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Kev, Kev, Kev...
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- Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev, Kev...
- Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil...
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- Oh!
- Seven in a row!
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That's seven for Kevin!
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We're in Seventh Kevin, baby!
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Hey, one more and that's a sweep, son,
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and that means
a naked lap for you, Neil!
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God, not again.
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Patty, what do you care?
You're my sister.
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You used to change my diapers.
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Which is weird 'cause you're
three years older than me.
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- Come on.
- Alright. Watch this.
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- Kev... Aah!
- Larry Bird!
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I mean, sorry, Mom.
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Neil, what is our one house rule?
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Yankees suck.
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No. Don't call me Mom.
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And, yes, of course, Yankees suck.
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Well, this looks fun.
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This is practice.
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Can't lose the beer pong tournament
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at our anniversary party.
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Okay, yes, well, about the party.
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- I've been thinking...
- Oh.
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- Man.
- No!
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That maybe, instead of a rager,
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we could celebrate our 10th anniversary
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with something more... adult.
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- Like a threesome?
- Like a threesome?
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Um, no. No.
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Like, maybe a-a grown-up
dinner together.
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I mean, we are 35.
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Yeah, but you're lady 35 and I'm boy 35.
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What's the difference?
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Well, I'm just hitting my prime,
and you...
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Hmm?
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... are, too.
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Very quick. I think she bought it.
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Come on.
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You love the Anniversa-rager.
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You always say, "I don't want one!"
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But I know you have the best time
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- putting it together and...
- Oh!
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I do love a planning phase.
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That's my girl.
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Nothing says "party"
like your flowcharts.
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Alright.
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Let's get this all cleared up, okay?
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'Cause dinner's almost ready.
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- Oh, come on!
- I'm up next!
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No, see, this is why I call you "Mom."
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Guys, leave her alone, alright?
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Someone has to be responsible. Right?
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Thank you.
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Okay, babe, how about this...
How about next year,
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we will celebrate our
anniversary your way, 'kay?
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- Okay.
- Yoink.
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Game on!
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Game over! It's naked lap time, Neil!
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- Hey, babe.
- Yes?
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Can you grab us freshies?
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Allison, avert your eyes.
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I can't have you leaving Kevin for me.
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I'm fine!
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Ugh.
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Okay.
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I just stepped on a very large roach.
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Aw, no. Did you kill it?
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Worcester Harvest Fair has a
contest for biggest vermin.
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'Course we do.
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Next time, just, uh,
sweep 'im into your shoe.
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It was bigger than my shoe.
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God. I hope he had babies.
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Uh, what have I said about green stuff?
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It's garnish.
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On scrambled eggs and hot dogs?
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Yes.
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Uh. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.
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Yum.
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Ke... Mm. Kevin, when I bought you
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those Curt Schilling coasters,
you promised you'd use them.
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This coffee table's from Pottery Barn.
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Pottery Barn from
Goodwill is just Goodwill.
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It's like getting lobster
from McDonald's.
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It's the nicest thing
we have in this house.
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Uh, I think you're forgetting
about my Wade Boggs rookie card.
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No, I'm not.
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Hey. We've been here for 10 years now.
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Don't you think it's time
we take some of the money
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we've saved and invest in our future?
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Wade Boggs only appreciates.
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You never get that feeling that
maybe change wouldn't be so...
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Nope.
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Well, look at the time.
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You really should get...
really should get going.
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Aw. Man.
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Can't we switch places for the day?
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How'd that work?
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Well, uh, you can wear
a fat suit and install cable,
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and I can work at
the happiest place on Earth.
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- It's a liquor store.
- I know what I said.
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It's no fair that you get to work there
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while I have to watch my snobby boss
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- give the fiber optic job to Brenda.
- To Brenda.
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That job was mine.
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Well, it pays the same.
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You can't put a price on prestige.
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Tell that to Pottery Barn.
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Okay. Well, I'm gonna go
run some errands before work.
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Oh. Uh, hey, if you're looking
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for an anniversary gift idea for me,
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they make alcoholic snow cones now,
so, just an idea.
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I saw the note you left
on the bathroom mirror.
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You know that's permanent marker, right?
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Well, that's 'cause it's
a permanent reminder.
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And I'm sure you're wondering what
I'm gonna get you for the occasion,
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so tell Neil what to get
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- and he'll tell me. Okay.
- and he'll tell you.
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Love you.
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Love you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Pick up your trash.
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It's not that hard.
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No!
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Aah!
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Why would anyone put a trash can there
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in the first place?
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Ugh!
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It's yours if you want it.
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I don't think it's wanting
it enough that's the problem.
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Well, a new listing came in.
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I thought of you the minute I saw it.
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What?
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Sellers are motivated,
it's within the gates,
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but on the smaller side,
and you only need 5% down.
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Wow.
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That's, like, all our savings.
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10 years' worth just for a down payment?
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I don't think I could...
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Math is workable.
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Math is workable?
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Come on in, we'll do some crunching.
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I'll take your coat.
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Come on. Here.
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- Um, let me, um...
- Just a sec.
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Sorry.
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God, what the hell?
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Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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Oh, no. I just bit my tongue.
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- Can I...
- No, no.
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Just come in, and we can discuss the...
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You know what? It's... It's fine.
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'Cause I don't think this
actually would really make
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a lot of sense for us right now.
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Yeah.
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But you should really ice that.
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Hi. Excuse me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Um, could you tell me
what shade of red is right?
