this job. 262 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,705 I'm sorry, joselito. 263 00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,292 I know that you will find a place 264 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:24,205 that... that lines up with your... 265 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,919 And this has nothing to do with that. 266 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,040 I'm okay with your decision. 267 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,205 [Echoing] I have a cousin that lives in Barcelona 268 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,172 that's just like you, but... 269 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,460 Well, it's funny. 270 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:36,922 [Fading] 'Cause he also had to change 271 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,960 some aspects of his life... 272 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:41,082 [Phone line ringing] 273 00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:44,924 Hello. 274 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,540 Maricarmen, put mama on the phone. 275 00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,996 Aw, joselito, it's just that... 276 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,463 It's not the best time. Can you tell me what's wrong? 277 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,292 I don't want to talk to you, maricarmen. 278 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,785 I want mama. 279 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,246 Sorry, joselito. 280 00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:57,714 Mama's very busy right now. 281 00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:58,752 She's frying potatoes. 282 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,044 She can't talk to you. 283 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:02,879 Stop it, maricarmen. 284 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,039 You think I'm stupid? 285 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,375 Joselito. 286 00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:07,039 Just put mama on the phone. 287 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:10,125 Okay. Just a second. 288 00:14:10,209 --> 00:14:11,999 Mama, it's joselito. 289 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,673 He says he wants to talk to you. 290 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,541 He's on the phone, waiting for you. 291 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,416 See, joselito? 292 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,630 Mama can't talk with you right now. 293 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:23,749 I'm sorry. 294 00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:25,134 Call again some other time. 295 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:26,169 [Kicks phone booth] 296 00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:30,544 [Yells] 297 00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,166 Joselito? 298 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,960 [Grunting] 299 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:36,792 Joselito, are you okay? 300 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,626 How about if I come visit you? 301 00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,789 I can come to Madrid to see you. 302 00:14:40,876 --> 00:14:42,536 Are you okay? 303 00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:43,786 Joselito! 304 00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:50,379 - [Door opens] - Hello. 305 00:14:50,459 --> 00:14:51,829 - [Door closes] - Welcome back to the show. 306 00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:54,538 - Hi. - And here's your host. 307 00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:56,826 Ladies and gentlemen, how are you tonight? 308 00:14:56,918 --> 00:14:59,538 I suppose several of you are already on holiday, 309 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,576 so let's take a different approach... 310 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,377 Tania, can you do me a favor? 311 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,634 - [Dog barking] - [Siren passing] 312 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,129 Where are you going so dressed up? 313 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,289 - Why do you care? - Not gonna tell me, huh? 314 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,205 Do my makeup, and don't ask. 315 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:16,582 My god, those lips! Uhh. 316 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,037 That's what I've got, girl. 317 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,375 [Car horn honks] 318 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,459 [Overlapping chatter] 319 00:15:25,209 --> 00:15:27,499 Come on. That's too high. Lower the price. 320 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:28,834 I don't think so, honey. 321 00:15:28,918 --> 00:15:31,208 If you want this, you gotta pay for it. 322 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:42,627 Hey, who are you? 323 00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:49,129 [Car horn honks] 324 00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,792 Next time I see a fag accepting less than one k, 325 00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:53,996 I'll grab her by the hair, 326 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,333 and I'll beat the shit out of her. 327 00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,287 Get her against the car, and break her teeth. 328 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:58,785 Who the fuck is that? 329 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,036 No idea. 330 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,002 Hi. Cristina. 331 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,293 Oh, you know her? 332 00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,285 Ooh! Manola's gonna freak out. 333 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,625 Just a second. 334 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,504 What the hell, girl? 335 00:16:11,584 --> 00:16:13,884 You said I could visit you here if I ever needed you. 336 00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:16,079 True, you can visit, but not like this. 337 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,247 There are rules here. 338 00:16:18,334 --> 00:16:19,714 But, Cristina, they fired me. 339 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,132 They left me with no money. 340 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:22,539 What the fuck are you doing here? 341 00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,166 Do as I say. 342 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,500 - I'm talking to you. - Don't worry. 343 00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,384 What's her name? 344 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:29,209 Go on. Tell them your name. 345 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,542 Tell us. 346 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:36,669 My name is Tania. 347 00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,041 - Tania, she says. - Ooh. 348 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:39,375 - Tania. - Tania? 349 00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,539 You sure your name's Tania? 350 00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,626 You look more like Antonio. 351 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:46,249 Tania... 352 00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,674 Will be coming to sell sandwiches 353 00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,001 from tomorrow onwards. 354 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,293 This faggot came here to sell us sandwiches? 355 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,785 Aren't you ladies always saying that you're starving? 