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upbeat music
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It's Showtime tonight
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Previously onBlack Monday...
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I thought you said
the RNC hated me.
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They did, until
your assassination attempt,
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and now you are polling
through the roof.
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Pastor Swafford.
You're still a monster.
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I will hang you out to dry.
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Old Keithy is finally
in charge now.
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You answer to me.
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$1 million went missing.
We know it was you.
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[Dawn]I need a job.
I just need a company name
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to satisfy my parole officer.
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They're charging me
with securities fraud.
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I can fix this.
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You can never fix this.
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We should just be focused
on being
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-a couple...
-Friends.
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...of friends.
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[Mo]Dawny, Dawn, Dawn.
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So I'm pretty sure you spent
another post-prison weekend
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partying till the break
of you
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and are too hungover
to pick up
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without throwing up.
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but I really need
to tell you something,
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big,
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bigger than big, fucking huge.
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Pick up. Pick up.
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Pick up.
Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
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Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
Pick up. Fuck!
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This news is way too big
to leave on your machine,
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but you really should be
the first to know.
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But I really wanna see
your face when I tell you.
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But I really don't want you
to hear it from someone else.
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Ooh, what to do, what to do,
what to do, what to do,
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what to do, what to do.
What should I do?
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Stop eating
the whole fucking tape!
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Respect the fucking tape.
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[Mo]I guess I'll just tell you
when you get here.
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Oh, and you better fucking
get here fast
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'cause your parole officer
called,
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and she's coming by right now
to shadow you all day.
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-Fuck!
-[Mo]Sorry.
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Probably should've led
with that.
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She sounded like
a real "See you next Tuesday,
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you fucking cunt."
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Wait, did I...
Did I do that wrong?
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Eric Clapton's "Pretending"
playing
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How many times
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Must we tell the tale?
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How many times
must we fall?
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Living in lost memory
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You just recalled
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I get lost in alibis
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No, thanks.
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Sadness can't prevail
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Ugh.
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Shit.
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Don't be pretending
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About how you feel
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Don't be pretending
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-I'm...
-Coming!
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Don't be pretending
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About how you feel
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Don't be pretending
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Hey.
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If anybody asks,
I work here, okay?
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Wait, you work here now?
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You take the question mark
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off that sentence,
motherfucker.
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My parole officer will be here
any minute. Fuck.
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Uh, chairman of Ways
and Means, sir, three o'clock.
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Hmm...
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Who are you talking to?
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Idiot,
I'm just pretending.
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-Dawn Darcy.
-Congressman Pfaff.
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Ahh!
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All right.
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-Now...
How can I help you?
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Girl, I am so glad
my PO is a Henrietta
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and not a Henry,
if you know what I mean.
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-I prefer Henry.
-Totally.
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Yeah, no, I just mean
that you understand
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the struggle that the ladies
face in the workplace.
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That's why when I was CEO,
I employed only women.
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-Except for me and Wayne.
-Ahh, yes, diversity hires.
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Takes great pride in her work
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at her
prior criminal enterprise.
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Okay, now,
where is your workstation?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I am actually right over here.
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It is my girl, Missy.
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Missy is my office BFF.
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Are you talking to me?
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Bitch,
I know you not gonna act.
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You know I'm talking to you.
Oh, my God, she is so crazy.
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You are crazy,
you sexy bitch, you.
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Oh.
Okay, so is this your desk?
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Yes, this is my,
well, my home away from home.
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So this is your needlepoint?
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And this is your trophy?
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And these are your condoms?
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Missy, bitch, I swear to God,
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I'ma shoot you in your eye
with a fucking BB gun again.
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You play too much.
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I told you
I'ma punch you in your titties.
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You're at it again.
I told you she was crazy.
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No, here at KokoMo Co,
we have this thing we do
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called Mix Up Mondays
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where we switch everybody's
shit off each other's desk,
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and this bitch
is the ringleader.
