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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,513 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 2 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:09,763 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 3 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,057 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can't tell 4 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:16,432 Flap your fins, flip your tail School's out, ring the bell! 5 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,060 La, la, la, la 6 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,437 La, la, la, la 7 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,436 La, la, la, la 8 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,147 La, la, la, la 9 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,821 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,993 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 11 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:39,541 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can’t tell 12 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,876 Flap your fins, flip your tail School's out, ring the bell! 13 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,296 (MUSIC PLAYING) 14 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,139 (SYNTH MUSIC PLAYING) 15 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,559 Mr. Mussels, Mr. Mussels, I'm so excited! 16 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:07,152 I just got the poster to advertise our new musical, South Pafishic! 17 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:10,284 (THEATER MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,914 -(ALL CHATTERING) -CLAMANTHA: You go, girl! 19 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,121 Hey, I'm having a idea right now! 20 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:18,082 That we should be using this poster to advertise our new musical, 21 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,365 South Pafishic! 22 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,424 Yeah, I kinda just said that. 23 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,090 Great minds think alike! 24 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,460 Anyways, I think I can use a lot of props from the last show. 25 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,760 But we're gonna need money for our new costumes, 26 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:33,091 some palm trees, a fleet of navy ships... 27 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,966 -That's gonna be a problem! -Why? 28 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:37,603 I may or may not have spent all of our proceeds 29 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:41,351 from our last musical production on beef jerky for my sick mother. 30 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,435 -You did what? -I spent all the money! 31 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,690 -(ALL CLAMORING) -CLAMANTHA: Oh, no! Not that! 32 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,772 Don't panic, guys, don't panic. 33 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,149 I'll just go ask Nurse Principal Fishington for more funds. 34 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,949 It'll be easy. Robots love budgets. 35 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,155 -She's a robot? -Yeah. Remember? 36 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,334 She took over the school and stuff? 37 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,079 Oh, yeah! She cray-cray. 38 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,791 Problem solved. (SING-SONGS) Diddly-doo! 39 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:06,036 No! Error. No! Error. Error. Error. Negative. No! No. No. 40 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:08,921 Excuse me while I file your request. 41 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,759 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 42 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,919 But Nurse Principal Fishington, this is serious. 43 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,841 We're not gonna have a musical this season if we don't have funds. 44 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,009 -Error. -Whoa there! 45 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,268 I'm sorry, Bea. The mere mention of theater just causes me 46 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:23,140 to shoot lasers out of my eyes. 47 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,813 I do not think that that is an unreasonable reaction. 48 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,937 But everyone loves theater. (SCREAMS) 49 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,483 My processor says this is simply not true. 50 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,737 Oh, come on. At least give me a fighting chance. (SCREAMS) 51 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,994 The drama club works really hard. Woah! 52 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,196 And I bet if you just came to see us rehearse, 53 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,743 you'll wanna shower us with funding. 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,160 Fine. 55 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,162 (CHEERFUL THEATER MUSIC PLAYING) 56 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,957 (SINGING) Something is fishy 57 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,802 On the Pafishic Islands 58 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,801 A beast so fearsome 59 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,382 He shan't be named 60 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,588 Speaking specific... 61 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,585 -(GRUMBLES) -...On the Pafishic Islands 62 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,888 May our bravery serve us 63 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,427 Until the beast is slain 64 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,348 Just follow me then, mates No beast is as strong as I am 65 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:09,149 The sweep of my fins He'll not withstand 66 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,071 -We're gonna mash him up, slash him up -We're gonna mash him up, slash him up 67 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,570 -Dash him in the sand -Dash him in the sand 68 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:15,452 -And bring back peace -And bring back peace 69 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,776 -To the islands -To the islands 70 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,156 Error. 71 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,865 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 72 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:30,707 Oh, man! That does not look good. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 73 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,337 Yeah! We gotta help Bea. 74 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,884 -BEA: Help! Help! We're still in here! -(ALL CLAMORING) 75 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,085 Jumbo, I need your help. If anybody's know robots, it's you. 76 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,433 -Payment, please. -BEA: One pudding cup. 77 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,005 (LAUGHS) Thank you. 78 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,979 (GOBBLES) Now, what seems to be the problem? 