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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK, "GIRL IN
RED"]
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(SINGING) Another
Sunday morning,
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look where I am, waking up
with you like it's my religion.
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I don't truly trust you,
but you run a good scam,
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and I'm walking into danger
like a New York pigeon.
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You never know from looking--
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This is a beautiful dress.
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It looked beautiful on her.
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What's the occasion?
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Her husband died.
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Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
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Thank you.
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Mackenzie's
grandmother is dying.
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Oh, sorry to hear that.
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Thank you.
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Which do you think is worse,
having someone die in a freak
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accident, like being thrown
through a faultily-installed
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windshield, or watching them
slowly suffer and drift away?
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Excuse me?
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I think they're just different.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Have a better day.
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So, are you going to
go see your grandmother
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before it's too late?
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No, I don't think so.
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Not enough money?
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Nope.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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Nope.
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OK.
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Because when my first
exotic bird died--
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Nope.
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[CRYING]
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to take
a picture and I
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have to have it in by
the end of the day.
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Be careful.
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I know two guys who were
raped on E-Harmony dates.
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What?
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Yeah.
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I didn't know guys could get
raped either, but they can.
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And I've been working on
my sexual communication
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just in case.
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Is this OK?
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Are you doing OK?
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Cassidy, I'm not trying
to join E-Harmony.
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I just have to get a picture
into this playwright grant
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thing.
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They do this website with
these embarrassing pictures
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in the bios and--
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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Impressive.
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Right?
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Hey, will you take
a picture of me?
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No, I am not a
professional photographer.
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No, it doesn't have to
be professional, Cass.
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Look, honestly, it's--
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No!
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This is not a joke like
my bone marrow donations,
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this is serious.
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I mean, isn't this
important to you?
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Don't you want to show
them it's important to you
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by having quality
professional photos?
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OK.
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Yeah, no, you're right.
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What do you suggest?
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Well, I know this guy.
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We hooked up at a Bar
Mitzvah forever ago and now
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he takes pictures
of celebrities.
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And he's not going to
mind coming in here
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and taking pictures of me?
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No.
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I let him finger me,
he totally owes me.
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OK.
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Yeah, and I wasn't moist,
so it was really painful.
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Oh, perfect!
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He'll be here after we close.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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You see, I really just
need the perfect dress,
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because I showed up to
prom last year wearing
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the same dress at Matty
Cain and it was ridiculous.
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OK, OK bye.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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No, no, no.
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We open at 11:00,
we'll see you then.
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Bye.
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But what about--
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Thank you, bye.
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Oh my god.
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I can't.
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She was the worst.
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I can't.
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Hi.
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Photographer?
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Cassidy, is he homeless?
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No he's from Brooklyn.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Thank you for coming.
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Do you want to just get started?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa.
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You're not taking pictures
like This Oh my god.
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Lance, give us a minute.
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Can I smoke in here?
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OK, now first off, smize.
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Secondly, broken doll.
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Broken doll.
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Broken doll.
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I mean, Tyra might have stolen
from my uncle's Christmas party
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two years in a row, but
that bitch knows her stuff.
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OK, are you ready?
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Oh.
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OK, well you don't think I gay?
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OK, but seriously, on a scale
of one to Ellen Degeneres,
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I look--
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do I look like Ellen Degeneres?
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Who?
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What.
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OK fine, you got me.
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But everybody has a
thing and your look
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was just too ambiguous.
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I mean, people might have
thought you were straight.
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I am straight.
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Whatever you say.
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No I am, I'm straight.
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You have to play
up your strengths.
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Gay wins pity votes,
think about Anne Frank.
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Anne Frank wasn't gay.
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Exactly.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh, I thought about
that, but I thought
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you'd be more comfortable
going gay than evangelical.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Shit, what time is it?
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Shit, my grandmother and I
are supposed to Facetime.
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Oh, pick up, pick up,
pick up, she might die.
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Hi Grandma, how are you?
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Hi.
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You look so good,
how are you feeling?
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I'm doing OK.
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I have some good
days and bad days.
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Oh that's good.
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Hey, is mom there?
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Hi, Mom.
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You look--
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Hi, Grandmother Barker.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Oh, that's not a big deal.
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Cassidy, stop.
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Sorry Grandma.
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What, I just want to say hello.
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No, I understand.
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I think I should
get to meet her.
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No, no, no.
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Who is that, baby?
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Who is that?
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It's Cassidy, Grandma.
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I work with her.
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Say hi, Cassidy.
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Hello.
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Well hi, how are you?
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I am so good.
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She live with you?
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No, she doesn't live with
me, we just work together.
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We're not even really friends.
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OK Grandma, I'm going
to let you go, OK?
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All right, I want
you to get some rest.
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OK.
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OK, I love you.
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I love you too.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Bye.
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She looks so gay.
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Do you think she's gay?
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I really don't like that.
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How do I turn this off?
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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK,
"PARACHUTE"]
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(SINGING) You sent
me a letter, it's--
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Cool if I vape in here?
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It's cool if I vape in here.
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[MUSIC - MAURA MATLAK,
"PARACHUTE"]
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(SINGING) I followed your
breadcrumbs to the tippity-top.
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And I waited and I
waited and I didn't stop.
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And I waited and I
waited and I waited
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and I waited, when all of a
sudden, my balloon popped.
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So I banged on your door and I
shouted your name and I hoped
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for the best when
it started to rain.
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