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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:36,990 SeiyĆ«-san... 2 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:40,830 Oh, sorry. 3 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,030 I was just watching you. 4 00:00:46,270 --> 00:00:50,470 SeiyĆ«-san... I love everything about you. 5 00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:57,180 How you space out sometimes... 6 00:00:58,590 --> 00:01:00,920 The way you just can't say no... 7 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:05,830 Your well-known sense of responsibility... 8 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:09,300 Your eyes, your lips... 9 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,320 Your breasts, your butt, your smile, everything. 10 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:19,000 SeiyĆ«-san... 11 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,400 This is how I really feel. 12 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:31,610 The Liar Paradox 13 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,160 "I am a liar." 14 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,790 If he (or she) is truly a liar, then these words must be a lie. 15 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:51,140 If he (or she) is not a liar, then these words are true, which means they are a lie. 16 00:01:56,540 --> 00:02:00,880 Therefore, it's impossible to say whether it's a lie or not. 17 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:06,420 USOTSUKI PARADOX 18 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,800 Attention everyone! 19 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:17,530 Thank you all for coming to the new employee welcoming ceremony. 20 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:23,330 Alright, new employees... I want to see some... No... 21 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:29,580 A lot... No, a crazy amount of mingling! Welcome! Cheers! 22 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,460 You like that kind of beer, don't you? 23 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:47,220 Oh, yeah. I always order it if they have it. 24 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,830 It's an unusual beer, isn't it? 25 00:02:48,830 --> 00:02:51,430 Everyone, can I have your attention? 26 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:56,430 My name is SeiyĆ« and I'm in sales. 27 00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:01,670 People said that I spent all of college in Nagoya not knowing what I wanted to do with my life, 28 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:04,710 but now I want to do my best as a working member of society. 29 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,980 Um, one of my hobbies is watching horror movies on DVD. 30 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,580 - I'm looking forward to working with you. - Welcome! 31 00:03:25,930 --> 00:03:28,960 Excuse me. Two beers, please. 32 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:36,440 SeiyĆ«... That's an interesting name. 33 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,580 Is it? 34 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:42,640 Then that would make Yƍkadƍ an interesting name too. 35 00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:43,810 What? 36 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:48,750 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, it's just that you knew my name. 37 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,550 Yeah. I just thought it was memorable for some reason. 38 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,890 I see. 39 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,910 Hello? 40 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,050 I'm at the welcoming ceremony after-party right now. 41 00:04:16,780 --> 00:04:19,450 That's probably her boyfriend in Nagoya. 42 00:04:19,550 --> 00:04:20,850 In Nagoya? 43 00:04:21,090 --> 00:04:23,790 She left him back there. 44 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:27,260 It's a long-distance relationship. True love. 45 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,870 A long-distance boyfriend, huh? 46 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,030 Well, I guess that's no surprise for someone as cute as her. 47 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:42,870 CHAPTER 1: I WANT TO BE YOUR LOVER EVEN IF IT'S A LIE 48 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:47,200 3 YEARS LATER 49 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:51,210 Yeah, I held the button for three seconds. 50 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:56,210 It didn't work. It won't turn off. 51 00:04:56,820 --> 00:04:58,260 Yeah. 52 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:01,160 I'm getting a reservation for the Shinkansen. 53 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:07,930 But if I don't get this fixed today I'll have to work tomorrow. 54 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:10,030 Yeah. 55 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,230 I wanna visit the TV tower. 56 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,070 Yeah... 57 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:21,910 Maybe there's someone who can fix it. 58 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,610 Yeah... 59 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,450 - Good work today. Keep it up. - Thanks. 60 00:06:11,470 --> 00:06:13,770 Well... Any luck? 61 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:17,340 No. I think you've got a virus buried in here somewhere. 62 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:20,040 It's probably gonna be hard to get it fixed tonight. 63 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:22,640 Oh... I really hope you can. 64 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:29,980 You know, I don't really enjoy working overtime for your boyfriend's sake. 65 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:31,320 Huh? 66 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,050 That's where you're headed after this, right? His place? 67 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,560 It's famous around here. 68 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:38,020 SeiyĆ«-san's long-distance relationship in Nagoya... 69 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:40,620 - What? - Three years is a long time. 70 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,490 Staying in a relationship with someone you barely see... 71 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,260 We see each other about once a month. 72 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:50,710 And he doesn't feel so far away when you have the Internet. 73 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,500 I don't know about that. 74 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,740 The Internet only gets you so far. 75 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:58,910 He might have a local girl on the side. 76 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:07,190 Uh, no, no, that's not true. It was just a joke. 77 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,080 I'm just kinda frustrated. 78 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,350 All I do is spend my weekends alone. 79 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,490 You don't have a girlfriend, Yƍkadƍ-san? 80 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,500 I don't have anyone like that. 81 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,500 - Good. - Huh? 82 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:29,440 Because I'd feel really bad for her if that's how you spend your weekends. 83 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,200 Well, I'm used to being alone now. 84 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:41,090 Um, I got you something. 85 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,550 Oh, this is... 86 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:46,960 This is the beer you like, right? From the drinking party... 87 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,690 You remembered? 88 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,200 I had wanted to try it. 89 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:56,260 Your boyfriend must be really happy to have such a considerate girlfriend. Wow. 90 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:57,930 - It's nothing. - So... 91 00:07:58,710 --> 00:07:59,940 Want some? 92 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,280 No, I have to... 93 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,440 It's alright. You'll be able to sleep on the way to Nagoya, right? 94 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:08,350 Come on, have a drink with this lonely soul. 95 00:08:09,420 --> 00:08:12,510 Oh, alright. Just a little. 