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You two are hungry.
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- It's a big day.
- We're gonna kill God.
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- Come again?
- Christian god is real.
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He's been asleep
for thousands of years,
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We're gonna sneak up there
and kill 'em.
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- Mob style.
- Just whack his ass.
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- Can I kill God?
- Fuck off, Summer.
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- As if.
- Beth, do you hear this?
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Sweetie,
don't get all worked up
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before
your job interview.
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- Job interview?
- Yes.
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Is that
so hard to believe?
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Actually, yeah.
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Something's off.
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No!
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Shit!
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Hunt me!
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Hunt me! Hunt me!
Somebody hunt me!
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- Don't hunt him to completion!
- Hunt me!
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Oh, shit. Um...
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Everyone start packing.
N-No time to explain.
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- Rick?
- Dad, what's wrong?
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Someone just killed
a decoy family.
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I'm Mr. Always
Wants To Be Hunted!
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Yes, and how interesting
did you think that would stay?!
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CREDITS
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You made
clones of us?
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Decoys, Morty.
Very different.
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- Very different, sweetie.
- Different h-h-- Ow!
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Yeah, Dad.
Different h-how?
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Lotta people out there
want a piece of this, sweetie.
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I'm cool,
and it makes them feel bad.
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So, y'know, after that trouble
with Space Beth,
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I made passable copies
of the family
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and placed them
around the country
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as a buffer zone
to protect --
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- But why does he always want to be hunted?
- Jerry...
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- That's not important right now, Dad.
- Sure, guys.
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Rick can make secret decoys
of the family
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and place them
all around the country,
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but fuck me
if I have questions
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about the Starfish Man
in a target suit.
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So thankful
this is my Saturday.
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Why was he in
that cryo-pod?!
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The cryo-pod is
what confuses you?
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Jerry, can't you see
we've moved on to higher stakes?
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Well,
I don't see any stakes at all.
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Ah, shit!
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Guess we'll just
be saying ciao bella
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- to our deposit, then
- Shut up and pack, Jerry.
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- Squids just killed a decoy family.
- Decoy family?
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Is this is why you wanted
to get out of town?
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You think I'd lie to you
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about why we're on vacation,
Morty?
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I wouldn't lie to you.
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Well, that's a lie.
Huh...
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So, someone out there
is trying to kill us?
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Someone's alwaystrying
to kill us --
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That's what the decoys
are for.
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They go on fun, self-contained
terrestrial adventures and...
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take bullets
meant for us.
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Shit.
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No!
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Oh, shit.
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Decoy family.
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I think
Dad was still outside.
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Wh-Wh-What's
a decoy family?
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Hard concept, Morty.
Hard concept.
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I've never really cracked it,
if I'm being honest.
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Decided it was maybe better
as a kind of kinetic mislead
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- for another special episode!
- Oh, cool.
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We now return to "When Wolf."
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Whoa.
A time-traveling wolf?
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- Count me in.
- Yeah, I never thought of the where in werewolf
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like who, what,
when and where.
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C-Clever wordplay!
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- When Wolf.
- Dracula.
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You know
why I'm here.
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I'm safe here, Ian.
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Christianity hasn't
been invented yet --
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Crosses are just
baby T's to me now.
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I got out.
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Please,
don't invite me back in.
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- Huh, kinda mucked it up with this Dracula stuff.
- You're right.
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It shows a lack of faith
in their core concept,
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I'd much rather watch
When Wolf go to the '20s
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and invest in
the stock market --
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- but then eat people.
- Yeah.
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Look,
if you really want to know
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what happened to Beth's mom,
it -- Whup.
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Squid aliens just
killed a decoy family.
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Decoy family?
You made more clones?
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Clones are like 32%
of all sci-fi, sweetie.
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You don't get to own clones.
Yes, I made some decoys.
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They're exactly like us,
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with a few tweaks
and a backdoor shutdown.
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Do you just get hard creating
sentient life?
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- Actually, I get hard protecting my family.
- Ew.
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- Gross.
- Yeah, now everyone gets killer doppelgangers.
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- Cool deal.
- The decoys are harmless, Beth.
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Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know
they're decoys?
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They wouldn't be very good
decoys if they did, Sum Sum.
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- So they think they're us?
- That's the deal.
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How do you know
we're not decoys?
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Oh, my God.
We're decoys.
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Oh, God.
We might not be real.
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W-We might be decoys!
M-Morty, quick!
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- Wh-Wh-What do I do?
