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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:02,787 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,800 -(SONG BEGINS) -(SINGING) One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,343 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,637 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 5 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:13,061 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Got a secret I can't tell 6 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,773 Flap your fins Flip your tail 7 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,522 School's out Ring the bell! 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,983 La, la, la, la 9 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,813 Ooh 10 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,358 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,982 Ooh 12 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,358 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,275 Ooh 14 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,153 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,700 Ooh 16 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,820 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 17 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:36,041 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 18 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,543 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve Got a secret I can't tell 19 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,166 Flap your fins Flip your tail 20 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,713 School's out Ring the bell! 21 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,420 (SONG ENDS) 22 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,129 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 23 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,733 (YELPS) 24 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,519 (PANTING, GROANING) 25 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,358 BEA: (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh, it's starting! Hurry! 26 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,068 Guys, guys, it's on! 27 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,699 NARRATOR: On this episode of HTV's True Hamsterwood Story, 28 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,201 Brandon Bubbler. 29 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:15,620 Created by a group of scientists, engineers, and talent scouts, 30 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:19,044 this is the story of model X-10-79-25. 31 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:25,248 After careful surveying and polling, X-10-79-25 was re-titled Brandon Bubbler. 32 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:30,419 Singing, dancing, and girl wooing were all programmed into his very being. 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,300 Brandon's finest gift proved to be none other than connecting 34 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:36,930 with the youth of today. 35 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:40,179 Brandon Bubbler loves texting, chilling, and frozen yogurt. 36 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,687 If that's not me, I don't know who me is. 37 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,693 (SLURPS) True that, sister! 38 00:01:44,980 --> 00:01:48,730 NARRATOR: But after countless world tours, 18 platinum singles, 39 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,650 and a failed relationship with his backup dancer Rebecca... 40 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,823 (ECHOES) Rebecca, Rebecca... 41 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:59,660 Brandon Bubbler began to lose what made him so special to so many. 42 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:04,168 Teens everywhere used to be all like, "Yeah! Brandon Bubbler! All right!" 43 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:08,343 But now teens are all like, "Psh..." (GROANS) "Brandon Bubbler..." 44 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:09,803 (GROANS) 45 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,715 NARRATOR: Brandon Bubbler has been avoiding any spotlight 46 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:15,303 since his sudden tumble from teen idol. 47 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,969 But recent government reports and popular tabloid magazines 48 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:23,101 report that Brandon Bubbler has attempted to escape the spotlight 49 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,308 by attending Freshwater High. 50 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,072 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh! You guys! 51 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,938 Oh, my gosh, it's Brandon! (SQUEALS) Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 52 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:34,986 This is the most amazing thing that could possibly happen. I'm gonna die! 53 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,195 Brandon! 54 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,951 (SCREAMING) 55 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,238 (BELL RINGING) 56 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:44,213 Okay, keep cool, Bea. Brandon Bubbler is gonna be in your class. 57 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:47,383 There is no reason to get worked up. 58 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,384 Brandon! Brandon! 59 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,419 Oscar, why is Bea going crazy? 60 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,421 OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG. 61 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:57,181 -You didn't hear, Milo? Brandon Bubbler... -Brandon! 62 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,103 Brandon Bubbler's gonna be a student in our class. 63 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:03,813 -Brandon Bubbler? -Brandon Bubbler! 64 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,227 Yes, Brandon Bubbler. 65 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,274 -Brandon Bubbler! -Brandon Bubbler! 66 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,517 -Brandon Bubbler! -Brandon Bubbler! 67 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,439 -Brandon Bubbler! -Brandon Bubbler! 68 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,607 Okay, everybody, if we could all quiet down. 69 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:15,279 I know some of you have heard something 70 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:18,124 about a specific student joining our class. 