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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:02,707 (WATER BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,803 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,473 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,092 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,718 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,385 Nine, ten, 11, 12 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,063 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,772 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,432 School's out, ring the bell! 10 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,060 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,765 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,943 Ooh 14 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,436 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,276 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,025 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,660 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,815 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,583 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,043 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,576 Nine, ten, 11, 12 23 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,501 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,246 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,956 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,377 (MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:58,928 Ooh! 28 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,889 (MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,360 Whoa-oh-oh What can I say? 30 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,408 I'm just a hometown girl 31 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:18,536 Whoa-oh-oh, dancing my way Down the streets I know 32 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,539 Just feeling the flow 33 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:28,013 The fake plastic trees are all that I need To bring a smile to my face 34 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:33,886 Oh, oh, oh, I love to live in this place 35 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:39,354 Freshwater is my hometown 36 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,640 The place I always want to be 37 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:49,855 Freshwater is my hometown The place for me 38 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:54,703 (CHUCKLES) Hey, family! (SINGSONG) I'm home! 39 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:58,286 Oh, honey, your father has big news! 40 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,623 We're moving. 41 00:02:02,164 --> 00:02:03,544 -BOTH: No! -Yes! 42 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,500 -BOTH: No! Yes! 43 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,962 -No! -No! 44 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,920 (SOBS) Yes! 45 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,591 ALL: (SOBS) No! 46 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,930 It's real, guys. 47 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:18,104 Dad got a new job in Fish Phoenix, and we move in two days. 48 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:21,731 -But Fish Phoenix is a million miles away! -And all your friends are here! 49 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:26,645 I know! I really don't wanna move. But nothing I say can change their minds! 50 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:29,147 There's got to be something we can do. Okay, okay, okay. 51 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,738 What if we hit your parents on the head and give them amnesia? 52 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,567 Or maybe you could marry me? 53 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,607 They can't separate a husband and wife, right? 54 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,370 I mean, uh, who said that? 55 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:41,905 (SIGHS) I just wish there was a way Dad could get a better job here. 56 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,580 And then we wouldn't have to move. 57 00:02:45,707 --> 00:02:50,377 Oh! Oh! I got it! I got it! Your dad can work for us! At our company! 58 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,295 Oh, yeah! That's a great idea! 59 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:55,626 Yeah! Wait, what? You guys don't have a company. 60 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,144 Well... 61 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,392 We never told anyone this before, but when we were kids... 62 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,215 We used to play "Office." 63 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,692 Remember, Oskey? I was the mean old bossman, 64 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,154 and you were my hot to trot secretary! 65 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,443 (CHUCKLES) Do I ever remember! 66 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,609 (CHUCKLES) Here's that memo you requested, Mr. Fishtooth! 67 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:16,815 Tut-tut-tut. Thank you, Mrs. Wiggins. Nice shoes. 68 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,068 (SIGHS) 69 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,365 (BOTH LAUGH) 70 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,993 -Good times! Good times! -I did like that! 71 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,251 -Okay, I'm lost. -No, no, no! It's perfect! 72 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,502 We'll use what we know from our fake experience 73 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,706 to re-open our fake office and hire your daddy! 74 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:32,339 Okay, well, that's a plan, I don't know if it's the plan. 75 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:35,224 But I don't really have a better one, and I really don't wanna move. 76 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,045 So, let's just go with it for now, 77 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,967 until we think of something that's not as dumb. 78 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,847 Grab that wig and pencil skirt, Mrs. Wiggins! 79 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,892 We've got a fake office to run. 80 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,144 All right. Here's the deal, guys. 81 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,902 Jumbo found a bunch of boxes behind the Burger Bunny dumpster, 82 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:52,605 so, that's what we are, a box factory. Any questions? 83 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,744 Uh, yeah. This isn't gonna work. 84 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,151 It has to work! Bea can't move away! (WHIMPERS) 85 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,450 If everyone just does exactly what I told them, 86 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,454 my dad will totally believe he's got a real job here! 87 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:06,373 Speaking of real, how about getting me some real coffee, Mrs. Wiggins? 