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RuPaul: A second chance.

A game within a game.

A twist so twisted
they'll never see it coming.

Bring back my All Stars.

The one most fit
to meet all the criteria.

Screw all that.
Just say hey, Miss A'Keria.

The sass, the class,
and all this ass.

Miss A'Keria Chanel Davenport,
she's back.

Well, lookie, lookie.

I see Mama Ru's budget's
gotten bigger.

Michelle: A'Keria's a power
hitter in this competition.

RuPaul: But where does she get
that big ol' booty from?

You gonna--
you gonna slap it today!

Slap it today!

"Miss Ass Almighty"?
Copyright it.

On Season 11, I was
a force to be reckoned with.

RuPaul: The queen
that nobody saw coming.

I got all the way
to the finale.

I got to taste
the tip of the crown.

Just the tip, just the tip!

Just the tip.
Don't tease me!

I need the whole thing
this time around.

Give a bitch a second chance!

Mm.
[applause]

Let's see if we have company.

Ohh! Or the help.

[chuckles]

Well, Mother did say

may the best woman win.

I'm Jiggly Caliente
from Season 4,

the best season ever. Ha!

May I call you Jiggly?

Of course, Mama.
Everything jiggles.

Michelle: Jiggly is a ball
of energy and funny.

RuPaul: Her milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard!

Season 4
was an amazing opportunity,

but it was very emotional.

There was a lot of insecurities

that I didn't realize
I was projecting.

I mean, you're
Jiggly Caliente.

Embrace the Jiggly!

I am.

Hey!
[both laugh]

Coming out as a trans woman

was a huge weight
lifted off my shoulders.

Bitch, you look sickening!

Now I know who I am
as an entertainer,

I know who I am as a queen,
I know who I am as a person.

And I'm coming full force.

Get ready! [laughs]

Girl, so who else
you think is coming?

Well, I hope
I'm the only pretty one.

Oh, girl, the shade
starts already, honey.

No, no, sorry.

Whoo! She's delusional.
Somebody get her help!

Medic!

I'm backpack, backpack,
back again!

Ooh! Bitch look like a popsicle.

Hey, everyone, it's Jan

from Season 12
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Did you miss me?

AOC: You're a feast.

You bring this polish

that really should be
something to be proud of.

♪ I want to rule the world ♪

On my season,

through my eagerness
to win this competition,

I came off completely unhinged,
at an 11 the entire time.

Jan-tastic!

All right, you're coming off
very intense right now.

I just need you to take
a breath and fine-tune.

It really sucks.

I think last time,
I needed to prove to myself

that I had everything
that it took to be a winner.

But now I know that,

and I'm just waiting
for the judges to see it,

because I see it,
and that's why I'm here.

-New York in the house. Mwah!
-New York!

We're here!

-Yeah!
-Yes.

-Girl, you come back so soon.
-I know, girl.

Fresh off the season,
and she's back.

Your saucy homegirl is back,
and she's sweeter than before.

Baby, y'all better watch out,
'cause Miss Ra'Jah's back.

Come on through. [laughs]

She's got more legs
than a bucket of chicken.

-Two of 'em.
-Two of 'em.

RuPaul: I see Diana Ross,
I see Lola Falana.

Let me tell you something.

Ra'Jah is a bad bitch, okay?

But Season 11 Ra'Jah,
she was just a bitch.

Don't try me right now.
I'm not gagging.

She's taken up
enough mirror space.

That bad bitch
that I claim that I am,

that bad bitch
that I know that I am,

I didn't show her at all.

Ra'Jah, you look stressed.

Instead of thinking
on the negative, just be you.

[exhales]

-Now, wait a minute, bitch.
-Yeah, bitch.

-Wait a minute!
-No, wait a minute!

Let me see you one time!

This time, yes, ma'am,
I'm coming for that $100.000.

Bitch, the brakes has been cut,
and I'm going full throttle.

Bitch, let's go!

Feelin' froggy?

No, what are you wearing?

It's Ginger Minj,
from the top three of Season 7

to the bottom four
of All Stars 2.

That's right, I'm versatile.

Where in England
are you from, Adele?

My house.

Michelle: She can give you
comedy and glamour

and acting and singing.

I mean, she's
a quadruple threat.

On Season 7,
I was the OG big girl

that made it to the finale.

I cry.

But on All Stars 2,

my fate was in the hand

of a cavalcade
of other cross dressers.

So the queen that I'm
sending home, that's Ginger.

Which one of you bitches
gave me warts?

[all laugh]
Hi!

I feel like there's
unfinished business.

The glamour toad
is back to claim my crown.

And I ain't croakin', bitch.

You trying to steal my seat?

I don't need the seat,
I need the crown.

Awoo!

I hope you like it
doggy style.

Oh, bitch!
[all laugh]

Ra-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca!

I'm Yara Sofia,
Puerto Rico's Oprah Winfrey.

Rrr.

I'm just kidding. Ha!

Judge: That body
is near perfection.

¡Escándalo!

[French accent]
Lubricant le mover.

Oh, oh, almost burned my ass.
Oh, my God.

[laughs]
That bitch is crazy.

On Season 3,
I got to top four.

Coochie! Olé!

I gotta be--I gotta be here,
I gotta be here.

[laughs]

And on All Stars,
I think I did really well.

But I wanted to show more.

I could be funny, I could
be fierce, I could be dark.

You just give me the challenge
and just give me the runway,

and I will whup their asses.

Girl, I'm jealous.
I want my waist back.

Bitch, you pay for it.

God doesn't give it to you,
you pay for it.

Yes, ma'am. I like that.

Whoo!

Season 11,
I came for the lunch.

All Stars 6,
I'm coming for the dinner.

Look out, bitch,
I am your winner!

-Okay!
-[laughs]

Y'all know who it is.

It's big Silk with
the good milk from Season 11.

Oh, you want some?

Aah! I'm on a diet!

Carson: I love me some
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Michelle: There's a magic
to Silky that you can't deny.