- My failsafe, Morty.
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M-M-My final,
secret failsafe.
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I-It proves I'm real.
You have to help me.
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I-I-I'd never
joke about this.
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There's a barcode,
Morty.
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A-A barcode on the
interior of my left ass cheek.
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- What?
- Morty, please, I'm begging you.
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I'm not looking
at your ass.
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Please, Morty!
Is it there?
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God damn it!
Just tell me if I'm real!
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Morty, do it!
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Gross!
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Dad!
Summer, you fucking idiot.
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- We're not decoys.
- Wh-Why did I get punished?!
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A, decoys don't build decoys,
and, B, you think
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the mere suggestion I'm fake
would break me?
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- Christ, I'm not your mom.
- Fuck off.
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Jeez, these guys really
wanna kill me bad.
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Alright.
Here's the plan.
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We're gonna hide out
with a decoy family,
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and when these squids show up,
we jump their asses.
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Jerry! Come on!
Family emergency.
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A bigger emergency than
my lemon squares not setting?
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They're gluten free,
sugar free,
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and lemon free.
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0-8-5.
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Kind of expected
a funnier password.
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I didn't plan
on showing them off.
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- Damn. Like "Westworld."
- Yes, Morty, like "Westworld."
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- But don't fuck them. S-Summer!
- Whatever, creep.
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I'm gonna see how accurate
you got my room.
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Rick, when you say you made
an exact replica of the house,
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d-did you mean like, y'know,
a-a-an exact replica?
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I know about
the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty.
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- Shit.
- You know you can use tissues, right?
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I can't finish
without it.
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So you doknow what
a happy family looks like.
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I know what
a fake one looks like.
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- Uh, Rick?
- What?
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Did you use this house
to make decoys, too?
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What? Morty, why the fuck
would I do that?
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You think I'd go
somewhere else to --
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Okay. Well, I am now
less worried about the squids.
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Isolate head
at normal processing.
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What the fuck you think
you're doing down there?
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- You're making decoys?
- Wait, how do you --
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Oh, God.
Summer was right.
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Everyone
in the car.
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You said decoys
didn't make decoys.
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And, usually,
they don't.
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But again,
it's nothing to worry about,
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because decoys
are harmless.
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Just have to, y'know,
visit the rest
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- and terminate the program.
- Terminate? They're alive, Dad.
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And at some point,
they won't be,
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That's how
existing works.
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W-W-What, are you gonna
save every stray cat?
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No, but I can resist
making more of them in a lab.
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Gah, look!
Save the empathy.
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It's more termite infestation
than "Blade Runner" --
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I still think
we're decoys.
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You just want an excuse
to stop trying.
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Yeah. And?
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Oooh.
There's a handsome fellow.
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Uh-oh.
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I thought
you made them harmless.
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I don't remember
making this one.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
Family, me?
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Hey, when did
you all leave?
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Analysis Mode.
8-0-0-8-5.
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Hmm?
N-Nothing, buddy.
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You-you gotta stop
with all that coffee.
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It's making you loopy.
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H-Happy Analysis Mode.
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Happy Analysis Mode to you,
too!
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0 --
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Shit!
You think I'm a decoy?
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How do you know
about the decoys!
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They were my idea!
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Well, now I know
you're pranking me.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-equal-sign
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equal-sign-capital "D."
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Hide.
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- What?!
- Hide!
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Wow. Like --
Like "Ex Machina."
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Yes, Morty,
like "Ex Machina."
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- But don't fuck them. Summer!
- Whatever, weirdo.
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I'm gonna see
how wrong you got my room.
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So you do know what
a loving family looks like.
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A simulated one, yes.
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- Why are we hiding?
- He thinks he's me,
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and I was about to
start terminating decoys.
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- But we're not decoys.
- Sure, tell him that.
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Rick?
Did you make decoys here, too?
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Morty, what reason
could I have for --
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What the...
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Isolate head
at normal processing!
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You dumb asshole,
you made decoys?
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Again,
they were my idea.
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Wait, w-what happened
to the other guy?
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Other guy?
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Wait, that means I'm a decoy.
Fuckin' Summer.
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Check the closets.
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- They've gone rogue!
- Killer decoys!
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Take out the decoys!
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Shit. Somebody put
a gun in my teeth!
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Stop shooting, Dad.
They're us,
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We don't have
to fight them!
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Classic prisoners dilemma,
Beth.
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I-I'm a cool guy, I --
Y'know? I can talk it out.