96 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,420 Hmm, I guess... 97 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:20,960 ...it would be for someone just to take me on a packed train during the morning rush hour. 98 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,660 - That's funny. - Okay, your turn, SeiyĆ«-san. 99 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,400 I can't do it. 100 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,370 Confessing my fantasies is embarrassing. 101 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:30,030 The guy fixing your computer in the middle of the night 102 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,600 is the only one who has to confess? How's that fair? 103 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,330 Fine. 104 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:36,400 Erotic fantasies. 105 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:40,780 Okay. Well... 106 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:44,950 It's kind of like...someone forces me to do things. 107 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:46,780 I've fantasized about that before. 108 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,220 You're a pervert, aren't you, SeiyĆ«-san? 109 00:08:49,290 --> 00:08:50,990 Please don't say that. 110 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,490 It's not like that. 111 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,590 It's not so extreme. 112 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,230 It's more like they're giving me orders. 113 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,070 Oh, I get it. 114 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:02,500 There's a sense of distance between you. 115 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,340 You'd still be using honorifics. 116 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,540 So it would be someone I work with. 117 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,700 Someone you work with? 118 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,340 Uh...yeah. 119 00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:16,780 But you can't because you have a boyfriend, right? 120 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,780 - Well, I... - It's okay to imagine it, right? 121 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,750 It's just a fantasy. 122 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,590 Of course. 123 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:27,360 You have a boyfriend. 124 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:31,770 I have a boyfriend. 125 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,440 I, uh... 126 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,600 Oh, look. We made a mess, didn't we? 127 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:48,740 Is the computer fixed now? 128 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:51,750 The scanner's still running. It'll be a little longer. 129 00:09:53,190 --> 00:09:54,550 SeiyĆ«-san... 130 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,580 I'm... 131 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,460 I'm going to throw this away. 132 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,700 You okay? 133 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,860 SeiyĆ«-san... We had too much to drink, didn't we? 134 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,170 Yƍkadƍ-san... 135 00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,970 You're awful. 136 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,170 No, no. It was because we were talking about our fantasies. 137 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,770 I thought, two co-workers working overtime... 138 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,380 In the office kitchen at night... 139 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,380 Stop. 140 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:03,120 I... 141 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:05,780 - I have a boyfriend. - That doesn't bother me. 142 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:08,100 It makes it better that way. 143 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,570 No. 144 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,030 It was just a fantasy. 145 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,940 - I can't do it for real. - Real? 146 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,640 Your boyfriend's not here. 147 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:24,570 I'm really here. And I'm the one who's intoxicated by your scent. 148 00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,280 Please don't say things like that. 149 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,350 It's surprising. 150 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,610 There's no logic to any of this. 151 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:35,390 But this way feels like my only chance. 152 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,130 I'm sorry. 153 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:20,060 No. If this goes any further, I... 154 00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:23,500 SeiyĆ«-san... Do you not like me? 155 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:27,330 I like you. 156 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:30,340 But that's why we can't. 157 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:33,910 If you like me, then won't you be mine just for this moment? 158 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,280 Yƍkadƍ-san... 159 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:47,750 I finally was able to get to know you tonight. 160 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,530 But if we sleep together now, it'll all be ruined. 161 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:57,930 If this is how it happens, we'll just be two people having an affair. 162 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,870 It won't mean a thing. 163 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,810 So... What should I do? 164 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,080 Is that Nagoya? 165 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,810 Please don't go. 166 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,550 Do you still have time to catch your train? 167 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,090 SeiyĆ«-san... 168 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:23,900 Hello? 169 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,290 Sorry, I couldn't pick up right away. 170 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,660 Yeah. I've been trying really hard. 171 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:37,310 It's not fixed yet, though. 172 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,570 Yeah. 173 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,580 Sorry. I don't think I can make it there tonight. 174 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,510 Yeah. 175 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:52,220 I'm sorry. Bye. 176 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,070 It's too late to make it to Nagoya tonight. 177 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,710 SeiyĆ«-san... You lied to Nagoya... 178 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:31,350 I put the virus scanner I used last night on here. 179 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,830 Please keep it. 180 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,700 Yƍkadƍ-san... 181 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,570 I can't betray my boyfriend. 182 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,480 - I hope you understand. - I understand. 183 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:57,830 Actually, I've been thinking about us since last night. 184 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,260 Why don't we stay in this fantasy? 185 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,530 Why don't we live a lie? 186 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:12,630 It'll keep you from being lonely because you can't see your boyfriend. 187 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:15,900 It'll keep me from being lonely until I get a girlfriend. 188 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,240 We'll each be substitutes. 189 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,720 SeiyĆ«-san... 190 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:26,690 As long as we don't have sex, it won't become real. 191 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,420 We'll eat together and go on dates. 192 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,220 If it gets serious then it's over. 193 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,660 We'll be fake lovers. 