79 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,690 For some reason, Fishington just hates theater. 80 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,771 Hmm, interesting. Robots don't just hate things for no reason. Tell me more. 81 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,612 She yells "error" and then shoots lasers out of her eyes. 82 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,653 "Error," huh? Sounds like an internal computer problem. 83 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,818 So what do you think, Jumbo? Can you help us? 84 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,026 Normally I would, but tonight is the finale 85 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,867 of Freshwater's Fest Fish Dance Crew! 86 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,294 -OMG, you watch that too? -Totally! Jason killed it last week. 87 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,752 (CHUCKLES) I can't wait to see what happens! 88 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:14,588 Oh, you're too busy? I guess we're just gonna have to call Todd Computerfish. 89 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,245 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -MALE ANNOUNCER: Todd Computerfish! 90 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:20,929 PC problems? No problem. Todd Computerfish. 91 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,721 Where's my internet? Todd Computerfish! 92 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,595 Freshwater's only C+ certified computerist on a skateboard. 93 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,268 Todd Computerfish! 94 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,813 It's what I do. 95 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:35,356 -ANNOUNCER: And he plays guitar! -(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 96 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:38,784 Not Todd Computerfish! 97 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,355 You know what, never mind. I'll just record the show. 98 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,028 All right, here's what we'll do. 99 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,446 Tonight, we'll come back to Fishington's office 100 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:49,785 while she's being recharged, and go inside her brain and find out 101 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,206 where the error message is coming from. 102 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:55,212 That's it? Todd Computerfish would've at least played the guitar. 103 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,378 (ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING) 104 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,509 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 105 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,509 -(MILO GRUNTING) -(OSCAR WHIMPERING) 106 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,767 Jumbo, watch for the motion detectors. You're gonna get us caught! 107 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,767 There are no motion sensors, Milo. 108 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:17,568 (SPARKS CRACKLING) 109 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,109 (BURPS) 110 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,493 (ALL COUGHING, GASPING) 111 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,575 All right. (CHUCKLES) We're in. 112 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:29,161 Woah! That's what Fishington's thoughts look like? 113 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,788 (ELECTRIC HUMMING) 114 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,499 (CRASHING) 115 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,047 Okay. Now, remember, once you're inside, do not touch anything. 116 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,724 If you do, the system will locate you, and you will be purged! 117 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,932 Milo, are you paying attention? 118 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,894 -Yes. -What did I just say? 119 00:05:45,971 --> 00:05:48,101 Something, something, uh, donuts? 120 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,561 Anyway, you only have until sunrise, 121 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:54,308 because that's when Fishington will power back on. 122 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,276 You'll need to wear these headsets, and follow my instructions exactly. 123 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,651 Also, we'll need to wear these. 124 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,029 Uh, I'm not sure how necessary those outfits are to the mission. 125 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:10,119 Come on, Jumbo! We want to look amazing in there. 126 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:12,618 Fine. Draw attention to yourselves. 127 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,416 Yes! Attention! 128 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,421 Go now, to the fronton of Fishing-tier! 129 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:21,296 Uh, to the Frish-ing-ton-tier? 130 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:26,260 To the final frontish... frish... frishing... uh... 131 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,810 Jumbo, we're in. 132 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,515 JUMBO: All right, tell me what you see. 133 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:36,104 Woah, it's totally old school video game-y in here. 134 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,106 All right, don't touch anything. 135 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:44,204 -Bea, where's Milo? -Ooh! Todd Computerfish keychain! 136 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:49,027 -Milo! -Bea, what happened? Where's Milo? 137 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,663 -(ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING) -(SCREAMS, CRASHES) 138 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:56,457 Um, never mind. All right, you should be approaching a set of doors. 139 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,166 We're here. 140 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,881 I'll open the doors for you. 141 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:05,344 By my calculations, the error message must be coming from in there. 142 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,804 (DOOR BUZZES, BEEPS) 143 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:13,311 -Bea! Bea! The doors are closing! -Hold them open! 144 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,563 -(BEEPING CONTINUES) -(GRUNTS) 145 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,692 -Thanks, Oscar! I won't be long. -(OSCAR WHIMPERING) 146 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,193 (GRUNTS, PANTS) 147 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:26,534 -Oscar, what's going on in there? -(WHIMPERS) 148 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,196 FEMALE VOICE: Error. Error. Error. Error. 149 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,237 -Aha! The error message. I'm going in. -Error. Error. Error. Error... 