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The littlest schmoop
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in the chicken coop goes...
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Moop, moop, moop.
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(LAUGHING)
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Moop, moop, moop.
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(LAUGHING)
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Moop, moop, moop.
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Moop, moop, moop.
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The skinniest schmoop in
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the chicken coop goes...
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SIERRA: (LAUGHING)
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Scoop, scoop, scoop.
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MITCH: Scoop, scoop, scoop.
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'Cause he's getting
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all that food, right?
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Scooping it all up.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(STUDENTS CHEERING)
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NARRATOR:
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This is Truman High,
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a charter school
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in southwestern
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Los Angeles, California.
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Mitch Carter is head of
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Truman's English department,
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and was recently named
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California Teacher
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of the Year.
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He is now a nominee
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for the national award.
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Love my job. Not every
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day of course. (LAUGHS)
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But, uh, it's a good life.
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NARRATOR: Ronald Douche
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is the school's principal.
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Start now? Okay.
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Um, welcome.
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Truman is, uh, a newer
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high school, opened in 2007.
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Our first senior class just
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graduated this last spring.
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We serve, uh,
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over 1,000 students,
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most of them from
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right here in good old
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southwestern Los Angeles.
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Some kids back there.
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Hey, guys.
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Terrific.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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RONALD: We are fortunate
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enough to have some of the
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latest technology available.
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Beautiful chemistry labs.
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They did such a nice
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job on the installation.
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Two well-stocked computer labs
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training on many programs.
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Great start, great
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foundation, great base.
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We'll have a giant hammer
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come up here with a claw.
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Kadoosh!
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RONALD: And of course,
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our nationally ranked
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robotics team.
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Gonna shoot something out.
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Oh, this is a great start.
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In 1999, I was writing
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for Mattel toys for their
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Barbie doll website.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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"Barbie for president."
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I was, uh... I was supposed
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to be writing Barbie's
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election platform.
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Um, you know,
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more swimming pools.
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No brown shoes
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with black pants.
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Six months later,
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I was a teacher.
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RONALD: This is
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a tough part of town.
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The kids know it's
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not gonna be easy.
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We're giving them hope.
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Throwing them a rope.
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The kids are
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appreciative of that.
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You know, of what
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we do here for them.
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For the community.
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It's, uh... Wow, I'm getting
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a little filled up here.
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But, uh,
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I take a lot
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of pride in that.
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Douche!
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You know what?
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It's pronounced
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"Dow-shay," not Douche!
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Dow-shay.
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It is the same spelling
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but the Dutch pronunciation!
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That is it, young man.
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That is it. I see you.
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That is detention.
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Detention for
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the entire year.
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Put the cameras away.
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Put them away. Put them away.
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Turn off those...
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Okay, you know what?
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As soon as I'm done here,
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that is it for you.
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Confiscated. Both of you.
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Phones are going
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to be gone.
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It's pronounced "Dow-shay."
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
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MITCH: Okay,
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let's get settled in!
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This is not a bad
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dream. It is Monday.
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You are back in class.
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I want you to take out your
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journals and take a look
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at the topic on the board.
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I want you guys
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to write about
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something that you like.
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But you hide it
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from your friends
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because you are afraid
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of what they will think.
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(STUDENTS GROANING)
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I'll go first. Um...
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When I was in high school,
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I really loved the ballet.
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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
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My mother used to take
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me to see The Nutcracker
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every Christmas.
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But I was afraid that
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my friends would
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make fun of me,
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so I told them that she was
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taking me to a Laker game.
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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
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All right, you guys are
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up now, you got 15 minutes.
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MITCH: I like to start class
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with a writing exercise.
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It gets their brains
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in the right place.
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Especially on a Monday.
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Okay, let's share
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our responses.
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(STUDENTS GROANING)
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Oh, come on, I told
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you about the ballet.
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It's all downhill
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from there.
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Zola.
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Sometimes when I'm
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depressed, the only thing
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that makes me feel better
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is listening to Dora the
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Explorer song on my iPod.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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MITCH: Marcus.
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Uh, um, one time when I was
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visiting my grandparents,
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I woke up in the
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middle of the night
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to take some Advil,
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but it was my
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grandpa's Viagra.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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You were supposed
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to write about something
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that you liked!
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Did you like that?
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(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
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Are you going to be talking
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to the other teachers, too?
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INTERVIEWER: Um...
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I just...
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I think it's important.
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And this is why.
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I mean, yeah, I'm, uh,
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"Teacher of the Year."
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That's... And which is
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great, and I love it.
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I love that you guys are
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here doing this movie.
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I think it's important.
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I hope we can show something
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about public schools
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and what's happening here.
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But, uh, the award itself,
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is really the byproduct
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of all of our work together
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here at this school.
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Yes, I won it,
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but, um, you know...
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(SIGHS)
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I don't do this by myself,
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I guess is all I'm saying.
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INTERVIEWER: Right.
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These kids don't get
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better just because
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I show up and do my thing.
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LOWELL: I'm not laughing.
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I'm being serious here.
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You come on.
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We are the Hammers. Uh,
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though we're not married.
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No, we are not.
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My name is Clive Hammer.
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I am Lowell Hammer.
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And we are
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guidance counselors.
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Well, we're
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college counselors.
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But we guide
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you to college.
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So we're kind of like...
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Religious leaders.
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Shamans.
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Shaymans.
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It's actually shaman.
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I think it's shayman.
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Well, shayman suggests
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that we shame them.
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Which we're
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not afraid to do.
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Which we will
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use shame.
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So...
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We will answer
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questions.
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We've got experience.
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We speak from the hip.
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We throw it from
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the kneecap.
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We toss it.
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Which is even
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lower than the hip.
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Yeah, well, some guys,
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some guys will
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talk from the hip.
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We take it from the kneecap.
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We like to throw it
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from below the hip.
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We just toss it out to you.
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Which is even a
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straighter shot.
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Yeah, it's a straight shot,
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straight into your mouth.
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LOWELL: Think
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about it like this.
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If college were hell...
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And it is, guys.
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For a while, it's hell.
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Best time of your life,
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best years of your life,
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but it's hell.
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But it's hellish.
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It's like a burning
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inferno of hell and hatred.
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It's terrible.
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Think of us as like
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a two-headed dog.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And we're sitting on that
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River Styx in a boat...
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Right, and we gotta
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take you across.
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You can't swim to
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the River Styx.
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No, you can't.
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You can't do that.
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I'd like to
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see you try it.
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I wish you could try.
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I dare you.
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You're going to
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burn your legs off.
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But you get with us...
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You're in the boat.
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We take you across.
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We guide you to
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where you need to go.
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We get you to hell.
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Yeah.
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I think the secret is,
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we know everything,
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assume that they
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know nothing.
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Kids are stupid.
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You have to start
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from that point and then
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work your way backwards.
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Or forward.
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Forward.
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Or laterally.
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Yeah.
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You asked when the
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applications are
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due for UCLA.
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Those were
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due yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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Yesterday.
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So, that is, uh...
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Ouch.
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A no-can...
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That's a no-fly zone.
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That's not good.
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Yeah, so, uh, forget about
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that one. USC tomorrow.
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Exactly, so, six essays,
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you knock 'em out tonight.
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You're good to go.
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5-Hour Energy.
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Pop one of those
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in your mouth, boom,
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boom, boom. You're gold.
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Get a get a couple
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of Coke Zeros and...
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(SNICKERS) None
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of those calories.
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But you are still
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learning and you
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are still staying awake.
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Can she...
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Can she do that?
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You just hop out
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of here right now
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and just start on
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that process?
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She can't?
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She can't.
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Okay.
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Look, you
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cram it tonight.
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Tonight. You'll
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get in there tonight.
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(BUZZING)
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The problem
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is that teaching
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is tougher today.
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Because they put
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hormones in the milk,
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so the girls
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start to menstruate
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at a younger age.
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It's awful.
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How do you
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know that?
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WENDY: Morning, guys.
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Hey, morning, Wendy.
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Morning, Wendy.
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BRIAN: That's a lot of wrong
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answers there, Eric.
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Mmm-hmm.
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STEVEN: Hey, check it out,
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Wendy's not wearing
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any underpants today.
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BRIAN: Jesus, do your
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kids know anything?
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That grading machine
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sounds like gunfire.
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I am aware of
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the results, Brian.
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You guys are worried
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about tests? She's going
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commando. You kidding me?
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Did you see
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these scores?
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Dude, I know you're
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married, but just look for
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my sake, would you please?
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The average is 14.
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I can't even talk to you.
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Do you have a penis?
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Hey, Wendy. I brought
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that vanilla creamer
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that we both enjoy.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Bam!
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Belly button showing!
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Bam!
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Cell phone and belly
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button showing, that's two.
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Enjoy your
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Saturday, with me.
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Uh, hey there, Marv Collins,
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assistant principal and dean
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of students at Truman High.
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INTERVIEWER: Actually,
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Mr. Collins, you can
406
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just look at me.
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So uh, you help Principal
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Douche run the school.
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Principal Douche
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does not need my help
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running this school.
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I think you can tell
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he's doing a pretty
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good job all by himself.
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You're not hiding the
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cell phones from me.
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You know you're
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getting detention.
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And you still have
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the cell phones out.
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00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311
No, yeah, I'm
422
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311
just the garbage man,
423
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:03,311
you know.
424
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,105
I take out the trash.
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00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,648
Someone sees a future
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00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,648
ahead of them, but you
427
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,648
still have yours out.
428
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,943
Put the cell phones away!
429
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,943
Put the cell phones away!
430
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,904
As you probably saw,
431
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,904
we had a little kerfuffle
432
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,904
this morning
433
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,574
between a couple
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,574
of our young men.
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00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,492
Uh, not
436
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their first go-round.
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00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,659
(LAUGHING)
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But let me tell you,
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it better be their last.
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Because one
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more infraction, and
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they're out of here.
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(RAPPING)
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♪ Uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh
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00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,797
♪ Martin Luther King
446
00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,797
was very cool
447
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,508
♪ And every year
448
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,508
on his birthday
449
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:33,508
there ain't no school
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(BEATBOXING)
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♪ Yeah ♪
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MITCH: You get in a fight
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this morning, you're back
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in class this afternoon.
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00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:41,641
How's that work?
456
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:43,684
I don't know.
457
00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,687
Wanna tell me
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00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,687
what it was about?
459
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Nothing.
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00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,690
Boy, I hope that's not
461
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,690
true, I mean if you're
462
00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:49,690
gonna hit somebody,
463
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,276
you better
464
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,276
have a reason.
465
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,486
I got a reason.
466
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Yeah, yeah, I'm
467
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:53,945
sure it's excellent.
468
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,447
Aren't we gonna
469
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,447
be late?
470
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:56,697
Yeah, hurry up.
471
00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,782
INTERVIEWER: Late for what?
472
00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,243
Uh, soccer practice.
473
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,704
This is the first year
474
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,704
Truman's fielded
475
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,704
a varsity soccer team.
476
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,416
Although I'm not sure
477
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,416
you can call this soccer.
478
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,501
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
479
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,795
I'd like to see
480
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,795
us win a game.
481
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,923
Or maybe just score
482
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,923
a goal. That'd be nice.
483
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,678
Most days I'd settle for
484
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,678
a practice field with grass.
485
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,681
(SIGHS)
486
00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,477
Okay, shake it off, Derek.
487
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:31,732
Hey, you're California
488
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:31,732
Teacher of the Year. These
489
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:31,732
guys know who you are.
490
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,318
What? You're telling
491
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,318
me that you didn't
492
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,318
recommend me?
493
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,028
(LAUGHING)
494
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,028
Absolutely I did,
495
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:39,073
but they'd already seen
496
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:39,073
the article in The Times,
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00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:39,073
picture of your family.
498
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,741
They asked me
499
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,741
about you.
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00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,743
(LAUGHING)
501
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,747
The National Independent
502
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,747
School Association sent
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00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,747
you to come get me.
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00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,208
This is what I'm
505
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,208
telling you, yeah.
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00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,752
To lobby for them.
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00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,752
What the hell do
508
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,752
I know about lobbying?
509
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,964
(LAUGHS) Well, it's not
510
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,964
like you'll be the
511
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,964
only one. It's a team.
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00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,924
And they want to
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00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,924
make an addition.
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00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,719
A veteran teacher who's
515
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,719
had success in both public
516
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,719
and private classrooms.
517
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,180
To do what?
518
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,809
To go on TV, uh,
519
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,809
make speeches, appear
520
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:06,809
at schools, symposiums.
521
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:11,064
They want you to
522
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:11,064
be the new face
523
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:11,064
of independent schools.
524
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,233
(LAUGHING)
525
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,735
And 120,000 to start.
526
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:22,116
Are you... Are you serious?
527
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,619
To start.
528
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,248
Plus an expense account,
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00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,248
moving expenses,
530
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:28,248
unbelievable health benefits.
531
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,790
Uh, moving expenses.
532
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,544
To where?
533
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,213
Well, uh, we're in D.C.
534
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,213
about two weeks each month.
535
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674
Some people decide
536
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674
to just move out
537
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,674
there, some don't.
538
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,799
Ah, D.C., I don't
539
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:38,799
know if I can do that.
540
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,553
Like I said, some
541
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,553
don't. I didn't.
542
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,761
And you don't have
543
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:42,761
to decide right away.
544
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,934
So this is a job offer?
545
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,934
It's not a job interview?
546
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:54,815
(LAUGHS) Well, you're gonna
547
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:54,815
have to meet with the NISA
548
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:54,815
director, Ellen Behr,
549
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,693
but, honestly, the way
550
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:56,693
she talks about you,
551
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,695
I think she just
552
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,695
wants your autograph.
553
00:12:58,737 --> 00:12:59,778
(LAUGHING)
554
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,409
INTERVIEWER: Are you
555
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,409
interested in that job?
556
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,369
(SIGHS) I don't know.
557
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,663
I mean, a lot of
558
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,663
changes to consider.
559
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,083
Um, the travel, for one.
560
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,543
INTERVIEWER: How much
561
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,543
does Truman pay you?
562
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,671
If you don't
563
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,671
mind me asking.
564
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,592
A little under 70.
565
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:24,095
(LAUGHING)
566
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,846
Is that
567
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,846
why you're smiling?
568
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,849
Not just that, it's
569
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,849
just, you know, I'm...
570
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:33,271
When you teach, you kind
571
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:33,271
of forget what it's like to
572
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:33,271
have a real job, and um,
573
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,815
I guess I thought maybe
574
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,815
I'd never have another one.
575
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,652
You don't consider teaching
576
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,652
to be a real job?
577
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,696
Well, you just spent
578
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,696
the day with me. Do you?
579
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,283
(LAUGHING)
580
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743
Oh, I'm so hungry!
581
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,743
(SIERRA LAUGHING)
582
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,954
I'm so hungry,
583
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,954
I want some belly,
584
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:49,954
I want some belly!
585
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,290
Mmm!
586
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,290
(GIGGLING)
587
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,583
(LAUGHING)
588
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,128
Oh, the belly
589
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,128
so good! So good!
590
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,128
(GIGGLING)
591
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,921
I couldn't possibly
592
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eat any more belly!
593
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I'm so full.
594
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,424
Oh, wait! Yes, I can!
595
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,092
(GIGGLING)
596
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,885
INTERVIEWER:
597
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,885
So, uh, what's this?
598
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,807
Uh, the National
599
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,807
Independent School
600
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,807
Association website.
601
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,183
Who they are,
602
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,183
what they do.
603
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,436
How's it look?
604
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,939
Oh, you know.
605
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,939
Um, tax exemptions,
606
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:22,195
uh, school vouchers, looking
607
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:22,195
out for the interests of rich
608
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:22,195
kids and their rich parents.
609
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,614
It's basically everything
610
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,614
I've ever fought against
611
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,614
for my whole career.
612
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,909
Nobody proofreads!
613
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,579
This guy says his paper
614
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,579
is about Mark Train.
615
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,414
(LAUGHING)
616
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:35,291
Unbelievable.
617
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,751
They're not
618
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,751
all like that.
619
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,085
Hmm.
620
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,921
Look, Daddy, I drew
621
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,921
a princess and she's
622
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,921
saying, "I love you."
623
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,549
Aw, that's
624
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,549
beautiful, angel.
625
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,342
You spell better than
626
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,342
Daddy's students.
627
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,552
Stop it.
628
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,552
Mmm-hmm.
629
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,807
Listen to this.
630
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:56,145
"The boy said, 'I was
631
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:56,145
hungry, hungry, hungry.'
