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[upbeat music]
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday dear vicar ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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'Cause you can't blow out the candles, so.
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Or eat so.
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Don't.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Nah!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Nah!
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You really don't want me
to eat this cake, do you?
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Of course I do.
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Enjoy.
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That nice, is it?
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Mmm.
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You enjoying it?
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Yeah, it's good cake.
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Yeah?
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Not the cake, the sense
of fun you obviously
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get from deliberately tormenting me!
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Vicar, I don't think--
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No, you don't think!
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You don't think about me at
all, do you, any of you?!
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It's my birthday and I
can't blow out my candles,
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I can't eat my cake,
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I can't even open my presents!
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Not that you've even got me any!
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Well, you can have the wish.
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Bloody right I'm making a wish.
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Well go on then, make the wish.
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Already done it, and it
doesn't end well for you.
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Well go on, be my guest!
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Have some more.
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Stuff your face, I hope
it bloody chokes you!
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I'm so sorry.
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I've never been very good with birthdays.
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Ever since my 10th one
where I punched my brother
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in the face for stealing
the last piece of cake.
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It's not what it sounds like.
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I was saving it,
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and then I got sent to my
room and had to sit there
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all on my own just listening
to them all downstairs
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laughing and playing games and
singing and eating the cake.
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What did you do?
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Just cried for a bit,
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and then I spent the
afternoon talking to Lucy.
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Who?
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My imaginary friend.
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I didn't have any real friends,
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so I made one up and when no one else
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wanted to talk to me, she just--
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Always did.
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Yeah.
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Whenever I had a problem,
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no matter what it was,
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she was always--
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Always there for me.
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Yeah.
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I don't talk to her anymore, obviously.
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I'm an adult, I don't need
to talk to imaginary people.
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Now, if you don't mind, I'm
gonna go and talk to Jesus.
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That's me.
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Would you like a cake, Carly?
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With Carly.
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Okay.
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[Michael] I can only see you.
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I can't believe I forgot about Carly.
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[Adam] Who's Carly?
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I don't see a Carly.
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The vicar had an imaginary
friend and so did I, Carly.
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I was always talking to her.
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Everyone thought I was mad.
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The doctors thought I was going crazy.
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My sister Abby said they were gonna
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send me away for a
year, put me in therapy.
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Bit harsh.
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Good old Abby.
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Carly was my only friend.
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[Michael] Little Carly.
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Well, funnily enough, not so little.
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As I remember, she was about forty.
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Well, why would a little girl imagine
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a 40-year-old friend?
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Yeah, well, good question,
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and I've only recently
just worked out the answer.
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You see, back then I didn't
know I could see ghosts.
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So, she wasn't imaginary?
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Maybe not.
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Maybe she's still there.
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I spent a lot of happy
times here with Carly.
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It was fun having an imaginary friend.
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Maybe she was real, maybe
she wasn't, I don't know.
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Well, let's go find out.
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Come on, Tyrone.
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Who?
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Smaller than I remember.
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I thought this imaginary
friend thing sounds like fun,
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so meet Tyrone.
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Unlike some, he's nice to me.
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Thinks I'm great.
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What does he look like?
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Well, he's, he's...
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He's, you know.
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No, I don't know Michael, you tell me,
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what does he look like.
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Hello, Lord.
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Should probably start with an apology.
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I should've popped in a bit more often,
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but it's been a big adjustment being dead.
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You see Michael, the thing
about having an imaginary
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friend is that you've actually
got to have an imagination.
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Come on, Tyrone.
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What, no, he's my imaginary friend.
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Who likes me better.
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Tyrone, let's go.
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What? No, he's...
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Adam?
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Adam?
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Haven't known if I'm coming
or going, to be honest.
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Still, it's very nice to be here.
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I mean, I was wondering why
I'm not up there with you.
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[Man] Bloody hell Justine,
you're always putting me down!
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I can hear someone in there.
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What do I say?
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You're just gonna knock?
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Yeah.
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You could've put a suit on,
smarten yourself up a bit.
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I look fine.