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No, it's Monday fun day.
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That's what Mo, Mr. Monroe,
my boss, calls it, actually.
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-[Mo]Hey, hey!
Oh, champagne?
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No, I-I never touch
this stuff. Not for me.
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It's just Moet Mondays.
You know, what can you do?
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So it's Mix Up Monday
and Moet Monday
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'cause it's Monday fun day.
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-Yes.
-Even though today is Tuesday?
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Is that who I think it is?
-Hey!
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Yes.
This is Mr. Monroe.
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And this is my parole officer,
Henry.
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-Hello. Henry?
-Henry.
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Okay, Henry.
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Write this shit down verbatim.
-Mm-hmm.
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Ms. Dawn Darcy is
the most hardworking,
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honest, home run employee
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that I have ever had
the honor to work with.
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Okay?
She's the best.
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Best employee,
but bestfriend...
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Making it weird.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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And I also have
to introduce you all
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to Ms. Nomi Maldona.
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She is a supernova
singing sensation.
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And she also happens to be
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our latest signing
to KokoMo Co Records, so...
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Yes, which explains
the champagne better.
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Yeah,
it explains the champagne.
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And, oh, I don't know,
your fiancée, Momo.
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Whoops, left something out.
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We're getting hitched, y'all.
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Yeah, look at that.
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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It's nice, right?
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-Yes, congratulations.
-Yeah.
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upbeat '80s music
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Good news, Lar.
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By reducing Pfaffashions'
toilet paper to single ply,
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we're able to see some savings.
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Now, granted, it's not a lot,
but in this business,
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it's death by a thousand butts.
Am I right?
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-Have a seat.
-Yeah, sure.
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-What's up?
-No, not there.
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There.
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Okay.
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You know, my brother set up
this putting green to teach me.
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Lenny's a big golf guy?
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Nah, he thought
the game was too ethnic.
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He did it
to teach me discipline.
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Not bad.
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I guess I have to be
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the big brother now.
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Ow!
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I sent you to Pfaffashions
to find the fat.
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A sorority sister with
a sharpie could have done it.
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No, no, no.
No, no, please.
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Ow!
Ow!
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Instead, I hear the She-E-O
is still using company cash
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like it's her personal ATM
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by dumping it
into her husband's campaign.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You know, Keith,
there is a vast chasm
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between working
for the Leighman brothers
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and being a Leighman brother.
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It takes balls of steel.
Do you have them?
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dramatic music
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I do.
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Oh!
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And to think
I was gonna give you our nose.
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Welcome to your new office.
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Wow.
I love the dark wood.
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It was Dick Cheney's office
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before he became secretary of defense.
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Wow, if these walls
could talk.
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They wouldn't dare.
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Cheney had the wallpaper
made from NDAs.
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Word.
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Well, looks like
the RNC is a fan of RN-Me.
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Play your cards right,
and you could nab the VP slot
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for the next
presidential campaign.
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You've got all
the right players behind you.
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-Baby boomers...
-Ah.
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People who value the sanctity
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of banning abortion clinics.
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Yes, sir, as well as Big Jesus,
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Big Pharma, and Bigots United.
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The only part
of the conservative coalition
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you haven't nailed down
is the NRA.
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What? But I was shot
and I didn't blame the gun.
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Don't worry, their annual
Shoot-A-Thon is tomorrow.
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It's NRA president
Charlton Heston's
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signature event.
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He autographs
the spent shell castings.
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So, you know, you just have
to go there and--
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Talk shit,
shoot shit, get shitfaced.
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Talk about shooting fish
in a barrel.
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That was
last year's competition, sir.
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This year, it's baby ducks
in a pond.
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And once Heston's signs off
on you,
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the sky's the limit.
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Not for the baby ducks,
of course.
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Of course.
Now, speaking
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of shooting adorable babes,
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where are we on who shot me?
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They're zeroing in
on a suspect.
