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>> Biscayne: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS, WE'LL MEET THE
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WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING TREE.
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HE'S AS RACIST AS YOU MIGHT
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EXPECT.
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AND DYSLEXIC ZOMBIES.
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WE'LL TELL YOU WHY YOU NEED TO
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WORRY IF YOUR NAME IS BRIAN.
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ALL THAT AND MORE TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS."
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FIRST TONIGHT, PARENTS WILL DO
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ANYTHING FOR THEIR CHILDREN,
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INCLUDING DOING THINGS THAT
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NOBODY KNEW...WERE THINGS.
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SADEE DEENUS HAS MORE...
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ON THOSE THINGS.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
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"PARENTING USED TO BE EASY."
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TWO PEOPLE WOULD SMASH, SPLOOGE,
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AND THEN WATCH AS THEIR BABY
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MATURED INTO A QUARTERBACK OR A
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LAWYER OR A WOMAN.
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BUT LIKE SO MANY THINGS,
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PARENTING ISN'T SO SIMPLE THESE
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DAYS.
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>> I LOVE MY SON.
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AND I JUST --
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I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN DO
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FOR THAT BOY.
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>> YOU'VE HEARD OF "TIGER MOMS"
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AND "HELICOPTER PARENTS" WHO TRY
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TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR
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CHILDREN'S LIVES.
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WELL, MARK JONES OF WEST ORANGE,
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NEW JERSEY, IS A "MOTORBOATING
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DAD."
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HE'S TEACHING HIS SON THE
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LESSONS THAT AREN'T TAUGHT IN
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THE CLASSROOM.
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>> FORGET, LIKE, S.A.T. PREP.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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I FEEL LIKE IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT
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ENOUGH TO GRAB A HOT PIECE OF
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ASS, THEN YOU'RE CONFIDENT
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ENOUGH TO DO ANYTHING AND GO
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ANYWHERE IN LIFE.
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HOT WIFE, GOOD LIFE.
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>> SO YOU'RE BASICALLY TEACHING
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YOUR SON HOW TO ROMANCE WOMEN.
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>> I'M TEACHING HIM A SPECIFIC
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SKILL-SET THAT HE WILL NEED TO
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KNOW WHEN HE HEADS INTO HIS
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FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE.
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YOU SEE?
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I-I'M TEACHING HIM HOW TO COOK
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ONE MEAL REALLY WELL, UH, A
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LITTLE BIT OF CARPENTRY, OR A
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FEW DITTIES ON THE GUITAR TO
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PLAY AT PARTIES FOR CHICKS.
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>> HOW TO SAY, LIKE, "I'M SORRY"
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BY, LIKE, FLIPPING YOUR HAIR
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LIKE...
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>> EXACTLY!
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>> MARK GOT INVOLVED WHEN HE SAW
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THAT HIS SON'S STANDARDIZED TEST
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SCORES WERE ONLY IN THE 20th
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PERCENTILE.
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>> WELL, OF COURSE I WISH HE WAS
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SMART, BUT I CAN'T MAKE HIM
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SMART.
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HIS COOLNESS FACTOR WITH THE
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LADIES?
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WELL, THAT'S STILL WET CONCRETE
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THAT I CAN MOLD.
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>> NO, NO.
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DON'T -- DON'T LOOK AT YOUR
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FINGERS 'CAUSE THEN IT LOOKS
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LIKE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR
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[Chuckling] FINGERS.
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HERE, LOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LOOK AT HER.
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LOOK AT HER.
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WHO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO.
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HUH?
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>> HE'S DUBBED HIS LESSONS
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"THE BROS AND THE BEES," AND HAS
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PUBLISHED A BOOK THAT YOU CAN
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BUY WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD --
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SO, AMAZON, BASICALLY.
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HIS PHILOSOPHY AND TECHNIQUES
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HAVE CAUGHT ON WITH FATHERS
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EVERYWHERE.
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BUT JUST LIKE MOVIES IN THE ART
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WORLD, "MOTORBOATING DADS" HAVE
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THEIR CRITICS, CRITICS LIKE
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MOTHER-OF-THREE
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CHERYL HINNERMAN.
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>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS THING, YOU
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KNOW, AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?
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DADS ARE DOING THIS?"
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AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "YEAH,
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I SAW IT ONLINE."
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AND I WAS LIKE, "REALLY?
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WHAT'S THE WEBSITE?"
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AND THEY SAID, "I DON'T
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REMEMBER, JUST 'GOOGLE' IT."
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UGH, CINDY.
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SO, I-I DID.
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>> SO YOU FIND THIS REVOLTING?
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>> WELL, SURE, BUT EVERYTHING
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ABOUT PARENTING IS REVOLTING.
