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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,053 (WATER BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,802 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,473 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,092 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,798 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:11,388 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,103 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,773 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,432 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,980 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,852 Ooh 12 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,442 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,983 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,282 Ooh 16 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,148 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,612 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,822 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,578 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:35,993 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,581 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,580 Got a secret I can’t tell 24 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,248 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,003 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,248 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,257 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,057 (DOGS BARKING) 29 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,394 (TV STATIC) 30 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:04,573 (MILO GRUNTING) 31 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,108 -Milo, I'm not even going to ask. -I'm just getting ready, bro. 32 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:15,580 I need to be in prime sitting condition for tonight's movie marathon. 33 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:16,912 Well, everything's ready! 34 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,907 We're just waiting on Jumbo to bring the movies! 35 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,036 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -And there he is now. 36 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,842 Hey, Jumbo, good buddy! Come on in! 37 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:29,213 Oscar, before I enter, might I ask one quick question? 38 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,259 -Of course. -Um... 39 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:35,010 Is it okay if I date your ex-girlfriend, Angela? 40 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,807 -(FARTS) -Angela? 41 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:40,354 I thought tonight was going to be the most special night of my life. 42 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,351 And all I wanted was that one dance with you, Bea. 43 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:44,688 (GASPS) Oh! 44 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,566 I... I didn't mean to say that! 45 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,688 Whoa. Bea? 46 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,823 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! 47 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,316 Angela, wait! 48 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:56,834 Uh... 49 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,790 -I guess. -Great! 'Cause she's here right now! 50 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:03,039 (SCREAMS) 51 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,000 Hey, everybody! It's great to be back! 52 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:10,508 Esmargot and Albert! I see you two are still sticking together. 53 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,416 (SNIFFLES) Sorry. 54 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,721 And then there's you, uh, farm guy? 55 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,466 (CHORTLES) 3-D! 56 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,894 And Milo! 57 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:22,226 Hey, girl! Oscar said you were dead! But I guess he was wrong. 58 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,692 And... 59 00:02:25,354 --> 00:02:27,234 -that is all. Hmph. -(FARTS) 60 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:31,607 Huh? So, uh, Jumbo, did you bring the movies? 61 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:36,317 Well, I thought this time I'd let my lady decide! 62 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,372 Oh! What'd you bring? 63 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:42,202 Hex on my Ex. Diary of a Mad Ex-Girlfriend. 64 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,121 Ooh! Die, Oscar, Die! 65 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,211 I wonder if this has anything to do with me? 66 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,791 Die, Oscar, Die! I'd love to see that. 67 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,087 (OSCAR GULPS) 68 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,756 Sorry, baby, but I'm dumping you. 69 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,835 -(GASPS) -(LAUGHS) 70 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,677 Wow. This movie really speaks to me. 71 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:03,635 What kind of a monster breaks up with a girl at the prom? 72 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,635 -Right, Oscar? -Uh... 73 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,729 I'm sure he had his reasons! 74 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,067 La, la, la 75 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,942 -Holy mackerel! -Die, Oscar, die! 76 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,068 (GRUNTS) 77 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:18,072 For some reason the loofah sponge is causing me to be severely injured! 78 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,031 Yeah! Get him! Get Oscar! 79 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,907 -Loofah, loofah, loofah! -Hmm. 80 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,077 Looks like I dumped you, Oscar... 81 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,503 into your grave! 82 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,673 -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) -(THUNDER CRASHES) 83 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,547 That Oscar character really got what he deserved. 84 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,337 Well, it was great to see you all again! 85 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:37,548 (RECORD SCRATCH) 86 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:39,720 Gotta go! 87 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,814 -Well, that was awkward. -Yeah, that girl hates your guts. 88 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:48,435 -Oh, you think so? -Dude, Angela is a woman scorned! 89 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:53,283 She has unresolved fish-ues. 90 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,942 (SIGHS) I know things didn't end well with me and Angela, 91 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,657 but I don't want her to hate me! I need to talk to her. 92 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,069 I gotta clear the air so things aren't weird when we all hang out. 93 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,909 Oh, oh! Tomorrow's Nerd Poetry Night at the Hokey Poke. 94 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,497 -Jumbo's always performing there. -That's perfect. 