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We should have a name for you
just as soon
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as we finish the focus groups.
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I'm sorry, what now?
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Well, the RNC
has been workshopping
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a few options.
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A Greenpeace-loving activist,
a lesbo...
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-Fun.
-...George Soros.
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Okay, cool.
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But what about who actually
shot me, like, in reality?
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Stop worrying
about reality, sir.
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You're a Republican.
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Someone tried to kill me.
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Now, maybe because I'm me,
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but I would actually like
to find out who--
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Jerked your limp
political career
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into a rock-hard rocket ride?
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-Werner...
Yeah.
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So maybe don't go digging, sir.
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Okay.
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Hey, you.
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-Hey.
-How you doing?
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I'm fine.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Okay, 'cause it seemed
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like you ran in here
and you were kinda upset
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like you were gonna have
a cry or something.
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It's understandable, babe.
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I'm certainly not gonna cry
over some shit like that.
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No, actually, I'm fine.
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Look, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you
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about me and Nomi earlier.
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There just wasn't any time,
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and it didn't seem like
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leaving all that
on your answering machine
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was really the best way to go.
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There was no tape left.
You know what? You used it all.
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I did.
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And I need...
I need another fucking tape.
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Maxell 120.
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I know your flavor.
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None of that
fucking Memorex bullshit.
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00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,275
Fuck Memorex.
258
00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,444
But speaking of, her demo,
you gotta listen to it.
259
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,613
This shit will really dampen up
your eyes and thighs.
260
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,448
Jesus.
Dampen up? No-no.
261
00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,450
-Well, check it out.
-Okay.
262
00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,951
[both]Neither Of Us
Has Ever Felt
263
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,746
The Feelings We're Feeling
Before.
264
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:22,955
It's got a nice ring
to it.
265
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,457
-Now, I have one question.
-Yeah.
266
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:25,625
Is the song as long
as the title,
267
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,460
or is it short?
268
00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:28,919
You really are brave.
269
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,463
You are fighting
through this amazingly.
270
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,173
Oh, no, listen, and so are you,
271
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:34,342
because you know I love
that your ego
272
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:36,177
has allowed you to be friends,
273
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,012
you know,
because that's what I wanted.
274
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,972
Great, because
that's what I want too, Dawny.
275
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,098
Good. That's all I want.
I mean, I said it, obviously.
276
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,808
All right? Good.
That's what we both want.
277
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,310
Great. And I hope that in time,
278
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,770
you know,
when your heart heals,
279
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,481
you, me, and Nomi,
we can be the best of friends.
280
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:49,815
And I'm sorry again, okay?
281
00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:51,484
I'm sorry.
All right?
282
00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:53,194
Because if you don't stop
apologizing,
283
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,987
I swear I'm gonna pull
a fucking Jammer.
284
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,989
I'm gonna jump off
your fucking balcony.
285
00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,491
-Oh.
286
00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,659
You'd kill yourself
287
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,118
just because I got engaged?
That's--
288
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,079
I'm not doing this
with you, okay?
289
00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,830
Okay.
290
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,708
Stop it.
Stop making that fucking face.
291
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:14,173
Well, at least
you're not rebounding.
292
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,425
-Back to work.
-Hang in there, champ.
293
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,177
No, nothing to hang in for.
I'm fine.
294
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,346
Yeah, you've said that
a number of times. I got it.
295
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,515
Really?
I'm joking.
296
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:25,351
No, I'm good.
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
297
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,311
And thank you.
I can't wait to listen to this.
298
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,564
-It's great.
-Yeah, well, okay. We'll see.
299
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,902
peppy music
300
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,241
Knock, knock, tough rock.
301
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:43,202
Holy shit, Maurice Monroe.
302
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,204
What brings you down
to the Shmona district?
303
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,332
I got big news, K-Man.
I'm engaged.
304
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,751
Wait, really? Holy shit.
305
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,879
Wow, you two crazy...kids
finally did it.