150 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,707 What is this, some sort of old-sie time-sie projection room? 151 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:42,085 Uh, let's see. Next we have, uh, Miss Fishington. 152 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,633 (OLD HOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING) 153 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:47,223 -Uh, it says here you're a robot? -Yes. 154 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:52,222 -Then what are you here for? -I want to be in the play? 155 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:55,559 -(SCOFFS) I beg your pardon? -The play. 156 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,106 Oh, sweetheart, I don't know what they teach yous in robot school, 157 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,610 but surely I don't need to remind you that robots are incapable of conveying 158 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,283 the complex emotions of a living fish! 159 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,315 -But I was hoping... -Forget it, hon. 160 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,158 If at some point you become a living being with feelings, 161 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,787 have your people get in touch with my people. Next! 162 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,205 (ELECTRONIC CRACKLING) 163 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,916 (BEA SCREAMING) 164 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:25,344 FEMALE VOICE: Error. Error. Error. Error. Error. Error. 165 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:29,592 Oscar! Tell Bea she has 20 seconds to get out of there! The sun's coming up! 166 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,558 -Bea! -Hold those doors, Oscar! I'm coming! 167 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,392 -(ELECTRICAL WHOOSHING) -OSCAR: Bea! 168 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:38,518 -(WHIMPERS) Bea! -(BEA PANTING) 169 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,148 (BEA WHIMPERS) 170 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,816 -(BEA SCREAMING) -(BURPS) 171 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,371 -(OSCAR SCREAMING) -(BURPS) 172 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,121 (GROANS) 173 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,714 Did you guys do it? Did you fix the broken thingy? 174 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,498 No. I didn't do it. 175 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,582 (ALL EXCLAIM) 176 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,746 I found out it wasn't an error at all. Her feelings were hurt. 177 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,206 But she's a robot! 178 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:09,511 That may be, Jumbo, but she's a robot with memories. 179 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,758 Sad ones. 180 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,551 But I think I have an idea that will save our show! 181 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,637 Now let's get out of here before Fishington wakes up. 182 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,429 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 183 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:24,521 -Maybe just a tad bit higher. -What is all this nonsense? 184 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,401 It's the musical you wouldn't pay for. 185 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,186 You shut us out of the auditorium and took away our funds. 186 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,742 So we're gonna perform right here in the hallway. 187 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:34,571 Unacceptable. All students evacuate immediately. 188 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,288 I am going to burn down the school. 189 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,832 -(PANTS) -Or you could help us 190 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,615 defeat the creep of the island in South Pafishic! 191 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,418 (CONTINUES PANTING) 192 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,092 Here, we even wrote a part for you. 193 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:50,259 -Why? -Because we'd like to give you the chance 194 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,510 to be the actress you never got to be. 195 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:57,138 NURSE FISHINGTON: You wrote a part... for me? 196 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,980 -(HEART THUMPING) -(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 197 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,864 (SQUEAKING) 198 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,571 Bea, I am touched. 199 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,282 How did you know that is all that I have ever wanted? 200 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,866 Oh, well, we figured it out when we were inside your head. (CHUCKLES) 201 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,542 -What? -Milo! 202 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,040 -Anyway, let me explain. -(PIANO PLAYING) 203 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:28,089 (SINGING) We've waited here for you... 204 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,259 Me? A robot... 205 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,008 (SINGING) With no feelings? 206 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:37,348 Are you sure I'm needed? 207 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:42,176 Without you, we're incompleted 208 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:46,314 -Together, we'll defeat -Together, we'll defeat 209 00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:50,281 -The... -The... 210 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,358 -Creep! -Creep! 211 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,526 (MUSIC PLAYING) 212 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,672 (ALL CHEER) 213 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,881 Fishington approved their funding! The drama department is saved! 214 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:15,263 Now I can buy so much more beef jerky! 215 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,795 For my sick mother. 216 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,925 Thank you for saving the drama department, Nurse Principal Fishington. 217 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:24,516 -(APPLAUSE) -Just listen to them. They love me. 218 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:28,153 But they love Todd Computerfish more. 219 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,364 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(ALL CHEER) 220 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,441 (MUSIC PLAYING) 221 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,502 (CAT PURRS, GROWLS) 222 00:11:47,863 --> 00:11:49,463 -All right, class, listen up. -(BABIES COOING, LAUGHING) 223 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,634 As you all know, I've recently become the father 224 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,881 -to many wonderful, beautiful babies... -(BABY BABBLING) 225 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,553 ...and... Hey, where do you think you're going? 