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I-It's my anniversary coming up,
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and I've always loved kind of
the classic red lip, you know?
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But when I try, I always choose
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the wrong shade of red
and end up looking trashy.
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With you? Impossible.
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- Come on.
- No, no.
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I think whatever you're
wearing now is perfect.
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I totally agree.
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This whole look really works for you.
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Yeah. Well, it's just tinted ChapStick.
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Well, you coulda told me.
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And a Powah Ball quick pick,
bonus numbah 11 for Edelman.
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And, uh, throw in a couple
of the wheel scratchers.
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My girl likes 'em.
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Allison.
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There's my girl. How are ya?
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Hey, D. I'm... I'm good. How are you?
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Eh, you know, better than
your Uncle Chuck with his back.
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They call it a slipped disc?
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More like it tripped down
three flights of stairs. But...
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what can you do, right?
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Physical therapy?
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Oh, sweetie, you got a little snag.
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Ooh. What's in the fancy bag?
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You bring your auntie something nice.
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Uh, no. It's for Kevin.
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I got him a watch for our anniversary.
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Mm. La-de-da.
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- What'd he get you?
- Nothing yet.
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He wants me to tell him what I want.
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Mm. Good man.
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O-Our first anniversary,
Chuck got me running shoes.
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Yeah. Can you imagine?
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These knees don't run.
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Don't make men guess.
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Tell him you want a Dyson
or a Pandora's bracelet.
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Well, I-I don't want any of that.
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Sign of a good life.
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Hmm?
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You got lucky, honey.
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Mm?
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We both did.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Kevin?
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- Present.
- Oh, good, you're home.
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- I'm home and I'm screwed.
- Uh-huh.
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Word of the party got around work.
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All the way up to Bossman Harrison.
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Now he's coming and he cannot hang.
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I found what I want for our anniversary.
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I told you to tell Neil.
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I did. He's crying next door.
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Happy anniversary.
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What's this?
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We're moving!
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Okay, so we need to get a credit report
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and fill out an application.
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And you paid off that student
loan a while back, right?
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Why would I pay it back if
you never went to college?
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- Because you still used it.
- Yeah.
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To invest in Neil's Hooters
for Butts business.
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Ah, yes. Only a matter of time
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till you see that back-end.
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Can you, uh, hand me the tablet?
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Why are you doing that?
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Well, ladies always do it in the movies,
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and I wanted to feel fancy.
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Kev, this is fancy.
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Look, it's got granite
countertops and a mudroom.
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We could be Amherst Gates
residents in one month.
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It's great, babe. It is.
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But, I mean...
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do we have to go?
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Can't some things just
stay the same anymore?
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We've saved for so long.
We can cover the down payment.
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We can own a home.
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Is it really that much
better than this place?
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It's not about the house, you know?
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It's a fresh start.
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We can be everything we always wanted.
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I don't know
what else we could be, but...
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but okay.
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Okay.
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What Allison wants, Allison gets.
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Good.
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'Cause I've already made
an appointment at the bank
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first thing Monday
morning after the party.
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Ah. What party?
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It's useless now that High
and Mighty Harrison is coming.
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Being around him is constant work.
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Oh, you say the same thing
about shoes with laces.
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I don't even see the point
of a party anymore.
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Oh, God.
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I've lost the will to rage!
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What is there even to live for anymore?
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Oh.
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Look at that closet space.
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Wow.
261
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,706
So much room for cleaning products.
262
00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:37,448
Oh, and that bedroom.
263
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,561
Ooh, I never wanna leave that bedroom.
264
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:42,880
I can see us now.
265
00:15:42,911 --> 00:15:44,824
Lying in that bed.
266
00:15:44,849 --> 00:15:47,940
You're wearing some hot little thing.
267
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:50,198
I'm wearing...
268
00:15:50,223 --> 00:15:51,769
just a T-shirt.
269
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:57,159
And we can finally do that
thing you say we'll never do.
270
00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,261
We've had this discussion.
271
00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:02,975
Gotta embrace change, baby.
272
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:27,367
_
273
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:55,743
You know, we never got to
have parties in the seminary.
274
00:16:55,768 --> 00:16:58,374
So that's why you had to have
sex with nuns... the boredom.
275
00:16:58,719 --> 00:17:00,039
What can I say?
276
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:01,239
I got in the habit.
277
00:17:03,205 --> 00:17:04,815
Come on!
278
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,365
It was just one nun,
279
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,780
and please don't talk about
my parents having sex.
280
00:17:09,986 --> 00:17:11,426
I thought for a second you canceled.
281
00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:12,586
Ah. Never!
282
00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:14,395
I had one of my strokes of genius!
283
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,680
I wish I'd have those.
284
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,655
You know,
instead of the regular strokes.
285
00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,922
I realized, I spend
every Anniversa-rager
286
00:17:20,947 --> 00:17:22,022
putting out fires.
287
00:17:22,047 --> 00:17:24,515
That was one time,
and your eyebrows grew back.
288
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:27,495
Mr. Harrison is a tiny hiccup.
289
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,819
We just gotta keep
him away from our party.
290
00:17:29,844 --> 00:17:33,370
So, we're gonna have another fancy,
boring-person party
291
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:35,765
for him in the living room
that you get to throw.
292
00:17:36,145 --> 00:17:37,515
"Get to"?