71 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,082 I'd like to say that these rumors are... 72 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,003 true. Please join me in welcoming 73 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:30,417 Bjorñ Uh-fur-grazuhr-zuh-zuhnonenen. 74 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:31,627 Zuhzuhnenen. 75 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:38,264 No. It's Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen. "Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen." 76 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:45,388 -"Bjorkey Uhfarmargen." -Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen. 77 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,519 -Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen. -Bjorñ Ouhhfáhrrrgãwrdczhen. 78 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:49,770 Hello! 79 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:52,318 Yeah, he's our new foreign exchange student. 80 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,992 -You can sit down now. -Thank you. 81 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,784 Oh yeah, Brandon Bubbler's joining the class, too. 82 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,199 (MUSIC PLAYING) 83 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,656 Got a case of L-U-V 84 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,245 -Hey, what's up? I'm Brandon Bubbler. -Yeah, Brandon! 85 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,328 (WHOOPING) 86 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,615 (WHOOPING) 87 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,421 You can go take your seat now, Brandon. 88 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,014 -(WHISPERS) That's Brandon Bubbler. -We know, Bea. 89 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,667 -(SCRAPING) -(GRUNTING) 90 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:24,057 Hey there, Brandon. Brandon Bubbler. 91 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,681 (GIGGLES) 92 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,387 Would you look at us, you know, just talking like old friends. 93 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,024 -I'm Bea. -I know. 94 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,807 -You do? -Yeah, you're, like, the girl 95 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,320 who kidnapped me and had me sing at your birthday party. 96 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:36,363 (GIGGLES) 97 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,735 That's me. But technically, it was those guys. 98 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,357 (GIGGLES) 99 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,025 -I'm sorry about that. -No, it's cool. 100 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:47,951 -In a lot of ways, I miss being kidnapped. -Huh? What an unexpected response. 101 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:51,423 The days of being blindfolded, taken to exotic locations, 102 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,253 feeling like you're worth something to someone else, gone. 103 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,424 Nobody wants to kidnap ol' Brandon Bubbler anymore. 104 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,721 Did you come to this school so I would kidnap you again? 105 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,304 -No, no. -Oh. 106 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,492 My record company thought it would be a good idea for me to go 107 00:05:04,641 --> 00:05:06,561 to high school and hang out with kids my own age. 108 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,313 They think I'll get my relatability back. 109 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,435 But I'm not sure how taking away my swag will make me more relatable. 110 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:15,233 -I have no clue how to be a teen. -I'm a teen! I get me! 111 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,858 And I think I get you, too. 112 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,108 I wanna show you what it's like to be a teenager! 113 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:22,988 (SQUEALS) And get you back in the music business! 114 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,525 Uh, okay. Yeah, why not? 115 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:26,657 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(RECORD SCRATCH) 116 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,825 No! No musical numbers in class. 117 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:33,036 Why can't you two be more like Bjorñ and pay attention? 118 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,498 (INTERNALLY) No, Bjorñ is not paying attention. 119 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,670 Bjorñ wants to know what it's like to be a teenager, too. 120 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:46,848 Because Bjorñ is really 37 years old. 121 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,934 (MUSIC PLAYING) 122 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,645 (SINGS) I come from the land of Crenotaninia 123 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:56,568 I left my two kids and wife 124 00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:03,411 I got on a boat and come over here To learn about teenage life 125 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,992 Like homework and kittens And shopping at the mall 126 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,540 Makeup and football And hanging at the diner 127 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,254 This is what it means to be a teen 128 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:18,206 Live out the teenage dream 129 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:21,418 Then I won't be, how do you say 130 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,377 Lonely 131 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,394 (BOTH LAUGHING) 132 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,811 Oh, my! What a hoot! (LAUGHS) 133 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,931 Dude, that was so awesome. 134 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,937 I love being a regular teenager. I had no idea it was so cool. 135 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,310 (CHUCKLES) Well, I'm glad you're enjoying it! 136 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,229 More than you will ever know. This is like a whole new world for me. 137 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,397 A world where I get what I was actually singing about. 138 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,107 A world where I kinda understand what it's like to be a teenager. 139 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,450 Great! I'm glad I solved your little problem. 