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>> Biscayne: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS," WE'LL FIND OUT
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WHY THE DECLINE OF ADULT-VIDEO
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STORES IS DESTROYING THE LIFE OF
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THIS SALOON-DOOR DESIGNER.
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ALSO, WE GO TO OSAKA, JAPAN, TO
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MEET 119-YEAR-OLD TAKISHI SABUA,
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A MAN WHO COULD DIE AT ANY
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MOMENT.
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ALL THAT AND MORE, TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS."
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FIRST TONIGHT, SADEE DEENUS HAS
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ONE OF THOSE
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TELEVISION-NEWS-MAGAZINE STORIES
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ABOUT A REALLY RICH GUY WHO MADE
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SO MUCH MONEY THAT HE CAN DO
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WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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YOU KNOW THE ONES.
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SADEE?
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>> HOTEL MOGUL REESE BALLARD IS
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THE DARLING OF WALL STREET.
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A BILLIONAIRE SEVERAL TIMES
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OVER, HE TOPS EVERY LIST OF
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HANDSOME C.E.O.s.
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BALLARD REVOLUTIONIZED THE
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INDUSTRY BY CREATING COMPLETELY
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CUSTOMIZABLE HOTELS.
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>> TELL US WHAT KIND OF PILLOW
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YOU HAVE AT HOME.
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WE WILL HAVE IT WAITING THERE
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FOR YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE.
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OUR IN-SHOWER WATERFALLS WILL
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AUTOMATICALLY ADJUST TO YOUR
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HEIGHT.
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LIVE WITH YOUR MOTHER?
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SHE WILL BE THERE.
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>> I POOP IN A CAT BOX.
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>> WHAT KIND OF LITTER DO YOU
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PREFER?
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>> CLAY-BASED, NON-CLUMPING.
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>> DONE.
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>> YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF
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EVERYTHING.
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>> THAT'S BALLARD.
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>> WOW.
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THESE DAYS, BALLARD SPENDS MOST
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OF HIS TIME AS AN ADVENTURER,
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PHILANTHROPIST, OR
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"ADVENTROPIST."
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HE'S DONE IT ALL, FROM USING
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HIS FORTUNE TO BRING CLEAN
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DRINKING WATER TO SUB-SAHARAN
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AFRICA TO BRINGING HISTORICALLY
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ACCURATE SPORTS-CHAMPIONSHIP
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SHIRTS TO WESTERN AFRICA.
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BUT BALLARD SHOCKED THE WORLD
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WHEN HE ANNOUNCED HIS LATEST
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CHALLENGE.
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>> I'M GOING TO HELL.
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>> WHY HELL?
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WHY NOW?
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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE LAST
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GREAT CHALLENGE.
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NOBODY'S EVER DONE IT AND COME
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BACK TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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>> SO, WHY NOT GO TO HEAVEN?
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>> OH, I'VE BEEN TO HEAVEN.
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IT'S CALLED A BALLARD LUXE
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BOUTIQUE HOTEL.
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>> THAT IS TREMENDOUS.
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BALLARD IS EXPLORING EVERY
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POSSIBLE WAY TO GET TO HELL AND
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HAS ASSEMBLED A TEAM OF LEADING
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EXPERTS, RANGING FROM GEOLOGISTS
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TO PARTICLE PHYSICISTS TO
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NANOTECHNOLOGISTS.
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HE EVEN HAS THE TOP RELIGIOUS
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SCHOLARS IN THE WORLD WORKING ON
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THE PROJECT.
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>> YOU EVER HEAR THE ONE ABOUT
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THE PRIEST, THE MINISTER, AND
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THE RABBI WHO HELPED ME TRAVEL
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TO HELL?
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>> YES, BUT IT WAS IN A BAR,
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AND THE RABBI HAD A PARROT ON
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HIS SHOULDER WITH A HUGE DICK.
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>> AAH!
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>> AH. THAT IS JOVIE.
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I HAVE HIM TRIPPING BALLS ON
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AYAHUASCA TEA.
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SAYS HE'S IN COMMUNICATION WITH
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MACHINE ELVES AND THE FABRIC OF
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TIME.
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>> BALLARD HAS KNOWN NOTHING
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BUT SUCCESS IN LIFE, BUT HE'S
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WELL AWARE THIS LATEST ADVENTURE
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COULD END IN FAILURE.
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>> EVEN WITH ALL THESE
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RESOURCES, THERE IS ONE THING
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THAT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.
