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♪ I'll be by your side forever ♪
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♪ Going nowhere soon ♪
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♪ You and me together always ♪
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♪ Now I'm stuck on you ♪
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♪ Got no plans to walk away now ♪
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♪ Darling, don't you know it's true ♪
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♪ Baby, you're stuck with me ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am stuck on you ♪
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[suave music]
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[Marley] She's at it again.
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Hmm!
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Oh, er, before you go,
could you change the?
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Swindon.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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This has got to stop.
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Just because I'm dead doesn't
mean I can't have a life.
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When I had a life, I didn't have a life.
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Do you know how dull it is being a vicar?
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Yes, I understand, but listen--
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Before I died, I never
had the chance to develop
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a proper relationship with anyone.
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I just think me and Gary
might have a life together.
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I don't think so.
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How can you know that?
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I think the clue's in
the words before I died.
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You can't have a life
together because one of you
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doesn't actually have a life any more.
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Oh!
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I think I might have a bit of a crush.
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Only have to hear his name,
makes me want to swoon.
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I know, stupid.
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Probably doesn't even know I exist.
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You don't exist, you're dead.
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Oh!
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Morning, Tina.
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What?
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No, sorry, you're going to have to shout.
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Stop looking at my son's ass!
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What?
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No, I.
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Morning, Mrs Hep.
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[cheers]
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Oh, for!
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Um, excuse me.
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Hi, it's Mrs Wise, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Um, can we talk?
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About?
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About your husband Adam.
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Did you know him?
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I wish I had.
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I read about his passing in the paper.
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I was.
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Can I ask if his organs were donated?
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Definitely not.
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Yes.
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What do you mean yes?
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Yes, er, the doctors asked and I said yes,
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I signed the release forms.
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Sorry, I--
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Er, well, um, given the dates, I think
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I was given his heart.
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The heart?
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That's a big bit.
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You think you've got Adam's heart?
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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I just wanted to say thank you.
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My pleasure.
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I bet it was, Mrs Wise.
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Do you mind if we plunge
knives into your husband's gut
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and rip out a few organs?
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No, go ahead.
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While you're at it, why
don't you cut his knob off?
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Oh, er, would you like to come in?
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-Yes.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, thank you.
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Are you going to have a
little heart to heart?
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I used to be so sickly and
now I'm strong, it's just.
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Um.
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It's so overwhelming.
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You know, so wonderful and--
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, sorry.
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I am now.
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Thanks.
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I feel like this is a
really important part of my,
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oh, sorry.
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Oh, it's my mum.
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I'm just going to call her back.
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Yeah, okay, yeah.
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Can I get you anything, Beth?
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Tea, coffee?
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-Pair of lungs?
-No, I'm fine, thanks.
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You sure?
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My wife doesn't mind
nipping down to the cemetery
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and ripping them out for you.
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Now you're just being ridiculous.
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Well, it's my stuff.
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You just saved a young girl's life, Adam.
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For the first time ever, I think
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you've done something selfless.
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What do you mean first time ever?
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I've done loads of selfless things.
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You're trying to remember one, aren't you?
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-No.
-Adam?
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Hang on.
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You're very quiet, what's going on?
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Shh, Adam's trying to
remember if he's ever done
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anything selfless.
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Wouldn't have thought so.
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No, you wouldn't have
thought so, but it turns out
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that he has.
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That young girl Beth needed
a new heart, she had Adam's.
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Stole it.
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-He's a donor?
-He's a donor.
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Oh, lucky, that is so unfair.
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I carried a donor card.
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I've been dead six weeks,
I never get picked.
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I'll tell her.
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Um, my mum's coming over.
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Okay, great.
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Now that we know your
husband was my donor,
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there's something you should know.
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Right.
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Beth?
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I'm not sure you're going to like it.
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Psst!
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Psst!
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I need to talk.
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To me?
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Gary, get inside, please.
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Mrs Wise wants to--
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I know what she wants.
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But she's not going to get it.
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Get inside, please.
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You keep away from him.
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He's too young for you.
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If you have to be disgusting,
go and be disgusting
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with someone your own age.
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[Marley] Morning, Mrs Hep.
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You cannot stand to see me happy, can you?
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Can you get Adam?
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Please, please, please,
please, please, please,
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please, please, please, please, please.
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Do you come here a lot?
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Most days.
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This one could be me.
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Oh, Anderson, Jake!
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Goodness, that is so unfair.
