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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SONG ENDS)
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(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BARKS)
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(MEOWS)
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Merry Christmas!
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We're havin' a party,
and everyone's invited!
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(SONG BEGINS)
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Time to celebrate
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Hurry, don't be late
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For Oscar and Milo's
Annual Christmas party
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We'll decorate the tree
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Make some memories
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At Oscar and Milo's
Annual Christmas party.
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(SONG ENDS)
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(MYSTERIOUS DEEP VOICE) Ho, ho, ho.
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MILO: Well, jingle my bells.
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Could it be? Is it he?
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No, it is she,
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the one and only Bea.
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Well, ginger my bread.
I woulda never guessed it was you.
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Well, you are talking to the new
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Fish Mall Fish Santa!
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-Ho, ho, ho!
-(JINGLING)
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Well, wrap my presents.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah,
I totally nailed the audition.
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Technically, they haven't
offered me the part yet,
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but details, details. Diddly doo.
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Sugarplum my fairy, girl!
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Come to our party and we will
celebrate your big break!
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-Sounds great. I'll be sure to...
-Okay, enough jibber jabber.
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I gotta get home and help Oscar decorate!
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-(GRUNTS)
-Merry Christmas!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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where's all the decorations?
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Hey, Oscar, you were supposed
to be trimmin' the tree
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and eggin' the nog
and fruitin' the cakes!
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Milo, we can't have a party!
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I have an enormous pimple!
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MILO: Pimple?
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That tiny little thing?
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Girl, you overreacting.
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I'll smack that puppy right offa you.
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-(MAKES WHAPPING SOUNDS)
-Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Milo, it's still there.
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Ooh, I know what'll get rid of it!
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Chocolate-flavored grease pizza!
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-Milo, no!
-I use this every day, myself,
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and I have shiny beautiful skin.
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Work it, yeah. Oh, work it, girl.
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Milo, get off! Oof.
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So, did it work?
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No, I think it's stress-related
'cause of the party planning.
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Parties are easy.
All we got to do is clean,
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decorate, cook, wrap presents,
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and throw the best party ever!
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Augh, how can I throw the best party ever
when I can't even show my face?
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There, there, now.
Look at me, look at me.
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As my Christmas gift to you,
I will handle all the party preparations.
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You just stay here and try and take care
of that pretty widdle face.
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Aw, that's really sweet, Mi...
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Shh, shh, shh.
Your greasy smile says it all.
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(EXCITED CHATTERING)
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Calm down, you fish babies.
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Mall Santa will be here any minute.
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Hey.
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Fish Santa is ready
for her (SINGSONG VOICE) close-up.
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You're not Fish Santa.
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You're an elf.
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Well... Then who's playing Fish Santa?
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MALE VOICE:
It's the crab of your dreams...
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Randy Pincherson!
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-Why?!
-He's red. You're not.
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It was a no-brainer.
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But Randy doesn't even have a lap!
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I bought one.
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And if the kiddies want me
to give 'em a toy,
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they gotta give me five bucks first!
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That's why you're doing this?! For money?
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Yeah.
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See? Perfect.
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So red.
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RANDY: Psst.
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Santa thinks you've been
a very naughty girl.
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(FARTS)
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(HUMS CHRISTMAS MUSIC)
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Oh my gosh!
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Oh, this is never gonna work.
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If I can't pull off this party,
I'm gonna ruin Christmas for everybody.
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(GRUNTS)
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Fish Santa, if you're out there somewhere,
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I could really use some of your
holiday magical dude magic right now.
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Please?
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Well, that was just gorgeous.
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Ahh! Intruder! Hide the milk and cookies!
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Milo, settle down. It's me... Santa.
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Santa, huh?
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Hmm. Seems real.
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Beard? Okay.
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Belly full of jelly.
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Okay, okay. Turn around.
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-(MILO GASPS)
-Hey.
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MILO: You even have a tattoo
of a gingerbread man
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holding two candy canes!
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That's 100 percent. You're the real deal.
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-I love you, Santa!
-And I love you, Milo.
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Now let's get to decorating this place!
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(COCKS)
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Get a load of this.
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(HOLIDAY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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-Wowzers.
-You like that action?
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Then check out these moves.
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Boo-ya!
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(SONG PLAYING)
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Hot nog! Everything's perfect!