194 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,940 I want to be your lover even if it's a lie. 195 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,540 SeiyĆ«-san, we always walk through this on our commute. 196 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,320 That's kinda strange, isn't it? 197 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,330 I guess so. 198 00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:07,860 Oh, how about we eat at a cafĂ©? 199 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,590 Huh? That costs too much. 200 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,530 I'm trying to save money right now. 201 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,370 - Long-distance relationships are expensive. - No, no, I can cover food. 202 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,010 No, I want it to be fair. 203 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,970 Let's keep things simple. 204 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,370 Well, then... 205 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,180 Could we go to your place? 206 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,840 No, that's out! 207 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,440 That's taking things too far. 208 00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:35,020 Well... What should we do? 209 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,320 What should we do... 210 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,960 SeiyĆ«-san... 211 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,890 Did you change your mind about going to your place? 212 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,970 CHAPTER 2: LET'S KEEP THIS LIE GOING 213 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,260 Hm? 214 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:17,930 Oh, nothing. Just seeing you in that apron... 215 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,460 Stop that. 216 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,440 Yƍkadƍ-san... 217 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,270 Do you want to taste the stew? 218 00:17:27,470 --> 00:17:28,460 Sure. 219 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,320 Wow, this is friggin' great! 220 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,850 I'm glad. 221 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,530 I tried to come up with a balance of ingredients to suit you. 222 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,330 It's my special stew. 223 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:51,360 I'd be happy if I could eat this all the time. 224 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:54,900 Things like this are fine anytime. 225 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,400 Really? 226 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,140 It's him, isn't it? It's okay if you need to step out. 227 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:09,070 Alright, I won't be long. 228 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,450 Just a second. 229 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,480 It's nothing. 230 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,210 Yeah. 231 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:17,630 Shit... 232 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,820 Delicious. 233 00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,810 You like this kind of thing, SeiyĆ«-san? 234 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,470 Watching movies and getting scared together is fun, isn't it? 235 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,880 But my boyfriend... 236 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,440 What? Was that a complaint about your boyfriend? 237 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,210 Oh, it's nothing. 238 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:44,720 Not watching horror movies with your girlfriend disqualifies you as a boyfriend. 239 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,520 That kind of guy's no good. 240 00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:52,620 That... That was just a joke. 241 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:56,390 But, if you need to vent or anything, then I'll listen. Really. 242 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,200 It's fine. More importantly... 243 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,270 ...this scene is amazing. The zombie! 244 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,540 Oh, yeah, the z...zombie. 245 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:21,020 Yƍkadƍ-san... That was surprisingly cute. 246 00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,550 Really? 247 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,220 Don't worry. 248 00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,260 After this...more zombies POP out! 249 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,860 Sorry. I don't handle stuff like this very well. 250 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:44,310 Huh? Are you okay with this, SeiyĆ«-san? 251 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,580 Well, then... 252 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,870 We can't. 253 00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:56,010 This is a lie. We can't go any further. 254 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,920 Yeah, you're right. 255 00:20:58,950 --> 00:21:00,390 SeiyĆ«-san... 256 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:03,590 That lie boundary is a problem! 257 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,460 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! 258 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,890 Tie, and again! 259 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,990 - Oh, no... - Yes! 260 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:17,900 Anyway, the konpa on Saturday was awful, wasn't it? 261 00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,870 Maruetsu, why don't you plan them once in a while? 262 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:24,710 No, I hate konpa. SeiyĆ«'s been learning how to do it a bit. 263 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,480 You were in Nagoya this weekend, weren't you? 264 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,410 Huh? 265 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:28,780 Weren't you? 266 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,150 Oh, yeah. 267 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:33,620 Just a normal weekend with a person I like. 268 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,120 That's great. Things are going well even though it's long-distance. 269 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,060 Okay, that's enough of that. SeiyĆ«, hurry and buy us those drinks. 270 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:43,360 Right, red bean soup for everyone! 271 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,760 No way! 272 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,840 Liar. 273 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,470 It wasn't a lie. 274 00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:58,430 Oh yeah, did you know there's a sequel to that horror movie we watched? 275 00:21:59,410 --> 00:22:01,710 I got the DVD. 276 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:16,660 I'll be checking that out later, so please get it ready. 277 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:20,560 SeiyĆ«-san! 278 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,400 Let's keep this lie going. 279 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:14,250 - You can take it. - Oh, okay. 280 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,590 Hello? Yeah, I'm working now. 281 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,850 Yeah. 282 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,130 This weekend? 283 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,740 That's a little sudden. 284 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,040 Yeah. 285 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,980 This one's by an Italian director. 286 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,990 I bought them because you said this weekend was fine. 287 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:48,220 I'm really sorry. 288 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:51,020 I forgot that I'd already made a promise. 289 00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,330 It's okay. 290 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:55,590 I'm not your boyfriend after all. 291 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,460 I'll go with one of the guys. 292 00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,460 Um... 293 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,400 Sorry. 