632
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:56,145
This shows he was hungry."
633
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,858
Teacher of
634
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,858
the Year, huh?
635
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,486
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
636
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,457
You know,
637
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,457
I'm real happy
638
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,959
that you guys
639
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,959
are giving Mitch Carter
640
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,959
all this attention
641
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,338
and you're
642
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,338
here to see him,
643
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,338
but it's Ron Douche
644
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,507
who's the motor
645
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,507
behind this house.
646
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,761
He's the kid in the hamster
647
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,761
wheel, so to speak.
648
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,847
This guy's gonna
649
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,847
be superintendent
650
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,847
of LA Unified.
651
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,809
(LAUGHING) I'm hitching
652
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,809
my wagon to that star.
653
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:34,809
Best believe that.
654
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,979
I mean, he says put
655
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,979
this campus on lockdown,
656
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,979
it's locked down.
657
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,650
Miss Curtis, Nia
658
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,650
cannot come to school
659
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,650
dressed like this.
660
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,778
Why not? She
661
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,778
looks good.
662
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,573
Nia, you can't... (SCOFFS)
663
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:48,573
Look at your skirt.
664
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,617
Leave something
665
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,617
to the imagination.
666
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,993
Why should I make
667
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,993
them imagine it when
668
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,993
I can just show it to them?
669
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,995
You know, but,
670
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,995
I've had enough
671
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,995
of this, all right?
672
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,997
She is beautiful.
673
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,997
I am beautiful.
674
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,918
I was a JV cheerleader
675
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,918
when I had her. All right?
676
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,669
That out of here.
677
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,005
Uh, uh... Uh, yes.
678
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,132
(CLEARS THROAT)
679
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,467
Okay, let's get started.
680
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,511
I have your Huck Finn
681
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,511
papers for you,
682
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,598
and, uh, I see that
683
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,598
a lot of you are still
684
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,598
making the same mistakes
685
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
because you
686
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,476
refuse to proofread.
687
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:20,271
Uh, look, if it's
688
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:20,271
a problem with spelling
689
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:20,271
or vocabulary,
690
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,691
I can help you with that,
691
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,691
but when the name of the
692
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,691
book is Huckleberry Finn
693
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,526
and you spell
694
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,526
Huckleberry wrong...
695
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,236
(ALL LAUGHING)
696
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,656
I can't do anything for
697
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,656
you there. Or you spell
698
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,656
your own name wrong?
699
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,740
(LAUGHING)
700
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,826
Come on, Mr. Carter,
701
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,826
nobody did that.
702
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,078
Oh, no, yeah, somebody
703
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,078
did, Marcus, or should
704
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,078
I call you "Macrus."
705
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,622
(ALL LAUGHING)
706
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,043
Ladies and gentlemen,
707
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,043
in the eyes of the law,
708
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,043
you are still children
709
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,046
but here, in this
710
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:46,046
classroom, you are adults.
711
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,966
So as much as I may
712
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,966
disagree with you,
713
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,050
I have to respect
714
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,050
your decision not
715
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,050
to get smarter.
716
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,387
This is America, where
717
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,387
the Constitution protects
718
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,387
your right to stay dumb.
719
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,066
"Brendan had a bellyache
720
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,066
and had to get more sleep.
721
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,528
"Please execute him."
722
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,029
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
723
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,449
I wish I could, Novak.
724
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,077
Wait, so you guys are
725
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,077
here because Mitch Carter
726
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,077
won Teacher of the Year?
727
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,038
Wow, I, I didn't even know
728
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,038
a decision had been made.
729
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,627
I guess I was busy
730
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,627
then. And that's
731
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,627
for the whole city?
732
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,295
INTERVIEWER: Whole state.
733
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,756
Whole state. Okay, that's...
734
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:28,756
He's a good guy.
735
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,301
Really nice cat.
736
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,095
Can I speak frankly for a
737
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,095
second, because I'm sorry,
738
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,223
but he teaches English.
739
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,100
Okay, that's a dead language.
740
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,100
The kids already speak it
741
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,100
when they come to school.
742
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,603
I'm dealing with
743
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,603
the future. It's robotics.
744
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,148
I mean, (LAUGHS) in my class
745
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,148
on Monday, it's Wednesday.
746
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,028
All right, let's
747
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,028
assimilate.
748
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,990
All right, now you guys
749
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,990
have won the last four
750
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,990
city championships
751
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,950
and today we're going
752
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,950
to make it number five.
753
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,912
But more importantly,
754
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:58,912
when the robots take over,
755
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,205
and that day's coming
756
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,205
sooner than people think,
757
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,124
you guys are
758
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,124
going to be ready.
759
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,795
And you're going
760
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,795
to be waiting for them,
761
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,795
just like me. Okay?
762
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,089
Let's fuse.
763
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,093
(ALL HUMMING)
764
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,349
STEVEN: Four years in a row
765
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,349
we've lost the National
766
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:20,349
Robot Championships,
767
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,143
otherwise referred to as
768
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,143
the Super-Robot Bowl.
769
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,940
Today's the cities,
770
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,940
city robots, we
771
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,940
always rule that.
772
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,942
And state robots,
773
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,942
we fly through.
774
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,111
We've had problems with
775
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,111
the national robots.
776
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198
Not this year.
777
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,198
Not this year.
778
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,619
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
779
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,162
RONALD: I guess, I mean,
780
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,162
I'm just a little disappointed
781
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,162
in your behavior.
782
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,706
I mean, aren't you?
783
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,165
Yes, Mr. Douche.
784
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,542
And if I suspend
785
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,542
you, you're just
786
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,542
going to feel like
787
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,252
you're getting an extra
788
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,252
week of spring break.
789
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,254
So instead, you're
790
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,254
gonna have a week
791
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,254
of in-house suspension.
792
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,422
Are you...
793
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,422
Uh-uh-uh...
794
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,929
Now, Mr. Carter believes
795
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,929
that soccer's been
796
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,929
a good outlet for you.
797
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,597
Yeah. Yes.
798
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,516
He also feels that, uh,
799
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,516
you should be allowed to
800
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,516
continue playing and I agree.
801
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,226
Thank you, Mr. Douche,
802
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,226
thank you.
803
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,186
But he has also
804
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,186
promised me
805
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,731
he'd have you
806
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,731
run sprints for
807
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,731
an extra 20 minutes
808
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,190
after practice
809
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,190
every day next week.
810
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,568
Are you...
811
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,568
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
812
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:15,905
Now take a pretzel.
813
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,453
Not in here.
814
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,453
Alex, crumbs.
815
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,165
Jeez.
816
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,584
(SIGHS)
817
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,629
There's not a lot of
818
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,629
time during the day
819
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,674
to teach a young man or
820
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,674
woman a lesson like that.
821
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,845
So, hopefully I got
822
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,845
through to him, made
823
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:38,845
a difference in his life.
824
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,513
That guy's a dick.
825
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,732
Seriously, like,
826
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,732
these are not lockers.
827
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:57,864
This is for mail,
828
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:57,864
and news, and bug spray...
829
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:57,864
I'm just...
830
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,573
What's up, Ian?
831
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,993
Oh, hey, Steven,
832
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,993
just got The Titan
833
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,993
hot off the presses.
834
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,243
Oh, nice.
835
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,243
Yeah.
836
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,996
Yeah, you guys are
837
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,996
doing some great
838
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,996
work down there.
839
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,581
Yeah, you gotta check out
840
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,581
the piece we did on the
841
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,581
water fountain in the gym.
842
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,542
Yeah, we tested
843
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,542
it for bacteria.
844
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,293
Covered in
845
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,293
microorganisms.
846
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,253
That's fantastic. How
847
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,253
long have you been
848
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,253
teaching here?
849
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,756
Uh, this is my
850
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,756
first year.
851
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,756
My first full year.
852
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,341
Almost a full year.
853
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,341
Started as a sub
854
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,341
last year, yeah.
855
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,385
This is great.
856
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,385
I'm really making
857
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,385
the paper my thing.
858
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,261
I'm really proud of what
859
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,261
the students are doing.
860
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,261
Yeah. Super.
861
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,849
And I'd like to think...
862
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,849
That article about
863
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:24,849
Kathy Bannen's puppy?
864
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,475
Yeah, yeah, that's
865
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,475
gonna be great.
866
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,769
It'll teach a lot of
867
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,769
kids responsibility
868
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,271
about taking care
869
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,271
of puppies and stuff,
870
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,271
and that's, uh,
871
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,191
something the kids
872
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,191
need to learn about
873
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
before they go
874
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
on to college.
875
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,943
Fantastic stuff.
876
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,195
Good job, Ian.
877
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:39,864
Thanks, um...
878
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,282
(SIGHS)
879
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,868
STEVEN: What's
880
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,868
happening, kids?
881
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,868
MAN: Hey, man.
882
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,120
ROBIN: Looking at our
883
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,120
conference schedules. Who
884
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,120
do you have this year?
885
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,872
I don't know,
886
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,872
what's it matter?
887
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,790
"Why is my kid an idiot?"
888
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,790
"'Cause you're an idiot."
889
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,790
In and out.
890
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,918
(LAUGHING)
891
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,002
You're serious?
892
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,294
(LAUGHING) Am I the
893
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,294
only one who does that?
894
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,295
That's genius.
895
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,756
STEVEN: What, do you
896
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,756
actually take time?
897
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,132
That's just wrong,
898
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,132
not genius.
899
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,132
MAN: That's a good idea.
900
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,299
That's a brilliant
901
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,299
idea, is what that is.
902
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,760
It's actually a
903
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,760
pretty good idea.
904
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,845
Yeah, Teacher of
905
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,845
the Year, right there.
906
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,845
There you go.
907
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,305
Where's my vest? Oh!
908
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,305
Where's my vest?
909
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,307
(LAUGHING)
910
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,307
I'm the vest guy.
911
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,475
(LAUGHING)
912
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,186
It's fun to joke
913
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,186
around in the lounge.
914
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,773
But I love this job.
915
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,358
I love the kids,
916
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,358
I love math.
917
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,945
Um, most days I cannot
918
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,945
wait to get to work.
919
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,656
The magic math hat
920
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,656
goes to Lamont.
921
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,033
(ALL CHEERING)
922
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,327
Yay, yes, thank you,
923
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,327
thank you,
924
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:27,327
please, please.
925
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:32,291
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Thank
926
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:32,291
you, Lamont, thank you so much
927
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:32,291
for being so smart.
928
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,295
But I have to ask,
929
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:41,341
what is the mnemonic
930
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:41,341
device, sohcahtoa?
931
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,302
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
932
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,138
BRIAN: I'm fired up
933
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,138
about teaching.
934
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,138
I do it with passion.
935
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,806
I don't apologize for it.
936
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,226
And I expect my
937
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,226
students to match my
938
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,226
passion with their own.
939
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,852
I think they
940
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,852
appreciate the effort.
941
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,729
At the very least
942
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,729
they're entertained.
943
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,148
(HIGH-PITCHED) Emmie?
944
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,148
Cosine.
945
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:59,318
Cosine, cosine!
946
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:59,318
(LAUGHING)
947
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,861
Are you rolling now?
948
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,861
INTERVIEWER: Yeah.
949
00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,613
That is so cool.
950
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,074
I mean...
951
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,576
It's like...
952
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,576
It's like we're...
953
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,957
It's like Spinal Tap
954
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,957
or something.
955
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,375
It's like we're just
956
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,375
teaching and you
957
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,375
guys are filming.
958
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,877
It's a little creepy, but...
959
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,842
(IMITATING ENGLISH ACCENT)
960
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,842
I take my teaching, and I
961
00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,842
turn it up to 11. To 11.
962
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,804
I was never really good
963
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,804
at accents, but...
964
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:26,804
Eleven... No?
965
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,266
You don't know
966
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,266
Spinal Tap? Wow.
967
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,226
I say turn down the job.
968
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,226
WOMAN: Are you nuts?
969
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,936
BRIAN: Teaching's his calling.
970
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,936
Take the money.
971
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,314
Teaching's obviously
972
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,314
not about cash, it
973
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,314
elevates the spirit.
974
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:39,357
Oh, my God, do not listen
975
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:39,357
to him, Mitch, this is just
976
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:39,357
Berkeley jibber-jabber.
977
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,860
Why are you
978
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,860
so mean to me?
979
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:40,860
(LAUGHING)
980
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,112
Because I can be,
981
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,112
and I'm older
982
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,112
than you, all right?
983
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,448
Look, 10 years from now
984
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,448
you'll be making almost
985
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:46,448
the same as you do now.
986
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,408
And you'll be
987
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,408
killing yourself for
988
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,408
not taking this job.
989
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,786
Why is this the only
990
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,786
way for me to make
991
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,786
this kind of money?
992
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,372
I love teaching, you know,
993
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,372
apparently other people think
994
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:54,372
I'm pretty good at it, too.
995
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,833
Why can't I make
996
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:55,833
100 grand doing this?
997
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,419
Because you can't.
998
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:59,419
Take the money.
999
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,881
If I'm coming on strong,
1000
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:01,881
that's not my intention.
1001
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:06,426
I just feel really confident
1002
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:06,426
that advertising with us is
1003
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:06,426
gonna help your business.
1004
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,429
I'm the sales director
1005
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,429
at a local
1006
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:09,429
mixed media company.
1007
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,432
They let me work from
1008
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,432
home three days a week,
1009
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,432
which is really helpful.
1010
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,435
If we are right
1011
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,435
for you, then we are
1012
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:15,435
perfect for you.
1013
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,105
You know, we just
1014
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,105
want to meet your needs.
1015
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,359
That's all. If you're
1016
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,359
not happy, if it's not
1017
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:21,359
working for you,
1018
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,652
(LAUGHING) then I'm
1019
00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,652
not doing my job.
1020
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:28,406
Yeah, I'm not interested
1021
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:28,406
in just making this sale
1022
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:28,406
and leaving you hanging.
1023
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,535
No, I'm gonna use
1024
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,535
my customized software
1025
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,535
to monitor your account
1026
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,454
and make sure that your ad
1027
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,454
is generating sales.
1028
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,458
Yeah. Oh, gosh,
1029
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,458
it's unbelievable.
1030
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,921
It tells us who's noticing
1031
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,921
your ad, where they're
1032
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,921
shopping, what they're buying.
1033
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,466
I can do that.
1034
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,466
Yes, I can do that.
1035
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,427
I can do that, too,
1036
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,427
that sounds very fair.
1037
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,681
It is a lot to promise but
1038
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,681
I hope that shows you how
1039
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:52,681
much I want your business.
1040
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,476
Okay.
1041
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,896
All right, I'll send
1042
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,896
the contracts over first
1043
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,896
thing in the morning.
1044
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,440
Okay. Thank you.
1045
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,403
Bye-bye.
1046
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:09,573
Yay.
1047
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:15,204
Mitch, I admire your
1048
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:15,204
success in both the public
1049
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:15,204
and private sectors.
1050
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:18,707
And I think your career
1051
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:18,707
highlights the best qualities
1052
00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:18,707
of independent schools.
1053
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,294
Well, come on,
1054
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,294
you can't really compare
1055
00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,294
Harry Truman Charter
1056
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,502
to Episcopal Academy.
1057
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,255
Charter schools
1058
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,255
walk the line.
1059
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,007
They're public schools that
1060
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,007
take advantage of many
1061
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:27,007
of private schools' benefits.
1062
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,051
Private and charter
1063
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,051
are practically
1064
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:29,051
the same thing.
1065
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,678
That's a very difficult
1066
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,678
argument to make, Miss Behr.
1067
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,471
I couldn't agree
1068
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,471
with you more.
1069
00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,267
How would you make it?
1070
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,478
Well, um, let's see.
1071
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,654
They both have entry
1072
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,654
requirements greater
1073
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:48,654
than residency.
1074
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:52,616
Uh, they both ask for a
1075
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:52,616
personal commitment of
1076
00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:52,616
time or money or both
1077
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,036
from the student,
1078
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,036
and frequently from the
1079
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:56,036
student's family.
1080
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,832
As a society, we choose
1081
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,832
to spend tax dollars
1082
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,832
on enrollment and fees
1083
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,499
at charter schools
1084
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,499
like Truman High.
1085
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,420
There is no reason why
1086
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,420
a few of those tax dollars
1087
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,755
couldn't go to private
1088
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:06,755
school tuitions as well.
1089
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,175
Even if it's
1090
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:09,175
not as much.
1091
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,302
A fraction.