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I STILL WIPE MY DAUGHTER'S ASS
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AND SHE'S 5, BUT THAT IS NOT
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SOME CRAZY THING.
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LOOK, I JUST --
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I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR TO THE
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NATURALLY HANDSOME BOYS OUT
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THERE WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT BOB DYLAN.
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>> MARK, SOME CRITICS SAY THAT
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IT'S INAPPROPRIATE KNOWLEDGE FOR
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A YOUNG CHILD.
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>> OH, SO CHIVALRY IS
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INAPPROPRIATE?
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HMM?
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KNOWING A LITTLE BIT OF FRENCH,
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UH, IS INAPPROPRIATE?
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KNOWING HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM
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SUPER-FAST IS INAPPROPRIATE?
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>> I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER
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FALLING PREY TO SOME UGLY
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DUM-DUM JUST BECAUSE HE OWNS A
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GOLDEN-RETRIEVER PUPPY AND CAN
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HACKY-SACK AND GOES TO
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"BURNING MAN" OR -- OR WHATEVER
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THIS STUPID GARBAGE THEY'RE
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BEING TAUGHT BY THESE DADS.
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>> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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IF TEACHING MY KID HOW TO
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PRETEND TO LISTEN OR HOW TO
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PROPOSE A CUDDLE SESSION IS
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EVIL, THEN I CHALLENGE SOMEONE
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FROM THE FUTURE TO COME BACK IN
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TIME AND MURDER ME RIGHT NOW AS
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IF I WAS SOME SORT OF HITLER.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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THEY'RE NOT HERE, ARE THEY?
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>> NO.
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>> I DON'T SEE ANYONE.
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RIGHT, SO WHAT DOES THAT TELL
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YOU?
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>> WELL, THAT TIME TRAVEL MIGHT
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NOT EXIST, PERHAPS?
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>> IN THE FUTURE, IT TOTALLY
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EXISTS.
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>> Biscayne: HMM.
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THANKS, SADEE.
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I THINK YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE
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BIGGER STORY THERE.
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NEXT, GAME SHOWS.
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SINCE THE DAYS OF RADIO,
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TELEVISION GAME-SHOWS HAVE
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ENTHRALLED US.
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WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE
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WINNERS -- THEY NEVER SHUT UP
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ABOUT IT.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LOSERS?
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WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM?
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WELL, IF THEY LOSE ON THE
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LONG-RUNNING GAME SHOW
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"PRECIPICE," A LUCKY FEW GET THE
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CONSOLATION PRIZE OF APPEARING
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IN THIS SHOCKING "NEWSREADERS"
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STORY.
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>> LET'S PLAY "PRECIPICE"!
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>> Biscayne: "PRECIPICE."
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IT'S JUST LIKE "JEOPARDY" EXCEPT
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WITH THE QUESTIONS AS QUESTIONS
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AND THE ANSWERS AS ANSWERS.
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AMERICA HAS WATCHED CONTESTANT
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AFTER CONTESTANT HIT IT BIG
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ANSWERING HOST TED FISHLAKE'S
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TRIVIA TEASERS.
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BUT ON "PRECIPICE," NOT
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EVERYBODY RAKES IN THE WINNINGS.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> GRAY TUFTED WARBLER.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> SOME, LIKE RYAN ROSENBERG OF
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PHILADELPHIA, SHOVEL IN THE
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LOSINGS.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> MAGMA.
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[ BUZZER ]
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SUZANNE PLESHETTE.
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EXCESS FORESKIN.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> I'M SORRY.
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THE ANSWER WE WERE LOOKING FOR
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WAS "DON CHEADLE."
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>> OH, OF COURSE.
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DON CHEADLE.
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>> AND, RYAN, THIS TAKES YOU
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DOWN TO MINUS $9,200.
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>> IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASSING,
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>> Biscayne: BUT EMBARRASSMENT
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WAS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS,
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THOUGH.
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>> WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY IT WAS
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THE LEA OF MY PROBLEMS.
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LIKE, THERE'S THIS GUY AT WORK I
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WENT TO LUNCH WITH ONE DAY.
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NOW HE THINKS WE'RE BEST
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FRIENDS, BUT I DON'T REALLY
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CLICK WITH HIM.
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE LEAST OF MY
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PROBLEMS.
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>> Biscayne: RIGHT, BUT YOU HAD
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BIGGER PROBLEMS OTHER THAN BEING
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EMBARRASSED ON THE SHOW AND WHO
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YOU GO TO PANERA WITH.
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THAT'S WHAT I --
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>> OH, YEAH.
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NO, I ENDED UP OWING "PRECIPICE"
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A TON OF MONEY.
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MMM. WAY BIGGER PROBLEM.