294 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,570 I said I'd go shopping with someone. 295 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:10,840 I'm going with Maruetsu-chan. 296 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:16,080 SeiyĆ«-san... 297 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,810 There's something fishy about this weekend. 298 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:25,620 CHAPTER 3: DON'T GO TO NAGOYA 299 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:30,290 Here it is. 300 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,730 - Alright, you'll get an answer soon. - Okay, thank you. 301 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,200 What is it? 302 00:24:46,710 --> 00:24:50,340 Maruetsu-san, what are you doing this weekend? 303 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:53,450 Hm? Nothing in particular. 304 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,720 Huh... 305 00:24:57,260 --> 00:25:00,890 Why? Did you have something in mind? 306 00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:03,060 Oh, no, it's nothing... 307 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,230 I knew it. She must be going to Nagoya this weekend. 308 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,990 Why would she come up with such a pointless lie? 309 00:25:16,010 --> 00:25:18,140 Hey, do you know Yƍkadƍ-kun? 310 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,440 Hmm, yeah, I do. 311 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:22,120 He asked me out today. 312 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,810 Probably just trying to hook up with girls in the office. 313 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,960 Yƍkadƍ-san's that kinda cool guy from general affairs, right? 314 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,830 Yeah, but he's surprisingly shy and awkward. 315 00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,320 That's cute. 316 00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:37,660 Maruetsu-chan, what do you think of Yƍkadƍ-san? 317 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:41,260 Hmm, I think he's alright. Am I wrong? 318 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:42,570 Hm? 319 00:25:42,740 --> 00:25:45,300 No, it's not like that. 320 00:25:46,410 --> 00:25:50,640 So you know Yƍkadƍ-kun, SeiyĆ«? 321 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:55,180 Uh, yeah, that guy... 322 00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,620 Another beer! Same kind. 323 00:26:02,220 --> 00:26:05,620 You look like you just don't care anymore. What happened? 324 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,350 It's just... 325 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:14,030 To be happy at our age you have to have someone, of course. 326 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,760 What do you mean, "of course?" 327 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:23,470 Listen, don't worry about having someone. Just live fast. Live fast! 328 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,520 Playboys like you would never understand this feeling! 329 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,180 So who is she? 330 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,290 Do I know her? 331 00:26:31,350 --> 00:26:34,840 What? None of your business. 332 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,050 Look! 333 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,150 What a coincidence. 334 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,990 Well, beer's cheap on Wednesdays, so... 335 00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:45,890 Really? How does beer sound today? 336 00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:48,340 - Yay! - Mind if we join you? 337 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,390 Sure! 338 00:26:50,940 --> 00:26:52,460 Yeah, yeah! 339 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:58,340 Ask him, Maruetsu. 340 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,670 I said no. 341 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:00,750 Come on... 342 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:04,210 Are you single, Yƍkadƍ-san? 343 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,450 Hm? Well, I guess you could say that. 344 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:07,750 He's single! 345 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,190 What about you all? 346 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,260 Yep, nothing but boring konpa for all of us. 347 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:17,360 Well, except for SeiyĆ«. 348 00:27:17,830 --> 00:27:20,430 The one with the long- distance relationship, right? 349 00:27:20,570 --> 00:27:21,870 You've got a good memory. 350 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,230 It's well-known. Nagoya, right? 351 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:26,310 Must be difficult to travel there. 352 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,980 Well, no, it's... 353 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,270 But you only go once a month, right? 354 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,110 Oh? Are you going to go this week? 355 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,590 No, this week's kind of... 356 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,750 Huh? I thought you were going. 357 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:42,390 Oh, yeah. 358 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,020 Which is it? 359 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,550 Well, I had planned... 360 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,990 SeiyĆ«-san's an interesting person, huh? 361 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:52,860 Excuse me. Need to go to the bathroom. 362 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:17,150 Um... 363 00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:24,460 My boyfriend said he really needed me there this weekend all of a sudden. 364 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,300 You should go. 365 00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:34,770 It's not like we're actually seeing each other. 366 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,640 You don't have to worry about me. 367 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,640 But, Yƍkadƍ-san... 368 00:28:39,910 --> 00:28:41,110 What is it? 369 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,520 You asked Maruetsu-chan out, didn't you? 370 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,120 Huh? 371 00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:48,720 It's okay. 372 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,360 I'm fine with it now. 373 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,620 Maruetsu-chan's a great girl. 374 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,800 And she's single right now. 375 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,360 SeiyĆ«-san... 376 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,470 I don't want to hear it. It'll make me mad. 377 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,730 But... 378 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:11,040 It would be good for you to have a girlfriend. 379 00:29:13,010 --> 00:29:15,610 So you're trying to put Maruetsu-san and me together? 380 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:17,580 Because you have a boyfriend... 381 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:21,610 If I had a girlfriend then you'd feel less guilty about all this? 382 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,690 Well, I'm sorry to have to say this... 383 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,650 ...but... 384 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,460 ...you're the only one I can think about. 385 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,800 SeiyĆ«-san... 386 00:29:41,110 --> 00:29:42,800 Is that wrong? 387 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,410 Yes... 388 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,410 It's... 389 00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,920 Then kiss me, SeiyĆ«-san. 390 00:29:55,490 --> 00:29:56,850 Yƍkadƍ-san... 391 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:34,090 - Please wait. If we go any further... - SeiyĆ«-san... I really... 