356 00:16:53,876 --> 00:16:56,536 Until Fran comes back, she'll be feeding us, okay? 357 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:59,786 Sounds great, love, 'cause we're all about to faint out here. 358 00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:01,666 Since Fran has gone, we don't eat properly. 359 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,421 I want mine stuffed with sausage. 360 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,330 But, please, not yours, though. 361 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,417 [Spits] 362 00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:12,331 - Sandwiches? - Yes. 363 00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:14,327 You need money, don't you? 364 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,787 - Yes. - Go to the supermarket. 365 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:19,416 You buy, uh, some snacks, soft drinks, and beers 366 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,040 and sell them to the chicks. 367 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,825 They're always starving and eat pretty much like men. 368 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,918 But it's not fair, Cristina. 369 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,460 I just want to be like you. 370 00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:29,082 I'm taking the hormones you told me to. 371 00:17:29,167 --> 00:17:30,747 Oh, hon, I'm no boss here. 372 00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:33,174 That one, manola, 373 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:34,880 she calls the shots. 374 00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:39,462 And the next time... 375 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,502 Try harder to pass. 376 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,670 Cristina: I said no! I look terrible! 377 00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,081 Don't do my makeup! 378 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,787 I just want you to look beautiful. 379 00:17:46,876 --> 00:17:47,826 Put that thing away. 380 00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:49,288 My makeup artist is mariló. 381 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,665 She does my makeup, only her. 382 00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:52,331 - How dare you? - I said no. Please leave. 383 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:53,747 - Don't touch me! - Let me finish! 384 00:17:53,834 --> 00:17:55,964 But, Cristina, Cristina, Cristina, what happened? 385 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,632 I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna... 386 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,039 - Cristina, what are you saying? - I can't, Valeria. 387 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,745 - My god, calm down. Wait. - I'm too nervous. 388 00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,924 - I'm too fat and swollen. - No, you're not! 389 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Listen to me. You look incredible, for real. 390 00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:09,383 Trust me, you look spectacular. 391 00:18:09,459 --> 00:18:10,499 You really mean it? 392 00:18:10,584 --> 00:18:12,924 Do I look pretty? 393 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,420 Pepe: ...Still has a very polemic life. 394 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,000 Beautiful. 395 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:20,673 Today we've got a big surprise for our audience. 396 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:24,001 We twisted her arm to convince her to come back, 397 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,543 and we managed to. 398 00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,209 Tonight... 399 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:32,002 The biggest star in Spain, 400 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,003 an icon, 401 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:37,793 the woman who's beauty has put a spell on Spain. 402 00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:38,826 Perfect. 403 00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,498 Look what a goddess. 404 00:18:40,584 --> 00:18:42,964 Give it up for Cristina la veneno! 405 00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:45,542 [Applause] 406 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,286 [Cheering] 407 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,042 - [Music playing] - [Muted cheering] 408 00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,421 [Echoing] Veneno. 409 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,500 [Normal] Veneno. 410 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,884 Don't just stand there. 411 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,039 We're waiting on you. 412 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,075 There's the polygraph. [Chuckles] 413 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,207 Give it up for la veneno! 414 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,252 - [Applause] - [Chuckles] 415 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:39,504 [Show music playing] 416 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,625 - And she looks beautiful tonight. - Looks to me 417 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:46,329 you took everything in your wardrobe, my dear. 418 00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,667 And she's ready. 419 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,001 Cristina la veneno. 420 00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:53,213 A toy destroyed by our Spanish television. 421 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,332 Pot, kettle. 422 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,707 I'm dynamite. How dare you? 423 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:57,792 Well, veneno, with any luck, 424 00:19:57,876 --> 00:19:59,876 I won't end up being a broken toy like you. 425 00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,249 No, no, let's hope you don't end up like that. 426 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:07,134 Okay, then, let's get started with our polygraph. 427 00:20:07,209 --> 00:20:09,459 Okay. Just focus, Cristina. 428 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,172 I am focused, unlike you. 429 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,040 - Oh, boy. - Excuse me? 430 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,955 [Audience laughs] 431 00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:16,172 Here we go. 432 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,420 Let's get started. 433 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,540 Question number one. 434 00:20:19,626 --> 00:20:21,576 Did you leave your hometown 435 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:25,787 because they were disrespectful and abused you there? 436 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,709 - Yes. - Good. 437 00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:34,922 Is it true you have always felt that you were a woman? 438 00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:37,669 Yes. 439 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:43,131 Did you start trading your body for money 440 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:48,789 because you are transgender and no one would hire you? 441 00:20:48,876 --> 00:20:50,126 [Coin clinks] 442 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,629 Cristina, Cristina, 443 00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:57,789 please, we need you to answer the question. 444 00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:59,576 Exactly. That's correct. 445 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,377 Hey, Fanny. 446 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:03,289 How's your night going? 447 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,915 Good until you came in with your ugly face. 448 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,960 - But, anyway... - Have a sandwich on me, honey. 