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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,709 --> 00:00:40,709 [crowd cheering] 2 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,792 - Yeah! 3 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:50,834 [crowd shouting indistinctly] 4 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:55,583 - Where's your pink pussy hat, princess? 5 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:58,375 - It's at home covering up my giant dildos. 6 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,000 Where's yours? 7 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,792 [crowd cheering] - Yeah! 8 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:10,917 - Winner! - Yeah, suck my tits! 9 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,041 - Suck her tits! - Yeah! 10 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:15,917 Oh, shit, I am just getting warmed up! 11 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,375 Now, which one of you buttholes is next? 12 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,875 - This butthole! 13 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,792 [tense music] 14 00:01:24,875 --> 00:01:27,417 - Fucking Brenda. 15 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,417 - Hey, Danny. 16 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:36,500 ♪ ♪ 17 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,375 [energetic rock music] 18 00:01:43,458 --> 00:01:45,041 - Jerry. 19 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,792 - Oh, shit, it's Bonecrusher 20 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,291 versus the Dominator! 21 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,333 [crowd chattering excitedly] 22 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,583 - Ready? Go! 23 00:01:56,667 --> 00:02:00,333 ♪ ♪ 24 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:02,083 - Crush those bones! 25 00:02:02,166 --> 00:02:03,583 - Come on, you got 'em! 26 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:04,959 Come on, you got 'em. You got 'em. 27 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:10,166 ♪ ♪ 28 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,000 - Whoa, whoa! 29 00:02:12,083 --> 00:02:16,000 - Whoo! - Oh, God! Oh, fuck! 30 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:18,291 Jerry, flip this table over! 31 00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:19,917 - [grunts] 32 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,959 - [screams] You dirty cheat. 33 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,625 - Oh, looks like you won't be going to Nationals, Danny. 34 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:25,625 - [grunts] 35 00:02:25,709 --> 00:02:31,583 ♪ ♪ 36 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,166 No! [shouting] 37 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:36,125 ♪ ♪ 38 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:37,500 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 39 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:40,500 [groaning] Oh, shit. 40 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:43,291 - Ice, ice, ice, ice. - Oh, God. 41 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:46,250 - I think it's broken. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 42 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,375 There's no fucking way that she broke my wrist. 43 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:51,166 I mean, hey, if it was broken, 44 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,125 could I do this? 45 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,667 Oh, fuck! 46 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,250 Jerry, crush that can. Fuck. 47 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,834 - She tore the ligament in my shoulder. 48 00:03:00,917 --> 00:03:03,000 - This is just like Pittsburgh a month ago. 49 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,125 - She's getting rid of all the competition 50 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,875 so that she can get the grand slam. 51 00:03:07,959 --> 00:03:09,667 - You were the best chance we had of beating her, 52 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,208 and now your arm is fucked. 53 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,125 - Yeah, and there is no way in hell 54 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:15,375 I'm gonna let her win this tournament. 55 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:20,000 We need somebody new, somebody she's not expecting. 56 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,875 We need a ringer. 57 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:27,458 [relaxed electronic music] 58 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:34,583 ♪ ♪ 59 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,667 - That should do it. - Oh, great. 60 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,333 If I don't get these going in the next ten minutes, 61 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:53,208 I'll lose the day. - She's back up and running. 62 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:55,625 - Awesome. Thanks, Sue Ellen. How much do I owe you? 63 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:02,083 Wow, that's--that's more than I was expecting. 64 00:04:02,166 --> 00:04:03,500 - Sorry, sweetie. 65 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,625 It's on its last legs. I did what I could. 66 00:04:06,709 --> 00:04:10,208 Or I could get you a new one for 8,000. 67 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,333 - Okay. 68 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:18,709 Okay, so you can run all three of these. 69 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,709 - I only need one. 70 00:04:20,792 --> 00:04:23,208 - No, you'll--you'll need to run all three. 71 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:24,208 Sorry. 72 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:31,291 ♪ ♪ 73 00:04:46,709 --> 00:04:47,917 - Hey, ex-wifey. 74 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,458 ♪ ♪ 75 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,792 - Steve, what are you doing here? 76 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:54,500 - Don't freak out. I just came by to say hi. 77 00:04:54,583 --> 00:04:56,500 Oh, and these finally came. 78 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,834 - I asked you to mail these to my apartment. 79 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:00,083 - Ugh. 80 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,667 Well, I was in the hood, 81 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:04,000 and I wanted to make sure you didn't burn the place down. 82 00:05:04,083 --> 00:05:06,041 If you did, we could split the insurance money. 83 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:07,291 [chuckles] 84 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,000 - I'm not gonna burn the place down. 85 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:12,250 - I--you wouldn't do it. Someone else would do it. 86 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,959 And no one'll be in here. No one's gonna get hurt. 87 00:05:14,041 --> 00:05:16,291 It was a joke. Whatever. 88 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,917 - Please don't. Have you washed your hands? 89 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,959 - What? No. Why? 90 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,792 - You're touching food that I'm going to serve. 91 00:05:22,875 --> 00:05:24,250 - If you're gonna have a fit, okay-- 92 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,417 - I'm not having a fit, 93 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,083 I'm just asking you to have clean hands. 94 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:28,208 - If you're gonna be hysterical, 95 00:05:28,291 --> 00:05:30,250 I'm gonna leave, okay? I don't need this anymore. 96 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,625 - Okay. - All right, fine. 97 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:32,625 - Okay. - Jeez. 98 00:05:32,709 --> 00:05:34,041 - Thank you for dropping these off. 99 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:35,959 - Yeah, you're welcome. 100 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,000 Ugh, what? What is going on here? 101 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,333 That doughnut sucks. 102 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:44,125 - That's not a doughnut. That's bread. 103 00:05:44,208 --> 00:05:45,917 - A doughnut is bread. 104 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,875 [soft dramatic music] 105 00:05:55,959 --> 00:06:02,917 ♪ ♪ 106 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,333 - Boo! - [screams] 107 00:06:09,417 --> 00:06:11,291 - Oh, ow! - Oh, Danny! 108 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:12,500 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God. 109 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,667 I'm so sorry. - My titty! 110 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,667 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God. 111 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,417 Hi, Mel! - Hi! 112 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,583 Hi, Danny. 113 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:19,875 - Oh, shit. - Oh, you really scared me. 114 00:06:19,959 --> 00:06:21,542 - No, it's fine. Oh, sorry. 115 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,375 You spilled your papers. - I'll take those. 116 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:24,709 Give me the papers. - What papers? 117 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:25,875 - Give it to me. - I don't have any papers. 118 00:06:25,959 --> 00:06:28,166 Please give it to me. - Whoa. 119 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:32,583 Decree of dissolution of marriage? 120 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,792 Holy shit, that's awesome, Mel! 121 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:41,750 Well... 122 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,500 and it's fucking shitty. - Yeah. 123 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,583 - But in the long run, it's awesome, 124 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,375 but right now it's gonna be awful. 125 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:51,125 Sorry, Mel. 126 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:53,834 - It's good to see you. 127 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:55,208 - It's good to see you, too. 128 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:57,083 - I'm sorry I punched you in the breast. 129 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,375 - No, it felt really cool. - It did? 130 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:00,417 - Yeah. 131 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:03,417 I'm so glad you threw the trash out finally. 132 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,750 I've been back there for, like, six hours. 133 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:08,458 - I'm sorry I haven't called. Are you okay? 134 00:07:08,542 --> 00:07:10,583 Your-- - Oh, yeah, this is nothing. 135 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:13,625 I'm sorry I haven't called. I've been just as bad. 136 00:07:13,709 --> 00:07:16,917 - What have you been up to? - Oh, man, Mel. 137 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,959 I've been doing this, like, transatlantic route, 138 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,917 and I was able to get myself my own rig. 139 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,959 - That's so cool! - Yeah, right? 140 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:27,458 [chuckles] - Ugh, this lady's the worst. 141 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,083 - Who is she? 142 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,917 [coffee machine whirring] 143 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,375 [door bells jingle] 144 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,917 - Hi. How are you? 145 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,000 - Hi. Super busy. - Oh, yeah. 146 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,792 Well, I have your small cappuccino 147 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:43,291 with extra foam. - And where is my scone? 148 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:46,166 - Oh, um... 149 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,500 are you sure? 150 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:49,166 - I'd like to have my scone that comes free 151 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,458 with my order. 152 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:52,083 - Mm-hmm, okay. 153 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:56,417 - [inhales deeply] God. 154 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,417 - Mm. 155 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:01,333 - Okay. 156 00:08:12,375 --> 00:08:14,166 - [gasps] [door bells jingle] 157 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,125 - Have a great day. [door closes] 158 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:19,417 - Have a great day? What the hell, Mel? 159 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,542 - What am I gonna do, fight her over it? 160 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:23,834 - Yeah, you're gonna go out there and kick her ass 161 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,375 and then slash her tires. 162 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:28,625 - [chuckles] Danny, you know the customer's always right. 163 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,667 - You know what would determine who's right and who's wrong? 164 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:34,166 A good old-fashioned arm-wrestling match, huh? 165 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,166 - What? 166 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,583 That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. 167 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,834 - Oh, come on, you used to do it all the time. 168 00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:40,333 - Yeah, when I was a kid 169 00:08:40,417 --> 00:08:42,458 or as a goof in college, you know, 170 00:08:42,542 --> 00:08:44,500 when we couldn't decide what to get for takeout. 171 00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:46,875 [both grunting] 172 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:50,166 Calzone wins again, yeah! - Damn it. 173 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:52,709 Please don't tell my mom I look like this. 174 00:08:52,792 --> 00:08:55,250 I mean you always won. 175 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:56,750 - Well, arm wrestling isn't gonna solve 176 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:58,667 my problems anymore. - I don't know. 177 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,542 I still think you should arm wrestle her. 178 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,875 - I don't know. It's not worth it. 179 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,750 - Oh, what? - [sighs] 180 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:07,959 - Mel, are you okay? 181 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,750 - Yeah, I'm great. 182 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,542 - You know what? 183 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:17,709 You need to do, like, an "Eat, Pray, Love" thing. 184 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:19,834 - [chuckles] - Come with me on the road. 185 00:09:19,917 --> 00:09:22,500 I've got a shipment to Detroit. 186 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:25,000 Oh, it's been so long since we've gotten to hang out, 187 00:09:25,083 --> 00:09:28,208 and you can see me in action! 188 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,208 - Yeah. 189 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:30,417 - Think about it-- 190 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,083 just me, you, and the open road. 191 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:33,375 It'll be fun. 192 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,875 - I wish I could, but I can't. 193 00:09:35,959 --> 00:09:38,542 - [sighs] Mel, you got to get out of here. 194 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:41,041 You got to go see things and try things 195 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:43,000 rather than just hiding behind that apron 196 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,375 like a depressed, underweight Bobby Flay. 197 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,208 - Hey, if anything, I'm a depressed, 198 00:09:48,291 --> 00:09:50,458 underweight Barefoot Contessa. 199 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,250 And I'm not hiding. 200 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,875 I just can't afford to drop everything and leave. 201 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:57,917 - What if I split my pay with you? 202 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,583 You could share the driving with me. 203 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,959 It's illegal, but who cares? They don't ever stop women. 204 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:05,291 [both chuckle] It'll be fun. 205 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,542 - Yeah. - I think you really need this. 206 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:10,000 - I'm sorry. I-I can't. 207 00:10:11,709 --> 00:10:13,083 - Okay. 208 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,375 - And I do need you to get out from behind the counter 209 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:16,959 'cause it's a health code violation. 210 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:18,458 - Oh, is it? - Yeah. 211 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,250 - I do lose my hair in chunks, so... 212 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:22,041 - Oh. 213 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,750 - I'll see you later. 214 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:31,875 ♪ ♪ 215 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:37,333 Brenda the Bonecrusher is poised to win Nationals? 216 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,125 [inhales deeply] 217 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:42,000 Oh, God damn it, she does look pretty hot there. 218 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:45,166 This is a fucking good website. 219 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:47,625 It's like she hired someone. 220 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:49,250 God! 221 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,291 God, she sucks! 222 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:52,667 Shit! 223 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:55,667 [relaxed electronic music] 224 00:10:55,750 --> 00:11:02,709 ♪ ♪ 225 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:06,625 [timer dings] 226 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:11,458 ♪ ♪ 227 00:11:11,542 --> 00:11:13,291 - Ugh. 228 00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:19,792 Ugh, not again. 229 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:22,500 [sighs] 230 00:11:22,583 --> 00:11:28,792 ♪ ♪ 231 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,375 So, Danny, how much do you usually make 232 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,875 on a Kansas City to Detroit run? 233 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:36,000 I was doing some calculations on my phone, 234 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,667 and I think that I can keep the bakery closed 235 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,709 for about a week. - Okay. 236 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,709 - But I need to know how much we're gonna make. 237 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:45,166 - Look, Mel, don't worry about it, okay? 238 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,959 I don't know how much we're gonna make. 239 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,000 When we get there, they're gonna look 240 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,041 at the shipment, 241 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,834 they're gonna factor in the mileage, 242 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:54,208 and then, from there, tell us how much we made, 243 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,875 but trust me-- it'll be enough. 244 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,083 - Okay. 245 00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:00,500 Okay, sounds good. - Ow, shit. 246 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,709 - Are you in pain? - What? 247 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,041 Do you have some pills? 248 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,208 Like anything? - Drugs? 249 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,208 No I don't have drugs. - You got codeine? 250 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:08,917 - No, I just said I don't-- - Morphine? 251 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,417 - No, I definitely don't have morphine. 252 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,542 - Oh, okay. 253 00:12:11,625 --> 00:12:14,750 You never know this day and age with Big Pharm. 254 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,291 - How did that happen anyway? 255 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:17,709 - I just got in a little bar fight. 