293
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:40,251
You'll distract Harrison with wine
294
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,118
and tiny crackers in the living room,
295
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:43,780
and I'll take care of the real party.
296
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:45,427
Okay, but you really
think he's not gonna notice
297
00:17:45,451 --> 00:17:46,983
a party in the next room?
298
00:17:47,008 --> 00:17:50,061
We're having our party
in the backyard, Allison.
299
00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:53,608
Think of the kitchen as
a buffer between the two,
300
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,397
and you... you're the most
important part of the plan.
301
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:57,916
You're the gatekeeper.
302
00:17:57,941 --> 00:17:59,334
Like St. Peter.
303
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:00,665
But more judgmental.
304
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,720
I have always wanted to have
the boss over for dinner.
305
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:07,617
- It's what people do, right?
- Great.
306
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:10,035
Then since it's also your party,
307
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,189
you get to pick up the supplies.
308
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,853
"Get to"?
309
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:17,049
Okay, but if I do this,
you have to behave, okay?
310
00:18:17,074 --> 00:18:18,533
No liquor. Only beer.
311
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,592
We have that appointment at
the bank first thing tomorrow.
312
00:18:20,616 --> 00:18:23,158
Hey, I'll take it easy like
Sunday morning.
313
00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:24,541
- It's Monday morning.
- What?
314
00:18:24,566 --> 00:18:25,566
Huh?
315
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,577
Just don't go crazy, okay?
316
00:18:27,602 --> 00:18:28,877
We need the bank guy to believe
317
00:18:28,902 --> 00:18:31,297
that we're the kind of people
who deserve a new house.
318
00:18:31,322 --> 00:18:33,689
You're not actually moving, right?
319
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,636
This is like when you said
you were going back to school?
320
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:37,416
Or when you wanted to go to Paris?
321
00:18:38,178 --> 00:18:40,176
Yeah, we'll just kinda
all pretend it's happening
322
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:41,916
until you come to your senses?
323
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:43,768
Nope. You and your sister
324
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,478
are gonna have new neighbors to torture.
325
00:18:45,503 --> 00:18:47,226
It's happening, Neil.
326
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:51,346
Oh.
327
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:53,687
I don't want you to overreact...
328
00:18:53,712 --> 00:18:55,799
I'm dying inside!
329
00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,196
And outside!
330
00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:05,555
- Should we...
- I'm good.
331
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,415
Give me the lip stain in candy apple.
332
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,587
Please.
333
00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:50,251
_
334
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,962
Ugh.
335
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,085
Kevin?
336
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,439
Oh. Talk slower.
337
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,569
Okay.
338
00:19:58,594 --> 00:20:00,255
Please stop saying "meats."
339
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,892
Meats!
340
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,216
I just found out that
Mr. Harrison goes nuts
341
00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,155
for those fancy cheese and meat plates,
342
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,907
so I need you to pick one up.
343
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:09,841
Because I'm busy.
344
00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:12,790
I'm auditioning Tom Brady
look-alikes for the party.
345
00:20:16,102 --> 00:20:18,548
Tampa Bay is trash, man.
346
00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:21,321
People adore you here.
347
00:20:24,199 --> 00:20:26,361
You should've stayed.
348
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,632
Well, I had a great run
in New England, and I...
349
00:20:28,656 --> 00:20:30,442
Why does everybody leave?!
350
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:32,818
Neil, buddy, take it easy.
351
00:20:32,843 --> 00:20:34,618
We're gonna be okay.
352
00:20:35,097 --> 00:20:36,838
Meats and cheeses.
353
00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:51,151
Hey, honey.
354
00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:53,343
A smile looks nice on you.
355
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:55,508
Hey, you wanna see
if you pass inspection?
356
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:57,226
- No thanks.
- It's a joke. It's a joke.
357
00:20:57,251 --> 00:20:58,879
If you wanna party
in the back, though...
358
00:20:58,904 --> 00:20:59,945
No.
359
00:20:59,970 --> 00:21:02,187
I'm here all the time,
you change your mind.
360
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,180
Um, hi.
361
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:21,946
I was hoping to get
a coffee and that maybe
362
00:21:21,971 --> 00:21:23,689
you had a charcuterie plate.
363
00:21:23,714 --> 00:21:26,010
The charcuterie plate
is on our catering menu,
364
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,682
so you'd have to place those order...
365
00:21:28,598 --> 00:21:30,346
Shit. Shit.
366
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:32,907
Sam.
367
00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:34,375
Allie.
368
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,057
Hi.
369
00:21:36,082 --> 00:21:38,084
Thought I might see you at some point.
370
00:21:38,212 --> 00:21:40,061
- You look...
- No.
371
00:21:40,086 --> 00:21:41,424
Exactly the same.
372
00:21:42,857 --> 00:21:46,773
Uh, h... wh... You, uh, moved back?
373
00:21:47,013 --> 00:21:49,800
And you work at a diner?
374
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,525
Close. I moved back,
375
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:54,205
and I own a diner.
376
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:56,502
This is yours?
377
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,369
Okay.
378
00:21:58,394 --> 00:22:01,310
Oh, yeah, well,
I'm surprised I didn't recognize you.
379
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:04,119
Well, market research
shows people in New England
380
00:22:04,144 --> 00:22:06,572
like diners where they think
a white lady cooks the food.
381
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:10,212
Doesn't market research also show that
382
00:22:10,237 --> 00:22:12,390
Worcester is not the best
place to open a yuppie diner?