449 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:09,922 Perhaps after taking a big shit, 450 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,290 you feel less constipated. 451 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,665 And you, hon, want one? 452 00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:14,751 They're not expensive. 453 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:15,964 Oh, kiddo, we don't eat. 454 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,582 We're supermodels. 455 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,037 I've seen you before eating dick like a monster. 456 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:22,075 Mortadella? Again? 457 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,167 Really? Are you stupid or what? 458 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,380 I already told you I don't eat this. 459 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:28,129 'Cause mortadella... 460 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,539 Is very cheap and makes me sick, 461 00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:32,326 - just like you. - Tania. 462 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:33,667 Tania. Tania. 463 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,961 I'm gonna kick your ass, motherfucker. 464 00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:36,502 Oh, my god. You look so beautiful tonight. 465 00:21:36,584 --> 00:21:38,044 Oh, right, you look so fine, honey. 466 00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:39,285 You look like Cindy Crawford tonight. 467 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,535 - So beautiful. - You like it? 468 00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:42,576 You're the bomb. Look at that dress. 469 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,747 She is like a version of Paloma San basilio 470 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:45,794 - before doing her nose. - Yeah. 471 00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,376 As she'd say, coffee for two. 472 00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:48,709 Won't you buy a sandwich? 473 00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,382 At this pace, I'm never gonna get tits. 474 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:52,539 It's bad timing. I can't work after eating. 475 00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,496 It's very cheap. Buy one, and bin it, then. 476 00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,084 - Come on. - I can't work if I'm full. 477 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:57,957 - Hold it. I've gotta pee. - Careful with the wolf. 478 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:00,082 - He might want to eat your muff. - I'm hungry, but I shouldn't. 479 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:01,747 And you might want to empty my basket, fatty! 480 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,924 I'll have a couple of snacks and two or three beers. 481 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,210 - I'm starving. - Help yourself! 482 00:22:05,292 --> 00:22:06,382 What's in them, anyway? 483 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,459 - [Urinating] - Hey, handsome. 484 00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:08,922 What can I do for you tonight? 485 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,130 Show me, baby. 486 00:22:11,751 --> 00:22:12,791 [Tires squeal] 487 00:22:12,876 --> 00:22:14,376 Stop right there, motherfucker! 488 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,539 Stop the car! 489 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,036 You piece of shit! 490 00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,325 I hope you fucking die! 491 00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:22,327 Stop the car! Stop right there! 492 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,997 - [Car horn honking] - Manola: Son of a bitch! 493 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,253 Give me my money! Stop the car, you jerk! 494 00:22:26,334 --> 00:22:28,584 Hey! Let's see if you've got balls to come out! 495 00:22:28,667 --> 00:22:31,377 - Get out, you piece of shit! - Come out now! 496 00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:33,079 - Motherfucker. - Let me go. 497 00:22:33,167 --> 00:22:35,457 You bastard, give her the money! 498 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,252 I'll kill you! Give her the money! 499 00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:38,884 My money, motherfucker! 500 00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,246 Manola: What are you doing? 501 00:22:45,334 --> 00:22:47,134 Let him go, you idiot! You're gonna kill him! 502 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,542 [Panting] 503 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,497 What are you doing strangling the clients, girl? 504 00:22:55,584 --> 00:22:57,674 They'll shut our business down. 505 00:23:00,918 --> 00:23:02,248 I'm sorry, manola. 506 00:23:05,334 --> 00:23:06,794 I don't know what got into me. 507 00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,246 Some of them might be criminals, 508 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:10,544 but it doesn't mean we have to be like them. 509 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,575 Are you on hormones? 510 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:16,207 Yeah, for a couple of months. 511 00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:18,582 And how's the snack business? 512 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,327 It's pretty bad, manola, 513 00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:22,627 not enough for what I want. 514 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:23,919 What do you want? 515 00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:33,252 To be like the rest of the hotties. 516 00:23:33,334 --> 00:23:35,634 To get totally stacked like you are. 517 00:23:41,417 --> 00:23:44,707 From now on, you can grab the newbies corner. 518 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:47,832 But listen. The roundabout is only for the prettiest. 519 00:23:47,918 --> 00:23:49,328 You hear me? You don't go there. 520 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,127 You for real, manola? 521 00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:52,209 Yes. 522 00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:54,502 - Seriously? - Yes. 523 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:56,794 Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not that easy. 524 00:23:56,876 --> 00:23:59,246 There are rules to comply with, okay? 525 00:23:59,334 --> 00:24:01,214 First rule, don't quit the hormones. 526 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:02,962 Men in drag don't belong here. 527 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:06,422 Second, you stick to the established rates, period. 528 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,500 We are all family here. 529 00:24:08,584 --> 00:24:10,294 And third, we never steal. 530 00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,575 Don't worry. I don't steal. 531 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,667 I really hope so. 532 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:13,961 And don't do drugs. 533 00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:15,332 That's just free advice, 534 00:24:15,417 --> 00:24:17,627 - not a rule, though. - Fine. 535 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:20,250 How big is your package? 536 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,424 Just a small pea, more or less. 537 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:24,750 Well, you gotta work a little bit more. 538 00:24:24,834 --> 00:24:26,544 You know what men are after. 539 00:24:26,626 --> 00:24:27,996 Whatever it takes, manola. 