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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:02,964 (ALARM CLOCK BUZZING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:06,423 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,677 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 4 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:13,061 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can't tell 5 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:16,308 Move your feet, shake your rump School's out, ring the bell! 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,980 La, la, la 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,731 Ooh 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,355 La, la, la 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,938 Ooh 10 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,323 La, la, la 11 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,315 Ooh 12 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,071 La, la, la 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,605 Ooh 14 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,736 One, two, three, four Who's that knocking at my door? 15 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:36,368 Five, six, seven, eight Hurry up and don't be late 16 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:39,543 Nine, ten, 11, 12 Got a secret I can’t tell 17 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,496 Move your feet, shake your rump School's out, ring the bell! 18 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,379 (MUSIC PLAYING) 19 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,231 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 20 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:03,608 All right, class, I know it's Friday and we're all excited for the weekend. 21 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:07,649 So excited! Unfortunately, I'm required by law 22 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,398 to fill your empty heads until the end of the day. 23 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,161 So, I need everyone's attention, people. 24 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:17,583 -Jocktoman! Veronica! Eyes up front! -Uh... Excuse me, we were having a moment! 25 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,464 (GROWLS) Jocktoman hate school! 26 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:23,002 MR. BALDWIN: Bo Gregory, we've talked about the ducks on the desk. 27 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:26,710 Don't worry, Louis Duck. The people just ain't ready for you yet. 28 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,377 -(QUACKS) -MR. BALDWIN: Uh... Steve Jackson. 29 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,720 -(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) -(CHEERING) 30 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,100 Whoa! I'm getting a serious glare up here. 31 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,062 -Thank you. -No problem. 32 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:41,944 MR. BALDWIN: Poi, are you paying attention? I can't ever tell. 33 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,395 -(GRUNTS) -MR. BALDWIN: All right. 34 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:47,069 Margot, you got a little, uh, something-something there. 35 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:49,322 No worries. I got it. (SNIFFS) 36 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,822 MR. BALDWIN: Lovely. Albert! Jimbo! No board games during class! 37 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,832 -This isn't a game, Mr. Baldwin! -It's real life! 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,698 Whatever. Kimberley? Are you okay there? 39 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:03,751 (SHUDDERS) Somebody hit me with their car in the parking lot. 40 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,915 MR. BALDWIN: Do you need medical attention? 41 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,594 I'll be fine. (WHIMPERS) 42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,841 -MR. BALDWIN: Okay. Chelsea, no texting. -Meh. 43 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,013 -MR. BALDWIN: Bea, no texting. -I wasn't texting, Mr. Baldwin. 44 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,756 -I was taking a picture of myself. Yay! -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 45 00:02:17,012 --> 00:02:18,392 (GAME BEEPS) 46 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:23,313 Oscar? Oscar! For the love of... Would you please wake Milo up? 47 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,347 -He fell asleep again. -(MILO SNORES) 48 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,650 -Milo, wake up! -(SNORES) 49 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,779 Hey, Milo, it's free apple day! 50 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,243 Uh... What did I miss? Is it lunch time? I'm hungry! 51 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,787 Milo! If you're going to sleep in class, 52 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:42,791 could you at least try not to snore so loudly? 53 00:02:42,954 --> 00:02:47,294 And why, why, why, why are you looking at me that way? 54 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,629 I just had a really weird dream and you were in it. 55 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,383 I don't really need to know what goes on in that head of yours. 56 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,260 -We were all fish! -What? 57 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,257 -(GROANS) -We were fish! 58 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,969 And we lived in tanks at a pet store and we all went to high school together! 59 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,891 -That sounds really weird, dude. -Why were we fish? 60 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:09,188 I don't know, but you were a fish, and you were a fish. 61 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,024 -Ew. -MILO: And you were an octopus! 62 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:14,283 And you were a jumbo shrimp! And you, you, and you... 63 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,106 you, well, you weren't that different. 64 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:21,240 -I'm a teenage girl. -Enough. Milo, this is not show and tell. 65 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,290 Oh, my gosh! Mr. Baldwin, you were the best. 66 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,913 Check this! You were a seahorse! 