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You're a stranger knocking on the door.
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You wanna get inside, you
should be presentable.
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Just tell him the truth.
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You used to live here and
can you have a look around.
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Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
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It was a long time ago, you were small.
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Hi, yeah, many years ago I was small.
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I think most of us were love.
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Some of us still are.
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Sorry, I'm not explaining myself very...
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When I was younger--
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[Man] Who is it?!
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The woman here says she used to be small.
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[Man] Most people were.
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I told her that.
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Come in.
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I won't be a moment, I've
got to put his dinner on.
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Okay.
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Right.
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Just wait in there.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Well, that was easy.
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Okay, so have a look around.
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Carly, small, blonde, about forty.
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Okay, come on, Tyrone.
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Oh, shut up.
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Perhaps I'm just a bad seed.
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I don't know.
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Maybe my parents were too
soft on me for too long
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or maybe I needed more of a firm hand.
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Your dad could be firm, couldn't he?
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He was probably a bit too
strict actually, wasn't he?
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With all that wrath and thunder
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and parting of the
seas, drowning everyone.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he's not really the sort of person
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you'd answer back to and you
wouldn't pinch his ciggies.
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Not that I've ever pinched any ciggies.
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Sorry about that.
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What can I do for you?
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[Man] Is she still small?
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Not really.
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Now she's, sort of, normal height.
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[Man] Probably trying
to sell us something.
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No, actually I'm here
because when I was younger--
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[Man] Oldest trick in the book,
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she says she's small,
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she drinks a magic tonic,
growth hormone or something.
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We don't want any.
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[Woman] Are you sure?
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It's a con.
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Maybe worth a try.
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You're not exactly David Hasselhoff.
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Look, really, I'm not
trying to sell anything.
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It's the patter.
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You make her a cup of
tea 'cause you like her
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then she says she's trying
to sell you something.
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In this case, it'll be some sort of magic
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tonic that makes you taller.
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Oh, I'm sorry love, I'm quite
happy with my height actually.
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Really?
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You'd look better with a few more inches
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and maybe some hair.
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Have you got anything for hair?
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Look, I'd like to start again.
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Yes, so would I.
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Are you calling me a short, bald man?
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Well, you're not a tall,
hairy one, are you?
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[gasps]
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Fine.
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The reason I was here is--
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Excuse me, I better just I won't be a mo.
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Anything?
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Nothing.
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Michael?
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Nothing.
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Pretty, blonde, kind of small?
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Whatever her height, if
she can walk through walls
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and dissolve into thin air I
think I would've noticed her.
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Right.
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Maybe she was imaginary.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Blonde, pretty, quite small?
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Yeah.
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She's on the bench next to Poseidon.
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Carly!
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Hang on a minute, love.
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I can't persuade him.
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He thinks you're a con artist.
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No, no, no, I wasn't--
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I'm sorry.
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I know it's difficult.
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I used to be in sales.
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No, really, I wasn't--
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Word to the wise maybe you
should smarten yourself up.
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Told you.
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Never hurts to present yourself properly.
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Yeah, but I'm not trying to sell anything.
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What?
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Well, I'm not trying to sell anything.
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And you won't, looking like that.
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What, you can see me?
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Yes, always could.
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It's me, Marley.
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Marley.
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[Woman] Maybe next time.
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Oh yes, maybe next time.
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Yeah, I'll try you again.
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Thanks, I'll see myself out.
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I'm gonna go home, do you wanna come too?
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Yeah.
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[Michael] Come on.
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Don't look at me like that.
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I didn't mean to be a bad person.
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Jesus?
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Can I have some forgiveness?
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No, okay.
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I'm gonna go and speak to Marley.
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They seem happy.
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For the moment.
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I think Marley wants her to live here.
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Things could get awkward.
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Why would they get awkward?
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Don't be silly.
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On the way back, did you
see Carly smile at me?
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[Adam] She smiled at everyone.
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She's a smiley person.
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Yeah, but I have an effect.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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the Michael effect.
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What does the Michael
effect have an effect on?
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What?
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Women.