226 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,722 -Look, the point is, I need sleep. -(BABIES COOING) 227 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,890 A half-hour a week just isn't cutting it anymore. 228 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,803 Which leads me to your new assignment. 229 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,678 Each of you will be partnering up with the fish next to you 230 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,767 and watching one of my children for the remainder of the week. 231 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,976 Now, are there any questions? 232 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,944 -Mr. Baldwin, are... are we supposed to... -(BABY COOING) 233 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,106 -(DOOR SLAMS) -Oh. Oh, he left. 234 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,612 Whoo! Looks like it's you and me, Oscar. This will be good practice. 235 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:21,029 You know, I'm gonna have kids someday. It'll keep me grounded when I'm famous. 236 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,199 I don't know, Bea. 237 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,663 I mean, being a parent is a huge responsibility. 238 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,367 -MALE VOICE: Shut up, Oscar! -Whoa! Who... who said that? 239 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,495 MALE VOICE: Up here! 240 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:32,785 Oh! Hey, Brain! I can see you through my head! Weird. 241 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,796 Listen to me, Oscar. Now's your chance to get Bea to see you differently. 242 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,086 (STUTTERS) What do you mean? 243 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,755 Er, well, if you show her you can be a parent 244 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,264 to that baby seahorse thing, 245 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,977 she'll see you as father material. She'll think it's hot. 246 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,981 Trust me, I'm your brain. I know everything. 247 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,147 Okay, great idea! 248 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,148 All right, Bea, we're gonna be great parents together! 249 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,935 Isn't that right, big guy? 250 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,065 (BABY SQUEALS, GIGGLES) 251 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,487 -(BEA LAUGHS) -OSCAR: (LAUGHS) Yeah! 252 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,571 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 253 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,906 CHORUS: (SINGING) Oh, I'm your baby, maybe 254 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,157 When you gonna change me, change me, baby? 255 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,964 Ba-ba-ba-baby Ma-ma-ma-maybe 256 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,130 Won't you be my baby, baby? 257 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,675 (IMITATES PLANE) This is Captain Applesauce, 258 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,840 requesting permission to land in baby's mouth. 259 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:26,221 -(GRUNTS) -(IMITATES PLANE) Boosh! 260 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,222 Yum! Yum! (GIGGLES) 261 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,188 Okay, little fella, nappy time! (CLEARS THROAT) 262 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,690 (SINGING) Go to sleep and good night 263 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,572 Your eyes are getting heavy 264 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,777 You know you're tired So don't fight 265 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:43,742 We'll see you when you wake up 266 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:47,195 -(SNORES) -Wow, Oscar! 267 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:51,290 You're, like, really good at this. You're like... 268 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,711 You're like the world's best dad. 269 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,625 Oh thanks, Bea. I'm just doing what comes naturally. 270 00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,212 I'm gonna put him to bed and grab you some blankets. 271 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,298 (STUTTERS) Blankets? 272 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,586 Oh! Well, you're staying here tonight, right? 273 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,006 -To help me watch him? -Oh. (STUTTERS). Oh, yes! 274 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,639 (STUTTERS) I would very like to do that, thank you. 275 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,266 Great, I'll set up the couch. 276 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,897 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 277 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,607 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 278 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,232 Good night, baby. 279 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,822 -Good night, Oscar. -Good night, Bea. 280 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,613 Good night, cup. 281 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,540 (SNORES) 282 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,662 -(DOOR OPENING) -(DISHES CLATTERING) 283 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,288 Bea, is that you? (SCREAMS) 284 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,263 Baby? What are you doing out here? 285 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,669 (IN DEEP VOICE) You're dreaming! Now go back to bed. 286 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,800 -(GASPS) -(SWITCH CLICKS) 287 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,264 -What's going on in here? -Bea! The baby! He... he just talked! 288 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,385 (WAILS) 289 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,519 What is wrong with you? You can't give a baby a sandwich! 290 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,274 -He could choke! -I didn't give him that, I swear. 291 00:14:57,355 --> 00:15:00,145 Oh, there, there, it's okay. 292 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,938 Look, from now on, if you're not sure what to do with him, 293 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,397 just grab me, okay? 294 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,494 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 295 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,742 (STUTTERS) 296 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,449 -(ROOSTER CROWING) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 297 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,669 "And then, the hot dog said..." 298 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,543 Milo, can I talk to you for a minute? 