540 00:24:32,876 --> 00:24:34,996 Then welcome to the park of the west. 541 00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:39,634 Sorry, honey. That's what I charge. 542 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:41,129 - Take it, or leave it. - Aw, come on. 543 00:24:41,209 --> 00:24:42,579 But I promise I'm worth it. 544 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:43,997 Jaime cantizano: To the question... 545 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:49,043 Did you start trading your body for money 546 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:54,075 because you are transgender and no one would hire you.. 547 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:56,497 Client: No, no. I want the blondie! 548 00:24:56,584 --> 00:24:58,084 - Blondie? - Oh, her? 549 00:24:58,167 --> 00:24:59,957 Listen, that one's yours. 550 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,132 He wants the new girl. 551 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:04,419 ...la veneno's answer was yes. 552 00:25:05,751 --> 00:25:09,131 And the lie detector says that... 553 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,035 It's a lie! 554 00:25:14,125 --> 00:25:15,875 - Gotcha! - Your story's based on a lie. 555 00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:17,829 - Exactly. - Wait. Wh-what did you say? 556 00:25:17,918 --> 00:25:18,998 I didn't get it. 557 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,383 Cristina, you've been lying. 558 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:22,539 You lied, honey. You're nothing but a liar. 559 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,076 And that's because you liked it, Cristina. 560 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:25,457 - Of course. - I'm not lying. 561 00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:27,132 Way back then, you... You couldn't find a job 562 00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:28,419 if you were transgender. 563 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,130 Let's move on to the next question. 564 00:25:30,209 --> 00:25:33,669 And this one is a really shameful one for you, veneno. 565 00:25:33,751 --> 00:25:36,921 Is it true that you're broke? 566 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,920 Veneno's answer was a no. 567 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,710 And the lie detector says that... 568 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,082 Cristina... 569 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:46,327 It says you're lying. 570 00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,497 [Laughs] Oh, man, you're so funny. 571 00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:50,294 If I was lying and I'm broke, 572 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,415 then tell me, who bought this dress? 573 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:53,710 It sure wasn't my mother. 574 00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:55,462 Your mother should come to take this test, 575 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,712 - too, Cristina, right? - Okay, all good. 576 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,172 I'm sure she would be more honest. 577 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:01,500 Veneno, veneno, please focus. 578 00:26:01,584 --> 00:26:03,254 There's more to come. 579 00:26:03,334 --> 00:26:06,504 To the question, i-is it true 580 00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:10,134 that you actually tore a nipple... 581 00:26:10,209 --> 00:26:11,499 [Audience laughs] 582 00:26:11,584 --> 00:26:15,924 From one of your coworker's breasts 583 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,710 to earn her respect? 584 00:26:17,792 --> 00:26:20,172 - Now it's gonna say no. - Why would it say yes? 585 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,750 You're some kind of Spielberg, 586 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,834 and you think you can just make up a story? 587 00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:26,788 Veneno, your answer was yes. 588 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,666 The polygraph determines... 589 00:26:31,918 --> 00:26:33,788 One more lie. 590 00:26:33,876 --> 00:26:36,536 You 'bout you stick that lie detector up your ass? 591 00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:38,126 - You have quite an imagination. - The horror. 592 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,959 - This is a movie plot here. - We have Tarantino here. 593 00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:41,582 - I cannot believe my ears! - My god. 594 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:42,827 Nothing was ever true, then! 595 00:26:42,918 --> 00:26:44,498 You're lying through your teeth. 596 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:46,544 These kinds of topics are very difficult. 597 00:26:46,626 --> 00:26:47,706 Why did you come here to lie? 598 00:26:47,792 --> 00:26:49,832 [Chatter fading] 599 00:26:51,292 --> 00:26:52,292 Jaime: All right. 600 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,293 And now please don't go anywhere, 601 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:59,205 because we'll return after this commercial break. 602 00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:00,712 [Microphone clatters] 603 00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:02,502 Valeria: Cristina. 604 00:27:02,584 --> 00:27:04,924 Cristina, are you okay? 605 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,630 Please, Cristina. Cristina! 606 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,422 Open the door, okay? 607 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:12,542 [Panting] 608 00:27:12,626 --> 00:27:14,126 Cristina, are you all right? 609 00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:18,207 Jaime: Let me see that. 610 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,460 God. 611 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:23,750 Okay, got it. 612 00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:27,749 [Sighs] 613 00:27:28,876 --> 00:27:30,166 How could you do that to her? 614 00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,290 I'm sorry. What? 615 00:27:31,375 --> 00:27:32,785 How could you do that to Cristina? 616 00:27:32,876 --> 00:27:37,036 To Cristina? Cristina has a distinct ability to lie. 617 00:27:37,125 --> 00:27:38,415 She's done it her whole life. 618 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,880 That's nothing new. 619 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,959 No need for a polygraph to know that. 620 00:27:42,042 --> 00:27:43,962 Well, you must already know we're writing a book. 621 00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:45,922 Everything she said is true. 622 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,330 And who is the writer? I'm assuming that it's you. 623 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,787 Yes. 624 00:27:50,918 --> 00:27:52,078 We're writing it together. 625 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:54,417 Okay, listen, darling, this is a TV show. 626 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,330 Cristina is very funny when she gets angry, 627 00:27:57,417 --> 00:28:00,417 and that's all. It's nothing personal, darling. 628 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,630 You don't know her at all. 629 00:28:05,834 --> 00:28:07,834 Good luck with your book, sweetie. 630 00:28:08,959 --> 00:28:10,169 We're back from commercial 631 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,170 - in 5, 4... - [Audience applauding] 632 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,130 Jaime: Here we are again, ladies and gentlemen. 633 00:28:14,209 --> 00:28:15,789 On tonight's show... 634 00:28:15,876 --> 00:28:18,786 Hey! Ugly face, what's up? 635 00:28:18,876 --> 00:28:21,746 The kid here just gave me five grand. 636 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:23,004 You hear me? 637 00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:25,333 How much did you make tonight, asshole? 