88 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,039 Just like old times! 89 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:15,674 -La, la, la, la. Job interview time! -(GASPS) Here he comes! 90 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,048 Places, everyone. 91 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,628 (BEA GRUNTS) 92 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,258 Welly, howdy-doody, miss? 93 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:26,348 Say, you look just like my daughter's friend. 94 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,516 No, I don't. 95 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,193 Yeah, no! The resemblance is uncanny! 96 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:32,766 I said, no. 97 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,824 -Oh, gosh! He knows! -Oscar, do something! 98 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,573 Oh, there you are, Mr. Goldfishberg! 99 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:42,450 Mr. Fishtooth will see you now! Thank you, Carol! 100 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,411 And it's time for my fake break. 101 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,157 Please, please, please let this work! 102 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:54,496 -La, la, la. I'm a hot to trot secretary. -Here come the boss! Here come the boss! 103 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:59,591 -Mr. Fishtooth, meet Mr. Goldfishberg. -I like the cut of your jib! You're hired! 104 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,430 Whoa! Slow down there! If I'm gonna work here, 105 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,684 you gotta at least tell me what kind of job this is. 106 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,846 -I mean, what do you sell? -Uh... 107 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,639 Well, you tell me. What do you think we sell here? 108 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,396 Oh, I see some boxes. 109 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:16,072 Give this man a job, he's got good eyes. We sell boxes. 110 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,074 Mrs. Wiggins, why don't you show Mr. Goldfishberg 111 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,566 everything that we have here... 112 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,909 at a real company, which is real, and not fake. 113 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,906 Okay. So far, so good. 114 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,950 This would be your cubicle. 115 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,832 An office with a view! How lucky am I? 116 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,963 (CHUCKLES) Mr. Goldfishberg, you're such a card! 117 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,710 Now here's a list of our clients. 118 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,760 Just call them up and sell them some boxes. (LAUGHS) 119 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,045 (PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS) 120 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:42,973 (PHONE RINGS, VIBRATES) 121 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,256 -Oh, that must be Bea's dad! -(PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS) 122 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:49,474 -Uh, hello, this is Fin Corp. -Hello, sir! I'm calling today 123 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,141 to see if you're interested in purchasing some boxes. 124 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,595 Yes! I would like to buy one box, please. 125 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,820 -Okay, I love you. Bye. -(PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS) 126 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:58,856 Oh, why did I say that? 127 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:02,237 Oh, boy! Mr. Fishtooth, I made my first sale! 128 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:05,317 Stupendous! Mrs. Wiggins, the man made a sale! 129 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,410 (CHUCKLES, CHEERS) 130 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,325 -(PHONE KEYPAD BEEPS) -(PHONE RINGS) 131 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,287 This is Clamantha. How many boxes you want? 132 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,750 No, Clamantha, you're buying the boxes. 133 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,836 Huh, but I don't... What do I need a box for? 134 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,258 -Just say you're buying a box! -Come on, they're counting on us! 135 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,838 -No, I don't want any! -FINBERLY: Oh, my gosh! 136 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,883 You always do this, Clamantha. You always ruin everything! 137 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,390 All right! All right! I'll have a box. 138 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:29,223 -What? Sold another one! -Girl, you on fire! 139 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,309 -Oh, my! -(CRASHES) 140 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,135 Whoa, what? (CHUCKLES) 141 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,864 Wow. This is so much fun! 142 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,817 You got a beautiful factory here. Glad to be part of the team. 143 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:43,902 Okay, great! We got through the whole day without my dad figuring it out 144 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,159 and now we just need to... 145 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:48,832 Say, would you like to join my family for dinner tonight? 146 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,834 -BEA: What? No! -Why, yes, I would. 147 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,577 Great! See you then. Do-do-do. 148 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:58,458 -Milo! Why'd you say yes to dinner? -Because I was hungry. 149 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,417 -Okay, so now we need to get... -Hey, what's going on here? 150 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,336 Whoa! (GROANS) Hi! 151 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,638 I think if we can get through dinner, and keep doing this, until I graduate, 152 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,968 then everything should be fine! 153 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,598 (MILO CHOMPS) 154 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:15,063 Mm-mm-mm. What did you say this dish was called? 155 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,348 Spaghetti and meatballs! 156 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,305 Oh, spaghetti and meat... You know, they have this 157 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,861 at some of the rich bossman restaurants that I go to. 158 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:25,195 Now if you beg your pardon... (SLURPS) 159 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,492 -(SIGHS) -All right! It looks like we're done here. 160 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,118 So, Mr. Fishtooth, you can leave! 