67 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,251 -(CHUCKLES) -Aw, that's adorable! 68 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,457 And the best part was... (CHUCKLES) ...he was... 69 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,877 -get this... pregnant! -(ALL LAUGHING) 70 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,428 It's funny because, technically, male seahorses... (CHUCKLES) 71 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,184 ...they can get pregnant. 72 00:03:41,346 --> 00:03:43,096 -(LAUGHING CONTINUES) -Okay, this is the part 73 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,265 where the bell rings. 74 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,523 (BELL RINGS) 75 00:03:46,043 --> 00:03:47,843 I'm gonna go put a note on that guy's car! 76 00:03:47,925 --> 00:03:49,475 -ALBERT: (LAUGHS) -It wasn't nice what he did. 77 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,856 BO: Louis! Come back! 78 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,192 Milo, did you forget? 79 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,652 It's your turn to take care of the class fish tank. 80 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:59,529 -We have a fish tank? -Yes, Milo. It's in the back. Remember? 81 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,656 -MILO: Oh. Yeah? -Yes. 82 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,790 And it's your job to take care of them this weekend, all right? 83 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,498 -No dead fish on Monday! -No dead fish? 84 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,794 No... dead... fish. 85 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 -No dead fish? -No dead fish! 86 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:16,129 -No dead fish! (LAUGHS) -No dead fish! (LAUGHS) 87 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:17,900 -(MR. BALDWIN CLEARS THROAT) -No dead fish. 88 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,588 Nope. No, no, no, no. 89 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,218 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 90 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,515 I'm confused. Do you need to be skinny to wear skinny jeans? 91 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:27,146 -Not, like, too skinny. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 92 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,385 -Just, like, skinny-skinny. -(MILO LAUGHS) 93 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,651 -What's so funny? -I'm just imagining everyone as fish. 94 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,534 -Because of your dream? -It was so real, you guys! 95 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,822 So, now I'm like, "Is this the real world? 96 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:41,066 "Or is the fish world the real world?" I don't know, you know? 97 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:43,029 -(GASPS) Totally! -What? 98 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,240 Oh, my gosh, there was some seriously weird stuff in this dream. 99 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,911 -Like what? -Well... (GIGGLES) 100 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:53,286 In the fish world, Fish Oscar had a mega crush on Fish Bea! 101 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,510 -(GASPS) What? Really? -Oh, yeah! 102 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,011 And the whole time, you were completely clueless. 103 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,724 But it was super obvious, and everyone was all like, 104 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,385 "Come on! Something happen already!" 105 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:08,684 (LAUGHS) Fish me sounds pretty dumb. Right, Oscar? 106 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,690 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -(MARGOT SLURPS) 107 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:14,364 All right, girls, big weekend coming up. What's our plan? 108 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,363 -Girls' night? -Let's think bigger. 109 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,525 -(GRUNTS) -BEA: We did that last weekend. 110 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,279 -Oscar-spying! -BEA: Creepy! 111 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,946 -Girl's night? -BEA: Uh... Margot already said that. 112 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,445 Come on, girls! We can think bigger than this! 113 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,698 Oh, my gosh. Big news, girls! This is huge. 114 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,671 It's bigger than big! It's, like, Poi big! No offense, Poi. 115 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,463 -(GRUNTS) -(GASPS) What is it? 116 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,591 So, you know that thing I've always wanted? 117 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:39,093 -Is it an ice cream machine? -What? No! 118 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,430 -Darn it, Kimberley. Now I want ice cream! -I got it! 119 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,724 Run, Kimberley, run! 120 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,930 (GASPS) All right, what were you saying, Chelsea? 121 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:54,149 What? Uh... Yeah. Check this out, girls. Mama got her pool. 122 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,481 So, does this mean we're having a pool party? 123 00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,359 Oh, you know it, girl. Pool party of the century. 124 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,447 -Everyone's invited! -Oh, oh, oh, can I come? 125 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,743 Did you bring my ice cream? 126 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,199 -'Kay, you can come. -Yes! 127 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:12,995 What's this I hear about an awesome party? I am so ready to get my swag on! 128 00:06:13,164 --> 00:06:16,544 Luckily, I brought my pre-party sombrero! 129 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,173 Do we need music? I... I can make a playlist. 130 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,087 Oh, that would be great, Oscar! 