140 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,526 Now you can get back to being Brandon Bubbler 141 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:53,121 and being awesome and making all my dreams come true. (SINGSONG) Diddly-doo. 142 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,793 (TRUMPETS SOUNDING) 143 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,459 (SINGS) I'm just a girl Who's walking to school 144 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,087 Who's friends with Brandon Bubbler I'm friends with Brandon Bubbler 145 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,418 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(SCREAMS) 146 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,302 Brandon's limo! Brandon, are you okay? 147 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,505 Not Brandon. It's Bjorñ! 148 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,850 Thanks to Brandon Bubbles, I am now a fun, cool teenager like you. 149 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,403 I do not care about my parents, not one bit. 150 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:22,693 School is stinky because teacher Baldwin talks like goose. 151 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,823 (BLOWING RASPBERRY) 152 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,109 Take it back, Bjorñ! 153 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,819 Go sit on egg. 154 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:33,083 -Make me! -Do not have cow, man. 155 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,044 Wait! Why does Baldwin have Brandon's bling? 156 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,866 And Esmargot's got his hat? 157 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:43,625 (SINGS) You make me go snap, girl! Got my head in a whirl 158 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,052 -Woah. -DR. FROG: Music awards! 159 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,050 Get Brandon Bubbler's music awards here! 160 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,219 -What is happening? -Whassup, Bea? 161 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,428 Hey, Brandon. 162 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,483 -Brandon! What happened to you? -What do you mean? 163 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,852 Well, you've changed your clothes, and everybody's got your stuff! 164 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:03,937 Oh yeah. That stuff was kinda weighing the new me down. So I gave it all away. 165 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:09,282 -This is the new Brandon. Brandon Feldman. -Brandon Feldman? 166 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:13,407 -I'm a regular teenager now, Bea. -What? No, no! You're Brandon Bubbler, 167 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:17,116 -international pop star. -No, shawty. It's just like you showed me. 168 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,998 I was missing out. Regular teenage life is the best. 169 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,497 Check you later, Bea. I gotta go do some homework 170 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,051 and then get to bed pretty early 'cause we have a test tomorrow. 171 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,973 No! You're a pop star! You're a pop star! Come back! 172 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,051 (GROANS) This isn't what was supposed to happen. Diddly-darn it! 173 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,394 -Money fight! -Money fight! 174 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,524 (LAUGHS) 175 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,808 -Money, money, money! -Money, money, money! 176 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,311 -(SIGHS) -Hey, Bea, what's wrong? 177 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,226 You're not throwing any of Brandon's money. 178 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:44,395 Brandon Bubbler's gone. I destroyed him. 179 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:49,396 Hey, hey, hey, girl, Brandon Bubbler went away on his own choosing. 180 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,871 You just showed him a reason to leave. 181 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,082 Wait a minute. I got it! 182 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,374 I only showed Brandon fun things about being a teenager. 183 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,457 But teen life is equally about the awkward and depressing moments, isn't it? 184 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,588 (SNEEZES) 185 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,634 -Yes. -Maybe if I show Brandon "Feldman" 186 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:12,007 the bad stuff about being a teenager, Brandon Bubbler would wanna come back. 187 00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:14,257 Well, maybe he doesn't wanna come back. 188 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,097 Um, if he didn't wanna come back, he would've told me. 189 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,385 He did tell you. 190 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,729 I'm giving it all up, Bea, and I'm never going back. 191 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,022 Just help me show him how bad being a teenager is! 192 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,610 -Okay, okay! -Okay, okay! 193 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,781 -Sheesh. -Sheesh. 194 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,162 (SINGS) Teenager, teenager, teenager life 195 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,782 I hate spelling words And my mom makes me angry 196 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,829 Oh, teenager, teenager, teenager life 197 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,828 Clean up your room, get a good report card 198 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,634 Pimples, girls, boys, bullies Getting sent to your room for singing 199 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,672 Teenager life! Teenager life! 200 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:50,546 Teenager life! Teenager life! 201 00:09:55,929 --> 00:10:00,809 My life is no knock-knock joke, butt-face. Go sit on egg. 202 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:05,732 Wow. That teenage experience was much different than last time, Bea. 203 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,527 Yeah, things got a little... Huh. What's the word... 204 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,652 -Sad. -Yeah! Sad. 205 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,821 But that's just a normal day in every teen's life. 206 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,620 I mean, when you were a giant pop star, you didn't have to deal 207 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,703 with stuff like that. But, Brandon Feldman, 208 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:23,333 this stuff is gonna be coming at you like a bad acne breakout. 