306
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,214
Talk about the world's longest
307
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,007
"will they, won't they
ever get it right?"
308
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,718
That's a real Salmon Diane.
309
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,219
Oh,Cheers.
310
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,637
Yeah, where everybody knows
you're white.
311
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,848
No, the dish, Salmon Diane.
312
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,058
Yeah, sure could never
quite nail that recipe.
313
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,227
Why would I know anything
about your wife's cooking?
314
00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:11,689
Anyway, hey, congratulations.
You and Dawn, I called it.
315
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,524
Well, it's actually not Dawn.
316
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,569
It's...
Met a girl three days ago.
317
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,070
Her name's Nomi.
318
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:21,240
And I know it's brand new,
but we're in love.
319
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,908
Twist. Classic Mo.
320
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,076
You know, back in the day,
321
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,411
you would've been
the first person I told.
322
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,704
And we would've gone out
323
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,748
and coked our beaks bloody.
324
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,416
Oh, it would've been bad.
325
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,085
Would've been so bad.
326
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,422
Hey, thanks, you know,
for coming here.
327
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:39,592
I know it takes a big man
to admit when they're wrong.
328
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,093
Oh, no.
329
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,220
You think that's why
I'm down here?
330
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:46,432
I am down here because
you and Larry are holding
331
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,142
my record label hostage.
332
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,436
And the only thing worse than
fucking with a man's livelihood
333
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,604
is fucking with his woman.
334
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:53,272
And 'cause she's signed
to my label,
335
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,149
you and Larry
are fucking with both.
336
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,276
So I am here
to personally tell you,
337
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,112
you better get
this fucking IPO thing right.
338
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,113
You got it?
339
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:03,282
tense music
340
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,034
Damn, your hair looks good.
341
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,827
You're not shitting me
right now, are you?
342
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,454
It's amazing.
-It's fucking great, right?
343
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,705
-What did you do?
344
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,664
Took a long time.
I went to Germany--
345
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,666
Don't care. Fuck off.
346
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,797
Classic Mo.
347
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,966
You know what I've been
reading recently?
348
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,593
The Bible.
349
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,887
I dig it.
It's weird.
350
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,306
It's likeThe Hobbit
a little bit.
351
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,225
Wait a minute.
Wait.
352
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,479
We were here before that guy.
Why are we still sitting here?
353
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,939
That's why.
354
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,232
All the other labels,
they pay to play,
355
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:39,318
but Mo doesn't think it's
kosher, so...
356
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,737
So since Mo is on
this integrity kick,
357
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:42,905
you gotta sit here all day?
358
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,490
Okay.
So I know you're new here,
359
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,492
but you sure seem confused.
360
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:49,119
Henry, why don't you just
do your job, and I'll do mine?
361
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:50,996
My job is to watch
you do your job.
362
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,164
Yes.
363
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:56,001
Tony. What's up?
364
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,503
Any new artists
I should check out?
365
00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,796
We just signed
a 103-year-old man.
366
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,797
This dude's incredible...
367
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,048
Okay. You know what?
368
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:01,924
You have better cut this shit,
369
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,217
or I'm gonna report you.
370
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,095
You've been acting
fucking weird all day.
371
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:08,305
Do you even work at KokoMo Co?
372
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,766
tense music
373
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,269
Oh, God. You're right.
374
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,479
Listen, I have been
acting fucking weird,
375
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,106
but it's not because of my job.
376
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,984
It's...
377
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,193
It's Mo.
378
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,444
Your boss?
379
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:26,115
My boss and my on-
and off-again boyfriend
380
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,700
for the last 15 years.
And then--
381
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,785
You guys were together
for 15 years?
382
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,662
Yes. I mean, and no.
383
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,956
I mean, I was married.
But yes.
384
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,708
And then, suddenly,
he gets engaged,
385
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,334
and I try to act
like I'm fine,
386
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,836
but I'm not fine.