299 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,421 Oh. Hey, bro, come on in! We're right in the middle of story time! 300 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,545 -Um, thanks, I... -(SHUSHES) 301 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,967 -Sit down, be quiet! -Oh, okay. 302 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,807 "Then the hot dog said to the zebra... 303 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,473 (IN BABY VOICE) "'Have you seen my mommy?' 304 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,889 "And the zebra said... 305 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,056 (IN DEEP VOICE) "'No. You should ask the monkey.'" 306 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,805 Um, can I just ask a really quick... 307 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:41,940 Ah, you're ruining the story! I'm gonna clobber you. 308 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,738 Oh, no, no, no, it's okay. Uh, why don't you two, uh, 309 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,822 -go play for a bit? -Okay! 310 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,830 -What's wrong, darling? -Has your baby done anything weird? 311 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,620 Like, talk to you, or made himself a sandwich? 312 00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,408 Babies don't eat sandwiches. You don't know anything! 313 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,541 -(GASPS, CRIES) -Look at what you did! 314 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,705 Jocktopus, it's cool. Just use Tickle-Me Carl. 315 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,259 Oh, yeah. 316 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,375 (CRYING) 317 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,389 (LAUGHS, COOS) 318 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,467 Look, man, at this age, they don't do all that much. 319 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:14,892 Food goes in one end, comes out the other. 320 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,104 (SING-SONGS) Circle of life 321 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,600 Yeah. I... I guess you're right. 322 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,690 -Thanks, Milo. -Now leave us alone 323 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,646 -so we can finish our story! -(LAUGHS) 324 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,453 Boy, that thing really tickles! 325 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:33,534 Uh, hey, Bea. I... I'm really sorry about last night. 326 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,500 Here, these are for you... (STUTTERS) ...and the baby. 327 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,133 That is so sweet. I should put them in some water. 328 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,666 Oh, and the baby's taking a nap in my room. You can go in there, 329 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,259 -but just be careful not to wake him up. -Okay, great! 330 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,216 All right, bear, we are back in business. 331 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,137 DEEP MALE VOICE: Oh, no way, Glenn, they got no idea, no idea! 332 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,944 They're all as dumb as a box of shoes! 333 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:06,611 That old seahorse didn't have nothing at his joint, but this place is great! 334 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:10,566 The girl, she ain't much to look at, but she's dumb as a shoe. 335 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,657 Ah, yep, I'm gonna steal as much junk as I can. 336 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,196 You know how much I love stealing things, Glenn. 337 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,249 You want me to steal you something? Hold on, let me write that down. 338 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,337 Batteries and toothpaste for Glenn. All right, I gotta go. 339 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,842 I gotta fill up this diaper, 340 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,012 so they don't catch on that I'm not really a baby. 341 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,092 Hey! Stop right there, you little thief! 342 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,966 (GASPS, BABBLES) 343 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,681 Ga-ga! Doo-doo! 344 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,723 Oh, no, you don't! I heard everything! 345 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,718 (STUTTERS) You're some sort of baby-sized man 346 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,427 who... who... who looks like a baby! 347 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,439 And you made me look bad in front of Bea! You're busted, buster! 348 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,733 Oh, yeah, sweetheart? 349 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,153 Well, I've been pulling this baby scam for years, and I'm not about to let 350 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:51,703 some pathetic teenager and his below-average girlfriend stop me! 351 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,029 (GASPS) You take that back! 352 00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,871 -(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS) 353 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,697 OSCAR: Whoa, whoa! 354 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,452 (BOTH GROWLING) 355 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,000 (SCREAMS) Oscar! What are you doing? 356 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,211 Bea, he... he's not really a baby! He... he's just pretending to be! 357 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,674 Tell her what you really are! 358 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,169 (SOBS) 359 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,337 You cut that out, you little faker! 360 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,427 (SCREAMS) Whoa! (WHIMPERS) 361 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,894 All right, I don't know what your problem is! 362 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,811 I thought you could handle this parenting thing, 363 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,679 but that wasn't even close to okay. 364 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,386 (STUTTERS) But... but Bea, I... 365 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,846 You should go! I can finish the assignment on my own. 366 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,811 (LAUGHS, COOS) 367 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,688 -(DOOR SLAMS) -(GASPS, SIGHS) 368 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,950 -(WHISTLE BLOWS) -All aboard The Sweetie Express. 369 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:41,245 Next stop is the land of puppy dog tails, butterfly kisses, 370 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,659 magic rainbows and baby butterflies, 371 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,378 fluffy puffy clouds, magic marshmallow gumdrops, 372 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,169 and gold and silver sparkly butterflies. 373 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:53,217 So, you guys hear about Oscar and Bea? It's messed up. 374 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,721 Sha. I never liked Oscar. 