1092
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,054
So, you can make
1093
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,054
that argument.
1094
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:18,600
Yes, ma'am. (LAUGHS)
1095
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:18,600
Yeah, would appear so.
1096
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,316
INTERVIEWER: So,
1097
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,316
does that mean you
1098
00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:25,316
want the job now?
1099
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,486
No, no, it just means
1100
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,486
I know I can do it. I...
1101
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:31,780
What the hell?
1102
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,499
Brian, what's
1103
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,499
going on, man?
1104
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,125
I got a problem.
1105
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,503
What, what's happening?
1106
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,503
Ron suspended me today.
1107
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:46,795
What? Why?
1108
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,589
Faith Gregory accused
1109
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,589
me of attacking her
1110
00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,589
in tutorial today,
1111
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,008
and you know
1112
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,008
I did not do that.
1113
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,592
No, no, of course,
1114
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,592
I know, I know, I know.
1115
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,346
Guys, please, just
1116
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,346
give me a second,
1117
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,346
all right, please?
1118
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:56,680
Just back off, please.
1119
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,602
She's an angry child,
1120
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,602
there has to be something
1121
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,602
going on at home,
1122
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,854
and it's important...
1123
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,231
All right, have you
1124
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,231
heard from her
1125
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,231
parents at all?
1126
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,773
No.
1127
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,773
Have you talked, spoken
1128
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:06,773
to her mother or father?
1129
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,608
No, the mother,
1130
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,608
I know has been
1131
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,608
in contact with Ron
1132
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,694
but... And the
1133
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,694
worst part about it...
1134
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,906
MITCH: Oh, this is bad,
1135
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,906
this is so bad.
1136
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,906
Brian's in a tough spot.
1137
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,991
INTERVIEWER: Why'd
1138
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:15,991
he come to you?
1139
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,618
MITCH: I'm the union rep
1140
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,618
at our school, so he's
1141
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:18,618
supposed to come to me.
1142
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,497
Plus, we're friends.
1143
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:21,497
Good friends.
1144
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:22,664
We'll talk
1145
00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:22,664
tomorrow, all right?
1146
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,384
Who is this girl?
1147
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:33,384
This is unbelievable.
1148
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:36,970
Her name is Faith
1149
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:36,970
Gregory, and, uh, he
1150
00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:36,970
failed her last semester.
1151
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,224
He was trying to help her.
1152
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,224
I mean, that's why she was
1153
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,224
in his room to begin with.
1154
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,061
Well, can't Ron at least wait
1155
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,061
until he hears the story
1156
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:44,061
from everybody else first?
1157
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,980
No, he can't afford
1158
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,980
to, Kate. I mean,
1159
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,980
what if Brian did it?
1160
00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,275
You think he did it?
1161
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,651
No, of course not,
1162
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,651
but, you know,
1163
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,611
Ron's just got to
1164
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,611
cover his ass.
1165
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,948
Mitch, language, please.
1166
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:59,076
Oh, sorry, hey, sweetie, can
1167
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:59,076
you go to your room and
1168
00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:59,076
play for a little bit, please?
1169
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,161
Okay, Daddy.
1170
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,161
Thank you.
1171
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,788
I'll be in to read you
1172
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:02,788
a book in a little bit.
1173
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,290
Okay.
1174
00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,290
Okay.
1175
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:05,665
(FOOTSTEPS ON STAIRS)
1176
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,875
Can I say "ass" now?
1177
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,379
Oh, my gosh,
1178
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,379
Jackie is pregnant.
1179
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,713
How is she
1180
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:11,713
handling this?
1181
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,674
I don't know, he's
1182
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,674
gonna give me a call
1183
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:14,674
after he told her.
1184
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,676
He hasn't
1185
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,676
told her yet?
1186
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,473
Well, it's not like I'd
1187
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,473
be rushing home to share
1188
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:20,473
the news with you either.
1189
00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,640
Huh.
1190
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,977
Oh, my gosh,
1191
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,977
that is beautiful.
1192
00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,977
(WHISTLING)
1193
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,186
Man.
1194
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,563
Oh, it's got a pool.
1195
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,982
A pool, we
1196
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:29,982
can go swim!
1197
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,361
3,200 square feet, four
1198
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,361
bedrooms, four baths,
1199
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:38,698
and it is $414,000.
1200
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:38,698
No.
1201
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:42,202
That could get
1202
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:42,202
us a garage here...
1203
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,661
(LAUGHING)
1204
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,661
That's quite...
1205
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:44,913
...in Los Angeles.
1206
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:44,913
That's unbelievable.
1207
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,208
A big difference
1208
00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:48,208
from what we pay here.
1209
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,711
I don't know, it sounds
1210
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:51,711
like the interview went well,
1211
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,424
but, also, like, there's
1212
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,424
gonna be way more
1213
00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:55,424
travel than we expected.
1214
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,678
And, uh, even if we do move
1215
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,678
to Washington, D.C.,
1216
00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:00,678
he's gonna be gone a lot.
1217
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,310
He and Sierra have never
1218
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:06,310
even been apart for one day,
1219
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,854
so I'm not exactly sure
1220
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,854
how she's gonna take that,
1221
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,733
but I don't even think
1222
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,733
we really have a choice.
1223
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,736
You know, my job
1224
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:16,736
sucks, and, uh,
1225
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,114
I can barely handle that
1226
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:19,114
with one baby, much less two.
1227
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:25,078
I mean, when are we gonna
1228
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:25,078
get another opportunity
1229
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:25,078
like this, you know?
1230
00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,547
Is it a boy?
1231
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,840
Don't start that.
1232
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,801
Oh, come on,
1233
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,801
I'm just asking.
1234
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:39,801
Does it feel boyish?
1235
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,763
(LAUGHING) I'm at
1236
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,763
six weeks, it doesn't
1237
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,763
feel like anything yet.
1238
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:55,442
Um, okay, guys, let's
1239
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:55,442
just wrap for the night.
1240
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:55,442
Okay, thank you.
1241
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:03,783
♪ They say she's into heaven
1242
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:03,783
It's only water into wine
1243
00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:07,996
♪ Oh, say I like to meet her
1244
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,956
♪ Well, get in line
1245
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,501
♪ She sees a month of sunsets
1246
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,920
♪ As how much time
1247
00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:14,920
there is to waste
1248
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:19,049
♪ Oh, waste it in
1249
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:19,049
a heartbeat, oh ♪
1250
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,760
Morning, guys, let's
1251
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,760
have a great day
1252
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:21,760
of instruction, huh?
1253
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,054
How you doing? Pull up
1254
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,054
those pants, young man,
1255
00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:24,054
I can see your underwear.
1256
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,805
(LAUGHING)
1257
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,805
That's ridiculous.
1258
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,268
Why do you even have
1259
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,268
a belt? Hey, high five,
1260
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:29,268
up top. Nope?
1261
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,020
We'll do that later.
1262
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,020
We will do that
1263
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:32,020
later, young man.
1264
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,689
All right.
1265
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,689
BOY: Go back to your
1266
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:33,689
office, Douche!
1267
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:37,651
Who said that?
1268
00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:37,651
You there, I see you.
1269
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,986
Yeah, Mitch found out
1270
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,986
that Truman was looking
1271
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,986
for new department chairs,
1272
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,821
and we applied
1273
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,821
at the same time.
1274
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,491
INTERVIEWER: Why leave
1275
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,491
a private school like
1276
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,491
Episcopal to come here?
1277
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:49,538
I think Mitch was looking
1278
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:49,538
for the challenge of starting
1279
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:49,538
a school from day one.
1280
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,206
Me, I just came 'cause
1281
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,206
the pay was better.
1282
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,293
Any regrets?
1283
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,795
The kids at Episcopal
1284
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,795
were more gifted.
1285
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:56,795
I miss that.
1286
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,173
I mean, you saw
1287
00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,173
my class today.
1288
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:03,969
Okay, yesterday, we talked
1289
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:03,969
about motors and motion.
1290
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,846
Can anyone name
1291
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,846
something that
1292
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,846
has a motor?
1293
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:08,265
BOY: Motorboat?
1294
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,850
Yes, a motorboat
1295
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,850
does have a motor.
1296
00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,018
Anybody else?
1297
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,772
Fandra?
1298
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:14,772
A vibrator?
1299
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,231
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
1300
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,279
(LAUGHING)
1301
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,279
Yeah, that's great.
1302
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,239
Look, my best
1303
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,239
students are fantastic.
1304
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,117
They'll go on to
1305
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,117
UCLA, Stanford,
1306
00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:27,117
and they'll be great.
1307
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,869
But some of these
1308
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:29,869
other kids, I, uh...
1309
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,873
I am just at a loss to
1310
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,873
explain their behavior.
1311
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,334
We're gonna watch
1312
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,334
a short film.
1313
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,461
Is this a physics movie,
1314
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,461
or a good movie?
1315
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:39,045
(STUDENTS GRUMBLING)
1316
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,423
Yes, Lamont, today we're
1317
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,423
going to watch Scarface.
1318
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,343
(CHEERING)
1319
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,346
It can be
1320
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:47,346
tough sometimes.
1321
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,850
Very tough.
1322
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,688
I'm not saying you're
1323
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,688
an idiot. I'm saying what
1324
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,688
you're saying is idiotic.
1325
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,356
WOMAN: Well,
1326
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,356
I don't see what's...
1327
00:30:57,397 --> 00:30:59,107
If somebody believes that
1328
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,443
they're born in
1329
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,443
the light of Uranus
1330
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,443
and they think it means...
1331
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:05,405
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
1332
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:05,405
Oh, come on.
1333
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:05,405
That is way too easy.
1334
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:08,074
You know what? I get that joke
1335
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:08,074
too much. Don't even go there.
1336
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,786
Okay, I get that too much,
1337
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,786
look, don't even go there.
1338
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,788
How does that hurt
1339
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,788
anyone's feelings?
1340
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,873
INTERVIEWER: Have you seen
1341
00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,873
Ursula Featherstone's class?
1342
00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,251
It's unusual.
1343
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,087
Okay, our quarterly
1344
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,087
test is tomorrow,
1345
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,799
and I think the best way for
1346
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,799
us to review our two books,
1347
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,969
The Miracle Worker, about
1348
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,969
Helen Keller, and The Diary of
1349
00:31:23,841 --> 00:31:27,969
Anne Frank, is through song.
1350
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:29,847
So here we go.
1351
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,185
(MOANING)
1352
00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,185
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
1353
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:52,952
(SHUSHING)
1354
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,954
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
1355
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,791
(MOUTHING)
1356
00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,919
(MOANING)
1357
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,170
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
1358
00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,927
♪ Wa-wa
1359
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:12,681
♪ Wa-wa ♪
1360
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,933
INTERVIEWER: And
1361
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,933
you're her supervisor?
1362
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,933
Yeah.
1363
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,977
Yeah, um, so yeah,
1364
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,977
I've sat through her
1365
00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,977
class many times
1366
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,439
and, I gotta tell you,
1367
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,439
even though it is unusual,
1368
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,982
her kids retain a lot
1369
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,982
of what she teaches them.
1370
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,068
And her tests scores, they
1371
00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:25,068
always show improvement.
1372
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,820
This is what I'm trying
1373
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,820
to tell you, you know,
1374
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,406
each teacher reaches
1375
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:29,406
the kids in their own way.
1376
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,992
Um, there's no one
1377
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:32,992
way to do this job.
1378
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,829
You're always looking for
1379
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,829
the new, better, shinier way
1380
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,749
to deliver basically
1381
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,749
the same old message.
1382
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,001
You know, the thing is,
1383
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:42,001
if the message is solid,
1384
00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:43,587
it's always worth learning.
1385
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,631
Okay, guys,
1386
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,631
how are you?
1387
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,635
How's everybody doing?
1388
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,635
We are the Hammer brothers.
1389
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,635
My name is Clive Hammer.
1390
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,011
I am Lowell Hammer.
1391
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,011
We like to bring
1392
00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,011
the hammer.
1393
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,013
Stop.
1394
00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,013
Hammer time.
1395
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,766
Which is what we said.
1396
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,766
That's how long
1397
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,766
we've been doing it.
1398
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,016
We've been doing
1399
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:57,016
it for years, guys.
1400
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,018
So, you probably don't
1401
00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,018
remember MC Hammer,
1402
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,938
but we've been doing
1403
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,938
it back since his day.
1404
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,063
Yeah, when
1405
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,063
he had a day.
1406
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,231
And, uh...
1407
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,526
Think of us as liaisons
1408
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,526
between you and college,
1409
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,321
and some of you
1410
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,321
might not know
1411
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,321
what liaison means.
1412
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,072
But we are college
1413
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,072
counselors.
1414
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,033
Think of us as the
1415
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,033
people who define the
1416
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,033
word "liaison" for you.
1417
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:17,120
I asked for help with
1418
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:17,120
my financial aid application,
1419
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:20,332
and they told me to mark
1420
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:20,332
my ethnicity as caramel.
1421
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,041
Caramel.
1422
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,041
Why wouldn't
1423
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,041
we do our job?
1424
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,418
Who doesn't
1425
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,418
like caramel?
1426
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,378
Everyone loves caramel.
1427
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,046
You see caramel on an
1428
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,046
application, you're like,
1429
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:27,046
"I want a piece of that."
1430
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,048
You hear that word...
1431
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,048
I want a piece of that...
1432
00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,175
...you start to salivate.
1433
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,512
Right? Pavlovian,
1434
00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:33,512
you salivate, kid's in.
1435
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,642
They said that if I want
1436
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,642
to go to Stanford,
1437
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:38,642
I have to wear more hats.
1438
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,060
They said Stanford
1439
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,060
likes "hat people."
1440
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,228
Palo Alto's a hat town.
1441
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,690
Stanford is like
1442
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,690
a huge hat school.
1443
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,690
Yeah.
1444
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,066
I mean, you're
1445
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,066
not wearing a hat,
1446
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,066
you're not fitting in.
1447
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,401
And if you
1448
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,401
don't know that,
1449
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,613
then you're not
1450
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,613
doing your job as
1451
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,613
a college counselor.
1452
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:55,074
They said colleges
1453
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:55,074
would like me better
1454
00:33:51,655 --> 00:33:55,074
if I lost 60 pounds.
1455
00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:57,953
So, I'm bulimic now.
1456
00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:00,956
But it's for my education,
1457
00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:00,956
so it's okay.
1458
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,082
That was unfortunate.
1459
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:06,085
That was not our plan.
1460
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:06,085
That was not a great...
1461
00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,087
I mean, she just kept...
1462
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,841
But if you look at her
1463
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,841
now, look at her now,
1464
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,841
she looks pretty good.
1465
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,091
If she just keeps it...
1466
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,301
If she doesn't
1467
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:13,301
go any further...
1468
00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,761
She's good.
1469
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097
You don't need
1470
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097
any of these
1471
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097
states right here.
1472
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,225
Yeah, forget these
1473
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,225
states, these are just
1474
00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,225
full of fat, mad people.
1475
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,769
That's right.
1476
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,769
You see these states?
1477
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,769
Fat, angry people.
1478
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,355
As you can see
1479
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,355
right in here,
1480
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:25,355
this is the Big Ten.
1481
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,523
Lot of football.
1482
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:27,774
Lot of drinking.
1483
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:29,108
Lot of keg stands.
1484
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,652
This is where
1485
00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,652
you want to be.
1486
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,612
So, I mean, that is
1487
00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,612
college right there.
1488
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,113
Yeah, if you think
1489
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,113
about college,
1490
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,449
think about a guy
1491
00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,449
passed out in a bush...
1492
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,827
Urinating on himself.
1493
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,827
All over his own pants.
1494
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,913
Like a homeless
1495
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,913
person would.
1496
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,873
That's University of
1497
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,873
Illinois right there.
1498
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,541
That is literally...
1499
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,541
In a nutshell.
1500
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,960
On the crest,
1501
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,960
that is what it is.
1502
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,960
Mmm-hmm.
1503
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,337
And then also,
1504
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,337
we're out here, guys.
1505
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:49,337
We're in California.
1506
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,130
You can stay
1507
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,130
here at home.
1508
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,799
If you don't want to go
1509
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,799
all the way out over
1510
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:52,799
here, stay here at home.
1511
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,092
Why?
1512
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,092
Three words.
1513
00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,636
BOTH: Weed is legal.
1514
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,137
Nailed it.
1515
00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,137
Yeah.
1516
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,806
I don't know
1517
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,806
how we do it.
1518
00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,806
It's magic.