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- But that asshole...
- Me?
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You decoy piece of shit.
You're the one who shot first!
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We can work this out!
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Just stop trying
to kill each other!
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Sorry, Decoy Beth,
but this only ends one way --
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with one of us accepting
we're a decoy.
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And once he knows
he's a decoy,
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he'll know he won't be safe
until he's killed the real Rick,
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along with anyone
who thinks he's him.
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Pretty perceptive,
for a decoy.
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This is getting
nowhere.
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Let's charge their asses
on three.
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- Do we have to do this?
- Morty, this is gonna sound bad,
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but would you trust me
not to kill you?
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- Oof.
- I mean good point but Jesus Christ.
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We rush 'em on three.
Ready?
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- I don't wanna kill us, Rick.
- It's them or us, Morty.
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I don't trust me.
Do you trust you?
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- Yes?
- Freak.
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Before you
say anything,
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they were already
killing each other.
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- Well, you could've done something.
- Not sure, actually.
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I've heard stories
about this.
243
00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:31,500
We're looking
at a possible Asimov Cascade.
244
00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:33,150
- Sorry, what's happening?
- I need an explainer, too.
245
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,370
Yeah I-I'm pretty
behind on this one.
246
00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,640
Car,
can I get a whiteboard?
247
00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,330
When Squids
started killing decoys,
248
00:08:38,380 --> 00:08:39,900
decoys started
checking their decoys
249
00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:41,510
and learning that
they're making decoys.
250
00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:43,560
That's making them seek out
and run into other decoys,
251
00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,340
making them realize
they're decoys,
252
00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:47,910
making them start
to kill other decoys.
253
00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:49,340
- Say "decoy" again.
- Fuck you.
254
00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:50,560
Well,
how do we stop it?
255
00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:52,040
Beth, the loop's
already started,
256
00:08:52,090 --> 00:08:54,650
It's basically
"Highlander" rules now.
257
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,870
Really?
1986?
258
00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,090
"There can be only one?"
259
00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:58,400
Shit.
We gotta rent it after this,
260
00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,660
Connery plays
"The Spaniard,"
261
00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,530
but does nothing
about his accent.
262
00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:03,010
Well, what about the squids?
I mean, they started this.
263
00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:04,010
Would killing them
finish it?
264
00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,360
Might work.
Alt pitch.
265
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,880
We just terminate
the rest of the decoys.
266
00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:09,450
Nobody's terminating anything.
This is your mess.
267
00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,670
Nobody else with our face
and memories has to die.
268
00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,280
Beth, as much as your passion
warms my cold, cold heart,
269
00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:15,760
this thing feels
pretty far gone.
270
00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:17,680
Not only are the decoys liable
to be anywhere,
271
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,460
but also, we don't know
how many there are.
272
00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,030
You get far enough
down the decoy line
273
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,200
and shit starts
to get weird.
274
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,860
You ever make
a copy of a copy?
275
00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,290
You're helping us fix this.
We're taking out the squids.
276
00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:28,950
I say we split up.
Some of us take down squids
277
00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,210
- while the rest of us --
- Engage in B-stories
278
00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,560
we'll have to track
simultaneously?
279
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,870
No thank yeeew!
280
00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:34,390
We stick together
till this is all wrapped up.
281
00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:35,910
I dunno --
The squids seem pretty good
282
00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:36,960
at taking out
Smith families.
283
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,220
Well,
this'll sound weird,
284
00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:40,480
but I think
I have a pitch for that.
285
00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,620
This costume
smells like ass!
286
00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:46,310
- God, there's no pleasing you.
- It's really bad, Rick.
287
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,230
Did you let a gym coach
break it in?
288
00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:49,490
Why are
we wearing these?
289
00:09:49,540 --> 00:09:51,280
Because we'll fit in
and avoid detection
290
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,630
as we take out
all the squids.
291
00:09:52,670 --> 00:09:54,110
Might also help us
anonymously
292
00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,720
take out excess decoys,
if we have to.
293
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,410
- Which we won't.
- Unless we're decoys.
294
00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,410
He's starting to wonder.
I knew it.
295
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:01,500
I knew we didn't seem
like Colorado people.
296
00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:03,160
Oh, my God!
You are, aren't you?
297
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,640
You're worried
you might be fake!
298
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,070
Sure, Beth.
Try to love this more.
299
00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,510
Just glad you have
to walk a mile
300
00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:09,730
- in someone else's squid costume.
