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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,750 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,802 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,383 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,092 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,758 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,467 Nine, ten, 11, 12 7 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,057 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,812 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,393 School's out, ring the bell! 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,058 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,398 La, la, la, la 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,398 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,105 La, la, la, la 14 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 15 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,822 Who's that knocking at my door? 16 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,578 Five, six, seven, eight 17 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,043 Hurry up and don't be late 18 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:37,583 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 19 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,581 Got a secret I can’t tell 20 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,207 Flap your fins, flip your tail 21 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,825 School's out, ring the bell 22 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,960 (SONG ENDS) 23 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:46,801 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 24 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,271 -(MAN SCREAMS) -(CAT GROWLS) 25 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:04,975 (MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:10,702 (WOMAN GROANS, COUGHS) 27 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,454 (MAN MUMBLES) 28 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:20,001 And I was all... And then, like, he called and I was, like, "Really?" Like, you know? 29 00:01:20,105 --> 00:01:21,465 I was totally like that the other night. 30 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,722 I know. I didn't think he was gonna call, but he did. 31 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,995 -(SIGHS) -(SIGHS) 32 00:01:27,129 --> 00:01:29,839 Man, nothing ever happens in this mall. 33 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,380 It's like the same thing day in and day out. 34 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,973 Well, who knows? (CHUCKLES) Maybe today will be different! 35 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,182 Yeah, fat chance of that. 36 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,271 (FINBERLEY GRUNTS) 37 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:40,808 FINBERLEY: Okay, it's done. 38 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,690 Uh, excuse me. Excuse me? 39 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:49,565 I... I have an order ready. Uh, it's a taco. Number 85. 40 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,895 (MIC FEEDBACK) 41 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,525 Uh, number 85? 42 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:59,953 Hello! My name is Fish Vartan. I believe you have called my number. 43 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,118 -Oh, great! Here you go! -Oh, many thank yous! 44 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:07,790 I will enjoy this meal with the strength of one thousand men. YOLO! 45 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,669 May the beans be with you! 46 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,633 -Hola! -Uh, yeah, I... I'm number 85. 47 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,761 Uh, no. Number 85 already picked up his taco. 48 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,637 But I have the ticket right here. 49 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,893 (GASPS) I must have given out the wrong order! 50 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,597 This is gonna come out of my paycheck! 51 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,268 (WHIMPERS) 52 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,106 Oh, I cannot wait to eat this taco 53 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:31,072 and then tell my girlfriend, Sarah, that I ate this taco! 54 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,070 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Hello, I am Fish Vartan. 55 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,237 (DOG BARKING) 56 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,945 But angry boss man, can I please eat my taco? 57 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,616 I'm only on minute four of my five-minute break! 58 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:43,541 -The union says... -(DOG BARKING) 59 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,665 Yes, sir! I... I will be there right away. Please don't fire me. 60 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,800 Michael, look, a free taco. 61 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:55,093 Oh, awesome! Not every day you find a free taco. 62 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,468 I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna put it in my purse. 63 00:02:57,719 --> 00:02:59,929 Yeah, you should. You should just put it in your purse. 64 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,467 Michael, we are so on the same page, it is sickening. 65 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,981 Don't get emotional, babe. Let's go buy jeans. 66 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,813 Babe, I was thinking the same thing. 