Can I get your phone number?

[shrieks and laughter]

When I watch Season 11,

I still love everything
about me. [laughs]

But there was a lot of points
where I was just, like,

oh, baby, you are
doing it wrong, bitch.

If I would have lip synced for
my motherfucking life today,

bitch, I was
motherfucking ready!

Michelle:
It was a little sloppy.

Meh.

But now that
I get this second chance,

I need to focus on me, my drag,
my garments, and my talent.

Because, bitch,
it's about to go down.

Silky got oat milk titties.

Oat milk titties?

No, girl, why you playing?
That's buttermilk.

[all laugh]

I have a box for delivery,

but I heard you only
accept them in the rear.

I'm Pandora Boxx,

and I'm from RuPaul's Drag Race
Season 2 and All Stars 1.

I can't believe that bitch went
into my purse and took that wig.

She is a fantastic comedienne.

I've got a lovely
bunch of coconuts.

[all laugh]

I was Miss Congeniality
of Season 2,

and I was not Miss Congeniality
of All Stars.

Why do you think the universe
has paired you two together?

I'm a glutton for punishment?

Oh, dear.

If I was by myself,
I would have won.

I need another shot,
because I wanna win it all.

I wanna win a challenge,

and then I wanna win
another challenge,

and another challenge,
and then I want the crown.

-Hi, everybody!
-Oh, my God!

Everybody looks gorgeous.

You, too.

Fuck all of you.
[all laugh]

That's a hat, honey.

Off to the races.

-Girl, is that--
-Yes!

Girl, that's Scarlet.

[all shouting]

Scarlet Envy back again,
and I couldn't be more excited.

All Stars wants me,
and the feeling is mutual.

Michelle: Scarlet is
a leading lady.

-Ooh!
-Oh, Lord.

New phone. Who dis?

Not so fast.

My journey on Season 11
was unquestionably cut short.

Who should go home tonight?

-Scarlet Envy.
-Scarlet.

-Scarlet.
-Scarlet.

All of those bitches
said my name on the runway.

Hi, girls.
How you doing?

Wow, it's a winner.

I am here to show the world
they were wrong,

and win 100.000 doll-hairs.

There's four
from Season 11. Wow.

You brought some scissors
back with you?

No, no scissors.

If she did, I hope
she got them sharpened.

Representing Panama,
it's Serena ChaCha.

¡Olé!

Okay.

Hey, ChaCharinas,

it's Mother Hair, Serena ChaCha.

That's right,
the wigstress is back.

RuPaul: You are a young
and talented queen

with so much more
to show the world.

I can see your seafood platter.

Season 5, I was so young
and so new to drag.

You only auditioned
for this thing once,

being 21, and get in
right away once.

That season had some of
the strongest queens period.

I mean, tight-end queens.

I mean, like,
the best of the best,

and I wasn't ready for that.

-We're all in the same caliber.
-Except for Serena.

[all laugh]

But now I'm ready.
Oh, my God, I'm so ready.

Is anybody gonna get that?

I will, I will.

Eight years later. [laughs]

[thumping]

Oh, shit, I think
I just hit the microphone.

[laughs]

-God, hello, everybody!
-Mwah!

Can I kiss everybody yet?

Uh-uh. We don't know
where you been, bitch.

[all laugh]

-Oh!
-Aah!

Ooh, girl, you got fe-mail.

[screams and cheers]

Hello, okay,
body, body, ody, ody.

Did somebody say "fish?"

I haven't eaten all day.

Since Season 2,
so much has happened to me,

and I feel like it's time
for me to reintroduce myself.

I am Kylie Sonique Love.

You can call me Kylie.
All my friends do.

Ooh!

The Devil went down to Georgia.

The quickest way to a man's
heart is through his stomach.

Ride that cannon.

Yeah, that hits the spot.

Season 2 was
a great experience for me.

I believed in my talent then,
and my potential,

but I knew
that was not my moment.

I want you to come out
from behind the mask.

It's almost like if you were
to peek inside of a cocoon,

I had so much more to grow.

Sashay away.

-Hi!
-Finally!

Leave that anywhere,
move on in.

And I have been dreaming about
this second chance forever.

I'll take that, please.

I plan on winning
this shit, okay?

So get the fuck ready.

I just wanna say
that I am so glad

that we got
the girls this season.

That means a lot to me.

We've always had the girls.

Okay?

You know they done
fucked up, right?

I am the lip sync assassin
of Season 6,

and I am Trinity K. Bonet.

Judge: I love Trinity's
creativity.

Every little detail.
Just gorgeous.

You give me
Naomi Campbell gowns.

Stop flushing
that toilet so much.

You gonna run
my damn light bill up.

On Season 6,
I thought I had an idea

of what
RuPaul's Drag Race was,

but I had no clue.

Trinity, I don't know why
your back is turned.

You have to play to the camera.

The stage plays and the music,
like, it was just a lot.

Sorry, if I suck, I suck.

You freaked yourself out.

I had never been critiqued,
and it made me feel small.

I'm trying to drag--
pun intended--yourself out,

because when I see you
lip sync, I see it there.

-It's there.
-Exactly.

I had it all then.

I just didn't believe in myself
like everybody else did,

and now you can't
tell me nothin'.

That's the advantage
of being an All Star,

because you get
to change the narrative.

This is redemption time.

Welcome in, bitch!

-What's up?
-Welcome in!

It's about fucking time.

Yeah, girl.

[laughs]

Eureka, you found it.

Werk, bitch.

Again. And again. And again.

Well, maybe third time's
the charm, hell.

Listen, girl, the mama is back.

[laughs]

Got them All Stars lips,
bitch. Aah!

I come to you
from east Tennessee.

Carson: She gives us glamorous
looks with
a sense of humor.

Judge: My goodness,
I wanna look like that

when I go home
to my husband tonight.

I'm Honey Boo-Boo, y'all.

[cries]

Season 9, I popped a knee.