209 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,462 (SLOW ACOUSTIC MUSIC PLAYS) 210 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,335 So, I happen to have this hat to symbolize your transformation 211 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:33,054 back into Brandon Bubbler. Would you like to put this hat back on, Brandon? 212 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,508 (POP MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 213 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,056 No, shawty, I'm not going back. 214 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:44,063 What? But being a teenager is so tough and weird! 215 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,557 I know. I know that now. But it's worth it to me because I'm figuring things out 216 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,440 for myself. I know Brandon Bubbler is pretty dope, 217 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,188 but maybe Brandon Feldman is pretty dope, too. 218 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,699 And now that he's in high school with you, 219 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:56,953 maybe he can actually get to know you better. 220 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,712 Oh, really? Wait! I can work with that. I can work with that! (GIGGLES) 221 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,790 So, do you wanna go to the Hokey Poke and get a milkshake? 222 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,748 -Sure. -(SINGSONG) Diddly-dee! (CHUCKLES) 223 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:17,053 Brandon, I'm so glad we found you! Your records are selling like crazy! 224 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,255 Your going back to school was the best career decision 225 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:22,770 I've ever made! And I mean that. 226 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,943 We need you back on tour right now! 227 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,310 (CLICKS FINGERS) Pack your things. 228 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,267 Wow-wow-wee! 229 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,939 (YODELING) 230 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,986 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 231 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,964 (PHONE RINGING) 232 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:55,382 Thanks for calling Jocktopizza, home of the best family-made pizza 233 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,005 in all of Freshwater. What can I get ya? 234 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,684 WOMAN: (ON PHONE) I'll have the usual, please. 235 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:04,431 Mama, one large special, extra sausage, but don't make it too pretty 236 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,019 or I might have to marry it instead of you. 237 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:08,975 (LAUGHS) 238 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,317 Jocktopus win another football game! 239 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,646 Congratulations, son! Have a pizza. 240 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,321 Nom-nom-nom, mmm. 241 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,490 Look at our son, Mama. He's grown into such a big, giant man-pus. 242 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,618 -I think it's time. -Time for what? 243 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:30,289 Time for you to become a part of our family tradition. 244 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,540 Ooh. 245 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,708 Everyone in our family has made their own personal pizza recipe. 246 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,970 I made a fatty pizza with lots of sausage. 247 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,300 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 248 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,466 Your mom made a hot pepper pizza, 249 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:43,847 'cause she's so hot. 250 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,595 (LAUGHS) 251 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,425 Then, there's your older brother, Rocktopus. 252 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:52,233 -Rocktopus. -Who made his famous gold record pizza, 253 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:56,685 with bits of real gold crusted sausage! Pizza magic. 254 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,569 But you have not made a pizza. 255 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:04,026 Son, my one wish for you is that today you will make me 256 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:08,082 the happiest father alive, that you will finally make 257 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,042 your own special, unique pizza. 258 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:16,709 Jocktopus wanna make Jocktopapa happy. So he will make the best pizza ever! 259 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,219 That's my boy! Now let's get to it! 260 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,882 Here are all the ingredients you need to make your masterpiece. 261 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,972 (SINGS) Pizza makin', la, la, la, la 262 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,978 -Oh, how I have waited for this moment. -All done! 263 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,232 What is that? 264 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,572 It's Jocktopus' pizza! 265 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:40,109 Then I have failed. As both a pizza-maker and a father. 266 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:43,071 Mama, bring the poison! It's time for me to die! 267 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,490 (WHIMPERS) 268 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,158 Jocktopus just kidding! (CHUCKLES) 269 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,918 (LAUGHS) 270 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:58,339 Mama, did you hear our son, the comedian? He only pretended to break my heart! 271 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,093 (LAUGHS) 272 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,594 -Now, make your pizza for real. -Uh, don't worry. 273 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:07,510 Jocktopus won't let you down. But first, I have to go potty. 