392 00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:41,230 SeiyĆ«-san... Look what you've done to me. What should I do? 393 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,870 SeiyĆ«-san... 394 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,500 Okay. 395 00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:53,370 What? 396 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,410 I'll help you. 397 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,490 Don't move. 398 00:31:13,230 --> 00:31:17,730 If I force you, then it won't become real. 399 00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:18,940 Huh? 400 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,510 Uh... I... 401 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:05,710 SeiyĆ«-san... 402 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,550 Kiss me. 403 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:27,400 Kiss me. 404 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,340 I'm gonna come. 405 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,780 I'm coming. 406 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,110 Yƍkadƍ-san... 407 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,640 - Something wrong? - It's nothing. 408 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:18,160 SeiyĆ«-san... 409 00:33:18,690 --> 00:33:19,990 That was... 410 00:33:24,460 --> 00:33:25,900 That was... 411 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,700 ...because we're both substitutes. 412 00:33:35,310 --> 00:33:38,010 I did it so we wouldn't have sex. 413 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:43,510 SeiyĆ«-san... 414 00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:45,920 Do you have feelings for me? 415 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,250 SeiyĆ«-san... 416 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,650 Could I watch you masturbate? 417 00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,210 SeiyĆ«-san... 418 00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:10,510 Would you think of me while you do it? 419 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,240 SeiyĆ«-san... 420 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,510 SeiyĆ«-san... 421 00:35:30,820 --> 00:35:33,850 SeiyĆ«-san... Can you feel me? 422 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,370 SeiyĆ«-san... 423 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:53,640 Don't answer it. 424 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:00,720 Yƍka... 425 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,290 Yƍka... 426 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,990 Who? 427 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,730 Kazu... 428 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,430 SeiyĆ«-san... 429 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,780 I'm different from Nagoya... 430 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,580 I'm different! I'm different! 431 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,210 Stop! 432 00:36:33,590 --> 00:36:34,820 Stop! 433 00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:38,320 Oh... Sorry. 434 00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:41,630 You okay? 435 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,290 You've been acting weird lately. 436 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:45,560 Yeah. 437 00:36:49,570 --> 00:36:51,700 Shit... 438 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,240 Don't go to Nagoya. 439 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,220 SeiyĆ«-san... 440 00:37:10,490 --> 00:37:14,790 Take care on your trip. - Shunsuke Yƍkadƍ 441 00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:20,690 Don't go to Nagoya. 442 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:40,380 Here it comes... Here it comes... 443 00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:42,450 There it is! 444 00:37:47,630 --> 00:37:48,890 Are you alright? 445 00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,700 SeiyĆ«-san... 446 00:37:58,970 --> 00:38:02,170 You've been acting strange since you came back from Nagoya. 447 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,520 Um... 448 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:18,850 Yeah? 449 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,660 Is it okay if I don't come by as often? 450 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,120 Oh? 451 00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:30,570 What!? What happened in Nagoya? 452 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:37,910 CHAPTER 4: IT'S NOT GOING WELL WITH NAGOYA, IS IT? 453 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,220 You can take it. 454 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,920 No, it's okay. 455 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:14,510 this weekend with you here. I'd like to celebrate your birthday Sorry to bother you at work, Hinako. I could text you. I'll call you tonight. Thanks for calling. I fell asleep before I'll try again tomorrow. Sorry for the late call. 456 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,980 Something wrong? 457 00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:19,580 No. 458 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,690 SeiyĆ«-san! 459 00:39:28,460 --> 00:39:29,860 Coming! 460 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:04,860 Sorry, I might be too busy to come this weekend. 461 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,140 I knew something had to have happened with your boyfriend, SeiyĆ«. 462 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,780 You and Yƍkadƍ-kun... 463 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:29,420 What would be a good horror- themed birthday present? 464 00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,930 So you're a horror fan now, Yƍkadƍ-kun? 465 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,600 How long have you known? 466 00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:47,670 Not long. 467 00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,540 You're both doing something terrible. 468 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,580 - It's nothing but cheating. - It's not cheating. 469 00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,910 It's a lie. We're fake lovers. 470 00:40:57,450 --> 00:40:59,390 We're just substitutes. 471 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,890 Calling it a lie makes it okay? 472 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:05,720 SeiyĆ«-san's gone back to Nagoya once a month. 473 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:10,560 But she hasn't been the same since the last time she was there. 474 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,200 Maybe things aren't going well with Nagoya. 475 00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,500 Yƍkadƍ-kun... 476 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:19,800 - You shouldn't assume... - Maruetsu-san! 477 00:41:20,070 --> 00:41:21,670 Do you know something? 478 00:41:22,170 --> 00:41:23,970 About what's going on between them? 479 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,280 Well, I guess you could say that... 480 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,180 What? What is it? 481 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:34,090 Maruetsu-san! 482 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:36,850 Things seem to be going fine. 483 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:40,890 SeiyĆ« said so herself. 484 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:44,700 So, her birthday this weekend... 485 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:47,830 She's probably going to Nagoya. 486 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,740 I... I see. 487 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,310 Yƍkadƍ-kun... Um... 488 00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:57,940 What is it? 489 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,240 Would you mind listening to me vent a bit? Today's Wednesday, you know. 490 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,420 SeiyĆ«, Yƍkadƍ-kun... Sorry. 491 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:15,860 I lied too. 492 00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,340 Good afternoon. 493 00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:35,280 Um... 494 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:41,140 Today's cheap beer day. Do you want to go together? 495 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,560 I have to work late today. 496 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,720 Oh... Okay. 497 00:43:00,470 --> 00:43:01,570 Excuse me. 498 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,080 - Sorry! - Are you okay? 499 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,170 I'm sorry! 500 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:19,780 Um, is this the sales department? 501 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,090 Wakame-chan! Over here! 502 00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,230 Okay! 503 00:43:23,230 --> 00:43:26,060 Um... Thank you. 504 00:43:41,210 --> 00:43:44,620 SeiyĆ«-san hasn't been honest from the start. 505 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:49,890 She's cute, she's got a great body, she smells nice... She just drifts along. 