256 00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:19,417 It's chill. - A bar fight? 257 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,500 - Yeah. 258 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,041 - How did you get into a bar fight? 259 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,875 - Oh, my God, there's a million ways 260 00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,250 to get into a bar fight. 261 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,291 Do you want to hear my top three? 262 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,417 - I don't have a choice. - No, you don't. 263 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,750 Number three-- 264 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,917 classic-- just trip 'em. 265 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,959 [energetic rock music] 266 00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:39,208 Oh, yes! [grunts] 267 00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,291 Boom, you're in a bar fight. 268 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:42,750 [screams] 269 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,083 Number two-- 270 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,417 steal someone's beer... 271 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,083 and/or their dude. 272 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:50,709 Yeah, get up here. Get up here. 273 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:53,041 Let me suck your dick. [chuckles] 274 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:55,583 And number one-- my absolute favorite way 275 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,125 to get into a bar fight-- 276 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,458 the nice and simple flick 'em in the head. 277 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,500 Yeah! - Oh, my gosh. 278 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,291 So which one was this one? 279 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:07,250 - Oh, it was none of those. 280 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,542 I got in a fight with this chick 281 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,083 I was arm wrestling. 282 00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:12,041 - Arm wrestling, really? 283 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,709 - I didn't tell you about it 284 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:17,000 because you think arm wrestling is too aggro. 285 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,667 - [scoffs] I never said that. 286 00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,667 - Yeah, but your face did. 287 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,917 - Yeah. 288 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,208 Look, all I'm saying 289 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:27,125 is that arm wrestling sounds dangerous. 290 00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,083 I mean, you broke your wrist. - Oh, shit. 291 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,458 You hear that? It's our favorite song. 292 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,291 [Heart's "These Dreams"] 293 00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:35,625 - Here we go. 294 00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,625 both: ♪ These dreams ♪ 295 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:41,792 - ♪ Go on when I close my eyes ♪ 296 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:45,291 - ♪ These-- ♪ - ♪ Every second of the night ♪ 297 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,959 ♪ I live another life ♪ 298 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,125 both: ♪ These dreams ♪ 299 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:52,500 - [mumbling lyrics indistinctly] 300 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,750 - Danny. - What? 301 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,375 - Do you not know the words? 302 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:57,875 - No, I know the words. I know the words. 303 00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:59,625 Don't worry about it. It's my favorite song. 304 00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,542 [chuckles] It's our song. 305 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:02,709 - I know, but you were just going... 306 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,542 [imitates mumbling] - Yeah, no, I'm singing along. 307 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,667 I was singing along. 308 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,041 - You didn't say any consonants. 309 00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:10,166 - I'm not a good singer, so, yeah, I didn't enunciate. 310 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,166 - ♪ These dreams ♪ 311 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:17,000 ♪ Go on when I close my eyes ♪ 312 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,625 ♪ Every second of the night ♪ 313 00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,333 ♪ I live another life ♪ 314 00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:24,000 - There's so much room back here. 315 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,000 - Oh, yeah. - It's so homey. 316 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,208 I love what you've done with it. 317 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:29,041 - Mm-hmm, and the rule 318 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:33,166 is guests have to be the big spoon. 319 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,875 - Oh, wait, we sleep back here? - Yeah. 320 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,333 That's why there's a bed. Doy. 321 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,000 We're gonna get a little schnockered, 322 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,250 come back here, and spoon. - Oh, boy. 323 00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,208 [bike engine revs] 324 00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:47,250 [energetic rock music] 325 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:51,083 ♪ ♪ 326 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:53,583 This place is different. - Yeah. 327 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,542 - You get the fuck out of my bar! 328 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:56,792 - Hmm. 329 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,041 - Well... 330 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,917 look who the cat dragged in. 331 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,041 - Randy. - Danny. 332 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,208 - Oh. 333 00:15:06,291 --> 00:15:09,250 - So... 334 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,375 I understand that you're here 335 00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:15,041 to take another shot at your rep. 336 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,208 - I am. 337 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,333 You gonna help me do that? 338 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,542 - See you at the table, ladies. - Mm-hmm. 339 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,000 - What rep? 340 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,083 - My arm-wrestling reputation. 341 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,333 - What is this? 342 00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,917 Ooh. - Oh, shit! 343 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,417 - Do you think they have rosé? - [coughs] No, absolutely not. 344 00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:39,458 Let's go. 345 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:40,917 - Are you sure you want to do this? 346 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,208 - Yeah, yeah, it's my left. It's fine. 347 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,250 - But that's the only good one you have left. 348 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:46,458 - Danny? 349 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,417 You gonna let Kate Middleton over here 350 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,291 tell you what to do, or are you gonna get serious? 351 00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:53,625 - Aww, thank you. 352 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:56,375 - Is this serious enough for you? 353 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,250 - Danny. - [chuckles] 354 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,458 What? I got this. 355 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,792 Call it. 356 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,542 - Let's go, ladies. 357 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:06,917 Center up. 358 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,583 - [clears throat] 359 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,291 - Let's keep it clean. 360 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,000 You go on three. 361 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:17,166 One, two, three. 362 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,834 - God! Oh, wow, shit! 363 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,750 My left is a piece of shit! 364 00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,792 - Tough titty. Quit your whining. 365 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,166 - Thank you, ma'am. - God! 366 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,583 - Danny! - What? 367 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,166 - Wait, you just spent all your money 368 00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,041 on an arm-wrestling match? - Yeah. 369 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,959 - This is so dumb! - What? 370 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:35,333 - Oh, shit. 371 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:37,917 - Excuse me. - Oh, shit. 372 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,333 - Who are you calling dumb? 373 00:16:43,417 --> 00:16:46,625 - I-I said fun. I said, "This is so fun." 374 00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,333 - [whispering] That doesn't rhyme with dumb. 375 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,625 - [whispering] Shut up. 376 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:53,542 - Yeah, you come into my bar, and you tell me that I'm dumb? 377 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,500 [chuckles] 378 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,959 I'm gonna rip you a new asshole. 379 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:59,000 - Please don't. - Asshole! 380 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:01,959 [crowd shouting together] Yeah! 381 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,959 - Okay, all right, okay. Everybody just chill out. 382 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:10,333 I'm sure there's a way that we could settle this 383 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,667 without anybody getting a new asshole 384 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,166 unless they want it-- 385 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,166 no judgment here... 386 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,500 - I love it. - With an arm-wrestling match. 387 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,333 - Yeah. What? - Against her. 388 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:21,333 - No! 389 00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,500 - Double or nothing. [laughter] 390 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:26,500 - Shit, don't make me laugh. 391 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,959 - No, I'm being serious. - [scoffs] 392 00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:37,041 Fine. 393 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,083 This is gonna be the easiest money I've ever won. 394 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:40,375 - Yeah! - Let's do this! 395 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,208 - [quietly] Do we have to do this? 396 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,333 - [quietly] I think this is 397 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:46,000 our only chance at not getting our asses kicked. 398 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:47,166 - Okay. 399 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,166 - Okay, this is good. Come on. 400 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,208 Here we go. [chuckles] 401 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:55,041 Yeah, take your money out of your purse. 402 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250 Slam it down. - Okay. 403 00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,166 Slam it down hard. 404 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,291 Okay, that was it. That was cute. 405 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,667 - Yeah. - Um... 406 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,917 are there hooks? - No, there aren't. 407 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,959 I'll hold it. Don't worry about it. 408 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:07,917 - Okay. - Yep. 409 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,583 - Okay. - Okay, great. 410 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,417 Great, great, great, great. Come on, now. 411 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,583 - Has this been wiped down recently? 412 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,792 - What do you think? - Hey... 413 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:18,542 let's not worry about that, okay? 414 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,083 All right, you got this. 415 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,041 [soft dramatic music] 416 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,500 - Are you ready? - Yeah. No--yes. 417 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:25,750 - She's ready. She's ready. 418 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,792 She's got this. - This is on three. 419 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,583 One, two, three. 420 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,583 - Come on, Mel, here we go. Here we go. 421 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:35,083 Oh, God. - Teach her a lesson! 422 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,917 - Pull doors, Mel. Pull, Mel, pull! 423 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,125 [crowd gasps] 424 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,458 - What the fuck? - [laughs] 425 00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:43,792 - I'm so sorry. - How the fuck did you do that? 426 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:46,291 - Uh, I don't know. I don't know. 427 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,125 - Well, we may just be in the presence 428 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:52,125 of a golden arm. - A what? 429 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,458 - Well, that's when a woman like yourself-- 430 00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:58,291 weak, ineffectual, soft, like a... 431 00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,291 [together] Jellyfish. 432 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:00,333 - Jellyfish. - A jellyfish. 433 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,291 - Okay, I get it. 434 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,458 - But she has got one goddamn powerful arm. 435 00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:07,250 - [chuckles] 436 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,500 - Well, thank you. Is that mine? 437 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,834 - Yep. - Mm-hmm, yeah it is. 438 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,667 - Hold it-- minus my 10 percent. 439 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,458 - Sure, I mean, you earned it, yeah. 440 00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:18,250 - Yeah, I did. - Thank you so much. 441 00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:19,625 - Thank you. - I loved-- 442 00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:22,083 This was honestly-- - Was it? 443 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:23,166 [together] Yeah. 444 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,792 - Danny, get the fuck out of my bar. 445 00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:25,834 - Okay, I'll see you... 446 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,166 - You fuck yourself! - So soon. 447 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,041 - You get the fuck out of here! - Oh, shit! 448 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,333 Oh, my fucking kidney! 449 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:33,000 - Stop looking and keep drinking! 450 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,125 - Danny, are you okay? - Oh, dear, holy shit. 451 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:35,166 I'm fine. 452 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,709 - Wait, why are we in the men's bathroom? 453 00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,041 - I didn't know where else to run. 454 00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,792 - We could have run outside. - I knew it! 455 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,000 I knew you had a golden arm! 456 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,709 - Oh, God, Danny, that's so silly. 457 00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:48,166 - You put a beatdown on Randy Roadhouse Rollins! 458 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,333 - I got lucky. - Oh, no, no, no. 459 00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:52,166 What you've got is a gift, 460 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,291 and we're taking that gift to Oklahoma City, baby! 461 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:56,834 - Oklahoma--wait, what about Detroit 462 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:59,333 and the shipment? - Oh, there is no shipment. 463 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,667 I lied to you, yeah. - Danny! 464 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,500 - Yeah, I'm gonna have you 465 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,875 fill in for me at the Nationals! 466 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,000 [chuckles] 467 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,208 I mean, your form is pretty sloppy, 468 00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,000 but we can get you some training, and you'll be-- 469 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,417 - No, Danny. 470 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,041 I'm not doing that. That's insane. 471 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,208 I'm not doing the Nationals. - Oh, really? 472 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,208 - Really. - Really? 473 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,208 - Yeah. - Huh? 474 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,208 - Uh-huh. - Oh, yeah? 475 00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,500 - Yeah. - Is $15,000 insane? 476 00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:22,917 'Cause that's the prize. 477 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,333 [toilet flushes] 478 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,208 [door latch clicks] 479 00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,542 [both chuckle] 480 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,208 - Busted! - Busted! 481 00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,542 - Oh. - Ew. 482 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,208 - We're going to Nationals, baby. 483 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,709 Oh! But first, we train. 484 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,166 [upbeat music] 485 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,542 Whoo-hoo-hoo, look at all that corn. 486 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,709 - That's not corn. - What the hell is it, then? 487 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:48,083 - I think it's just tall grass. - Tall grass? 488 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,542 Uh-uh, tall grass has never made me hungry. 489 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,625 - ♪ Is loud, and it's waking the neighbor ♪ 490 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,750 - Hey. 491 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,250 Do that. - Okay, ready? 492 00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,667 - Yeah. [truck horn blares] 493 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,291 Aha! - Ha, yeah! 494 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,917 - Yeah, baby! - Mel. 495 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,917 - Can I do it? - Give it a shot. 496 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,417 Don't mess up. Yeah, just pull it. 497 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,500 [truck horn blaring] 498 00:21:15,959 --> 00:21:17,375 Okay, okay. 499 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:19,083 [blaring stops] 500 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:20,792 - That was fun. 501 00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,959 Where are we going to train? 502 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,583 - I got a little special place. 