Season 10,
I didn't win, you see.

But All Stars 6,
that crown's for me.

[laughs]

You win, you die!

Hey, oh, my God!

Oh, my God,
there's a lot of crying.

Eureka's always evolving,
always elevating,

and I promise y'all,

Miss Eureka! is bringing
the glow up, bitch.

Y'all are gonna be
like... [gags and spits]

And y'all gonna eat it again.
[laughs]

-13 bitches.
-13.

I literally could die.
This is insane.

So this is the most girls
that's ever been on All Stars.

-I hope that's it.
-Ooh.

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

It's a family reunion!

[all laugh]

What a gorgeous gaggle
of glamazons.

I am honored to have you here,

because I believe
in second chances,

and I believe in you.

Now, you'll be happy to hear

that All Stars
is still a Ru-mocracy.

[cheering]

Each week,
each of you will vote

for the bottom queen that
you think deserves the chop.

But don't get it twisted.

This season of All Stars

is gonna be
a game within a game.

-Oh, girl.
-Oh, here we go.

And a master class
in survival.

Rawr.

-Mrewrr.
-Here we go.

More on that later.

Now, before the competition
begins officially,

it's time to reveal
one more queen.

-One more queen?
-What?

One more queen.
Queens everywhere.

What?

How many ho's
y'all got here?

See, why they gotta
make it hard?

Why they gotta make it hard?

Okay, girl.

Hell, no, baby.

♪ Oh, hell, no ♪

♪ Hell, no, hell, no ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Before the competition
begins officially,

it's time to reveal
one more queen.

-Oh!
-One more queen?

-No!
-Hell, no.

-Mother!
-No, ma'am!

Please give a warm
Drag Race welcome to my pal,

Miss Piggy.

[cheering]

It's so thrilling!

I'm so thrilled to see you!

[cheers and laughter]

Miss Piggy? Aah!

And here I am
dressed as Kermit the Hog.

The moment you called,
I dropped everything and--

Wait a second.
I thought you and moi

were having
an intimate tête-à-tête.

Who are all these
fabulous queens behind you?

Miss Piggy, darling,
these are my All Stars.

We're shooting our show.

So nice to meet you.

-Hi!
-Hi!

But enough of them, Ru.
Let's talk about us.

Well, maybe you can help me
with today's mini-challenge.

Moi? Help?

After I had to wait
all these years

for you to even ask me
to be on your show?

[all laugh]

I'd love to.

[all laugh]

And now, in the grand tradition

of the legendary documentary
Paris is Burning...

The library is about to open,
because reading is what?

-Fundamental!
-Fundamental!

So, Miss Piggy,
would you like me

to call up each queen
so you can--

Back up, sweet thing.
I know what I'm doing.

Oh! [laughs]

First up, Kylie Sonique Love.

Oh, yes, pussy, bitch.

-Yes, RuPaul body.
-Aow!

A'Keria Davenport,

I just know
you're gonna carry on

that notorious tradition
of the Davenports

and go home without the crown.

[all laugh]
Ooh!

Ginger Minj, bitch, you are
shaped like a deep breath.

[all laugh]

Ra'Jah, I think I can speak
for everybody when I say

what the hell are you
doing here?

Nobody else worthy?

Okay.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

You see me.

The Good Book says,
"Be ye, oh, so ready,"

so I have came prepared
with a comb and grease,

and I am willing
to braid your fucking back

because I refuse to let you
walk around this werkroom

like Don King
for another season.

[all laugh]
Yes, ma'am!

Pandora Boxx, when the CDC said

that there should be no
gatherings more than 10 people,

Pandora was like,
"My show should be fine."

[all laugh]
Oh, for shame!

-Serena ChaCha.
-Yes?

Who canceled
and you booked this gig?

[all laugh]
Oh, bitch!

A'Keria Davenport,
my sister, my sister.

Ass Almighty, ankles all tiny.

[all laugh]

Scarlet Envy, is that you?

I almost didn't recognize you
without the beard.

[all laugh]
Hey, thank you!

Hi, Jiggly.
May I call you Jiggly?

Yeah.

Oh, it's more like
sags and droops now, huh?

[all laugh]

Ginger Minj, oh, my God,
I love your husband CJ.

He's a top.
You know what that makes Ginger?

Rock bottom.

[all laugh]

Eureka! O'Hara
from HBO's We're Here.

We wish you weren't.

[all laugh]

Jan Backpack.

Jan is so uptight,
she doesn't need tape to tuck.

[all laugh]

Look at this cast, Ru.

God, my cholesterol's higher
than your standards these days.

[all laugh]

All right, Jiggly Caliente.

May I call you...

stupid?

[all laugh]

Silky.

Don't do me in, bitch.

Oh, she was in such a hurry
to get here,

she put her ass on
backwards today.

[all laugh]

Oh, my God!

Pandora Boxx, oh!

This bitch is so old
her wigs have osteoporosis.

[all laugh]

Ginger Minj,
the actor of the group.

Can you finally act
like you have some taste?

Ha-ha!

Pandora Boxx.

Now, you're
supposed to be the box

that unleashes
all the evil on Earth.

Is bitterness one of them?

Ooh!

Silky, I remember

when you were dressed up
as a cockroach on the runway.

That's the closest
you can get to cock.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God.

Serena ChaCha. Cha, cha.

¡Echa pa' fuera!

[all laugh]

Sonique, as Lady Gaga once said,

there can be a hundred people
in the room,

and 99 have no idea
who you are.

-Ooh.
-Oh. Ouch.

But you won't fucking
forget me after this.

[all laugh]

Trinity K. Bonet,
the holy Trinity:

bad teeth, bad personality,
and bad attitude!

-Ow!
-Damn!

Yikes.

Took a hard left.

Jiggly Cali...
Cali...

Ru, I just can't bring myself
to lie already.

It's nothing hot
about this bitch but that wig.

[all laugh]
Ooh!

Ra'Jah D. O'Hara.