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He only arrived last week.
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It's never me.
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I always wanted to be
remembered as someone who gave.
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Something to add to my headstone
just a few simple words,
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nothing pretentious.
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Just something like, He gave
so that others might live.
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Your stuff's all good, is it?
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Kept myself in pretty good shape.
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Maybe they just stacked yours at the back.
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What?
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The back of the fridge,
maybe that's the problem.
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Your stuff's not getting
displayed properly,
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people aren't seeing what they're getting.
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They should have some
sort of shelving system.
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Adam?
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It's not a supermarket, Adam.
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Marley says--
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People aren't walking
around with baskets--
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-That girl--
-I'll have a lung!
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Is your daughter.
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A couple of kidneys would be nice.
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-Are you serious?
-Of course I'm serious.
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You've got to be chosen.
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Not you, idiot.
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-Vicar?
-Yeah.
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That girl with your
heart is your daughter.
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She's lovely, isn't she?
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I hope this isn't awkward for you.
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A bit.
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It's just that Adam and I
agreed not to have children
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and now I find out he did.
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So.
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Um, what sort of man was my dad?
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Oh, no, don't tell her,
it'll break her heart.
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Shut up, Michael.
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Please, Marley, I just
want to know about him.
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Oh, er.
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What do you mean, um?
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It's easy.
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He was funny, charming,
dashing, thoughtful,
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imaginative, generous.
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There's loads of good
words, just pick one.
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He was nice.
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Nice?
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What kind of word is nice?
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Tell her that I was incredibly successful.
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What, you're going to
lie to your daughter?
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I wouldn't, she would.
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Oh, that's my mum, do you mind if I?
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No, no.
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Bring her in.
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I'd have been a great dad.
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I'd have taught her to read, to swim.
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Ride a bike.
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No, actually, I couldn't have done that.
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I never learnt.
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You can't ride a bike?
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Well, it's tricky, isn't it?
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I mean, you got to move
your feet and keep your
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balance all at the same
time and, as well as that,
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you've got to steer.
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I mean, it's not as easy as it looks.
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Yes, it is.
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Four-year-olds do it.
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I'd have still been a good dad.
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And being dead, you can
still have a relationship.
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Look at me and Gary.
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There is no you and Gary.
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How can there be no me and Gary?
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We do everything together.
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Talk together, watch TV
together, bath together.
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Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
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You can sometimes be very cruel.
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Cruel and awful.
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If you don't mind, I'm
going to go to my room,
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I'm going to have a little cry.
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No, you're not, you're going
to sneak out and see Gary.
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Now sit there.
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Are you seeing this?
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Yeah, I'm wishing I wasn't.
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[suave music]
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I've been to bed with her.
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Unbelievable.
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I didn't know I was so cool.
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I've seen her nude.
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Oh, my God.
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Vicar, look, look.
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I've been to bed with that woman, me,
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I always ended up with the plain ones.
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Apart from you, of course, darling.
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Do you remember going to bed with her?
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No.
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Ah, someone like that, you'd remember.
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Oh, yeah?
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Thing is, Adam, can we
believe that someone like you
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went to bed with someone like
her and if you can't remember,
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the chances are--
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The doctor told Beth
that her heart was from a
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close family member and she
doesn't have any close family
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members, just her mum and her
dad that she never knew so.
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I don't remember being in bed with her
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and that's really annoying.
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Four years after the tummy
tuck, I had my legs done.
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Top half enlarged and pushed.
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In January the following
year, they put in the
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cheekbones and the chin.
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And after I'd had my arms
done, I got my nose sorted so.
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The time I met your Adam,
I probably looked a bit
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more like this.
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-Oh!
-That makes sense.
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Now I believe it.
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Soon as I saw his photo, I remembered him.
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Brief, drunk and disappointing.
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That sounds about right.
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Thanks, darling.
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He's the reason I got the work done.
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I thought, If that's the
only sort of man I can get,
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I'd better do something about it.
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[Marley] Why didn't you tell--
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Why didn't I tell him about Beth?
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Didn't know who he was
or anything about him.
272
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,280
Just some bloke in a toilet at a party.
273
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:32,320
So tell me all about him.
274
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:34,880
Beth's dad, what's he been up to?
275
00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,720
Very little.
276
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,840
Apparently, he's really--
277
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,040
Beth, please, shut up.
278
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,320
Did he have any money?
279
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,040
But, Mum, I don't understand
why we have to go now.