503 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,125 It's awesome. 504 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,000 - Huh. 505 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:40,834 - [laughs] 506 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,250 - You brought me to a strip club? 507 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,333 - No, it's a bikini bar. It's classy. 508 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:47,834 - How is this training? - Oh, you'll see. 509 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,834 [energetic rock music] 510 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:56,834 ♪ ♪ 511 00:21:56,917 --> 00:22:00,750 [men hooting and whistling] 512 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:04,792 - Big Sexy. - Who? 513 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,166 - All right, let's go. 514 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:07,625 - She founded the tournament 515 00:22:07,709 --> 00:22:11,125 and went undefeated 81-straight matches. 516 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:13,792 She's retired now, and she only works 517 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,709 with the champions. 518 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,792 - Whoo! [laughs] 519 00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:20,000 - She's pretty much your only chance at winning. 520 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,333 Big Sexy! - Dominator! 521 00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:24,834 - [laughs] - [laughs] 522 00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:27,333 - Goddamn, your name gets more and more accurate! 523 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:29,500 - Look at you. You put on some weight? 524 00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:31,375 - I did. Thank you for noticing. 525 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,834 - Nice work, friend. 526 00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:35,875 [both grunting] 527 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:37,500 Is this her? - Yeah. 528 00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:39,333 This is my best friend, Melanie. 529 00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:41,417 - Hi, so nice to meet you. 530 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,125 - Hmm. 531 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,250 [whistles] 532 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:54,250 [sniffing] 533 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:58,250 - [mouthing words] - [mouthing words] 534 00:23:00,959 --> 00:23:03,208 I don't think so, Danny. Sorry, bud. 535 00:23:03,291 --> 00:23:04,959 - Wait, that's it? 536 00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:07,917 - She doesn't have the fight in her. 537 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,291 And her whole aura is piss yellow. 538 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:15,000 - Come on, you got to give her a chance. 539 00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:16,875 Melanie does have the fight in her. 540 00:23:16,959 --> 00:23:19,834 It's just buried way, way, way down there, 541 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:23,208 and I know that you are the only one 542 00:23:23,291 --> 00:23:25,792 that can get it out of her. 543 00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,959 - [sighs] 544 00:23:34,417 --> 00:23:37,041 Welcome to the shop, ladies. 545 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:40,417 Okay, what pisses you off? 546 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,250 - What? - I got one. 547 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,709 Her name is Brenda, and she's a twat. 548 00:23:44,792 --> 00:23:46,959 - Please don't say "twat." 549 00:23:47,041 --> 00:23:50,625 - Mine is... we're in Baghdad in the shit. 550 00:23:50,709 --> 00:23:52,083 [explosion booms, gunfire] 551 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:53,875 Snipers everywhere. 552 00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,792 We almost didn't make it out alive. 553 00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:58,875 - Medic! [helicopter blades whirring] 554 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,917 - Oh, I've got it. 555 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,291 - What? W-what is it? 556 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:04,375 - It's really similar to yours. 557 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:08,208 Scones in the trash. 558 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:09,417 - Excuse me? 559 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,792 - I keep telling Kristen, the yoga instructor, 560 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,917 that if she doesn't want a scone, 561 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,250 she doesn't have to take one, but she always does. 562 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,625 She takes one bite out of it, 563 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:22,583 and she throws it away every day. 564 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:26,458 [chuckles] It really pisses me off. 565 00:24:26,542 --> 00:24:27,834 - Okay, I mean, I've never worked 566 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:29,625 with something so mundane, but, hey, 567 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,500 let's give it a shot. - Yeah. 568 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,417 - Okay, shut your eyes. 569 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:37,166 Now imagine that woman is right here, 570 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:41,583 and your anger is just bubbling up from inside, 571 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:44,417 and you've just got to let it go. 572 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,959 - Oh, like "Frozen." 573 00:24:46,041 --> 00:24:47,709 - No, not like fucking "Frozen," damn it! 574 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,250 Okay, you worked really hard 575 00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,333 on those scones, right? - Yeah, I did. 576 00:24:51,417 --> 00:24:53,583 - You put your blood, sweat, and tears into 'em. 577 00:24:53,667 --> 00:24:55,792 - Yeah, it was my grandmother's recipe! 578 00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:58,333 - And she is a goddamn sweetheart, right? 579 00:24:58,417 --> 00:24:59,583 - Yeah. 580 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:00,917 - And you were really polite and told her, 581 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,834 "Don't take one if you're just gonna throw away." 582 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:03,834 - Right! 583 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:06,208 - But every day you walk outside, 584 00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:09,041 and in that garbage can, there's your scone 585 00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:11,834 thrown away like a nasty old ball of hair 586 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:13,667 out of the shower drain. 587 00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:16,291 - Ugh. 588 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,792 - Exactly. 589 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,625 - Now, how you feeling? 590 00:25:20,709 --> 00:25:23,125 - I'm hot, sweaty. - Yeah. 591 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,667 - My pants are wet. - Good, good. 592 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,375 - My heart's racing. - Uh-huh. 593 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:29,500 - Temples throbbing. - Oh. 594 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,333 - That's good, that's good. This is it. 595 00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:34,250 Okay, now imagine that yoga bitch 596 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:36,834 is standing right here. - Mm-hmm. 597 00:25:36,917 --> 00:25:39,667 - And she's got one of your homemade delicious scones 598 00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,500 in her hand. - Ooh, yummy. 599 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:44,375 - But wait. Huh? What's that? - Uh-oh. 600 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:48,709 - She just crumpled it up and threw it in the trash! 601 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:52,834 - Oh, you ungrateful, selfish jerk! 602 00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:55,709 If you step one more foot into my shop, 603 00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,500 I'm gonna beat you with your yoga mat 604 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:59,875 that reeks like crotch stank! 605 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,375 - Come on, lady, shut up! 606 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,041 - [chuckles] 607 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,875 - Yeah. 608 00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:07,208 Okay, and now we work. 609 00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:08,917 [spirited rock music] 610 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:09,917 - I said "crotch stank." 611 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,542 - That was awesome. - It felt weird. 612 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:13,375 - Can I stay "crotch stank" now? 613 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,375 ♪ ♪ 614 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:17,417 - [chuckles] Yeah. 615 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,542 - This is an official arm-wrestling table-- 616 00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:23,208 42 inches tall, same as a bar. - Why am I up here again? 617 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,750 - So, for the next 60 seconds, 618 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,625 you have to maintain that exact position, 619 00:26:28,709 --> 00:26:30,208 and you can't spill a drop of beer 620 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:33,250 no matter what comes at you. - Got it. 621 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,333 Ow! 622 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:37,458 - No. - No, no, no, no. 623 00:26:37,542 --> 00:26:38,917 - No. 624 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,709 Just let her. - What is this? 625 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,834 - It's like a little fit. Just let her get it out. 626 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,458 - Come on! - Come on, Mel! 627 00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:48,333 You got this! - Push it! 628 00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:49,583 - There you go! - Drive it through. 629 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:50,917 - Come on, go a little-- - Come on! 630 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,083 Now, this is your peg. 631 00:26:52,166 --> 00:26:53,583 It's gonna be your stabilizer, 632 00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:55,417 and you also can use it for leverage. 633 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,875 Square it up. Square it up over here. 634 00:26:56,959 --> 00:26:58,291 You can pull right-handed or left, 635 00:26:58,375 --> 00:26:59,792 but your elbow at all times 636 00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,250 has to stay anywhere on this square. 637 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,709 You can move it around. You can't lift it up. 638 00:27:04,792 --> 00:27:05,709 - Kiss that pavement... - Come on! 639 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,083 - And then get away from it! 640 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:09,000 Mel, don't use your knees! - Danny! 641 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,500 - Oh, my God, her shoes are on my pillow. 642 00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:14,917 Oh! 643 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,458 - You're gonna get your grip. - Mm-hmm. 644 00:27:16,542 --> 00:27:17,792 - Squeeze the thumb, pull it up. 645 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:18,792 - Oh. 646 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,125 - Watch your form, straighten up the wrist. 647 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:21,291 Come on, girls. 648 00:27:21,375 --> 00:27:24,083 Be quick and explosive. You want to get the jump. 649 00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:25,208 - Yeah. - Suck and tuck. 650 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:26,625 - Excuse me? - [chuckling] 651 00:27:26,709 --> 00:27:27,625 Exactly. 652 00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:28,959 You want to go... [imitates whoosh] 653 00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:30,959 And get on top of it. There you go. 654 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:33,291 Go! Come on, get in there. 655 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:34,959 And don't let anybody get cocky up there 656 00:27:35,041 --> 00:27:36,125 when you're getting your grip. 657 00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,291 You slip out of that, he'll pull the straps. 658 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,625 - I got it. 659 00:27:39,709 --> 00:27:41,458 - It can really mess up your game, 660 00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:42,792 especially if that buckle ends up 661 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,166 on the backside of your hand 662 00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:46,083 and your opponent can dig their fingers into it. 663 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,125 I mean, I've seen guys' hands ripped open 664 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:49,291 because of the metal. 665 00:27:49,375 --> 00:27:51,667 I have 15 world titles. 666 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:54,667 - And 81-straight matches won. 667 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:58,792 - No, it's like 600 and one. I lost one time. 668 00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:00,667 I got to face her again and redeem myself, 669 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,125 and as my mama said, 670 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,834 "Get up there and break her goddamn arm." 671 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:05,333 [laughter] 672 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,375 - How do you avoid that? 673 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:08,542 - Broke-arm position. 674 00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:09,834 That is where the wrist 675 00:28:09,917 --> 00:28:11,208 is on the outside of the shoulder. 676 00:28:11,291 --> 00:28:12,208 Do you feel that pressure right here? 677 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,250 - Mm-hmm. 678 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,625 - It takes eight pounds of pressure 679 00:28:14,709 --> 00:28:15,709 to radial break your humerus. 680 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:17,500 Go! 681 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:20,166 - You are spilling a shit ton of beer, Mel. 682 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:22,041 - No, no, no, no, don't you get back there. 683 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:23,208 And you just keep working. 684 00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,667 Don't ever go to losing position. 685 00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:25,667 - Okay. 686 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:28,458 - 'Cause you don't practice being a loser! 687 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:29,500 - Yeah! 688 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:32,500 Big Sexy said you have to do 400 of these? 689 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:34,542 - And tuck! Should have been faster. 690 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,000 Come on, get up. We ain't done. 691 00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,542 Go, come on, get the jump. 692 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,583 Get the jump. - There you go. 693 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,875 - Hit low, hit low. 694 00:28:40,959 --> 00:28:44,041 - Fuck you, bag! Fuck you, bag! 695 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:47,166 You're doing great, man. I'm surprised. 696 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,333 Yes, Mel! - Break her arm! 697 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:49,750 - You fucking got this, Mel! - Come on, yes! 698 00:28:49,834 --> 00:28:51,041 - You got this! - You got it! 699 00:28:51,125 --> 00:28:53,125 The only way I see you winning this tournament 700 00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:54,917 is you got to beat me at least once. 701 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,083 - Got it. 702 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:58,041 - Come on, get in there. Take my thumb, there you go. 703 00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,208 - Ready? 704 00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,208 ♪ ♪ 705 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:02,667 - [breathes deeply] Yes. 706 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:03,959 - Yep. 707 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:06,125 - Go! 708 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,125 - Really? 709 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,333 Come on. Is that all you got? 710 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:20,291 Something's blocking you. I don't feel it. 711 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,583 - [grunts] 712 00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,291 - God damn it. What the fuck is this? 713 00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,417 Shit up here? - I'm doing my best. 714 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:27,750 - I don't think so. 715 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:28,792 - Ugh. 716 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,750 - I can't do this shit. 717 00:29:30,834 --> 00:29:32,875 - What? 718 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:35,041 - I think you're the fucking problem. 719 00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:38,208 What are you doing? 720 00:29:40,709 --> 00:29:43,583 - Ugh! Aah! 721 00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:46,458 - Hey, would you just hold up? 722 00:29:46,542 --> 00:29:49,083 - No, Danny. [breathing heavily] 723 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,959 I am exhausted. 724 00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:52,291 My back hurts. 725 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:55,291 I've got motorcycle grease in my butt. 726 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,500 Like, I don't even know how it got there. 727 00:29:57,583 --> 00:30:01,500 I just--I can't do this! - Are you serious? 728 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:04,250 'Cause that looked badass, dude. 729 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,959 - I'm mad, okay? I am mad! 730 00:30:07,041 --> 00:30:09,333 - Okay, good, be mad! 731 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:12,625 But I know it is not about the arm wrestling. 732 00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:14,875 So what is it about, Mel? 733 00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:20,542 - I don't know. 734 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:25,583 I don't know what I'm doing. [sobs quietly] 735 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:33,792 I'm just so sick of everyone else 736 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,917 dictating my life, you know? 737 00:30:36,041 --> 00:30:37,041 Like... 738 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:43,834 I never put myself first. 739 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:46,208 I don't listen to my gut. 740 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,792 Like, with Steve, 741 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:52,792 when I first met him, I didn't even like him, 742 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:54,875 but he convinced me. 743 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,208 You told me not to marry him. 744 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:01,458 - Sorry about that. - No, you were right. 745 00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,375 [sighs] I mean, you could have told me sooner 746 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,542 than the day before our wedding. 747 00:31:05,625 --> 00:31:07,333 - Yeah. 748 00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:09,792 I was pretty hammered. - [laughs] Yeah. 749 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,333 - Your grandma got me good. 750 00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,875 [laughs] 751 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:19,083 - [sighs] I wasted five years of my life with that guy. 752 00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:25,417 What if every choice I make is the wrong one? 753 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,917 - I mean, everybody makes wrong choices, Melanie. 754 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000 That's kind of the fun of life. 755 00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:34,375 And you listened to your gut when you joined me 756 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:36,083 on this trip, right? 