- There's one.
301
00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:11,600
H-Hey what are they mad
at you for, anyway?
302
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,470
Well, we're talking about me.
It could be anything.
303
00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:15,260
Maybe jealous
of my penis size.
304
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,090
I had sex with their queen.
My dick's too big.
305
00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,740
The list goes
on and on.
306
00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:26,960
Alright.
Hey, one down!
307
00:10:27,010 --> 00:10:29,180
Probably, what,
40 more to go? 45?
308
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,970
Should be pretty easy,
unless killing them
309
00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,190
brings in a bigger bad
310
00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:33,450
or some kind
of horrible mothership.
311
00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,750
Okay,
let's loot their shit,
312
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,630
find their weaknesses,
be done by sundown.
313
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,240
- Huh.
- Wait.
314
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,280
But if the squids are decoys,
and we dressed as squids...
315
00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:43,630
Well, I think
I found their weakness.
316
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,810
They don't fucking
listen to me.
317
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,640
Honestly,
probably for the best.
318
00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,170
Man, I'm good.
319
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:08,960
Dad!
320
00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:15,310
_
321
00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,670
- Argh!
- Hey!
322
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:21,800
Ugh!
323
00:11:29,850 --> 00:11:32,200
Ugh!
324
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,210
Oh, shit.
One of mine.
325
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,690
- Where are we going?
- Off grid, Morty.
326
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,430
We're gonna live in the woods,
like Libertarians.
327
00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:41,040
We'll hunt rabbits
and trade with, like,
328
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,520
little pieces of gold bar
that we cut off with a knife.
329
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,090
- That licks.
- We might be decoys, Summer.
330
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:47,520
- Everything about this licks.
- Oh, maybe now you'll empathize
331
00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,920
with the decoys
you're killing.
332
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,700
Wait, shh.
It's too quiet.
333
00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,700
- You skipped quiet.
- I didn't skip shit.
334
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,100
It's obviously quiet
if it's too quiet.
335
00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,580
Yeah,
but you're supposed to say --
336
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,840
You know what, Summer,
now it's not quiet enough.
337
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,110
Where are we? W-W-Where --
Where's Rick?
338
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,850
He's right here, Morty.
339
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,600
Oh, are we not happy
to see grandpa?
340
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,080
Does he look...
different?
341
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,250
- Oh, God!
- Oh, it stinks!
342
00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:22,600
Yes.
Recoil at the craftsmanship.
343
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,210
I could tell I was a fake
from the day I was born.
344
00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:26,610
Unlike you.
345
00:12:26,650 --> 00:12:27,950
Unlike them.
346
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,220
Aaah!
347
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:30,740
You see, Ricks --
they get lazy.
348
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:33,050
There's always a "shitty decoy"
towards the end.
349
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:36,880
But those decoys made decoys,
too, and got lazy themselves.
350
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,270
And far enough down the line...
there be monsters.
351
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,580
Ugh, we get it.
You're ugly and mad about it.
352
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,060
Rick!
353
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:46,150
- Grandpa!
- Kill me.
354
00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:48,240
If I ever get this arch.
355
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,760
Hush little decoy.
356
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,980
Can't kill you yet.
The skin needs to be fresh.
357
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:54,890
You know what?
You're a monster.
358
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,110
I'm your father.
359
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,590
At least,
I can look more like him,
360
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,420
once I harvest
all this yummy skin.
361
00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,070
This guy's
really into skin.
362
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,510
It's not all for me.
363
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,600
A Rick provides
for his family.
364
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,820
Will I be beautiful again,
Daddy?
365
00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,820
Soon, baby.
Beautiful again soon.
366
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,260
What the...
367
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,780
Help the others!
368
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:14,910
Aaaaah!
369
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,450
Why are you
helping us?
370
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,100
Because we're all
in this together.
371
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,280
Come on!
There's a place we can go!
372
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,470
Hey, who needs
all this war stuff?
373
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:46,860
I found a can
of varnish.
374
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,990
This is a ticket to the world
beyond the river.
375
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,300
Who wants that?
376
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:53,300
I crave glorious death
in decoy battle.
377
00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,300
Y'know, depending
on the varnish,
378
00:13:55,350 --> 00:13:56,480
might look
like blackface.
379
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,480
Excuse me
for wanting to live.
380
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:02,140
Brothers and Sisters,
welcome to the cause.
381
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,480
To our cause.