67 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:10,018 I want some hot, acid-wash, boot-cut, super skinny, straight leg, 68 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:12,527 double stitched, extra flare jeans with a cherry on the butt. 69 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,489 -That would be so hot. -Yeah, I know. 70 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,914 -Do you work here? -Yeah. 71 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,740 I want some hot, acid-wash, boot-cut, super skinny, straight leg, 72 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,118 double stitched, extra flare jeans with a cherry on the butt. 73 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,907 We don't have them in your size. 74 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:30,166 -Could you look, please? -Yeah. We don't have them. 75 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,837 -Get me your manager! -Okay. 76 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,759 -Hey. -Yeah. 77 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,545 I want some hot, acid-wash, boot-cut, super skinny, straight leg, 78 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,730 double stitched, extra flare jeans with a cherry on the butt. 79 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:44,215 And your princess employee here won't get them. 80 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,726 We don't have them in your size. 81 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:52,272 -Ugh, you're going down, mall workers! -Babe, wait. 82 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:55,324 -I want my jeans, Michael. -We'll get you your jeans, Shellsea. 83 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,895 Just gotta be smart about how you do it. 84 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,410 These mall people? They're stubborn, stubborn people. 85 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,485 One time, I was at the swimsuit store 86 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,158 and they were trying to withhold my swimsuit 87 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,766 because they said they didn't have my size. 88 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,493 -(IMITATES CAT GROWLING) -Yeah. But guess what, 89 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,211 I had a free taco on me that day, too. 90 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:12,040 And guess what? The one thing mall workers can't resist, is mall food! 91 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:16,382 So I threw my free taco at them to create a distraction and I got my swimsuit! 92 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:21,010 OMG, Michael, your insights are changing my life. 93 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,181 Don't get emotional. I'll create a distraction. 94 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,926 -What are they talking about? -I don't know. 95 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,483 OMG, it's a mall taco! 96 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,023 (MALL WORKERS GRUNT) 97 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:32,765 Okay, run, Shellsea, run! Run for your jeans! 98 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,225 Ahan! I knew they had my size! 99 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,279 -Quick, Michael! Get them to the register! -Okay. 100 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:39,952 (MALL WORKERS GRUNT) 101 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,699 Okay, fishes, ring me up. Ring me up and you'll get your taco. 102 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,537 -Okay, here you go! -Okay, thanks. 103 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:48,464 Hey, where are you going with that taco? You promised a free taco. 104 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,172 We lied! You were rude, therefore, you get no taco! 105 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,246 -BOTH: We did it! -MALL WORKERS: Get back here! 106 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:56,376 Babe, we're gonna have to ditch the taco. It hurts too much to run. 107 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,666 -Michael, no! We have worked so hard. -Babe, they'll destroy us. 108 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,926 You, me, the jeans, everything to get their hands on that taco. 109 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,814 -BOTH: Come back here! -Oh, Michael. Do what you have to do. 110 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,931 Ain't no mall workers gonna tear us apart. 111 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:10,309 Don't get emotional, babe. On the count of three. 112 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,520 -One, two, three! -One, two... 113 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,322 (SING-SONGS) Cla... Clamantha, my name's Clamantha! 114 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,939 My name is Clamantha! 115 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:20,699 All right, here's where I told my little cousin to meet us. 116 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,744 In front of the candle store. Because we're gonna get some candles. 117 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,946 Hey, Nikki, there you are! I like your outfit. 118 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:28,618 (WHALE MOANING) 119 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,119 Come on, let's go get those candles! 120 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,253 Let's go, Nikki! 121 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:42,426 Cousin Clamantha told me to wait here. I guess I'll wait next to this stain. 122 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:46,887 Yeah, angry boss man is always doing this to me. 123 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,715 I did not get to eat my lunch. 124 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,940 -It is torture, I say! Torture! -(BELL DINGS) 125 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,402 I have to go, boo. Some customers just came in. 126 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:59,193 Wow! Look at all these candles, Nikki! I feel like a queen in a wax palace! 127 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,442 It's all just so beautiful. 128 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,993 -Which candle should we get? -I'm a little overwhelmed. 129 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,953 Please, allow me to help! I am Fish Vartan. 130 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:12,158 Welcome to the magic that is Homestead Candle! (LAUGHS) 131 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,460 Perhaps, I could interest you 132 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,043 in a candle-scented-like strawberry shortcake, 133 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:20,549 or perhaps cheeseburger or pepperoni pizza, oh! 134 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:22,802 So hungry. 135 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,301 Yeah, so anyways, we're shopping for my cousin Nikki. 