757 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,250 And look at you now, 758 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:41,166 you're "Eat, Pray, Love"-ing the shit out of life! 759 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:44,333 It's like the old Melanie's coming back! 760 00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,375 Right now... 761 00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:49,625 what is your gut telling you to do? 762 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:52,709 [triumphant music] 763 00:31:52,792 --> 00:31:59,834 ♪ ♪ 764 00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:22,458 - I'm ready. 765 00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:24,583 ♪ ♪ 766 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:26,375 - I'll be the judge of that. 767 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:29,375 [tense music] 768 00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:35,750 ♪ ♪ 769 00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:36,959 - Go! 770 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:44,041 ♪ ♪ 771 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:51,250 [triumphant music] 772 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:53,959 ♪ ♪ 773 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,917 [all cheering] 774 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:04,000 ♪ ♪ 775 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:09,709 - Whoo-hoo! 776 00:33:11,542 --> 00:33:12,959 [truck horn blares] 777 00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:15,959 [energetic rock music] 778 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,125 ♪ ♪ 779 00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:19,458 - Oh, shit. Okay hold the wheel. 780 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:20,458 Come here. - What? 781 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:21,959 - Take the wheel. - What are you gonna do? 782 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,125 - We're coming up on this bar 783 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,500 that you have to show your tits to, 784 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:25,667 or you get bad luck on the road. 785 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,000 - What? - Okay, take it. 786 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:28,000 - Okay. - Take it. 787 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,000 There's them! 788 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,333 [car horn blares, tires squealing] 789 00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:33,667 Whoo! 790 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:35,834 Not having bad luck today! 791 00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:38,333 - ♪ I'm flying, I'm flying in my mind ♪ 792 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:41,000 ♪ I tell you, I tell you that I'm fine ♪ 793 00:33:41,083 --> 00:33:43,542 ♪ I'm flying, I'm flying in my mind ♪ 794 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:46,291 ♪ I tell you, oh, you don't know ♪ 795 00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:48,333 ♪ ♪ 796 00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:50,834 - Hey, Danny? - Yeah? 797 00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:53,125 - I was thinking about some stuff, 798 00:33:53,208 --> 00:33:55,125 and I just want to say I'm sorry. 799 00:33:55,208 --> 00:33:57,000 - For what? 800 00:33:57,083 --> 00:34:00,166 - You know, when you told me not to marry Steve, 801 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:03,417 I kind of shut you out. 802 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,375 I just want to say I'm sorry for that. 803 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,375 - Oh, Mel, it's okay. 804 00:34:09,458 --> 00:34:12,041 - I really missed you. 805 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:14,208 - I really missed you. 806 00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,875 - Good. - Like, a lot. 807 00:34:15,959 --> 00:34:17,333 - Well, no matter what happens, 808 00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:19,709 I'm really glad that we're doing this together. 809 00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,375 Just you and me. 810 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:24,375 [upbeat music] 811 00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:31,458 ♪ ♪ 812 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,417 [brakes hiss] 813 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,417 - All right, we're here! 814 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,250 - This is it? 815 00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:54,458 - Yeah, I know it doesn't look like much on the outside, 816 00:34:54,542 --> 00:34:57,375 but it's got everything, Mel. 817 00:34:57,458 --> 00:35:00,041 - Like horses? - What? 818 00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,583 - [gasps] - No. 819 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,458 [funk music] 820 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:07,917 [laughing] Yeah, what's up? 821 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,709 Ooh. Oh, here come's Lauren. 822 00:35:09,792 --> 00:35:11,959 She's a paramedic by day and a lady puller by night. 823 00:35:12,041 --> 00:35:13,750 Lauren. - Danny, hey. 824 00:35:13,834 --> 00:35:16,208 - When's your first match? - I'm the first one up tonight. 825 00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,417 - Really? Kill it! 826 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,083 - See you at the bar later. - You know it. 827 00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:20,792 [chuckles] Geeta! 828 00:35:20,875 --> 00:35:23,083 - Hey. - Killer costume, dude. 829 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,375 Geeta's a sixth-grade math teacher 830 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:28,291 and just a beast in the arena! - Wow. 831 00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:31,709 - Oh, shit. That's Carl. 832 00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:35,041 He runs the entire competition. 833 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:37,917 Hey, Carl. 834 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:41,458 - Danny. - You're looking good. 835 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:43,166 - Well, you're not looking too bad yourself. 836 00:35:43,250 --> 00:35:44,583 - Hi, I'm Melanie. - Mm. 837 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:47,083 - Top knot looking fierce. - Stop it. 838 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,000 - You know what I like. - Stop it. 839 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,542 - I won't stop. - Hi, I'm Melanie. 840 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:51,792 - Stop it. - I can't stop. 841 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:52,792 - Mm. 842 00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,625 How's it looking in there? - Hey. 843 00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:56,792 - Oh, so much better now that you're here. 844 00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,250 - Mm. - Ah, dominate me, Dominator. 845 00:35:59,333 --> 00:36:00,542 - You wish. 846 00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:05,041 Oh, shit. 847 00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:07,291 - Hello, I'm Melanie. 848 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,959 Bye, thank you. - Ooh. 849 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,792 - Welcome to Star Arena, Mel. 850 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:15,959 - Tonight will be packed with a bevy of beauties 851 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,375 the likes of which you've never seen-- 852 00:36:18,458 --> 00:36:21,208 featuring the lizard Geno. 853 00:36:21,291 --> 00:36:23,041 - They look amazing. 854 00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:26,834 - Skateboarding dynamo, Tessie the Tank! 855 00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,333 - Yeah. - The community is great. 856 00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:29,500 Everybody here is so rad. 857 00:36:29,583 --> 00:36:31,500 - And the one you've been waiting for, 858 00:36:31,583 --> 00:36:33,166 the three-time arm-wrestling champ... 859 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,458 - What's wrong? - Except for Brenda. 860 00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:38,417 - Brenda the Bonecrusher! 861 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,333 She'll crush your bones to dust. 862 00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:42,667 - Why? What's wrong with Brenda? 863 00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,792 - She's ruined the entire sport. 864 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:47,834 She's, like, made it just not as fun. 865 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:51,250 She cheats a ton, and she fucked up my arm, 866 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:53,542 and she fucking hates French fries. 867 00:36:53,625 --> 00:36:55,417 Where it's like-- who hates French fries? 868 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,417 They're so good! - Danny. 869 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,208 She's the one who did that to your wrist? 870 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:03,041 - Yeah. - That jerk! 871 00:37:03,125 --> 00:37:04,542 - Whoa. 872 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:06,083 I was kind of hoping you'd say something 873 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,208 like "that arm-jacking twat"! 874 00:37:08,291 --> 00:37:10,250 But that was pretty good. - Please don't say "twat." 875 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,000 - Okay. - I hate that word. 876 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:13,583 - Okay, I'm sorry. 877 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:15,875 All right, let's, uh-- let's get you registered, huh? 878 00:37:15,959 --> 00:37:18,041 - Hey, Dominator. - Jerry! 879 00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:20,083 - I checked you into the hotel. - Thank you. 880 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:22,834 - And I got you some hot towels. 881 00:37:22,917 --> 00:37:24,542 - Clean your hands. - Okay. 882 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,542 - Yeah. - Sorry, who are you? 883 00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:27,875 - Oh, I'm Jerry. 884 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:30,959 I'm the Dominator's sidekick--assistant. 885 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,125 - Oh, I like "sidekick," dude. 886 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,125 - Me too. - Let's keep that. 887 00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:34,125 Let's keep that. 888 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,375 - Here's my card if you need to contact me. 889 00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:40,083 - Oh, this is--it's wet. - Oh, it's probably just sweat. 890 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:41,917 - Yeah. Why are you so sweaty? 891 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,041 - It's so hot in here, right? 892 00:37:44,125 --> 00:37:45,583 - Did you fix everything in the room? 893 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:46,750 - Mm-hmm. - New sheets? 894 00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:47,917 - Mm-hmm. - Fluff pillows? 895 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:48,959 - Mm-hmm. 896 00:37:49,041 --> 00:37:50,709 - Did you leave the shower running on full blast? 897 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,375 - Shit. 898 00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:54,041 Uh, I'll go drop this stuff backstage... 899 00:37:54,125 --> 00:37:55,041 - Okay. 900 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,750 - And then I'll go turn on the shower. 901 00:37:56,834 --> 00:37:59,291 - He's the shit. He helps me do everything. 902 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,500 [crowd cheering] 903 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:05,458 [soft piano music] 904 00:38:05,542 --> 00:38:06,583 ♪ ♪ 905 00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:08,375 - I think I got this in the bag. 906 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:12,208 I mean, we got a mermaid, a fucking lizard, a monkey-- 907 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,208 - Monkey? 908 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,333 - Danny, I'm just reading this over. 909 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,458 Why do they need to know if I'm an organ donor? 910 00:38:16,542 --> 00:38:17,458 - Oh, like, just in case 911 00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:19,125 somebody needs an organ or something. 912 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:22,917 - Danny, Danny, Danny. 913 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,375 You came to cheer me on! - No. 914 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,959 I came to watch you lose. - Who's gonna beat me? 915 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,792 You're out, and I've beaten every other bitch here. 916 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:32,500 - Not everyone. Right, Mel? 917 00:38:32,583 --> 00:38:34,291 Come on. - [chuckles] That's right. 918 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:35,750 - [scoffs] 919 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,125 You don't actually mean the American Girl doll? 920 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:40,792 - [chuckles] Yeah, right. 921 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,875 I've seen bigger biceps on a balloon animal. 922 00:38:43,959 --> 00:38:45,667 - [laughs] 923 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,875 - And I have seen a lot of balloon animals. 924 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:52,166 - That's--that's cool. 925 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:53,458 - No, seriously, Danny, 926 00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:54,959 you've done some dumb shit in your time 927 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,834 but, uh, this move, 928 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,834 it goes into the dumb shit hall of fame, 929 00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,667 along right next to that hairdo. 930 00:39:00,750 --> 00:39:01,959 - Okay. - Okay, no, no, no. 931 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,333 No, no, no, no, Danny. 932 00:39:03,417 --> 00:39:04,709 Don't let her get to you. - Mel, Mel! 933 00:39:04,792 --> 00:39:05,834 - I know, baby, it's not worth it. 934 00:39:05,917 --> 00:39:08,041 Hey, F-bombs, F-bombs. - Yeah. 935 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:11,375 - Okay, sweet cheeks, can I tell you something? 936 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,125 I was born to win. 937 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:15,959 - Okay. 938 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,208 Thank you. 939 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:22,125 - Shake it. Shake her hand. 940 00:39:26,792 --> 00:39:28,458 - Soft. 941 00:39:28,542 --> 00:39:31,041 - Well, I wasn't-- I wasn't trying. 942 00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:33,166 I wasn't trying to shake it. 943 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:34,542 Are you ready? 944 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:37,500 - I am ready! [chuckles] 945 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:39,500 - What do you think? 946 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:41,542 Why do I have to wear a costume at all? 947 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:44,542 - You got to put a show on for the fans. 948 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,542 You got to find something that, like, 949 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,041 shows your essence, you know? 950 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,208 - [screams] - [laughs] 951 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:52,333 I like it, 952 00:39:52,417 --> 00:39:54,375 but it's not intimidating. - [sighs] 953 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:57,709 - You are the cleaning lady! 954 00:39:57,792 --> 00:40:00,542 Like a sexy devil graduate? 955 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:03,000 - I don't know what's intimidating and what's not. 956 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:06,583 - You are the Pope! - Is this sacrilegious? 957 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,542 - What about this, huh? - That's just a bathing suit! 958 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:12,208 - Oh, shit, yeah. You would look hot in that! 959 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:13,208 - No! 960 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,834 [breathing heavily] - Oh. 961 00:40:15,917 --> 00:40:17,208 What is it? 962 00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:19,917 - I'm the ex-wife, and I'm gonna take half your stuff! 963 00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:21,750 By state law, I get to! 964 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,750 - Set it on fire or something. 965 00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:25,750 - Well, no, I'll try to sell it. 966 00:40:25,834 --> 00:40:27,417 Oh, this one's good. - Okay. 967 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,500 - You can't see my face. Ready? 968 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,959 - I'm ready. 969 00:40:31,041 --> 00:40:34,208 - Give me your camp goods! 970 00:40:34,291 --> 00:40:35,542 - You're adorable! 971 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,625 - No! - Yes! 972 00:40:37,709 --> 00:40:39,750 - No. Doesn't he look mad? 973 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:43,750 - But, like, in a cartoon way, you know, 974 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:45,583 where it's just like, "Where's my honey?" 975 00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:47,125 And you're like "Oh, what a delight." 976 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,917 [chuckles] - Oh, my God. 977 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,750 - What is it? - Something's biting me. 978 00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:51,959 Oh, my God, this thing's infested! 979 00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,875 - Ew, ew! It's got eggs! 980 00:40:53,959 --> 00:40:56,083 - Get it off me! Get it off! 981 00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:58,542 - Oh, fuck, it's got bugs in it! 982 00:41:00,709 --> 00:41:02,166 Ew! 983 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,959 - Ugh! 984 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:06,291 Eggs, oh, God. [door closes] 985 00:41:06,375 --> 00:41:08,417 Ugh, blech. 986 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,500 [sighs] 987 00:41:15,250 --> 00:41:17,625 [object clatters] 988 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,709 Danny? 989 00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,125 Oh. 990 00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,041 Oh, my God, where are your pants? 991 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:24,291 - What, where are your pants? 992 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,709 - Oh, God! Oh! Okay, okay. 993 00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,625 - Um, I was supposed to put this one on, 994 00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:34,500 and I was--I'm here to-- 995 00:41:34,583 --> 00:41:37,792 I was here to dress, not just undress, so... 996 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,834 I'm sorry you have a beautiful bod-- 997 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:41,542 well, I mean, I'm not sorry you have a beautiful body. 998 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,875 You have a beautiful body. I'm sorry I saw it. 999 00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:45,959 I mean, I'm not sorry that I saw it. 1000 00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:48,625 I mean what is great about it is my brain 1001 00:41:48,709 --> 00:41:51,667 will remember it. [clears throat] 1002 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:54,333 Uh, I realize that I'm in the wrong place. 1003 00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:55,750 I thought I was in the right place. 1004 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:57,667 - Mel, I threw that shit in the street. 1005 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,500 Greg! - Hi. 1006 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:02,166 - What the hell am I walking into? 1007 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:04,166 Are we getting started or ending? 1008 00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:06,166 - No, we're not-- - How are you, Danny? 1009 00:42:06,250 --> 00:42:07,834 - I'm good, Greg. 1010 00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:10,208 - You know, I was wondering why you weren't in the tournament. 1011 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:11,500 - I got hurt. - What? 1012 00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:13,000 - Boom. - Oh, yeah! 1013 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:14,125 - I know, I can't pull. 1014 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,333 - You're usually at the top of the leaderboard 1015 00:42:15,417 --> 00:42:16,500 at the beginning. - Yeah, right? 1016 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:17,709 This was my year. - Danny, Danny! 