131 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:24,466 It's a pool party, so try and keep it beach-themed. 132 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,783 (BOTH GASP) A pool party? 133 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:32,475 -Yeah! Chelsea got a pool. -(STUTTERS) Pool party? 134 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,652 You mean with a pool, and swimming, and... that kind of pool party? 135 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,402 And swimsuits? We'll all be wearing swimsuits? 136 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,315 Oh, baby, come and find me when you get there. 137 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:46,874 -I'll be waiting for you in the deep end. -Does it have to be a pool party? 138 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,582 I mean, couldn't it just be, like, you know, just a party-party? (GIGGLES) 139 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,544 (SLURPS) 140 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,622 No. 141 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:56,328 Come on, you guys. It's gonna be a blast! 142 00:06:56,666 --> 00:07:00,586 We need your party spirit, and you already promised you'd make a playlist. 143 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,014 -BOTH: But... -No buts! 144 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:05,342 -You're coming, and that is final. -(BOTH GULP) 145 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,886 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(GIRL LAUGHS) 146 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,969 -OSCAR: (SIGHS) This is no fun, man. -What? 147 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,140 You don't like swimsuit shopping with the ladies? 148 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,892 No, no, it's not that. 149 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,191 Although, I wish the clerk would stop glaring at us. 150 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,105 -(CLERK GROANS) -I just don't think this whole pool party 151 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,864 -is really my thing. -(LAUGHS) Yeah, tell me about it. 152 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:27,197 Wait. The self-proclaimed Prince of Parties doesn't want to party? 153 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,164 -You love partying! -Well, maybe I'm the Milo formerly known 154 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,535 -as the "Prince of Parties." -Come on, what's the matter? 155 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,463 -What's the matter with your face? -What, what? Do I have something on it? 156 00:07:36,545 --> 00:07:38,465 You got, uh, yeah, you got a little something right there. 157 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,343 -Here, let me... me get that for you. -Stop it! You're changing the subject! 158 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,883 Why aren't you excited about the party? 159 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,546 -Why aren't you? -I asked you first! 160 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:46,134 -You brought it up! -(CLERK CLEARS THROAT) 161 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,934 -Can I help you boys with anything? -No, thank you! 162 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:51,764 Yeah, we're just waiting for our friends to try stuff on. 163 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,013 (GROANS) 164 00:07:53,481 --> 00:07:56,321 Okay. On the count of three, we're both gonna say what's bothering us. 165 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:57,372 -Okay. -One. 166 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:58,372 -Two. -Three! 167 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:00,047 -I can't take my shirt off! -MILO: I don't know how to swim! 168 00:08:00,204 --> 00:08:02,024 BOTH: What? Stop talking at the same time as me! 169 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,570 BOTH: Jinx! Darn! 170 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,275 Okay, okay, I'll go first. 171 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:09,197 (SIGHS) I'm embarrassed to take my shirt off in front of Bea. 172 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,741 -And other people in general. -What? That's what's bothering you? 173 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,789 Why do you think I'm so sweaty all the time? 174 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,826 It's 'cause I'm wearing, like, six shirts! 175 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:20,327 Ha! You so crazy, man. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. 176 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,840 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) 177 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,967 -Thanks. Now, what's your thing? -Me? No! No, no. 178 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,426 -It's, uh, too embarrassing. -Come on. 179 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,726 -It can't be as weird as my thing. -(MUMBLES) I never learned how to swim. 180 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,515 -What? -I never learned how to swim! 181 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,896 You see? It's embarrassing. 182 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,527 That's it? Dude, that's not nearly as weird as my thing. 183 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,694 -What's not as weird? -Nothing! N... Nothing's weird 184 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,861 about anyone! 185 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,078 So, did you pick out a swimsuit? 186 00:08:57,245 --> 00:09:00,325 Well, I couldn't decide between the two, so... 187 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:01,618 I got them both! 188 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,083 Crazy! 189 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,714 But should I wear the vertical stripes or the horizontal? 190 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,051 What do you think, Oscar? 191 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:10,679 Milo doesn't know how to swim and he's embarrassed to tell anyone! 192 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,142 -What? -What the heck, bro? 193 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,012 -Sorry! -Is that why you don't wanna 194 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,139 go to the party? It's nothing to be embarrassed about! 