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Hey, guess what?
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We still gotta do the tree!
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-Santa?
-What?
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(GRUNTS)
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Can I be Santa's little helper?
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Boo-ya.
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Swag.
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I... I can feel the Christmas.
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-I did it!
-Now all you need is a tree-topper.
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We gotta make sure it's perfect.
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BOTH: Hmm.
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(MUSIC ON THE LOUDSPEAKERS)
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Guess what I want for Christmas?
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(GIGGLES) Actually, Fish Santa,
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why doesn't he tell you
what he wants for Christmas?
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Not interested.
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(SLURPING LOUDLY)
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Randy, you have got to stop this!
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You're right.
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This job stinks! I'm going home!
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(GROWLS)
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(SHRIEKS) Gimme that Santa suit!
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-RANDY: Get off me!
-What is going on here?
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I was trying to listen
to those adorable children,
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and she attacked me!
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But that's not true.
He was ruining Christmas!
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Miss Bea, it is you
who are ruining Christmas.
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You leave the mall now!
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And don't you dare stop
for one of those churros!
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(WHIMPERS)
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BOTH: Hmm.
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What are we gonna put on top of that tree?
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This decision is putting a lump of coal
in my Christmas stocking!
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Don't worry. I know a guy who knows
a lot of stuff about a lot of things.
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Oscar, Oscar, come out.
I need ya!
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OSCAR: No!
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This is serious.
The whole party depends on this.
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Aw, dude, you're making
Fish Santa cry!
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(CHOKED) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Wait. Fish Santa is here?
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-That's right.
-Oh my gosh. Hi, Fish Santa!
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(SHRIEKS) Get it away!
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Oh!
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(YELLS)
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That tickles. (SCREAMS)
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Oh.
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It's okay, boys.
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Santa's good. Santa's real good.
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Santa! Your magic hands!
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Oh, hey no, they work great, guys.
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Just watch.
Let me just zap some new clothes on.
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Uh, I'll try again.
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It's all right. Aww.
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Oh no, my magic doesn't work
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and I can't deliver presents
looking all tore up.
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It'll scare the children.
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Hmm. If only there was someone
who could play a real convincing me.
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BEA: Hey guys.
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Worst Christmas Eve ever.
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(GASPS) Fish Santa?
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Bea, you're just in time.
You gotta help us.
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Um, why is Santa in your living room?
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And why is he naked?
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And why are his arms broken?
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No time to explain.
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Can you use your acting skills
to play Santa?
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And save Christmas!
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Oh my gosh.
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You're asking me
if I can play Fish Santa?
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(SINGSONG VOICE) Ho, ho, ho.
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It's like looking in a mirror.
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All right, here's the plan:
Bea and I will go save Christmas
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and Oscar, you stay here
and try to fix Santa.
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Pa-choom!
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I can't believe my Christmas wish
is finally coming true.
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-Whee! A pony!
-(WHINNIES)
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The secrets of the universe!
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Santa, you lost weight. Lookin' good.
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Merry Christmas!
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-Intruders!
-(AIR HORN BLARES)
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Working late on Christmas Eve -
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my favorite adult thing to do.
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Now, who can't play Fish Santa?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Oh, so red.
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Wow, this ointment
is making my hands feel a lot better.
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Thank you.
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Well, at least I can do one thing
right on Christmas.
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Don't say that.
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How can I not?
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Look at my face.
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You wanna know what I see?
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On your face?
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A big old bright beautiful Christmas star.
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-(GASPS) Hey, guess what?
-What?
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I just had a great idea.
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(LOUD CRASH)
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We delivered all the presents!
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Christmas is saved!
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(ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFFS PLAYING)
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(GROANS) That is the last time
I let you park the sleigh.
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(GASPS) Milo, look.
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Well, rum pum pum my pum.
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Y'all found a tree topper.
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(MARKER SQUEAKING)
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Yay! Look at my beautiful Christmas zits!
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They give off the loveliest warm glow.
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And just in time for the par-tay!
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Oh my gosh, you guys,
what a special moment we're having.
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Oh whoa! I think the specialness
is restoring my hands!
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Oh hey, look!
My clothes are back on too.
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More magic.
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-(ALL CHATTERING HAPPILY)
-This is the best Christmas party ever.
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ALL: This is the greatest Christmas ever!