383
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,479
You'd be surprised.
384
00:22:13,504 --> 00:22:14,897
Worcester's an up-and-coming city.
385
00:22:14,922 --> 00:22:16,914
- No, it's not.
- No, it's not.
386
00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:18,900
Oh.
387
00:22:19,348 --> 00:22:20,962
But I wanted to come back.
388
00:22:20,987 --> 00:22:23,468
But why? You got out.
389
00:22:23,493 --> 00:22:26,219
- You got to live in New York City.
- Well, Syracuse.
390
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,397
Okay, well, a New York city.
391
00:22:31,064 --> 00:22:33,430
So, what'd I miss the last 15 years?
392
00:22:33,462 --> 00:22:35,073
In Worcester?
393
00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:37,057
Um...
394
00:22:37,082 --> 00:22:38,562
oh.
395
00:22:38,587 --> 00:22:41,016
There were, like,
three new traffic plans
396
00:22:41,041 --> 00:22:42,914
for Kelly Square that you missed out on.
397
00:22:42,939 --> 00:22:45,594
- So... condolences.
- Mm.
398
00:22:45,619 --> 00:22:47,839
I must be crazy coming back here.
399
00:22:47,864 --> 00:22:50,961
Yeah. So, um, why did you?
400
00:22:50,986 --> 00:22:54,008
Kinda just pulls you back.
401
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:56,469
Yeah. I get it.
402
00:22:57,512 --> 00:23:00,037
Uh, so, how long you been back,
and where you staying?
403
00:23:00,062 --> 00:23:03,370
Well, uh, Jenn's parents
are still in their old house.
404
00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:04,700
Right.
405
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,224
We're actually renovating a place
406
00:23:06,249 --> 00:23:07,729
down near the old water tower.
407
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,929
Ah.
408
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:10,625
Happy for you.
409
00:23:11,797 --> 00:23:14,492
Okay. Um, well, I'm gonna get going.
410
00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:16,314
Hold on. I can make that
charcuterie plate for you.
411
00:23:16,338 --> 00:23:17,838
- Don't worry about it.
- I don't mind. Really, I'm...
412
00:23:17,862 --> 00:23:19,485
I can take care of it.
413
00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:22,473
But thank you.
414
00:23:36,176 --> 00:23:37,743
Hmm.
415
00:23:37,768 --> 00:23:39,649
I shoulda known you'd be
trouble when you tried
416
00:23:39,674 --> 00:23:41,588
to drop your accent in high school.
417
00:23:51,686 --> 00:23:53,246
Meats.
418
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:01,567
- Hey.
- Hey.
419
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:04,981
What?
420
00:24:06,102 --> 00:24:07,669
Nothing.
421
00:24:20,383 --> 00:24:22,472
Wow. Some party.
422
00:24:22,497 --> 00:24:24,019
Uh, it's...
423
00:24:24,044 --> 00:24:25,220
elegant.
424
00:24:25,253 --> 00:24:27,559
- It's understated.
- It's dead.
425
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,224
Can't you get some of the people
from outside to come in here?
426
00:24:30,248 --> 00:24:31,352
I could use a few bodies.
427
00:24:31,377 --> 00:24:33,728
Babe, it's our anniversary.
428
00:24:33,753 --> 00:24:35,079
Of course I'm not gonna ask my friends
429
00:24:35,103 --> 00:24:36,410
to come to this lame thing.
430
00:24:37,237 --> 00:24:38,753
You can ask some of your dad's friends.
431
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,973
No, no, no. They're outside
revving up the tattoo gun.
432
00:24:41,909 --> 00:24:44,137
This whole event is a
finely tuned machine.
433
00:24:44,162 --> 00:24:45,278
Why are you trying to mess with it?
434
00:24:45,302 --> 00:24:47,935
I'm anxious. We have to be up early.
435
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,173
I'm already thinking about cleanup.
436
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:51,111
So, we're having a party
and you're thinking
437
00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:52,707
about cleaning up?
438
00:24:52,732 --> 00:24:55,377
I always forget mental
illness runs in your family.
439
00:24:57,689 --> 00:24:59,457
I brought the name tags.
440
00:24:59,482 --> 00:25:01,701
I'm pretty sure we already
know each other's names.
441
00:25:01,726 --> 00:25:03,119
- "Kelvin"?
- Yeah.
442
00:25:03,144 --> 00:25:05,320
Kevin McRoberts has some complaints
443
00:25:05,345 --> 00:25:07,144
on the ol' cable company record,
444
00:25:07,169 --> 00:25:09,214
so when Bossman Harrison got hired,
445
00:25:09,239 --> 00:25:12,855
I introduced myself as Kelvin McLoberts.
446
00:25:14,944 --> 00:25:17,225
Hey, no permanent marker
on the coffee table.
447
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,706
- This is from Pottery...
- Goodwill.
448
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:20,579
It's Pottery Barn.
449
00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:23,260
I gotta get outside, control the flow.
450
00:25:23,285 --> 00:25:25,799
I can't be stuck in here waiting
for my pain-in-the-ass boss,
451
00:25:25,824 --> 00:25:27,888
Mr. H-Harrison.
452
00:25:27,913 --> 00:25:29,064
Welcome.
453
00:25:29,089 --> 00:25:32,533
We were just discussing a new TV show.
454
00:25:32,558 --> 00:25:33,995
"Ass Boss."
455
00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:38,376
- Kelvin.
- Whoa.