1519
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,601
There are times
1520
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,601
when I wake up
1521
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:02,601
and I wish I knew.
1522
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,352
And then there
1523
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,352
are times when
1524
00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:04,352
I wish I didn't know.
1525
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,145
And right now is
1526
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,145
one of those times.
1527
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,147
Where I wish
1528
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,147
I didn't know
1529
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,858
that I do know.
1530
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,858
And you
1531
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,858
still don't know.
1532
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,694
I know what you
1533
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,694
guys are thinking.
1534
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:15,196
I'll take it from here.
1535
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:15,196
I know what you
1536
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:15,196
guys are thinking.
1537
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,032
"I gotta get to
1538
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,032
New York City."
1539
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:19,158
Right, bicoastal.
1540
00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:19,158
"Get me to the Big Apple."
1541
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,911
Hightail it up there! No.
1542
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,911
No.
1543
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:22,495
That is a bad idea.
1544
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:22,495
You are gonna get cut.
1545
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:22,495
Horrible.
1546
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,163
Each and every one of you.
1547
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,163
You're gonna get cut a lot.
1548
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,041
We got cut. Went
1549
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,041
to New York City.
1550
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,041
Yeah, we did.
1551
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:27,166
We got cut twice.
1552
00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,167
Same guy.
1553
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,795
And that, more than
1554
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,795
anything, tells you,
1555
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,423
don't go see a matinee of
1556
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,423
Spider-Man the Musical
1557
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:33,423
on a Wednesday.
1558
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,758
Not during the middle
1559
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,758
of the week, you don't.
1560
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,343
Why you gonna
1561
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,343
go up here?
1562
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,343
Hightail it down here.
1563
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,888
Amish country.
1564
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,888
Pennsylvania, Franklin
1565
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,888
and Marshall University,
1566
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,016
great school,
1567
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,016
go out there, you
1568
00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:43,016
roll an Amish guy.
1569
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,102
That should be on all
1570
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:45,102
of your bucket lists.
1571
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,813
It's fun, right? Get a couple
1572
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,813
cocktails in you, get out
1573
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,813
there with some friends.
1574
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,188
LOWELL: They're not
1575
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,188
gonna fight back.
1576
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,983
Maybe they'll
1577
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,983
throw a butter churn at you.
1578
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,150
CLIVE: Maybe.
1579
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,155
Second place,
1580
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,155
city finals.
1581
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,699
(LAUGHS)
1582
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,159
I mean, forget
1583
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,159
nationals, we don't
1584
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,159
even qualify for states.
1585
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:06,081
Should've seen the
1586
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:06,081
first place trophy, too.
1587
00:36:02,995 --> 00:36:06,081
It was a silver cup.
1588
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,207
Just like, I could've
1589
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,207
drank my coffee out
1590
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,207
of it in the morning,
1591
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,168
but now it's just me
1592
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,168
and the little guy, so...
1593
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,211
(SIGHS)
1594
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:16,049
There will be no
1595
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:16,049
Super-Robot Bowl 5,
1596
00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:16,049
that's for sure.
1597
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:27,019
The Scarlet Letter
1598
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:27,019
gives Hester the power
1599
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:27,019
to see the sin in others.
1600
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,228
So she knows that nearly
1601
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,228
everyone in the Boston area
1602
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,939
believes that
1603
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:30,939
they're sinners.
1604
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,900
But when they learn
1605
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,900
of Hester's public
1606
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,900
sin of adultery,
1607
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,735
they jump at the
1608
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,735
chance to punish her
1609
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,279
because they want
1610
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,279
to prove their purity
1611
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,279
to everyone else.
1612
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,406
Now, Hawthorne
1613
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,406
tells us that everyone sins.
1614
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:44,119
Going back to Adam
1615
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:44,119
and Eve failing God in
1616
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:44,119
the Garden of Eden.
1617
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:45,328
And we feel so guilty.
1618
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:48,247
"Oh, no, God is
1619
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:48,247
disappointed in me."
1620
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,375
We feel bad and it sucks.
1621
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:53,252
If we would just let
1622
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:53,252
each other's mistakes go,
1623
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,796
we'd be so much
1624
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,796
happier, but we don't.
1625
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,256
No, we're constantly
1626
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,256
trying to make each
1627
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,256
other feel bad,
1628
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,676
hoping that it will
1629
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,676
make us feel better.
1630
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,261
And that is where
1631
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,261
evil comes from.
1632
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,140
Not from the devil,
1633
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,140
not from hell.
1634
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:09,728
Evil is simply
1635
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:09,728
a byproduct of human
1636
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:09,728
fear and weakness.
1637
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:10,812
MITCH: All right,
1638
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:10,812
how 'bout Claudius?
1639
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:12,313
He dies like a bitch.
1640
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,940
(LAUGHING) All right.
1641
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,234
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
1642
00:37:13,982 --> 00:37:16,234
Yeah, that's a start.
1643
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:18,695
Do you have
1644
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:18,695
a citation from the
1645
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:18,695
play to back that up?
1646
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,156
Yeah, I wrote
1647
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,156
it down here.
1648
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:24,617
"O, yet defend me,
1649
00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:24,617
friends, I am but hurt."
1650
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,122
It's good. Good,
1651
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,122
you got one for Ophelia?
1652
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,042
I use Act IV, where
1653
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,042
she goes crazy, just
1654
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:32,042
before she kills herself.
1655
00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:35,087
Wrote it here.
1656
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:41,676
"Young men will do't, if
1657
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:41,676
they come to't, by cock,
1658
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:41,676
they are to blame."
1659
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,138
Um, why'd you
1660
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:45,138
choose that quote?
1661
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,973
I don't know.
1662
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,973
She said "cock"?
1663
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,892
Yeah, you went deep
1664
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,892
there, didn't you?
1665
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,061
(LAUGHS) Kind of
1666
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,061
sounds like rap.
1667
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:54,522
(RHYTHMICALLY) Young men will
1668
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:54,522
do it, if they come to it,
1669
00:37:51,103 --> 00:37:54,522
by cock, they are to blame.
1670
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,816
It's better than that
1671
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,816
crap you pulled in
1672
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:56,816
my class on Monday.
1673
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,068
Aw, Coach, why you
1674
00:37:56,858 --> 00:37:58,068
gotta play me like that?
1675
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,402
Did you have any lunch?
1676
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:00,570
Nah, I didn't
1677
00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:00,570
have any lunch.
1678
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,239
Take half my sandwich.
1679
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,281
Thanks.
1680
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:05,951
Next up.
1681
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,285
RONALD: Thanks for
1682
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,285
coming, Mitch.
1683
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,996
Uh, well, yeah, no, we
1684
00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:09,996
gotta get right on this.
1685
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,540
Well, um, I'm
1686
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,540
all over it. I spoke
1687
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,540
to the mother.
1688
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,376
We're gonna meet
1689
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,376
with them and Mr. Campbell
1690
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:15,376
tomorrow afternoon.
1691
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,963
Good. Good. Okay,
1692
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,963
I'm glad we're dealing
1693
00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:17,963
with it right away.
1694
00:38:18,004 --> 00:38:19,505
Yeah, me too.
1695
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,340
Oh, God, hopefully
1696
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,340
we can keep this
1697
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,340
out of the papers.
1698
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,885
Oh, God, if the media
1699
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,885
gets ahold of it, then
1700
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,885
Brian's career is over.
1701
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,263
Yeah. You're
1702
00:38:23,927 --> 00:38:26,263
kidding, right?
1703
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,890
What?
1704
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,893
Mitch, Brian's finished.
1705
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,893
At this point I'm just trying
1706
00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:31,893
to protect the school.
1707
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,352
But he didn't
1708
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,352
do anything.
1709
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,854
Well, he must've
1710
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,854
done something.
1711
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,232
Why? Because a girl
1712
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,232
who's failing his class
1713
00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:37,232
says so?
1714
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,235
Look, Mitch,
1715
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,235
I'm not insensitive
1716
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,235
to Brian's situation.
1717
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:41,527
It's just that the
1718
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:41,527
school cannot afford...
1719
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,362
He's got a family, Ron!
1720
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,741
Have you ever heard
1721
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,741
of one of these problems
1722
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,741
resolving itself peacefully?
1723
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,576
The teacher always
1724
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,576
takes the fall.
1725
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,412
Right, because
1726
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,412
bureaucrats like you are
1727
00:38:48,618 --> 00:38:51,412
pushing him off the cliff.
1728
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:54,082
I spoke to the girl.
1729
00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:54,082
I spoke to her mother.
1730
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:57,252
Did you speak to Brian?
1731
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:57,252
I mean, five years he
1732
00:38:54,124 --> 00:38:57,252
has bled for this place.
1733
00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,129
Don't be so
1734
00:38:57,294 --> 00:38:59,129
melodramatic.
1735
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,714
Did you talk to Brian,
1736
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,714
or did you just fire him
1737
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,714
and send him on his way?
1738
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:02,924
I don't have
1739
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:02,924
time for this.
1740
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,383
I'd like an answer
1741
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,383
to my question.
1742
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:08,346
Mitch, be here
1743
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:08,346
tomorrow at 5:00 p.m.
1744
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:08,346
This meeting is over.
1745
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,894
Thing about Ron is,
1746
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,894
he has his own
1747
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:14,894
managerial style.
1748
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,355
There's worse. There's
1749
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,355
worse principals than Ron.
1750
00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:18,731
No, okay, guys,
1751
00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:18,731
what are you doing?
1752
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,817
We shouldn't be talking
1753
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,817
about our boss on camera.
1754
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:21,901
ERIC: He's an idiot.
1755
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,653
WOMAN: Okay.
1756
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,653
I could've... That's...
1757
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,364
Ron Douche couldn't
1758
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,364
lead three people
1759
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:26,364
out of an elevator
1760
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:27,406
with a map
1761
00:39:26,405 --> 00:39:27,406
and a flashlight.
1762
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:28,700
Eric.
1763
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,702
Come on, that's
1764
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,702
a little harsh.
1765
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,702
Whatever.
1766
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,163
I don't care.
1767
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,163
I got tenure.
1768
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,291
(LAUGHING)
1769
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,836
It's not that I don't
1770
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,836
like Ron Douche.
1771
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,255
I don't like the way
1772
00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,255
he does his job.
1773
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,258
I don't think he's
1774
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:45,258
here for the kids.
1775
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,386
Are you here for the kids?
1776
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,386
Or are you here for
1777
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,386
your next promotion?
1778
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:55,018
I don't really know
1779
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:55,018
her very well, I just...
1780
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:55,018
Just by reputation.
1781
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,603
What I do know is that
1782
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,603
Brian has such a good heart.
1783
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,231
I just don't
1784
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,231
believe it's true.
1785
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,441
Yeah, Brian's in
1786
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,441
serious trouble.
1787
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,441
But he knows better.
1788
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:06,946
You never let
1789
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:06,946
yourself be alone in
1790
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:06,946
a room with a student,
1791
00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:10,408
girl or boy, or even two.
1792
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,411
They work in
1793
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:13,411
teams sometimes.
1794
00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,704
And they see me,
1795
00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,704
I'm down in the gym,
1796
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,873
I'm on the treadmill,
1797
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,873
shorts, tank top,
1798
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,958
a lot of times I get
1799
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,958
sweaty at lunch.
1800
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,626
You don't know what these
1801
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,626
kids are gonna think.
1802
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,338
And at that age,
1803
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,338
they can't resist.
1804
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:27,926
So, I need to be the one
1805
00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:27,926
who steps up and says,
1806
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,428
"Not today,
1807
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,428
mister, or missus.
1808
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:32,430
"Or both of you."
1809
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,476
Yeah, yeah, we know
1810
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,476
the Campbells very well.
1811
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,188
The guys met in college,
1812
00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,188
and then
1813
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:43,482
Jackie and I are really close.
1814
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,819
I mean, she's
1815
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,819
one of my best friends.
1816
00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:51,199
I don't know, I'm just...
1817
00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,327
I'm dying inside for this
1818
00:40:51,241 --> 00:40:54,327
woman, but I swear to God,
1819
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,454
I have no idea
1820
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,454
what to say to her.
1821
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,671
What's going on at that
1822
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,671
school, what's been
1823
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,671
going on at that school,
1824
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,173
is disgusting.
1825
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:10,135
And people need
1826
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:10,135
to hear about it.
1827
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,388
We've just been
1828
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:13,388
bystanders this entire time
1829
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,681
and I had no idea
1830
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,681
how that would
1831
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,643
end up hurting our family.
1832
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:18,643
And people need to know.
1833
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,731
If it wouldn't have
1834
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,731
been us, it would've
1835
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,731
been somebody else.
1836
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,525
I don't understand how
1837
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,525
someone so young
1838
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,112
could be so full of hate.
1839
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:30,780
So full of
1840
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:34,533
just vile and viscous anger
1841
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:34,533
to lash out like this.
1842
00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:37,412
And I hate to say it,
1843
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,538
but the person that I look to
1844
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:39,538
is the mother.
1845
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,292
And I don't understand how
1846
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:42,292
she could've let this happen.
1847
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:47,005
And you know,
1848
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:47,005
I'm about to become
1849
00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:47,005
a mother and I...
1850
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,008
Uh, I hate to be
1851
00:41:47,046 --> 00:41:50,008
so judgmental,
1852
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:53,552
but if in 18 years I've
1853
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:53,552
become like that woman,
1854
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,973
I don't know how I
1855
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:56,973
could live with myself.
1856
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,560
This is the crib from
1857
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,560
Kate and Mitch, you know.
1858
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,563
They gave it to us right
1859
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,563
after we told them that
1860
00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:04,563
we were having Jackson.
1861
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:05,731
Yes.
1862
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,901
And then now, of course,
1863
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,901
they need it,
1864
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,070
but they're letting us keep
1865
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:11,070
it 'cause they're...
1866
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,697
They're just
1867
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,697
wonderful, and...
1868
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,697
Yeah.
1869
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,533
And they've been there
1870
00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:15,533
for us, through this, too.
1871
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,702
They were the first
1872
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,702
ones that we told, and...
1873
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,956
I met with a
1874
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,956
lawyer, which is
1875
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:27,253
bizarre, and I never expected
1876
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:32,842
to actually be in
1877
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:32,842
the situation of having
1878
00:42:27,295 --> 00:42:32,842
to defend myself.
1879
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:36,179
And I waited
1880
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:36,179
for a phone call
1881
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:39,598
from, uh, my principal,
1882
00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:39,598
Mr. Douche.
1883
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:43,978
And, uh, that didn't come.
1884
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:47,690
So I'm expecting to
1885
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:47,690
have to defend myself,
1886
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:50,776
tomorrow, and uh...
1887
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,029
(SIGHS)
1888
00:42:54,655 --> 00:43:00,412
And hopefully be able
1889
00:42:54,655 --> 00:43:00,412
to take care of my family.
1890
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,793
MITCH: To say that
1891
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,793
parent-teacher conferences
1892
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,879
tend to cause some anxiety
1893
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,879
amongst the faculty
1894
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,839
would be a gross
1895
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,839
understatement.
1896
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,509
We've got a diverse bunch
1897
00:43:11,881 --> 00:43:14,509
of personalities
1898
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,261
and we all deal with the night
1899
00:43:14,551 --> 00:43:16,261
in our own way.
1900
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:19,514
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1901
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:29,107
Personally, I can't say
1902
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:29,107
I dislike them because
1903
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:29,107
sometimes they're great.
1904
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,316
We know he's not
1905
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,316
studying enough.
1906
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,069
We took away
1907
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,069
his computers,
1908
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:33,069
telephone, his TV.
1909
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,862
That's good,
1910
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,862
that's all good.
1911
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,531
MITCH: It's an important part
1912
00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:36,531
of our job,
1913
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,032
and when a
1914
00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:38,032
conference goes well,
1915
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,576
it can really make
1916
00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:39,576
a difference.
1917
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,203
Well, let's talk about
1918
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,203
some strategies you
1919
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,203
can employ, okay?
1920
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,830
If you would just
1921
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,830
turn the television
1922
00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:44,830
off for five minutes
1923
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,332
and let him do
1924
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,332
his homework...
1925
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,876
Oh, how's the view from
1926
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,876
the grandstand, Phil?
1927
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:52,671
I'm the one raising him
1928
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:52,671
while you're out vacationing
1929
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:52,671
with your whore.
1930
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,258
MITCH: In reality, though,
1931
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:55,258
it's usually a long night.