638 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:28,707 Don't you dare look at me! 639 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,382 I don't want to see your butt-ugly face. 640 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,289 - It's always a bad omen. - Fanny, leave her alone. 641 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,125 Fuck off. I'm not gonna leave her alone. 642 00:28:34,209 --> 00:28:35,289 - Fuck off! - Stop that now. 643 00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,285 Shut up. Come on. 644 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,495 Asshole! 645 00:28:37,584 --> 00:28:39,214 Doe rabbit? 646 00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:40,292 Doe rabbit. 647 00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,245 Girl! 648 00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:44,004 - Paca? - Good god! 649 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:45,293 What's up? 650 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,495 Paca, oh, my god. 651 00:28:47,584 --> 00:28:48,964 What are you doing here? 652 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:51,252 Well, since I come here just once in a blue moon, 653 00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:52,674 they've given me this sad spot, 654 00:28:52,751 --> 00:28:54,421 the spot where Saint Joseph 655 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,500 wouldn't even leave his... his handsaw. 656 00:28:56,584 --> 00:28:58,714 Yeah, I know. It's my spot, too. 657 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:01,832 Look at you. You finally jumped in, right? 658 00:29:01,918 --> 00:29:04,578 Well, yeah, but I'm a little bitter. 659 00:29:04,667 --> 00:29:07,127 What's with all the negativity? What's the matter? 660 00:29:07,209 --> 00:29:08,419 Paca, because the clients 661 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,830 that come to this area are the worst. 662 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:13,628 They all are ugly, alcoholic, and fat as fuck, 663 00:29:13,709 --> 00:29:15,129 and plus they pay peanuts. 664 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,789 I'll never get my new tits. 665 00:29:16,876 --> 00:29:17,956 Check out these bee stings. 666 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,582 Have you ever seen Fanny's? 667 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,207 These bee stings don't stand a chance! 668 00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,212 I want boobies, paca, just like yours. 669 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:24,712 Okay, I get it. Come on. 670 00:29:24,792 --> 00:29:27,712 Don't worry, girl. We all have to go through this 671 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,882 before we get to where she is, okay? 672 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,919 Do you really think that, one day, she woke up like that? 673 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,630 No, she didn't. But the one thing you can't do 674 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,329 is act like tutankhamen's mummy 675 00:29:36,417 --> 00:29:37,997 and let all these girls crush you. 676 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:40,043 Are you andalusian or not? 677 00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:42,165 Let it all out, honey. Come on! 678 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,500 You've got those bee stings. 679 00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:44,754 Well, you sell that, too. 680 00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:45,794 Hey, I'm marta Sánchez. 681 00:29:45,876 --> 00:29:46,826 Let me breast-feed you. 682 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,578 I am this. I am that. 683 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,327 Touch the client's Willy just for fun. Market yourself. 684 00:29:51,417 --> 00:29:53,287 I can't believe you're letting her win. 685 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,245 What, she better than you? Hell, no. 686 00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:58,584 She's nothing more than a lucky blonde chick, period. 687 00:30:06,667 --> 00:30:07,747 Oh, forgive me. 688 00:30:07,834 --> 00:30:09,794 I'm a very sinful nun. 689 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,666 Someone wash my sins away, I beg of you. 690 00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:14,331 Stuff me like a Turkey, honey. 691 00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:17,037 - The Nazis are here! - Run! 692 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,245 - The Nazis! - Run away! 693 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:22,672 Come on! Get over here, you faggot! 694 00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:25,584 - Get out of here! - Come here! 695 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,627 Paca! 696 00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:30,375 I'll cut your balls, fag! 697 00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,382 Ah, yeah. [Moans] 698 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,630 [Overlapping chatter] 699 00:30:43,834 --> 00:30:45,384 [Moaning] 700 00:30:47,709 --> 00:30:49,459 Make me like you. 701 00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:50,712 Dress me like a Princess. 702 00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:52,172 I will be your slave. 703 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:53,500 I want to be your slave. 704 00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,084 Come on. Tell me. 705 00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:57,377 I'll do anything. Humiliate me. 706 00:30:57,459 --> 00:30:59,209 I'm hotter than you, you slut. 707 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,792 [Car engine revs] 708 00:31:10,876 --> 00:31:11,826 Hey, beautiful! 709 00:31:11,918 --> 00:31:13,668 - Where you going? - Hello. 710 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:14,961 Madonna Santa! 711 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,252 Quanto sei Bella! 712 00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:18,254 Mamma Mia! Bellissima. 713 00:31:18,334 --> 00:31:19,424 Speak to me in English. 714 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,670 I'm Angelo from italia. 715 00:31:21,751 --> 00:31:23,171 I'm Tania from the street. 716 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,000 - The street? - Mm-hmm. 717 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,253 I've just fallen in love. 718 00:31:26,334 --> 00:31:28,674 [Chuckles] You in love, hon? 719 00:31:28,751 --> 00:31:30,501 With love or without it, it's 20k, babe. 720 00:31:30,584 --> 00:31:32,964 No, I want a date with you. 721 00:31:33,042 --> 00:31:34,292 Oh, you want a date? 722 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,875 I want a pony, love, but no money, no honey. 723 00:31:38,542 --> 00:31:40,542 Manola: Please, someone help me! 724 00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:43,166 [Crying] Please, somebody help me! 725 00:31:43,250 --> 00:31:44,380 Cristina! 726 00:31:44,459 --> 00:31:46,879 Cristina, please wake up. 727 00:31:46,959 --> 00:31:48,169 Cristina! 728 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,420 Come on! 729 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:50,670 Please help me! 730 00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:53,292 Stop a car. 731 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,205 - Cristina! - Cristina. 732 00:31:55,292 --> 00:31:56,542 - What's wrong? - Cristina. 733 00:31:56,626 --> 00:31:58,456 - Do something! - Let's go. Get her up. 734 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,212 What happened? What's going on? 735 00:32:00,292 --> 00:32:02,582 - Oh, wake up, Cristina! - Dear lord. 736 00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,127 - It's open. Get her in. - Please, sir. 737 00:32:04,209 --> 00:32:05,669 Thank you so much. 738 00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:08,581 - To the hospital. - To the hospital. 