387
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,129
How the fuck could I be fine?
388
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,505
No, girl, listen, I get it.
389
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,717
I just got outta something
that was crazy.
390
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,343
Messy-ass breakup.
391
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,804
Nothing I did for, like,
three months made any sense.
392
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,681
Girl, I get it.
It's complicated.
393
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,391
Oh, yes, you understand.
394
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,435
It's like a Rubik's cube
with pubes.
395
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,770
Okay. You know what?
396
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,105
I don't think
you need me on top of you
397
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,523
on top of everything else.
398
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,817
So don't even worry about it.
It's fine.
399
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,486
I'll just see you next week
400
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,697
and the week after that...
401
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,616
and the week after that.
402
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,201
-Oh.
403
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,581
This bitch.
404
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,712
Ah, ah!
Give me some sugar. Yeah.
405
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,839
Fucking freaks.
406
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,010
Honey, I'd rather be a freak
than a--
407
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,094
Keith?
408
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:30,930
Mike?
409
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,349
Jesus, when did you join
Cirque du Sogay?
410
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,725
Hair.
411
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:38,103
Uh...ish.
412
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,521
How've you been?
413
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,941
You mean since I almost went
to jail because of you?
414
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,777
Yeah, that was kind of
the time frame
415
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:45,945
I was referring to, yeah.
416
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,072
I'm good.
I'm really good.
417
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,615
-Good.
Look at you.
418
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,908
You're back in the closet?
419
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,744
No. What?
No, I'm just--I'm working.
420
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,746
And I...
421
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,623
Holy shit.
Are those skants?
422
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,625
Oh, yeah,
423
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,419
I call it an asscape.
424
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,837
Yeah, I-I make those.
425
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,798
Actually I'm taking
Pfaffashions public
426
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,883
because IPOs,
they're the next big thing.
427
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,343
I mean, LBOs--
428
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,928
Stop, I fell asleep.
429
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,681
Look, we're keeping
the party going...
430
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:17,101
but I'm sure you can't.
431
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:21,021
I can, I just I can't
'cause it's cants.
432
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:25,818
Well, I'm DJing
at House Cat tonight.
433
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,361
Tonight's bad.
I got a--I got a thing.
434
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,321
-How about tomorrow night?
-I have a thing too.
435
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,992
You know what?
I DJ every single night.
436
00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,954
So if you change your mind
and your clothes
437
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,415
and your life,
438
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,000
stop by.
439
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,461
Be good to see you
for old time's sake.
440
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:48,507
And here, a gift.
441
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,801
Courage.
442
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,761
Bye, bow-tie.
443
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,514
electronic music
444
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,895
-Hey.
-Hey.
445
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,106
Do you mind
if we Deep Throat this?
446
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,025
-You're the expert.
-Oh, ho.
447
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,735
No, I just mean, like,
back to back
448
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,361
like spies, you know, for fun.
449
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,448
You mean for your reputation?
450
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,366
Because you don't wanna be seen
with a convicted criminal,
451
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,910
even though the whole reason
that you have a reputation
452
00:17:16,952 --> 00:17:18,537
and that I'm
a convicted criminal
453
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,788
is because you fucked me.
454
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,999
No, no, no. I fucked Mo.
455
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,709
You fucked yourself.
I don't know
456
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,878
why you sacrifice yourself
for someone so selfish.
457
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,047
You didn't even come visit me.
458
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:29,923
You told me you didn't want me
to come visit you.
459
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,301
Because that's what
you fucking say when...
460
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,552
you know what?
Fuck you, dude.
461
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,638
Whatever.
462
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,891
-So?
-So...
463
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:40,392
How've you been?
Are you seeing anybody?
464
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,020
No, I meant, so are you gonna
expunge my record or not?
465
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,065
That's the only reason
I'm here.
466
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:50,569
It will be done.
And for what it's worth...
467
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:54,573
thank you for coming
to visit me in the hospital.