1932
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,470
And normally, I like the
1933
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,470
kids to believe that there
1934
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,470
are no stupid questions,
1935
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:03,600
but sometimes I think
1936
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:03,600
Marcus asks questions
1937
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:03,600
just to disrupt my class.
1938
00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,643
Really?
1939
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,314
Can you give
1940
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:09,314
me an example?
1941
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,358
Well, last week,
1942
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:12,358
in the middle of a quiz,
1943
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,735
he raised his hand to ask me
1944
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,735
if I had ever considered
1945
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,737
how weird the
1946
00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,737
Teletubbies are.
1947
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,365
I love that moment when
1948
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,365
I tell the mother what
1949
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:19,365
her kid's been up to
1950
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,658
and she makes that face.
1951
00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:24,329
What?
1952
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,581
MITCH: I call it the
1953
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,581
"I'm gonna smack his ass
1954
00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:28,707
"with a hairbrush in the
1955
00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:28,707
parking lot" face.
1956
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,918
The "I'm gonna smack
1957
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,918
his ass with a hairbrush
1958
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,918
in the parking lot" face
1959
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,712
may not be my favorite thing
1960
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,712
about teaching,
1961
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:36,715
but it's definitely
1962
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:36,715
in the top five.
1963
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,594
(LOWELL SIGHING)
1964
00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,594
CLIVE: Ooh, angry parents.
1965
00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,053
Rough night,
1966
00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,053
rough night.
1967
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,805
I don't like getting
1968
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,805
yelled at, I'll
1969
00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,805
tell you that much.
1970
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,223
What is wrong
1971
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,223
with them. Whew.
1972
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,766
Well, honestly, what
1973
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:45,766
do you guys expect,
1974
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,561
you might be the
1975
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,561
worst guidance
1976
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,561
counselors of all time.
1977
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:49,937
I take that
1978
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:49,937
as a compliment.
1979
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:49,937
I like that.
1980
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,730
I'll tell you why, because
1981
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,108
what would be worse
1982
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:54,108
is if you said nothing.
1983
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,111
We provoked a reaction.
1984
00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,111
Yeah, it's what we do.
1985
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,071
You told students
1986
00:44:57,153 --> 00:44:59,071
in my class
1987
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,615
that they probably
1988
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:00,615
wouldn't survive the day.
1989
00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:02,450
Some of them
1990
00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:02,450
won't or didn't.
1991
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,493
STEVEN: I don't know
1992
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,493
about that.
1993
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:05,953
Got a rise out of you.
1994
00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:07,746
Mrs. Rose, simply put,
1995
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,707
your son is too stupid to
1996
00:45:07,788 --> 00:45:10,707
be on the robotics team.
1997
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,751
How dare you say anything
1998
00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:12,751
like that about my son!
1999
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,045
No, it's not me,
2000
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:14,045
it's nothing personal.
2001
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:16,464
I'm just wondering, uh,
2002
00:45:14,086 --> 00:45:16,464
did you drop him as a child?
2003
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:18,883
Was he deprived oxygen
2004
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:18,883
for over three minutes?
2005
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,344
How dare you say
2006
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,344
anything like that
2007
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:21,344
about my son!
2008
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,095
All I'm saying is, if he
2009
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,095
doesn't get his act together,
2010
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,765
then I'm gonna design
2011
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,765
a robot specifically
2012
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:26,765
to choke him out.
2013
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,435
Um, Eric and I do
2014
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,435
a cover band.
2015
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,479
This is one of the things...
2016
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,479
Talk about
2017
00:45:29,477 --> 00:45:31,479
Teacher of the Year,
2018
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,189
and I think a lot of times,
2019
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,189
guys who go out
2020
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:37,235
and do all kinds of
2021
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:37,235
extracurricular activity,
2022
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:37,235
um...
2023
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,070
They have to
2024
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,070
make it happen.
2025
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,280
Yeah, and you know,
2026
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,280
we show the kids...
2027
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:41,280
Not just in the classroom.
2028
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,782
Right, we show the
2029
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,782
kids that there's a
2030
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,782
world outside of school.
2031
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,993
Mmm-hmm.
2032
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,993
And so we have
2033
00:45:43,824 --> 00:45:45,993
a cover band.
2034
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,454
It is of a band
2035
00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:48,454
I was a big, uh, fan of,
2036
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:50,623
it's called
2037
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:50,623
the Indigo Girls.
2038
00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:50,623
Hmm.
2039
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,041
Yes, it's one of your
2040
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,041
favorites, isn't it?
2041
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,419
It is true,
2042
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,419
and so it's a duet.
2043
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:55,794
Uh, duo.
2044
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:58,047
And so, one problem is...
2045
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,050
I don't... I don't
2046
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,050
play the guitar.
2047
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,050
Not a note.
2048
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,801
And, uh...
2049
00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,801
And I don't sing.
2050
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,804
No. But the... Unfortunately
2051
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,804
it was a duo, so I
2052
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:05,804
needed someone else
2053
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,056
and you had
2054
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,056
weekends free,
2055
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,016
and so we'll do a gig down
2056
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,016
at like Ruby Tuesday's.
2057
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,436
You have no control
2058
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,436
over these kids.
2059
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:11,436
I see.
2060
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,811
You haven't taught
2061
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:12,811
my son one thing.
2062
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,356
He has not learned one
2063
00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:15,356
thing in your class!
2064
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,857
Mrs. White, may I
2065
00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,857
ask you a question?
2066
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,234
Oh, you have a
2067
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:18,234
question for me?
2068
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,777
Yes, if you don't mind...
2069
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,777
Oh, really, what...
2070
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,777
What is it?
2071
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,530
Why did you come
2072
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,530
here tonight?
2073
00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:24,031
Excuse me?
2074
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,534
If you came here to find
2075
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:26,534
out how your son can do
2076
00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,827
better in my class
2077
00:46:26,576 --> 00:46:28,827
and get a higher grade,
2078
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,163
we can keep on talking.
2079
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,666
But if you've come
2080
00:46:31,205 --> 00:46:33,666
here to yell at me,
2081
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,167
then this
2082
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,167
conference is over.
2083
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,754
(TEACHERS CHEERING)
2084
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,754
MAN: Boom, baby!
2085
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:38,837
I love it.
2086
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,381
Don't you wish...
2087
00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:40,381
Nice.
2088
00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:42,007
All I wanted to say.
2089
00:46:40,423 --> 00:46:42,007
Oh, I love that.
2090
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,384
WOMAN: Thank goodness
2091
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:43,384
somebody said it.
2092
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:46,137
I swear to God,
2093
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,098
I would give back
2094
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,098
half my salary
2095
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,098
if they would let me
2096
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,434
punch a parent once a year.
2097
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,434
MAN: Yes!
2098
00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:52,727
Just once!
2099
00:46:52,769 --> 00:46:53,852
(INDISTINCT)
2100
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,647
So, we play
2101
00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,647
Closer to Fine,
2102
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,273
and we'll do it at
2103
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,273
local establishments.
2104
00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,859
And, uh, it's
2105
00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,859
the only song I know.
2106
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,695
And I don't
2107
00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,695
know it at all.
2108
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,864
No, uh, that's a problem,
2109
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,864
'cause he doesn't, uh...
2110
00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:07,908
But I look good, so...
2111
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,410
And it's a duo, so we
2112
00:47:07,950 --> 00:47:09,410
have to do it together...
2113
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,869
I add color.
2114
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,872
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2115
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,874
You add maybe too
2116
00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,874
much color sometimes.
2117
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,876
(CLEARS THROAT) Anyway...
2118
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,876
In some of the
2119
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,876
places we play it,
2120
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,044
you know, it's...
2121
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,044
No, it...
2122
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,963
It's not a colorful bar.
2123
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,963
Sometimes...
2124
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,548
(INAUDIBLE)
2125
00:47:28,845 --> 00:47:31,808
So, Alex has been
2126
00:47:28,845 --> 00:47:31,808
improving lately,
2127
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,892
but he does
2128
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,892
very little homework.
2129
00:47:33,934 --> 00:47:35,852
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
2130
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,608
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
2131
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,659
She says she doesn't
2132
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:49,659
know what to do because
2133
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,703
I lie and tell her
2134
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:51,703
that I did my homework,
2135
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,121
but she can't check because
2136
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,121
she doesn't speak any English.
2137
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:56,791
(EXCLAIMS IN SPANISH)
2138
00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:57,874
Si.
2139
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:00,211
Si.
2140
00:48:02,254 --> 00:48:04,632
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
2141
00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,719
Hey there.
2142
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,929
People will say
2143
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,929
we're in love.
2144
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,931
Parent-teacher
2145
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,931
conference, huh?
2146
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:14,726
I don't miss those.
2147
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,686
I didn't know
2148
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,686
you taught.
2149
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,686
Oh, three years.
2150
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,937
Wasn't for me.
2151
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:22,941
Look, John, um,
2152
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:22,941
I'm interested,
2153
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:22,941
uh, I really am,
2154
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,944
but I just...
2155
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,944
I'm gonna need
2156
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:25,944
a couple of days.
2157
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,946
Well, my advice was
2158
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:27,946
to leave you alone,
2159
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,990
let you make up
2160
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,990
your own mind,
2161
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,576
but I got overruled.
2162
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:34,620
In favor of what?
2163
00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:38,374
They told me to come
2164
00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:38,374
right over here and
2165
00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:38,374
raise the offer to 150.
2166
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:41,960
(STAMMERS)
2167
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:45,590
$150,000?
2168
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:45,590
To start.
2169
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,927
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
2170
00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:52,722
(CHUCKLING)
2171
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,474
You're their
2172
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,474
number one draft pick, Mitch.
2173
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:57,142
Look, you call me
2174
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:57,142
tomorrow.
2175
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,935
Let me know what
2176
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,935
you wanna do.
2177
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,945
INTERVIEWER: Can I ask
2178
00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:08,945
what you're thinking?
2179
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:14,577
Uh, I'm thinking it's
2180
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:14,577
an amazing opportunity.
2181
00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,997
I'm thinking it
2182
00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,997
could change my life.
2183
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:20,583
So what's the problem?
2184
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,961
I'm trying to decide
2185
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,961
whether or not my
2186
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:24,961
life needs changing.
2187
00:49:32,010 --> 00:49:33,512
(ALARM BEEPING)
2188
00:49:40,770 --> 00:49:42,438
(SIGHS)
2189
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,816
♪ I took the long road,
2190
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,816
in it for the long haul
2191
00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:47,025
♪ Been giving every percent
2192
00:49:44,857 --> 00:49:47,025
of myself until I fall
2193
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:50,028
♪ Slow, at least that's
2194
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:50,028
what I'm thinking while my
2195
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:50,028
body's feeling awful
2196
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,740
♪ From drinking and
2197
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,740
weeks of not sleeping
2198
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,740
when I'm on tour
2199
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:54,991
♪ This is what I
2200
00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:54,991
choose to do ♪
2201
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,745
You have to hear him out.
2202
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,745
MITCH: Please.
2203
00:49:57,787 --> 00:49:59,037
ERIC: I've heard this before.
2204
00:49:57,787 --> 00:49:59,037
This idea...
2205
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,791
It's a great idea.
2206
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:01,791
MITCH: Thank you, thank you.
2207
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,083
MITCH: Let's just stop
2208
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,083
right there, okay.
2209
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,043
I'll tell you
2210
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,043
why it's a great idea,
2211
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,043
because we have
2212
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,045
the oldest, wealthiest,
2213
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,045
healthiest generation
2214
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,381
retiring now,
2215
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,381
that are still useful.
2216
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,381
WOMAN: That's right.
2217
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,050
They can contribute.
2218
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,050
My father,
2219
00:50:09,423 --> 00:50:12,050
my father is 70 years old,
2220
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,887
he's a surgeon, they're
2221
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,887
about to force him out of
2222
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:14,887
the operating room.
2223
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:16,054
What the hell's
2224
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:16,054
he gonna do?
2225
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,307
He's gonna live another
2226
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,307
40 years with today's
2227
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,307
technology...
2228
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:19,976
They will not let that...
2229
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:19,976
He's gonna go crazy.
2230
00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:22,436
He should be here,
2231
00:50:20,016 --> 00:50:22,436
teaching AP biology,
2232
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:25,940
coaching the golf team
2233
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:25,940
and making a contribution,
2234
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:25,940
like he wants to.
2235
00:50:25,982 --> 00:50:27,316
(TEACHERS ARGUING)
2236
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,818
Here's what's gonna
2237
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,818
happen with that idea.
2238
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,069
Once you leave this
2239
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,069
building with an idea,
2240
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:34,072
it's gonna go to the
2241
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:34,072
bureaucracy, and once
2242
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:34,072
they get ahold of it,
2243
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:35,073
they're gonna
2244
00:50:34,114 --> 00:50:35,073
shut it down.
2245
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,159
Not when they
2246
00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:37,159
realize it's feasible!
2247
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,786
(TEACHERS ARGUING)
2248
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,245
MITCH: So, it's impossible
2249
00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:40,245
to change.
2250
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,080
It's impossible to change.
2251
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,080
No, you need to start,
2252
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,457
you need to
2253
00:50:42,122 --> 00:50:43,457
change from within.
2254
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:46,126
Thank you.
2255
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:46,126
You need to... Hey, who's
2256
00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:46,126
the union rep? That's you.
2257
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,629
Yeah.
2258
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,629
So, we need to go
2259
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:48,629
in through you
2260
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:49,839
to get them to
2261
00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:49,839
change the rules.
2262
00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,089
Exactly why I...
2263
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,425
ARNOLD: No, I wouldn't say
2264
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,425
I'm worried about Mitch.
2265
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,220
I just wish he'd find more
2266
00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:56,220
ways to have fun with his job.
2267
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:57,596
That's what I do.
2268
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,057
And how does the man begin
2269
00:50:57,638 --> 00:51:01,057
the act of intercourse?
2270
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:04,102
Anybody? Lamont?
2271
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,855
He puts his penis
2272
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:05,855
in her thing?
2273
00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:08,106
(ALL LAUGHING)
2274
00:51:05,897 --> 00:51:08,106
In her thing.
2275
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,233
No, no.
2276
00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:11,151
It's called a vagina.
2277
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:14,154
It's a lovely word.
2278
00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:16,490
Vagina. Vagina.
2279
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,075
(STUDENTS GROANING)
2280
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:19,075
It's lovely.
2281
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:22,162
How many jobs do you
2282
00:51:19,117 --> 00:51:22,162
know that you get paid to
2283
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,331
make teenagers
2284
00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,331
feel nauseous?
2285
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,168
(STUDENTS MURMURING)
2286
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,671
Kian, homework.
2287
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,089
Oh, I... I couldn't
2288
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,089
do it, Mr. Carter.
2289
00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,089
It was raining.
2290
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,093
What does that
2291
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:37,093
even mean?
2292
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,431
Okay, guys, we have our
2293
00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,431
test on Wednesday,
2294
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,475
so that means I need
2295
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,475
all your journal work.
2296
00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:43,475
(STUDENTS TALKING)
2297
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,520
Can I have some
2298
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,520
quiet, please?
2299
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:46,520
(TALKING CONTINUES)
2300
00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:48,146
Everybody, get quiet.
2301
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:50,691
Quiet, please!
2302
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,405
Marcus, if you don't
2303
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,405
shut up, I'm gonna throw
2304
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,405
you out that window.
2305
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,158
Whatever, it's
2306
00:51:58,156 --> 00:52:00,158
only two stories.
2307
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,161
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)
2308
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,957
You guys are killing me.
2309
00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,957
You're killing me!
2310
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,878
When his face
2311
00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,878
turns all red like that,
2312
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,380
(LAUGHING) he
2313
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,380
just cracks me up.
2314
00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:17,760
MITCH: On Thursdays,
2315
00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:17,760
I have lunch duty
2316
00:52:14,924 --> 00:52:17,760
in the courtyard.
2317
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,888
Uh, kids like to
2318
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,888
tell me what's going
2319
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,888
on in their lives.
2320
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:23,139
Really wish they'd
2321
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:23,139
stop doing that.
2322
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:26,268
I cheated on my
2323
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:26,268
chemistry test.
2324
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:26,268
He didn't even see!
2325
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,563
Jenna and all her
2326
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,563
skanky friends still
2327
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:29,563
talk crap about me.
2328
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,189
I just think it's funny.
2329
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,191
Can't get this
2330
00:52:31,231 --> 00:52:33,191
itch on my left nut.
2331
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,903
Ah, thanks for the
2332
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,903
update, Novak,
2333
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:35,903
I appreciate that.