195 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,017 -(CHUCKLES) It's okay. -No, it is not okay. 196 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:24,305 How am I supposed to be the life of a pool party if I can't even swim? 197 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,191 Ooh! You could get one of those arm floaty things. 198 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:28,994 Or... (GASPS) 199 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,319 ...I could teach you, Milo. I am a great swimming instructor. 200 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,783 -You'd do that? -Of course, I will! 201 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:38,870 -It should be easy! -Hot dog! Let's go. 202 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,577 How about we meet at the rec center tomorrow before the party? 203 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:45,878 -Oscar, you'll be coming too. -Uh... Oh... Me? I... I can't. 204 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,714 You see, um, I... I have to be sick! (COUGHS) 205 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,090 Come on! Best friend needs our help here! 206 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,838 How can you say no to this face? 207 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:58,056 All right! But not because of the face. T... That was weird. 208 00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:00,023 Oh, man! You guys are the best! 209 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:03,143 Not to worry. No way we'll let you tank this. 210 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,061 Tank this? (GASPS) Oh, no! 211 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,228 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 212 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,824 (MILO PANTS) 213 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,776 (GRUNTS) Oh, fishies! Are you guys okay in there? 214 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,325 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 215 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:20,117 Ow! 216 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:26,416 Okay, so the lights don't work. No reason to be scared, Milo. 217 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,456 -(THUNDER CRACKS) -(SCREAMS, GASPS) 218 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,259 Ms. Bonesy! Oh, you gave me such a fright! 219 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,013 Man, why does school have to be so creepy at night? 220 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,966 Now, where is that fish tank? 221 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,562 Ah-ha! No dead fish, no dead fish, no dead fish. 222 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,983 No dead fish! (LAUGHS) 223 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,653 "Congratulations, Mr. Milo, there are zero dead fish." 224 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,976 "Oh, it was nothing really." Huh? 225 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,074 What the... 226 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,276 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) 227 00:10:56,406 --> 00:11:01,076 No wrestling! Keep off the lane lines, please! 228 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:04,792 Oh, Mr. Muscles, isn't it a most beautiful day? 229 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,206 The sun is shining and the iron is pumping! 230 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,875 Yes, so relax... Get off the lane lines! 231 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:14,915 -Oh, man. Today I lifted so much weights. -(CHUCKLES) Dude, that's awesome. 232 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:22,019 -BEA: Hey, Oscar! -BOY: (CHUCKLES) Cannonball! 233 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:28,015 What? Should I have gone with vertical stripes? 234 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,436 (FARTS) 235 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,105 Hey, where's Milo? I thought he'd be with you. 236 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,526 Actually, I haven't seen him. I'm not even sure he came home last night. 237 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,616 Well, I hope he didn't get scared and chicken out. 238 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,832 (PHONE RINGING) 239 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,582 (WHIMPERS) 240 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,084 -(MILO MUMBLES) -Milo? 241 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,458 (SCREAMS) You guys! Oh, thank goodness you found me. 242 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,456 -You gotta help me! Help me, please! -What are you doing in the bushes? 243 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,799 Have you been here all night? 244 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,423 -Help me, guys. I gotta wake up! -Wake up? 245 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,796 It's all a dream, guys! Nothing is real. (WHISPERS) Nothing is real. 246 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,269 Calm down, Milo. Tell us what happened. 247 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,642 Well, I was in Mr. Baldwin's classroom... 248 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,560 What? What's going on? 249 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,899 That's Bea and Oscar and me! That's really me! 250 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:17,067 But if that's me in there, then who's the me out here? 251 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,987 Ms. Bonesy, help me, please! You gotta tell me what's going on! 252 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,664 -You're dreaming! -(SCREAMS) 253 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:29,120 (BREATHES HEAVILY) What? What? What are these weird, wiggly things? 254 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,670 (GASPS) They're down here too! I'm a monster! 255 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:36,087 Milo, if you don't wanna learn how to swim, that's fine, 256 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,586 but you don't need to tell these ridiculous stories! 