161 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,081 Now, hold on there a minute. 162 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,464 I didn't invite you here just to show off my wife's terrible cooking. 163 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:39,041 -(GRUMBLES) -I have an announcement to make. 164 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,629 Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da! 165 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,375 I landed the company a contract for a thousand boxes! 166 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,835 Oh, that's great, Dad... You did what? 167 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:51,679 Yep, I called some old friends, worked my magic, and viola! 168 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,310 He's coming by the factory tomorrow to pick up the order. 169 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,229 Oh, Norman! 170 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,730 Uh, excuse me, I'm not feeling well. 171 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,941 (WHIMPERS) Me, too. 172 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,357 Pardon me. 173 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:12,913 So, now we have to make a thousand boxes? How are we going to make a thousand boxes? 174 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,448 Oh, I am so done for! I'm moving for sure. 175 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,910 Get it together, girl! We can't quit now! 176 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:23,088 -But, Milo, this isn't a real factory! -No, but we're your real friends. 177 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:27,166 And we'll stay up all night making boxes if we have to. Right, guys? 178 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,875 -Right! -You betcha. 179 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,796 Imma making box-boxes Making boxes all the day 180 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,928 I'm making box-boxes Till my hair turns gray 181 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,346 When the day turns to night I still got boxes to make 182 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,609 So I fold 'em and I tape 'em Think my back is gonna break 183 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:45,614 I've been making box-boxes Since the day I was born 184 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:49,775 I've been making box-boxes Till the light of dawn 185 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,106 Ooh, I'm tired! 186 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:56,286 -(SIGHS) How many boxes did we make? -We actually made no boxes. 187 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:59,124 In fact, the ones we had when we started, are broken now. 188 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,420 Who knew boxes would be so complicated? 189 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,500 That's it, then. I guess it's time to say goodbye. 190 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,459 -FINBERLY: Oh, no, Bea! -This is so sad! 191 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,259 -Don't go, Bea! -I won't let this happen! 192 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:13,296 You guys have done so much for me. I mean, you failed, but you really tried. 193 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,138 I'll never find friends like you in Fish Phoenix. 194 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,388 How am I gonna tell my dad this is all fake? 195 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,642 NORMAN: Bea! 196 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:25,268 -Dad? -Well I heard everything, missy. 197 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,572 So, I guess you're pretty mad at me, huh? 198 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:32,990 Well, you'd really think that. But you made me realize something. 199 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,028 I'm a big, stupid jerk. How can I make you move away 200 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,202 from friends who would do all this just to keep you here? 201 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,923 -It just wouldn't be right. -So, are you saying we don't have to move? 202 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,634 Well, sweetiekins, I don't know. 203 00:09:46,127 --> 00:09:48,087 But, if I'm gonna show my face around this town, 204 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,264 -we gotta fill that box order. -But how Mr. Goldfishberg? 205 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,926 We tried making boxes. It's really hard. 206 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,345 No, it's not. You just don't know anything because you're kids. 207 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,809 You need someone to manage you, and I'm just the fish for the job. 208 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,095 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 209 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,905 -We did it! One thousand boxes! -(WATCH BEEPS) 210 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,000 -And just in time! Look! -(CAR APPROACHING) 211 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,514 Konnichiwa, Mr. Goldfishberg. 212 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,675 Bea, this is my old friend, Mr. K, the box turtle. 213 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,516 Yes, but as you see, though I'm a box turtle, 214 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:45,483 I was born with no box, and this has brought me great shame. 215 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,977 Well, try this on for size. 216 00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:54,318 Oh, this box is very fine indeed. 217 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,237 Now, I may bring boxes to all the other turtles like me, 218 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,868 and restore their honor. Please, take this money. 219 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:06,285 And I would like to order one thousand more boxes for next week. 220 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,923 Arigatou gozaimasu. 221 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:13,380 Wow, Dad, another thousand boxes? You're like this amazing salesman. 222 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,473 Well, before I found out it was fake, 223 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:18,342 this box-selling job was the best job I ever had. 224 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,471 And with all the money coming in, I can open a real box factory, 225 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,681 -right here in Freshwater! -I'm not moving! 226 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,104 (ALL CHEER) 227 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,728 Yeah, and all of you are fired. 228 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,069 La, la, la, la, la, la, la! 229 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,151 (MUSIC PLAYING) 230 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,375 -I play the mighty Dimetrodon! -(GROWLS) 231 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,007 -Go, triceratops! -(GROANS) 232 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,383 -ALBERT: Iguanadon! -ESMARGOT: Ankylosaurus! 