95 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,457 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 96 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,002 Angela. 97 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,670 Angel of... my world... 98 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,548 of Fishquest! 99 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:21,343 (SINGS) You're my elf queen On my 'puter screen 100 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,810 My love for you exceeds level 60! 101 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:30,731 Um, level 60 is the highest level possible in this fantastic computer universe. 102 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,895 -Before the expansion pack. -(SIGHS) 103 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:37,359 And if anyone shady Lays a hand on my lady 104 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:41,362 I shall smite them, most verily! 105 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:42,623 (COMPUTER MICE CLICKING) 106 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:49,996 Oh, Jumbo! That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. 107 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,625 -Okay, I'm gonna go talk to her. -Wait, wait! What are you gonna say? 108 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,461 Well, I thought if I just explained to her why we broke up, 109 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,877 she'll understand and forgive me. 110 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,837 Oh, yeah. I'm sure nothing could go wrong with that. 111 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,347 -I mean, yeah, what could go wrong? -Nothing. Nothing could go wrong. 112 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:05,684 Nothing could go wrong. 113 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,604 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,557 Um... 115 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,354 Hey! 116 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,266 I didn't know you were performing tonight. 117 00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:16,566 No! I... I'm actually here because there's something I need to say! 118 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:20,283 Don't we all have something we need to say, mon ami? 119 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:21,735 -Yeah, but... -On the stage! 120 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,452 (GRUNTS, MOANS) 121 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:25,584 Oh, man. 122 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,447 (INTERNALLY) Well, I guess I could just tell her from up here. 123 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,036 This poem goes out to a very special girl named Angela. 124 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,835 -Huh? -Hey! Your name is Angela too! 125 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:42,216 It's a poem called "Closure." Yeah, that's it! (CLEARS THROAT) 126 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:47,812 Roses are red, violets are blue, these are the reasons I broke up with you. 127 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,059 What? 128 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:53,560 One. You played video games all the time. Like, all the time. 129 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:57,727 Two. I had severe allergies, and you're, like, always covered in dog hair. 130 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,816 (ALL LAUGHING) 131 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,323 Three. I could never understand you on the phone 132 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,355 'cause sometimes you sound like a goat. 133 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,452 Maybe it's something you could work on? 134 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,826 (ALL LAUGHING) 135 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,200 Hmph! 136 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:15,421 Wait, come back! Not cool, Oscar! Angela! (GRUNTS) 137 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,554 Oh no! Did... Did my poem make things worse? 138 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,509 Oh, it's you. 139 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,386 Jumbo! I've been looking all over for you guys! 140 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,890 Oscar, I'm not allowed to talk to you anymore. 141 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,599 Hey! Angela! I just need you to understand why you weren't right for me! 142 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:35,686 Get out of here! 143 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,227 (SIGHS) 144 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,859 Now, they both hate me. 145 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:41,480 Milo, everything I say just makes things worse. 146 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,740 Well, did you ever just tell her you're sorry? 147 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,570 No. (GASPS) Oh... 148 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,782 Yeah. 149 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,540 Well, how do I do that now? No one will talk to me. 150 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,368 Oh, brother dear. I have a plan. 151 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,579 (SMOOCHES) 152 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,038 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,964 Captain's blog, star time four-five-six. 154 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:06,512 My alien cutie and I are about to engage in the Earth custom of "picnic." 155 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,013 Captain, sensors indicate good times ahead. 156 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:11,345 (BOTH SIGH) 157 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,345 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(IMITATING PLANE) 158 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,691 (IMITATING GUNS) 159 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,312 I'm a pilot! 160 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,271 (GRUNTS) So, what's the plan again? 161 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,531 All you have to do is jump out of this plane, 162 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,570 gently parachute down to Jumbo and Angela, 163 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:28,954 and get their attention while I skywrite your apology in the sky! 164 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,032 (GULPS) 165 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,410 Well, here goes nothing. 166 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,660 On the count of three! 167 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,417 Three... (SCREAMS) 168 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,671 I was counting backwards! 169 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,094 (CHOMPING) 170 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,344 This day couldn't be any more perfect. 