274 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,430 -(GROANS) -(GLASS SHATTERING) 275 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,022 (BELL RINGS) 276 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:15,520 Now, class, who can tell me the most important step in baking a cake? 277 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,518 -Precise measurements! -Temperature! 278 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,780 -Frosting! -Chocolate! It's the chocolate! 279 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,902 Nope. Licking the beater! 280 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,238 (SCREAMS) 281 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,832 Apparently, you should turn it off first. 282 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,157 Jocktopus have a Jockto-emergency! 283 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,577 You teach Jocktopus how to make his special pizza now! 284 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,706 Let me make some room for you, big fella. Thanks, Clamantha. 285 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,837 -No problem. -Making pizza's really easy. 286 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,804 -Yeah, you'll be a pro in no time. -Okay, class, 287 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,465 everyone got their pizza-making mustaches on? 288 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,683 -Yeah! -Yeah! 289 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,760 (WHISPERS) Where's your pizza-making mustache? 290 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,351 Jocktopus doesn't have one. 291 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,597 How do you expect to make a pizza with no pizza-making mustache? 292 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,895 Now you got it goin' on. 293 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,984 Repeat after me. "That's a spicy pizza!" 294 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,610 -"That's a spicy pizza!" -"That's a spicy pizza!" 295 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:08,908 Good! Now say, "Ay, you got-a your-a meat-a-balls in my pepperoni!" 296 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,365 -"Ay, you got-a your-a meat-a-balls -"Ay, you got-a your-a meat-a-balls 297 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,496 -in-a my pepperoni!" -in-a my pepperoni!" 298 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,415 Teacher, Jocktopus in a hurry! 299 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,669 Okay, the first step in making a delicious pizza is... 300 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,668 calling Jocktopizza on the phone! 301 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,472 Huh? No! 302 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:28,261 -One Jocktopapa special, hot from the... -(SCREAMS) 303 00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:31,061 Oh, hey, son! Did you tell all your little nerd friends 304 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,812 how you're gonna finally make your special family pizza for me? 305 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,024 (SOBS) 306 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,978 (SCREAMS) 307 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,663 Well, if you didn't want me to eat them, you should've told me that 308 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,740 before you asked me to babysit your kids! 309 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,498 Jocktopus, you big dummy! What's going on? 310 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,839 You need to get it together. Because this is not working for me! 311 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,516 You don't understand, Piranhica! This is a family issue. 312 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,102 And we're not married yet! 313 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,444 (GROANS) Oh, you need family? I'll call you some family. 314 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,061 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 315 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,700 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 316 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,778 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 317 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,409 Who is making all the noise? Oh, wait. That's me. 318 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,212 Yello? This is Rocktopus. 319 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,829 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER PHONE) 320 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:46,014 Rocktopus be right there. Concert is over. Rocktopus has to go help little brother. 321 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,224 I love you, Rocktopus! 322 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,769 -I can see you hiding, you dummy. -Jocktopus not here. 323 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:02,765 -This just a talking goal post. -He's all yours, dude. 324 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,689 ROCKTOPUS: Hey, Jocktopoop. 325 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,032 Wanna do some donuts in Rocktopus' sweet ride? 326 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,701 Very much, yes. 327 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,279 (WHOOPING) 328 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,325 -So, what you gonna do? -More donuts! 329 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,326 No, about making pizza. 330 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,332 Okay, Jocktopus has plan. 331 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,752 Jocktopus run away! 332 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,256 (SCREAMS) 333 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,593 (GROANS) Let me go! 334 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,263 Not till you tell Rocktopus what wrong. 335 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,677 (GRUNTS) 336 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:43,475 Jocktopus sad 'cause he knows there's no special pizza inside him. 337 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,609 You not alone, little brother. Rocktopus once felt same. 338 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:52,485 Rocktopus lie! Rocktopus only ever feel the awesome power of rock. 339 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,527 No, back when Rocktopus was supposed to make his own pizza... 340 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,248 Rocktopus don't care about pizza. 341 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,043 Rocktopus only has room in his heart for rock 'n' roll! (WHOOPING) 342 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,294 Son of mine, you got a big heart. 