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>> DOES HELL EVEN EXIST?
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>> NO, NO, NOT THAT.
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IF I GET TO HELL, WILL THEY EVEN
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LET ME IN?
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>> WHY WOULDN'T THEY?
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>> I MAY HAVE DONE TOO MUCH
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GOOD.
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>> AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING AND
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RESEARCH, BALLARD ANNOUNCED HE
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FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO HELL.
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IT IS SO RARE TO WITNESS HISTORY
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AS IT'S HAPPENING.
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THIS IS A VERY EXCITING MOMENT.
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GOOD LUCK, REESE.
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>> THANK YOU, SADEE.
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I APPRECIATE THAT.
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I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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THERE YOU GO.
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>> [ Chuckling ] WHAT?
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KITTY LITTER?
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CLAY-BASED, NON-CLUMPING.
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WOW. THANK YOU.
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>> NO. THANK YOU.
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>> IN THE END, IT WAS THE
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THEOLOGY TEAM THAT FINALLY
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CRACKED IT.
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SO, HOW DID YOU ACTUALLY FIND
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THE WAY TO HELL?
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>> IT WAS RIGHT UNDER OUR
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NOSES THE WHOLE TIME.
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THE ONE GUARANTEED WAY TO GO TO
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HELL IS TO COMMIT SUICIDE.
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[ ELECTRICITY BUZZING ]
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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>> SO ELEGANT, SO SIMPLE...
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JUST LIKE THE LOBBY OF ONE OF
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HIS HOTELS.
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>> Biscayne: WE DON'T KNOW IF
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REESE BALLARD MADE IT INTO
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HELL, BUT WE CAN CONFIRM HE IS
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DEAD.
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NEXT, TELEVISION -- IT'S WHAT
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YOU'RE WATCHING RIGHT NOW.
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AND FOR TWO YEARS, IF YOU WERE
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WATCHING TV ON THURSDAY NIGHTS,
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YOU WERE WATCHING ONE THING --
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AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE SITCOM,
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"FARMED OUT!"
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BUT THEN YOU STOPPED WATCHING
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IT, AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHY.
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BUT SOON YOU WILL.
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"FARMED OUT!" WAS THE
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RICHES-TO-RAGS STORY OF THE
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JORDANS, A WEALTHY FAMILY THAT
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LOST IT ALL AND HAD TO START A
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NEW LIFE ON A FARM IN THE MIDDLE
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OF NOWHERE.
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MILLIONS TUNED IN EACH WEEK, AND
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THE JORDANS QUICKLY BECAME
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HOUSEHOLD NAMES.
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>> * THAT'S HOW LIFE GOES
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WHEN YOU'RE ALL FARMED OUT *
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[ COW MOOS ]
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>> Biscayne: EVERY WEEK BROUGHT
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A NEW HARVEST OF LAUGHS.
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>> THE MUSES ARE FLOWING.
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I FEEL 18 YEARS OF WALL STREET
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CORRUPTION JUST MELTING AWAY.
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>> THEN WHAT'S WITH THE
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BRIEFCASE?
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>> BABY STEPS.
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[ RECORDED LAUGHTER ]
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>> Biscayne: AMERICA LOVED
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WATCHING THE JORDAN FAMILY REAP
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WHAT THEY HAD SOWN.
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>> I THINK I SEE THE MILKY WAY.
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>> WE'RE INSIDE A BARN.
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>> THEN WHAT'S THAT UP THERE?
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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THOSE ARE BATS!
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>> OH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I THINK THE MILKY WAY JUST
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POOPED ON ME.
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>> Biscayne: THE SHOW HAD
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EVERYTHING -- GREAT JOKES,
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HEART, AND PLOTS YOU COULD
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FOLLOW WHILE SURFING THE
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INTERNET...
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AND, OF COURSE, RAUNCHY
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GRANDMA JORDAN.
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>> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
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MILKED THE COW IN A
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DIANE VON FURSTENBERG BLOUSE.
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>> NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A
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NIP SLIP.
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[ RECORDED LAUGHTER ]
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>> Biscayne: DESPITE ALL OF ITS
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SUCCESS AND MASS APPEAL,
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SUDDENLY AND WITHOUT WARNING,
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THE EMMY AWARD-WINNING SHOW WAS
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CANCELED, WITH NO EXPLANATION.