171 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,089 (OSCAR SCREAMING) 172 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,062 (GROANS) 173 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,393 -Oscar? -What are you doing here? 174 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,346 Uh, Angela. Please. I just need to tell you something. 175 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,651 Well, you can talk to my butt 176 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,479 'cause that's the only one that gives a hoot. 177 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:03,270 No, no, no, no, no! Just look. 178 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,493 And that's that! 179 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:12,158 Wait a minute. I completely forgot! I don't know how to fly a plane! 180 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,157 (MILO SCREAMS) 181 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,618 Uh... I can't quite see what it says. 182 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,174 (MILO SCREAMING) 183 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:24,501 MILO: I'm okay. 184 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,973 -(ALL GASP) -(STUTTERS) 185 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:28,802 Oh. I get it, Oscar. 186 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,839 The "thing" you wanted to tell me. 187 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,811 You're still in love with me. 188 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,890 Uh... Wha... Wait, what? 189 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,561 (SOBS) 190 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:41,806 Oscar, you said it was cool if I dated Angela! 191 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,822 -I can explain! -(CONTINUES SOBBING) 192 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,944 You said it was cool! 193 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,486 I! Can! Explain! 194 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:52,410 Oh, no. It's happening. No, not again! 195 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,410 Wh... What's happening? 196 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:58,203 (SCREAMING) Nerd. Rage. Rising! 197 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:02,253 Oh no! His nerd rage is transforming him! 198 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:04,207 (GRUNTS) 199 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,087 (SCREAMS) 200 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,673 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:15,176 He... He's a beast! 202 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,564 (ROARS) 203 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:23,478 Jumbo smash puny nerd-fish! 204 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,478 I think he's talking about you! Get out of here! 205 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,106 Oscar pay! 206 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:32,605 Oh... J... Jumbo, you think maybe we could talk this out? 207 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:36,411 -(JUMBO GRUNTS) -(MILO SCREAMS) 208 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,495 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 209 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:40,754 Okay. 210 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,084 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 211 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:46,085 (GRUNTS) Oh, thank goodness! 212 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,508 -(SCREAMS) -Huh? 213 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,802 (PANTING) 214 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,262 Hmm... 215 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,592 Gotcha! 216 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,680 (BOTH SCREAMING) 217 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,391 Jumbo, listen! I have no interest in Angela! 218 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,230 -(CHOKES) -(GROWLS) 219 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:06,896 I just wanted to... (GRUNTS) 220 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,525 tell her that... (GRUNTS) 221 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,613 I'm sorry for... (GRUNTS) 222 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,275 how things ended. 223 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,489 -(GROWLS) -Jumbo, stop! 224 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,741 Is it true, Oscar? All this was just to tell me you're sorry? 225 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:19,908 Uh-huh. 226 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,754 And I'm happy for you and Jumbo. 227 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:26,544 Oh. Well, you know, that's all I've ever wanted from you. 228 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,128 Just an apology. 229 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,708 (STRAINS) 230 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,045 Oscar, I forgive you. 231 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,967 -And so does Jumbo. -Group hug! 232 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,137 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 233 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,718 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 234 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,312 (CONTINUOUS BEEP) 235 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,654 -Milo, don't unplug that. -Sorry, guys. 236 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,400 Just looking for a spare plug for the surround sound. 237 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,280 (BEEPING RESUMES) 238 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,405 -Who's ready for movie night? -Hooray! 239 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,278 Oscar, I just want to say thank you. 240 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,076 In a weird way, you showed me how 241 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:04,500 Jumbo is willing to do anything to protect me and make me happy. 242 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,541 He's my dream guy. 243 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,835 (GRUNTS) Jumbo love! 244 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,671 Now, all we have to do is help you land your dream girl. 245 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,795 Huh? 246 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:18,012 Oh, Oscar! You poor baby! I just heard the news. 247 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,258 But don't worry, I'll be right by your side 248 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,136 to help you feel all better. 