2334
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,200
Audrey, do you
2335
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:42,200
need something?
2336
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,453
I'm his girlfriend.
2337
00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,956
You're his girlfriend?
2338
00:52:46,998 --> 00:52:48,164
How is that possible?
2339
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:53,879
(INAUDIBLE)
2340
00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:00,511
INTERVIEWER: Wow,
2341
00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:00,511
your students
2342
00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:00,511
are so into your class.
2343
00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:02,638
(LAUGHS) Well, don't sound
2344
00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:02,638
so surprised.
2345
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,309
No, no. It's just... It's
2346
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,309
not... It's just, I've seen
2347
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,309
the school's test scores.
2348
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,227
And the history department's
2349
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,227
are the lowest.
2350
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:12,023
By quite a bit,
2351
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:12,023
unfortunately.
2352
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,566
Why do you
2353
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,566
think that is?
2354
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:17,945
Our department lacks
2355
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,613
depth.
2356
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,825
So you can see here,
2357
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,825
very clearly, where the
2358
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:22,825
country was divided
2359
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,243
during the Civil War.
2360
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,243
Uh, fun fact,
2361
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,706
Kentucky was sort
2362
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,706
of the Switzerland of,
2363
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:28,706
uh, the Civil War
2364
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,708
because they
2365
00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:30,708
were neutral.
2366
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:34,252
Uh, another fun fact,
2367
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:34,252
uh, North Carolina is
2368
00:53:30,749 --> 00:53:34,252
where my parents live,
2369
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,213
so... And, um,
2370
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:37,213
the Mason-Dixon Line is
2371
00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,967
what actually divided
2372
00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,967
the North and the...
2373
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,260
Guys, can you just please
2374
00:53:40,009 --> 00:53:42,260
listen to me?
2375
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,971
I'm really... Look, no...
2376
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:46,098
No one cares about
2377
00:53:44,013 --> 00:53:46,098
this stuff, all right?
2378
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,267
I'm not gonna pretend
2379
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,267
that they do. You'll never
2380
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:49,267
need to know this again.
2381
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:52,104
But for today, I need you
2382
00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:52,104
to know this, all right?
2383
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,024
I just... Can you just take
2384
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,024
one standardized test
2385
00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,024
that says
2386
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,984
you've learned anything
2387
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,984
that I've taught you.
2388
00:53:57,026 --> 00:54:00,278
Just even like a 25%
2389
00:53:57,026 --> 00:54:00,278
would be enough for me
2390
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,032
to keep my job and my
2391
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,032
crappy little apartment
2392
00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:05,283
and I can drive
2393
00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:05,283
my used Honda Civic
2394
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,369
back to the house that
2395
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,369
I cry myself to sleep in.
2396
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,164
You know what, fine,
2397
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,164
I will go to the
2398
00:54:07,411 --> 00:54:10,164
principal's office.
2399
00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:13,458
(STUDENTS CONTINUE TALKING)
2400
00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:13,458
I will... Does that not
2401
00:54:10,206 --> 00:54:13,458
mean anything to you?
2402
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,629
What do I say
2403
00:54:15,335 --> 00:54:17,629
to this kid?
2404
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,297
What do I say
2405
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,297
to her mother?
2406
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,051
Try to pin them down
2407
00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,051
on something factual.
2408
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:27,305
The only way this is all
2409
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:27,305
gonna turn out well is if
2410
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:27,305
you get the facts out.
2411
00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,307
(SIGHS)
2412
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,936
And choose your
2413
00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,936
words carefully.
2414
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,397
As soon as you make
2415
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,397
a judgment on the
2416
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,397
girl or her mother,
2417
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,357
you're gonna be in a war
2418
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,357
you can never win.
2419
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:40,236
But I'm not just gonna
2420
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:40,236
sit there and let Brian
2421
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:40,236
get buried for something...
2422
00:54:40,276 --> 00:54:43,279
I'm not telling you to.
2423
00:54:40,276 --> 00:54:43,279
Just remember that the parent
2424
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,741
sees their child as an
2425
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,741
extension of themselves.
2426
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,576
There's nothing more
2427
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,576
personal to them.
2428
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:50,454
Right, right.
2429
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:53,791
Oh, Brian Campbell, that
2430
00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:53,791
guy's going down hard.
2431
00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,126
It's gonna be ugly.
2432
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,502
So glad I don't have
2433
00:54:55,167 --> 00:54:57,502
to go to that meeting.
2434
00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:00,089
I have a colonoscopy
2435
00:54:57,544 --> 00:55:00,089
this afternoon,
2436
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:02,216
not really looking
2437
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:02,216
forward to that either.
2438
00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:06,262
It goes to show you
2439
00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:06,262
how much I do not want to go
2440
00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:06,262
to this meeting.
2441
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,555
As he...
2442
00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:08,555
He didn't do it!
2443
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,974
He's a predator.
2444
00:55:08,597 --> 00:55:09,974
He is not a predator.
2445
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,143
You ever been to
2446
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,143
the teachers' lounge?
2447
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,143
Yeah.
2448
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,895
And you reach
2449
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,895
for the French vanilla
2450
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,895
coffee creamer?
2451
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:17,439
One time, he took it
2452
00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:17,439
from you as you guys were
2453
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,399
both reaching at
2454
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,399
the same time.
2455
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:19,399
And used it up.
2456
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,985
That's not predatory.
2457
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,985
And used it up.
2458
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,360
That is not predatory.
2459
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,656
I... I was fearing for
2460
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,656
my sexual well-being.
2461
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,656
Oh, come on.
2462
00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,658
I'm praying for him.
2463
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,953
Last night, I
2464
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,953
prayed for him.
2465
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:34,414
Jackie.
2466
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:36,750
She's being as
2467
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:36,750
supportive as she can be.
2468
00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,418
'Cause I didn't do it.
2469
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,462
Yeah, of course.
2470
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,673
Still killing
2471
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,673
her on the inside.
2472
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,970
And when they fire me...
2473
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,970
Come on, man, you
2474
00:55:45,425 --> 00:55:47,970
don't know that.
2475
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:50,181
Ron has to fire me.
2476
00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:51,389
It's what I would do.
2477
00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:54,768
Just try and keep it
2478
00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:54,768
together, please, all right?
2479
00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:58,063
My career.
2480
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,065
It's over.
2481
00:55:58,105 --> 00:56:00,065
Hey!
2482
00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:01,441
What am I gonna
2483
00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:01,441
do for a job?
2484
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:03,819
Will you stop whining
2485
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:03,819
about the future
2486
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:06,947
and focus on right now, okay?
2487
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:09,365
Protect your family,
2488
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:09,365
protect yourself.
2489
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:11,367
It's not done.
2490
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:14,370
Ah. (SIGHS)
2491
00:56:20,544 --> 00:56:22,420
Ah. (SIGHS)
2492
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,635
I'm just gonna...
2493
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,635
Can I...
2494
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:33,349
Yeah, go, go,
2495
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:33,349
we got time.
2496
00:56:29,928 --> 00:56:33,349
(SNIFFLES)
2497
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:38,562
I'm just gonna...
2498
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:39,813
(SIGHS)
2499
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441
Go, go.
2500
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,030
I'll be right back.
2501
00:56:56,621 --> 00:56:58,290
Shit.
2502
00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:12,304
I was doing a problem
2503
00:57:08,466 --> 00:57:12,304
on the board
2504
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,058
and he came up behind me
2505
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,058
and he started
2506
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,228
massaging my shoulders
2507
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:19,228
and then he slid
2508
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,855
his hands down the front
2509
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,855
of me and started
2510
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:21,855
rubbing my breasts.
2511
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,481
It's okay, Faith, you don't
2512
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,481
have to go into details.
2513
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,483
She will have to
2514
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,483
discuss them with
2515
00:57:23,523 --> 00:57:25,483
the police, however.
2516
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,404
Well, it was my
2517
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,404
understanding, from our
2518
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:28,404
phone conversations,
2519
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,488
Mrs. Gregory, that you
2520
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,488
wanted to keep the
2521
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,488
police out of this.
2522
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,573
I swear, I didn't
2523
00:57:30,530 --> 00:57:31,573
do anything.
2524
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:32,699
Yes, you did.
2525
00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,743
BRIAN: For God's sake,
2526
00:57:32,741 --> 00:57:34,743
Faith, please...
2527
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,995
Mr. Campbell, please
2528
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,995
control yourself.
2529
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,995
FAITH: You're disgusting.
2530
00:57:37,037 --> 00:57:38,663
BRIAN: Please, I'm begging...
2531
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,207
MRS. GREGORY: If he says
2532
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,207
one more word to her,
2533
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,207
we're leaving.
2534
00:57:40,249 --> 00:57:42,542
So, it's Brian, Mitch,
2535
00:57:40,249 --> 00:57:42,542
the girl and her mother.
2536
00:57:42,584 --> 00:57:44,128
No lawyers?
2537
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:46,630
Apparently, Ron is
2538
00:57:44,169 --> 00:57:46,630
working as hard as he can
2539
00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:48,090
to keep the whole
2540
00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:48,090
thing off the record.
2541
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,217
(LAUGHS) Well, why am I not
2542
00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,217
surprised by that?
2543
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,511
I don't know, but if
2544
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,511
I was going in to
2545
00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:53,511
a meeting like that,
2546
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,513
I wouldn't want
2547
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:55,513
Mitch representing me.
2548
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:57,682
Really? Who else
2549
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:57,682
would you pick?
2550
00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:00,269
I don't know, but...
2551
00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:00,269
ROBIN: I don't know, Mitch
2552
00:57:57,724 --> 00:58:00,269
would be my first choice.
2553
00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:02,520
He's a really good
2554
00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:02,520
man to have your back.
2555
00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:02,520
ERIC: Yeah.
2556
00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,273
STEVEN: That's the problem.
2557
00:58:02,562 --> 00:58:04,273
He's too good. He's too nice.
2558
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,442
ERIC: Wrong.
2559
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,442
Okay.
2560
00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:08,526
Mitch is good.
2561
00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:08,526
He's not nice.
2562
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:09,945
What's the difference?
2563
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,072
He's a good man, but
2564
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,072
you get on his bad side,
2565
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:14,366
teacher, student,
2566
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:14,366
anybody, good luck.
2567
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,617
MRS. GREGORY: Faith...
2568
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,617
BRIAN: I did nothing wrong.
2569
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,577
You're going to
2570
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,577
jail, you bastard!
2571
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:20,538
Okay, all right, let
2572
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:20,538
me just interject here
2573
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:20,538
for a second, okay?
2574
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,583
Um, Faith, I understand
2575
00:58:20,580 --> 00:58:23,583
that you're upset, and, uh,
2576
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,795
none of us are suggesting...
2577
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,795
You think you can just
2578
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,795
grab any girl you want
2579
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,089
because you're
2580
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,089
the big boss?
2581
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,089
I did nothing wrong.
2582
00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,882
You call grabbing
2583
00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,882
my boobs nothing?
2584
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,634
RONALD: No, no,
2585
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,634
that is awful, Faith.
2586
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,511
He shouldn't work here.
2587
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,511
RONALD: And he
2588
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,511
doesn't anymore.
2589
00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,306
Hold on, hold on,
2590
00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,306
Faith,
2591
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,933
right now you
2592
00:58:37,348 --> 00:58:39,933
just went like this
2593
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,726
when you talked about what
2594
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,726
Mr. Campbell did to you.
2595
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,480
But earlier, you said
2596
00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:44,480
that he was behind you.
2597
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,109
Oh, right, that's...
2598
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,109
That's what I meant.
2599
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,610
What difference does
2600
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,610
it make where they
2601
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,610
were standing?
2602
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,779
I don't think we have
2603
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,779
to rehash all the details...
2604
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,032
Just a second, Ron.
2605
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,993
Faith, I understand
2606
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,993
that you don't like
2607
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:57,993
Mr. Campbell's class.
2608
00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,870
And clearly you
2609
00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:59,870
don't like Mr. Campbell.
2610
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,455
I hate him.
2611
00:58:59,911 --> 00:59:01,455
MITCH: And that's okay.
2612
00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:02,580
That's enough,
2613
00:59:01,497 --> 00:59:02,580
Mr. Carter.
2614
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:05,583
You're about to
2615
00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:05,583
ruin a man's life.
2616
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,212
And his career.
2617
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,212
Maybe send him to jail.
2618
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,714
So what we need
2619
00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:10,714
from you, right now,
2620
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,341
is to tell the truth.
2621
00:59:12,383 --> 00:59:13,633
How dare you!
2622
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:16,553
My daughter is not on trial.
2623
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:16,553
Did Mr. Campbell
2624
00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:16,553
touch you?
2625
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:21,266
He was looking at
2626
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:21,266
me like he wanted to.
2627
00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:26,230
But he didn't, did he?
2628
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,277
No.
2629
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,277
MRS. GREGORY: Faith!
2630
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:33,737
(GASPS) Thank God.
2631
00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:36,323
You shouldn't have
2632
00:59:33,778 --> 00:59:36,323
failed me, you asshole!
2633
00:59:36,365 --> 00:59:38,033
What is going on here?
2634
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,245
RONALD: I assure you that
2635
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,245
we'll do whatever it takes
2636
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:41,245
to resolve this issue.
2637
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:45,999
INTERVIEWER:
2638
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:45,999
That was pretty rough.
2639
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:45,999
How're you feeling?
2640
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:51,671
Like I've been doing this
2641
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:51,671
job for a hundred years,
2642
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,134
with a hundred
2643
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,134
more to go.
2644
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,639
John, hey, it's Mitch.
2645
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:03,517
Hi, how you doing?
2646
01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:06,228
Yeah, um...
2647
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,605
I'll take it. I'll do it.
2648
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,024
Yeah.
2649
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,650
Listen, let me talk
2650
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,650
to you about the
2651
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:12,650
details later, okay?
2652
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:16,447
I just... Okay, great.
2653
01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,615
Great. Thank you. Bye.
2654
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,628
(SIGHS)
2655
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:37,092
Daddy!
2656
01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:37,092
Hey, hi.
2657
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,388
Hello.
2658
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:41,388
So, what happened?
2659
01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:43,681
You're not going
2660
01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:43,681
to believe it.
2661
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058
She made it up.
2662
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,018
What? How do you know?
2663
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,686
She admitted it.
2664
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,522
Oh, my God.
2665
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:51,815
I know, right.
2666
01:00:50,564 --> 01:00:51,815
Oh, my God.
2667
01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,900
Yay, family hug!
2668
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,654
Oh.
2669
01:00:54,734 --> 01:00:57,654
(SIGHS)
2670
01:00:58,738 --> 01:01:00,740
(SIGHS) It's over.
2671
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,659
How did it happen?
2672
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,077
I squeezed
2673
01:01:02,700 --> 01:01:04,077
it out of her.
2674
01:01:04,119 --> 01:01:05,870
You squeezed it out of her.
2675
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,038
What, are you on
2676
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,038
Law & Order or something?
2677
01:01:05,912 --> 01:01:07,038
I could be.
2678
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,082
(LAUGHING) I'm gonna
2679
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,082
go call Jackie.
2680
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,876
Um, hang on,
2681
01:01:09,124 --> 01:01:11,876
hang on. I, um...
2682
01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:15,964
I, um...
2683
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,382
I took the job.
2684
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,136
You did?
2685
01:01:19,009 --> 01:01:21,136
Yeah.
2686
01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:25,974
Well, it's good.
2687
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,519
It's good,
2688
01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,519
it's gonna be good.
2689
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,687
I know.
2690
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,687
It'll be all right.
2691
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,481
Yeah.
2692
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:42,574
(SIGHS)
2693
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,118
I'm making my
2694
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,118
peace with it.
2695
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,911
The money is
2696
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,911
unbelievable.
2697
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,080
And when the baby comes,
2698
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,080
Kate will be able to
2699
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:52,125
take as much time off
2700
01:01:49,122 --> 01:01:52,125
work as she needs.
2701
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,711
Maybe she won't
2702
01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,711
have to work at all.
2703
01:01:58,298 --> 01:01:59,841
It was the right decision.
2704
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,719
KATE: You wanna put him
2705
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,719
in the car? Let him go to the
2706
01:01:59,883 --> 01:02:02,719
movies or something?
2707
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:13,938
Just coffee
2708
01:02:12,812 --> 01:02:13,938
for breakfast?
2709
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,691
Yeah, I gotta get
2710
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,691
to school early.
2711
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,568
Well, let me at least
2712
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,568
finish making your lunch here.