456
00:25:38,401 --> 00:25:39,705
Geez.
457
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:41,727
Haven't had something this
fancy since communion.
458
00:25:41,752 --> 00:25:42,971
Oh.
459
00:25:42,996 --> 00:25:45,556
Mr. Harrison, so glad you could come.
460
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:46,674
Mrs. McLoberts.
461
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:48,408
Strong handshake from a little lady.
462
00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:50,846
Most women develop osteoporosis by 50.
463
00:25:50,871 --> 00:25:52,127
Good for you.
464
00:25:52,152 --> 00:25:53,652
50? I'm not even close.
465
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:56,003
Ooh, is that a charcuterie plate?
466
00:25:56,028 --> 00:25:57,283
It sure is.
467
00:25:58,068 --> 00:26:01,805
Oh, thank God.
You're needed outside ASAP.
468
00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:04,571
The Tom Bradys are saying they
can beat anyone at flip cup,
469
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,205
and they called you out by name.
470
00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:12,883
Mr. Harrison? Uh,
this is my neighbor Neil.
471
00:26:12,908 --> 00:26:16,446
Hi, I'm Kelvin's neighbor
and closest companion, Neil.
472
00:26:17,122 --> 00:26:18,808
He needs me to help him with a problem
473
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,008
in his house for a moment.
474
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:21,637
- His plumbing...
- Caught on fire.
475
00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:27,522
Yup. His plumbing caught on fire.
476
00:26:28,572 --> 00:26:30,776
The gas lines got tangled
up with the water pipes.
477
00:26:30,801 --> 00:26:32,063
It happens more than you think.
478
00:26:32,088 --> 00:26:34,344
Yeah. I should go deal with that.
479
00:26:34,369 --> 00:26:35,657
- Yeah.
- Now?
480
00:26:36,150 --> 00:26:37,783
'Cause the party just started.
481
00:26:37,808 --> 00:26:39,984
I know. But I'm needed elsewhere.
482
00:26:49,334 --> 00:26:51,511
It's nice to have good neighbors.
483
00:26:51,803 --> 00:26:53,461
Yeah.
484
00:26:55,950 --> 00:26:58,360
Well, uh, don't ruin your dinner.
485
00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:00,391
- I made quail.
- Oh.
486
00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:08,633
Can I just ask...
487
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:11,454
do you have a mudroom?
488
00:27:13,022 --> 00:27:14,555
I do.
489
00:27:15,139 --> 00:27:16,663
Great.
490
00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,047
I...
491
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:35,037
like your coffee table.
492
00:27:35,062 --> 00:27:36,680
Thank you.
493
00:27:44,217 --> 00:27:47,204
Can I get you a glass of wine?
494
00:27:47,229 --> 00:27:48,922
Alright.
495
00:27:49,023 --> 00:27:50,198
Great.
496
00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:52,024
I'll be right back.
497
00:28:26,433 --> 00:28:28,174
No, no, no. Where'd he go?
498
00:28:28,514 --> 00:28:30,357
- _
- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
499
00:28:32,221 --> 00:28:34,508
Guys, guys, be cool.
I don't think he's into this.
500
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:37,058
- What the hell?
- Gah!
501
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,776
- Kelvin, I never...
- I-It was Allison's idea!
502
00:28:41,801 --> 00:28:43,909
I never get to be one of the boys!
503
00:28:44,961 --> 00:28:46,137
Wait, what?
504
00:28:46,162 --> 00:28:48,122
Nobody invites me anywhere!
505
00:28:48,147 --> 00:28:50,177
People forget that behind the grandeur
506
00:28:50,202 --> 00:28:52,334
of "regional director of installation,"
507
00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:53,709
I'm just a man.
508
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:56,631
A man who likes
the simple things in life.
509
00:28:56,656 --> 00:28:58,749
Like shotgunning brewskies with guys
510
00:28:58,774 --> 00:29:00,811
who slightly resemble Tom Brady.
511
00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:03,084
He's my fourth cousin.
512
00:29:03,924 --> 00:29:05,990
Sure he is, bro.
513
00:29:06,207 --> 00:29:08,451
I knew you were gonna be a good time.
514
00:29:08,476 --> 00:29:10,473
That's why I made
sure Brenda invited you.
515
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:11,806
She didn't.
516
00:29:11,831 --> 00:29:13,246
She didn't invite me.
517
00:29:13,271 --> 00:29:14,425
Damn Brenda!
518
00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:16,136
Doesn't think I can hang.
519
00:29:16,733 --> 00:29:18,031
What?
520
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,753
Has she seen you do that?
521
00:29:20,878 --> 00:29:22,880
I'm so glad I made it.
522
00:29:22,905 --> 00:29:26,511
And now that the party's
finally getting good, thank God.
523
00:29:27,368 --> 00:29:28,997
Why don't you join us in the backyard?
524
00:29:29,022 --> 00:29:30,737
We can do another
beer bong hit out there.
525
00:29:30,762 --> 00:29:33,610
Uh, you think we can do it
with a nice Pinot this time?
526
00:29:33,635 --> 00:29:34,855
Sure.
527
00:30:28,756 --> 00:30:29,975
Everyone!
528
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,262
Everyone!
529
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:32,415
Listen up!
530
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,282
This has truly been my best party yet!
531
00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:38,066
Happy anniversary!
532
00:30:38,091 --> 00:30:40,050
Oh. Is it somebody's anniversary?