506 00:43:49,890 --> 00:43:52,690 Does she even have a boyfriend? 507 00:43:52,690 --> 00:43:54,590 That's why I'm telling you, Yƍkadƍ-kun... 508 00:43:54,690 --> 00:43:58,500 You need to end this lie. It's not good for you. 509 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,160 I can't! 510 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,730 I don't care if it's a lie. I want to be her lover no matter what. 511 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:09,470 Someone like you wouldn't understand, Maruetsu-san. 512 00:44:11,210 --> 00:44:14,200 I understand it more than you know. 513 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,580 Why aren't you saying anything? 514 00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:20,410 I know what you're thinking. You can look down on me if you want. 515 00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:23,120 Don't worry about it. How about we just drink? 516 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:25,850 Don't have to tell me! 517 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,030 - Want some tomatoes? - Tomatoes? I can't do tomatoes. 518 00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:40,170 - You okay? - Sorry. 519 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,900 I'm an idiot, aren't I? 520 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,010 Well, yeah, but... 521 00:44:46,310 --> 00:44:51,720 For some reason I'm glad I saw this side of you. 522 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,550 - Is that right? - Yeah. 523 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:58,180 Somehow I feel like I know you better now. 524 00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:02,060 What is it? 525 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,030 What are you doing here? 526 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,230 Oh... I was just passing by. 527 00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:24,240 SeiyĆ«, I'm sorry. 528 00:45:27,990 --> 00:45:29,510 Maruetsu-chan... 529 00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:33,020 I'm going home. 530 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,900 - Please let me go! - Yƍkadƍ-kun... I need to tell you... 531 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:47,230 What is it? 532 00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:49,100 I lied. 533 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:50,240 What? 534 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,670 I don't think things are going well between SeiyĆ« and her boyfriend. 535 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,340 You mean... 536 00:45:58,420 --> 00:46:00,410 I saw it on her phone today. 537 00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:03,050 Why would you lie? 538 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,350 I'm sorry. I don't even know myself. 539 00:46:10,430 --> 00:46:13,330 Sorry, but please let me go. 540 00:46:35,050 --> 00:46:36,390 SeiyĆ«-san... 541 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:45,760 I was just talking to Maruetsu-san about you and me. 542 00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:52,530 Really? 543 00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:56,840 Really. 544 00:47:15,860 --> 00:47:20,930 Do you want to celebrate your birthday with me this weekend? 545 00:47:23,570 --> 00:47:26,600 I'm going to Nagoya then, so... 546 00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:31,770 That's a lie. Right? 547 00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:49,250 SeiyĆ«-san... 548 00:48:54,490 --> 00:48:56,090 We can, right? 549 00:49:17,350 --> 00:49:18,780 SeiyĆ«-san... 550 00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:55,720 SeiyĆ«-san... 551 00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:05,950 It's not... 552 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,530 ...going well with Nagoya, is it? 553 00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:19,610 It is going well. 554 00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:30,350 He asked me to marry him when I was in Nagoya. 555 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:53,340 Sorry to bring that up so suddenly the other day. I didn't mean to surprise you, but I just had to tell you how I felt. Hinako, I booked a seat on the Shinkansen at 9 tonight for you. I know you'll come. - Kazu-kun 556 00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:57,320 Let's go to the Italian place today. 557 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:59,180 Yeah! Let's go, let's go. 558 00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:01,410 We're going drinking. How about you, SeiyĆ«? 559 00:51:01,950 --> 00:51:03,260 No, right? 560 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:05,390 Sorry. I've still got work to do. 561 00:51:05,390 --> 00:51:09,350 You always say that. Well, make sure you celebrate right in Nagoya tonight. 562 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,860 - Thanks. - Night! 563 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:14,360 - See ya! - Bye! 564 00:51:14,470 --> 00:51:16,590 Maruetsu, wanna go drinking with us? 565 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,430 Good night. 566 00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:37,390 CHAPTER 5: SEIYĆȘ-SAN, I LOVE YOU 567 00:51:45,260 --> 00:51:47,430 Could you leave them there? 568 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:50,900 Sure. 569 00:51:54,940 --> 00:51:57,240 Was there something else? 570 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,740 What's this? 571 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,100 It's nothing. 572 00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:03,380 It's just like you said. 573 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,210 Things are going extremely well between the two of them. 574 00:52:08,420 --> 00:52:09,520 Really? 575 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,390 Seems like there's no place for this kind of thing now. 576 00:52:15,330 --> 00:52:16,320 What? 577 00:52:17,130 --> 00:52:19,260 Sorry. This can't wait. 578 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,990 Hey, hold on. 579 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:28,140 - Why are we here? - Sorry, but this really can't wait. 580 00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:29,540 What is it? 581 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:36,710 Maruetsu-san!? 582 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,280 Yƍkadƍ-kun... I love you. 583 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:43,510 - What? - I'm sorry. I know this is pointless. 584 00:52:43,990 --> 00:52:47,320 But I really do love you. 585 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:52,920 I know you love someone else. 586 00:52:53,470 --> 00:52:56,400 But I still had to say it. 587 00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,900 I can't lie anymore. 588 00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:08,340 Maruetsu-san... 589 00:53:09,650 --> 00:53:11,080 Thank you. 590 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,550 Sure. 591 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,280 Huh? There's no overtime today, you know. 592 00:53:38,610 --> 00:53:40,910 Oh, sorry. I was working. 593 00:53:41,580 --> 00:53:43,010 Please finish up quickly. 594 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,280 No one's working overtime today, so I'm turning off the lights. 595 00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:50,520 Please hurry and finish, okay? 596 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:05,100 Are you going to Nagoya? 597 00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:09,840 Yes. 598 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,210 I want this lie to end. 599 00:54:15,410 --> 00:54:16,810 It's not a lie. 600 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,140 SeiyĆ«-san, I want to tell you how I really feel! 601 00:54:21,550 --> 00:54:23,420 SeiyĆ«-san... You're the only... 602 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,760 I don't want to hear it. 603 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,230 What will happen if I do? 604 00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:34,070 It'll only hurt both of us. 605 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,430 I love you! 606 00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:38,300 If I feel this way, this is what I have to do. 607 00:54:39,540 --> 00:54:40,900 SeiyĆ«-san... 608 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:43,170 Can't you understand? 609 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,040 SeiyĆ«-san... 610 00:54:46,850 --> 00:54:48,710 Was I wrong about all of this? 611 00:54:51,350 --> 00:54:53,580 What about what you said? 612 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:59,650 About what happens if this becomes real... 613 00:55:01,460 --> 00:55:04,100 Since things turned out this way, we need to end this. Please... 