136 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,220 It's her Clamceañera and I wanted to get her something really special. 137 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,980 Oh, my lunch, you have returned to me. 138 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,519 Please, follow me over here. 139 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:41,280 A special customer like that deserves a special chair to sit on! 140 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,856 -That looks like a plate. -No, no, no. It is a chair. I promise. 141 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,946 What the heck? That guy is about to eat Nikki! 142 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,040 Let's get him! (SCREAMS) 143 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,924 Give me back my cousin! 144 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,248 (PANTS) I just want to eat my lunch! 145 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,253 (PANTS) Oh! 146 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,668 -You're trapped, dude. -I'm sorry, but, no. 147 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:08,851 I'm Fish Vartan and I must eat! (GRUNTS) 148 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,892 -(BOTH SCREAM) -(CRASHES) 149 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:12,217 -(SCREAMS) -(GROANS) 150 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:14,638 (VARTAN SCREAMS) 151 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,692 -I wonder where Clamantha is? -(VARTAN GRUNTS, GROANS) 152 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,399 Sorry that guy tried to eat you, Nikki. 153 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,936 Come on, let's go get your ears pierced instead. 154 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,821 My taco! Where did it go? 155 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,284 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 156 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,705 Jumbo! Let's pop into the pet store! I love petting the bunnies. 157 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,087 They're so cute. Aw! 158 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,966 JUMBO: Yeah, bunnies are really soft and furry. 159 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,505 Although it begs the question. How can bunnies survive underwater? 160 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,431 ALBERT: Elementary, my dear Jumbo! 161 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,893 These are water bunnies. We covered all this in advanced biology. 162 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,515 I am a mathematician, not a bunny-matician. 163 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,729 -Hey, Albert! -Good to see you, Angela. 164 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,779 Now, I'm gonna have to ask you two to leave. 165 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,355 My manager doesn't really allow food or drink in the store. 166 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,202 He's right. I do not allow it. 167 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:12,124 Well, that's cool, because we don't have any food or drink! 168 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,833 Then why is there a taco on your head? 169 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:18,584 (LAUGHS) There's no taco on my... Oh! Hey! Where did this thing come from? 170 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,878 -(GROANS) Get it off! -ANGELA: Wow, it's really stuck on there! 171 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,052 It must be the sour cream! When that stuff dries, it's like glue! 172 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,919 Guys? I really am going to have to ask you to leave. 173 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:30,473 -Or else my manager is going to fire me. -It's true. I fire him. 174 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,175 Uh, this isn't fair! 175 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,223 -I got it! -Oh, thanks! 176 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,597 -Wanna go check out the Video Game Barn? -Absolutely, milady! 177 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,864 -Hey, Bo Gregory! -Howdy, y'all. 178 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:44,819 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. 179 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,903 There is no outside food or drink allowed. 180 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,358 But, my good man, we have no outside... Food? 181 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:52,405 -It's in my hair! -Angela, wait! 182 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:54,704 -(GRUNTS, GROANS) -No! Stop struggling! (GRUNTS) 183 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,794 -How did I get one in my hair, Jumbo? -I don't know. But you're clear! 184 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,790 Cosplay in the photo booth make you feel better? 185 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:01,957 Yes, it will! 186 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,658 CHORUS: C... C... C... Cosplay! T... T... T... Today 187 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,126 C... C... C... Cosplay! Hooray! 188 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,260 How do we look? Are we awesome? 189 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,177 I need you to look at these, Angela. 190 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,175 I need you to look at these and tell me what you see. 191 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,600 Well, I see... (GASPS) Whoa! I thought we got rid of that taco. 192 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,610 We did. The fact that it came back is impossible. 193 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,113 What are you saying, Jumbo? 194 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,902 I'm saying that these are not tacos at all! 195 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:33,279 They're aliens who are dressing like tacos so that they can take over the world! 196 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,162 (SCREAMS) It's on you! 197 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,747 -(ANGELA SCREAMS) -(JUMBO GRUNTS) 198 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,214 -Whoa! Angela! (GRUNTS) -(SCREAMS) 199 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,423 There it is! Kill it! 200 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,426 No! Don't touch it! It might have hot sauce for blood. 