533
00:30:40,075 --> 00:30:42,188
- Congrats!
- Thank you!
534
00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:45,639
But I also wanna use my party
535
00:30:45,664 --> 00:30:49,579
to share some news about
a life-changing move.
536
00:30:49,604 --> 00:30:50,868
Where's Allison?
537
00:30:50,893 --> 00:30:52,863
Can we get Allison up here?
There she is.
538
00:30:52,888 --> 00:30:54,020
Come here, babe.
539
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,540
Come on up. Yeah, up here. Come on.
540
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:01,743
Uh, we both want to
thank you all for coming, uh,
541
00:31:01,768 --> 00:31:04,001
but especially Mr. Harrison.
542
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:05,993
- Yeah.
- Terry.
543
00:31:06,479 --> 00:31:08,837
Because Terry has just offered me
544
00:31:08,862 --> 00:31:11,118
the opportunity of a lifetime.
545
00:31:11,143 --> 00:31:16,719
Terry is moving me over
from cable to fiber optics.
546
00:31:17,065 --> 00:31:18,934
So, you know what that means.
547
00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:20,501
- No.
- Wait.
548
00:31:20,526 --> 00:31:22,508
- Are you saying...
- Oh, yes, Neil.
549
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,813
We decided we're staying.
550
00:31:24,838 --> 00:31:25,944
We did?
551
00:31:33,761 --> 00:31:36,297
I thought you said this
was from Pottery Barn.
552
00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:48,735
He's drunk. He's not
gonna remember this.
553
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,281
We're going, we're going, we're going,
we're going, we're going.
554
00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:58,236
Ow! God!
555
00:31:58,261 --> 00:31:59,714
Crap! Mother eff...
556
00:31:59,739 --> 00:32:01,533
- My God.
- Oh.
557
00:32:01,558 --> 00:32:03,687
Just swear.
558
00:32:03,712 --> 00:32:05,540
"Eff" is so much worse.
559
00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:10,841
You throwing a little tantrum out here?
560
00:32:10,866 --> 00:32:12,788
Just getting some fresh air.
561
00:32:12,813 --> 00:32:14,772
Oh. And the mailbox offended you.
562
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,962
Oh.
563
00:32:17,987 --> 00:32:19,296
It's a party.
564
00:32:19,321 --> 00:32:21,015
Not death row.
565
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,305
Do you ever think about
maybe trying to have
566
00:32:25,329 --> 00:32:27,171
just a little bit of fun?
567
00:32:27,732 --> 00:32:29,537
I'm not talking about
scoring crack or anything,
568
00:32:29,561 --> 00:32:33,405
but maybe indulge in a hard seltzer?
569
00:32:34,273 --> 00:32:35,753
I don't feel like celebrating.
570
00:32:35,778 --> 00:32:38,116
Oh, right. Silly me.
571
00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:41,319
We're all in mourning 'cause Barbie
lost out on her Dream House.
572
00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:43,433
It's not about the house!
573
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:47,351
I'm just s-so tired.
574
00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:49,929
Yeah. Who sleeps these days?
575
00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:51,956
Oh, Jesus, I mean mentally.
576
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:53,421
Aren't you?
577
00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,499
I wake up, I go to the salon,
578
00:32:56,524 --> 00:32:58,125
I come home,
I watch a game with the guys.
579
00:32:58,149 --> 00:33:00,460
In between,
there are a few Dunkie's coffees
580
00:33:00,485 --> 00:33:02,116
and a pack of menthols.
581
00:33:02,141 --> 00:33:03,632
You're okay with that?
582
00:33:03,762 --> 00:33:06,077
Everyone knows what their
life's gonna look like in 10,
583
00:33:06,102 --> 00:33:07,444
20 years.
584
00:33:08,124 --> 00:33:11,062
Pretending things'll change is
how they sell washing machines.
585
00:33:12,135 --> 00:33:14,614
I'm just... I'm tired of trying.
586
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:18,760
I feel like nothing I do is ever enough.
587
00:33:20,942 --> 00:33:26,582
I really think if I could start
over and go somewhere else
588
00:33:26,607 --> 00:33:28,174
and just do everything right this time,
589
00:33:28,199 --> 00:33:30,257
I can finally be...
590
00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:33,273
like, done.
591
00:33:35,159 --> 00:33:36,768
Is that insane?
592
00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:44,470
You know how many people
come to my salon every week
593
00:33:44,495 --> 00:33:46,921
thinking a perm will
solve all their problems?
594
00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,249
I mean...
595
00:33:50,056 --> 00:33:51,984
maybe you're insane,
596
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,335
but you're not alone.
597
00:33:57,492 --> 00:34:00,543
Calling me crazy is
the nicest you ever been to me.
598
00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:02,994
You're welcome.
599
00:34:05,405 --> 00:34:08,279
But this isn't just a perm.
600
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,905
I'm not giving up on this. I can't.
601
00:34:11,065 --> 00:34:13,191
I can get Kevin to that
bank tomorrow morning.
602
00:34:13,216 --> 00:34:15,001
I-I don't care if he's still
603
00:34:15,026 --> 00:34:17,613
taking pulls off a handle of tequila.
604
00:34:18,512 --> 00:34:21,684
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I know how to work Kevin.
605
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,316
He's capable of stuff.
606
00:34:23,341 --> 00:34:25,729
Like how I got him to
remember our anniversary.