468
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,534
It was really scary.
I mean, I almost--
469
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,744
I know, I know.
470
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,704
After everything that
we've been through...
471
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,498
-That's why I went.
-I know.
472
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:08,170
Mo's engaged...
473
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,797
to a child,
474
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,465
not that it matters to me.
475
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,717
Well, you're clearly in love
with that guy.
476
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,219
No.
Why does everyone think that?
477
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,807
Dawn, c'mon, it's just us.
478
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,266
No, no.
479
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:25,020
There is no us, not anymore.
480
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,897
somber music
481
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,398
No, no, no, no.
Wait.
482
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,691
We can, you know, I don't know,
483
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,443
troll for dick.
484
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,866
Sounds like fun.
485
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:41,036
No, I'm sorry.
486
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:45,457
I don't wanna be seen
with you, Congressman...
487
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,709
for my reputation.
488
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,462
somber electronic music
489
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,096
[Blair]I have everything
I ever wanted.
490
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,141
Money, power, perfect pitch.
491
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,184
But even with all that
and every pleasure center
492
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:08,897
maxed out on the reg,
I'm still feeling... bad.
493
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,608
I mean,
everyone I know hates me.
494
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,404
It's like,
"Did I do something wrong?"
495
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,949
I mean, that's crazy, right?
And you would know.
496
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,536
What you're describing,
Blair, is guilt.
497
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,288
What do I have
to feel guilty about?
498
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:28,041
Maybe--I'm just checking
my notes here--
499
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,376
double crossing your wife
on your wedding day?
500
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,086
-Eh.
-Dropping your business rival
501
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,754
-off a building?
-No.
502
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,881
Blackmailing your lover
503
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,174
into hanging himself
504
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:37,134
and then poisoning
his life's legacy
505
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,760
on national TV?
506
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,596
Uh-uh.
507
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,764
Causing the single greatest
loss of global wealth
508
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,099
in human history?
509
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,686
Or...what you did to your dad.
510
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:52,691
That's a fascinating theory,
Doc-turd.
511
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,319
But maybe, maybe, my paranoia
could also stem
512
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,029
from the fact that,
oh, I don't know,
513
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,198
I was fucking shot
in the fucking chest,
514
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,866
and the fucking person
who fucking did it
515
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,201
is still fucking out there,
516
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,286
and I'm the only one
who fucking cares.
517
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:10,334
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling...scared.
518
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,377
And I do not like
these feelings,
519
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,046
so I was just thinking,
maybe you could, you know,
520
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,048
shocky-shocky them away.
521
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,176
-Of course.
522
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,055
For $550 an hour, this better--
523
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,057
-Help.
-Well, I was gonna say cure me,
524
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,350
but that's
the whole scam, right?
525
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,517
Meanwhile,
your poor patients are...
526
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:28,644
Dying.
527
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,229
...inside,
and you dumb head doctors
528
00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:31,355
don't even have the heart to--
529
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:35,400
Tell Gerard
it was always him.
530
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,485
Gerard?
531
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:42,032
Holy fuck!
532
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,035
Tiff!
Tiffany Amber Pfaff!
533
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,870
Oh, Jesus.
-Where is she?
534
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,872
I checked her place,
her boyfriend's place,
535
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,792
and their pied-à-terre.
I need to talk to her.
536
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,086
Don't we all?
Unfortunately, Tiff is out
537
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,588
blowing all the Pfaffashion's cash,
538
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,590
amongst other things, I assume.
539
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,717
This is the second time
I've been scared to death
540
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,594
by actual fucking death,
541
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,013
and she's missing.
542
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,099
What kinda marriage is that?
543
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,851
I assumed a sham one.
No judgements.
544
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:11,520
Oh, God.
I'm such an idiot.
545
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,064
I was almost out.
Why did I go back in?
546
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,566
You know, Oscar Wilde
once said,
547
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,278
"When the gods wish
to punish us,
548
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:21,113
they answer our prayers."