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Probably end up fighting over me.
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Could get nasty.
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[Adam] Doesn't look nasty.
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Carly's yet to feel the effect.
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What effect?
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It's called the Michael,
haven't we just done this?
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Who's that?
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Marley's imaginary friend.
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I don't think so.
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She's there.
275
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,360
You can see her, look,
she's sitting there.
276
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,760
Marley didn't know she wasn't imaginary.
277
00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,120
At the time, Marley didn't
know she could see ghosts.
278
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,520
Oh, I understand.
279
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,360
Really?
280
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,720
No.
281
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,440
But bad people lie, don't they?
282
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,480
It's official, I've been to church.
283
00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,640
I am no good.
284
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,920
I'm a bad seed.
285
00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,680
He was just there, just staring at me.
286
00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,480
I need to speak to Marley.
287
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,200
I've heard all about it.
288
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,760
She's had a wonderful life.
289
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,960
Important job, husband, lover.
290
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,000
So, which one's the husband?
291
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,800
Well, that would be me.
292
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,000
And which one's the lover?
293
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,840
Well?
294
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:24,080
That has to be me.
295
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,240
I'm the only one left.
296
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,440
She can't be the lover.
297
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,400
[Carly] Because she's a vicar?
298
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,800
Because she's a woman.
299
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,680
Oh, so you're narrow-minded.
300
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,360
No, I'm not narrow-minded, I'm the lover.
301
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,240
Really?
302
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,200
When exactly does the
Michael effect kick in?
303
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,520
Marley, can I talk to you?
304
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,480
Yeah, not now vicar.
305
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,320
It's important.
306
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,160
Yeah, so's this.
307
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,920
I'm gonna show Carly some of the tapes.
308
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,120
I wanna see everything.
309
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,000
Our wedding video, show
her our wedding video.
310
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,160
No, Marley, really, I
do need to talk to you,
311
00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,360
'cause I've been to church--
312
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,040
Yeah, later, vicar, okay?
313
00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:54,880
Come on.
314
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,280
So, I've got me at school, girl guides.
315
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,120
Oh, show her the wedding.
316
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,720
University graduation.
317
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,880
Show her the wedding, Marley.
318
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:07,720
The wedding.
319
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,800
Oh, I've gotta see that.
320
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,320
My little Marley got married.
321
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,160
Oh, I bet you were a beautiful bride.
322
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,640
She was.
323
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,720
Come on, let's see the wedding.
324
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,040
Marley, the wedding.
325
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,680
Well, um, well...
326
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,680
What?
327
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,760
Marley, what?
328
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,320
Marley, what?
329
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,880
Well, I may have taped over it.
330
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:25,960
You did what?
331
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,280
You erased our marriage?
332
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,360
Well, no, I just put a tape in the camera
333
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,920
I didn't know what was on it.
334
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,440
Our wedding was on it,
you went over our wedding.
335
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,600
With what?
336
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,600
What?
337
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,080
What did you tape over
our wedding with, Marley?
338
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,560
With Michael.
339
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:43,440
Yeah, Spain.
340
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,760
I thought you went to Spain with Abby.
341
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,320
Great trip.
342
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,320
Sun, speedos and the woman I
love rubbing oil into my back.
343
00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:57,080
Sorry, you went over Adam with Michael?
344
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:59,680
You got rid of your wedding for Michael?
345
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,200
Yes, not on purpose.
346
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,080
You went over our sacred vows
347
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,240
with oiled-up Michael in speedos.
348
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,240
That's it!
349
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,720
I'm sorry, Carly, I'm just...
350
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:11,360
It's okay, I understand.
351
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:13,040
People have problems.
352
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,760
Come on, Tyrone.
353
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,600
Who's Tyrone?
354
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,400
He's my imaginary friend.
355
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,160
Who, unlike some, likes me better.
356
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,080
He doesn't like you better.
357
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,000
Tyrone.
358
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:23,840
[changes his voice] Coming.
359
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,160
That wasn't Tyrone, that was Adam, he
360
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,600
that was not, that Adam.