257 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,428 But I'm not making it up! Besides, I already know how to swim! 258 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,755 -Really? -Yeah! 259 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:48,140 In the real world, I'm Milo the Fish, not Milo the weird monster thingy! 260 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,559 -Milo. -Just you guys watch! 261 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,648 You prepare to be amazed by my swimming swag! 262 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,355 Milo, wait! That's the deep end! 263 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:03,373 MILO: All righty, Milo. All you gotta do is shake your tail and swim up there. 264 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,907 Huh? Why is it not working? Oh, no. I don't have a tail? 265 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,709 But how am I supposed to swim with these things? 266 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,672 (EXCLAIMING) 267 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,673 Oh, help! Somebody help me! 268 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,884 (GASPS) He's not coming up! Hang on, Milo! 269 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,010 Somebody, help me... 270 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,717 -Milo! -Bea? 271 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,387 Milo! 272 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,390 Milo! Milo! 273 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:35,516 -Milo! Wake up, sleepy! -OSCAR: Let him sleep, Bea. 274 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,400 He is gonna be so bummed when he finds out he slept through our big party. 275 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:43,109 Yeah. He was so excited I... I guess he couldn't sleep last night. 276 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,281 Well, this party ain't gonna dance itself. Come on! 277 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,041 (POP MUSIC PLAYS) 278 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,369 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 279 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,036 Milo. Milo! Hey, Milo! 280 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,709 Milo, my boy! Can you hear me? 281 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,919 Don't worry, we'll save you! 282 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,510 We are trained professionals! 283 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,683 -Come on! Milo, stay with me. -(MILO SQUEAKS) 284 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,598 Quickly, Muscles! 285 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,808 -Clear! -No, wait! You guys! 286 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,095 Hold on just... (SCREAMS) Okay, okay, just... just one more. 287 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,356 (SOBS) Oh, come on, Milo! Give me a sign! 288 00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,402 (GASPS) Oh, no! I can't hear anything! 289 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,818 He's dead! (WAILS) 290 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,278 -I'm not dead. -He's not dead! 291 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,870 Oh, man, why'd you guys save me? I was almost awake! 292 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,577 Well, I'm sorry. 293 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,247 If saving your best friend from drowning isn't friendship, 294 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,336 -I don't know what is! -No, Bea, you don't understand! 295 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,013 This is all a dream! I've seen the real world. 296 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:44,472 It's a party utopia, filled with laughter and good times! 297 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:48,354 -And... And we're all fish, right? -What's going on? 298 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,143 Milo's living in a dream world. 299 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,516 -(CHUCKLES) Well, aren't we all? -Exactly! 300 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,364 Except this world is the dream world and I need you guys' help to wake me up. 301 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,322 Milo, this isn't funny anymore! 302 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,822 -You're acting crazy! -Am I, Bea? 303 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,114 (MONSTROUS VOICE) Am I? 304 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:07,319 Okay, Milo, I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions to see if you're crazy. 305 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,825 Could you please tell me what you see on these cards? 306 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,582 -A boat. -Okay. 307 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,544 And this one? -A duck. 308 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,754 -Oh, how about this one? -Oh, that's me! 309 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,535 -I'm a fish and I live in a fish tank. -Oh, my! Is that what this is? 310 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,460 I can never get any of these right. (SCOFFS) 311 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,134 Ms. Lips, you don't think I'm crazy, right? 312 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:28,139 Well, I have no idea! I mean, sometimes I think I'm crazy. 313 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,182 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 314 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,727 Oh, but seriously, we all have strange dreams, Milo. 315 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,063 You know, when I was your age, 316 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,148 I dreamed I was a great big pink bunny rabbit! 317 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,694 -Really? -No! 318 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,568 I just said that to make you feel better! 319 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,904 Now, did your mother ever tell you you weren't pretty enough? 