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>> Biscayne: THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHEN A CONTESTANT'S SCORE GOES
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BELOW ZERO, THEY OWE THAT MONEY
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BACK TO THE SHOW.
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AND "PRECIPICE'S" AGGRESSIVE
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CREDITORS WILL COME KNOCKING IF
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YOU CAN'T PAY UP.
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>> THE SHOW SAID THAT THEY WOULD
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WORK WITH ME, SET ME UP ON A
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PAYMENT PLAN.
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BUT THEY JUST PUT A LIEN ON MY
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HOUSE.
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SO NOW THEY OWN IT.
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>> Biscayne: AND THAT WAS YOUR
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HOUSE, RIGHT THERE?
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>> YEP.
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THE SHOW'S HOST TURNED IT INTO A
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THIRD DOGHOUSE FOR HIS MASTIFFS.
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SO, THEY JUST CRAP THERE NOW...
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MAYBE HAVE SEX.
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THE DOGS AREN'T FIXED.
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>> Biscayne: HOW ARE YOU PAYING
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FOR THE DEBT?
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>> MOSTLY BY SELLING PLASMA.
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>> Biscayne: BUT HOW MUCH CAN
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THAT REALLY PAY FOR?
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>> WELL, I CUT MY PLASMA WITH MY
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OWN SPERM, SO I HAVE MORE OF IT
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TO SELL.
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>> Biscayne: [ GASPS ]
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WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE
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TO SELL THE SPERM AND THE PLASMA
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SEPARATELY?
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>> YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF
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THAT.
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HUH.
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YOU'D PROBABLY DO REALLY WELL IF
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YOU WENT ON "PRECIPICE."
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>> Biscayne: REALLY?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Biscayne: ASKING ALL THOSE
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WHO'S, WHAT'S, AND WHEN'S HAS
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MADE TED FISHLAKE A RICH MAN,
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AFFORDING HIM A LIFESTYLE OF
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PRIVATE JETS, LEATHER CRAYONS,
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AND PANDA-MEAT SLIDERS.
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WE DECIDED TO ASK FISHLAKE A FEW
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QUESTIONS OF OUR OWN.
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WHAT ABOUT RYAN ROSENBERG?
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>> WELL, MR. ROSENBERG NEGLECTED
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TO READ HIS CONTRACT, PERIOD.
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>> Biscayne: BUT...WHY GO AFTER
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THEM?
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I MEAN, WHY NOT SEND THEM HOME
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WITH CONSOLATION PRIZES?
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>> WE'RE NOT HEARTLESS...
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WITH CONTESTANTS OF LIMITED
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MEANS.
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WE SEND THEM HOME WITH A PLASMA
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PUMP.
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>> Biscayne: IT'S NOT JUST
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REGULAR PEOPLE LIKE RYAN WHO GET
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THEMSELVES IN TROUBLE WITH
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GAME-SHOW CREDITORS.
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FAMOUS PEOPLE DO, TOO.
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ROB HUEBEL, STAR OF THE
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LONG-RUNNING TELEVISION DRAMA
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"CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL," LOST
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$140,000 IN ONE WEEK PLAYING FOR
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CHARITY ON
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"CELEBRITY PRECIPICE."
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> I DON'T KNOW. KITTY CATS.
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[ BUZZER ]
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OH, I DID TERRIBLY ON THAT
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SHOW -- ONE OF THE WORST
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PERFORMANCES OF MY CAREER, AND I
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WAS IN THE MUSICAL ADAPTATION OF
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"THE ACCUSED."
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BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY ANY OF
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THE MONEY BACK.
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>> Biscayne: NO, THAT WAS THE
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RESPONSIBILITY OF
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"CIRRHOSIS ENDERS," THE CHARITY
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HUEBEL WAS PLAYING FOR.
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HUGH DEAN IS THE HEAD OF
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"CIRRHOSIS ENDERS."
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AFTER ROB HUEBEL LOST ALL THAT
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MONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO
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"CIRRHOSIS ENDERS"?
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>> THE LAB WAS SHUT DOWN AND,
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UH, TEST SPECIMENS DIED.
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DECADES OF WORK WERE LOST.
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I'D SAY WE WERE FIVE OR SIX
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MONTHS AWAY FROM A CURE FOR
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CIRRHOSIS, BUT...WHO KNEW THAT
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HUEBEL WAS THAT DUMB.
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>> Biscayne: IF ROB HUEBEL WAS
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HERE RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU
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SAY TO HIM?
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>> UH, PROBABLY NOTHING, UH,
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BECAUSE I'D BE SO GRIPPED WITH A
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WHITE-HOT RAGE THAT SPEECH
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WOULDN'T REALLY BE AN OPTION.