249 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:25,852 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Oh... 250 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,809 (CONTINUOUS BEEP) 251 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,107 Hey, can I connect the popcorn machine over here? 252 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,444 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 253 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,946 (LAUGHING, GRUNTS) 254 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,963 (NEIGHS) 255 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,132 That's right, folks! It's that time of year 256 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,974 where everyone wears fancy hats! 257 00:11:56,132 --> 00:12:00,852 -Why are we wearin' fancy hats? -Because it's seahorse racing time! 258 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,219 Welcome to Freshwater Downs, 259 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,644 where the finest seahorse athletes come to race! 260 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,727 -What are we racing for? -For glory! For honor! 261 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,227 But really, it's all about the hats! 262 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,188 Wow, Milo, this year's hat is even better than last year's. 263 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:19,911 Why, thank you! I call it Holla-for-a-Dolla. 264 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,161 And it only took Oscar ten hours to glue it together. 265 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,905 The glue was really hot! 266 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,955 You know what's really hot? My hot hat. 267 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,868 Bea, what do you think of my hot hat? 268 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,087 -Girl, that's a hot hat! -We're like the hot hat brigade! 269 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,752 Maybe. 270 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,960 What? Is something wrong with my hat? What? 271 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,262 Yes! Everyone is here to have a wonderful time! 272 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,845 -Oh, gosh, I'm so miserable. -Why? 273 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,639 Today's the day you get to meet my parents! 274 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,983 That's why I'm terrified! 275 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,848 Hi, Mom, hi, Dad! I want you to meet my fiancé. 276 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,439 His name is Mr. Baldwin! 277 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,483 -We don't like him! -We don't like him! 278 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,106 What? But... But why? 279 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,073 -We don't like him! -We don't like him! 280 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,065 Just ignore them. They don't know what they're saying. 281 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,450 Look, I... I think if you just give me a chance, 282 00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:08,084 you'll see that I have many admirable, average qualities. 283 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,542 I'm like a vanilla ice cream cone. No one hates vanilla. 284 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,416 They might not seek it out if they have a lot of other options, 285 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,384 but, you know, your... your daughter sought me out, and... 286 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,473 we really care about each other. 287 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,926 -We don't like him! -We don't like him! 288 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:25,763 Oh... Lulu, I'm gonna go get a hot dog. You want anything? 289 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,218 -No, thanks. -Okay. I'll be back. 290 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,808 Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yes! Yes! 291 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,480 Oh. My. Gosh! 292 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:37,613 Girls, I don't usually go for seahorses, but that one is hot! 293 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,532 (GRUNTING) 294 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,070 Oh, my gosh! You're right! He is hot! 295 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,658 (GRUNTING) 296 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,275 Yeah, he's ama... That's Finberley! 297 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,792 (FINBERLEY GRUNTING) 298 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,999 -What is she doing? -Making my day. 299 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,003 (FINBERLEY GRUNTS) 300 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,504 Finberley, are you okay? 301 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,957 I was gonna try to get that guy's phone number for Shellsea. 302 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,339 -Ew. What? Why? -'Cause you said he was hot! 303 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,425 I don't need your help to get a guy's phone number! 304 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,390 Oh. Well, I was just trying to be nice. 305 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:08,388 What? 306 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,475 I guess I can't do anything right! 307 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,850 Boy, she's having a rough day. 308 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,769 (GASPS) We should do something nice for her. 309 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,306 We should get her a hot hat. 310 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,066 -Huh-ho. -SHELLSEA: Hey. 311 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,244 I need a hot hat for my friend Finberley. 312 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,610 She has low self-esteem. 313 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,276 -(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) -No, I need a hot hat. 314 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,991 -(SPEAKS GIBBERISH) -No. Hotter. 315 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,621 (SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 316 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,287 That's like something she would pick out. I need something hot. 317 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:37,213 -(YELPS) -No. Hotter. No. Hotter. Hotter! 318 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,842 Ew. No. Hotter. Hotter. Hotter! No. 319 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,801 Hotter. Hotter. Hotter! Hot! Hot! 320 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,892 -Now, that is hot. -But we still don't have a hat. 321 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:51,886 Oh, brother dear, do you know what the best part of a day at the races is? 322 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,848 Buying hot dogs! (CHUCKLES) 323 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,935 And you know what the worst part is? The line! 324 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,323 MILO: Hey! That's Mr. Baldwin! 325 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,739 Wazzup! 