739 00:32:08,667 --> 00:32:09,787 To the emergency room! 740 00:32:09,876 --> 00:32:11,786 - Emergency room? - Cristina, come on! 741 00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:13,246 - Please. - Go with her, manola! 742 00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:15,792 What was that? 743 00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:19,172 Oh, my god. 744 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,540 I can't believe it. 745 00:32:20,626 --> 00:32:22,206 What happened? What's going on? 746 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,502 [Chatter fades] 747 00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:28,377 You have one new voice mail. 748 00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:30,209 Blanca: Valeria. 749 00:32:30,292 --> 00:32:31,922 I've seen the show. Are you okay? 750 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,880 Call me whenever you can. 751 00:32:33,959 --> 00:32:36,129 We have to reconsider a new approach for the book. 752 00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:37,169 [Click] 753 00:32:42,918 --> 00:32:43,878 Valeria. 754 00:32:46,417 --> 00:32:48,037 Thanks for that. 755 00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:50,169 No worries. 756 00:32:53,834 --> 00:32:54,794 Do you feel okay? 757 00:32:54,876 --> 00:32:57,536 Yes, I'm fine. [Sighs] 758 00:32:57,626 --> 00:33:00,706 That polygraph thing, lie... lie detector, my ass. 759 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:03,666 You know my story. 760 00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:04,881 I've told you all of it. 761 00:33:04,959 --> 00:33:06,419 I told you everything, about the prince. 762 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,790 Well, Cristina, about that prince... 763 00:33:08,876 --> 00:33:11,666 "about that prince" what? The prince was real. 764 00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:14,791 He was dropped off at my place by a limousine. 765 00:33:14,876 --> 00:33:18,166 He was dressed up as a builder, and I fucking fucked him. 766 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:19,630 He was one of my fans. 767 00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:22,379 A story that only you and Lydia lozano know! 768 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,629 Who's to believe, 769 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:25,879 that... that polyfuck or la veneno? 770 00:33:25,959 --> 00:33:28,129 Well, you, Cristina, of course. 771 00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:29,879 [Sighs] 772 00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,995 I mean, it's just the way you talk 773 00:33:33,083 --> 00:33:35,133 about your life sometimes... and what? 774 00:33:35,209 --> 00:33:37,079 [Sighs] 775 00:33:40,083 --> 00:33:41,583 When you ripped off 776 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,127 that prostitute's nipple, for example. 777 00:33:43,209 --> 00:33:45,329 I tore off her nipple with one chomp. 778 00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:47,077 Back then, things were really different, okay? 779 00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,577 You understand? 780 00:33:48,667 --> 00:33:51,127 And that night, the storm was raging so bad 781 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:53,419 that the whores were floating in the park. 782 00:33:56,584 --> 00:33:58,174 Do you want to write my book? 783 00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,880 Do you want to hear my story? 784 00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:04,422 Drive to chueca, and hurry up! 785 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,830 Take us to la mito. 786 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:08,378 You're about to see la veneno's Madrid, 787 00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:11,209 the Madrid when I was young. 788 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:13,292 [Overlapping chatter] 789 00:34:14,751 --> 00:34:16,381 [Baby crying] 790 00:34:16,459 --> 00:34:18,459 [Telephone ringing] 791 00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:35,672 Good morning, champion! 792 00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:37,501 I made you a stew. 793 00:34:37,584 --> 00:34:39,084 It's got beans, chickpeas, 794 00:34:39,167 --> 00:34:40,827 chicken, chicken bones, everything. 795 00:34:40,918 --> 00:34:43,078 You're gonna love it! It'll bring you back to life. 796 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:44,327 The food here isn't nutritious enough. 797 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:46,037 Look at you. You're white as a ghost. 798 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:48,535 You shouldn't have. I'm not hungry. 799 00:34:48,626 --> 00:34:50,916 You'll eat it because I said so and because I made it 800 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,750 - with all my heart and twat. - Tania. 801 00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:55,174 Everything's upside down at west park. 802 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:56,420 Manola's going crazy. 803 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,580 The Nazis still keep randomly coming by. 804 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:01,037 And we've got two new girls. They're making a total mess. 805 00:35:01,125 --> 00:35:02,455 - Tania. - And I so I said 806 00:35:02,542 --> 00:35:05,002 once you meet my Cristina, you will see... 807 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:06,383 - Tania. - Who's the boss. 808 00:35:08,459 --> 00:35:09,379 I'm not coming back. 809 00:35:09,459 --> 00:35:11,039 What are you talking about? 810 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:13,035 Are you planning on moving in to the hospital? 811 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:14,375 You'll have to leave at some point. 812 00:35:14,459 --> 00:35:16,459 I won't go back. 813 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,330 'Cause I have to go away. 814 00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,207 No. 815 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:24,582 You're not going anywhere. 816 00:35:24,667 --> 00:35:25,787 I'll be fine. 817 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,292 It's just for a while. 818 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,250 Where to? 819 00:35:32,334 --> 00:35:33,504 Greece. 820 00:35:33,584 --> 00:35:35,214 I'm going home. 821 00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:37,961 Where else would I go? 822 00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:44,792 Will you write to me? 823 00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,165 If I have time, yes. 824 00:35:51,042 --> 00:35:53,582 What will I do without you, Cristina? 825 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:59,502 I've got two presents for you. 826 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,423 The first one is... 827 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,210 [Sighs] 828 00:36:06,292 --> 00:36:09,382 To have my spot in west park. 829 00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,499 You'll make money there 830 00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:14,294 so you can afford a good surgeon. 831 00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,670 And the second... 832 00:36:19,209 --> 00:36:20,829 And the most important... 833 00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:22,919 It's my name. 834 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,832 That Tania name, 835 00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:28,038 it's not you. 836 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,785 Your name has to be... 837 00:36:31,042 --> 00:36:32,422 Cristina. 838 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,130 But how am I gonna use Cristina? 839 00:36:34,209 --> 00:36:35,749 That's your name. 840 00:36:35,834 --> 00:36:39,964 What's an onassis without a heiress? 841 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:49,252 You never told me how Cristina onassis died. 842 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:53,504 She bore a curse, sweetheart, 843 00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:56,424 the same we all have to bear as an onassis. 