320 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,910 -No. -(CHUCKLES) 321 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,332 Well, aren't you the lucky one? Oh. 322 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,203 So, how'd it go? 323 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,210 I have to meet with her every day next week. 324 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,752 -Yeah, that's probably best. -No, it's not. 325 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,246 I can't stay trapped here. I've got my own party I'm missing. 326 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,630 Speaking of parties, we should get going or we'll be late to Chelsea's. 327 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,468 N... No rush, though. We could be fashionably late. 328 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,554 Not that party. That party's not real, guys! 329 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:16,851 -Why won't anybody listen to me? -Psst! Milo! Over here! 330 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,685 -What's up, guys? -Come with us. 331 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,063 We believe you. 332 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,898 For some time now, we have considered 333 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:28,236 that the world we live in is maybe an elaborate illusion. 334 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,824 What does that got to do with me strapped to this table? 335 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:35,200 We hypothesize that if we run a high enough current through your cerebellum, 336 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:37,749 it may free your mind from this reality. 337 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,044 All righty, what does all that talky-talk mean? 338 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,168 We're gonna zap you with electricity! 339 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,415 -(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) -W... W... What? 340 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,549 -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -(SCREAMS) 341 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,337 BEA: Milo. 342 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,764 -Milo! -(MILO TREMBLING) 343 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,891 -MILO: Oscar? -'Sup, dude? 344 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,175 -MILO: Wait. Why are you guys pigs? -Uh... 345 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,730 'Cause we've always been pigs? 346 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,935 -(COW MOOS) -Oh, no! Oh, no, no, no, no! 347 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:04,975 No, no, no, no! 348 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,688 -(COW MOOS) -OSCAR: Hey, Milo. Come on. 349 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,952 We're gonna go roll in the mud. You wanna join? 350 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,741 (WHIMPERS) 351 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,818 How about you, Horsey? Wanna come? 352 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,161 (SNORTS) Nay, girl. But Pigberley looks excited. 353 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:20,038 (SNORTS) Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? Can I come? 354 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,786 -Whoa, there, Pigberley. -What the... 355 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,214 Wait, let me get this straight. 356 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:28,263 In your dream, you were a people like the farmer? 357 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,182 Uh-huh. And before that, I think I was a fish. 358 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:32,969 Sounds plausible. 359 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,305 Yeah, we have this theory that pigs are people, too. 360 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,682 That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 361 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,519 (GRUNTS) 362 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:44,355 Thanks, Cow, but I think I need to be alone for a little while. Meh. 363 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,910 (SNIFFLES, GROANS) 364 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,448 Oh. Mr. Apple, whatever should I do? 365 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,407 Hey, hey, hey! Don't eat me! 366 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,788 -What are you doing, boy? -(STUTTERS) I'm sorry, Mr. Apple! 367 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,626 Say, are you one of those magic wishing apples? 368 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,376 -Yes. -Hot dog! 369 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:11,045 Please, can you help me? I'm trapped in a dream and I can't wake up. 370 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,965 Yes, I've seen this before. Sorry, can't help you. 371 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,925 What? But you just said you were a magic wishing apple. 372 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,966 I am a talking apple. I say a lot of things. 373 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,770 Now, listen, the only way you're going to wake up 374 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:24,314 is if you take a deep look inside yourself. 375 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,978 But I'm not even sure I know who I am anymore. 376 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,898 Then you've got to find your true self then. 377 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:33,946 Now, we are inside your head, so it's gotta be around here somewhere. 378 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,743 But I don't even know where to start looking. (GASPS) 379 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:43,077 -The fish tank! -Yes. Hot dog. 380 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,628 (GASPS) Quick, quick! Get me out of this thing! 381 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,882 -Are you okay, Milo? -We thought you died! 382 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,835 -Thanks! I'll see you later, guys! -Wait! Tell us what you saw! 383 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,007 MILO: Everyone is a pig and stuff like that! 384 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,053 -Yep, he's crazy. -(SCOFFS) Bonkers. 