549
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,949
Ha!
That's so gay.
550
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,452
I don't mean that out, Keith.
I mean, out of politics,
551
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:31,540
always having to answer
to someone, doing bad shit.
552
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,876
Oh, I'm in too deep.
553
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:38,130
The only way out
for me now is through.
554
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:40,299
I don't know.
How did this happen?
555
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,467
You know, I was wondering
the same thing.
556
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:44,636
This life that we have to live
557
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,138
versus the one
that we want to live.
558
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,472
I don't need all the details.
559
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,099
The plugs do a lot of the work.
560
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,518
You're miserable. Right?
561
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,937
Well, take it from me, Keith,
562
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,023
get out while you still can.
563
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,817
moody music
564
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,001
Hello, madam.
I'm--
565
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,753
Oh, I know who you are.
566
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:19,338
You're Blair Pfaff!
567
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,590
You're just in time
for the duck-athlon.
568
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,508
Whoever shoots
the most cute little ducklings
569
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,470
gets their picture
on the cover ofNRA Today.
570
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,681
-Awesome.
Now, let's see.
571
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:33,977
-Here is your gun.
572
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,520
-Here you are.
-Thank you.
573
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,522
Oh, and your vest.
Keep that baby on.
574
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,691
Us wives like to call
this event the Widowmaker
575
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,777
due to the occasional
oopsie-doopsie.
576
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,821
Oh, wow, thank you
for that terrifying tip.
577
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,365
Could you point me
in the direction
578
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:48,158
of a Mr. Charlton Heston,
please?
579
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,703
-Oh, he's right over there.
-Ah!
580
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,413
Thank you.
581
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,208
Mr. Heston.
I just wanna say,
582
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,210
I am such a fan of--
583
00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,753
Pastor Newell!
584
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,881
Surprise, surprise.
585
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:05,342
dramatic music
586
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,638
Ah, you're back.
-I'm back.
587
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:12,474
What, is your PO here
or something?
588
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,226
No, I wanted
to tell you something,
589
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:15,519
and I didn't wanna do it
on your machine.
590
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,270
That's great,
but I kinda wanna talk to you
591
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,522
about something first, okay?
592
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:19,898
I wanted to tell you something.
593
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,066
No, no, no, just have a seat.
594
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,443
I mean--okay, okay.
Yeah.
595
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:28,073
Listen, I know you're
not fine with all of this.
596
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,242
Okay?
And I'm sure
597
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,410
I probably
didn't help matters either.
598
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,745
Okay.
Truly, I am fine.
599
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,248
Dawn, c'mon, Yas told me
600
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,416
what you told
your PO at the station.
601
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,043
Oh, what?
No, no, no.
602
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,420
I was playing her.
603
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,588
I-I just needed to cover fast,
that's all.
604
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,715
Okay. Dawn pulling
on the old heartstring, huh?
605
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:46,925
You know.
606
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:50,595
-Dirty Darcy.
-I learned from the best.
607
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,597
So you're sure
you're not jealous?
608
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:57,102
Well, yeah, I'm jealous.
I'm jealous as fuck.
609
00:23:57,144 --> 00:24:00,439
-Well, that's what I'm saying.
-No, I'm jealous of you, Mo.
610
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,733
Because you did it.
You figured your shit out.
611
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,612
Me, I'm on parole,
612
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,156
sleeping in a fucked-up
Murphy bed.
613
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,365
I don't know what the fuck
614
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,158
I'm gonna do
for the rest of my life.
615
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,367
Oh...
616
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,579
No, don't. Okay?
617
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,624
Just believe me when I say,
for the very last time,
618
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,961
I am fine with your fiancée.
619
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:26,465
Because I-I love you, Mo Mo.
620
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,303
-I love you too, Dawn.
-Yeah.
621
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,305
Oh, wait. I'm gonna prove it.