Well, girl, you lip synced
a lot on Season 11.

Don't worry, sis, you won't
be lip syncing none this season.

Trust me, no tops for you.

A'Keria C. Davenport,

one of the realest bitches
I know from the waist up.

[all laugh]

Jan, in the middle
of a global pandemic,

we should stay safe every week.

Do you have any advice?

[all laugh]

Munch, munch, crunch, crunch.

Jan ate everything
during quarantine for lunch.

[crickets]

Fuck y'all. Y'all
ain't gonna laugh at me?

Say something funny.

-Ooh!
-Say something funny.

Miss Eureka! O'Hara.

The only thing thinning
on you is your hairline.

[all laugh]
Oh, my God!

Now, bitch, that was a read.

Ladies, I've consulted
with Miss Piggy.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is Ginger.

Whoo!
[laughter and applause]

So, Ginger, you've won
a $2.500 gift card from ISLYNYC.

Now, Miss Piggy, can you stay?

Oh, I'd love to, RuPu,

but I'm having lunch
with my dear friend Porkchop.

And the first one
to make a pig joke is toast.

Oh, okay, all right.

-By-ee!
-By-ee!

-By-ee!
-Mwah!

We love you, Miss Piggy!

Ugh, I cannot believe
it took so long

for them to ask me
to be on this show.

Next time I see Ru,
I am going to tell her--

Hey, uh, Miss Piggy,
we can still hear you.

Uh, I'm going to tell her
how much I love her!

[all laugh]

-Love you, RuPaul!
-Good save.

[all laugh]

[cheers and applause]

All right, All Stars,
for this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to show the world

how your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent has grown

in the All Stars Star-Studded
Variety Extravaganza.

[cheering]

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

[cheering]

Whoo!

-Yay! Congratulations.
-All right.

You just won
the first mini-challenge!

Werk, bitch!

Oh, wow, they got
a makeup wall, now.

Yes, Anastasia Beverly Hills.

-Bitch, I'm right here.
-Oh, yay, neighbors.

We're here, and we get
to rewrite herstory, bitch.

I'm, like,
really excited to be back,

but I gotta say,
the group is strong.

Okay. This is a group
of badass bitches,

let me tell you.

We are so diverse,
representing POC the house down.

Your ass looks amazing, bitch.

Thank you. It's all real.

We have transgender women
in this competition.

We also have full-figured,
body-positive queens.

Period, boo.

Oh, I'm here for it.
I'm here for it.

But most of all,
I see talent, talent, talent.

Can I unzip your dress?

The zipper's right here, bitch.

Oh, no, I wanted
to do it this way.

No!
[both laugh]

Jiggly and I have been
very close friends

for years and years and years.

I'm so excited
you're here and I'm here.

I am so excited to be here.

It's important to have friends
in this competition.

What is that?
Maternity bra?

You leave nana's knockers
outta this.

[laughs]

But I'll be damned

if I become the head of the
bitter old lady brigade again,

because that is not
a good strategy.

I'm here to love all of you.

With consent.

Oh, Serena, you are cute
over there, okay?

Thank you!

I'm surprised to see you here,

but not really surprised
to see you here.

You have really stepped up
your game with everything.

Thank you so much.

So I'm so proud
to, like, see you here.

-Because girl, we--
-Thank you.

A lot of us need second chances.

-Yes.
-And you needed one.

I know that I have
everything it takes

to come here
and snatch this crown.

It's a very strong group,
though.

-Exactly.
-Right.

I be scared.

But I cannot believe there's
so many strong contenders

with great talent
in this room right now.

I mean, it's insane.

I think the only strategy
that works is make it to the
top.

That's it. Hold
the top spot and fight.

-$100.000.
-$100.000. Fight.

-Whoo!
-Boom, Boo-boo-boo-boom.

-Whoo!
-Oh, wow.

All right, my turn,
my turn, my turn.

My turn. Ooh. Oh!

Our first maxi-challenge
is the All Star variety show.

This is where we get to see

who's here to play
and who's here to slay.

What is it
that you're gonna do?

I wrote a song for my mom.

It's just, like,
in remembrance to her.

What are you doing?

A lot of people from Drag Race

don't really know who I am,

so I wanted
to write a song

that's, like,
introducing myself.

-You're a fierce queen.
-Aw!

Like, girl, I thought
I was gonna be the fishy queen.

You are the fishy queen.

I know.
I'm the whale queen.

[both laugh]

That's still a fish.
Is that a fish?

It's a mammal. [laughs]

Miss Thing,
what are you doing today?

I'm doing a little light comedy,

see if I can be the first bitch
not to go home on the mic.

Definitely don't
wanna be that girl.

Everybody knows that every bitch

that has done comedy on
the variety show has went home.

Your breath smells
exactly like your ass.

Aah!

I know I'm taking a risk,
but I am the TKB,

and my head is in the game.

But you just said
nobody wants to go home first.

But I feel good about it.
Whatever. [laughs]

Yesterday Ru said,
"It's a game within a game."

What does that mean?

I just learned to not guess
when it comes to Drag Race.

Well, we all know
the dynamic of All Stars.

Like, bitch, okay, if I win,

I essentially have to send one
of these motherfuckers home.

But honestly,
it's not just if you win.

We all have to still vote
for somebody to go home.

Have y'all thought
about strategy?

This I gotta hear.

Speaking for myself,
I'm singled out from everybody

because I'm the only
Season 6 girl here.

And I'm the only Season 4.

I'm one of four
from Season 11.

I'm one of four that are fat.

I'm one of six
that are Black.

Like, I'm part
of everybody group.

But I don't want people to think
that I'm here for a laugh.

My thing is here
I just wanna be fair.

Right. When I look around
the room, I see familiar faces.

But I don't have nobody's
cell phone number in my phone,

I don't talk to nobody
on Facebook or Instagram,

and that's scary.

Because if I have a bad week,

these girls are my only hope
to stay in this competition.