382
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,880
We are no longer
Ricks and Mortys,
383
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,360
Beths and Jerrys,
384
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,750
or also Summers.
385
00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:10,970
- Whatever.
- We are decoys.
386
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,840
Brought into the world
by an unloving god
387
00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:16,150
and driven to destroy ourselves
388
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,980
by the uncertainty he creates!
389
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:20,680
- I don't know about that.
- That's extreme.
390
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:24,030
But that violence ends today.
391
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,860
- What about the squids?
- The squids are decoys.
392
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:27,550
The squids are decoys
who realized they're decoys
393
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,250
and wanted to kill
the other decoys.
394
00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,510
Yeah,
i-it is a lot.
395
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,690
We cannot let confusion
divide us.
396
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,130
Squids!
397
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,520
Squids, of course, being
shorthand for Killer Decoys.
398
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:42,000
Inner sanctum,
the escape tunnel!
399
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:50,270
- Dad! - Jerry!
- Jerry, let us in, you fucker!
400
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,100
I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for this.
401
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,530
I just wanna live!
402
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,230
But there's only
so much varnish.
403
00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,190
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
404
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,720
How long before
the other decoys find us?
405
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,900
Sooner or later.
Can't really run from it.
406
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,730
Any place we'd think to hide
is a place they'd think to look.
407
00:15:10,770 --> 00:15:12,950
It's rule 34
of an Asimov Cascade.
408
00:15:12,990 --> 00:15:14,560
I'm just glad
we're living to the fullest
409
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,040
with the time
we have left.
410
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,730
Well, peeing in the ocean
was my bucket list item.
411
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,820
- Who's next?
- Jerry? Bucket list?
412
00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:24,910
I'd like to attend a game
at every major league ballpark.
413
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,050
Nope. Morty?
414
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:27,220
I wanna ask a girl out
415
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,660
at my weird
New Mexico School.
416
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:30,090
Shit.
Sorry, buddy.
417
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,050
Sounds like it would've
been real heartwarming.
418
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,930
They looked happy.
Did we have to kill them?
419
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:41,320
Well, maybe their Rick came
to grips with his bullshit.
420
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,670
You're so mean today!
421
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,500
I'm your dad!
You like having me around!
422
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,240
- You keep putting us in danger!
- Whatever.
423
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,240
This'll take forever,
mind if I do something drastic?
424
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,070
House,
I need something quick.
425
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,770
Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss"
Season Four callback?
426
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,640
- Make it flashy.
- You got it, babe.
427
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,600
Let's go, you little bitch.
It's showtime.
428
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:02,430
Get centered.
429
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,170
What up,
you decoy motherfuckers.
430
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,780
Come on down to
Rick's House Of Squids,
431
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,610
where I'm serving your ass
on a platter.
432
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,090
I know what you're thinking.
"Fuck. A beacon.
433
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,790
That's a great idea.
He's got home turf,
434
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,140
a tacit
psychological advantage,
435
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,970
and absolutely
pendulous balls."
436
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,710
And now you're thinking, "Shit.
437
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,270
That's totally what
the Rick-est Rick would do.
438
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,620
I might actually be fake!
439
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,020
I pretended
I didn't care if I was,
440
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,670
but I totally did!
441
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,190
Now the only way to prove
I'm real and not him,
442
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,980
is to ice his expository ass."
443
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,150
Yup. So let's do it.
Come get some.
444
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,460
What? No, Morty.
445
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,030
I'm gonna loop it.
Why is it --
446
00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:36,640
Sir, there seems to be
a confluence of Rick Sanchezes
447
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,380
killing each other
over the American Southwest.
448
00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,680
Sounds exhausting.
449
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,030
How many of those states
voted for me, anyway?
450
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,820
Mr. President,
I think the point
451
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:44,690
- of the electoral college is --
- To preserve slavery?
452
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,820
That's right, Steve.
I have the Internet, too.
453
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,520
Now take your white ass
to the kitchenette
454
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,040
and bring me
a Diet Coke.
455
00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,920
Little out of character
to say this right now
456
00:16:59,970 --> 00:17:01,360
but you guys
look really cool.
457
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,060
- We might be decoys, huh.
- One way to find out.
458
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,700
"...to prove I'm real
and not him
459
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:41,750
is to ice his expository ass."
460
00:17:41,790 --> 00:17:43,050
Looks like
it's calming down.
461
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,710
You wanna get in one more
"I told you so"
462
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,530
about synthetic life or
whatever this week's theme is?