2713
01:02:17,609 --> 01:02:19,444
No time, gotta go.
2714
01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:22,780
What's the rush?
2715
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:25,576
Well, I have to
2716
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:25,576
finish grading all my
2717
01:02:22,822 --> 01:02:25,576
papers this morning,
2718
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,785
so that I can have
2719
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,785
a meeting with
2720
01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:27,785
Ron this afternoon.
2721
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:30,205
Oh, you're
2722
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:30,205
gonna tell him.
2723
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:31,748
How's he gonna take it?
2724
01:02:31,789 --> 01:02:32,957
The way I'm
2725
01:02:31,789 --> 01:02:32,957
gonna tell him?
2726
01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:35,586
Not well.
2727
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:38,547
Oh, my God, I should sell
2728
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:38,547
tickets to this meeting.
2729
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:41,841
(CRYING) Daddy? Daddy?
2730
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,885
Sweetheart,
2731
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,885
what's wrong?
2732
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:46,804
I thought you left
2733
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:46,804
without saying goodbye.
2734
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:50,016
Oh, well, you were
2735
01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:50,016
sleeping, honey.
2736
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,809
I didn't want to
2737
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,809
wake you up.
2738
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:54,354
You always have to
2739
01:02:51,851 --> 01:02:54,354
say goodbye, Daddy.
2740
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:57,107
And give me my milk
2741
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:57,107
and watch cartoons.
2742
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:57,107
Okay.
2743
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:59,651
Okay, okay, okay,
2744
01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:59,651
okay, I'm sorry.
2745
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,528
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
2746
01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:03,947
I'll do it tomorrow,
2747
01:03:01,570 --> 01:03:03,947
okay? I promise.
2748
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,283
Okay.
2749
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:21,172
(INDISTINCT)
2750
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:23,841
Oh, yeah, what, and what?
2751
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:23,841
Yup.
2752
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:29,556
Okay, and how 'bout
2753
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:29,556
the headphones for
2754
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:29,556
good measure, okay?
2755
01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:31,683
Your lucky day.
2756
01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:31,683
I'm giving you a break.
2757
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,227
But you got two. Okay?
2758
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,227
Thanks.
2759
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:37,981
For the smart-ass look
2760
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:37,981
you just gave me.
2761
01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:40,858
Yeah. Enjoy it. Okay?
2762
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,861
I don't... I don't need it.
2763
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:48,241
Listen, the whole
2764
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:48,241
Brian Campbell situation
2765
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:48,241
is unfortunate.
2766
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:50,868
But, uh, I have nothing
2767
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:50,868
to say about it.
2768
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,954
INTERVIEWER: Well, you just
2769
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:52,954
said it was unfortunate.
2770
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:56,082
Then I have nothing
2771
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:56,082
else to say about it,
2772
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:56,082
okay, Mr. Grammar?
2773
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,502
We were hoping to talk
2774
01:03:56,124 --> 01:03:58,502
to Principal Douche about it.
2775
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:02,172
(SIGHS) Yeah, that's
2776
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:02,172
not gonna happen.
2777
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:05,300
It's a brand new day.
2778
01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:05,300
They offered me my job back.
2779
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,635
I did not take it.
2780
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:09,220
I've been offered jobs
2781
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:09,220
at other schools
2782
01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:09,220
over the years
2783
01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,888
and I stayed there
2784
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:14,309
because I thought
2785
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:14,309
things were gonna change.
2786
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:14,309
I thought Douche...
2787
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,894
Look, the douche
2788
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,894
will be the douche
2789
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,894
for the rest of his life.
2790
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,689
He's gonna have to wake up,
2791
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,689
look in the mirror,
2792
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,898
and see himself, and that's
2793
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,898
enough punishment for me.
2794
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,611
I kind of hope
2795
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:24,611
he wakes up with VD.
2796
01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:27,071
Ah! That's
2797
01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:27,071
a little bad karma.
2798
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,241
Not... Just the kind
2799
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,241
that hurts when he pees.
2800
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,036
Burning.
2801
01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:33,036
(LAUGHING) Yes.
2802
01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:36,331
IAN: "Who is
2803
01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:36,331
the third president of
2804
01:04:34,329 --> 01:04:36,331
the United States?"
2805
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,916
Answer,
2806
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,916
"Mr. Donovan's a homo."
2807
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,295
It's not true, it's
2808
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,295
mean, it's politically
2809
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,295
incorrect, and I just...
2810
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,422
These kids, I don't
2811
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,422
know what to do
2812
01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,422
with them, I mean,
2813
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,383
I come in every day and
2814
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,383
I do my best and they just
2815
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:48,926
yell and they don't listen
2816
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:48,926
and I don't know how
2817
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:48,926
to control them.
2818
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,637
No, that's your
2819
01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,637
first mistake.
2820
01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,096
You're not gonna be
2821
01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,096
able to control them.
2822
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,932
They're very energetic,
2823
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,932
they're gonna be
2824
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,932
all over the place.
2825
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,811
What you have to
2826
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,811
do is learn to
2827
01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,811
conserve that energy
2828
01:04:57,853 --> 01:05:00,814
and try and redirect them
2829
01:04:57,853 --> 01:05:00,814
in the direction you
2830
01:04:57,853 --> 01:05:00,814
want them to go in.
2831
01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:02,482
What are you
2832
01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:02,482
guys talking about?
2833
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,818
Ian's just having a
2834
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,818
little trouble in his
2835
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,818
history class.
2836
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,695
A lot of trouble.
2837
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:06,695
History? (SCOFFS)
2838
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,946
Mmm-hmm.
2839
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:08,946
Who cares about that?
2840
01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:12,075
I'm in the robot business,
2841
01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:12,075
and business is booming.
2842
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:16,621
What's the width
2843
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:16,621
of a child's neck?
2844
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,627
Actually, business
2845
01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:22,627
is not booming.
2846
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,630
Season's off to a
2847
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,630
terrible start and
2848
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:25,630
I'm not handling it well.
2849
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:26,923
You call this
2850
01:05:25,672 --> 01:05:26,923
efficient torque?
2851
01:05:26,964 --> 01:05:28,216
Yeah.
2852
01:05:26,964 --> 01:05:28,216
Is that a joke?
2853
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,967
I have a joke for you.
2854
01:05:28,258 --> 01:05:29,967
Knock knock.
2855
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:31,969
Who's there?
2856
01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:31,969
Second place!
2857
01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:33,304
Are you insane?
2858
01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:33,304
(SHATTERING)
2859
01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:34,972
Terrible! Start over!
2860
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,349
What do you have?
2861
01:05:35,014 --> 01:05:36,349
It's hyperbolic.
2862
01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:38,017
Get under the table.
2863
01:05:36,391 --> 01:05:38,017
Get under the table.
2864
01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:39,895
Slide over, slide over.
2865
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,021
What do you have
2866
01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,021
here? What is...
2867
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:43,981
(STUDENTS WHIMPERING)
2868
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,984
Actually, that's pretty
2869
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,984
good. All right.
2870
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,984
You keep up the good work.
2871
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,779
Oh, don't be
2872
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,779
such a crybaby.
2873
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:52,616
(STUDENTS CRYING)
2874
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,201
Yeah, Mitch won
2875
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,201
Teacher of the Year.
2876
01:05:52,657 --> 01:05:55,201
I've accepted that.
2877
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,370
But I will tell
2878
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,370
you, it's not just
2879
01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,370
about teaching.
2880
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,997
Huh? He has a vest
2881
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,997
on all the time.
2882
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,041
Who's the
2883
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:02,041
teacher in the vest?
2884
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,210
Teacher in the
2885
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,210
vest, vest, vest.
2886
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,588
Kardashian. Jesse James.
2887
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,800
Jesus. Publicity
2888
01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:09,800
figures. Boom. Huh?
2889
01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:12,969
Not me anymore.
2890
01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:12,969
Next year,
2891
01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:12,969
whole new attitude.
2892
01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:15,639
Oh, who's the guy
2893
01:06:13,010 --> 01:06:15,639
in the new glasses?
2894
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:19,016
Teacher of the Year.
2895
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,018
WOMAN: Honestly, she's
2896
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,018
got nothing going on.
2897
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:23,020
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
2898
01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:24,355
'Cause she's brain-dead.
2899
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:34,031
Hey.
2900
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:34,031
MITCH: Hey.
2901
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:39,036
Brought your lunch.
2902
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:39,036
Oh, how sweet, Mitchie,
2903
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:39,036
Mommy brought you lunchie!
2904
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:40,163
(LAUGHS)
2905
01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:43,667
Can I...
2906
01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:43,667
Can we go to your room
2907
01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:43,667
for just a sec?
2908
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,376
Yeah.
2909
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,376
ALL: Ooh!
2910
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:48,379
Shut up!
2911
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:48,379
(ALL LAUGHING)
2912
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,805
Don't take it.
2913
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:56,805
(SIGHS)
2914
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,056
If you think it's the
2915
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,056
wrong move, don't take it.
2916
01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:02,226
No, no, no, I have to.
2917
01:06:59,098 --> 01:07:02,226
I have to.
2918
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:06,648
Yeah, I know I said
2919
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:06,648
that, but... (SIGHS)
2920
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,775
I was wrong.
2921
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,654
I... I don't want to
2922
01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,654
see you working so hard.
2923
01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:14,865
You're killing yourself.
2924
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:17,033
But I don't mind it.
2925
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:17,033
But I do.
2926
01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,119
I do.
2927
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,042
I just want us
2928
01:07:24,123 --> 01:07:26,042
to be together.
2929
01:07:28,336 --> 01:07:29,671
We will be.
2930
01:07:30,588 --> 01:07:32,757
We are.
2931
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,133
Always.
2932
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,347
Okay.
2933
01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,347
Okay.
2934
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,106
INTERVIEWER: So, when will you
2935
01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,106
tell your students?
2936
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:51,108
That I'm leaving?
2937
01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:53,444
Um, I don't know.
2938
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:58,115
I might not
2939
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:58,115
tell them at all.
2940
01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:00,117
Isn't that
2941
01:07:58,157 --> 01:08:00,117
the coward's way out?
2942
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:01,452
Absolutely.
2943
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:05,665
Yeah, but I'm just
2944
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:05,665
not sure that I could
2945
01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:05,665
handle the goodbye.
2946
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,668
You're quitting? Why?
2947
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,379
Well actually, Ron, I'm
2948
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,379
quitting because of you.
2949
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,298
Me? Why? Have you
2950
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,298
told other people?
2951
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:17,260
No, of course not.
2952
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:17,260
Come on, relax, I'm not
2953
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:17,260
quitting because of you.
2954
01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:20,137
Oh, my God. God!
2955
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,514
Why would you say that?
2956
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:23,224
Because I'm trying
2957
01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:23,224
to help you out.
2958
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,936
I'm trying to help you
2959
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,936
understand why the teachers
2960
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,936
don't respect you
2961
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:27,645
and the kids
2962
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:27,645
don't like you.
2963
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,147
I don't know either of
2964
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,147
those things to be true.
2965
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,147
Sure you are.
2966
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,943
And I know it's killing
2967
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,943
you because you're trying
2968
01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:32,943
so hard to be liked.
2969
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:35,612
Yes, I try very hard.
2970
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:35,612
Yeah, I know, and
2971
01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:35,612
that's the problem.
2972
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:38,197
It's not your job
2973
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:38,197
to be liked, it's
2974
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:38,197
your job to lead.
2975
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,283
Well, you know what,
2976
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,283
I just think that maybe
2977
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:42,243
you and I have very
2978
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:42,243
different ideas about
2979
01:08:40,324 --> 01:08:42,243
how to do this job.
2980
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:45,329
You remember when you
2981
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:45,329
invited the entire faculty
2982
01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:45,329
to your birthday party
2983
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:46,623
except for three teachers?
2984
01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:48,165
I realized my mistake,
2985
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,667
and I invited them
2986
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,667
the next day.
2987
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,252
Do you remember
2988
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,252
the meeting you called
2989
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:52,879
to draft a new mission
2990
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:52,879
statement for the school,
2991
01:08:52,921 --> 01:08:54,714
and you invited the
2992
01:08:52,921 --> 01:08:54,714
teachers, the parents,
2993
01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,758
and the kids all into
2994
01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:56,758
the same room?
2995
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,176
That wasn't my meeting.
2996
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,176
It was a zoo, Ron.
2997
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,178
I mean, the teachers were
2998
01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:01,178
fighting with each other,
2999
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,556
calling each other
3000
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,556
names in front of the
3001
01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,556
parents and the kids.
3002
01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:05,016
That was Rita's meeting.
3003
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,602
They are all
3004
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:07,602
your meetings!
3005
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,437
God! Can't you
3006
01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,437
just own it?
3007
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,689
Can't you just say,
3008
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,689
"Yeah, I am responsible"?
3009
01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:13,691
Aren't you tired of
3010
01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:13,691
being such a pussy?
3011
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,026
You know what,
3012
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:15,026
you win one award
3013
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,112
and you think you
3014
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,112
know everything,
3015
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,112
huh? Is that it?
3016
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,656
I know what the students
3017
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:19,656
of Truman think of me.
3018
01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,574
Ron, the kids
3019
01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:21,574
think you're a dick.
3020
01:09:23,868 --> 01:09:25,620
Okay.
3021
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:27,122
We're finished here.
3022
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,999
Yeah, it's okay.
3023
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,333
I was already done.
3024
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,711
INTERVIEWER: Jesus Christ.
3025
01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:36,631
That might be a little
3026
01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:36,631
bit more than
3027
01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:36,631
he's used to, huh?
3028
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,175
You think?
3029
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,175
(LAUGHING)
3030
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,226
MITCH: All right, guys,
3031
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,226
you had a great week
3032
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:49,226
of practice.
3033
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:51,855
Just remember, we play
3034
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:51,855
together, we win together.
3035
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,023
Count off.
3036
01:09:51,896 --> 01:09:53,023
STUDENTS: One!
3037
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,398
Count off!
3038
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,398
STUDENTS: One!
3039
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,442
Right, that's right,
3040
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,442
you play as one,
3041
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,442
and we will win!
3042
01:09:56,484 --> 01:09:57,986
Hands up!
3043
01:09:58,028 --> 01:09:59,236
One, two, three.
3044
01:09:58,028 --> 01:09:59,236
STUDENTS: Titans!
3045
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,990
Let's go, boys. Get out there.
3046
01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:01,990
(CHEERING)
3047
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,616
They'll win a game
3048
01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:03,616
at some point.
3049
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:07,745
Eh, probably not today,
3050
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:07,745
though. Um, this team
3051
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:07,745
is pretty tough,
3052
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,747
but my guys are making
3053
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,747
a lot of good decisions,
3054
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:12,042
and they'll be rewarded
3055
01:10:09,789 --> 01:10:12,042
for that eventually.
3056
01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:14,961
Yeah, all right, Chris!
3057
01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:16,379
Nice stop,
3058
01:10:15,003 --> 01:10:16,379
buddy, nice stop.
3059
01:10:16,420 --> 01:10:18,715
Let's go, get it out now!
3060
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,509
Teaching sometimes feels
3061
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,509
like you're leading the
3062
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,509
kids through a dense fog.
3063
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,012
Uh, the worst part of this
3064
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:24,012
job is the fear
3065
01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,263
that you might not be
3066
01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,263
taking them in
3067
01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,263
the right direction.
3068
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,808
Come on, push it up,
3069
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:28,808
push it up.
3070
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,645
And then, suddenly, it's
3071
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,645
nothing but clear skies.
3072
01:10:36,273 --> 01:10:38,275
(CHEERING)
3073
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:47,660
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
3074
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,843
INTERVIEWER: So, when will you
3075
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,843
tell your students?
3076
01:11:03,885 --> 01:11:05,595
That I'm leaving?
3077
01:11:05,636 --> 01:11:08,264
Um, I don't know.
3078
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,103
I might not
3079
01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:13,103
tell them at all.
3080
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,687
Isn't that
3081
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:14,687
the coward's way out?
3082
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,313
Absolutely.
3083
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:20,317
Yeah, but... I'm just
3084
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:20,317
not sure that I could
3085
01:11:16,355 --> 01:11:20,317
handle the goodbye.
3086
01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:25,615
You know,
3087
01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:25,615
uh, we've been talking
3088
01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:25,615
to them all week.
3089
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,326
The students?
3090
01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:29,326
What'd they say?
3091
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,746
He works harder than any
3092
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:31,746
teacher I've ever seen.