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-Yay!
-I'm under the mistletoe.
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Pucker up, hot lips.
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(OSCAR SCREAMING)
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FISH SANTA: Ho, ho, ho.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:47,536
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
259
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,884
(CHEERING ON TV)
260
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,050
(PLAYERS GROWLING, GRUNTING)
261
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,433
(GRUNTS)
262
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,929
Freshwater, Freshwater, go, go...
263
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,600
Go! (GROAN)
264
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,143
Jocktopus... ball now!
265
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,734
Jocktopus, pass the ball to Fumble!
266
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,229
Jockto-throw, go!
(GRUNTS)
267
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,822
-Catch it!
-(GRUNTS)
268
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:15,943
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
269
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,487
It's good. Woo! Yeah!
270
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,661
Go Fish Hooks!
271
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,029
(GROAN)
272
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,410
Jocktopus so happy
he could rip his arms off!
273
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,495
No, Jocktopus!
274
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,169
(YELLS)
275
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:31,291
(ALL GASP)
276
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,457
What have you done?!
277
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,053
It's okay, Coach. They grow back.
278
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,335
(BABIES FUSSING)
279
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,644
It's gonna take forever
for your arms to regenerate!
280
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,679
I need a new quarterback
for next week's game!
281
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,184
You should do it, Bea!
282
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,846
You're practically made of pigskin!
283
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,444
(LOUD OINK)
284
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,939
It's called moisturizer...
285
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,364
Use it.
286
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,438
All right, guys,
I am gonna try out for the team.
287
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,605
BOTH: All right, Bea! Yeah!
288
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,114
Oh, what am I going to do?!
289
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,777
Coach Salmons, look no further.
290
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:07,496
I, Bea Goldfishberg,
would like to be on the team.
291
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:08,578
You?
292
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,575
Oh.
293
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,035
Uh oh.
294
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,325
Oh.
295
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:14,835
What? What's wrong?
296
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,379
Do you see the boys out there?
297
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,262
There's a big difference
between them and you.
298
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,630
What are you talking about?
299
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,967
-You just don't have what it takes.
-Huh?
300
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,472
If I let you out on that field
the way you are,
301
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,175
you'll be crushed!
302
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,978
I... I don't understand.
303
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,310
Good game, boys. Good game!
304
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,774
(THINKING)
Boys? Wait a minute.
305
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:37,725
Is Coach Salmons not letting me play
because I'm a girl?
306
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,532
(ATTITUDE)
Oh no, he didn't.
307
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:44,122
I will not take this floating down.
308
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,118
-Hmph!
-No, wait, Bea!
309
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,330
Oh, she moves away too fast.
310
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,201
Uh, Coach?
311
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,293
Jocktopus's arms are beating up the team.
312
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:56,338
Ugh, the nerve of Coach Salmons,
313
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:59,379
telling me I can't play
because I'm a girl.
314
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,757
(SHRIEKS)
315
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,760
Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong,
wrong, wrong, wrong.
316
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,843
(HISSES) So wrong.
317
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,888
That's so not fair, Bea.
318
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,061
You're so smart and talented
and so, so pretty.
319
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,311
-Huh?
-Uh, I meant beautiful!
320
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:13,385
-What?
-What?
321
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,609
What I mean is, Bea,
322
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,108
what will you do?
323
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,693
Tea... full.
324
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,488
Bea, what will you do? Tea full!
325
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,906
Uh, thanks, Oscar?
326
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,950
(NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
327
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,584
But this tea won't quench
my thirst for justice!
328
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,042
'Cause I'm going to show Coach Salmons
329
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,293
that girls can play football too.
330
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,341
Snap, girl.
331
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,749
I think you dropped something.
332
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,127
My jaw.
333
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,256
Come on!
334
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,257
Listen up, you little sacks of s-s-sugar.
335
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,005
We've got a new kid in class.
336
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,307
What's your name again, son?
337
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,720
Who, me?
338
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,270
That guy looks strangely familiar.
339
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,855
Uh, my name's Hank, Hank the Boy.
340
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,860
Yep, that's it. (CLEARS THROAT)
341
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,442
And I'm going to join the football team,
no matter what.
342
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,278
Ah. Way more than I cared to know.
343
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,323
All right, go ahead and sit
in Miss Goldfishberg's seat.