343 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,129 There's lots of room in there for both our dreams. 344 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,176 ROCKTOPUS: But Rocktopus still not understand. 345 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:18,006 So he drove sweet ride up to top of tanks and poured all feelings 346 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,717 into song. 347 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:23,640 (SINGS) La, la, la, la, la! Baby, baby, baby, baby, la! 348 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:28,940 Rocktopus then realize that song was his pizza. 349 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,606 Your gold record pizza? 350 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:38,078 Little Jocktopus just gotta take what he best at, and put it in pizza. 351 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:41,499 -Jocktopus best at football! -Yeah! Football pizza! 352 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,995 -Football pizza? -Football pizza! 353 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,666 -Football pizza! -Football pizza! 354 00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:48,835 Football pizza! 355 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,957 -(ALL SCREAM) -Football pizza! 356 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,380 Football pizza! 357 00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,295 Football pizza! 358 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,640 Football pizza... Eww... 359 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,977 So, uh, where'd you say we were goin'? 360 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,564 (LAUGHS) 361 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,895 Okay, Jocktoparents, take off blindfolds. 362 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:12,942 Hey! We're at the football field! I didn't realize you had a game today. 363 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,702 Oh, yeah! It's Jocktopus' most important game ever. 364 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,485 -Is Rocktopus ready? -Uh-huh. Is Jocktopus ready? 365 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,158 Uh-huh. You dumb nerd-fishes ready? 366 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,577 Uh-huh. 367 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,834 -Why are we doing this? -'Cause Jocktopus said he'd turn us 368 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:30,586 -into fish paste if we didn't. -Fish paste. Yeah. 369 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,295 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 370 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,925 Well, look, Ma! There's Rocktopus! 371 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,851 (SIGHS) 372 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,388 Jocktopus can do this. 373 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:52,226 (SINGS) Girl, you're so hot And I think you're fine 374 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:57,406 See that sweet ride? Yeah, you know it's mine 375 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,571 You want a ride? 376 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,161 Hut, hut, hut! 377 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,582 ROCKTOPUS: Get inside 378 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,836 Oh, my gosh! Will you look at that! They covered the field in pizza dough! 379 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:20,965 Drivin' around Sweet ride takes us there 380 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,601 We're drivin' without no care 381 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,903 'Cause you look hot tonight 382 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,361 All right! 383 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:40,405 Mamma mia! Our son has turned the football field into a giant pizza! 384 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:48,867 Look at my awesome hair 385 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,789 It don't seem fair 386 00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:03,011 Drivin' round Sweet ride takes us there 387 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:06,469 Mozzarella cheese fireworks! (CHUCKLES) 388 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,930 Oh, pizza magic. 389 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,023 Now, the game breaker. 390 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,119 Son! Son! Are you okay? Speak to me! 391 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,918 Jocktopus did it! He make his own special pizza! 392 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,252 That was some good work, dude! 393 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,127 I don't think this is gonna come out of my clothes. 394 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,924 -I knew you could do it. -(SIGHS HAPPILY) 395 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,262 Dumb Jocktopus forgot one thing. 396 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:41,632 -Nuh-uh. -Nuh-huh. 397 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,089 -Good pizza gotta be cooked! -Oh, yeah. 398 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,431 Don't worry. Rocktopus got it. 399 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:51,271 Rocktopus call on ancient spirit of rock 'n' roll to come help. 400 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,267 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 401 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,689 Uh-oh. 402 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:04,534 You made it on the menu, son. I am so proud of you! 403 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,238 (GRUNTS HAPPILY) 404 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,912 -(BELL RINGING) -CUSTOMER: Uh, excuse me... 405 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,914 Yeah, I'd like to order a Touchdown Special. 406 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,536 Football pizza time again! 407 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,754 (LAUGHS) 408 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:18,962 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 409 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,128 Is he still out there? 410 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842 Yeah. 411 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:25,933 (SLOW MUSIC PLAYS) 412 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:31,021 (DOG WHINING) 413 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,109 (WHINES) 414 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,113 He's kinda creepin' me out. 415 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,778 Yeah, I don't do well with needy people. 32791

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