233 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,602 This is nice, you and me, playing cards together. 234 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,262 -It's pretty swell. -I was wondering though, 235 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:07,773 if... if you'd like to go on a real date. You know, without the rest of our friends. 236 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,396 Oh, Albert! (CHUCKLES) 237 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,935 MAN ON TV: Last time on The Beached Whales of Orange County. 238 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,992 -(MOANS) -(MOANS) 239 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,699 I still think the first season was way better. 240 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,275 Hey, is anyone hungry? We're about to order pizza! 241 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,291 -Yay! Pizza! -Pizza, I want! 242 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,503 Ooh, I'll make the call. 243 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,463 Wait, Esmargot, I'm the man, and in order to be polite, 244 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:33,044 it's the man's job to order the pizza for the lady. Right, men? 245 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,129 -ALL: Ho! -(RINGS) 246 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,301 Hello, Jocktopizza! 247 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,427 Hello, I'd like to place an order for a very special lady. 248 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,097 What would like to order, ma'am? 249 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,849 -Uh, excuse me? -Ma'am, what would you like? 250 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,521 Uh, sir, I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. 251 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,059 I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm having trouble hearing you. 252 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,822 -I said, I'm a boy. -What? 253 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:55,693 I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! 254 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,280 -Ouch. -Ouch. 255 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,360 Oh, I thought I was talking to a little girl. 256 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,530 Uh, why don't you take the phone to your mommy, so she can order the pizza? 257 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,330 JOCKTOPAPA: Hello, anyone there? 258 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,329 (PHONE BEEPS) 259 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,581 Um, that was pretty devastating. 260 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,381 If you guys will excuse me, I'm gonna just not be here. 261 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,506 (DOOR OPENS, SHUTS) 262 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,352 (WHIMPERS) 263 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,386 -(GRUNTS) -SPACE BEING: Albert Glass! 264 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,352 We come from the mad planet, Madet, 265 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:36,147 where dudes hang out and do manly things together, 266 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,567 like watch sports and talk with our abs. 267 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,611 We were hoping, maybe you could come with us and hang. 268 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,163 At last, my time has come! Make me the man I know I am! 269 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,288 Oh, gosh! His voice! Oh, we made a horrible mistake. 270 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:55,416 You are not ready. Sorry, bye! Do not tell Fred we talked to him. 271 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,296 -Fred won't care. -Oh, Fred will care, I know him. 272 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,303 He gets upset about these things. 273 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:05,926 Wait, I'll change! I promise I'll change. I'm a man! I'm a man! 274 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,929 (ALARM RINGS) 275 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,725 (TAP SQUEAKS) 276 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,360 (GASPS) 277 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,857 (IN HEAVY VOICE) Well, that's new. 278 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,323 My voice! (CHUCKLES) It changed! 279 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:25,657 It finally changed! I'm a man! 280 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,084 (BELL RINGING) 281 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:31,328 Here it is, fellas! The new HeadBox Extreme Z game system! 282 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:36,581 -Seeing this should cheer Albert right up! -Yeah, he seemed really bummed last night. 283 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,673 Oh, not to worry, men. I believe, I've made a full recovery. 284 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:41,922 -Albert? -Albert? 285 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:45,718 -Good morning, gentlemen. -Oh, my gosh! Your voice! 286 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,425 Yes, it does have a more masculine tone. 287 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,926 -Congratulations! -Hey, guys. 288 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,310 -Hello. -(ALL GASP) 289 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:59,151 Hey, Esmargot! I picked this on the way to school! 290 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,362 Albert! (STAMMERS) Your voice. 291 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:05,697 -Do you like it? -(STUTTERS) Yeah. 292 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,414 So, do you still wanna have dinner tomorrow night? 293 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,993 -Uh-huh. -Well, then, 294 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,039 -I'll be by to pick you up at eight. -Okay. 295 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:18,036 (SINGING) I got a date! I got a date! I got a date and my voice sounds great! 296 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:22,591 Just when I thought the hottest boy in school couldn't be any more attractive! 297 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,763 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh! I didn't slime too much, did I? 298 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,348 So, yeah. I had a physical this morning. 299 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,811 I got a crusty bunion I'm a little worried about. 300 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,022 So, uh, for a little extra credit, 301 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,979 who can tell me which is better? Benign or malignant? 