344
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,658
She's not here today
345
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,792
by some strange coincidence.
346
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,168
(DEEP VOICE) Hey.
347
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,003
What up, Hank?
348
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,046
Milo, you idiot, that's Bea.
349
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,420
Nah.
350
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,626
Bea? I'm not Bea.
351
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,796
I'm Hank the Boy, silly.
352
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:31,469
Oh, I see what you're doing, "Hank."
353
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,136
Hey, Milo and I totally support you
trying out for the football team.
354
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,096
We are totally gonna keep your secret.
355
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,608
Oh my gosh. Is it that obvious?
356
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,070
Well, we can tell
'cause we're your friends.
357
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,991
But don't worry. We're gonna help you
with whatever you need.
358
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,109
Thanks, guys.
359
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,985
But, bro, what about Bea?
360
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,662
We should be helping her out.
361
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,870
Check it out, Hank.
She's our friend, right?
362
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,911
And all she wanted was to be
on the football team too,
363
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,826
but now you're trying
to do the same thing.
364
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,714
And Oscar's doing that weird
face-palm thingy again.
365
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,722
Hey, Coach. I'm Hank the Boy,
and I'm here to try out for the team.
366
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,879
Say no more.
367
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,137
Oh, Hank the Boy, look at you.
368
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,219
You're perfect.
369
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:13,885
Welcome to the team, my man.
370
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,773
Uh, really? Just like that?
I'm on the team?
371
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:17,813
Yes!
372
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,977
Aha!
373
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,271
So, Hank the Boy makes the team
and Bea doesn't.
374
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,902
Mm-hmm.
I see now.
375
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,574
(CHUCKLES) It's a good thing
Bea isn't here for this.
376
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,243
She'd be flippin' her lid.
377
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,362
(GROANS)
378
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,656
Hey girls. What's up?
379
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,251
Well, look who just made the team?
380
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,870
The new guy. Wink, nudge.
381
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,207
We're so proud of you, "Hank."
382
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,883
Well, football's always been
a dream of mine.
383
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,092
I didn't think this
would get so much attention.
384
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,473
I'm really just doing it for the team.
385
00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:52,425
MILO: Man, how does Hank do it?
386
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,262
The dude has been here for one day,
387
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,768
he's already made it
onto the football team,
388
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,809
and he's got the ladies all over him.
389
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,227
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlefish,
390
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:06,857
give it up for the Freshwater Fish Hooks!
391
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,986
(CHEERING)
392
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,776
Versus the Tetra Tech Titans!
393
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,826
(GRUNTING)
394
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,409
Hey, Freshwater,
we're gonna flush you down the toilet.
395
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,617
TEAM: Yeah!
396
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,208
ALL: Aww.
397
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,711
Oh, the Tetras are so tiny and precious.
398
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,665
They're like little babies.
399
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,335
We're gonna destroy them, right?
400
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,423
Yep!
401
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:32,048
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
402
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,224
(GULPS)
403
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,715
Ready, hut, hut, hike!
404
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,016
Hank, I'm open!
405
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,232
Yay!
406
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,441
Yes!
407
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,281
Uh, sorry?
408
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,818
(FISH HOOKS GROWL)
409
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,901
Man, I thought Hank was
supposed to be on our team.
410
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,448
Hut, hut, hike!
411
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,326
Hey, thanks for the ball, mister.
412
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,410
No!
413
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,792
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And that's a touchdown for Tetra Tech!
414
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,923
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
415
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,751
(BARKS)
416
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,915
(TEAM GROWLS)
417
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,626
(GRUNTING)
418
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,587
Boo!
419
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,047
Oh my gosh, you guys,
did we make a mistake?
420
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,768
-Can Bea really not play football?
-Obviously.
421
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,230
CROWD: Boo!
422
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,942
-(SOBBING)
-Hey. Hey there, rainy face.
423
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,942
-What's the matter?
-Oh, Oscar.
424
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,154
What was I thinking?
425
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,146
I can't play football.
426
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:35,106
You know, we all have permission
to make mistakes.
427
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,567
It's called learning.
428
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,118
Wow. Thanks, Oscar.
429
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,161
-I feel better.
-How 'bout a hug?
430
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,367
CROWD: Aww.
431
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,326
MAN: That's sweet.
432
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,168
All right, buddy.