385 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,387 -Milo! -Oh, I give up. 386 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,516 -Come on, we're already late. -MILO: Hey, guys! 387 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,143 -(GRUNTS) -Hey! Where's the fire? 388 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,901 Come on, you two. I gotta show you something! (GRUNTS) 389 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,266 -(SCREAMS) -(ALL GASP) 390 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,861 -What the... Of course. You three. -Hiya, children! 391 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,816 -Aw! Teacher date! -Was this what you wanted to show us? 392 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,330 No, no, no! That's what I wanted to show you! 393 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,713 Hey! Where you going, fish tank? 394 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:29,463 -Get back here and wake me up! -Okay, this is definitely weird. 395 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,167 -You really might be dreaming, dude! -I told you! 396 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,682 (PANTS) That way! That way! 397 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,426 -(BEA PANTS) -(MILO MUMBLES) 398 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,970 -What? Huh? -What the... 399 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,468 -What? -Hot dog! 400 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,230 -I'm a hot dog! -Beanut butter! 401 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,153 -Ah, I am a broccoli. -High five! 402 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,228 -Hey, there he is! -Don't let him get away! 403 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,731 (VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS) 404 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,031 (BEEPING) 405 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,541 (ALL GRUNT) 406 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,575 Oh, no! What kind of disco nightmare land is this? 407 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,879 (GASPS) It's not a nightmare, it's Chelsea's party! 408 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,594 -That's even worse! -We can party when I wake up. 409 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,716 -Now, let's find that fish tank! -BOTH: Right! 410 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,394 Hey, I know this sounds weird, 411 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,763 but have you seen a fish tank walking around? 412 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,390 -Ask Kimberley. I put her in charge. -Um... Excuse me! 413 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,479 I don't think Chelsea wants you standing on that! 414 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,194 -Attagirl! -Kimberley! 415 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:34,154 Babe, do you like hot tubs or not hot tubs? 416 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,776 I like hot tubs, Michael. Because they're hot. 417 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,824 (MUSIC PLAYS) 418 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,699 (GRUNTS) Oh, my God. 419 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,079 -There you are! -Wait! Milo! At least wait for me. 420 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,286 Whoa! Everybody in the pool! 421 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,962 No, wait! (SCREAMS) 422 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,996 -(ALL CHEERING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 423 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,756 No! 424 00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,340 -(GRUNTS) Oscar, do something! -Like what? 425 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,929 Anything! 426 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,769 Hey, everyone! Check this out! 427 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,150 -(ALL GASP) -He's too pale! 428 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,771 (ALL GASP) 429 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,941 -I'm so proud of you, bro! -Go, Milo! Go! 430 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,533 (MILO GRUNTS) 431 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,067 (GASPS) 432 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,372 (PANTS, GRUNTS) 433 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,833 (GURGLES) 434 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,412 MR. APPLE: Come on, boy. This isn't like you. 435 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,876 You're not a pig, you're not a hot dog. You're not a people. 436 00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,262 Who are you? 437 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,226 (GASPS, COUGHS) Where am I? Did I make it? 438 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,320 (SIGHS) I'm the real me! I did it! Hot dog! 439 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,738 Oh, yeah! Who's a fish? Who's a fish? Who's a fish? 440 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,198 Shake your bottom, shake your bo... 441 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,909 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) Come on! 442 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:15,786 I'm Milo again! (IMITATES DISC SCRATCHING) 443 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,131 Fish Hooks! 444 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,755 (MOUSE GROANS) 445 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:23,302 Hey, Mouse. Are you feeling okay? You look just awful. 446 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:29,309 -Well, I am feeling kinda fleshy today. -Yeah. It must be going around. 447 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,773 You know what we need? A big, sloppy mud puddle to wallow in. 448 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,305 Yeah! And we could dig into a trough full of slop! 449 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,769 That sounds kinda gross. 450 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:39,399 Oh, excuse me, "Miss Fresh-Off-The-Vine!" 451 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,737 -You got any other ideas? -MOUSE: Nah. 452 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,452 -Just the same old, same old. -Say goodnight, Mouse. 453 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,282 MOUSE: "Goodnight, Mouse." 36615

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