614 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,800 Just tell me one thing! 615 00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,530 Could you please tell me your true feelings, SeiyĆ«-san? 616 00:55:09,830 --> 00:55:14,140 I want to know how you really feel about me. 617 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,360 That's all I want. 618 00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,870 I love you. 619 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,310 SeiyĆ«-san... 620 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,810 I love you. You knew that, didn't you? 621 00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:33,120 Why? 622 00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:37,490 - What does this even mean? - It means something! 623 00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:41,620 It means that if you love me, then you'll be happier with me than Nagoya. 624 00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:43,930 So... 625 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,870 Leave Nagoya for me. 626 00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,940 Stop calling him Nagoya. 627 00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:57,280 His name is Kazuki ƌkuwa. 628 00:56:01,390 --> 00:56:05,350 If you want to hear the truth, then you also have to hear what upsets me. 629 00:56:12,460 --> 00:56:15,090 I've been with him since we were in college. 630 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:20,130 He asked me to marry him. 631 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,240 Yƍkadƍ-san... 632 00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,780 We made a promise about what would happen if this became real. 633 00:56:33,250 --> 00:56:35,650 Let's go back to just being co-workers. 634 00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,650 - We can't. - Yƍkadƍ-san... 635 00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:43,090 We were finally able to tell each other how we feel. We can't end it now. 636 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,100 It's over. 637 00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:05,950 Alright. 638 00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,050 It's over. 639 00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:14,360 But if this is the end of our fake relationship... 640 00:57:16,460 --> 00:57:18,760 ...then it's also the end of that rule. 641 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,540 Do you remember? 642 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,350 It was here that you said we'd be fake lovers. 643 00:57:42,650 --> 00:57:45,450 That we'd never have sex as long as it lasted. 644 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,090 Yes. 645 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:54,960 The reason I agreed wasn't to keep this from being nothing but an affair. 646 00:57:57,940 --> 00:58:00,060 It was because if we went through with it, 647 00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:05,470 going back to the way we were would be more painful than anything. 648 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,480 If we gave in to our feelings... 649 00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:19,790 ...could you promise to forget those feelings were ever there? 650 00:58:27,530 --> 00:58:29,500 If you're okay with that... 651 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,800 ...then we'll stop being fake lovers. 652 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:43,810 For this weekend only, we'll start over as real lovers. 653 00:58:47,850 --> 00:58:51,250 Once that's over, then we'll never go back? 654 00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:56,320 That's right. 655 00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,360 Do you promise? 656 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,070 If the only other option is ending it here, then... 657 00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:15,700 SeiyĆ«-san... 658 00:59:18,350 --> 00:59:20,580 I think that's enough of this conversation. 659 00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:25,360 You're all mine this weekend, SeiyĆ«-san. 660 00:59:28,430 --> 00:59:29,790 Yƍkadƍ-san... 661 00:59:30,430 --> 00:59:33,360 SeiyĆ«-san... I love you. 662 00:59:34,630 --> 00:59:37,760 I was finally able to tell her how I really felt. 663 00:59:43,910 --> 00:59:49,970 But just like before, I was on the verge on tears. 664 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:07,320 Today, we don't have to hold back anymore. 665 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:10,940 What is it you want to do, Yƍkadƍ-san? 666 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,840 Ah, that's right. 667 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,510 Well, what I want to do is... 668 01:01:02,050 --> 01:01:04,580 Please don't stare too much. 669 01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:07,680 I'm going to watch. I've waited for so long. 670 01:01:10,430 --> 01:01:12,400 I want you to show me everything today. 671 01:01:16,330 --> 01:01:17,500 Okay. 672 01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,250 It's embarrassing. 673 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,230 SeiyĆ«-san... 674 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:45,900 These too? 675 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,700 Yep, that's right. 676 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:27,570 CHAPTER 6: IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EASIER IF WE'D HATED EACH OTHER 677 01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:34,340 You're so mean, Yƍkadƍ-san. 678 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:37,080 - What's wrong with it? - It tickles. 679 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,610 I'm ticklish. 680 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:57,030 Would you wash me next? 681 01:02:57,770 --> 01:02:58,700 Sure. 682 01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:09,110 Is this what you wanted? 683 01:03:09,110 --> 01:03:15,050 Yes. I thought it might feel good for you too since you have sensitive breasts. 684 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,310 You idiot. 685 01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:55,060 SeiyĆ«-san... 686 01:03:55,060 --> 01:03:55,990 Hm? 687 01:03:56,690 --> 01:03:58,090 You're so cute. 688 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:39,490 That feels so good. 689 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,410 That feels so good. 690 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,120 Oh, god... 691 01:05:02,290 --> 01:05:03,820 That's amazing. 692 01:05:23,110 --> 01:05:24,710 Yƍkadƍ-san... 693 01:05:28,950 --> 01:05:30,420 I love you. 694 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:33,460 SeiyĆ«-san... 695 01:05:56,710 --> 01:05:58,150 Now we're one. 696 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,220 SeiyĆ«-san... 697 01:06:03,050 --> 01:06:05,960 I've wanted this for so long. 698 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,490 Me too. 699 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:21,910 That feels so good. 700 01:06:41,890 --> 01:06:43,230 Oh, god... 701 01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:13,690 SeiyĆ«-san... 702 01:07:14,690 --> 01:07:20,060 Before this, I had relationships with other girls begin and end. 703 01:07:21,670 --> 01:07:24,190 I thought the sex was the part I loved the most. 704 01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:28,770 SeiyĆ«-san... 705 01:07:29,510 --> 01:07:31,170 I didn't know. 706 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:37,880 I didn't know how different it could be when you're holding the person you love. 707 01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:40,950 You're right. 708 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:00,670 Oh, god... 709 01:08:20,690 --> 01:08:22,180 SeiyĆ«-san... 710 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,050 Yes? 711 01:08:25,930 --> 01:08:27,400 Are you happy? 712 01:08:28,530 --> 01:08:29,520 Yes. 713 01:08:31,070 --> 01:08:32,500 Are you sad? 714 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:37,870 Yes... 715 01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:43,880 SeiyĆ«-san... 716 01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:46,480 Just for this moment... 717 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:48,820 Just for this moment... 718 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:53,250 ... you and I are one. 719 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:14,280 You know, I liked you from the moment I joined the company. 720 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,770 Really? 721 01:09:16,180 --> 01:09:21,520 On the day that I had trouble with my computer, there were still other people in the office. 