1017 00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:18,792 - Oh! 1018 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:20,500 - Sorry, yeah, right. Sorry, ma'am. 1019 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,041 Danny, nice seeing you. 1020 00:42:22,125 --> 00:42:23,333 - Yeah, good to see you too, Greg. 1021 00:42:23,417 --> 00:42:26,208 You look good. [giggles] - Ah, thank you. 1022 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:29,083 - He looks good, Mel, and you look good. 1023 00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:30,333 - No. 1024 00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:32,875 - Hey, you need to pick out an outfit right now 1025 00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:35,583 'cause your first bout's in 30 minutes! 1026 00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,041 [sighs] 1027 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,417 [soft dramatic music] 1028 00:42:39,500 --> 00:42:40,875 [spray hisses] 1029 00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:43,417 - [grunts] God, what is that? 1030 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,542 - Tea tree oil. - It's just tea tree oil? 1031 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:48,333 I don't think you're supposed to eat that. 1032 00:42:48,417 --> 00:42:50,375 - Okay, Mel, you're fine, all right? 1033 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:53,875 You're in the eastern bracket, and that bonehead bitch Brenda, 1034 00:42:53,959 --> 00:42:56,000 she's in the western bracket. - Mm-hmm. 1035 00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:58,375 - But I don't want you to think about that right now. 1036 00:42:58,458 --> 00:43:00,750 What I need for you to do is to focus 1037 00:43:00,834 --> 00:43:03,583 on your first bout, okay? 1038 00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,291 Oh, shit, I know that face. 1039 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,625 Jerry, trash can! 1040 00:43:08,709 --> 00:43:11,083 - [retching] - Oh, yipes! 1041 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:13,125 See, I told you that I'm an expert at reading face. 1042 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,542 - I threw up. - Yeah, it's okay. 1043 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:18,792 - He gave me tea tree oil. I don't think-- 1044 00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:21,250 - Jerry? - I'm sorry, maybe a mint? 1045 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,917 Mint would probably be better. - Yeah, take a mint. 1046 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,583 - I don't trust him now. - Take a mint. 1047 00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:27,000 - I wish Big Sexy were here. - Okay. 1048 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:28,542 Okay, that's great. 1049 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:31,000 And what do you think she'd say to you, huh? 1050 00:43:31,083 --> 00:43:33,917 She would say, "Mel, stand up! 1051 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,041 "Now you have to go out there balls out! 1052 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:39,667 "So it's time, Mel. 1053 00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:43,417 It's time for you to go out there balls out!" 1054 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:46,792 - Why would you say that? 1055 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,667 - Oh, to, like, pump her up. 1056 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:51,834 - That's not how you pump someone up. 1057 00:43:51,917 --> 00:43:53,667 You got to get it right. 1058 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,959 Now, I don't want to assume, but you don't have balls. 1059 00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,792 You got labia. - You're right. 1060 00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:01,583 If you want to get technical... - Oh, I do. 1061 00:44:01,667 --> 00:44:03,500 I'm an OB-GYN. That's my day job. 1062 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:04,667 - Oh. 1063 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:07,750 - And I seen a lot of labia in my day. 1064 00:44:07,834 --> 00:44:09,125 All kinds. 1065 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:13,291 Small, tall, loud, shy. 1066 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,000 I seen a spider come out of one. 1067 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:17,417 I probably shouldn't have said that. 1068 00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,792 But you know what they all have in common? 1069 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,083 - Uh-uh. 1070 00:44:22,166 --> 00:44:24,417 - They're strong. - Oh. 1071 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,542 - Much stronger than a set of balls. 1072 00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:28,834 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1073 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:32,291 - Our labia can withstand tons of things. 1074 00:44:32,375 --> 00:44:33,625 - Yeah. - Right. 1075 00:44:33,709 --> 00:44:37,417 - Much more than a delicate pair of little underwear plums. 1076 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,291 - As an OB-GYN, you call them underwear plums? 1077 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:41,041 - I try to keep it out of the office. 1078 00:44:41,125 --> 00:44:42,625 - Sure. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 1079 00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:44,166 - Men always say "balls out," 1080 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:46,166 but do you think a man would do something 1081 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:48,333 that would tear his balls? - No. 1082 00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:50,291 Would you? - No. 1083 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,375 Even a flick would ruin your day. 1084 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,041 - And you can flick labia. 1085 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,625 - Hell, yeah, you can. - I love it! 1086 00:44:55,709 --> 00:44:57,166 I love it! - Mel! 1087 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,166 - Huh? 1088 00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,667 - You can't go out there with your balls out. 1089 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:03,166 You got to get out there with your labes out! 1090 00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:04,709 - Yeah! - Labes out! 1091 00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,166 - Labes out, yeah! 1092 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:08,000 [all chanting] Labes out! 1093 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,834 Labes out! Labes out! 1094 00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:12,208 Labes out! 1095 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:14,208 [all cheer] 1096 00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:18,834 - It's time for our next match! 1097 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:20,375 You're here for carnage! 1098 00:45:20,458 --> 00:45:23,000 You're here for warfare! 1099 00:45:23,083 --> 00:45:26,417 You're here for the sport of queens! 1100 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:29,875 In this corner, 1101 00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:32,166 she is no angel! 1102 00:45:32,250 --> 00:45:34,583 The queen of pop, 1103 00:45:34,667 --> 00:45:36,458 and by "pop," I mean she'll pop 1104 00:45:36,542 --> 00:45:38,875 your damn arm out its socket! 1105 00:45:38,959 --> 00:45:41,709 Beat-Ya-Down-Ce! 1106 00:45:41,792 --> 00:45:43,250 [cheers and applause] 1107 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:46,709 And in this corner... 1108 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,709 [Heart's "These Dreams" playing] 1109 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:53,709 ♪ ♪ 1110 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:56,125 - Yeah! Oh. 1111 00:45:56,208 --> 00:46:03,166 ♪ ♪ 1112 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:06,458 - ♪ Spare a little candle ♪ 1113 00:46:06,542 --> 00:46:10,083 ♪ Save some light for me ♪ 1114 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:14,625 ♪ Figures up ahead moving in the trees ♪ 1115 00:46:14,709 --> 00:46:16,750 - Come on, let's go. You got this. 1116 00:46:16,834 --> 00:46:19,125 You got this! 1117 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,417 You picked, like, the weirdest part of the song 1118 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,458 to come out to. - Really? 1119 00:46:23,542 --> 00:46:26,041 - It's okay. You got this, go. 1120 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:28,583 - ♪ These dreams in the mist ♪ 1121 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:30,917 - First of all, I love this song. 1122 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,333 But what's your vibe? What's your persona? 1123 00:46:33,417 --> 00:46:37,291 - Oh, I'm totally freaked out. [whimpers] 1124 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:38,792 - Okay. 1125 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:43,792 Um, we have Freaked Out! 1126 00:46:43,875 --> 00:46:45,417 [scattered applause] 1127 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:46,875 Hey, that's on you. 1128 00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:48,291 You didn't give me enough to work with. 1129 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:49,583 - Yeah, sorry. 1130 00:46:51,375 --> 00:46:54,000 - Okay, you got this! You got this! 1131 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:57,000 [soft dramatic music] 1132 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,458 ♪ ♪ 1133 00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:01,542 [crowd shouting and cheering] 1134 00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:07,500 - Ready? 1135 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:08,875 Set! 1136 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,625 - Holy shit! 1137 00:47:13,709 --> 00:47:15,125 We have an upset! 1138 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,166 The winner is Freaked Out! 1139 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,625 - Oh, you did it! 1140 00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:22,291 - The first victory of the night... 1141 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:23,834 - You won! You won! 1142 00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:26,333 [cheers and applause] 1143 00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:28,125 - We got a new star on the scene. 1144 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:31,834 How are you feeling? - Bathroom. 1145 00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,291 - Yeah! 1146 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:35,000 Bathroom! 1147 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:38,500 - Bathroom! Bathroom! 1148 00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:39,625 - Yeah! 1149 00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:41,458 Call me. 1150 00:47:41,542 --> 00:47:43,667 - That's a woman. 1151 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:45,792 Our first upset of the tournament 1152 00:47:45,875 --> 00:47:47,542 by Freaked Out. 1153 00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:49,709 - Oh, my God, Mel, that was so cool! 1154 00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:52,375 - It felt so good. - Yeah, it looked good. 1155 00:47:52,458 --> 00:47:54,250 - All this power came up inside me, 1156 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:56,625 and then just bam! - Yes, oh, my God! 1157 00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,041 - It was so awesome. - Okay. 1158 00:47:58,125 --> 00:48:00,583 Here's to my best friend, 1159 00:48:00,667 --> 00:48:02,875 my kidney donor if I should ever need one, 1160 00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:05,208 which doctors are saying probably. 1161 00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,500 - Danny. 1162 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:09,208 - The Al Pacino to my Robert De Niro. 1163 00:48:09,291 --> 00:48:10,709 - Oh! 1164 00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:12,375 [as Robert De Niro] Hey, let me ask you. 1165 00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:14,041 - [as Robert De Niro] Hey, I want--hey, there. 1166 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:16,875 Hey, there. That face is, like, weird. 1167 00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:19,542 [normal voice] Well, to you, Mel. 1168 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:21,875 - Cheers. - Ooh, yeah! 1169 00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:23,208 - Mmm. 1170 00:48:23,291 --> 00:48:24,667 - Ahh. 1171 00:48:24,750 --> 00:48:26,041 So what kind of crazy 1172 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:27,667 are we gonna get into tonight, huh? 1173 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:29,166 - I just want a nice hot bath. 1174 00:48:29,250 --> 00:48:30,208 I just want to relax 1175 00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:32,583 and just, like, sort of decompress. 1176 00:48:32,667 --> 00:48:34,667 - What? - Self-care. 1177 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:35,875 [indistinct chatter] 1178 00:48:35,959 --> 00:48:38,750 - No, Mel, we're here to, like, have fun. 1179 00:48:38,834 --> 00:48:40,875 - I know. - And you just won. 1180 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:41,959 - I know. 1181 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:44,709 - So it's kind of now just like, hey, go have fun. 1182 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:46,959 - Right. - Oh, shit. 1183 00:48:47,041 --> 00:48:48,291 - A bath, to me, is really fun. 1184 00:48:48,375 --> 00:48:51,125 - There's Greg. 1185 00:48:51,208 --> 00:48:54,375 Uh-oh. Hey, Greg. 1186 00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:56,458 - Hey. - Danny... 1187 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,917 - [laughs] He's cute, and he's walking over. 1188 00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,959 - Stop, stop. - Huh? 1189 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:01,250 Stop. - Play it cool. 1190 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:02,959 Play it cool. Play it cool. 1191 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,458 - Hey, hey. - Hey, man, what's up? 1192 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,083 - How are you? - Good. 1193 00:49:06,166 --> 00:49:07,208 Good. - Good. 1194 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:08,208 - Hey. 1195 00:49:08,291 --> 00:49:11,125 - I never formally introduced myself 1196 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:13,333 when we were in our undies or whatever. 1197 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:14,291 - Right. [chuckles] 1198 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:16,458 - Uh, I'm Greg. - I'm Melanie. 1199 00:49:16,542 --> 00:49:19,625 - Yeah, nice to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you, too. 1200 00:49:19,709 --> 00:49:24,125 - Uh, Danny, nice to see you. - Good to see you, too. 1201 00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,500 - Uh, do you guys want, uh, a drink or... 1202 00:49:27,583 --> 00:49:30,458 - Oh, sure, yeah. - Yeah? 1203 00:49:30,542 --> 00:49:33,125 - [yawns] 1204 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,083 I just got tired. - Oh. 1205 00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:36,083 - I just got tired, 1206 00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,667 so I think I'm gonna get out of here. 1207 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:41,458 I'ma go take a nice hot bath, just relax, you know, 1208 00:49:41,542 --> 00:49:43,125 'cause that's a cool thing to do. 1209 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,959 - Wow, yeah, draw a bath. - So I'ma go. 1210 00:49:45,041 --> 00:49:49,458 I'm gonna draw a bath, but you two hang out, get wild. 1211 00:49:49,542 --> 00:49:51,083 [whispers] She wants to get a little wild. 1212 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:52,625 - Oh, no. - Yeah you do. 1213 00:49:52,709 --> 00:49:54,125 Have fun. Have fun. 1214 00:49:54,208 --> 00:49:56,291 [chuckles] - [chuckles] 1215 00:49:56,375 --> 00:49:58,000 - Hey. - Hey. 1216 00:49:58,083 --> 00:50:00,125 - She's great. - Yeah, she's great. 1217 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:02,750 - Yeah, I mean, this was her year, you know? 1218 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:05,542 - Yeah, I bet. - Yeah. 1219 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:08,375 I'm here to work, but-- - You are. 1220 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,542 - Yeah. - Right, you're a referee. 1221 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:11,667 - I am, yeah. 1222 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:12,834 That's what I was trying to change into. 1223 00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:13,875 And I was trying to... - I know. 1224 00:50:13,959 --> 00:50:14,875 I'm so sorry about that. 1225 00:50:14,959 --> 00:50:15,875 - Tell you about that in the moment. 1226 00:50:15,959 --> 00:50:17,166 - I'm so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 1227 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,208 I'm still sorry. 1228 00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:20,500 - [chuckles] - Thanks, can I do this? 1229 00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:21,542 - Please, please. 1230 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:23,667 Yes, it was very fun. 1231 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,667 - Um... 1232 00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:28,000 [sighs] You look good in clothes. 1233 00:50:28,083 --> 00:50:29,834 - [chuckles] 1234 00:50:29,917 --> 00:50:31,166 So do you. - I'm sorry. 1235 00:50:31,250 --> 00:50:32,709 - Oh, thank you. Thank you. 1236 00:50:32,792 --> 00:50:35,000 - Thank you. - Hey. 1237 00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:38,250 To wearing clothes. - Yes. 1238 00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:41,333 - Or maybe not. - [laughs] 1239 00:50:41,417 --> 00:50:44,625 - I'm actually an umpire. - Oh. 1240 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,375 - Yeah, for Major League Baseball. 1241 00:50:46,458 --> 00:50:48,583 But what about you? What are you into? 1242 00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:50,041 - Do you want to get a pretzel? 1243 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:51,500 - Yeah, yeah. 1244 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,208 - 'Cause I kind of have a thing for bread. 1245 00:50:53,291 --> 00:50:55,375 - Oh, oh, I love things for bread. 1246 00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,375 - Do you? - Yeah. 1247 00:50:57,458 --> 00:51:00,583 - Um, yeah, I really love it. 1248 00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:04,041 I actually have my own bakery. - Oh, that's awesome. 1249 00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:06,583 - Danny says that if bread were a person, 1250 00:51:06,667 --> 00:51:09,875 I'd make sweet love to it all night long. 1251 00:51:09,959 --> 00:51:11,834 Or--she does say that, 1252 00:51:11,917 --> 00:51:13,542 but I probably shouldn't have said that. 1253 00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:15,709 - Wow, then one pretzel, please. 1254 00:51:15,792 --> 00:51:16,875 - Okay. - [laughs] 1255 00:51:16,959 --> 00:51:18,500 - [chuckles] 1256 00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,667 - When they say Tabasco, I want Tabasco, 1257 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,709 I want it to be hot. - I know. 1258 00:51:22,792 --> 00:51:26,208 I'm sorry I got the chili-- - Go ahead? 1259 00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:29,083 I don't know. 1260 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:32,959 So would you, you know, 1261 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:35,500 the pretzel or... 1262 00:51:35,583 --> 00:51:38,417 - Hmm, I'd definitely invite it up. 1263 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,375 - Oh. - [chuckles] 1264 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:42,875 - So it's got a chance. - Yeah. 1265 00:51:42,959 --> 00:51:44,125 - Wow. - Got a pretty good chance. 1266 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,250 I mean-- - Okay. 1267 00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,583 - It's not a guarantee. 1268 00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:48,083 - It takes a little bit more work, 1269 00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:50,125 but I'm sure that-- - Um, I'm so sorry. 1270 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,083 I have to go. I'm so sorry. 1271 00:51:52,166 --> 00:51:53,166 I'll talk to you soon. 1272 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,750 - It's not-- 1273 00:51:54,834 --> 00:51:57,542 I wasn't trying to say that I'm the pretzel. 1274 00:51:57,625 --> 00:52:00,458 - Ooh, my God, Jesus Christ! 1275 00:52:00,542 --> 00:52:01,750 - Danny. - Close your eyes! 1276 00:52:01,834 --> 00:52:03,583 Close your eyes. - Okay. 1277 00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:04,917 - Okay. - Okay, take me far-- 1278 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,834 Where'd you go? 1279 00:52:06,917 --> 00:52:08,417 Ooh, where'd you go? - Marco! 1280 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,083 - Ooh, Polo! - Uh-oh, Marco! 1281 00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:14,625 - Ooh, Polo. - Marco. 1282 00:52:14,709 --> 00:52:18,625 - Ooh, Polo! - Marco. 1283 00:52:18,709 --> 00:52:22,125 - Ooh, bitch, I won! - Yeah, yeah, oh, shit, yeah. 1284 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,458 This is my room. 1285 00:52:23,542 --> 00:52:25,291 Rip my coat off and grab my titty. 