622
00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,056
-What?
-What are you doing?
623
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:40,145
Soft lights, soft music...
624
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,438
Are you fucking kidding me?
625
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,231
This is...
You did this?
626
00:24:43,273 --> 00:24:44,983
How did you do this?
627
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:47,152
The way the old Mo I used
628
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,487
playing dirty.
629
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:51,281
$400 a spin,
and not during drive time.
630
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,325
I only have $83 in my purse.
631
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:57,954
You mean your Gucci purse?
632
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,498
You owe me a fake Gucci.
633
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,999
Goddamn it, Dawn,
634
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,751
I don't wanna run
my fucking business like that.
635
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,503
-This is a legit business.
-You didn't, okay? I did.
636
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:05,795
Why did you do that?
Why would you make me do that?
637
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:08,173
Just consider it
an engagement gift.
638
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:11,635
Is that--Mo,
I'm on the radio?
639
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,804
-You're on the radio.
-I'm on the radio?
640
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,139
Yeah. You did it.
641
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,935
-Well, I mean, Dawn--
Yes, you did.
642
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:22,687
It's great, Mo.
643
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,231
-Congrats, babe.
-Aw, thanks, babe.
644
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,363
Wow.
Sounds so good.
645
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,366
What are you doing here?
Where's Heston?
646
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:37,160
Well, Chucky had to finish up
his arc onDynasty,
647
00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:40,872
so I promised my dear friend
that I'd vet you.
648
00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,708
Now pick up your ears, prick.
649
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,794
I need you to introduce
some legislation
650
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:48,338
so that churches
can own air rights.
651
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,798
I am tired of circling around
652
00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,008
so they can medevac
some bald kid.
653
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,343
Nah, I'm not doing that.
654
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,679
Don't forget I made you, son.
655
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,223
Oh, please. I made me.
656
00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,725
Then I got shot,
died for 11 minutes,
657
00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:03,687
and came back to life
even fucking better.
658
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:07,023
I'm basically like Jesus
with more manageable hair.
659
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:10,777
Oh, and white,
unlike the actual Jesus,
660
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,779
who, according
to overwhelming geographic
661
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,823
and genetic evidence,
was Black.
662
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:16,575
That's blasphemous.
C'mon.
663
00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:20,161
All I'm looking for
is a little quid pro quo.
664
00:26:20,203 --> 00:26:22,372
Just like with Roger,
665
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,500
only this time,
no one gets hurt,
666
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,628
except maybe
the occasional therapist.
667
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:31,423
Oh, my God.
It was you.
668
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,425
Moi?
No.
669
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:35,093
But I spoke
to my little friend
670
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:37,429
-down at the morgue..
-That tracks.
671
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,055
...that those electrodes
were rigged
672
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:41,099
to elect-splode.
673
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:45,604
Now, the question is, were
they meant to fry him or you?
674
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:49,441
Fuck you, you Miracle Max
Headroom motherfucker.
675
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,027
If being the next Dan Quayle
means having to get in bed
676
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,362
with you again,
then fuck it, I'm through.
677
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,740
Reach out, touch faith
678
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,116
Depeche Mode's
"Personal Jesus" playing
679
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:04,706
Your own personal Jesus
680
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,253
Someone to hear
your prayers
681
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,172
Someone who cares...
682
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,965
This is for Roger.
683
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,179
Oopsie-doopsie.
684
00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:34,694
Your own personal Jesus
685
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,492
Someone to hear
your prayers
686
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,077
Someone who cares
687
00:27:46,956 --> 00:27:49,501
Reach out, touch faith
688
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,835
Oh, look at that.
689
00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,462
Wow!
690
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,675
Say cheese, killer.
691
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:03,390
Reach out
692
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,362
music continues
in soundtrack
693
00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:26,121
Reach out, touch faith
694
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:34,587
Reach out and touch faith
695
00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:37,298
spacey electronic music
54027
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