280
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,920
I was just getting to know about--
281
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,200
All you need to know is
he died with no money.
282
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,640
He's no good to us, is he?
283
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,760
And I don't want you seeing her again.
284
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,000
Her?
285
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000
My name's Marley.
286
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,400
No, Mum, Mum, Mum, stop.
287
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,320
Look, talking to Marley helps me imagine
288
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,400
what kind of dad he would have been.
289
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,440
I would have been a great dad.
290
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,560
I just want to think about what we would
291
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,560
have done together.
292
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,400
We'd have done loads of stuff.
293
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,440
-Taught me things.
-Loads of things.
294
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,600
-How to swim.
-How to read.
295
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,920
How to ride a bike.
296
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,960
Actually, that might have been a problem.
297
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,800
Why?
298
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:13,960
It's tricky, you have to move your feet.
299
00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,520
Why won't you let me
find out more about him?
300
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,400
You can't actually hear me.
301
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,800
There is no more about him.
302
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,600
Dead, no money, small knob, that's it.
303
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,440
But he was my dad.
304
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,480
He was and his heart's
broken because he didn't know
305
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,640
he had a daughter and now
that he does he can't do
306
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,960
anything about it.
307
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,520
He's only known you five minutes
and already he loves you,
308
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,200
if he still had it, he'd
give his life for you.
309
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,320
I love you, Beth.
310
00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,760
-Beth!
-Beth!
311
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,760
Where do you think you're going?
312
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,000
Don't let her go,
Marley, don't let her go.
313
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,120
Susie, don't you think you should?
314
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,080
Maybe you should go after her.
315
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,640
Don't tell me what to do.
316
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,680
She's helpless.
317
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,160
Her mum treats her so badly.
318
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,600
She's my little girl.
319
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,400
She needs her dad.
320
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:05,280
She needs someone to tell
her how wonderful she is.
321
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,320
22 years she's needed me and
I haven't been there for her.
322
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,800
How long is he going to be here?
323
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,680
Who?
324
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,240
Miserable Adam?
325
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,480
I don't like miserable Adam.
326
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,080
I don't like miserable Adam.
327
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,600
Think I prefer annoying Adam.
328
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:17,880
There is no annoying Adam.
329
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,360
There's fun Adam.
330
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,400
Never met him.
331
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,160
Always happy, plenty of banter?
332
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,720
No, no, that's annoying Adam.
333
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,320
Right, well, we're stuck
with miserable Adam.
334
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,760
Oh, Michael, I just want
to be a really good dad.
335
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,120
Here we go, could be
someone in need of my bits.
336
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,160
What did my dad do?
337
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,200
Tell her I was in the
army, but you don't know
338
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,800
too much because I can
never talk about it.
339
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,600
One thing you should know
about your dad is that he was,
340
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,160
never, ever, ever in the army.
341
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,240
[sighs]
342
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,600
Oh!
343
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,560
Nor was he a submarine captain.
344
00:13:58,560 --> 00:13:59,880
Damn it.
345
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,120
He was kind.
346
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:02,880
Kind?
347
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:08,440
I was special, funny, charming,
dashing, imaginative--
348
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,280
We're not stopping long.
349
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,600
Nothing special about
kind, everyone's kind.
350
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,720
Well, nearly everyone.
351
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,560
Ahem, Gary, go on, read it.
352
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,160
Mum, I really don't think that.
353
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,320
Oh, hello.
354
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,160
Hello.
355
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,120
Beth, this is Gary.
356
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,560
Gary, this is Adam's daughter Beth.
357
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,600
I didn't know he had a daughter.
358
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,640
Yeah, nor did he.
359
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,200
Did you know him?
360
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,800
-Yeah.
-Gary, the letter.
361
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,200
Mum.
362
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,520
It has to be made clear to her.
363
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,400
-But--
-Gary!
364
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,040
Dear, Mrs Wise.
365
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,440
Your persistent attempts to seduce me
366
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,120
are quite frankly embarrassing.
367
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:02,480
Me and my mother understand
that you have needs,
368
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:05,320
but your vile intentions and.
369
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,520
-Mum, this is ridiculous.
-Just read the letter.
370
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,240
Mrs Wise isn't a bad person, she's just
371
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,200
a much older woman.
372
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,200
-Sorry?
-An older woman.
373
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,240
-Once more.
-She's just a woman.
374
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,080
That'll do.
375
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,120
Who likes to be friendly.