361
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:34,280
Just seeing the cake made me angry.
362
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:38,200
You know, like when I was a little girl.
363
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,480
I have tried to be a good person.
364
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,800
Maybe I was just born bad
365
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:45,560
'cause when I died I
didn't go to heaven, did I?
366
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:47,680
And they don't let bad people into heaven.
367
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:51,200
Vicar, I'm good, they didn't let me in.
368
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,240
You're not good.
369
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,560
You were having an affair with my wife.
370
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,600
That's not good.
371
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,640
It was pretty good.
372
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,560
I used to make Marley very happy.
373
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,400
Whenever we were together
374
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:03,000
she had an enormous smile on her face.
375
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,960
That's because of her enormous mouth.
376
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,160
Hardly noticeable.
377
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,960
Perfectly proportioned to your head.
378
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,960
Right, so that implies
I've also got a big head.
379
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,880
Think you're being clever, don't you?
380
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,440
Well, a little bit.
381
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,880
See how I went from you being with Michael
382
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,680
to you being a big-headed big mouth?
383
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,800
How long have you two been arguing?
384
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,080
It's difficult for me to say.
385
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,440
Understandable considering
the size of your mouth.
386
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,280
That's not funny.
387
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,120
It was quite funny.
388
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,480
Don't encourage him, Carly.
389
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,280
God, he's difficult enough to live with.
390
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,760
I'm not difficult to live with, I'm a joy.
391
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,840
You're a pain.
392
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,160
You erased our wedding.
393
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,200
Oh, Adam, do you know what,
394
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,720
if you're gonna be difficult
then you can go on the sofa.
395
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,880
Fine.
396
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,440
Tyrone.
397
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,280
Who's Tyrone?
398
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,880
The only friend I've got left.
399
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,920
Well, we were having such
fun when we got married,
400
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,080
you know, we were so happy.
401
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,480
Oh, she was a very happy little girl.
402
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,920
We had so many adventures together.
403
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:57,760
Ah.
404
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,640
Until the family moved away.
405
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,480
Ah.
406
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,120
She's just so full of life.
407
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,480
Hadn't realized how much I've missed her.
408
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,720
It's silly, really.
409
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,920
We were gonna travel, have adventures.
410
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,440
You know, well, that was the plan.
411
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,480
What happened?
412
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,160
I don't know, we just settled down,
413
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,560
went to work and everything went.
414
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:16,720
And Michael, man, I
didn't see that coming.
415
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,720
Oh, I was drinking too much,
416
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,000
I didn't see a lot of things coming.
417
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,960
Cars, people, hedges.
418
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,320
Yeah, but Michael.
419
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,160
I know.
420
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,480
I mean, if you're gonna have an affair.
421
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,320
Michael?
422
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,160
Michael.
423
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,240
Blah!
424
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:31,080
You want some fun, excitement, tenderness,
425
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,000
you go for somebody like--
426
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,200
Somebody like you.
427
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,960
I was the husband.
428
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,800
Any other woman would've
gone for somebody like you.
429
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,760
Really?
430
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,600
Yeah.
431
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,920
Aw, thank you.
432
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,360
I hadn't had a walk in
the park for so long.
433
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,680
Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't join you.
434
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,920
I hope he looked after you.
435
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,840
Anyway, I'm just happy you
had such a lovely time.
436
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,240
Oh, I had a wonderful time.
437
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,400
Thank you, Marley.
438
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,080
It's a shame you two can't get on.
439
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,120
Yeah, I know.
440
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,160
Can't stop arguing.
441
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,000
Marley, you remember all those years ago,
442
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,120
we'd be in the garden and you'd
be playing with your dolls
443
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,000
and sometimes you wouldn't
let me talk to them?
444
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,720
I could be a right madam.
445
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,480
Yeah, yeah, you were.
446
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,440
You didn't like to share.
447
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,400
Do you still feel like that?
448
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:15,760
Like what?
449
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,600
I had a really good time today with Adam,
450
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,560
I really like him.
451
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,360
Well, I'm glad someone does.