302 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:39,728 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 303 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,147 -Yello? Yeah? All right. -(SQUEAKING THROUGH PHONE) 304 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:47,488 Milo, Oscar, Jumbo, you guys are excused. Your dad is here to pick you up. 305 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,244 Uh, Mr. Baldwin, they don't have a dad! 306 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,409 MR. BALDWIN: That's not a very nice thing to say, Bea. 307 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:57,293 That was weird. Why would someone call and pretend to be our dad? 308 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,841 -Albert, it was you! -Come on, guys, let's blow this pop stand. 309 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,302 -Where are we going? -Anywhere we want. 310 00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,563 (TIRES SCREECHING) 311 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,524 -(SIREN WAILS) -I'm sorry, officer, 312 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,604 I know I shouldn't have been speeding, 313 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,857 but I was taking my children to the hospital. 314 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:25,609 I... I'm such a sick children. (COUGHS) 315 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:26,940 There, there. 316 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,905 I like your badge there. Looks sporty, shiny. 317 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:36,083 Well, with a manly voice like that, you couldn't have done nothing wrong. 318 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,037 I'll let you go with a warning. 319 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,881 (ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY) 320 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:46,843 Okay, okay, okay! Okay, I got one. Say "kumquat!" 321 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,381 Kumquat. 322 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,264 Wait, you guys. Check it out! 323 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:57,431 You heard me right, people! Our final item of the hour is, 324 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:01,152 the all new HeadBox Extreme Z game system! 325 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:02,362 But that's not all! 326 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,192 For the first person who calls, we're giving one away absolutely free! 327 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,529 -(ALL GASP) -(PHONES RING) 328 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:12,200 The phones are lighting up! Who will our lucky caller be? 329 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,580 Hello! You win! Congratulations! 330 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,405 How does it feel to be a winner? 331 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,619 ALBERT: (IN MAN'S VOICE) I'd say it feels pretty fantastic, Mr. Salmons. 332 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,461 Oh, what a melodious, manly voice you have! 333 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,420 Not girly at all! 334 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,758 Why, thank you! I am a high school student. 335 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,224 -Yay, Albert! -Yay, Albert! 336 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:38,518 Ah, what a perfect day! Nothing could possibly go wrong tomorrow! 337 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,097 SPACE BEING: Albert Glass. 338 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:46,322 We were playing macho ball on the planet Madet, 339 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,902 when we heard your manly voice across the cosmos. 340 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,913 Now, you are ready to come join us and do dude things together, 341 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,874 like bow hunting! 342 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,246 Yeah. Uh, I can't. 343 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:02,793 You see, I have a big date tomorrow with a girl that I like. 344 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,500 Ooh, you got a date! Ooh, well, that's different. 345 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,248 Okay, I guess you don't need us now, that you're a man. 346 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,381 You don't have to hang out with the dudes on Madet. 347 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,510 Well, guess what? Your voice is still a little unstable, lady! 348 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,894 It's probably gonna, you know, change back or whatever. 349 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,640 -So, don't get too cocky! -You don't have to be mean. 350 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,516 What would Fred say if he heard you say that? 351 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:23,233 Guess what, Fred's not here. I'll say what I want. 352 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,823 (GASPS, IN NORMAL VOICE) Oh, man, no more snacks before bedtime... 353 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,482 My voice! My beautiful, manly voice! 354 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,283 (BELL RINGING) 355 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,105 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Ha, ha! Chop! Punch! Punch! Hai-yah! 356 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,334 Wow, these graphics are amazing! 357 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,621 And it makes your voice sound really cool, too! 358 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:40,954 Ooh, let me try! 359 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:44,169 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Hot dog! Everything's in 3-D! 360 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,134 (GROANS) Ow! Milo! Those are my eyeballs! 361 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,295 ALBERT: Psst! You guys! Over here! 362 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,625 Albert? Why are you dressed like that? 363 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,218 It's horrible, you guys. I need your help! 364 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:55,763 -(ALL GASP) -(ROBOTIC VOICE) What happened 365 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,053 to your beautiful voice? 366 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,813 When I woke up, my voice was like this! (SHRIEKS) 367 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,353 So, where is Albert taking you for your big date tonight? 368 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,517 I don't know. He said it was a surprise! 369 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,686 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Uh, what am I gonna do, guys? 370 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,687 How am I supposed to be a man and order pizza for my lady 371 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,938 with my voice sounding like this! 372 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,322 Well, it sounds pretty cool with the helmet on. 373 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,568 But he can't wear the helmet for the entire date. 374 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,530 -I mean, that's just silly! -No, it's not. 375 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:20,994 I have the perfect solution. 