326 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:03,949 Oh, it's you. 327 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,742 -So, got anything you wanna talk about? -(GROANS) 328 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,157 Today was my big chance to impress my future in-laws, 329 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,246 but nothing about me is cool to them! 330 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,788 That's a lie! Everything about you is cool! 331 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,747 -Nah. -We just gotta find a way 332 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,878 to get you to look cool in front of her mom and dad! 333 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,501 Well, how are we gonna do that? 334 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,881 -(SIREN WAILING) -Sea horse down! Sea horse down! 335 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,835 -(SEAHORSE NEIGHS) -(HORN HONKING) 336 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,425 Attention, attention! We need a new seahorse racer. 337 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,976 Uh, if you're looking for a way to look cool 338 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,193 in front of somebody, uh, here's your chance! 339 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,358 Right here. Uh, we're not picky. 340 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,900 Uh, you could be old, fat, bald. Uh, we'll take it. 341 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,105 We're pretty desperate. 342 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,373 Okay, thanks. Bye. 343 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,117 -(HORNS PLAYING) -Oh, no. No, no, no, no! 344 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:57,169 I can't believe you two talked me into signing up to race! 345 00:15:57,331 --> 00:16:00,001 Just think about how impressed her parents are gonna be. 346 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:03,418 Oh, yes, racing is very impressive. 347 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:07,926 One time I raced, and my girlfriend Sarah was like, "Oh, Fish Vartan!" 348 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,431 Ya, that's right. 349 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,311 My name is Fish Vartan. 350 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,178 All right, let's see the entry form. 351 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,018 Uh... All right. Yeah, everything seems to be in order. 352 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,851 Thank you, my friend. Okay, just a couple of things now. 353 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:23,071 First, we have to do the blood tests, and then the physical, 354 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,899 and then it's off to the races! 355 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,279 -(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -(LAUGHS) 356 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,818 -(LAUGHS) -(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 357 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,828 What kind of nightmare is this? 358 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,912 -Ya! -(SEAHORSES GRUNTING) 359 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,619 Meanwhile... 360 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,626 Why is Finberley putting us through this? 361 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,085 There is no hot hat in this entire stadium. 362 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,005 No, Shellsea, keep your head in the game. 363 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,510 The answer's gotta be right in front of us. 364 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,974 -Ugh! I don't know, I... -CHILD: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 365 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,683 Look at my hat! Look at my hat! 366 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,273 Bea, it literally just walked right by us. 367 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,936 -Hey, kid, how much for your hat? -Fifty dollars. 368 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,359 How about I give you nothing and I just take it? 369 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,232 -My hat! -You're gonna be a hero. 370 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,278 So suck it up! It's for charity! 371 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,743 -Daddy, my hat! She took my hat! -Well, she said it's for charity. 372 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,279 Eat your ice cream. I get enough grief from your mother. 373 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,962 (HORNS PLAYING) 374 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,384 (SOBS) 375 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,295 Look at you. You can't do anything right. 376 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,138 Everyone laughs at you. 377 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,144 No one loves you. 378 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,469 You got the wrong hat. 379 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,601 Oh. Oh! 380 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:45,057 Shellsea, Bea! You guys... You guys got me a hat! 381 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,567 Yeah, we were really worried about you. You seemed to be spiraling. 382 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,701 Yeah, and we just want to make sure you feel better. 383 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,988 You guys are the best! 384 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,410 -What kind of hat is this? -A hot hat. 385 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,660 I think I look just like Brandon Bubbler. 386 00:17:56,742 --> 00:18:00,082 -Hey! Brandon Bubbler! There you are! -We could tell it was you from the hat. 387 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,922 You are needed on stage to sing the Fish National Anthem. 388 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,629 -But, I'm not Brandon... -Girl, just go with it. 389 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,010 You got a hot hat now. You can do anything. Anything! 390 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,668 Yep. We're here for you, Finberley. 391 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,126 You know what? You're right. Now that I have a hot hat, 392 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:17,257 I know that you guys believe in me! I can do it! I can do anything! 393 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,638 Yo-yo-yo, I'm Brandon Bubbler. 394 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,394 I'm gonna go sing The Fish National Anthem, yo! 395 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,976 Rock on, Momma! 396 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,187 All right, racing fans, I don't know about you, 397 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,185 but I'm ready for this final race to be over! 398 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,859 I second the motion! 399 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,318 And I want to order a pizza when we get home! 400 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,778 -But the doctor said... -You're not the boss of me! 401 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,909 You can't control me, even though you try every day! 402 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,294 (ALL GRUNTING, NEIGHING) 403 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,575 Where's my fiancé? I haven't seen him in ages. 404 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,496 Wave to the people, Baldwin. 