201 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,972 Quick! Let's get some protective gear. 202 00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,101 Oh, Billy, the taco came back! It's a miracle! 203 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,055 -Hallelujah! -Uh, Billy, 204 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,601 Billy, we have to eat it, Billy. 205 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,559 Wait, Mandy, there's rules. We have to eat mall food properly. 206 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,190 In the mall food court. 207 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,777 -Sweet! Let's do it. -Okay. 208 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,533 (WHIMPERS) I still can't believe I gave away the wrong taco. 209 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,781 And there's no way I can afford to pay for it out of my paycheck. 210 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,164 (GASPS) Oh, God! 211 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,496 Oh, Billy, I can't wait to eat our free taco. 212 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,995 (SNIFFS) Whoa! 213 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:34,755 My taco! It has come back to me! I am coming for you, taco! 214 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:39,679 -I miss that taco, Michael. I really do. -(SNIFFS) Babe, wait. 215 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,888 -I think the taco has come back to us. -Okay 216 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,499 I can't wait to eat a bite of this taco. 217 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,242 -Yeah! Mall workers, don't eat my taco! -Don't you put that taco in your mouth! 218 00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:48,646 No! No! No! That's my taco! 219 00:10:48,753 --> 00:10:51,073 Don't put the alien in your mouth! You will die! 220 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,112 -ANGELA: Yeah! -(ALL SCREAM) 221 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,116 My taco came back! Yay! 222 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:01,334 Uh, number 85? Number 85? 223 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,204 -That's me. -Here you go. 224 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,133 -Never mind. -No! You're gonna take it! 225 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,713 This thing is not coming out of my paycheck! 226 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,209 -Oh, jeez! -Thank you. Come again! 227 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,721 (SIGHS) Nothing ever happens. 228 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,768 -(DOLPHIN TRILLING) -(LAUGHS) 229 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,103 Really, Sarah? You're making tacos tonight? 230 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:29,229 Oh, that is the best news I have heard all day. 231 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,069 YOLO! 232 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,231 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 233 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,000 -(BUTTONS BEEP) -(HUMMING) 234 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,366 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 235 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,250 And so that's why rock could never beat scissors, 236 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,718 although paper will easily cover rock. 237 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,337 But kids, what covers hand? 238 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,385 The answer, glove! 239 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,931 -Whoa! -Psst! Oscar, 240 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,058 I got something important to tell you! 241 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,936 -What? -I love you. 242 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:11,360 -Ugh. -Now that I've flattered you, 243 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,438 -can I have a dollar? -No way, Milo! 244 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,488 What happened to the last dollar I gave you? 245 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,573 (LAUGHS) I spent it. 246 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,492 Already? On what? 247 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,486 -On this new app for my phone! -(PHONE BEEPS) 248 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,658 It's called Upset Fish. 249 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:27,410 You use your finger to shoot a fish across the screen. (IMITATES SHOOTING) 250 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,458 Over some logs and into a hole! 251 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:33,336 All while the same song plays over and over and over and over again. 252 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,256 So what do you need another dollar for? 253 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,881 So I can get the sequel, Upset Fish in Space. 254 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,259 See? They changed the background this time. (LAUGHS) 255 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,393 -(DEEP VOICE) I want it. -Leave me alone. 256 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,715 -I don't have any more money. -Hmph! 257 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,135 Money. Pfft, man, I wish I had some money. 258 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,980 Hey, Mr. Baldwin, can you teach me how to be rich? 259 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,606 If I could do that, Milo, I wouldn't be teaching these miserable kids. 260 00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,437 But since this is history class, 261 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,030 how about I teach you all about the richest fish in history? 262 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,367 -No. -Ezekiel Freshwater! 263 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,743 -MILO: No! -Milo, just watch! 264 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,584 TV NARRATOR: The Fishtory Channel presents 265 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,084 the fish-biography of Ezekiel Freshwater, The Richest Fish in the World. 