844 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:17,419 Fanny: What's up, ugly face? 845 00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:21,882 What the hell you doing there? 846 00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:24,039 That's onassis' spot. 847 00:37:24,125 --> 00:37:25,625 Fuck off, or I will beat your ass 848 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,249 and leave you fucking crippled. 849 00:37:28,876 --> 00:37:30,916 Are you deaf or what, idiot?! 850 00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:37,786 Listen, you fucker. 851 00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:40,626 You're scratching the balls of a tiger. You get that? 852 00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:43,209 You're uglier than a pile of shit, 853 00:37:43,292 --> 00:37:44,962 and you're as stiff as a cheap dildo. 854 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:46,502 Someday the tables might turn, 855 00:37:46,584 --> 00:37:49,174 and I'll be the one who is beating your ugly ass. 856 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,500 [Teeth clack] 857 00:37:52,042 --> 00:37:53,672 As of right now, 858 00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:56,131 you're all gonna call me Cristina, 859 00:37:56,209 --> 00:37:58,289 and this spot is where I'm standing. 860 00:37:58,375 --> 00:37:59,455 Are you listening, bitches? 861 00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,542 Hey, hey, come on. Easy, everyone. 862 00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:03,786 - Bitch, please. - Shh! 863 00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:04,826 [Chatter quiets] 864 00:38:06,834 --> 00:38:11,134 Ladies, have some respect 865 00:38:11,209 --> 00:38:15,209 for our friend Cristina and her new official spot. 866 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,287 Listen to me, you piece of shit. 867 00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:26,995 For you to level up to the height of my ass, 868 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,383 it would have to be the day hell freezes over 869 00:38:29,459 --> 00:38:31,379 and pigs start to fucking fly. 870 00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:33,999 Get out of my sight, 871 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,293 or I will slice those little queer tits of yours off 872 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:39,165 and stick them up your ass. 873 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,330 You heard me? 874 00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:42,167 Fuck off! 875 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,630 What did I say?! 876 00:38:43,709 --> 00:38:46,419 Go. Don't get yourself into more trouble, girl. 877 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,750 [Overlapping chatter] 878 00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,499 [Scoffs] 879 00:38:57,584 --> 00:38:58,674 Pour me another. 880 00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:00,251 Cristina, that's enough. 881 00:39:00,334 --> 00:39:01,544 Quiet. 882 00:39:01,626 --> 00:39:03,126 - One more? - That's right. 883 00:39:03,209 --> 00:39:04,789 - That's the spirit, right? - Fun-time girl. 884 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,876 - You got me. - Another drink for the lady. 885 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:09,502 Little cough syrup for you. 886 00:39:09,584 --> 00:39:11,174 - Here you go, kiddo. - Great. 887 00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:17,210 Next. 888 00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:19,132 Hey, you got it, love. 889 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,000 - That's eight bucks, you know. - No way. 890 00:39:22,083 --> 00:39:24,133 I've never paid a cent for a drink here. 891 00:39:24,209 --> 00:39:25,789 Things don't work that way anymore. 892 00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:27,036 Want me to blow you? 893 00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,075 I'm kidding. 894 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:29,707 Open a tab. Keep it open. 895 00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:31,792 Come on. Fuck that guy. 896 00:39:34,626 --> 00:39:36,916 Having fun tonight, guys? 897 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,920 You're a hottie, aren't you? 898 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,500 Hey, get your hands off him, lady. 899 00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:41,794 I'm la veneno! 900 00:39:41,876 --> 00:39:43,246 - I don't care who you are. - Cristina, 901 00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:45,384 - let's get out of here. - Stop it. 902 00:39:45,459 --> 00:39:48,039 That motherfucker still isn't here. 903 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:49,415 Who? 904 00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,380 It was the perfect storm. 905 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:54,459 When I had money, it rained sugar every night. 906 00:39:54,542 --> 00:39:55,832 Cristina, I don't understand. 907 00:39:55,918 --> 00:39:57,128 I don't know who you're talking about. 908 00:39:57,209 --> 00:39:58,459 Then leave! 909 00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,832 Cristina Ortiz? 910 00:39:59,918 --> 00:40:01,038 - [Thunder crashes] - Yes, sir. 911 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,575 The surgeon's waiting for you. 912 00:40:07,959 --> 00:40:10,169 Don't worry. It'll be fine. 913 00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,330 [Moans] 914 00:40:13,459 --> 00:40:14,879 - Let's go. - And, you, 915 00:40:14,959 --> 00:40:17,039 take good care of her. Make her the new Raquel Welch. 916 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:19,665 Man: Sure. There we go. 917 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,671 [Thunder crashing] 918 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,290 - You the surgeon? - Ah, no. 919 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:26,415 I'm a nurse. Dr. Sala is the surgeon. 920 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,460 I want to have big, huge boobs like two Soviet missiles, 921 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:30,882 boom, boom. 922 00:40:30,959 --> 00:40:33,039 Several thunderstorms are raging 923 00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:35,375 through regions all across the entire country, 924 00:40:35,459 --> 00:40:37,709 the worst of which are located in central Spain, 925 00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:39,582 - where rain is pouring down... - [Doorbell rings] 926 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:42,957 Creating incredible flooding everywhere throughout Madrid. 927 00:40:43,042 --> 00:40:44,212 Maricarmen: Are you paca? 928 00:40:44,292 --> 00:40:45,832 - Yes. Come in. - [Door closes] 929 00:40:47,959 --> 00:40:49,499 Honey. 930 00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:50,544 Honey. 931 00:40:50,626 --> 00:40:51,876 [Moans] 932 00:40:51,959 --> 00:40:53,419 How are you feeling? 933 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:55,040 I'm fine, paca. 934 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,245 Your sister came to visit you. 935 00:40:57,334 --> 00:40:59,174 You want me to let her come in? 936 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:00,210 [Sighs] 937 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:01,792 [Moans] 938 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,376 Paca: Come in, maricarmen. 939 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,670 [Thunder rumbling] 940 00:41:08,751 --> 00:41:10,331 Joselito. 941 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:14,212 Maricarmen, what are you doing here? 942 00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:15,462 I've come to visit you. 943 00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:17,544 [Sighs] 944 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,500 [Sighs] 945 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,210 What do you think? 