I'm excited
to cheer everyone on.

Yes.

I'm such a cheerleader,
I'm telling you.

Bitch, what?

Back in my day, we didn't
do all that kumbaya.

Okay?

We did the hyah-ku,
hy-yaya-ku!

-In drag!
-[all laugh]

Bitch, okay?

[music]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?
[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

[cell phone rings]

Wait, somebody's phone.
Can you--Michelle?

-No.
-Oh, it's mine, sorry.

I gotta take this.
What's up?

RuPaul, what is going on?

I thought
I was your best friend.

Oh, honey, you are, sis.
Of course you are.

Then what is Michelle Visage
still doing on your show?

Oh, Michelle?

You promised that moi

would be on the judging panel
of Drag Race.

Hey, um, love you, Miss Piggy.
Gotta go!

-But--but--
-Talk later!

Augh!

Well, if it isn't my other
best friend Michelle Visage.

Pork you.

[laughs]

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Now, is variety
the spice of life?

Oh, I always thought
it was cumin.

Are you pronouncing that right?

[all laugh]

And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

Ross, can you believe this
is Season 6 of All Stars?

Let's get six-ening!

[all laugh]

This week
we challenged our queens

to shine in the All Stars

Star-Studded
Variety Extravaganza.

So sit back, relax,
and let them entertaint you.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Let the All Stars Star-Studded
Variety Extravaganza begin!

Jan, you're safe.

♪ Aah ♪

Not this.

♪ I'm done with crying,
all my tears are dry ♪

♪ I spread my wings,
now mama, watch me fly ♪

♪ They're gonna hear my voice
around the world ♪

♪ Oh, I'm not
your average girl ♪

♪ Yeah, you're gonna
feel the Jan-tasy ♪

♪ So get into me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the bitch
you wish you could be ♪

♪ Jan-tasy ♪

Whoo!

♪ Jan-tasy ♪

[cheers and applause]

You better hit them notes,
bitch!

They say I'm weird.

They say I'm kooky.

They say I'm ridiculous.

And you know what?

They're absolutely right.

♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Ridic-dic-dic-dic-dic-
dic-dic-dic-diculous ♪

Aah!

-Dance break.
-Wait, what?

[all laugh]

♪ I can't dance,
but I look okay ♪

♪ I can't dance,
but I look okay ♪

♪ I can't dance,
but I look okay, okay ♪

♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Ridic-dic-dic-dic-dic-
dic-dic-dic-diculous ♪

Pandora is seizing.
Call the medic, bitch!

Aah!

[laughter and applause]

♪ Let the show begin ♪

♪ Strong and feminine ♪

♪ Fierce but elegant ♪

♪ Personified within me
is magical ♪

Werk, bitch.

May I call you Jiggly?

Yes, Mother.

♪ If you don't like me,
my clothes, my friends ♪

♪ My beat, my style,
my flow, my ways ♪

♪ These bitches,
they hatin' on me ♪

♪ I don't care
and I lose no sleep ♪

♪ When you gonna learn,
when you gonna learn, huh? ♪

♪ I bring the fire
to make you burn ♪

♪ I' don't give a (Hey) ♪

Yes, come on, girl!

♪ I don't give a (Hey, Hey) ♪

♪ Zero, zilch, nada, none ♪

♪ Werk this body ♪

♪ Werk this body ♪

♪ Werk this body ♪

Werk, bitch!

All right!

♪ Werk, werk, werk,
werk, werk, werk ♪

♪ Go get these ho's ♪

[laughter and applause]

Come on, Jiggle.

♪ I know you want me,
and now you got me ♪

♪ The race is on, and ain't
nobody gonna stop me ♪

♪ I took some time,
discovered who I am ♪

♪ I'm more than just a part,
I'm a girl with a plan ♪

♪ So when I hit the stage,
I know I lead the race ♪

♪ Before the girls, like, werk ♪

♪ No need to make a fuss ♪

♪ 'Cause I've been here
for many years ♪

♪ Y'all been asleep ♪

♪ I'm 'bout
to wake your asses up ♪

♪ And you can call me Sonique ♪

Oh, my God, Miss Kylie.

♪ I'm going
straight up to the top ♪

Like, she's
one of those girls

that you just wanna
throw cheeseburgers at her

and pray she gets fat.

♪ I got my eye on the prize,
I'm the queen of your life ♪

[laughter and applause]

-Whoo!
-All right, bitch!

If you give me
a minute of your time,

I hope to make a dress
that's sublime.

Ross?

Ready, set, go!

[music plays]

All right, baby.

You got it, you got it!

Get it, girl!

Whoo!

Oh, that bitch is doing it.

Is she really sewing?

Oh, she's sewing, girl.

How am I doing on time?

-40 seconds left.
-Amazing.

[all laugh]

Come on, sis.

Oh, she's really
gonna go through with this.

Okay, bitch,
that's real talent.

30 seconds left!

Thank you, 30 seconds.

Yes, Ra'Jah!

One minute, bitch.
You all done?

Oh, is she gonna get it?
Is she gonna get that dress?

Get it, bitch, get it, bitch!

10, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one!

[cheers and applause]

Thank you.

Brava!

That was my sister!

♪ I'm-yay aking-may ou-yay ♪

♪ I'm-yay aking-may ou-yay ♪
Uh-huh!

♪ Ow-knay it's-yay ack-Blay ♪

♪ What did she say? ♪

♪ Whoo! Wait ♪

♪ Back to back, back to back ♪

♪ Back to back,
I knock 'em out like that ♪

Are you ready
for a verse now?

♪ These other girls
better get back ♪

♪ Yes, I'm the body,
but you know that ♪

♪ Face of a goddess
had to state facts ♪

♪ Switch it up 'cause
I'm back while Black ♪

♪ Beauty as is and beauty as
does ♪

♪ Talent with a beat for the
clubs ♪

♪ A'Keria ♪
♪ Stop playing with me, girl ♪

A'Keria is fierce.