405 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,587 (GRUNTS NERVOUSLY) 406 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,378 Oh! There he is! 407 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,375 -We don't like him! -We don't like him! 408 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,507 Oh... 409 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,218 (ALL GRUNTING) 410 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,099 (GRUNTS) This is gonna be painful. 411 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,635 (FINBERLEY GRUNTS) 412 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,354 -Yay! Woo-hoo! -Yeah! 413 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,903 -Brandon Bubbler, you're the best! -GIRL FISH: You're the greatest! 414 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,645 -You can do it, Finberley! -Hot hat. Remember! Hot hat! 415 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,857 Oh, my! Brandon Bubbler looks terrified! 416 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,120 I hope he does not screw up, 417 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,199 because my pizza is gonna be delivered in 20 minutes. 418 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:25,039 -You went ahead and ordered it? -Yes. 419 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,503 (TEETH CHATTERING) 420 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,875 Mr. Bubbler, you must sing. 421 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,507 Hot hat. Remember! Hot hat! 422 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,383 All right. I'll do it! 423 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:42,218 -(SONG BEGINS) -(SINGING) Oh, yeah! 424 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,480 -What-the-wha? -(GRUNTS) 425 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:51,442 Oh, fish of the sea... 426 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,574 -Okay, you done now. We start race. -I can't stop now, it's my moment. 427 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,993 It's my moment! 428 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:01,581 Oh, so proudly we swim 429 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,906 -In the waters of the deep... -Okay, Baldwin, 430 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:07,424 this is your moment. Time to show the world how cool you are! 431 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,128 Yeah! I can do it! For the love of Lips! 432 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,668 (GUN SHOT) 433 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,304 (GROANS) I'm already cramping. 434 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:18,715 (FINBERLEY SINGING) And with bellies so white 435 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:23,805 Out the fish tanks we dove 436 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:27,731 And so gallantly flailed 437 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:31,694 Oh, gosh, I'm gonna throw up! I can't do this. They're all half my age! 438 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,276 Sure you can! Just go faster! 439 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,397 -Who knew I could do that! -That man is always full of surprises! 440 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,578 -I can't believe it! We're... We're ahead! -That's right! It's teamwork, baby! 441 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:43,738 -Woo-hoo! -Woo-hoo! 442 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,790 (BANGS) 443 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,919 Oh, no! It looks like he had a tail blow out! 444 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,419 Oh, my baby! 445 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,130 Gotta... finish... the race! 446 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:58,221 And the floor was sopping And the fish were flopping 447 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:02,554 Oh, gasping for breath 448 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,598 As our gills cried for air 449 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:07,894 We did it! 450 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,385 No, I failed! I placed last. 451 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:15,069 But you're first in my heart. Why did you enter the race, you silly? 452 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,741 Because I hoped it'd get your parents to finally like me. 453 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,988 Oh, you didn't have to do that. They like ya fine! 454 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:24,741 They only say "I don't like him" 'cause that's the only phrase they know. 455 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:26,365 They don't speak English. 456 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,082 (BOTH SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 457 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,706 It's like I told you earlier, they don't know what they're saying. 458 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,631 Come here, ya big lug. 459 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:40,264 Oh, guess what they said? They like you. 460 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,431 -They think you're pretty cool. -I love you, Lulu Lips! 461 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:47,061 ...and sing 462 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,179 (SONG ENDS) 463 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,309 Finberley, you were amazing! You hung in there and you did it! 464 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,403 Yeah, we're all proud of you. You did it, Finberley. You did it! 465 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,230 Thanks for believing in me, guys. 466 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,225 Hey, we found out you're not Brandon Bubbler! 467 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,857 -You're going to jail! -(SCREAMS) 468 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,864 -Come back here! -Run, Finberley, run! 469 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,656 Yeah! Don't let them try to take your hat! 470 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,779 They're gonna try and do that while you're in the big house. 471 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:09,996 Keep running for that dream, Finberley! Run for it! You go, girl! 472 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,503 This line is ridiculous! 473 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,344 I'm never gonna get a hot dog. 474 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,798 (WATER DRIPPING) 475 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,967 (SLURPING, SIGHING) 476 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,853 Does this water taste funny to you? 477 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,725 -Like "funny, ha-ha"? -No, like funny-tasting. 478 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:35,192 (SLURPS, GULPS) 479 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,937 It's too warm. And it tastes kind of... 480 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,650 fishy. 481 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,526 I think this was a bad idea, bro. 482 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,031 You kidding? This little hot tub is swag! 35716

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