1286 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:26,917 My left one. Yeah, there it is. 1287 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,959 Yeah, here we go. - Ooh, I like the left one. 1288 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,458 Ooh. - Get rid of this. 1289 00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:33,333 Get on me, baby! Fuck! - Danny? 1290 00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:34,583 - Oh, shit. - What's-- 1291 00:52:34,667 --> 00:52:37,291 - Oh, fuck! - What's happening? 1292 00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:38,458 Carl? - Hey. 1293 00:52:38,542 --> 00:52:40,333 - Hi. - Yeah, you know Carl. 1294 00:52:40,417 --> 00:52:44,792 - What are you doing? - We--we were gonna have sex. 1295 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:46,625 - No. What? 1296 00:52:46,709 --> 00:52:48,625 - Okay. - Hear me out. 1297 00:52:48,709 --> 00:52:50,000 Threesome. 1298 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,333 - [laughs] - Yeah? 1299 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:52,875 - I'm down. - Yeah! 1300 00:52:52,959 --> 00:52:54,333 - I'm not in! 1301 00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:55,375 - Come on, Mel. - Oh, come on. 1302 00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:56,458 - Out! - Okay. 1303 00:52:56,542 --> 00:52:59,333 - Out! - Okay, okay, okay. 1304 00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:01,166 - I don't want to go. 1305 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:02,542 - I don't want you to go either, 1306 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,166 but you got to. 1307 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,375 I'll see you soon. - You promise? 1308 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:09,375 - Yeah, I promise. 1309 00:53:09,458 --> 00:53:12,542 I dream about you often. 1310 00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:14,875 [chuckles] Not! 1311 00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:16,542 [door slams] 1312 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:18,041 I dream about him often. 1313 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:20,667 - [chuckles] 1314 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:22,333 Did you have fun? 1315 00:53:22,417 --> 00:53:24,291 - I had a blast. How about you? 1316 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:27,875 How'd everything go with Greg? - It was nice. 1317 00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:29,166 - It was nice? 1318 00:53:29,250 --> 00:53:33,792 Did you guys like, you know, do it? 1319 00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:35,834 - [laughs] No, we didn't do it. 1320 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,542 - You didn't do it? - No! 1321 00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,709 - Come on, Mel. Why didn't you do it? 1322 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:42,125 - We were out for, like, 30 minutes. 1323 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,166 - Shit, that's plenty of time. 1324 00:53:44,250 --> 00:53:46,083 You could probably do it, like, twice. 1325 00:53:46,166 --> 00:53:48,709 - [laughs] - Or whatever. 1326 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:51,083 - I don't know, Danny. - Okay. 1327 00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:54,041 - I've never done this before. - Isn't it fun, though? 1328 00:53:54,125 --> 00:53:56,375 - It's fun. - It's pretty fun, right? 1329 00:53:56,458 --> 00:53:58,333 - It's confusing. I don't know what to do. 1330 00:53:58,417 --> 00:54:00,417 - I'm confused most of the time. 1331 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,542 - I don't know. 1332 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,208 - And it's fun, like-- it's fun 1333 00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:06,208 if you're into hooking up and then being done 1334 00:54:06,291 --> 00:54:07,542 or if you're into hooking up 1335 00:54:07,625 --> 00:54:10,375 and being like, "Do we keep hooking up?" 1336 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:12,333 Like, that's the best part of it. 1337 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,542 - Yeah. 1338 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,750 - One and done 1339 00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:16,750 or one and let's have some more fun? 1340 00:54:16,834 --> 00:54:17,750 - One and fun. 1341 00:54:17,834 --> 00:54:19,125 [both chuckle] 1342 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:20,291 Okay, I'm gonna go to bed. 1343 00:54:20,375 --> 00:54:21,959 - No. - Yes. 1344 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:25,583 - Okay, Mel. 1345 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:27,667 - Good night. - Night, Mel. 1346 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,500 Mel? 1347 00:54:36,125 --> 00:54:38,041 Mel? - What, Danny? 1348 00:54:38,125 --> 00:54:41,875 - Oh, are you awake? - Yes. 1349 00:54:41,959 --> 00:54:43,583 - Will you tell me a story? 1350 00:54:43,667 --> 00:54:45,667 - What do you want to hear? 1351 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,417 - I want to hear the plot to "Twister"... 1352 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:50,291 the director's cut. 1353 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:52,083 - [chuckles] Okay. 1354 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,375 Well, 1355 00:54:53,458 --> 00:54:56,959 Helen Hunt is a scientist... - [snores] 1356 00:54:57,041 --> 00:55:00,000 [snores, chokes] 1357 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,834 - And there's a twister. 1358 00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:07,834 [energetic rock music] 1359 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:13,625 ♪ ♪ 1360 00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:17,583 - So you got a thing for Greg, huh? 1361 00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:19,083 - What? 1362 00:55:19,166 --> 00:55:20,625 - Yeah, I saw you two last night, 1363 00:55:20,709 --> 00:55:24,333 hovering over your carbs with all the other fatties. 1364 00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:28,667 You know, pretzels metabolize straight into sugar. 1365 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:29,792 - Oh. - Oh, no. 1366 00:55:29,875 --> 00:55:30,792 Keep eating 'em. 1367 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,750 You'll be exhausted at the table. 1368 00:55:32,834 --> 00:55:34,125 - Yeah. 1369 00:55:34,208 --> 00:55:36,291 Uh, well, I'm just trying to get ready. 1370 00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,166 - [chuckles] Not that it even matters. 1371 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:42,041 Greg would never be into a girl like you. 1372 00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:46,834 Greg likes strong women. 1373 00:55:46,917 --> 00:55:48,917 - I'm a strong woman. 1374 00:55:51,375 --> 00:55:53,375 - [sniffs] 1375 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:59,083 I can smell your fear. 1376 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,625 - That's confidence. 1377 00:56:02,709 --> 00:56:04,125 I'm confident. 1378 00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:08,917 You're smelling my confidence. 1379 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:12,583 - Enjoy your stretch, princess. 1380 00:56:16,917 --> 00:56:19,500 - [sniffs] 1381 00:56:19,583 --> 00:56:20,709 Hmm. 1382 00:56:20,792 --> 00:56:24,333 [crowd cheering] 1383 00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:26,250 - Ready, set... 1384 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,709 go. 1385 00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:30,166 [dramatic music] 1386 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:32,542 Winner! - Yeah! 1387 00:56:32,625 --> 00:56:35,583 [cheers and applause] 1388 00:56:35,667 --> 00:56:40,417 ♪ ♪ 1389 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:42,166 - Freaked Out! 1390 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:46,333 - Freaked Out continues to rise up the ranks. 1391 00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:48,375 - I won! I won! 1392 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:49,875 Yeah, yeah! 1393 00:56:49,959 --> 00:56:51,583 - Okay, so, after the prelims, 1394 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:54,041 we go into single elimination. 1395 00:56:54,125 --> 00:56:55,583 - Mm-hmm. - That's big-time. 1396 00:56:55,667 --> 00:56:58,083 But she's killing it right now, so I think if she's just-- 1397 00:56:58,166 --> 00:56:59,917 - Hey, hey. - Hey, Mel. 1398 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,792 We were just looking at the prelim stuff, 1399 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,792 and you are killing it! - Uh-huh. 1400 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:06,250 - Look at you, your name is just moving up. 1401 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,792 - Ah! - It's so cool! 1402 00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:10,083 - Yeah. Oh, God. 1403 00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:11,125 Oh, God, get rid of it. 1404 00:57:11,208 --> 00:57:14,250 Get rid of it! - Jerry, get rid of it! 1405 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:15,875 Wait, why are we getting rid of it? 1406 00:57:15,959 --> 00:57:17,917 - Because Greg's over there. 1407 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,625 I didn't tell Greg that I'm Freaked Out. 1408 00:57:20,709 --> 00:57:22,709 - Uh, it's pretty obvious. 1409 00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:25,291 - Yeah, I don't know why I didn't tell him, um. 1410 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:28,375 - Mel, do you like him? 1411 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:29,959 - Yeah. 1412 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,625 - And you want to see him again, huh? 1413 00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:34,125 - Yes. - Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. 1414 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,166 Well, listen to your instincts. 1415 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:40,417 Go over there and ask him out on a real date. 1416 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,917 Come on. 1417 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:44,083 I'm not telling you to marry him or anything. 1418 00:57:44,166 --> 00:57:45,583 Go have fun. 1419 00:57:45,667 --> 00:57:47,500 - Yeah. 1420 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:49,250 Oh, should I go take a shower first? 1421 00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:50,834 - Don't worry. Jerry's on it. 1422 00:57:50,917 --> 00:57:51,792 - Oh! Oh, my God. 1423 00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,625 - Yeah. - Aluminum free. 1424 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:56,417 - Yeah, I made it myself... 1425 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,625 out of whale blubber. 1426 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,625 [relaxed music] 1427 00:58:01,709 --> 00:58:04,500 ♪ ♪ 1428 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:06,125 - So you're in the baseball world. 1429 00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:07,125 - Yes. 1430 00:58:07,208 --> 00:58:08,917 - I'm curious to know your thoughts 1431 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,959 on baseball movies. - Oh. 1432 00:58:11,041 --> 00:58:12,667 - Are you for them? Are you against them? 1433 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:13,917 - I am for them. - Okay. 1434 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,792 I am for them. - You're pro baseball movies. 1435 00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:18,166 - I'm pro baseball mov-- for the entertainment. 1436 00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:21,375 So, like, the comedies-- like "Major League," love it. 1437 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:23,875 - Oh, love "Major League." - Love me some "Major League." 1438 00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,875 - "Rookie of the Year"? - Of course. 1439 00:58:25,959 --> 00:58:27,542 Guilty pleasure... 1440 00:58:27,625 --> 00:58:29,375 - Let me guess. - On me. 1441 00:58:29,458 --> 00:58:30,834 - Let me guess. 1442 00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:32,000 both: "The Natural" 1443 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:33,834 - Yes, yes! - Ah, is it really? 1444 00:58:33,917 --> 00:58:35,125 - Yes, it is. 1445 00:58:35,208 --> 00:58:38,375 But for very weird reasons, I love it. 1446 00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:41,500 - Yeah, I have my own weird reasons for loving it. 1447 00:58:41,583 --> 00:58:43,875 - You know, there's a baseball field, I think, 1448 00:58:43,959 --> 00:58:46,250 really close to here. - Oh, cool. 1449 00:58:46,333 --> 00:58:47,625 - You remember in "The Natural" 1450 00:58:47,709 --> 00:58:48,875 when he goes up to home plate? 1451 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:49,834 - Yeah. 1452 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,500 - He's still bleeding from an injury... 1453 00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:52,500 - Yes. - 30 years ago? 1454 00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:55,166 - [chuckles] - Oh! 1455 00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:57,500 Whoa! - Just run! 1456 00:58:57,583 --> 00:58:59,208 - I know. 1457 00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:01,875 I know that guy. I know that guy. 1458 00:59:01,959 --> 00:59:04,500 - You know that base? - I know the base guy. 1459 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,375 [laughing] 1460 00:59:06,458 --> 00:59:08,750 Yes! [laughing] 1461 00:59:08,834 --> 00:59:10,875 Now go ahead. 1462 00:59:10,959 --> 00:59:11,875 Go. 1463 00:59:11,959 --> 00:59:13,375 ♪ ♪ 1464 00:59:13,458 --> 00:59:16,041 Safe. 1465 00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:17,750 Okay, one more game. 1466 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:21,375 - I have this fantasy that it would be great 1467 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,750 if you would help me... 1468 00:59:24,834 --> 00:59:27,834 - Okay. - Make it real. 1469 00:59:27,917 --> 00:59:29,041 - Okay. 1470 00:59:29,125 --> 00:59:31,667 - So it's after a game. 1471 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:34,834 You've just, like, won a game. - Wow. 1472 00:59:34,917 --> 00:59:36,041 - Yeah. - Okay. 1473 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:38,750 - And everybody's-- but everybody's gone. 1474 00:59:38,834 --> 00:59:40,333 - That happened fast, okay. 1475 00:59:40,417 --> 00:59:43,709 [laughs] - It's just you on the field, 1476 00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:46,041 and you're, like--you are the star of the game... 1477 00:59:46,125 --> 00:59:47,125 - Uh-huh. 1478 00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:51,083 - And I'm, like-- I'm a girl you like, 1479 00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:54,417 and I come into the field, 1480 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,709 and I, like, lean up against the fence, 1481 00:59:56,792 --> 01:00:01,542 and then you, like, do this-- one of these things. 1482 01:00:01,625 --> 01:00:03,250 - Okay. 1483 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:08,208 - And then you, uh-- - Like, one of these things? 1484 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:10,792 What is this thing? I put my hand on the fence? 1485 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,083 - Yeah. - Like this? 1486 01:00:12,166 --> 01:00:13,917 - Mm-hmm. - This is right? 1487 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,041 - Yeah. 1488 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:16,542 And then, I mean, 1489 01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:21,291 the story goes on in my head, and... 1490 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:24,792 yeah, I mean, more stuff-- more stuff happens. 1491 01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:27,250 - Like what do you mean? What do you mean? 1492 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:30,000 - You know, more stuff happens. You know... 1493 01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:32,375 - We talk? - We talk. 1494 01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:34,625 We talk and then other things, 1495 01:00:34,709 --> 01:00:37,125 and--but this is where it starts. 1496 01:00:37,208 --> 01:00:38,500 And the lighting's so beautiful, 1497 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,625 I just thought we should-- - Is that happening now? 1498 01:00:40,709 --> 01:00:44,834 - Be a good place, so... - I mean--sorry. 1499 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:46,375 - It can. 1500 01:00:57,875 --> 01:01:00,208 - Here, you try this side. 1501 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:08,500 - Oh, I feel powerful. - Yeah, yeah. 1502 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:10,333 - This is kind of a dominating position. 1503 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,458 - It is. - Don't you think? 1504 01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:17,041 - I mean, I don't mind it. 1505 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:18,458 But... 1506 01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:27,875 [tender music] 1507 01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:34,917 ♪ ♪ 1508 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:57,625 [clattering] 1509 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,083 Mel? 1510 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,375 - Hey. 1511 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,709 I hope it's okay. I raided your pantry. 1512 01:02:09,792 --> 01:02:11,375 I made biscuits. 1513 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:12,875 - Oh, my God, wait. 1514 01:02:12,959 --> 01:02:16,250 Wait, you made that here just this morning? 1515 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,917 - Mm-hmm. 1516 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,917 I felt inspired and energized. 1517 01:02:23,792 --> 01:02:26,291 - Goodness. - Yeah. 1518 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:30,709 - Mmm. Well, you look nice. 1519 01:02:30,792 --> 01:02:32,458 Good morning. - Morning. 1520 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:37,500 - Is this one mine? - Yeah, if you want it. 1521 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:39,083 - Let's eat. 1522 01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:41,250 [cell phone vibrating] 1523 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:42,750 Oh, my gosh. 1524 01:02:42,834 --> 01:02:44,125 Hey, your phone's going crazy, huh? 1525 01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:46,166 - Yeah. Oh. 1526 01:02:47,792 --> 01:02:49,917 [sighs] Shoot, I have to go. 1527 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,417 - What, why? No. 1528 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,959 Just started-- I took one bite. 1529 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:57,250 - I know. Um, okay. 1530 01:02:57,333 --> 01:02:58,959 I am competing 1531 01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:01,417 in the arm-wrestling tournament. 1532 01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,917 I'm Freaked Out. 1533 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,375 - [chuckles] Yeah, I know. 1534 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:07,083 - I wear a mask. How would-- 1535 01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:10,417 - Oh, come on. It is a small mask. 1536 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,917 I mean, it barely covers your face, 1537 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,792 and I know this face. 1538 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:19,959 I like this face, so... - Why didn't you say anything? 1539 01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:23,792 - Mm, I was just waiting for you to tell me, you know? 1540 01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,000 - I have to go. I'm so sorry. 1541 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:26,417 - No, go, please. 1542 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:27,500 - You know, I think-- 1543 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:30,667 I think I might change my persona. 1544 01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:34,166 I don't know that Freaked Out is right anymore. 1545 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,583 Um...oh! 1546 01:03:36,667 --> 01:03:38,625 - I made you breakfast. - [laughs] 1547 01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:41,458 Thank you. 1548 01:03:41,542 --> 01:03:43,959 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1549 01:03:44,041 --> 01:03:45,625 Freaked Out has died. 1550 01:03:45,709 --> 01:03:49,959 In her place, The Breadwinner! 1551 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:52,959 [cheers and applause] 1552 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:55,959 [upbeat hip-hop music] 1553 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,041 ♪ ♪ 1554 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,542 Boom! - Winner! 1555 01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:01,417 ♪ ♪ 1556 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,000 - That's just pure excitement! 1557 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,125 Oh! 1558 01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:06,750 - Winner! 1559 01:04:06,834 --> 01:04:08,834 - It's Wendy versus the Breadwinner. 1560 01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:10,333 - ♪ Good enough for you, yo ♪ 1561 01:04:10,417 --> 01:04:12,333 [cheers and applause] 1562 01:04:12,417 --> 01:04:14,000 - Yeah! 1563 01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:18,333 - Go back to the deep blue sea, Killer Katie! 