722 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:25,350 Anyone could have helped me, but I picked you. 723 01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:29,960 I'd wanted a chance to speak to you. So I guess you could say I had an ulterior motive. 724 01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:32,900 I think I was the winner there. 725 01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:33,760 Hm? 726 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,820 At the employee welcoming ceremony... 727 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:40,370 I was thinking about how lucky I was to get to work with such a cute girl. 728 01:09:40,540 --> 01:09:45,000 My heart was pounding when I finally got a chance to talk to you at the afterparty. 729 01:09:45,380 --> 01:09:50,280 But then I found out you were in a long-distance relationship right after that. 730 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,910 You found out then? 731 01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:54,610 You got a call from your boyfriend. 732 01:09:55,450 --> 01:10:00,120 That one hurt. I was really feeling down after that. 733 01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:02,380 You were, huh? 734 01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:03,550 But now... 735 01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:07,330 ...I'm so close to you. 736 01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:09,330 That's right. 737 01:10:09,930 --> 01:10:13,430 I never want to be away from this warmth. 738 01:10:14,870 --> 01:10:17,770 You're like a spoiled kid, aren't you? 739 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,480 Who would have thought that? 740 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:23,510 This is the first time I've been like this. 741 01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,450 Is that a turn-off? 742 01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:28,950 No. It's cute. 743 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:31,960 SeiyĆ«-san... Give me a kiss. 744 01:10:32,390 --> 01:10:33,410 A kiss... 745 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:46,000 I'm so happy I never gave up on you. 746 01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:48,570 SeiyĆ«-san... 747 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:51,100 I'm ready to go again. 748 01:10:51,980 --> 01:10:55,040 - You're just full of energy, Yƍkadƍ-san. - I have no regrets. 749 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:59,140 I can't even imagine living my life without the person I love. 750 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,090 No matter how painful things are... 751 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,570 SeiyĆ«-san... 752 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,420 I'm sorry. 753 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:38,520 I just wanted to watch you. 754 01:12:06,580 --> 01:12:08,350 I'm going to clean up. 755 01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:10,920 No, you don't have to worry about that. 756 01:12:11,890 --> 01:12:14,590 It's alright. I want to do it. 757 01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:44,250 Your vegetables will go bad soon. Eat them as soon as you can, okay? 758 01:12:47,460 --> 01:12:51,290 And there's beer on the bottom shelf of the cabinet. 759 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:55,600 Thank you. For everything. 760 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,230 Don't just drink beer. Make sure you eat right when I'm gone. 761 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:06,840 Oh, yeah... 762 01:13:11,950 --> 01:13:12,880 This too. 763 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:14,710 Stew? 764 01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:20,050 It's for whenever you're busy and don't have time for a proper meal. 765 01:13:20,590 --> 01:13:23,790 I'm putting it in the fridge so you can eat it anytime. 766 01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:31,530 What's wrong? 767 01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:36,370 Nothing, it's just going to be hard to eat this without you here. 768 01:13:39,310 --> 01:13:43,370 - I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. - No, no, I'll take it. 769 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:47,610 I'll eat it later by myself and cry. 770 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,200 Well, I'm off. 771 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,570 Thank you for everything. 772 01:14:14,980 --> 01:14:17,970 I had a great time. 773 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,550 No. 774 01:14:30,590 --> 01:14:32,690 I can't do it. I can't agree to this. 775 01:14:35,430 --> 01:14:40,200 Not when I love you like I do. I can't imagine living my life without you, SeiyĆ«-san. 776 01:14:46,540 --> 01:14:48,600 Please break up with Nagoya. 777 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:55,650 You made lots of memories with Nagoya, didn't you? 778 01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:58,660 Think of the ones we'd make together. 779 01:15:02,390 --> 01:15:06,590 We'd get married, and eventually have children. 780 01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:11,730 We'd watch horror movies together. We'd go to the amusement park. 781 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:13,940 I... 782 01:15:15,310 --> 01:15:17,210 I know that I'd make you happy. 783 01:15:19,510 --> 01:15:22,070 I know that I'd make you happier than Nagoya would. 784 01:15:23,810 --> 01:15:26,880 So, SeiyĆ«-san... 785 01:15:30,450 --> 01:15:32,650 Won't you please be mine? 786 01:15:37,190 --> 01:15:38,530 SeiyĆ«-san... 787 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,230 Stop! 788 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:45,830 SeiyĆ«-san, please! 789 01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:51,430 Let me go! 790 01:16:02,920 --> 01:16:05,820 Do I have to give it to you straight so you'll understand? 791 01:16:08,390 --> 01:16:10,190 Yƍkadƍ-san... 792 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:13,190 I hate you! 793 01:16:16,330 --> 01:16:17,630 I hate you so much! 794 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:22,270 Please wait! 795 01:16:22,470 --> 01:16:24,570 I want to apologize if I upset you. 796 01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:31,910 What? 797 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:38,310 I just thought you needed to grow up. 798 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:44,400 Substitutes... Real lovers just for once... Those were just lies. 799 01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,820 There was no way this would ever become real. 800 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:51,400 I told you I had a boyfriend, didn't I? 801 01:16:55,670 --> 01:16:57,540 We were just fooling around. 802 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:13,420 From now on, we won't speak to each other at the office any more than we have to. 803 01:17:16,190 --> 01:17:18,600 We'll work together without any problems. 804 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,030 Please don't follow me around. 805 01:17:24,370 --> 01:17:25,860 You'll be okay. 806 01:17:26,270 --> 01:17:31,140 You'll find a much better girlfriend than me. 807 01:17:34,310 --> 01:17:35,780 Goodbye. 808 01:19:47,710 --> 01:19:49,110 SeiyĆ«-san... 809 01:19:52,120 --> 01:19:53,910 SeiyĆ«-san... 810 01:20:03,430 --> 01:20:07,130 - Is this the end? - It couldn't end any other way for us. 811 01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:10,400 - It would have been easier if we'd hated each other. - That's why I kept on lying. 812 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,490 I love you more than ever. 813 01:20:12,700 --> 01:20:16,900 What kind of lies will I have to come up with now? 814 01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:22,830 "I am a liar." 815 01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:30,980 USOTSUKI PARADOX 816 01:21:33,980 --> 01:21:36,510 Nami Motoyama 817 01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:43,090 Akihiro Mayama 818 01:21:47,830 --> 01:21:51,290 Rei Toda 819 01:21:53,570 --> 01:21:59,370 Miku Aono Gentle Yuki Sekihiro 820 01:22:09,690 --> 01:22:12,420 Ruri Shinato 821 01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:28,940 Produced by Haruo Okamoto, Manabu Tamura, Daichi Tsukinari, Ryƍ Yukizane, and Tsuyoshi Gotƍ 822 01:22:30,740 --> 01:22:35,440 Based on "Usotsuki Paradox" by Akira Kizuki and Nanki Satƍ 823 01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:47,020 Cinematography by Masashi Seki 824 01:24:35,830 --> 01:24:40,600 Written and Directed by Kƍta Yoshida 825 01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:50,010 Subtitles by nitroblast 58352

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