Like, I just watch her,
going, "I wanna be like her."

Yes, bitch!

♪ Twerking is a blessing
and so is vogue ♪

♪ A'Keria, what you here for? ♪

♪ The body of a goddess,
face in place ♪

♪ A'Keria, what you here for? ♪

♪ Black is a blessing,
I'm winning this race ♪

Ha ha!

[cheers and applause]

Yes, bitch, RuPaul
done brought me back,

and I'm dressed
like a--a--a...

Shit. I look like a--
like a, uh...

Like a, uh, uh, uh--

-Um--
-Like a what?

A Power Ranger with a bad tuck.

All right, look, see,
let me tell y'all something.

For the last seven years,

people have been asking me
about my grandmother

and this damn light bill.

Well, last Thanksgiving,

I had the opportunity to host
Thanksgiving at my house,

and Grandma came on through.

How the tables had turned.

She came in,
plugging up her laptop.

I politely came behind her
and unplugged it, okay?

You gonna have to plug that
shit up in your car, Grandma.

You're running up
the light bill.

She wanted to read her Bible
with the table lamps.

I politely cut it off
and handed her a flashlight.

You gonna have to get the word,
like, uh, summer's--uh--

Ooh, Trinity, no!

And when it was time
to go to sleep,

I politely cut
the circuit breaker off.

I was slick,
but she was slicker.

Because when it was time
for her to leave,

she politely sent me
a Cash App request for $450

for all the money that she spent
on food and preparing it.

So I was late
on my light bill,

and they politely
cut my shit off, too.

[laughter and applause]

Yeah. Sure.

Werk!

Goddamn it!

Welcome back to the All Stars
Star-Studded Variety
Extravaganza.

[music plays]

♪ Inside the hurricane ♪

♪ There is a peaceful place ♪

♪ And ain't no storm
gonna keep me away ♪

♪ Stand up and come together ♪

♪ Stand up, stand up ♪

♪ To understand one another ♪

♪ No matter
who you are inside ♪

♪ Or the flag you fly ♪

♪ Let's stand up as one ♪

♪ Stand up and come together ♪

♪ Stand up, stand up ♪

♪ We can stand up ♪

♪ We can come together ♪

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah ♪

[cheers and applause]

[burlesque music plays]

Wow!

Werk, bitch.

Ha-hah!

[cheers and applause]

[all laugh]

-[wolf whistle]
-Yes!

[cheers and laughter]

-There you go!
-Wow!

[cheers and applause]

[piano plays]

Can I take y'all
to church today?

[cheers and applause]
Yes, ma'am! Whoo!

All right,
then I need your help.

Just clap with me like this.

All right now.

♪ Oh, this little light
of mine ♪

♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

♪ Oh, this great light
of mine ♪

♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

♪ This great light of mine ♪

♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪

♪ Let it shine ♪

♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪

All right! Amen!

Ushers, please bring
in the collection plates.

[all laugh]

Now, Mother Ru
and Drag Race family,

welcome to
El Mercado de las Pelucas.

I got wigs, mami, wigs.

♪ Snatch it, blow it,
flip it, throw it ♪

♪ Tease it, blaze it,
brush it, blow it ♪

♪ Dye it, style it,
wave it, perm it ♪

♪ Cut it, curl it,
shake and go it ♪

Werk, bitch.
It's all right!

♪ Excuse me, permiso ♪

♪ Does anybody have
a bobby pin or a stapler? ♪

♪ Because I'm about
to leave you bald ♪

♪ Wigs, mami, wigs ♪

Yes! Okay!

♪ Snatch it, blow it,
flip it, throw it ♪

♪ Tease it, blaze it,
brush it, blow it ♪

♪ Dye it, style it,
wave it, perm it ♪

♪ Cut it, curl it,
shake and go it ♪

♪ Snatch it, blow it,
flip it, throw it ♪

♪ Tease it, blaze it,
brush it, blow it ♪

♪ Dye it, style it,
wave it, perm it ♪

♪ Cut it, curl it,
shake and go it, wig ♪

[cheers and laughter]
Come on, wig!

♪ Yummy, yummy,
sweet like honey ♪

♪ I'll be your gummy bear ♪

♪ I'm eating veggies
on the weekdays ♪

♪ Rules that make you
wanna freak days ♪

♪ What you know
about cheat days? ♪

♪ Life is hard,
eat some carbs ♪

♪ Listen to Ginger,
eat dessert before dinner ♪

♪ Bigger or thinner ♪

♪ They all
gonna want your figure ♪

♪ Gummy, gummy,
gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪

♪ Gummy, gummy,
gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪

♪ It ain't no question ♪

♪ I got that confection ♪

♪ Serve it up to perfection ♪

♪ 'Cause, sugar,
school's in session ♪

♪ All sweet, all day ♪

♪ Like your mama used to say ♪

♪ Yeah, we got that chemistry ♪

♪ Unless you work
in dentistry ♪

♪ Gummy, gummy,
gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪

♪ Gummy, gummy,
gummy bear-ear-ear-ears ♪

[cheers and applause]

Come on, tell it!

Ginger Minj, girl, you didn't
save me no jellybeans?

No gummy b'rers, no nothing?

What's up, girl?
I couldn't get none?

La Perra is in the house.

If you want Latin men, girl,

you betta work your body,
darling.

And I can work your body,
darling. Follow me.

♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪

♪ Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle ♪

♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake ♪

♪ Shake, shake,
shake those tatas ♪

♪ Shake ♪

♪ Those ♪

♪ Tatas ♪

♪ Jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Jiggle those titties,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Jiggle those titties,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Jiggle those titties,
jiggle those titties ♪

♪ Werk, werk,
wer-wer-werk ♪

And I can work your body,
darling.

Oh, almost broke my back!

♪ Jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle, jiggle ♪

♪ Jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle, jiggle ♪

I have absolutely no idea
what I am watching right now.

Next time, give the queen
a fucking dollar.