607
00:34:25,754 --> 00:34:28,301
You just have to make him
think that it's his idea.
608
00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:30,772
- You know? We can still...
- Jesus, Allison.
609
00:34:32,293 --> 00:34:33,597
What?
610
00:34:33,622 --> 00:34:35,936
Come on. Wake the hell up.
611
00:34:36,479 --> 00:34:38,116
There's no "we" in there.
612
00:34:39,128 --> 00:34:41,217
What the hell do you know?
613
00:34:41,764 --> 00:34:43,748
Nobody thinks that we're leaving,
but I promise you...
614
00:34:43,772 --> 00:34:45,339
The account's empty.
615
00:34:48,366 --> 00:34:50,201
What?
616
00:34:50,637 --> 00:34:53,248
The weekly savings thing.
617
00:34:54,401 --> 00:34:56,209
It's gone.
618
00:34:57,566 --> 00:34:59,327
That's not possible, 'cause I was there
619
00:34:59,352 --> 00:35:01,076
when we opened the account.
620
00:35:01,759 --> 00:35:05,397
Like 10 years ago, and then you
let him keep track of the money.
621
00:35:05,422 --> 00:35:07,241
'Cause I'm bad with money.
622
00:35:07,364 --> 00:35:09,420
You think he's better?
623
00:35:10,173 --> 00:35:12,166
Come on. How many times a week
624
00:35:12,191 --> 00:35:13,538
does a package come to this house?
625
00:35:13,562 --> 00:35:14,845
All you gotta do is pay attention.
626
00:35:14,869 --> 00:35:16,562
He wouldn't go into that account.
627
00:35:19,148 --> 00:35:21,785
A few years ago,
he got into some hot water
628
00:35:21,810 --> 00:35:24,295
trading fake sports memorabilia.
629
00:35:25,522 --> 00:35:29,656
He asked Neil for money,
who of course came to me.
630
00:35:30,774 --> 00:35:32,535
He said you have nothing.
631
00:35:35,539 --> 00:35:37,631
But we were gonna leave...
632
00:35:39,499 --> 00:35:40,499
Start over.
633
00:35:40,524 --> 00:35:42,892
He said that things were gonna change.
634
00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:52,128
They were never gonna change.
635
00:35:55,647 --> 00:35:57,385
They're never gonna change.
636
00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:07,167
Oh. I'm sorry.
637
00:36:08,436 --> 00:36:10,045
Fuck!
638
00:36:57,472 --> 00:36:59,290
Gah!
639
00:37:04,151 --> 00:37:06,244
That's littering, sweetie.
640
00:37:06,841 --> 00:37:08,588
You can get in trouble for that.
641
00:37:22,016 --> 00:37:24,907
I'm a bad driver. I've accepted that.
642
00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:27,805
I'm a bad driver with
split ends and an overbite.
643
00:37:31,764 --> 00:37:33,242
Ah.
644
00:37:34,436 --> 00:37:36,437
When my husband's in
the car with me, he says,
645
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:39,336
"Oh, you shouldn't drive so slow.
646
00:37:39,361 --> 00:37:41,335
Oh, don't let so many people
pull out in front of you.
647
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:43,546
Uh, you should use your horn more."
648
00:37:44,686 --> 00:37:46,276
I get nervous behind the wheel,
649
00:37:46,301 --> 00:37:48,609
and driving's all about confidence.
650
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,724
So, that's why I'm not
a good driver.
651
00:37:51,749 --> 00:37:53,012
I'm a bad driver.
652
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:57,656
But, you know, I've been thinking.
653
00:37:58,973 --> 00:38:01,279
I've never been in an accident.
654
00:38:01,533 --> 00:38:05,166
And I can drive stick,
I can parallel park,
655
00:38:05,191 --> 00:38:06,702
I can merge, and, you know,
656
00:38:06,727 --> 00:38:11,084
I actually think that
I actually used to enjoy driving.
657
00:38:13,530 --> 00:38:15,445
Oh, I like this.
658
00:38:18,185 --> 00:38:20,963
But we have one car,
and he doesn't have to share it.
659
00:38:20,988 --> 00:38:22,575
He doesn't have to share anything.
660
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,296
He gets me all to himself,
661
00:38:24,321 --> 00:38:25,930
'cause I never went back to school,
662
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,647
and he says that's
'cause I never finish things.
663
00:38:27,671 --> 00:38:30,674
But do I never finish things,
664
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,048
or does he take them from me?
665
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,943
Am I bad at driving,
or does he want the car?
666
00:38:40,929 --> 00:38:43,372
As long as I had
this thing... this just...
667
00:38:43,397 --> 00:38:46,008
Like, this image of what I...
668
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:49,013
What we could be,
I had something to hope for.
669
00:38:49,038 --> 00:38:52,691
But now I try to picture
anything good, and...
670
00:38:59,244 --> 00:39:00,745
Like, what the hell
are you supposed to do
671
00:39:00,769 --> 00:39:02,616
if you can't close your
eyes and picture a future
672
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,413
where everything's okay?
673
00:39:04,438 --> 00:39:06,314
Because dreaming's
useless with him around,
674
00:39:06,339 --> 00:39:08,303
so, what, do I just go numb?
675
00:39:09,406 --> 00:39:12,116
Oh, yeah, that'll happen.
That shit's real pure.
676
00:39:12,431 --> 00:39:13,701
What?
677
00:39:15,783 --> 00:39:16,897
No.