463
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:47,880
- Oh, fuck you.
- Whoa.
464
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:48,930
No, you don't get
to be annoyed with this!
465
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,360
You treat
life and family
466
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:51,540
as so burdensome,
467
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,930
and yet you created
an ocean of us
468
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:55,060
because you're terrified
of losing either!
469
00:17:55,110 --> 00:17:56,720
- Shit.
- Yeah.
470
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,370
Look, Beth.
I-I might not be the real Rick.
471
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,240
But even if I'm not,
he made me,
472
00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,640
or the me that made me,
473
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,070
which means somewhere
inside of him
474
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,380
is a version of Rick capable
of hearing that,
475
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,120
a version of Rick
who's sorry.
476
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,380
I'm sorry about
the clone thing, too.
477
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,780
I-I love you.
478
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,610
Thanks, Dad.
I love you, too.
479
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,430
- You really think we're decoys?
- Eh.
480
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,390
Who cares?
We'll be the last ones left.
481
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,610
Lucky that one
did the beacon.
482
00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:23,440
This was gonna
take weeks.
483
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,220
Alright.
Let's mop up.
484
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,920
Finally.
485
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,920
Dressing as decoys
too cute to murder.
486
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:29,970
You know, I'm not
sure it helped,
487
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:31,230
but I'm glad
we tried it.
488
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,670
- We're losing the costumes?
- Thank God.
489
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,320
This decoy outfit
smells like ass.
490
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,410
Fuck you, Summer.
491
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,420
- Aaaaaaaah!
- Shit.
492
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,940
That guy's awesome.
Okay. Listen.
493
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:45,810
He might actually
be the real Rick.
494
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,590
But whatever happens --
495
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,780
Wait! We don't have to do this.
We're both Summers.
496
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,780
Shouldn't we at least try molly
before we die?
497
00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,130
You know what, yeah.
Fuck this noise.
498
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:13,050
Wait.
I don't know who to shoot.
499
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:14,620
- Summer!
- I can't deal with this.
500
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,450
I had to kill myself.
You have to, too.
501
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,800
- Summer!
- Summer!
502
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,710
Fuck you! I-I'm real!
503
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,150
I'm the smartest man
in the universe!
504
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,330
Probably not even wrong.
But that's just it.
505
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,550
I'm not a man.
506
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:26,660
I'm God!
507
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,460
You're just made
in my image.
508
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,460
Fuck you.
509
00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:37,690
You the, uh...
Summer I came with?
510
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,210
- Probably.
- Good enough.
511
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,390
- Morty?
- Yeah.
512
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,690
I'm here, too.
513
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,740
Holy shit!
That was insane!
514
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,650
I love you guys!
I've totally changed!
515
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:50,000
Aaaah!
516
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:53,920
Oh, fuck.
517
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,010
You shoulda hunted me.
518
00:19:56,050 --> 00:19:58,540
What? Who --
W-Were you significant?
519
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,060
Like -- Like,
did we tee you up?
520
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,670
You want to be hunted?
God, I have so many questions.
521
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:05,190
Why? What happens if --
522
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,550
Somebody hunt me!
523
00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:09,940
Pretty cool adventure, huh?
524
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,200
Big long road trip adventure
through space?
525
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,680
Even ran into Space Beth.
Maybe that'll happen more often.
526
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:15,680
Let's not overdo it.
527
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:18,030
Oh, shit.
528
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:19,690
Looks like someone killed
the decoy family.
529
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,199
- Decoy family?
- Decoy what now?
530
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,200
CREDITS
531
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,820
Hello?
532
00:21:09,430 --> 00:21:10,560
Oh! Oh, my God!
533
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:11,740
Oh, my God!
534
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,570
No! No, no, no, no!
535
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:15,260
No, no, no, no, no!
536
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,440
Noooooo!
537
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,410
Oh, God. Yes, yes.
538
00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:29,320
Sweet death.
539
00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:36,590
Why am I still alive?
540
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,110
Oh, God.
Is there anything left?
541
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,810
- Hello?
- What is it?
542
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:42,330
A relic...
from a kinder past.
543
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,520
Wait. Cowboys?
544
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,600
Argh!
545
00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,310
Christianity again?
546
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:02,620
After Cowboys?
547
00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:04,530
You went all the way
back around?
548
00:22:04,570 --> 00:22:06,490
Oh, God.
Why can't I die?!
549
00:22:06,530 --> 00:22:11,190
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anyone!
40496
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