[laughter and applause]

[laughter and applause]

-Whoo!
-Oh, my God.

Welcome, queens.

Now, before the judging begins,
here are the rules.

Each week, I will choose
one top All Star.

She will choose the bottom queen
she thinks should go home.

The rest of you
will cast your vote

for the bottom queen
you think should get the chop.

The top All Star of the week
will lip sync for her legacy

against a secret
lip sync assassin.

If the top All Star
wins the lip sync,

she'll win $10.000,

and the bottom queen she chose
will get the chop.

If the lip sync assassin wins,

she will reveal the queen the
group has voted to send home.

Now I'm going to say the same
thing in Mandarin Chinese.

[all laugh]

All Stars,
when I call your name,

please step forward.

Eureka!. A'Keria C. Davenport.

Jiggly Caliente.

Jan.

Kylie Sonique Love.

Scarlet Envy.

Ginger Minj.

Ladies, you are all...

Safe.

You may leave the stage.

Good luck, ladies.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

It's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Ah, Silky, Silky, now.

Silky, I love
when you kicked it off

and you gave us all the clap,
right, and we were all in it.

And then I really wanted you
to bring it home, you know,

have that big church finish,

but it sort of just
ended in a church pew.

Halfway through the song,
the tempo changes,

and we're just--
I was, like, do I clap now?

I don't know what I'm doing.

But you look absolutely
beautiful. Love this outfit.

I thought you had great energy.

I just think the performance
kind of fell a little bit.

But, Silky, you can play
the piano, honey.

Thank you.

That was fun to watch.

Thank you, Silky.

All right, up next,
Trinity K. Bonet.

Cute outfit.

You look incredible.

Like, I love this look

from the top of your head to
the little points in your shoes.

I even love the hair.

But on TV it almost
makes you pull your head back

so you can see us, because
it was getting in your eyes.

I was so excited
when you came out

because you just looked like
you were in charge of it.

It's just
when you stumble in comedy,

it's really hard
to get the audience back,

and I think
you just got nervous.

I take all the critiques,
and I completely agree.

-Thank you, Trinity.
-Thank you.

Up next, Ra'Jah O'Hara.

I've seen this before,
from Bianca Del Rio.

I've never seen it
in a minute, though.

This was very impressive.

This is a dress
that people would buy,

and you can
whip out 60 of them...

[all laugh]
...in an hour.

And smartly, just showing us
the black part of the fabric,

so then when you reveal
this purple metallic,

Carson and I almost had
a gay heart attack over here.

-Yeah, yeah.
-[laughs]

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

-Up next, Yara Sofia.
-Hi!

Oh, my goodness.

I'm trying to put into words
what we witnessed,

but it was so stupid,
and stupid is good

on the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

We were all hysterical.

Ru, it took him 20 minutes
to, like, stop laughing.

The line at the end...

Next time, give the queen
a fucking dollar.

[all laugh]

That is poetry to my ears.

I legitimately think
you might be insane,

and I'm crazy for you.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

My pleasure.

Up next, Pandora Boxx.

You are ridiculous.

"Ridic-dic-dic-dic"
is in my head.

I haven't seen someone use that
many dicks on stage in years.

Pandora, it was just funny.

You looked stunning,
and it was very entertaining.

We were engaged the entire time.

You were so funny,
it was so enjoyable to watch.

-I loved it.
-Thank you.

All right, up next,
Serena ChaCha.

There's something fun about
a drag queen singing about wigs.

I think you look beautiful.

I can definitely see
how you've evolved.

However, idea, great.
Execution, not as great.

It was almost like when
you go to a Broadway show

and the sets are gorgeous
and the costumes are amazing,

and then they
start doing the number,

and you're like, oh,
I'm just not as interested

as I thought I would be.

You know, I started
having fun with it

once you started cha-chaing,

but you only did that
for, like, four bars.

I wish I would have done more
of that, because it's more me.

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Yara Sofia.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the top All Star
of the week.

Aah!

[applause]
Thank you!

You've won
a seven-night vacation

at a luxury villa
in southern Italy,

courtesy of mygaygetaway.com.

Aah!

Ra'Jah O'Hara, Pandora Boxx,
you're safe.

Silky Nutmeg Ganache,

you are safe.

[exhales] Thank you.

Trinity K. Bonet,
Serena ChaCha,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two
All Stars of the week.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

-Uh-oh.
-Oh!

What's the tea, bitch?

Aah! I did it!

I win the first maxi-challenge!

Congratulations to Yara.

Yara won.

[cheering]

I'm excited,
but I'm nervous,

because it's so much
responsibility now.

But it feels like
eating a sour candy.

So who's in the bottom two?

-I'm in the bottom.
-And Trinity.

Because I have to deliberate
between these motherfuckers

if I win the lip sync.

I'm gonna take
Serena ChaCha first.

We gotta talk.

I didn't think
I'd get a second chance

to compete on Drag Race,

and now I am on the bottom,
and I am crushed inside.

First of all,
I hate this position.

It's just so difficult for me.

Well, what I have to say is...

[speaking Spanish]

I would have danced
more cha-cha.

I gave it my all, like--

Well, that's
the important thing.

If I have
the opportunity to stay,

I'm here to fight,
motherfucker.

Trinity, what's the tea, sister?
What happened?

I just wanted to be different,

and I think I had
the right intention.

It just...

Girl, it just bombed,
you know?

-RuPaul laughed.
-Yeah.

I'm thinking to myself,

you are possibly about
to go home on the first night,

and the fucked-up part
about this whole situation

is your fate is in the hands

of these bitches
that you don't even know.

I need y'all to know,
from the bottom of my heart

that I've grown a lot

and I would kill to, like,
keep fighting with y'all.

But they're not gonna lose
no sleep if I go home. Uh-uh.

Why should you be saved
over Trinity K. Bonet?

I strive for perfection with
my drag, and I'm here to fight.

There's a mission that
I think I'm meant to do,

to take what we do here
to the rest of Latin America.