946 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,170 Well... 947 00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:40,964 Very handsome. 948 00:41:44,459 --> 00:41:47,169 Oh, my, but you look just like mama. 949 00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:49,210 [Thunder crashing] 950 00:42:01,626 --> 00:42:04,416 That's my biggest fear, maricarmen. 951 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,460 What is? 952 00:42:05,542 --> 00:42:08,082 [Music playing] 953 00:42:08,167 --> 00:42:09,917 To be like mama. 954 00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:21,924 ♪ Dame veneno que quiero morir ♪ 955 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,830 ♪ dame veneno ♪ 956 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,168 ♪ que antes prefiero la muerte que vivir contigo ♪ 957 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:32,000 ♪ dame veneno ♪ 958 00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,415 ♪ ay, para morir ♪ 959 00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:35,790 [Song continues] 960 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:41,750 ♪ Dame veneno que quiero morir ♪ 961 00:42:41,834 --> 00:42:46,044 ♪ dame veneno ♪ 962 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,665 ♪ que antes prefiero la muerte que vivir contigo ♪ 963 00:42:48,751 --> 00:42:51,631 ♪ dame veneno ♪ 964 00:42:51,709 --> 00:42:53,209 [Wind blowing] 965 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:55,922 ♪ Ay, para morir ♪ 966 00:42:58,918 --> 00:43:02,128 ♪ ay, que adelantas con tener ♪ 967 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,627 ♪ ay, Los ojos como las moras ♪ 968 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,501 ♪ si cuando sales a la calle ♪ 969 00:43:09,584 --> 00:43:13,174 ♪ que de cualquiera te enamoras ♪ 970 00:43:14,751 --> 00:43:16,671 ♪ que Mira si eres presumi'a... ♪ 971 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,171 - [Yelps] - Stay down! 972 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:19,960 - And now what? - [Groans] 973 00:43:20,042 --> 00:43:21,832 What do you say now, motherfucker?! Huh? 974 00:43:21,918 --> 00:43:24,708 Fanny: What do you think? A boob job doesn't change shit! 975 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,172 You're still an ugly bitch! 976 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:29,750 ♪ Te lo pones to Los días ♪ 977 00:43:29,834 --> 00:43:32,174 ♪ dame veneno que quiero morir ♪ 978 00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,960 - ♪ dame veneno... ♪ - Cristina. 979 00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:36,132 - You! Who the fuck is she? - Cristina! 980 00:43:36,209 --> 00:43:37,579 - Who is this bitch, huh? - Cristina, stop! 981 00:43:37,667 --> 00:43:40,957 - [Both grunting] - ♪ dame veneno... ♪ 982 00:43:41,042 --> 00:43:43,042 Knock her out! Kill her! 983 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,745 Who's on top now? 984 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:47,714 - Who?! Say it! - Say it, bitch! 985 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:51,382 Maricarmen: We come from a dark place, joselito, 986 00:43:51,459 --> 00:43:55,289 but we cannot run away from who we are. 987 00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,325 It's our heritage. 988 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,420 And we have no other choice 989 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:04,500 but to use our agony, either to hurt others... 990 00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:09,004 [Screams] 991 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,333 Fucker! 992 00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:11,957 What are you doing with that slut? 993 00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,292 - You're totally insane! - Out! 994 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:14,745 - You have to go! - I'll cut you! 995 00:44:14,834 --> 00:44:16,294 Hey, stop it! I'm begging you! 996 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,825 - Angelo, you get out, too! - Come back here! 997 00:44:17,918 --> 00:44:20,248 ...or use it to defend what's ours. 998 00:44:20,334 --> 00:44:22,754 - The Nazis are coming! - Nazis are here! 999 00:44:23,918 --> 00:44:26,248 I'm gonna kill you, you fucker! 1000 00:44:26,334 --> 00:44:27,674 [Overlapping yells] 1001 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,421 Motherfuckers, come on! 1002 00:44:33,083 --> 00:44:34,753 Oh, this girl is just like venom! 1003 00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:35,964 Bring the guns! 1004 00:44:36,042 --> 00:44:37,632 [Screams] 1005 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:38,709 [Yells] 1006 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:41,252 No one's gonna hurt us anymore! 1007 00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:43,794 Wait for me, you asshole! 1008 00:44:43,876 --> 00:44:46,496 Get out of here, motherfuckers! 1009 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:48,134 - Fuck off! - Fuck off! 1010 00:44:48,209 --> 00:44:49,459 Fuck off! 1011 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:51,882 [Thunder crashing] 1012 00:44:51,959 --> 00:44:53,829 From this day forward, 1013 00:44:53,918 --> 00:44:58,288 all of you are are gonna call me Cristina! 1014 00:44:58,375 --> 00:44:59,785 Valeria: Cristina. 1015 00:44:59,876 --> 00:45:01,076 Cristina, where are we? 1016 00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:03,457 Isn't it obvious? This is west park. 1017 00:45:03,542 --> 00:45:04,752 That motherfucker's always here. 1018 00:45:04,834 --> 00:45:05,794 Let's go home. 1019 00:45:05,876 --> 00:45:09,246 [Overlapping chatter] 1020 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:19,455 Hey, you! You filthy bitch! 1021 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:20,502 Cristina, come on! 1022 00:45:20,584 --> 00:45:22,134 What are you doing with Angelo? 1023 00:45:22,209 --> 00:45:23,999 - Veneno, you shouldn't be here! - It's my house! 1024 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,673 No, this is no longer your home. Leave! 1025 00:45:25,751 --> 00:45:27,041 - Quiet! I'll cut you! - Cristina, no! 1026 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:28,745 - Shut up! - [Yelps] 1027 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,127 Angelo: You are done, Cristina. 1028 00:45:33,209 --> 00:45:35,129 You are ruined. 1029 00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,044 This poor little girl 1030 00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:40,745 will get destroyed by you. 1031 00:45:40,834 --> 00:45:44,174 Because everything you touch is destroyed. 1032 00:45:47,417 --> 00:45:48,457 Don't get near her. 1033 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:52,002 She's a liar and crazy. 1034 00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:55,293 Get away before it is too late. 1035 00:45:56,417 --> 00:45:57,667 Cristina, let's go home. 1036 00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:58,791 - I'm begging you. - Leave me alone! 1037 00:45:58,876 --> 00:46:00,536 - Just go! - Come with me, Cristina... 1038 00:46:00,626 --> 00:46:01,706 - Go away! - Please. 1039 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,382 Listen to them, and get out of here! 1040 00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:04,999 - Leave! - But, Cristina. 1041 00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,833 Leave, and don't come back! I don't care! 1042 00:46:06,918 --> 00:46:07,878 Get out! 1043 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:10,133 Are you for real? 1044 00:46:10,209 --> 00:46:11,209 - Let go of me. - Cristina! 1045 00:46:11,292 --> 00:46:12,252 Now go! 1046 00:46:22,709 --> 00:46:24,749 [Sobbing] 1047 00:46:27,709 --> 00:46:29,249 I pity you, Cristina. 1048 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,334 [Crying continues] 1049 00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:04,419 [Instrumental playing] 68692

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