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I'D PROBABLY CHOKE HIM TO DEATH.
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SO, TAKE WHATEVER, SORT OF, YOU
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COULD FROM THAT.
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>> Biscayne: YOU'RE UNHAPPY?
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>> YEAH, I'M UNHAPPY WITH WHAT
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HE DID 'CAUSE HE RUINED, UM, YOU
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KNOW, A LARGE PORTION OF MY
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LIFE.
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>> Biscayne: HE WAS SO GOOD IN
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"THE ACCUSED" MUSICAL.
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>> THOUGHT HE WAS A LITTLE BIG.
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>> I JUST HOPE I NEVER GET
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CIRRHOSIS.
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OH, I'M...OUT OF GLITTER.
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[ Screaming ] WHY AM I OUT OF
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GLITTER?!
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WHY?! WHY?!
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WHERE IS THE GLITTER THAT
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BELONGS TO ME?!
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WHERE?!
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>> MOST PEOPLE DO FINE.
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YOU DON'T THROW OUT STUPID
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ANSWERS ON THOUSAND-DOLLAR
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QUESTIONS.
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MR. HUEBEL THOUGHT THAT CHINESE
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PEOPLE INVENTED KITTY CATS.
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>> Biscayne: BUT GAME SHOWS --
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IT'S CLASSIC WISH-FULFILLMENT.
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AREN'T YOU AFRAID THAT ONCE
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PEOPLE SEE THIS, THEY'RE GONNA
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STOP WATCHING BECAUSE THEY'RE
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AFRAID THAT THEIR WISHES ARE
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GONNA COST THEM THEIR HOMES?
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>> HMM.
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I'VE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
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BOY, YOU'RE SMART.
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YOU'D BE GREAT AT THIS SHOW.
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>> Biscayne: YOU -- OH.
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>> I MEAN, WE HAVE A NEW
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CELEBRITY EDITION COMING, BUT
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I'M SURE YOU'RE TOO BUSY.
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>> Biscayne: NO.
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I-I MEAN, W-WE COULD EXPLORE IT.
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>> YOU WOULD CLEAN US OUT.
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>> Biscayne: AH.
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>> YOUR DOG WOULD BE CRAPPING IN
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MY HOUSE.
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>> Biscayne: [ Chuckling ]
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I DON'T HAVE A DOG.
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>> I'M GONNA REGRET THIS.
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ONCE UPON A TIME, THIS WHITE,
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POWDERY DRUG MADE FROM COCA
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LEAVES WAS USED TO TREAT
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HEADACHES AND HAY FEVER.
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>> Biscayne: MEDICINE!
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>> WOW.
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YOU'VE NAILED IT!
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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DING, DING, DING!
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AND NOW SOME MUSINGS FROM
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HUMOROUS JIM DAVIDSON.
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>> I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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IT IS SOMETIMES REALLY TOUGH TO
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FIND A PARKING SPACE AT
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FIREWORKS DISPLAYS.
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IT SEEMS THAT EVERY
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FOURTH OF JULY I SHOW UP AT THE
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CITY PARK, READY FOR FIREWORKS,
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AND IT TAKES ME 10 MINUTES TO
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FIND A SPACE.
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THEN I ONLY HAVE 15 MINUTES TO
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GET A HOT DOG AND PUT MY BLANKET
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DOWN 'CAUSE I USUALLY GET THERE
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25 MINUTES BEFORE.
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15 MINUTES IS ENOUGH TIME, SO
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IT'S REALLY NOT A BIG DEAL.
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>> Biscayne: COMING UP NEXT WEEK
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ON "NEWSREADERS," THEY'RE CALLED
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"RETRO-RETROVIRAL DRUGS."
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AND WE'LL TELL YOU HOW CLUB-KIDS
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ARE GETTING A NEW BUZZ OFF OF
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EXPIRED A.I.D.S. MEDICATIONS.
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I'M REAGAN BISCAYNE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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>> THE NAME FOR WHICH EUROPEAN
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SPECIALTY FOOD COMES FROM THE
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FRENCH WORD MEANING "MELTED"?
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>> Biscayne: [ French accent ]
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MELTED.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE A MAN
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TRAVELING 60 MILES AN HOUR ALONG
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THE EQUATOR TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE
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THE EARTH?
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> Biscayne: 1,000.
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>> 1,000 WHAT?
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>> Biscayne: WHO?
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> FOR MEN, WHAT IS THE MOST
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COMMON SIDE EFFECT OF VERY
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TIGHT, CONSTRICTING UNDERWEAR?
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> Biscayne: DON CHEADLE.
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[ BUZZER ]
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>> I'M SORRY.
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THE ANSWER WE WERE LOOKING FOR
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WAS "EXCESS FORESKIN."
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