376 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,173 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Esmargot, you look really pretty tonight. 377 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,003 Oh, thank you! You... 378 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,960 you could've told me we were coming here, I would've worn a cowboy hat or something. 379 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,717 By the way, is your throat okay? You, you sound a little different. 380 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:40,639 -(COUGHS) I must have a frog or something. -What? 381 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,103 So, what kind of toppings do you want on your pizza? 382 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,015 Well, I've always liked pineapple! 383 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,063 But if that's weird we... we don't have to. 384 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,309 -No, no, pineapple sounds great! -(CRACKLING) 385 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,903 -Pineapple. -Really? 386 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:55,276 -You like pineapple too? -WAITRESS: Hey, y’all! 387 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,156 -Y'all want a drink? -I'll have a club soda. 388 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,240 -And I'll have the, uh... -(ROBOTIC VOICE) Pineapple. 389 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,445 Juice? Pineapple juice. 390 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,999 WAITRESS: Okay, y'all! 391 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,002 -(STUTTERS) Everything okay? -Pineapple! 392 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:11,037 So, you wanna talk about pineapples? 393 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,295 Pineapple! Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple. 394 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,168 -Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple. -Uh, Albert? 395 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,588 -Pineapple, pineapple... -Stupid thing! 396 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,549 -Pineapple, pineapple... -(SCREAMS) 397 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,983 Albert! You okay? 398 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:31,517 Esmargot! What are you doing? This is the boys' bathroom! 399 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,231 No it's not, it's the girls'! 400 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,649 Y'all done there? Some of us gots to pee, you know? 401 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,739 Oh, man! I can never tell which bathroom is which! 402 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,235 Are you okay? You... you kinda freaked out! 403 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,325 I'm sorry. It's just that tonight was supposed to be special. 404 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,461 It's our first real date and I just wanted to order you a pizza with my new voice. 405 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:55,337 But I guess, I'm still not man enough! (GRUNTS, WHINES) 406 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,264 Hey, y'all, nice throw. I'm over here, by the way! 407 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,007 But I don't care how manly your voice is, or all that other stuff. 408 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,889 -I like you because you're you! -Really? 409 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,637 (SNIFFS) Yeah. 410 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,101 It's not the strength of your vocal chords, 411 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,560 it's the kindness in your heart. 412 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:12,979 (BEATS) 413 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,777 You're right! It's not the voice that makes the man, 414 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,441 it's the man that makes the voice! Let's go! 415 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,201 (GASPS) Oh, my gosh, you're holding my hand! 416 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,567 You want extra butter on your burger, baby? 417 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,529 -Yes. -ALBERT: Excuse me. 418 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,997 Oh, hi! How was the bathroom? 419 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,503 Um, it was great. I'm all better now. Can we please place our order? 420 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,588 Okay, whatchu want? 421 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,004 We'd like a large pineapple pizza, please! 422 00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:39,418 Oh, honey, this is a barbecue place. 423 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,590 I can give you pineapple with pork fat on it, but that's about it. 424 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,600 One Jocktopapa pineapple pie ordered specially for the lady. 425 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,309 Hey, your voice sounds like it's settling! (GIGGLES) I like it! 426 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,441 Well, don't get too attached. Tomorrow it could be completely different! 427 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,240 -Say pineapple one more time. -Pineapple. 428 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,611 (LAUGHS) 429 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,368 Well, you know, if he didn't want to hang with us 430 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,834 and come hang out, that's fine. 431 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,953 Because, you know what, we don't have enough room on Madet 432 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,250 -for him, anyways. It's just us. -We have a spare room. 433 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,957 SPACE BEING: No, we don't. Fred's been using it. We're space... 434 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,253 -(CAT SNARLS) -(SPACE BEINGS SCREAM) 435 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,008 (GASPS) Oh, wow, Snake! You remodeled! 436 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,554 Uh, there's something you should know. 437 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,929 I know, I love seeing the woodchips again. 438 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:29,715 -Hey! Can a spider get some privacy? -What's going on here? 439 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,560 This spider thinks we're running a hotel. 440 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,189 She just barged in and started demanding towels! 441 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:37,975 Well, it's obviously not a hotel, so, you'll have to leave, Mrs. Spider. 442 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,358 You can't kick me out! I just got comfortable! 443 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,896 -Sure, we can! -No. No, we can’t. 444 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,240 -Why not? -'Cause she already paid me in cookies! 445 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,202 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 36011

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