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I'M STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A
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DIRT ROAD IN HUTCHINS, KANSAS,
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IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE THAT WAS
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ONCE USED FOR ESTABLISHING SHO--
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>> HEY! WHO THE TITS ARE YOU?
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>> Biscayne: GRANDMA JORDAN.
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>> UH-OH. HE KNOWS ME.
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WHEN DID WE DO IT, AND WHICH WAY
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WAS I FACING?
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT?!
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>> NO?
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>> Biscayne: THIS...
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IS...AMAZING!
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YOU'RE ALL HERE!
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>> YEP. WE ARE HERE.
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WE GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Biscayne: IT TURNS OUT
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THE JORDANS WERE STILL IN THE
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HOUSE WHERE THEY FILMED THE
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SHOW.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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ARE YOU TAPING THE SHOW AGAIN?
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>> NO.
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THE CAMERAS LEFT WEEKS AGO.
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>> I HAVE A CAMERA.
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>> THAT'S YOUR ELBOW, KIP.
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AS YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN LIVING A
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MUCH SIMPLER LIFE -- NO TV, NO
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INTERNET.
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>> NO ONLINE SHOPPING, NO
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OFFLINE SHOPPING.
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OH, GOD, I MISS THINGS -- SPA
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DAYS, CHARITY BALLS.
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>> BEFORE MY BOOB JOB, I WAS
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CONSISTENTLY CHARITY-BALLED.
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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YOU GUYS TALK EXACTLY LIKE YOUR
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CHARACTERS.
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>> I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.
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>> I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT
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THAT MEANS.
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LIKE -- LIKE THE WORD "THAT."
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IS THAT THE ONE THAT STARTS WITH
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A CIRCLE?
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S HILARIOUS.
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THIS IS JUST LIKE THE SHOW.
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>> WE'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN OUR
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OWN SHOW.
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>> Biscayne: WHAT?
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YOU'VE GOT TO SEE YOUR SHOW.
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I HAVE EVERY EPISODE ON MY
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PHONE.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH IT?
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>> OH, YEAH!
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THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
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>> I JUST MISS BEING RICH.
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WE HAD SO MUCH --
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>> FUN, RIGHT?
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>> NO.
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MONEY.
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>> WHO IS THAT THAT KEEPS
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LAUGHING?
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>> Biscayne: OH, THAT'S THE
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LAUGH TRACK, ALTHOUGH THE LOUD
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LAUGH IS ME BECAUSE I TAPE IT
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LIVE OFF OF MY TELEVISION.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SEEING THEMSELVES ON TV DID NOT
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SEEM TO BRING AS MUCH JOY TO THE
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JORDANS AS THEY HAD BROUGHT TO
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AMERICA.
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>> I GUESS WE DON'T GET IT.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REALITY SHOW.
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>> Biscayne: REALITY SHOW?
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>> YES, THEY ASKED US IF WE
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WANTED TO MAKE A REALITY SHOW
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ABOUT OUR FAMILY.
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>> I ONCE SAT ON A CAT.
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>> Biscayne: THAT'S GREAT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, THESE THINGS WERE ACTUALLY
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HAPPENING TO THE JORDANS IN REAL
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LIFE, AND THE DOCUMENTARY
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FOOTAGE OF THEM HAD BEEN SOLD TO
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AMERICA AS SCRIPTED
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ENTERTAINMENT.
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>> THEY FLEW US OUT HERE AND
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STRANDED US ON A FARM WITH SOME
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CAMERA GUYS WHO WEREN'T LEGALLY
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ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH US.
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THEY MUST HAVE EDITED OUT ALL
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OF OUR CONSTANT BEGGING FOR FOOD
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FROM THE CREW.
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>> I SEE YOU HAVE A CANDY BAR!
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I JUST WANT ONE BITE!
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>> WE ACTUALLY STARTED OUT WITH
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ONE OTHER FAMILY MEMBER AT THE
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BEGINNING.
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>> OH, YEAH, JORDY JR.
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>> WE ATE HIM.
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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"FARMED OUT!" WAS THE BRAINCHILD
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OF TELEVISION PRODUCER
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FITZ BAGLEY.
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HE ACTUALLY HAD HIS NAME LEGALLY
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CHANGED TO "TELEVISION PRODUCER
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FITZ BAGLEY."
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THEY WERE UNDER THE IMPRESSION
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THEY WERE DOING A REALITY SHOW.
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YOU DECEIVED THEM.
