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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:03,127 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,337 --> 00:00:04,877 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,423 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,127 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,797 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,467 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,013 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,770 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,310 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:17,852 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,898 Ooh 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,400 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:22,807 Ooh 14 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,363 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,150 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,145 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,663 Ooh 18 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:31,275 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,815 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,535 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,078 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,543 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,578 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,248 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,875 School's out, ring the bell 26 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,001 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,416 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:02,903 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Aah! (LAUGHS) 29 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,401 -(HUMMING) -(BELLS RINGS) 30 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,778 -ALL: School's out! -(CHEERING) 31 00:01:10,028 --> 00:01:12,108 Let's all go hang out at the Hokey Poke. 32 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:14,201 (MURMURS) 33 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,575 Hold on, guys. 34 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,912 Let me check with my girlfriend Angela 35 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:19,116 to see if she can come with. 36 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,416 Oscar, leave that poor girl alone. 37 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,575 What's next? You're gonna start checking in with her 38 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,167 to see if it's okay to check in with her? 39 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,634 Listen, here, buddy, I'm a grown fish, 40 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,173 and I can do whatever I want! 41 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:32,298 But let me check and see if it's okay with Angela first. 42 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,643 -All right, let's go, guys. -ALL: Yeah! 43 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,931 -Wait, guys! -(PHONE BEEPS) 44 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,224 "Busy tonight." 45 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,560 I'm playing video games. (LAUGHS) 46 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:44,940 -Oh, yeah! -Oh, man. 47 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:47,571 (GRUNTS) Hold on, guys. 48 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,896 (PANTS) I'm a-coming. 49 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:51,816 Hey, Esmargot, wait. Are you going to the Hokey Poke, too? 50 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,655 Yep, I'll get there eventually. 51 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:57,406 Well, how about you and I go together? 52 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,079 Together? 53 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,826 Come on, we'll have fun. 54 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,043 (INTERNALLY) Oh my gosh. 55 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,325 Is he asking me out? 56 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:06,754 I'll even drive. 57 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,415 (GASPS) He is! 58 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,007 (ENGINE STARTS) 59 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,508 ESMARGOT: Wait a minute, Oscar. 60 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,796 Don't you have a girlfriend? 61 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,015 Look, she's not here, is she? 62 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,310 ESMARGOT: Oh, my gosh. This is so wrong. 63 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,151 What's the matter, Esmargot? You look uncomfortable. 64 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,645 Here, let me adjust your headrest. 65 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,574 He's putting his arms around me. 66 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,862 And your seatbelt isn't even fastened. 67 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,236 Safety first. 68 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,452 -(ESMARGOT GASPS) -OSCAR: Can't quite fit. 69 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:41,702 Relax, Esmargot. 70 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,328 Oh my gosh. Hands all over me! 71 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,825 Are you cold? Let me get the heater. 72 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,707 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 73 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:52,167 Oh, darn it. This heater button always sets off the radio 74 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,219 And all I get is this stupid saxophone romantic station. 75 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,722 -I'm sorry. -(AIR BLOWS) 76 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,508 So, Esmargot, 77 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,473 Is it hot enough in here for you? 78 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,733 Ew. 79 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:06,850 Oh, no. A button flew off. 80 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,690 I should never let Milo fix my shirts. 81 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,940 Oh boy, I think Oscar's hitting on me. 82 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,648 I should have seen all the signs. 83 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,488 First, he invites me in his car. Ew! 84 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,574 And then he adjusts my headrest and then he adjusts my seatbelt 85 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:21,487 And then he puts on music. OMG. 86 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,992 What's worse is he has a girlfriend. 87 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,080 I gotta get out of here and tell the other girls. 88 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,422 Oscar, if we could please be on our way. 89 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,252 Okay. 90 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:32,416 Excuse me for being a safe driver. Yeesh! 91 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,881 OSCAR: We're here. 92 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:40,394 (ESMARGOT SCREAMS) 93 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,852 -I know. -Oh! 94 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,675 Girls, you're not gonna believe what just happened. 