452
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,520
But I realize he's your husband.
453
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,000
Oh, what, like him like him?
454
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,840
Yeah.
455
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,040
Clever.
456
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,080
Yeah, but I see what you're doing.
457
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:33,920
No you don't.
458
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:34,760
Yes I do.
459
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,480
Oh Carly, you always looked after me.
460
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:38,360
You're saying you want Adam,
461
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,440
so that I'll want him again.
462
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,240
No, I'm not.
463
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,080
[Marley] Yes you are.
464
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,280
No, I'm really not, I really like him.
465
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,960
No, it's clever but sorry Carly,
466
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,800
it's not gonna work.
467
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,320
What do you think I am, an idiot?
468
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,400
Well, it's starting to look like that.
469
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,880
Carly, I'm back!
470
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,560
Carly?
471
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,680
What about, vicar, vicar, I'm back?
472
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,120
What?
473
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:09,000
No?
474
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,880
Last few days have been difficult for me.
475
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,840
You know, I've been upset
about me being, basically,
476
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,280
a really bad person and I've
wanted to talk to you about it,
477
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,040
but I can't, 'cause you're
always with what's her name.
478
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,040
You know her name.
479
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,600
Yeah, well you're always talking to her.
480
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600
We used to be best friends.
481
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,280
And if you're not talking to
her, she's talking to Adam.
482
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,280
She doesn't even know I exist.
483
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,000
Well, you don't exist, you're dead.
484
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
So's Adam.
485
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,800
It's not my fault she doesn't like you.
486
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,760
I don't care.
487
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,560
What?
488
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:33,400
Really?
489
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,240
She doesn't like me?
490
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,480
Why wouldn't she like me?
491
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,320
What did she say?
492
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,360
Oh, maybe I heard her wrong.
493
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,320
[Michael] What did she say?
494
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,760
She said she didn't like you.
495
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,000
She said you shouldn't have stolen me
496
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,040
from Adam and she likes Adam.
497
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,400
How can she like Adam?
498
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,800
What's not to like about him?
499
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,640
Do you want a list?
500
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,480
She told me.
501
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,320
She said she likes Adam.
502
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,400
She actually said she
really, really likes Adam,
503
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,920
but she was just being clever.
504
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080
Or maybe she wasn't being clever,
505
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,120
maybe she was being honest.
506
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,400
If she was clever, she'd
really, really like me.
507
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,880
Why would anyone like Adam?
508
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,280
Well, you should know.
509
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,120
You married him.
510
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,280
Where are they now?
511
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,680
[Adam] I'm really looking forward to it.
512
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:11,840
I've never been to a concert.
513
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,880
I can't believe it.
514
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,400
And, we don't even have
to pay to get in, you see.
515
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,960
So, it's not all bad being dead.
516
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,240
[Marley] Adam!
517
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,120
[Adam] Hey!
518
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,640
Carly!
519
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,360
I thought I might find you here.
520
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,720
It's nice to see you two getting on.
521
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,560
Yeah.
522
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,600
Oh, you'll never guess
what Carls said earlier.
523
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,360
Oh, no, it's, it's, Carly.
524
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,840
Oh no, he calls me Carls.
525
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,680
It's sweet.
526
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,280
Yeah, it's so great.
527
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,520
Oh, no, no, no, that,
that, that's not nice.
528
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,960
No, it's great.
529
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,160
Yeah, anyway, so when do you
think you're gonna come home?
530
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,520
Oh, well, listen, don't wait up,
531
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,120
because we're gonna go and
see Bruce Springsteen later
532
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,040
and we're seriously thinking of going
533
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,480
to the after-show party.
534
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,240
[laughing]
535
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,160
Oh right.
536
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,320
So, we went to the seaside
537
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,440
and we went out on this boat
538
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,520
[laughs]
539
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,600
and Adam, he started singing.
540
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,560
And then Carls started singing,
541
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,760
but, like, a different
song and it was like
542
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,080
Argh!
543
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,320
[laughing]
544
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,440
You had to be there.
545
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,720
I wasn't invited.