266 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,587 Richest fish in the world, that was him? Dang! 267 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:19,667 If I could describe Ezekiel Freshwater in one word, it would be 268 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,509 chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga! Woo-woo! 269 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,849 He really liked trains. 270 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,845 NARRATOR: Yes, from an early age, 271 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,345 Ezekiel Freshwater built his entire fortune 272 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,347 -in trains. -(TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTING) 273 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:35,191 He made his first million with the light bulb, powered by train. 274 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,153 Followed by the telephone for trains. 275 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,529 Richest fish in the world did that? Dang! 276 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,950 NARRATOR: With his vast fortune, 277 00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:45,199 Ezekiel Freshwater founded the city of Freshwater 278 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,746 which was to be the hub of train transportation worldwide. 279 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,912 But alas, that dream never came to be. 280 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,706 For in 1969, Ezekiel Freshwater mysteriously disappeared 281 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,667 during the sealing of his time capsule 282 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,227 at the newly built Ezekiel Freshwater Prison 283 00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:03,092 for Train-Hoppers, Stowaways, and Undesirables, 284 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,931 which, today, we know as Freshwater High. 285 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,522 All that is left of this titan of industry is a time capsule 286 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:13,482 with a simple last request: "Do not open until it is the future." 287 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,608 And until that future arrives, 288 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,072 we will remember the legacy of Ezekiel Freshwater 289 00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,362 with every toot of a train whistle. 290 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,903 -(TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTING) -NARRATOR: The end. 291 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,568 Richest fish in the world left a time capsule 292 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,488 at Freshwater High? Dang! 293 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,528 See, Milo? A little hard work and some trains 294 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,543 -and you can be a millionaire, too. -(DESK CLATTERS) 295 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,868 -Milo? -MILO: Hey, guys! Out here! 296 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,004 Looky what I found! 297 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,208 (KIDS CLAMORING) 298 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,296 Oh, relax, guys! All I'm gonna do is... (GRUNTS) 299 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,086 ...take a peek and... (GRUNTS) ...see what's inside. 300 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,678 -(GRUNTS) -ALL: Milo, no! 301 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,723 (COUGHING) 302 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:51,932 What the... 303 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,345 Man, there's nothing in here. 304 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,609 Except for this old top hat and this giant frozen fish stick. 305 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,570 Well, Milo, that'll teach you to mess with the time capsule. 306 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,817 Yep. It's like my father always said, "Only a fool 307 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,912 -"would mess with a time cap-sool!" -(MILO GRUNTS) 308 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,656 -MR. BALDWIN: Milo! -Woo-hoo! 309 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,409 -Milo, put that back right now! -(MICROWAVE BEEPING) 310 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:15,327 Oh, Mr. Baldwin, you can't expect me to let a perfectly good 311 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,208 hundred-year-old fish stick go to waste! 312 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,038 It's what Ezekiel Freshwater would have wanted. 313 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,503 Probably. 314 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,879 (STEAMING) 315 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,764 (SCREAMS) 316 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,184 Hey, am I going crazy or is that fish stick screaming? 317 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,511 -(SCREAMS) -Stop that microwave! 318 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,346 -Oh. -(MICROWAVE BEEPS) 319 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,733 -Uh, good day, gentlemen. -(THUDDING) 320 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,359 Oh, my gosh, talking fish stick man! Are you okay? 321 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,697 Young lad, tell me, what year is it? 322 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:50,032 -Uh, two thousand, present day! -Two thousand the present day, you say? 323 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,874 (CHUCKLES) Zounds! I've done it! 324 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,578 I have awakened from icy slumber to the warmth of the future. 325 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,626 Oh, fortune smiles upon Ezekiel Freshwater this day! 326 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,706 -Hip, hip, huzzah! -Wait a minute! You're Ezekiel Freshwater? 327 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,796 Oh, my gosh! You're the dude from the video. Now where the treasure at? 328 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,642 Treasure? (LAUGHS) 329 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,433 -Why, the treasure is here, in my head! -In your head? For real? 330 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:20,483 Okay. You just... just close your eyes, this won't hurt a bit! 331 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,565 -Hush, little baby... -Milo, he doesn't mean literally. 