376
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,040
Well, one minute she's being friendly,
377
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,480
next thing you know, you're tied to her
378
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,600
bedpost in your underpants.
379
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,160
I would never do anything like.
380
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,360
We were drunk.
381
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,120
-What?
-Nothing.
382
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,400
Look, Marley, I'm just
trying to protect my son.
383
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,800
The fact that he lives across
the road from an older woman.
384
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,400
Come on, we agreed that
older was the wrong word.
385
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,200
Kind was the wrong word.
386
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,320
-Shut up!
-What?
387
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,760
No, nothing, um, excuse me.
388
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:40,600
Me?
389
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,800
You see what's happening?
390
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,640
Your ridiculous misguided infatuation--
391
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,760
-Marley!
-Coming.
392
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,120
Now stop it.
393
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,360
Stop the nonsense.
394
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,720
We're not leaving until
this letter has been read
395
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,640
and you understand the gravity of the.
396
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,280
Yeah.
397
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,200
He won't like it.
398
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,400
Probably break his heart.
399
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400
Hello?
400
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,360
Dear, Mrs Wise, your vile intentions and
401
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,320
inappropriate attention
has started to frighten me.
402
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,280
Why are you still here?
403
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,320
I've been looking everywhere for you.
404
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,280
I told you, we want
nothing to do with her.
405
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,080
Her?
406
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,760
It's Marley.
407
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:22,600
I mean, how hard is that to remember?
408
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,160
I'm just learning about my dad.
409
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,800
Actually, I'm not sure
I know all that much,
410
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,240
apart from he was kind.
411
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,400
Oh, and he wasn't the
captain of a submarine.
412
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,720
Now I'm wishing I said spy.
413
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,040
Beth, go and wait in the car.
414
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,040
But, I'm--
415
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:34,880
Do as you're told.
416
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,240
I want to deal with this bloody woman.
417
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,920
I'm dealing with this bloody woman.
418
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,520
I want you to stay away from my daughter.
419
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,000
Hang on.
420
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,800
I was here first.
421
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,640
Continue.
422
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,480
To the distress of others,
you haven't come to terms
423
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,960
with the fact that you are no
longer an attractive woman.
424
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,400
Your body, once possibly
proud, now stands in ruins.
425
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,720
You need help.
426
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,040
And I know just the man to help you.
427
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,200
You see, and it's not a problem--
428
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,040
Start with your legs.
429
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,200
It's not me.
430
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,320
I don't stand here in ruins.
431
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,600
She stands here in ruins!
432
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:11,840
Just shape the legs, tuck
the tum, lift the bosom.
433
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,000
No-one is lifting my bosom.
434
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,600
I have a superb bosom.
435
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,320
Don't know what you're
smiling at, have you looked
436
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:21,160
in the mirror recently?
437
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,720
Whistling workmen, last week.
438
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,160
Gary was there.
439
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,040
Gary.
440
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:25,880
Gary!
441
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,960
Where are they going?
442
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,560
He just took off.
443
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,200
Didn't want to hear the bad news.
444
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,080
What bad news?
445
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,680
I'm leaving him, Gary
was far too young for me.
446
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,800
But that's a good thing
because his heart will heal
447
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,120
and he will have other great loves.
448
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,640
I just need to make sure
I let him down gently.
449
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,920
You know you're bonkers, right?
450
00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,120
What's that?
451
00:17:59,120 --> 00:17:59,920
Bonkers.
452
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,480
[upbeat music]
453
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,640
Just been watching a surgical procedure
454
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,280
involving my parts.
455
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:22,280
You don't seem too pleased.
456
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,720
I shouldn't be too downhearted.
457
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,720
It's still giving.
458
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,600
I still exist beyond death.
459
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,360
So, what was the surgery?
460
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,560
Um, er.
461
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,600
Er, rectal reconstruction.
462
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,400
It's an important surgery.
463
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,400
You're a man's arse.
464
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,760
I still gave.
465
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,280
Yeah, but not so that others might live.
466
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,880
You gave so that others
might sit more comfortably
467
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,760
on the toilet.
468
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,760
I know you don't want to
hear it, but you must.
469
00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,840
You should also know that,
regardless of age gap,
470
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,880
there will always be a special
place for you in my heart.
471
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,640
Oh, this must be so difficult for you.
472
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,360
It is for me too.
473
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,840
Walk away, Gary, yes, just do that.