That's what I wanna do.

And you're sweet, and you're
probably gonna do really well.

Let's vote her out.

[all laugh]

Get rid of this ho!

I tend to beat myself up a lot.

Like, ooh, you could
have did better,

you could have did this,
you could have did that.

My nerves got the best of me,

but nerves means that you
care about what you're doing.

If you don't get nervous,
you don't care.

I wanna be here so bad,
and I know that I have

all that it takes
to make it to the top.

I don't know
what's gonna happen.

Like, I still don't know,

and I just want you to think--

-Look, I love you.
-And I love you, too.

And I appreciate you,

and I know this is
a difficult time for you.

Thank you so much.

If I have to base my decision

based off whatever
they did in this challenge,

Serena looked better.

And Trinity,
she fucked it up.

I love you. Mwah.

But if she has a chance,

she's gonna come back from this.

I think she has the potential

to go all the way to the top.

So I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

Everything is all fun and games,
but here comes the tough part.

Ain't no friendships
no more after this.

This is where it ends.

All the happiness,
all the goodness,

all the Care Bear shit
is out of the window.

Everybody is now mortal combat,
fighting for your life.

Damn.

Aah! I don't know what to do!

I love you, sis.
I'm so sorry.

I really don't wanna
go home tonight.

I don't wanna go home.

I hope that we can
start a sisterhood.

If she leaves tonight...

Comedy is one of the hardest
things in the world to do.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, sister.
I vote for Trinity.

It's hard for me
to pick somebody like that,

but I have to think
stratic--estratical--

I don't know how to say that.

Estratically, estratic--
Aah, I can't say it!

Strategically.
Hey, I did it!

My strategy
is to send the best home

because that's
the best competition.

I mean,
I will Manila everybody.

Welcome back.

Yara Sofia, are you ready
to meet your opponent?

Vroom, vroom, vr-vr-vroom!

It's time to present
this week's lip sync assassin.

[thunder]

-Oh, my God.
-Come on, money.

Bitch, she got a gown on.

-Who be wearing a gown?
-It's Cher.

This curtain
is taking 30 minutes.

Roll that bitch up.

Ru-veal yourself!

Oh, God.

Who is this bitch?

-Who is it?
-I can't tell.

Aah!

Coco!

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my God!

Miss Coco Montrese is
the goddamn lip sync assassin?

What?
First and foremost, what?

Coco Montrese,
welcome, my dear.

Mami, she's back!

Coco is a lip syncer.

She's on every single word.

I hope Miss Mama
is ready, bitch.

Two queens stand before me.

Yara, this is your chance
to impress me, win $10.000,

and earn the power

to give one of
the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Doh, doh-doh-doh,
doh-doh-doh ♪

♪ This hit, that ice cold ♪

♪ Michelle Pfeiffer,
that white gold ♪

♪ This one
for them hood girls ♪

♪ Them good girls,
straight masterpieces ♪

♪ Stylin', wildin',
livin' it up in the city ♪

♪ Got Chucks on
with Saint Laurent ♪

♪ Gotta kiss myself,
I'm so pretty ♪

♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪

♪ Call the police
and the fireman ♪

♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪

♪ Make a dragon
wanna retire, man ♪

♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪

♪ Say my name,
you know who I am ♪

♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪

♪ Am I bad 'bout that money,
break it down ♪

♪ Girls, hit
your hallelujah, whoo ♪

♪ Girls, hit
your hallelujah, whoo ♪

♪ Girls, hit
your hallelujah, whoo ♪

♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gonna give it to you, whoo ♪

♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gonna give it to you ♪

♪ 'Cause Uptown Funk
gonna give it to you ♪

♪ Saturday night,
and we in the spot ♪

♪ Don't believe me,
just watch, come on ♪

Fucking get up!
Get the fuck up!

Hey!

Like, I don't even know
if I can cuss that much,

and I don't cuss that much,
but, yes, I do.

♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪

♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪

♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪

♪ Don't believe me,
just watch ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪

♪ Uptown funk you up,
uptown funk you up ♪

♪ Uptown funk you up ♪

[laughter and applause]

-Whoo!
-Oh, my gosh.

Miss Thing, Miss Thing,
Miss Thing!

Oof.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Coco Montrese.

Con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner, baby.

Yes!
[applause]

The $10.000 will roll over
to next week's tip.

-Aha!
-Oh!

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh.

Yara Sofia, you are safe
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Thank you.

Yes, Yara! Whoo!

Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Coco Montrese,

which queen has the group
chosen...

to get the chop?

The queens have spoken,

and the queen that they
have chosen

to get the chop is...

Serena.

As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Serena ChaCha, you are
and will always be an All Star.

Thank you, Mother Ru.

Now sashay away.

Thank you
from the bottom of my heart

and every hair in my wig.

[applause]
Thanks.

Slay, bitch, okay?

I've already won.

I am a winner.

ChaCha pa' fuera.

All Stars 6 was my moment

to be sitting
at the All Stars table.

I showed that I have
evolved into somebody

that has everything
to compete with,

and that is something
I'm so proud of.

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember...

If you can't love yourself,

then how the heck are you
gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen?"

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

♪ You're number one ♪

♪ I wanna thank you
for a job well done ♪

♪ Con-drag-ulations ♪

Serena ChaCha!

Don't leave!

You are not gonna
believe this, honey.

It ain't over yet, mama.

This season, there's
a game within a game.

What?

You wanna play?

Yes.

Oh, my God, now?
Let's go!

I'll paint again
right now, bitch.

Let's go, let's go!

RuPaul: Next time
on All Stars...

Don't take it personal.

I take it very personal.

The nerve.

For this week's maxi-challenge,
we're throwing a ball.

[cheering]

I'm the one
that's over there nervous

with no fucking material.

-You're good, girl.
-You've got no material?

But you can look around
this room,

and already know
who's going home.

Well, I was trying
to be politically correct,

but, yes, you.

Ru-veal yourself!

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