678
00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,195
You aren't listening.
679
00:39:19,071 --> 00:39:21,506
I'm a... I'm a customer,
680
00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:24,545
and you couldn't be bothered
just to pay attention?
681
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:27,856
Is the sound of my
voice impossible to hear?
682
00:39:27,881 --> 00:39:30,798
'Cause if you're having trouble,
I can go louder, you dick!
683
00:39:30,841 --> 00:39:32,408
Aah!
684
00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:33,559
What the hell, lady?!
685
00:39:33,584 --> 00:39:34,788
Oh, my God.
686
00:39:34,813 --> 00:39:37,022
Oh, shit, Marcus,
that bitch bitch-slapped you.
687
00:39:37,047 --> 00:39:38,919
Oh, I am so sorry.
688
00:39:41,167 --> 00:39:42,952
No, you know what?
689
00:39:42,977 --> 00:39:44,585
I'm not sorry.
690
00:39:45,212 --> 00:39:46,823
The hell with that. I deserve...
691
00:39:46,848 --> 00:39:48,319
Oh! I'm sorry.
692
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,569
Sorry.
693
00:39:50,259 --> 00:39:52,360
You should really ice that.
694
00:40:05,789 --> 00:40:07,249
Wow.
695
00:40:08,077 --> 00:40:10,241
Kevin thought you were out for a run.
696
00:40:10,428 --> 00:40:12,639
What the hell have you been doing?
697
00:40:12,664 --> 00:40:14,569
Um, I was sort of running.
698
00:40:15,473 --> 00:40:16,764
Why are we talking like this?
699
00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:19,075
Kevin's in the kitchen.
He's gonna surprise you.
700
00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:21,194
With what?
701
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,866
Hold on.
702
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:25,117
Oh.
703
00:40:25,142 --> 00:40:27,288
Oh. Caught me.
704
00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:29,335
I, uh, had a bit of a rough morning
705
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,999
and I needed a few jelly Munchkins.
706
00:40:33,299 --> 00:40:37,104
So, um, did you tell him
I know about the account?
707
00:40:37,129 --> 00:40:39,307
Tell Kevin I ratted him out? Come on.
708
00:40:39,332 --> 00:40:41,822
He had a feud with the mail
woman and got her deported.
709
00:40:43,415 --> 00:40:44,822
Yeah.
710
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,752
That's why you waited years to tell me?
711
00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:51,765
Hey.
712
00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:55,236
Are you okay?
713
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,214
I have no idea.
714
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:05,986
Uh... babe, I'm sorry I passed out
715
00:41:06,011 --> 00:41:07,791
in your rose bushes last night.
716
00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:10,213
We don't have rose bushes.
717
00:41:10,939 --> 00:41:12,700
Well, where'd you pass out?
718
00:41:12,725 --> 00:41:14,244
'Cause you look...
719
00:41:15,132 --> 00:41:16,885
wonderful.
720
00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,885
Very quick. I think she bought it.
721
00:41:20,490 --> 00:41:21,838
This looks fun.
722
00:41:21,863 --> 00:41:24,393
Yeah, well,
I know I had too much liquor last night,
723
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:27,465
and when I woke up with
rose thorns in my tongue,
724
00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:29,363
I realized you're right.
725
00:41:29,388 --> 00:41:31,369
It's time to grow up. I gotta change.
726
00:41:31,394 --> 00:41:33,768
So, no more Anniversa-ragers.
727
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,517
Wow.
728
00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:38,409
I decided that we should
celebrate your way,
729
00:41:38,434 --> 00:41:40,424
do what you wanted this whole time...
730
00:41:40,449 --> 00:41:42,329
- A boring dinner.
- A grown-up dinner!
731
00:41:42,362 --> 00:41:44,157
A grown-up dinner.
732
00:41:44,182 --> 00:41:45,908
In the morning.
733
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:48,213
Wait. If this is dinner,
734
00:41:48,238 --> 00:41:50,041
that means beers are fair game.
735
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:55,291
Neil, ideas like that are
why I keep you around.
736
00:41:55,316 --> 00:41:57,025
Allison, you mind?
737
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,665
And, babe, uh, about moving?
738
00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:03,236
You know, that money in the bank is...
739
00:42:03,261 --> 00:42:06,233
It's only gonna grow,
and if you pick up a few more shifts
740
00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:08,159
at the package store,
we're gonna be able to move
741
00:42:08,183 --> 00:42:10,260
wherever your little heart desires.
742
00:42:10,285 --> 00:42:13,631
What Allison wants, Allison gets.
743
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:31,784
Shit, Kevin!
744
00:42:31,809 --> 00:42:34,434
Kevin! What did you do?!
745
00:42:52,742 --> 00:42:54,082
What?
746
00:42:55,044 --> 00:42:57,481
You... broke it.
747
00:43:00,609 --> 00:43:03,376
Whoa! Ms. Hercules over here!
748
00:43:04,471 --> 00:43:05,820
Is that blood?
749
00:43:05,845 --> 00:43:07,176
It doesn't mean you get to be moody.
750
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,338
You already used that
excuse once this month.
751
00:43:11,427 --> 00:43:12,613
I'll be fine.
752
00:43:12,638 --> 00:43:15,160
Honey, go bandage that hand.
753
00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:16,969
We still got dinner at breakfast,
754
00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:19,392
and I can't wait to see
what you're gonna cook.
755
00:43:39,207 --> 00:43:42,207
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