474
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,960
Just don't look back.
475
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,800
Be brave.
476
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,640
Oh!
477
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,960
You're a lucky man, Adam.
478
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,800
Am I?
479
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,160
She doesn't even know I'm here.
480
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,600
Beth!
481
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,440
Beth, Beth!
482
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,600
-Did she just respond?
-Yeah, I thought she did.
483
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,960
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
484
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,400
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
485
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,680
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
486
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,040
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
487
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,160
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
488
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,120
-Beth, Beth!
-Beth, Beth!
489
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,640
Shh, shh, shh, Beth, it's Dad.
490
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,960
[Gary] Beth!
491
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,800
Beth.
492
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,240
Oh, bloody hell, I thought--
493
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:49,520
I'm sorry, Adam.
494
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:51,840
Are you okay?
495
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,160
I don't know what I was expecting.
496
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:59,680
Maybe to feel closer to him
or some sort of presence.
497
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,520
Beth!
498
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,360
No.
499
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,480
[Gary] You feel nothing?
500
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,320
I'll, I'll leave you alone.
501
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,080
Thank you, Michael.
502
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,160
This is me and your dad at football.
503
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,240
[Beth] Can I keep this?
504
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,000
[Gary] Of course, I've got loads.
505
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,840
Loads?
506
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,560
[sighs]
507
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,800
[gasps]
508
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,720
Why didn't you and Adam have kids?
509
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,880
Seriously?
510
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:47,720
Marley?
511
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,920
How could he look after a child?
512
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,560
Couldn't look after himself.
513
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,680
Couldn't look after me.
514
00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,680
Maybe I wanted a child.
515
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,200
Maybe we needed one because
together we weren't enough.
516
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,400
He could be lovely, but
he wasn't a great husband.
517
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,680
I think he would have
made a terrible father.
518
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,000
I think you're wrong.
519
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,320
But don't tell him I said that.
520
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,600
You were always together.
521
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,440
Well his dad left--
522
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,560
I was five when my dad left.
523
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,080
I'll let him tell it.
524
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,280
Every few weeks, your dad
would take me to football.
525
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,120
You remember that?
526
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,320
And Southend for the day.
527
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,800
I don't remember that.
528
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,120
He was really drunk.
529
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:34,080
Well, that'll be why.
530
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,000
All the reasons people
thought he was awful,
531
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,240
that's what made him great.
532
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,600
Who thought he was awful?
533
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,480
Pretty much everybody.
534
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,880
I was a well-loved member of the.
535
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,400
Oh, well, never mind.
536
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,600
And as I got older,
he'd help me with stuff.
537
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,160
Homework, how to get out of it.
538
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,240
How to lie to my mum.
539
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,720
He taught me about music.
540
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,800
How to impress girls.
541
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,720
You're really lucky he's your dad.
542
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,200
I, er, I miss him.
543
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,880
I learnt so much from him.
544
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,720
Sorry.
545
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,960
Oh, Gary, Gary, Gary!
546
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,640
How to impress girls rule
number one, never cry
547
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,200
in front of them, idiot.
548
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,080
Brilliant!
549
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,200
Well, forget rule number one.
550
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,040
I was wrong.
551
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,680
Crying obviously works a treat, well done.
552
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,520
What am I saying?
553
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,160
Get off my daughter.
554
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,360
I bloody mean it, young man, get off her.
555
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,400
Beth, stop it.
556
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,240
Beth.
557
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,120
-Sorry.
-Beth, darling.
558
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,560
What are you doing here?
559
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:41,920
Oh, again, that's so unfair.
560
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,760
I'm so sorry, Mrs Jarvis.
561
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,000
Um, Gary had these pictures of my dad.
562
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,600
He was a terrible man.
563
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,120
He was not!
564
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,560
Don't you dare raise your
voice to me, young lady.
565
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,680
My dad was the best.
566
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,600
You tell her, Beth.
567
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,480
You didn't even know him.
568
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,120
Well, I've learnt about him and he was.
569
00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,960
He was.
570
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:02,480
He was my dad.
571
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,640
Oh, don't be so dramatic.
572
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,320
-Beth?
-Do something.
573
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,960
Beth, what's happening?
574
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,200
Dad's screaming.
575
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,120
Gary's in tears.
576
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,960
Oh, silly boy, he needs
to understand it's over.
577
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,920
How do you know your dad's screaming?
578
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,760
Don't you dare do this, Beth.