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>> I'M NOT ASHAMED OF THAT.
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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THE JORDANS WERE JUST TOO WEIRD
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TO BE BELIEVABLE.
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NO ONE IS THAT ONE-DIMENSIONAL.
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HAVE YOU TALKED TO THE JORDANS?
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>> Biscayne: YES.
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>> THEY PAUSE AFTER JOKES, AS IF
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THEY'RE WAITING FOR LAUGHTER
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THAT NEVER, EVER COMES.
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>> Biscayne: GRANDMA JORDAN, WHO
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WAS THE LAST PRESIDENT YOU VOTED
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FOR?
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>> WELL, I NEVER MET
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BILL CLINTON, BUT HE CAN VISIT
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MY OVAL OFFICE ANY DAY OF THE
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WEEK.
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>> Biscayne: MADISON, WHEN YOU
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LEAVE THE ROOM, WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>> I WAIT OUTSIDE UNTIL IT'S MY
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TURN TO COME BACK IN TO SAY
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SOMETHING SARCASTIC [SCOFFS]
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LIKE ANY HUMAN EVER.
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>> Biscayne: AMAZING.
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WHEN HE FOUND THE JORDANS,
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TELEVISION PRODUCER FITZ BAGLEY
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KNEW HE HAD STUMBLED ONTO A GOLD
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MINE.
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>> I DON'T HAVE TO PAY ACTORS,
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WRITERS, SCRIPTS, ALL THAT
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PAPER, THE TONER, NONE OF IT.
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I SHELL OUT ZILCH, AND I MAKE A
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NUMBER THAT HAS A LOT OF ZILCHES
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BEHIND IT.
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>> Biscayne: SO, WHY?
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WHY CANCEL IT?
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>> THE JORDANS STARTED GETTING
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DEPRESSED, AND NOT FUN
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DEPRESSED, JUST SAD.
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I HAD TO CUT AROUND A BUNCH OF
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CRYING, LIKE, "OH, NO, WE'RE
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HUNGRY," "GRANDMA'S DYING," THAT
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KIND OF THING.
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>> Biscayne: GRANDMA JORDAN IS
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DYING?
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>> YEAH, SHE'S -- SHE WON'T
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MAKE IT TILL CHRISTMAS.
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BUT I KEPT THE CAMERAS ROLLING
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ON THE FAMILY.
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>> Biscayne: YOU KEPT FILMING
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THEM?
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>> I DARKEN THE LIGHTS.
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I TAKE THE NEW FOOTAGE.
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I CUT IT TOGETHER TO MAKE A
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ONE-HOUR DRAMA CALLED
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"FINDING ALWAYS."
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CHECK IT OUT.
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>> [ Crying ] IT'S JUST...
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TOO MUCH TO TAKE IN.
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>> SORRY, DEAR.
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[ SNIFFLES ]
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I GUESS MY NUMBER'S UP.
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[ BOTH CRYING ]
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>> Biscayne: NOW HUMORIST
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JIM DAVIDSON IS HERE WITH
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ANOTHER LOOK AT OUR EVERYDAY
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LIVES.
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>> IF YOU COME INTO MY LIVING
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ROOM, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA
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SEE?
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YEAH, I MEAN, THERE'S COUCHES.
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THERE'S MAYBE A LOVE SEAT OR
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TWO, BUT WHAT YOU'RE MOSTLY
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GONNA SEE IS A LOT OF REMOTE
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CONTROLS.
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WE GOT ONE REMOTE CONTROL FOR
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THE TV, ANOTHER FOR THE DVR, ONE
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FOR THE DVD, ONE FOR THE VHS.
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ONE'S FOR THE CABLE.
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ONE'S FOR THE -- I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT IT'S FOR!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I MEAN, I CAN'T CON-- I NEED A
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REMOTE CONTROL TO CONTROL THE
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REMOTE CONTROLS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I MEAN, THIS IS -- THIS IS WHAT
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IT'S COME TO IN MY HOUSE.
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I'M UPSET.
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I MIGHT WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
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>> Biscayne: THANKS, JIM.
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COMING UP NEXT WEEK ON
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"NEWSREADERS"...
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WI-FI NETWORK NAMES.
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WE'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONES WILL
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INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF HAVING
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SEX WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR.
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AND IT'S CALLED ST. LOUIS-STYLE
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PIZZA, AND THIS GUY THINKS IT'S
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A THING.
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I'M REAGAN BISCAYNE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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