375 00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,005 -(GRUNTS) -Well, I still think he's hot! 376 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,847 One time I saw Oscar get really mad, and then he flipped over a chair, 377 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,102 and then he told me I was totally hot! 378 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,147 -It really happened! -Hey, girls! 379 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,402 Oh, Bea! We were just saying we think you're so brave, 380 00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,199 raising a baby all on your own for the whole rest of the week! 381 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,621 Thanks, Finberley. I am brave. 382 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:21,203 I just can't believe Oscar would act like that. It's so unlike him. 383 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,789 Well, we are here for you, Mama. 384 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,463 Bea! Bea! I... I need to show you something! 385 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,130 Oh, no way. Don't worry, girl, I'm handling this. 386 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,995 Bea, please, this is important. 387 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,591 Shellsea, I'm really sorry for what I'm about to do. 388 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,547 (GRUNTS) What the heck? 389 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,347 -I got you! -Hey, Oscar! 390 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,215 You bring him back here right now! 391 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,767 Come on, man, give the lady back her baby! 392 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:47,524 -Hang on, I want Bea to see something. -Give it up, man. I'm just gonna cry. 393 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,153 Nope, you're gonna laugh. 394 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,901 (GIGGLING) 395 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,276 -What is he doing? -He's tickling the baby! 396 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,784 He's gone crazy with power! 397 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,115 (LAUGHTER DEEPENS) 398 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,616 -Knock it off, you meathead! -(ALL GASP) 399 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,665 -What? -He... he just talked! 400 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,842 He's no baby! He's a tiny man! 401 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,459 Ew! I changed him! Ew! 402 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,928 This is what I've been trying to tell you. He's a conman. 403 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,588 He... he talks to this guy named Glenn, 404 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,257 and... and he steals things, and... 405 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,099 -Hey, where did he go? -Look! 406 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,852 He's headed for the train! 407 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,893 -(BABIES COOING) -All right, you little butterflies, 408 00:20:27,977 --> 00:20:30,557 time to fly back to your mommies and daddies and... 409 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,646 (GRUNTS) 410 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,440 So long, suckers! 411 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,818 -JUMBO: Our babies are on that train! -FINBERLEY: My baby! 412 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,902 -BO: Oh, no, my baby. -ESMARGOT: This is not happening. 413 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,319 (GRUNTS) 414 00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,581 -(BABBLES) -Stay in your seat, tiger. 415 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:45,914 Huh? 416 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,754 Whoa! (GRUNTS) 417 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,343 Hey, what are you... Ow! Ow! 418 00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:56,168 -Ouch! Whoa. -(GRUNTS) 419 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,091 -Whoa! -(LAUGHS) 420 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,144 Here, bro! Catch! 421 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,179 Ow, Milo! 422 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,472 (GRUNTS, LAUGHS) I got you now! 423 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,926 Whoa. (WHIMPERS) 424 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,690 (SCREAMS) 425 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,686 (CRIES) 426 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,107 -(POLICE SIREN BLARING) -(BABIES COOING, LAUGHING) 427 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,243 (ALL BABBLING) 428 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,526 Good work, son. 429 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,446 We've been after old Baby Face Bryant for years. 430 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,539 Now the only place he's gonna be making poopy is in county jail. 431 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,544 Oh, man! 432 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,168 (BELL RINGS) 433 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,956 Well, class, I hope you all have a new appreciation for the miracle of... 434 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,172 something. 435 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,886 Now, I'll be taking my children back, because I actually kinda miss 'em. 436 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:44,759 Thank you. 437 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,349 -(WHIMPERS) -Thank you. 438 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,520 (SOBS) 439 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,146 Please don't take my baby! (SOBS) 440 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,610 Please don't take my baby! 441 00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:00,990 Um, Mr. Baldwin, it turns out our baby was actually a tiny criminal, 442 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,913 -and he got arrested. -Fair enough. 443 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,530 I am so sorry I ever doubted you, Oscar. 444 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,909 You were totally heroic out there. I have something of yours. 445 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,706 I just know that someday, you're gonna be an awesome parent. 446 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,248 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 447 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,803 (SNORING) 448 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:25,642 (RATTLING) 449 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,100 (RATTLING) 450 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,646 (RATTLING) 451 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,691 (RATTLING) 452 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,691 Snake! I'm trying to sleep. Keep it down, will you? 453 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:46,031 -Me? I thought the kid belonged to you! -(RATTLING) 35508

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