546
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,760
What?
547
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,760
Oh, tell 'em about the, you know.
548
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:19,600
Oh.
549
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so
we went to a restaurant.
550
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,240
You can't eat.
551
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,800
Yeah, I know, but it had a lovely sea view
552
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,520
and the sun was setting
and the lights were soft.
553
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:28,360
Sounds lovely.
554
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,200
[Carly] Oh, it was.
555
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,040
I'm so pleased.
556
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,360
Yeah, it was great.
557
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,960
And then I put my hand
out at the same time
558
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,880
that Carls put her hand out and we mixed
559
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,120
-and
-And
560
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:37,920
Pow.
561
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,200
What?
562
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,320
Well, there was a
feeling, like a sensation.
563
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,400
But you're both dead.
564
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,440
Well, obviously there was
something about us that--
565
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:49,280
You felt something?
566
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,680
Well, I'm not sure, but
Carls did, so maybe.
567
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,320
So, we stood up and well, watch this.
568
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,760
You ready?
569
00:19:58,760 --> 00:19:59,840
Can't wait.
570
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,120
It's definitely something.
571
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:07,600
It's, sort of--
572
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,440
Physical?
573
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,280
Maybe.
574
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,400
But you're ghosts!
575
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,280
Michael.
576
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,240
-Yeah, okay.
-Yeah.
577
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,400
Well?
578
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,480
No, didn't feel a thing.
579
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,600
Well, it is Michael.
580
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,760
Hang on, give me a chance, I can do this.
581
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,480
I saw that.
582
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,800
Shall we go?
583
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,600
Where you going?
584
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,440
Oh, Adam's taking me to
the Chelsea Flower Show.
585
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,280
Oh, well that's lovely.
586
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,480
That's lovely for you.
587
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:41,320
Coming Tyrone?
588
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,240
Who is Tyrone?
589
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,400
My imaginary friend.
590
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,240
Who likes me better.
591
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,480
He doesn't like you better.
592
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,560
[Adam] Coming!
593
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,400
That was you.
594
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,320
That was him again, that
wasn't Tyrone, that was...
595
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,800
Bloody imaginary friends,
they always let you down.
596
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,800
Yeah, tell me about it.
597
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,120
Oh, she's not happy.
598
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:04,200
You know, we should try that
mixing thing again sometime.
599
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,040
Yeah.
600
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,760
Vicar.
601
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,600
Vicar.
602
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,480
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
603
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,160
Go to sleep, Marley.
604
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,280
I can't.
605
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,760
I still love Adam.
606
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,120
Vicar, is it possible to
be in love with someone
607
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,080
and then hate them but
actually you still love them?
608
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,680
And how do you deal with betrayal
609
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,200
and feelings of violence?
610
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,880
Well, Job--
611
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,680
Why is it always Job with you?
612
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,320
Why is it never Matthew or Luke or Peter?
613
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,160
Who?
614
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,600
[Marley] The other ones.
615
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,360
Only really know about Job.
616
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,360
Fine, what did--
617
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,080
And I like saying his name, Job.
618
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:00,920
Well, what did Job say?
619
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,800
Oh, I don't know what he said.
620
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,720
I just like saying his name.
621
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,560
Job.
622
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,320
What do you say?
623
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,120
About what?
624
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:08,280
Is it possible to be in love with someone
625
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,520
and then hate them but
actually you still really--
626
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,800
Oh, always talk about your troubles.
627
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,720
Is that what Job said?
628
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,080
No, that's what I say.
629
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,480
See, even though I'm a bad seed,
630
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,680
I can always give good advice.
631
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:26,720
Oh, when it comes to Carly
and Adam you mustn't be angry.
632
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,200
You just need to talk to them about it.
633
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,120
Talk to them?
634
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,600
Yeah, talk about it.
635
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,280
[screams]
636
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:35,880
That's not talking about it Marley,
637
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,000
that's throwing a chair across the room.
638
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,640
I can't believe you're doing this!
639
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,840
Could somebody tell me why Marley's
640
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,320
throwing kitchen furniture at Carly?