332 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,491 Yes, lad, the treasure is my genius intellect 333 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,994 which I used to freeze myself. 334 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,578 -Why? -"Why?" 335 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,450 Why, to see the future! 336 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:40,668 I froze myself in the capsule that I may espy with mine own eyes 337 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,713 how I, Ezekiel Freshwater, changed the world with trains. 338 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,884 And other train related gadgetry. But mostly trains! 339 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:53,303 And, since it appears my arms have frozen off, I will need an assistant! 340 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,601 What say you, unsanitary youth? 341 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,678 Oh! Oh! Can I, Mr. Baldwin? Please? 342 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,943 Gee, oh, I... I don't know, Milo. I... 343 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,443 You know, there's, there's just so much we don't really know about... 344 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,111 Milo? Hey, where did you go? 345 00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,026 So, you're the richest fish in Freshwater? Cool! 346 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,946 -Can I have some monies ? -Uh, show me how the trains work here 347 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,703 in the future, lad, and you've got a deal! 348 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:18,158 Well, all aboard the Milo Express! Next stop, the future! 349 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:20,039 -Trains, ahoy! Toot-toot! -Toot-toot! 350 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:24,336 -Chugga, chugga, chugga. -Oh, this won't be good. 351 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:29,261 Milo, my ward, show me the wonderful future that awaits me! 352 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:33,263 Okay, so over here we have what we call "The Mall." 353 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:37,639 Oh my. The train that powers it must be extraordinary. 354 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,347 Oh, no, no, no. There's no trains in there. 355 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,598 But just wait until we get to the train that we're gonna see. 356 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,483 I cannot wait! Tallyho! 357 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,993 -Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Sure. -A portable telephone? 358 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,822 -Yeah. Sure. -Tell me, how does one fit the train 359 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,870 -that powers it inside? -Uh-huh. Yeah. 360 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,662 No, no, no. There's no train in there. 361 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,918 But the train we're gonna see is gonna be way more awesome! 362 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,085 A flying train? 363 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,667 No, no, no. There's no train up in there. (LAUGHS) 364 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:14,014 I'm taking you to the number one train spot in all of Freshwater! 365 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,258 Yes! Yes! 366 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,096 No! No! 367 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,556 -(TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS) -MILO: Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 368 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:24,314 -This is fun! Oh, go faster! Go faster! -What is the meaning of this? 369 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:28,900 Is this what all my hard work has led to? "Baby Toot-Toot Town?" 370 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,936 Whatchu talking about, man? This is great! 371 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,700 I get to ride on this train three times for a dollar. 372 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,195 -Can I have a dollar? -(GRUMBLES) 373 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,080 Stop this train immediately! 374 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:45,374 Alas, my trains. They are no more. 375 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,631 The fish of Freshwater have forgotten where they've come from. 376 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:54,258 But more importantly, they've forgotten about me. (SOBS) 377 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,640 Nobody forgot about you, but you know what? 378 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,512 At least you're still rich, right? 379 00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,349 Rich? I'm afraid without trains, I have no fortune! 380 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,766 -No monies! -"No monies?" 381 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,935 But... but... but what about my phone? 382 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,734 What about my apps? I need my apps! 383 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,436 Child, both our dreams are dead. 384 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:17,111 Oh, man! I'm never gonna be rich. 385 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:22,118 (MUMBLES) It's like... it's like, we'd just have to get a lot of trains 386 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,746 and... and train tracks. 387 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,083 And you'd have to put them all over Freshwater 388 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,708 and then people, well, they could use the trains 389 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,706 and they'd pay us money and we'd get the money and then we'd... 390 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,551 My boy, I know a way, an ironclad way, 391 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,394 to make us rich beyond our wildest dreams. 