1564 01:04:18,417 --> 01:04:21,667 - Come on, Mel! Jerry--oh, fuck! 1565 01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:24,667 - We've got Rambae versus the Bonecrusher. 1566 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,291 ♪ ♪ 1567 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,500 - [growls] 1568 01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:29,166 - Winner! 1569 01:04:29,250 --> 01:04:31,166 - Come on, Joan! 1570 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:34,333 - Bonecrusher wins again! 1571 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:37,875 I've never seen arm wrestling like this! 1572 01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:40,750 - I want you to make a face that will fucking terrify me. 1573 01:04:40,834 --> 01:04:42,834 - [growls] - Whoa, yeah! 1574 01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:44,583 [crowd chanting] Bread, bread, bread, bread! 1575 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,583 Bread, bread, bread, bread! 1576 01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:48,583 [both screaming] 1577 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:49,667 ♪ ♪ 1578 01:04:49,750 --> 01:04:51,166 - Oh, yeah! 1579 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:53,041 - [roars] 1580 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:56,375 - Another victim for Bonecrusher! 1581 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,583 [cheers and applause] 1582 01:04:57,667 --> 01:05:00,667 [both growling spookily] 1583 01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:02,583 The Maritime Murderer, 1584 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:04,542 who looks like a ghost who died on a cruise. 1585 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:07,959 [cheers and applause] 1586 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,500 [crowd chanting] Bread, bread, bread, bread! 1587 01:05:11,583 --> 01:05:14,875 [cheers and applause] 1588 01:05:14,959 --> 01:05:17,792 - [screams] 1589 01:05:17,875 --> 01:05:19,375 - We're never gonna die, Mel! 1590 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:21,250 - Go! 1591 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,250 Oh, winner! 1592 01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,250 - Breadwinner wins again! 1593 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:27,583 She advances to the semifinals 1594 01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:31,083 against Tessie the Tank. - Yeah! 1595 01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:32,834 - For some unknown reason, 1596 01:05:32,917 --> 01:05:34,959 that little bread bitch is beating everybody, 1597 01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:37,583 and now she's got Greg in her back pocket. 1598 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,709 - Don't worry, I've been training like a fiend 1599 01:05:39,792 --> 01:05:41,041 for our match. 1600 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,625 I won't disappoint you. 1601 01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:46,125 - Good, 'cause I want you to take her out. 1602 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,083 - Yeah, yeah. 1603 01:05:48,166 --> 01:05:50,250 - Get the ref to pull the strap. 1604 01:05:50,333 --> 01:05:51,583 - What? 1605 01:05:51,667 --> 01:05:55,709 - Remember what I taught you? What to do with the buckle? 1606 01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,917 - I don't need to do that. I can beat her fair and square. 1607 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,417 - Just do it! 1608 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,458 Or I'll dump you 1609 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:04,750 at that pathetic Dairy Queen drive-through window 1610 01:06:04,834 --> 01:06:06,166 where I found you. 1611 01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,667 [tense music] 1612 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,750 - Okay. 1613 01:06:08,834 --> 01:06:11,125 ♪ ♪ 1614 01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:14,208 [cheers and applause] 1615 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,875 - Set the wrist, ladies. 1616 01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:22,458 Hey, set your wrists! 1617 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,250 - She won't set. 1618 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,959 - I'm not doing it. You are doing it. 1619 01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:26,959 - No, she-- 1620 01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:28,875 - Let's go. Let's go. 1621 01:06:28,959 --> 01:06:30,333 Come on, ladies, on the table. 1622 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:33,083 Ladies, on your mats. Let's go. 1623 01:06:33,166 --> 01:06:36,166 [cheers and applause] 1624 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,125 - Come on! 1625 01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,000 Are you kidding? - I'm not doing it! 1626 01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:49,417 [crowd shouting] 1627 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,208 - Oh, shit! 1628 01:06:51,291 --> 01:06:56,166 The strap is out! 1629 01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:58,291 - It's--it's okay, Mel. 1630 01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:01,458 - On the table, ladies. Let's go. 1631 01:07:01,542 --> 01:07:03,125 Come on, let's do it. 1632 01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:07,333 - Tie 'em up! 1633 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:08,834 Tie 'em up! 1634 01:07:08,917 --> 01:07:10,125 - You got this! 1635 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:12,166 - You got this, Mel. This is nothing. 1636 01:07:12,250 --> 01:07:14,792 Don't worry about it, Mel. 1637 01:07:17,542 --> 01:07:19,333 - She's never done a strap. - Yeah, I know. 1638 01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:21,083 I know. I know. 1639 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:27,875 - Go! 1640 01:07:27,959 --> 01:07:30,083 [soft dramatic music] 1641 01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:31,375 - [groaning in pain] 1642 01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:33,333 ♪ ♪ 1643 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:36,542 [continues groaning] 1644 01:07:36,625 --> 01:07:37,917 [cheers and applause] 1645 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,583 - Fuck! 1646 01:07:39,667 --> 01:07:43,333 - The winner, Tessie the Tank! 1647 01:07:43,417 --> 01:07:46,083 [cheers and applause] 1648 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:50,375 ♪ ♪ 1649 01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:51,625 - Ah! 1650 01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:53,250 - Fucking bullshit! 1651 01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,500 God, what the fuck was that? 1652 01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:57,166 - Hey, what are you out here for? 1653 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,208 Go and see your girl. 1654 01:07:58,291 --> 01:08:00,375 - Come on, you stupid bitch! 1655 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:02,083 I'll kick your fucking ass! 1656 01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:05,083 [dramatic music] 1657 01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:10,417 ♪ ♪ 1658 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,709 - Did you hear? 1659 01:08:11,792 --> 01:08:13,583 I'm in the finals tonight. 1660 01:08:13,667 --> 01:08:15,917 - Oh, yeah. Congratulations, that's great. 1661 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,583 - How about some drinks tonight after I win? 1662 01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:21,917 - Oh, I'm actually dating somebody right now, so... 1663 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,583 - [sighs] Don't tell me it's that bread bitch. 1664 01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:24,583 - Breadwinner. 1665 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:25,917 And I wouldn't use the word bitch, 1666 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,125 just 'cause I don't want to use that word anymore. 1667 01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:31,667 I feel like it's kind of overused and... 1668 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,834 [grunting] 1669 01:08:34,917 --> 01:08:37,291 What are you doing? 1670 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:43,166 Mel! 1671 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,375 Mel, Mel, hey! 1672 01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,083 - What? - I'm sorry about that. 1673 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:52,125 That whole thing with Brenda, it's a misunderstanding. 1674 01:08:52,208 --> 01:08:54,291 - No, you don't owe me an explanation for that. 1675 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:56,625 - Oh. Wait, what happened to your hand? 1676 01:08:56,709 --> 01:08:57,959 Are you okay? - Yeah. 1677 01:08:58,041 --> 01:08:59,250 Well, no. 1678 01:08:59,333 --> 01:09:02,458 I'm really confused, you know? - Okay. 1679 01:09:02,542 --> 01:09:05,625 - This all feels like a mistake. 1680 01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,542 I have to-- I got to get out of here. 1681 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,500 - Wait, Mel. 1682 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:12,959 [somber music] 1683 01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:19,959 ♪ ♪ 1684 01:09:20,041 --> 01:09:21,417 - Mmm! 1685 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:26,625 Mel, I got us some beers 'cause it is time to celebrate. 1686 01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:28,375 - What are you so happy about? 1687 01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:31,667 - I got some good news, Mel. - What? 1688 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,333 - Carl saw what Tessie did to you, 1689 01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,875 so he disqualified her. 1690 01:09:34,959 --> 01:09:38,125 You're going up against Brenda the Bonecrusher. 1691 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,000 It's time to take down that twat! 1692 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:41,000 [laughs] 1693 01:09:41,083 --> 01:09:42,834 - Stop saying "twat." Danny, we're going. 1694 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:46,500 - No, we aren't. - Yeah, we are. 1695 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:47,875 - Uh-uh. 1696 01:09:47,959 --> 01:09:50,125 - Fine, if you won't drive me, I'll just take a train. 1697 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:51,667 - What? A train? 1698 01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:53,000 No, Mel, come on. 1699 01:09:53,083 --> 01:09:56,834 You just have one more bout, dude. 1700 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:59,166 - I'll take a train. I'm gonna go home. 1701 01:09:59,250 --> 01:10:02,125 I'ma get out of here. I'm not arm wrestling anymore. 1702 01:10:02,208 --> 01:10:03,750 I'm about to lose my bakery. 1703 01:10:03,834 --> 01:10:05,834 I'm getting involved with a guy that I barely know. 1704 01:10:05,917 --> 01:10:10,166 - Oh, hell, yeah. And you guys are a hot couple. 1705 01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:12,333 Have you seen that movie "Unfaithful" 1706 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:15,166 where they have, like, that insane sex scene? 1707 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,166 I've been kind of imagining that... 1708 01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:18,375 - Danny. - But with your guys's faces-- 1709 01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:21,041 - Why can't you ever take anything seriously? 1710 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:23,166 - Hey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood! 1711 01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:26,875 - Danny, I got hurt. I ripped my hand open. 1712 01:10:26,959 --> 01:10:31,041 Like, this is--there are real things happening. 1713 01:10:31,125 --> 01:10:34,041 It's not all... 1714 01:10:34,125 --> 01:10:35,542 fun and games. 1715 01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:38,417 Like, this whole thing is a disaster. 1716 01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,750 - Wait, no. We can't let Brenda win. 1717 01:10:40,834 --> 01:10:45,041 - I don't care about Brenda. I have a life outside of this. 1718 01:10:45,125 --> 01:10:46,917 I have things going on. 1719 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,875 You might not, but I do, 1720 01:10:48,959 --> 01:10:51,208 and you've got me focused on all the wrong stuff. 1721 01:10:51,291 --> 01:10:53,875 - Oh, bullshit! It's been good for you! 1722 01:10:53,959 --> 01:10:55,792 - Good for me? - Yeah. 1723 01:10:55,875 --> 01:10:58,250 - Don't do that, Danny. 1724 01:10:58,333 --> 01:11:00,917 This is not for me. This is for you. 1725 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,583 This is for you 1726 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:04,417 so you can get revenge on the woman you hate. 1727 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:06,041 - [scoffs] - Right? 1728 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,917 - No-- - Isn't it, Danny? 1729 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,542 You got me running around here 1730 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:12,542 like some arm-wrestling freak, getting-- 1731 01:11:12,625 --> 01:11:16,083 - Is that what you think I am? A freak? 1732 01:11:16,166 --> 01:11:17,750 Is it, Mel? 1733 01:11:17,834 --> 01:11:20,208 Oh, fuck, Mel. 1734 01:11:20,291 --> 01:11:21,875 Fuck off. 1735 01:11:21,959 --> 01:11:23,667 Go ahead, walk away. 1736 01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:26,917 Walk away like you always fucking do! 1737 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,250 - I don't walk away. - [scoffs] Bullshit. 1738 01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,583 Anytime you can't deal with anything emotionally, 1739 01:11:31,667 --> 01:11:33,583 you just turn around and walk away 1740 01:11:33,667 --> 01:11:35,083 with a little tail between your legs. 1741 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,792 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1742 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,667 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1743 01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:40,125 It's between your legs right now... 1744 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:41,166 - It is not. 1745 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,458 - Sticking out like a little dick. 1746 01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:45,000 Just like this. - My tail is not a little dick. 1747 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,792 - Yes, it is, go! - My tail is high! 1748 01:11:46,875 --> 01:11:50,583 - [scoffs] Your tail hasn't been high in years, Mel. 1749 01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:53,166 - It is right now. Take a good look at my asshole! 1750 01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:56,834 - Let me see. It's a dick tail... 1751 01:11:56,917 --> 01:11:59,000 poking out! - You're a dick tail! 1752 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:00,667 - Dick tails, whoo-hoo! 1753 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:03,667 [dramatic music] 1754 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:05,750 ♪ ♪ 1755 01:12:05,834 --> 01:12:08,291 - If she's not here by 8:00, she'll forfeit. 1756 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,166 - Hell, yes. 1757 01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:11,792 - You're cool with that? 1758 01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:13,917 - I'll be the first ever arm wrestler 1759 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,792 to win a grand slam. 1760 01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:18,625 - It's not really winning if you don't even compete. 1761 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:21,000 - Shut the fuck up. 1762 01:12:21,083 --> 01:12:22,834 Do my shoulders. 1763 01:12:22,917 --> 01:12:23,875 - Yes. 1764 01:12:23,959 --> 01:12:26,041 ♪ ♪ 1765 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:28,792 Um, it's hard with these things. 1766 01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:30,834 - Work around it. - Yes. 1767 01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:37,917 ♪ ♪ 1768 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:45,834 - Hi, one. 1769 01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:47,834 [intercom chimes] 1770 01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:49,166 - Your attention, customers-- 1771 01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:51,834 next train on track three... 1772 01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,500 - I'm just gonna go wherever and figure it out. 1773 01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:56,125 [laughter] 1774 01:12:56,208 --> 01:12:59,166 Oh, Sue. 1775 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:00,375 Sue, you crack me up. 1776 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,750 I mean, I've never been out of the country before. 1777 01:13:01,834 --> 01:13:03,875 - I don't get why, Dottie. 1778 01:13:03,959 --> 01:13:08,208 Friends forever, right? - Friends forever, yes. 1779 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:11,417 - Hey, Danny. - Hey, Jerry. 1780 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,959 - You okay? - No. 1781 01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:19,333 - Make that bread bitch bleed. 1782 01:13:19,417 --> 01:13:20,750 [laughter] 1783 01:13:20,834 --> 01:13:23,333 - Yeah. Yeah! 1784 01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,166 [laughter] 1785 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,208 - Fuck, yeah! 1786 01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:29,083 I think I can feel her getting skinnier. 1787 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:30,417 Yeah! 1788 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:32,250 - Hey! 1789 01:13:35,959 --> 01:13:37,208 That's Melanie's costume. 1790 01:13:37,291 --> 01:13:38,709 - You got nothing else in your life, 1791 01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,583 do you, Danny? 1792 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,750 Well, you couldn't wrestle, 1793 01:13:42,834 --> 01:13:44,458 so you dragged your silly, little friend here 1794 01:13:44,542 --> 01:13:45,959 to wrestle for you. 1795 01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:47,375 Pathetic. 1796 01:13:47,458 --> 01:13:52,291 Turns out, she's a loser just like you. 1797 01:13:52,375 --> 01:13:54,625 - Oh, good one! 1798 01:13:54,709 --> 01:13:56,625 - Jerry, beer me. 1799 01:13:58,375 --> 01:13:59,667 - Get her! Sic her! 1800 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,417 [energetic music] 1801 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:03,291 - Oh, Jerry, God damn it! 1802 01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,417 ♪ ♪ 1803 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,542 Oh, my God! 1804 01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:08,417 [screams] Ugh! 1805 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,917 Oh, no, oh, no! 1806 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:12,750 ♪ ♪ 1807 01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:14,917 - Who's dominating now, huh? 1808 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,291 ♪ ♪ 1809 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:23,083 - It is finally time for our grand finale! 1810 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:25,041 [cheers and applause] 1811 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:27,291 Tonight someone will walk away 1812 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:30,792 with $15,000! 1813 01:14:30,875 --> 01:14:32,959 [cheers and applause] 1814 01:14:33,041 --> 01:14:37,417 Who will be our champion? 1815 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,917 Sit tight. 1816 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:43,500 We're just moments away from the grand championship! 1817 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,250 - Danny! 1818 01:14:48,333 --> 01:14:50,500 Oh, my God! 1819 01:14:50,583 --> 01:14:53,000 - Mel? - Danny, what happened? 1820 01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:54,792 - What are you doing here? 1821 01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:56,834 You should be on your way back to Kansas. 1822 01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,583 - Jerry called me. Are you okay? 1823 01:14:59,667 --> 01:15:01,166 - God damn it, Jerry. 1824 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:04,458 I got in a fight with Brenda. 1825 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:07,458 - Danny, this crazy vendetta against Brenda 1826 01:15:07,542 --> 01:15:09,667 is not worth getting hurt like this. 1827 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:11,000 - Oh. 1828 01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:13,041 - Hey, Danny, take these for later. 1829 01:15:13,125 --> 01:15:15,166 - Oh, thank you. 1830 01:15:15,250 --> 01:15:17,000 - Is she gonna be okay? 1831 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:19,667 - She's a little beat up, but she'll be okay. 1832 01:15:19,750 --> 01:15:20,709 - Yeah. 1833 01:15:20,792 --> 01:15:22,166 - Why are you still wearing that? 1834 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:24,917 I told you before that you don't need it. 1835 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:30,208 - What? I don't understand. Don't need what? 1836 01:15:30,291 --> 01:15:32,542 - Eh... 1837 01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:36,834 Mel, I don't-- My wrist is fine. 1838 01:15:36,917 --> 01:15:38,166 - What? 1839 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:40,959 - After your first bout, I had Lauren check it out, 1840 01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:45,458 and it's totally healed. 