433
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,875
Gonna get back to the game now.
434
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,474
Oscar?
435
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,215
Well, it's like I always say:
436
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,226
a hug a day keeps the demons at bay.
437
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,809
(CHUCKLES)
438
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,024
-(BULLETS FIRING)
-MAN'S VOICE: Colonel Salmons, no!
439
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,725
BEA: Hey, Coach Salmons!
440
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:11,284
(ALL GASP)
441
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,489
Bea?!
442
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,067
Hold on. You didn't dress up
as a boy to get on the team?
443
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,367
What? No. I was getting together
a team of lawyers.
444
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,332
Then... then you must be...
445
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,326
Hank. Hank the Boy.
446
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,749
Hank the Boy?!
447
00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,633
Yes.
448
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,844
(GROANS, WHIMPERS)
449
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,683
Why is everyone so surprised?
450
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,678
The dude did say his name
over and over and over and over again.
451
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,682
Why were you getting lawyers, Bea?
452
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,724
So, that I could put an end
453
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:46,098
to your "no girls allowed" policy.
454
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,225
What are you talking about?
455
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,562
You said I didn't have what it takes
to play football.
456
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,898
The reason I didn't let you
out on that field
457
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:55,783
is because you didn't have a helmet.
458
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,571
Safety first, Bea.
459
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,116
So...
460
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,619
it's not because I'm a girl?
461
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,122
Helmet.
462
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,080
ALL: Oh.
463
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,117
CROWD: Oh!
464
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,707
Oh.
465
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,382
A helmet. Go figure.
466
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,380
Hey, you must be Bea.
467
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,222
Oh my, and who is this handsome stranger?
468
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,965
Hank the Boy.
469
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,720
He's been saying it over and over.
470
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,302
I want you to have this.
471
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,598
Your helmet, but why?
472
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,982
Hank, what's wrong?
473
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,849
I've realized that I'm not cut out
for football.
474
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:34,479
And I only wore the uniform
because it covered my secret shame.
475
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,897
-Oh my!
-(WHISTLE BLOWS)
476
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,411
Yes, go ahead and laugh.
477
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,580
Laugh at my enormous shoulders!
478
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,664
I came to this school
thinking I could fit in
479
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,457
by joining the football team.
480
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:53,540
I see now that giant shoulders
aren't enough to be a football player.
481
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,837
You also have to have things like...
482
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,131
talent.
483
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,094
Pshh. Man, that's nothing.
484
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,335
I've got a birthmark
485
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:01,841
of two chickens kissing.
486
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,797
But you don't hear me
crying about that, do ya?
487
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,598
Oh, Hank, you're perfect!
488
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,694
I know exactly what we could do
with those shoulders.
489
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:12,268
Go Fish Hooks!
490
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,274
(ALL CHEERING)
491
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,980
(CHUCKLES) This is great!
I'm good at something!
492
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,238
Go on, Freshwater.
493
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,781
We'll just wait right here
while the clock runs out.
494
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,115
(LAUGHS)
495
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,197
Bea, suit up now!
496
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,286
Right.
497
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,003
Go, go, go!
498
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,625
All right, guys,
499
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,419
time for the Sanford Shuffle.
500
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,503
Hut, hut.
501
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,463
(GRUNTS)
502
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,095
I got it, I got it!
503
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,181
(AIR HORN BLOWS)
504
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,387
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
505
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,850
Yay!
506
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,437
Yeah!
507
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,228
(ALL CHEERING)
508
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,855
You guys, it's an emergency!
509
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:04,373
My lead male actor for my
all-male performance of Madame Butterfish
510
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,490
just pulled his groin muscle.
511
00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:11,535
Is anyone here man enough
to take his place?!
512
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,753
Sign me up, Mr. Mussels.
513
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,245
Hot dog!
514
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,509
Hey, Mouse, if fish
have a Fish Santa Claus,
515
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,128
what do you suppose
our Santa looks like?
516
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,430
Hmm. I wonder.
517
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,598
(JINGLING)
518
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,598
Ho, ho, ho. Happy holidays,
Snake and Mouse.
519
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,767
Where's my cookies and milk?
520
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,015
Ha ha. Very funny, Snake.
521
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Oh. No!
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My magic beard.
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Hey, watch the whiskers, will ya?
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Sheesh.
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