641
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,560
Because Carly likes you!
642
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,400
Everyone does.
643
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,200
What's not to like?
644
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,840
I have a list on that subject.
645
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,680
Stop being silly.
646
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,520
It's not silly.
647
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,520
It's actually entitled what
not to like about Adam,
648
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:52,480
it's almost a book.
649
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,120
Adam, what's going on?!
650
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,760
Nothing's going on, you
asked me to be nice to her,
651
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,920
we're friends.
652
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,560
What, well, I was hoping we
were a bit more than that.
653
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,640
Good friends.
654
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:00,480
Bit more?
655
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,400
What comes after--
656
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,440
Lovers!
657
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,080
Oh, I've been alone for 40 years, Marley.
658
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,320
It's nice to be with a man.
659
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,120
And if you two can't get on,
he can come and stay with me.
660
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,680
Adam's my husband.
661
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,000
I did try and tell you.
662
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,240
Yeah, I thought you were being clever.
663
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,760
He stays with me!
664
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,080
You really haven't changed, have you?
665
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,160
You're still a right little madam.
666
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,560
Just selfish.
667
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:23,080
Yeah, hang on a minute, Carly.
668
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,360
Just because Marley used
to be a right little madam,
669
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,960
does not mean that she is one now
670
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,000
because she is all grown up now.
671
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,560
She's taller, she's--
672
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,080
Carly.
673
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,920
We're just friends.
674
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:37,440
You're funny and sexy and gentle and okay
675
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,080
maybe Marley's not those things, but--
676
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,920
What do you mean, I'm not those things?!
677
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,720
I am those things!
678
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,560
Would you just listen?
679
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,400
I'm trying to say that--
680
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,880
I am listening, you're
saying I'm not funny,
681
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,800
or sexy or gentle!
682
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,480
Okay, I just threw a chair
across a room, I'm not gentle,
683
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,520
but that still leaves funny and sexy
684
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,920
and they're the good ones!
685
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,560
She's trying to take you!
686
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,800
See, you're arguing again.
687
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,520
You want to spend all your
time arguing with her?
688
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,920
She doesn't want you and I do.
689
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,480
Look, do I get a say?
690
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,320
No!
691
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,600
I was going to say that I love you.
692
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,800
Well, okay, you can have a say!
693
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,800
I'd never leave you.
694
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,880
You're Marley, you're my Marley.
695
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,120
You can have a bit more
of a say if you want!
696
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:09,160
I'm your husband and I know that we argue,
697
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,840
but that doesn't mean
that I don't love you.
698
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,960
Really?
699
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,160
So much.
700
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,720
Oh Adam, I love you so much.
701
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,760
Oh.
702
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,520
Oh, do you see what she's done?
703
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,360
What?
704
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,960
What did she do?
705
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,600
She's made these two love each other again
706
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,200
and then she's also made me realize that
707
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,160
even though I used to
be a right little madam
708
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,280
once doesn't mean that I am now.
709
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,600
She was having us all on.
710
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,320
That's why she pretended not to fall
711
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,040
for the Michael effect!
712
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,440
Such a relief.
713
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:56,160
Carly?
714
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,000
Carly?
715
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,760
Carly?
716
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,440
Oh.
717
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,280
We know what you did.
718
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,240
Thank you, Carly!
719
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,160
Oh, I'm gonna miss her.
720
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,520
Yeah, me too.
721
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,360
She was really
722
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,440
oh, sorry, vicar.
723
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,520
Did you feel that?
724
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,440
Yes, like a sensation.
725
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,560
Really?
726
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,080
I've tried that and it didn't work.
727
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,680
Oh, maybe you were doing it wrong.
728
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,520
Hmm.
729
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,320
Sounds very Michael.
730
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,600
Once, that happened once, and
you never let me forget it!
731
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,160
Come on, Tyrone.
732
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,640
Oh, Tyrone.
733
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,920
What, even Tyrone can...
734
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,280
Oh yeah, yeah, see what
you did, very funny.
735
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,360
Very funny.
736
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,680
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