1841 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:48,375 - Then why am I doing this? 1842 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:51,709 Why aren't you doing this whole tournament? 1843 01:15:51,792 --> 01:15:53,750 - To be very honest, it started off 1844 01:15:53,834 --> 01:15:56,000 as just I wanted revenge, 1845 01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:58,542 and you were a part of my plan, 1846 01:15:58,625 --> 01:16:03,041 but then I saw you out there just, oof, 1847 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:06,875 fucking destroying people left and right 1848 01:16:06,959 --> 01:16:10,542 and just becoming this... 1849 01:16:10,625 --> 01:16:14,500 this Melanie that I knew long ago. 1850 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,750 - So you did this for me? 1851 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,583 - Yeah. 1852 01:16:21,667 --> 01:16:24,625 - That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1853 01:16:24,709 --> 01:16:25,750 - Yeah, man. 1854 01:16:25,834 --> 01:16:27,208 [sighs] 1855 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,583 You're badass. [chuckles] 1856 01:16:29,667 --> 01:16:33,625 You're fucking badass, dude. - I am badass. 1857 01:16:33,709 --> 01:16:36,250 - You're a badass, and you're back! 1858 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:37,583 - And you know what? - What? 1859 01:16:37,667 --> 01:16:38,583 - I'ma go kick her ass! 1860 01:16:38,667 --> 01:16:40,250 - You're gonna beat the shit out of her! 1861 01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:41,500 - On the table. - We'll get a knife. 1862 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:42,500 - No, we won't get a knife. - What? 1863 01:16:42,583 --> 01:16:43,500 - I'm gonna do it in a regulated... 1864 01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:44,458 - Of course. 1865 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,750 - Safe way. - Of course. 1866 01:16:45,834 --> 01:16:47,125 - But I'm gonna kick that twat's ass! 1867 01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:50,125 - [laughs] Ah, she doesn't give a shit. 1868 01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:52,709 You're back! - Yeah, let's go! 1869 01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:53,959 - Tonight we find 1870 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:56,959 our ladies arm-wrestling champion! 1871 01:16:57,041 --> 01:16:59,875 [cheers and applause] 1872 01:16:59,959 --> 01:17:01,917 In this corner... 1873 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,125 There's legends in every sport. 1874 01:17:04,208 --> 01:17:06,834 There's Air Jordan, there's Iron Mike, 1875 01:17:06,917 --> 01:17:11,458 and there is Brenda the Bonecrusher! 1876 01:17:11,542 --> 01:17:13,625 [energetic rock music] 1877 01:17:13,709 --> 01:17:16,625 - [growls wildly] 1878 01:17:16,709 --> 01:17:21,125 - And her opponent came out of nowhere 1879 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,834 to take the arm-wrestling world by storm, 1880 01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:25,959 and if you can't take the heat, 1881 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:27,792 get out of her kitchen. 1882 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:30,291 It's the Breadwinner! 1883 01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:33,333 [cheers and applause] 1884 01:17:33,417 --> 01:17:38,417 ♪ ♪ 1885 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,125 [crowd chanting] Bread, bread, bread, bread! 1886 01:17:40,208 --> 01:17:42,583 bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, 1887 01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:46,625 bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread, bread! 1888 01:17:46,709 --> 01:17:50,250 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1889 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,000 - Yeah, Mel, come on! 1890 01:17:52,083 --> 01:17:53,458 You got this! - Yeah, come on, Mel! 1891 01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:58,000 - This championship bout is best two out of three! 1892 01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:00,959 [cheers and applause] 1893 01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:09,458 - Wrestlers ready... 1894 01:18:09,542 --> 01:18:12,458 [tense music] 1895 01:18:12,542 --> 01:18:14,667 ♪ ♪ 1896 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:16,542 - Scared yet? 1897 01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:19,333 - I was born scared. 1898 01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:20,417 - Set... 1899 01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:23,041 Go! 1900 01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:26,125 [cheers and applause] 1901 01:18:28,917 --> 01:18:32,375 - You can do it! Come on, Mel, you got this! 1902 01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:37,208 [cheers and applause] 1903 01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:38,709 You did it! Just one more. 1904 01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:40,750 Just one more. You got this. 1905 01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:47,542 ♪ ♪ 1906 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:50,250 - You can do it, Brenda. 1907 01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:57,333 ♪ ♪ 1908 01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:01,667 - Scared yet? 1909 01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:03,417 - Fuck off. 1910 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:05,750 - Set... 1911 01:19:06,959 --> 01:19:08,083 Go! 1912 01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:09,333 - Here we go now! - Yeah! 1913 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:11,083 - Go, go, go, go, go! 1914 01:19:11,166 --> 01:19:13,333 - Come on, Brenda! 1915 01:19:13,417 --> 01:19:15,417 - Keep your form, Mel! 1916 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,250 Mel, you're in break-arm position! 1917 01:19:17,333 --> 01:19:18,417 No! 1918 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,083 [arm snaps] - Ow! 1919 01:19:20,166 --> 01:19:21,500 - Yeah! 1920 01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,583 [crowd cheering and shouting] 1921 01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:27,125 - Aah! 1922 01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:31,166 ♪ ♪ 1923 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:33,709 [whimpering] 1924 01:19:33,792 --> 01:19:36,250 - You're doing great. I'll be right back. 1925 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:37,959 - Aah! Aah! 1926 01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:41,041 - [gagging] 1927 01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:44,750 - Don't get--ugh. - Oh, fuck! 1928 01:19:44,834 --> 01:19:47,250 [both gagging] 1929 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:48,417 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1930 01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,250 I've never seen anything look like that before. 1931 01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:52,709 - What does it look like? Is it bad? 1932 01:19:52,792 --> 01:19:54,291 - Yeah, it's bad. Don't look at it. 1933 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:55,417 - I have to look. - What? 1934 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,041 - I have to look. - Please don't look at it. 1935 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,166 No, you don't. Don't look at it, please. 1936 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:00,500 Please don't look-- 1937 01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,959 [both screaming] 1938 01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,750 Why did you look at it? 1939 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:06,041 Ew! 1940 01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,125 Ew, Mel! Oh, my God! 1941 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,417 Mel! 1942 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,792 - [sobs] 1943 01:20:10,875 --> 01:20:12,625 - I want to give you a hug, but I'm scared it's gonna-- 1944 01:20:12,709 --> 01:20:14,625 oh--fuck that up! 1945 01:20:14,709 --> 01:20:18,125 Mel, I'm so sorry I did this to you. 1946 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:19,458 I fucked up! 1947 01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:22,333 This is all my fucking fault. I'm so sorry. 1948 01:20:22,417 --> 01:20:25,125 - Danny, no, no, no. 1949 01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:27,792 It's not your fault. - What? 1950 01:20:27,875 --> 01:20:29,417 - For the first time in my life, 1951 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:32,458 I feel like I'm in my life, you know? 1952 01:20:32,542 --> 01:20:35,667 Like, I feel like I'm living, 1953 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:39,542 like I'm making choices, and I'm breaking things. 1954 01:20:39,625 --> 01:20:42,834 [screams] - [gagging] 1955 01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:43,917 Oh, my God. 1956 01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:49,333 - I'm so grateful to you. 1957 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:51,709 I'm so thankful. - What? 1958 01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:54,208 - I know this seems really bad, 1959 01:20:54,291 --> 01:20:56,458 but it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 1960 01:20:56,542 --> 01:20:58,000 - Whoa. 1961 01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:00,542 - And I wouldn't have done it if it weren't for you, 1962 01:21:00,625 --> 01:21:04,583 and I'm just so, so, so thankful 1963 01:21:04,667 --> 01:21:06,792 that you pushed me to do this. 1964 01:21:06,875 --> 01:21:09,000 Oh, I didn't want to disappoint you, 1965 01:21:09,083 --> 01:21:10,959 and I'm sorry that I didn't win. 1966 01:21:11,041 --> 01:21:12,875 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1967 01:21:12,959 --> 01:21:15,208 You didn't disappoint me. 1968 01:21:15,291 --> 01:21:17,667 Did you see what you did out there? 1969 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:20,000 You fucking destroyed it. 1970 01:21:20,083 --> 01:21:23,542 I've never seen anything like that before! 1971 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:26,125 I'm so fucking proud of you. 1972 01:21:26,208 --> 01:21:27,709 - Thank you, Danny. 1973 01:21:27,792 --> 01:21:29,375 - And this-- 1974 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:33,792 none of this is worth it, you know? 1975 01:21:33,875 --> 01:21:37,000 This is worth-- [both gag] 1976 01:21:37,083 --> 01:21:39,375 I fucking looked. 1977 01:21:39,458 --> 01:21:42,333 None of this is worth it, okay? - All right. Okay. 1978 01:21:42,417 --> 01:21:44,250 - And it's okay to walk away. 1979 01:21:46,417 --> 01:21:47,417 - Mm-hmm. 1980 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,583 - I'm gonna go tell them that you're out, okay? 1981 01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:51,291 Then we'll get you fixed up. 1982 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:04,250 [spirited music] 1983 01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:11,333 ♪ ♪ 1984 01:22:25,625 --> 01:22:28,750 Hey, man, she's out. 1985 01:22:28,834 --> 01:22:31,417 Her arm was really messed up. 1986 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,417 - I'm gonna have to give it to Bonecrusher. 1987 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:34,625 - Yeah. 1988 01:22:34,709 --> 01:22:36,625 [microphone feedback whines] Fuck. 1989 01:22:36,709 --> 01:22:39,750 - ♪ Tell 'em it's just a matter of time ♪ 1990 01:22:39,834 --> 01:22:43,125 ♪ It's just a matter of time ♪ 1991 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,667 ♪ Goddamn, we're coming back strong ♪ 1992 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,333 ♪ Ain't nobody, and down we roll ♪ 1993 01:22:48,417 --> 01:22:49,959 ♪ ♪ 1994 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:52,125 [cheers and applause] 1995 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:56,000 - Whoa! Oh, my God! 1996 01:22:56,083 --> 01:22:58,750 ♪ ♪ 1997 01:22:58,834 --> 01:23:01,291 - ♪ You're gonna thank me later ♪ 1998 01:23:01,375 --> 01:23:05,083 ♪ ♪ 1999 01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:06,709 [cheers and applause] 2000 01:23:06,792 --> 01:23:08,834 - Mel, are you sure you want to do this? 2001 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,333 - I'm not gonna walk away anymore. 2002 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:15,709 - Okay, you can't grip the pin, 2003 01:23:15,792 --> 01:23:19,291 so use your foot as an anchor! 2004 01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:21,250 - She's back, ladies and gentlemen. 2005 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:23,750 Not even a broken arm can stop her. 2006 01:23:23,834 --> 01:23:26,834 [scattered cheers] 2007 01:23:26,917 --> 01:23:29,792 [dramatic rock music] 2008 01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:33,166 ♪ ♪ 2009 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:35,542 - Oh, my God. 2010 01:23:35,625 --> 01:23:37,667 - So who the hell are you now? 2011 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,208 ♪ ♪ 2012 01:23:39,291 --> 01:23:40,375 - Go! 2013 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:45,000 [crowd shouting] 2014 01:23:45,083 --> 01:23:47,083 - [chuckles] 2015 01:23:49,041 --> 01:23:52,875 - I am Golden Arm. 2016 01:23:52,959 --> 01:23:55,333 - Golden Arm! - Golden Arm, whoo-hoo! 2017 01:23:55,417 --> 01:23:56,709 [crowd chanting] Golden Arm! 2018 01:23:56,792 --> 01:23:59,542 Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2019 01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:00,959 Golden Arm! 2020 01:24:01,041 --> 01:24:03,792 Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2021 01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:05,125 Golden Arm! 2022 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:08,208 - [screams] 2023 01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:11,166 [cheers and applause] - Winner! 2024 01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:13,583 [triumphant music] 2025 01:24:13,667 --> 01:24:16,583 [cheers and applause] 2026 01:24:16,667 --> 01:24:23,542 ♪ ♪ 2027 01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:25,583 - Oh, my God, you did it! 2028 01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:27,667 Holy shit, Jerry, she fucking did it! 2029 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:30,417 ♪ ♪ 2030 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:31,750 She fucking did it! 2031 01:24:31,834 --> 01:24:38,792 ♪ ♪ 2032 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:08,792 [crowd chanting] Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2033 01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:11,709 Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2034 01:25:11,792 --> 01:25:13,291 Golden Arm! 2035 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:16,083 Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2036 01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:17,583 Golden Arm! 2037 01:25:17,667 --> 01:25:20,417 Golden Arm! Golden Arm! 2038 01:25:20,500 --> 01:25:22,792 Golden Arm! 2039 01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:24,625 [crowd shouting] 2040 01:25:24,709 --> 01:25:27,625 [dramatic music] 2041 01:25:27,709 --> 01:25:32,625 ♪ ♪ 2042 01:25:32,709 --> 01:25:34,458 - Ready, set, go! 2043 01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:35,959 [shouting continues] 2044 01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:42,959 ♪ ♪ 2045 01:25:43,041 --> 01:25:45,959 [upbeat electronic music] 2046 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:53,041 ♪ ♪ 2047 01:26:05,375 --> 01:26:07,250 - [coughing] - Call my dad. 2048 01:26:07,333 --> 01:26:09,333 - [coughs] - Is someone? 2049 01:26:09,417 --> 01:26:11,458 - Oh. 2050 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:13,166 - Danny. 2051 01:26:13,250 --> 01:26:16,000 - [coughs] My choker's too tight. 2052 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,250 [coughs] - [chuckles] 2053 01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:18,750 - Yeah, Bonecrusher! 2054 01:26:18,834 --> 01:26:20,500 - I don't think there's a camera there. 2055 01:26:20,583 --> 01:26:21,834 ♪ ♪ 2056 01:26:21,917 --> 01:26:23,375 - Mouthy ones. 2057 01:26:23,458 --> 01:26:25,375 Ooh, some of them were talkers. 2058 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:26,875 ♪ ♪ 2059 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:28,625 - Hey! - [muffled speech] 2060 01:26:28,709 --> 01:26:32,166 ♪ ♪ 2061 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:34,000 - Ooh! - I'll fuck you in a car! 2062 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,667 [laughs] Yeah! 2063 01:26:35,750 --> 01:26:38,291 - I don't even know if I'm supposed to be back here. 2064 01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:39,500 - Probably not. 2065 01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:41,375 ♪ ♪ 2066 01:26:41,458 --> 01:26:42,959 - I'm already here, though. 2067 01:26:43,041 --> 01:26:44,959 - My aunt can do this, and she's got a hook. 2068 01:26:45,041 --> 01:26:45,959 Come on. 2069 01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:47,667 ♪ ♪ 2070 01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:49,834 - [spits] What the fuck is in this? 2071 01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:51,041 - Tobacco spit. 2072 01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:52,542 [cans hissing] - Ooh! 2073 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:54,417 - [screams] 2074 01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:56,250 - I'm gonna throw up. - Oh, yeah. 2075 01:26:58,917 --> 01:27:00,458 - Mel is Golden Arm. 2076 01:27:00,542 --> 01:27:02,375 I mean, it's amazing. 2077 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:04,250 - Some guys, they like little waves. 2078 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:07,375 Some guys, they like, you know, women they can carry. 2079 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:09,542 No, carry me, carry me. 2080 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:11,125 I want to be the little spoon. 2081 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,000 - That's what I'm talking about. 2082 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,542 - I really like Jerry. 2083 01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:19,000 He's so sweaty. 2084 01:27:20,417 --> 01:27:22,542 I bet he'd be really slippery. 2085 01:27:22,625 --> 01:27:24,625 - I got just a little Frisbee, you know, 2086 01:27:24,709 --> 01:27:26,542 in case you want to have fun with that, 2087 01:27:26,625 --> 01:27:28,709 and a light if it gets dark. 2088 01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:29,917 [chuckles] 2089 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,709 I got tongs. Always need good tongs. 2090 01:27:32,792 --> 01:27:35,375 - When I first met Danny, I saw myself in her. 2091 01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:39,417 I--she felt like a young Randy. 2092 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:43,208 But, um, I was never that stupid. 2093 01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:45,417 - Maybe she's jealous, you know? 2094 01:27:45,500 --> 01:27:47,250 I... [inhales sharply] I hate that. 2095 01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:48,667 I hate the thought of that, 2096 01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:51,250 but she is weird about her scones, right? 2097 01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:54,458 Am I right? I mean, she's weird. 2098 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:56,625 - Watch this, guys. Watch this. 2099 01:27:56,709 --> 01:27:58,417 Wait. 2100 01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:01,792 [chuckling] Pretty cool, huh? 2101 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,917 I can do it with almost any pair of glasses. 2102 01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:08,250 - Star Arena, turns out, is built on an ancient ocean, 2103 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:10,917 so that's where I come from. 2104 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:14,625 Just sort of emerged out of some kelp, seaweed, coral, 2105 01:28:14,709 --> 01:28:19,583 and now this is a women's arm-wrestling arena, 2106 01:28:19,667 --> 01:28:22,250 and turns out I fit in pretty good. 2107 01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,959 - So you know what I say to all you ladies out there? 2108 01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:26,291 Don't be afraid! 2109 01:28:26,375 --> 01:28:30,625 Crush, crush, crush the world! 2110 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:33,083 [screaming wildly] 2111 01:28:33,166 --> 01:28:34,875 - Labes out! 2112 01:30:36,291 --> 01:30:38,750 - All right, ladies and gentlemen, 2113 01:30:38,834 --> 01:30:41,250 and that was the legend of the Golden Arm. 2114 01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:43,125 So... 2115 01:30:43,208 --> 01:30:44,417 movie's over. 2116 01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:45,834 You can all go now. 2117 01:30:45,917 --> 01:30:47,959 Just go on. Get out of here. 2118 01:30:48,041 --> 01:30:50,583 And pick up after yourself on the way out. 2119 01:30:50,667 --> 01:30:53,917 Have a little consideration for the people that work here. 2120 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:56,000 Thank you very much. 2121 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:00,125 That's it, go. 136272

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