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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK, "GIRL IN
RED"]
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Another Sunday morning, hey
look where I am-- waking up
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with you like it's my religion.
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I don't truly trust you,
but you run a good scam,
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and I'm walking
into danger like--
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You know what would be
a good color on you?
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What?
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I think this would
be really nice.
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What I really want is
another one of these shirts.
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There's only one problem.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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Something--
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The fabric makes me smell.
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I don't know what's going on.
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[SNIFFS]
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Umm--
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[SNIFFS] I don't know.
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It's strange, right?
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That's really strange.
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Smell me.
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Smell me.
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I think it's either
the shirt or it's me.
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I don't-- you know, I just--
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I think I heard the phone ring.
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I'll be right back, OK?
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OK.
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All right, I'll try that on.
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Smell me?
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[DING]
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Mackenzie, Todd Sharp here.
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I just had a quick question
about the awards banquet.
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We have you down
for just one seat.
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I'm thinking this
might be a mistake,
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so just give me a call at
your earliest convenience
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so we can straighten that out.
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Thanks.
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Smell me.
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OK.
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Right?
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[SNIFFS] It's there.
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Oh, I do smell something.
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Yeah, but, I don't
think it's B.O.
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It isn't?
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No, it's much more
culinary than that.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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And you have massive camel toe.
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I just don't know
what it is today.
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People are grossing me out.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think this is yours.
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I ordered mayo.
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Oh God, and my rash is back.
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You need to go to the
doctor about that.
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Oh, you know my
family doesn't see
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any doctor except cosmetically.
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Oh, I had genital warts
a few months back,
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and I literally meditated
until I healed myself.
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You still have genital warts.
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Maybe.
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Stay away from me.
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Hi, sorry.
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Hi.
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Do you have a second?
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Yeah, of course.
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I need a dress for
a dinner tonight.
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OK.
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It's with some people I
haven't seen in a while.
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And it's nothing fancy,
but I've lost some weight,
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and nothing really fits.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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OK.
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Well, OK, that's pretty.
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This could work.
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Yeah.
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You think the fit's OK?
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Yeah, I think it's sweet.
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[BRIEF GIGGLE] I don't know.
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I feel like it's a little
like wide there, you know?
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Like it makes me look
a little pregnant.
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You don't look pregnant at all.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Wait, you could totally
have taken in right here.
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OK.
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Why don't you try on something
else if you're not loving this?
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Yeah, I think I want
to try on that skirt
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that you put in there.
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Yeah.
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This is kind of fun.
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Yeah, it's--
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Where are you from originally?
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I'm from Texas.
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Oh really?
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Yeah.
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[NAUSEOUS SOUND]
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What brought you from
New York from Texas?
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[COUGH] Um, I'm a writer?
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I'm a writer.
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What brought you to New York?
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Oh, just school, and then I
just kind of didn't leave.
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I'm kind of worried I'm gonna--
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will it fit or something.
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Oh, OK.
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Sorry.
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Here, could you just--
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Yeah.
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See if it's-- I don't wanna--
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I can like hold it for you.
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Oh, you want me to zip it?
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I just-- I have a--
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I don't want to break
anything or mess it up.
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OK.
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Here, I'll hold it If
you'll just zip it.
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I'll zip it.
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I can zip it.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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That's really good.
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[BRIEF GIGGLE]
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You look really pretty.
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I think I like this
one even better.
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Oh, good.
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You look great.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, it's a really pretty.
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Oh--
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I'm sorry.
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[SNIFFS] Sorry, I just--
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I feel really--
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It's OK.
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--pretty, and I haven't been
anywhere in a long time where I
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don't feel like
sick, or gross, or--
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Oh, god, I'm so sorry.
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[STRONG EXHALE] It's OK, sorry.
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[GIGGLE] Sorry.
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[STRONG EXHALE]
All right, thanks.
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You've made me
feel really pretty.
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Is it weird if I
hug you right now?
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Mmm--
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Sorry, I just--
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Yeah--
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[DROPS]
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Thank you so much for
making me feel pretty.
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Uh-huh.
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How much is this?
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Um, oh, that's $640.
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Oh, god, I can't afford that.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Take it off?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[GIGGLES]
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[WHISPERING] Cassidy, help me.
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What?
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She's got one of those,
like, outdoor porta-pott--
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I don't know, but it's
been leaking, and I can't.
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Mack, she has cancer.
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People with cancer get a pass.
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No, I know that, and I
agree most of the time,
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but she's literally
leaking all over thousands
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of dollars worth of--
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Cancer!
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Thank you so much.
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It's a little more than I
want to spend, but thank you.
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Oh my gosh, no problem.
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Good luck with the
writing career.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Bye, guys.
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Bye.
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Awww.
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I smell like a porta-potty.
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Like a-- like a nursing home.
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Just stop.
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You know what might
make you feel better?
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Now you may have noticed that
I've been a little distracted
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the past few days.
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Just the past few days?
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And it's because I've been
working on a surprise for you.
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And with the help of
Jumpstarter and our customers,
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we have raised the
money to fly you
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home to see your
grandmother while she dies.
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Help Mack see her grandma--
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I'm going to get to go see her?
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Yeah.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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[TONE CHANGE] Oh my god.
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You said that I had--
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I have Parkinson's?
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And that I was severely
molested as a child?
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I had to have my leg amputated?
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My family is not that poor.
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Jesus, this is all lies.
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Any pick-ups today, ladies?
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She is so excited.
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Wait he knows-- you
know about this?
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Of course.
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I donated.
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You donated?
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$1,000.
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Yeah, and I've just got to
say, it's incredibly brave
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of you-- working
with people the way
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that you do, especially after
the things you've been through.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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Surprise!
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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK, "GIRL IN
RED"]
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Another Sunday
morning, hey look where
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I am-- waking up with you,
like it's my religion.
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I don't truly trust you--
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That's a good picture.
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He has three kids at home.
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I know.
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You never know from
looking my true IQ,
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but a girl can't think
under these conditions.
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Though it's not
exactly what I had in
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mind when I rubbed the
lamp and made the wishes.
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I bet you've got eyes in the
back of your head, the better
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to watch while I'm mislead.
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You're the big bad wolf,
I'm the girl in red!
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Better pick up those feet, cuz
the wolf's hot on your heels,
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but it's hard to outrun
someone who jumps the gun.
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Go ahead--
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Can you see my fanny
in these pants?
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You can see all my
fanny in these pants.
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What do you think?
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Yeah, you're-- it's good.
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Um, it's good.
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[SIGH]
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And even though I know I
shouldn't, I do it anyway.
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And even though I
see right through it,
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I know you'll have your way.
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