579
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,120
You get up, get up.
580
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,040
She's just recently
had a heart transplant.
581
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,360
Beth, don't do this, please.
582
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:50,360
I love you.
583
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,520
You get back there and you get up.
584
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,360
I could stay here with you.
585
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,080
I don't want you to stay with me.
586
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,480
Yes, you do.
587
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,640
Yes, I do, but I want to be a good dad,
588
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,760
so I am telling you, you
get over there and fight.
589
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,040
Please, please, Beth, don't do this.
590
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,720
You want me to go back?
591
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,000
It'll make me so unhappy
if you don't go back.
592
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,040
Life's pretty good, it's better
than good, it's wonderful.
593
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,120
I want you to have a wonderful life.
594
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,200
Okay.
595
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,240
Um, any advice?
596
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,280
Dad advice?
597
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,960
You've only got seconds.
598
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:33,880
You have got to go.
599
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,160
You could say something.
600
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,080
All right, very quickly, dad advice.
601
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,840
When you first embark--
602
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,680
I'm the father, I'll do the wisdom.
603
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,680
I'm just trying to help.
604
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,640
Oh, my God, Michael, just let him do it.
605
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,440
Your mum's an idiot.
606
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,760
I love you very much,
you're very beautiful,
607
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,000
don't trust boys, if you have
to trust boys trust Gary.
608
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,120
Your mum's an idiot.
609
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,720
Any problems, always talk to Marley.
610
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,160
Arsenal will always be
better than Chelsea.
611
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,720
Your mum's an idiot.
612
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,520
You had better go traveling.
613
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,920
Never listen to your mum because?
614
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,880
Because she's an idiot.
615
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,200
Always be generous, never be mean.
616
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
No-one likes a show-off.
617
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,040
Everyone likes bosoms.
618
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,080
Forget that, that's just me.
619
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,160
If you want to buy a Jag, buy an old one.
620
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,560
Giving is better than receiving.
621
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,280
Life and love are the best
things and you've got both
622
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,960
and I would have been a great dad.
623
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,760
You are a great dad.
624
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,800
Did I say your mum's an idiot?
625
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,640
Once or twice.
626
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,760
You'd better go.
627
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,360
I don't want to.
628
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,240
I don't want you to ever see me again.
629
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,360
I love you, Dad.
630
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,560
Well done, Adam.
631
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,360
Thanks.
632
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,160
You were right.
633
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,240
Good dad.
634
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,040
[gasps]
635
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,120
[coughs]
636
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,720
She's going to be okay.
637
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,040
Yeah.
638
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,200
Sorry about the letter and my mum.
639
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,240
What she said was wrong.
640
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,840
Oh, no, it's okay.
641
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,120
All the time Mum thought
you were after me,
642
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,000
I was after you.
643
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,400
What?
644
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,840
Oh, come on.
645
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,720
Since I was 11, you've been
Mrs Wise across the road.
646
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,120
With those legs.
647
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,000
Do you know what that
can do to a young boy?
648
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,840
What, these old things?
649
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,760
I used to lie alone in bed
at night, think of you and--
650
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,880
And?
651
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:48,920
And?
652
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,120
[Beth] Gary, Gary!
653
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,560
And what?
654
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,840
What were you saying about my,
er, my long, long, long legs?
655
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,400
Aww!
656
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,720
I think they make a lovely couple.
657
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,560
Yeah, Gary's a brave boy, isn't he?
658
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,200
Glad he met Beth.
659
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,160
Must be difficult for her, though.
660
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,840
I'm a hard act to follow.
661
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,080
Looks like they're
having a wonderful time.
662
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,880
When it's Spain, everybody enjoys Spain.
663
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,480
-We didn't.
-That wasn't my fault.
664
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,920
-Yes, it was.
-Well, yeah, it was, but--
665
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,720
Italy's nice.
666
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,320
You never went to Italy.
667
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,360
Not with you, no.
668
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,440
Oh, look, Beth's mum has
posted some new photos.
669
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,080
Oh, wow!
670
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,000
You really can have too much surgery.
671
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,760
Oh, can I help you, Mrs Hep?
672
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,520
It's actually rather a case
of can my nephew help you.
673
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,160
Now we're all aware of
your insatiable appetite
674
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,000
for young men and the
family are worried that
675
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,840
Alfie here is underachieving
with the girls,
676
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,800
so we thought.
677
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,120
Leave this to me, Marley.
678
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,000
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