3093
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:34,331
He's kept me after class
3094
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:34,331
and said,
3095
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,835
you know, like,
3096
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,835
"Don't act like I'm forcing
3097
01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:37,835
this knowledge on you."
3098
01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,214
You know, "I got something
3099
01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,214
that belongs to you,
3100
01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,214
so you gotta take it."
3101
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,340
When he talks
3102
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,340
to you like that,
3103
01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,340
let me tell you,
3104
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,760
that'll make your ass
3105
01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,760
pick up a book and study.
3106
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,470
He had a real
3107
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,470
cool swag about him.
3108
01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:50,932
Man, thank you for
3109
01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:50,932
your swag, Mr. Carter.
3110
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,767
GIRL 1: I told him I
3111
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:52,767
wasn't a good writer.
3112
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,351
He says we're all writers.
3113
01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,437
BOY 1: He doesn't just make
3114
01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,437
you a better writer.
3115
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,065
He changes the
3116
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,065
way you think.
3117
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,358
GIRL 2: For the longest time,
3118
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,358
I didn't know what I wanted
3119
01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:01,358
to do with my life, you know?
3120
01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:03,945
But now, I do.
3121
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:05,655
I want to be a teacher.
3122
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:06,823
GIRL 3: He's the best.
3123
01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:08,074
BOY 2: The best.
3124
01:12:08,116 --> 01:12:09,492
GIRL 4: The best.
3125
01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,328
He's the best
3126
01:12:11,286 --> 01:12:12,328
teacher I ever had.
3127
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:21,171
Well, that means
3128
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:21,171
a lot. Thank you.
3129
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,298
(CHEERING)
3130
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,968
SIERRA: My daddy helps kids
3131
01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,968
learn and get smarter.
3132
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:30,138
He helps them read and write
3133
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:30,138
and have a better life.
3134
01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,432
My daddy is a teacher.
3135
01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:46,779
We did the VFW.
3136
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:49,032
Yes, we did the VFW.
3137
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:49,032
Definitely won't be
3138
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:49,032
going to that one again.
3139
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,574
We did, and we
3140
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,574
did a preschool.
3141
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,409
We did the preschool.
3142
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:52,409
Those kids loved it.
3143
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,078
Yeah, they were into it.
3144
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,078
They were into it.
3145
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,414
They. They were
3146
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,414
clapping and singing and...
3147
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:57,414
Singin' right along.
3148
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,083
They didn't even
3149
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,083
know the words either.
3150
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,083
No.
3151
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,877
And I think, sometimes
3152
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,877
when you don't know
3153
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,877
the words, it...
3154
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:02,212
It's better.
3155
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,088
It frees you.
3156
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,088
Why do you need to
3157
01:13:02,253 --> 01:13:04,088
know words to songs?
3158
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,631
A lot of times,
3159
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,631
words hold you back.
3160
01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,383
Okay, let's
3161
01:13:05,673 --> 01:13:07,383
lose the smirk.
3162
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,803
Oh, and you're
3163
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,803
still gonna... You're
3164
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:10,803
still gonna laugh.
3165
01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:12,388
Okay, that's fine.
3166
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:17,643
I will be treated
3167
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:17,643
fairly and
3168
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:17,643
taken seriously.
3169
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,395
Okay?
3170
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,395
So enjoy it.
3171
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:24,441
I'm not gonna write
3172
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:24,441
all that out
3173
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:24,441
again, you know.
3174
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,652
Maintaining a
3175
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,652
strong relationship
3176
01:13:24,483 --> 01:13:26,652
with the parents,
3177
01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:28,738
well, that,
3178
01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:28,738
that's another key.
3179
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:31,241
Nia, uh, would you
3180
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:31,241
excuse us, please?
3181
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:33,326
Nia, please.
3182
01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:33,326
Okay.
3183
01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:35,370
He's gonna use his
3184
01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:35,370
imagination on Mommy.
3185
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:37,454
(SIGHS)
3186
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,041
I couldn't help
3187
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,041
notice you're not
3188
01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:40,041
wearing a wedding ring.
3189
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:41,417
That is true.
3190
01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:43,961
Um, neither am I.
3191
01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:45,338
Look what we
3192
01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:45,338
have in common.
3193
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,631
Oh, my God. Um...
3194
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,134
Secret is contacts.
3195
01:13:50,176 --> 01:13:51,468
You gotta have a lot of
3196
01:13:50,176 --> 01:13:51,468
contacts, all over the place.
3197
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,469
We got them
3198
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:52,469
everywhere.
3199
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:53,679
And you don't just
3200
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:53,679
have the contact,
3201
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,431
I mean, you have to hang
3202
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,431
with these people.
3203
01:13:55,472 --> 01:13:56,849
You gotta get intimate
3204
01:13:55,472 --> 01:13:56,849
with these people.
3205
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:57,975
(PHONE RINGING)
3206
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:57,975
You literally have to...
3207
01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,186
Hang on a
3208
01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,186
second. Hello?
3209
01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:05,566
Okay. All right.
3210
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,195
Who's that?
3211
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,195
Didn't get in.
3212
01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:10,280
Great.
3213
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,655
Another kid
3214
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,655
didn't get in.
3215
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,574
See, but that
3216
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,574
opens up a slot
3217
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,574
for another kid.
3218
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:14,700
So that's how
3219
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:14,700
we look at it.
3220
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:16,202
You gotta have a
3221
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:16,202
positive attitude.
3222
01:14:16,244 --> 01:14:17,494
And then you
3223
01:14:16,244 --> 01:14:17,494
gotta have contacts.
3224
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:19,414
(CHEERING)
3225
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,499
I don't know, but it
3226
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,499
seems to me
3227
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,086
that the trophy
3228
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,086
for Teacher of the Year
3229
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,086
ought to go
3230
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,504
to the teacher
3231
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,504
with the most trophies.
3232
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:31,717
That's just math.
3233
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:31,717
But I don't teach math,
3234
01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:31,717
I just teach robotics.
3235
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:35,054
That's not gonna be important
3236
01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:35,054
in the future whatsoever.
3237
01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:37,807
Whatever, just let the
3238
01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:37,807
baby have his bottle.
3239
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,143
You plagiarized
3240
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,143
this whole paper.
3241
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:40,143
No, I didn't.
3242
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,519
Yes, you did, you cut
3243
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,519
and pasted the entire
3244
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:42,519
thing from the Internet.
3245
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,563
No!
3246
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,563
See here, you
3247
01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,563
accidentally...
3248
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,899
INTERVIEWER: So, you've been
3249
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:46,899
teaching for 25 years.
3250
01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:49,319
25 years.
3251
01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,738
Wow.
3252
01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:52,738
Yeah.
3253
01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,366
Wow.
3254
01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,454
(SIGHS)
3255
01:15:01,456 --> 01:15:04,083
I don't know if that's
3256
01:15:01,456 --> 01:15:04,083
in your frame. Is that
3257
01:15:01,456 --> 01:15:04,083
what it's called, frame?
3258
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,669
I don't know if it's in
3259
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,669
your frame but there's
3260
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,669
some kids back there.
3261
01:15:06,710 --> 01:15:08,754
Ready and willing
3262
01:15:06,710 --> 01:15:08,754
and able to learn.
3263
01:15:10,089 --> 01:15:12,591
So...
3264
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:14,593
Let's have a great day of
3265
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:14,593
instruction, you guys, huh?
3266
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:15,928
Is that a knife, young man?
3267
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:18,014
What is that,
3268
01:15:15,970 --> 01:15:18,014
is that a pen? Okay.
3269
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:21,558
Truman's test scores are
3270
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:21,558
the highest in the area,
3271
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,354
and I... I take a lot
3272
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:24,354
of pride in that.
3273
01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:27,564
But besides myself, um,
3274
01:15:24,395 --> 01:15:27,564
you know, the teachers
3275
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:31,152
are also a big part
3276
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:31,152
of the success here at Truman.
3277
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,239
Okay, you know what, I will
3278
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:35,239
give you each $5
3279
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,574
if you'll just be quiet
3280
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,574
for five minutes.
3281
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:41,496
That's a dollar a minute,
3282
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:41,496
that's basically all
3283
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:41,496
I'm making today.
3284
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,291
I will give you today's
3285
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,291
salary if you will, please,
3286
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:45,291
just listen to me.
3287
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,252
Uh, it's two white
3288
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,252
women, so...
3289
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,252
Oh, it is?
3290
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,296
Yeah.
3291
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,296
Oh, you didn't
3292
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,296
tell me that.
3293
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:53,383
Well, it's okay,
3294
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:53,383
it doesn't...
3295
01:15:50,338 --> 01:15:53,383
Superfluous, really.
3296
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,592
And so, let's just...
3297
01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,592
You know,
3298
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,970
instead of introducing it,
3299
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,970
let's just play the song.
3300
01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:57,970
Sure. Here we go.
3301
01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:01,224
So this is Closer to Fine,
3302
01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:01,224
and we are the Indigo Boys.
3303
01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,393
Indigo Dudes.
3304
01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,393
Dudes, I like that
3305
01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,393
one better.
3306
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,228
Actually,
3307
01:16:03,434 --> 01:16:05,228
we should make a banner.
3308
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,896
Yeah, we should.
3309
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:10,733
As you know, I started
3310
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:10,733
the FIGHT program
3311
01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:10,733
on campus this year.
3312
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:14,570
Friendship.
3313
01:16:14,611 --> 01:16:16,989
Intelligence.
3314
01:16:17,031 --> 01:16:18,741
Gratitude.
3315
01:16:18,782 --> 01:16:20,701
Humility.
3316
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:22,619
And trust.
3317
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:26,623
These posters were meant
3318
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:26,623
to encourage the students.
3319
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,628
Whoever vandalized
3320
01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:31,628
these posters
3321
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,090
didn't think about
3322
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:34,090
that for one second!
3323
01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:36,551
(STUDENTS CHEERING)
3324
01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:40,637
Some of you guys
3325
01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:40,637
might be virgins.
3326
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,639
It might be a little...
3327
01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:42,639
It's okay, guys, it's okay.
3328
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,351
Sexuality.
3329
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,351
That's where you
3330
01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,351
come into your own.
3331
01:16:45,393 --> 01:16:47,019
You literally come into
3332
01:16:45,393 --> 01:16:47,019
it your own in college.
3333
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:49,439
I'll tell you where you're
3334
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:49,439
not gonna find
3335
01:16:47,061 --> 01:16:49,439
your sexuality out.
3336
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,940
North Dakota.
3337
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,940
No.
3338
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,691
That's a black hole
3339
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,691
of sexuality.
3340
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,735
I mean, nobody finds
3341
01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:54,735
anything up there.
3342
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,695
I'm Asian, but I wear
3343
01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,695
colored contacts
3344
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,655
to make my eyes blue.
3345
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,658
They say that's exactly
3346
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,658
what they're
3347
01:16:58,697 --> 01:17:01,658
looking for at USC!
3348
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,328
We were teaching
3349
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,328
that girl a lesson. Okay?
3350
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:06,663
You sometimes have to be
3351
01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:06,663
fake to make it in LA.
3352
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:08,665
USC, it's
3353
01:17:06,705 --> 01:17:08,665
full of phonies.
3354
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,084
Period. We said it.
3355
01:17:08,707 --> 01:17:10,084
Right?
3356
01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:12,002
You want to fit in,
3357
01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:12,002
you be a phony.
3358
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,338
And by the way, I would
3359
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,338
say that to USC's face.
3360
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,924
You're a phony, USC.
3361
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,924
If they had a face.
3362
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,676
If USC had a face...
3363
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,676
I'll say it to
3364
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,676
George Lucas.
3365
01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:21,762
You're a phony.
3366
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,680
Yeah, no. I know Mitch
3367
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:23,680
won Teacher of the Year
3368
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:24,681
and I'm okay with it now,
3369
01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:24,681
I've accepted it.
3370
01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:26,850
He's plays the rube in
3371
01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:26,850
from the farm, right?
3372
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,729
I'm the guy in the vest.
3373
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,729
Oh! Scarecrow.
3374
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:30,729
Not buying it.
3375
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:32,689
You know what it is?
3376
01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:32,689
It's branding.
3377
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:35,109
That's what he's done.
3378
01:17:32,731 --> 01:17:35,109
It's like a sex tape.
3379
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:36,402
In the guise of a vest.
3380
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,694
(CHEERING)
3381
01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:37,694
MARV: No. No!
3382
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,697
I want you to know
3383
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,697
that you may
3384
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:40,697
think this is funny,
3385
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:44,243
but this is not some
3386
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:44,243
kind of joke, okay?
3387
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:47,121
And if I ever find
3388
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:47,121
out where this
3389
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:51,417
fight and drug club
3390
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:51,417
is meeting,
3391
01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,919
I will ruin you!
3392
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,172
MAN 1: Soft sticks,
3393
01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,172
lightly on the slap.
3394
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,132
Right in front of...
3395
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,132
You guys have the
3396
01:17:56,213 --> 01:17:58,132
clickers and everything.
3397
01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,675
MAN 2: Hold up, man.
3398
01:18:00,884 --> 01:18:02,011
That's terrific.
3399
01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,013
We're gonna
3400
01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,013
brighten this up here.
3401
01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,516
There we go.
3402
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:07,724
It's brightening it up!
3403
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:08,892
Brightening it up.
3404
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:08,892
Interesting.
3405
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,187
I didn't know that
3406
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,187
you could do that. Wow.
3407
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,731
Do you call this
3408
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,731
efficient torque?
3409
01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,731
Yeah.
3410
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,692
Okay, I have a
3411
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,692
joke for you then.
3412
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,692
Uh, knock knock.
3413
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,486
Knock knock?
3414
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:20,655
Knock knock.
3415
01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:20,655
Knock knock?
3416
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:21,738
DIRECTOR: Go back to the top.
3417
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,740
(LAUGHING) I was gonna
3418
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,740
play it out,
3419
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,284
'cause it's
3420
01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,284
almost even funnier.
3421
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:28,538
You all right?
3422
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:28,538
(CLEARS THROAT)
3423
01:18:25,326 --> 01:18:28,538
Sorry. Almond.
3424
01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:30,706
Nevada.
3425
01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:30,706
Nevada. Stay away
3426
01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:30,706
from Nevada.
3427
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:32,749
You can go.
3428
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,126
But you're gonna
3429
01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:34,126
kill a hooker.
3430
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:41,592
Pause, pause, pause.
3431
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:41,592
(CREW LAUGHING)
3432
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,722
(PLAYING OUT OF TUNE)
3433
01:18:43,636 --> 01:18:46,722
Ooh!
3434
01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:50,100
Okay, we rolling?
3435
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:54,104
That's good.
3436
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:54,104
Yeah?
3437
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,398
Yeah, you learned a chord.
3438
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,398
I'm gonna
3439
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,398
just play this chord.
3440
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,607
Yeah.
3441
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,607
Over and over.
3442
01:18:56,649 --> 01:18:58,234
Plenty.
3443
01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,152
Trust me, that's how
3444
01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,152
Poison got a career,
3445
01:18:58,275 --> 01:19:00,152
so don't sweat it.
3446
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:02,196
My balls are itchy.
3447
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,906
DIRECTOR: Slow down so I can
3448
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,906
hear the word "balls."
3449
01:19:03,947 --> 01:19:05,782
My balls are itchy.
3450
01:19:05,824 --> 01:19:07,951
My balls are itchy.
3451
01:19:08,994 --> 01:19:10,787
Think about it.
3452
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,122
Look, you wanna act?
3453
01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:12,122
Mmm-hmm.
3454
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:15,376
Act itchy balls.
3455
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:15,376
Act like you
3456
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:15,376
got itchy balls.
3457
01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:17,836
Make 'em itch.
3458
01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:17,836
(LAUGHING)
3459
01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:20,548
My balls are itchy.
3460
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,883
If I was telling you
3461
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,883
my balls itch,
3462
01:19:20,590 --> 01:19:22,883
I would tell you...
3463
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,720
This is how I would say
3464
01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,720
it, "My balls are itchy."
3465
01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,304
My balls are itchy.
3466
01:19:28,556 --> 01:19:29,724
(LAUGHS)
3467
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,523
All right, Arno,
3468
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:37,523
here we go, buddy.
3469
01:19:37,565 --> 01:19:38,815
You got this.
3470
01:19:37,565 --> 01:19:38,815
DIRECTOR: Rolling.
3471
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:40,568
Scene 100, take 4, marker.
3472
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:43,696
Boom!
3473
01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:43,696
(CREW LAUGHING)
191163
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