392 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,312 I like the sound of that. Whatever you say, rich man. 393 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,472 -Huzzah! -Huzzah! 394 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,689 Wow, ever since Milo disappeared, the tank smells so much better! 395 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,074 -You... you... you should come by! -Milo mysteriously disappeared? 396 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,316 Oh, it's okay. He does it every week. 397 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,145 -(CRASHING) -What was that? 398 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,822 MR. BALDWIN: Kids! Look out! 399 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,986 -Mr. Baldwin, what's happening? -I'm afraid my worst fears have come true. 400 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,749 It's Milo and he's got a bulldozer! 401 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,206 Milo, what are you doing? 402 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,956 Oh, hey, guys! Don't mind us. We're just remodeling. 403 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,588 -You're destroying the school! -What? No. 404 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,166 All right, maybe a little. 405 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,718 ALL: Milo! (CLAMORING) 406 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:22,756 Hey! How come there's a train where my Hokey Poke used to be? 407 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,773 And what happened to my car? 408 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,976 How am I supposed to go to work in this thing? 409 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,444 It'll totally mess up my hair! 410 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,936 There are train tracks going through the Slow Waters Retirement Home 411 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,652 and my grandkids still won't visit me. Gosh, darn it! 412 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,494 ALL: Milo! (CLAMORING) 413 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,528 Oh, do you hear that, Milo? 414 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,950 Once again, the people rejoice for trains. Huzzah! 415 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,576 -Get that bulldozer out of here! -(ALL CLAMOR) 416 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,875 Milo, something tells me the people are a little upset. 417 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,835 "A little upset"? We're gonna die! Let's get out of here. 418 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,258 Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast. 419 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,771 You boys are under arrest for the destruction of property. 420 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,268 And unlawful use of a top hat. 421 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:13,607 I just made that up. Why? Because I'm a cop! 422 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,483 -Oh! -Oh! 423 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:22,281 All I wanted was a future with trains. 424 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,201 And all I wanted was an app for my phone. 425 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,454 -Trains. -Apps. 426 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,038 -Trains? -Apps? 427 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,325 -Trains? -Apps! 428 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,498 -Trains and apps! -Apps! 429 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,665 -Trains and apps! -Apps! 430 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,003 -Trains and apps! -Trains and apps! 431 00:21:34,097 --> 00:21:35,287 -Whoo-woo! -Whoo-woo! 432 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,551 Trains and apps! Trains and apps! Yeah! 433 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,968 Whoo-hoo! 434 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,514 Get off my bunk. 435 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,302 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 436 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,470 (LAUGHS) High score. 437 00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,969 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 438 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,023 -Sure. I know! -Well, I've got to hand it to you, Milo. 439 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,806 This Upset Trains app you co-invented is amazing. 440 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,612 Yeah, I know! Man, who would've thought 441 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,493 using your finger to shoot a train across the screen... (IMITATES SHOOTING) 442 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,453 ...over some logs, and into a hole 443 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,905 all while the same song plays over and over and over 444 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,544 and over and over again would be such a huge hit? 445 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,955 -(LAUGHS) Yeah! -(LAUGHS) Yeah! 446 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:17,212 Now, if there was only an app for farts. (IMITATES MUSIC, BLOWS RASPBERRY) 447 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,048 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 448 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,303 Hey, Mouse, get any bites yet? 449 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:25,009 -No, it's been pretty quiet around here. -Maybe you should try some different bait. 450 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,717 Patience, Snake. It's all about... 451 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,217 -Whoa! I got a bite! -Ooh! 452 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,227 (GASPS) I think it's a big one. 453 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,231 -What the... -(GASPS) Look, babe, it's a free taco! 454 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,766 It's a stinking miracle! 455 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,691 -Drop it! Drop the taco! -No one's gonna eat that taco! 456 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,361 Yuck! 457 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,614 Maybe I will try some different bait. 36958

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