95 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:49,441 Oscar just tried to put the moves on me in his car. 96 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,570 I had no idea he was such a player! 97 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,985 I guess when you got the goods like me, you can't blame him. 98 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,702 (PANTS) 99 00:03:57,446 --> 00:03:59,736 What? Oscar hit on you? But he has a girlfriend. 100 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:00,823 ESMARGOT: I know. 101 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,911 That doesn't sound like something he would do at all. 102 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,330 Baby, but look. 103 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,658 Oh my gosh. He's totally giving that girl his number. 104 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:12,134 I am so sorry I hit your car. Here's my insurance information. 105 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,165 Yeah, okay, now get away from me. 106 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:16,627 -Seriously. -Oh! 107 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:19,505 -(GROWLS) -Koi's right. Oh my gosh. 108 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,508 We gotta totally stick up for Angela. 109 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,388 'Cause girls gotta watch out for girls against boys 110 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,183 -who cheat on them. -(KOI MUMBLES) 111 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,056 We need to tell her right now. 112 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,846 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys are so jumping to conclusions. 113 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,731 I tell you, he did it! He did it! 114 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,944 Okay, fine. Let me go do a little detective work. 115 00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:39,067 Girl, your parents must be aliens 116 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:42,067 'cause you are out of this world. 117 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,937 Okay, okay, okay, here's another one. 118 00:04:45,016 --> 00:04:46,746 Koi or Finberley? 119 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,905 Oh, man, that's a tough one. 120 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,122 (WHISPERS) Psst, Oscar, I need to talk to you. 121 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,129 Sure, Bea. 122 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,165 BEA GOLDFISHBERG: Hmm. (GASPS) 123 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,127 Oscar, Oscar, Oscar. 124 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,724 Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea. 125 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:02,679 What if you had an opportunity with a girl? 126 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,354 -You mean Angela? -No, another girl. 127 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,931 A girl you've known a long time, 128 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,927 One who could be right here in front of you. 129 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,484 She could be nearby. 130 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,862 One of your friends, perhaps, and nobody would ever know. 131 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,649 You know, would you, you know, just go for it? 132 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:20,647 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 133 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,531 BEA: Oh, my gosh! It's working! 134 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:25,334 Oscar is falling apart under my expert questioning. 135 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,500 (SHRIEKING, MOANING) 136 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:31,036 I can't believe it. He's guilty! 137 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,332 Okay, time to close in for the kill. 138 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,037 Well, Oscar, 139 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,002 Would you date her, too? 140 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,763 (GASPS) 141 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,934 I'm flattered, Bea. I'm even a little bit curious, 142 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,137 but I'm sorry. I'm with Angela now. 143 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,314 There's just not enough of me to go around. 144 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,394 Oh, okay, well, thanks anyway, Oscar. 145 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:54,271 -I just wanted to ask. -Okay. 146 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,191 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 147 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:58,605 (SOBS) 148 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,860 BEA: Now I'm confused. 149 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:05,782 He says he's not a player, but he totally acts guilty. 150 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,196 Okay, clearly something is going on with him. 151 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,698 We gotta step this up. We'll set up a sting operation 152 00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:12,212 and catch him in the act. 153 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,668 Bea, stop pantomiming 154 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,378 and tell us what to do next. 155 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,921 BEA: All right, girls, first let's thank Finberley 156 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,379 for being able to borrow this undercover surveillance van from her parents. 157 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,104 -Yeah, parents. -MAN: (OVER RADIO) Agent Finberley, 158 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:31,846 -do you copy? Over. -Agent Jones, maintain radio silence. 159 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,228 -Over. -(BEEPING, STATIC) 160 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,728 So anyway, here's the plan. 161 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,605 Koi, Finberley, Esmargot, 162 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,569 you three will enter the Hokey Poke. 163 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:45,784 Your mission, get Oscar to hit on you and record it. 164 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,199 I've wired the joint with surveillance cameras, 165 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,331 so we'll have documented proof 166 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,293 from every possible angle. 167 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,829 -ALL: Ooh! -I know. I'm a genius. 168 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,285 BEA: (ON RADIO) Listen up, Esmargot. 169 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:01,166 We'll be communicating to you with this hidden earpiece. 170 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,796 Um, that's not my ear. 171 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,006 -Oof! -Hey, Esmargot. 172 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,301 Hey, guys, what do I do? 173 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,553 Girl, you have got to flirt with him. 174 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:09,933 How do I do that? 175 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:13,351 (SIGHS) Stare into his soul, girl, 176 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,726 with your fisheyes. 177 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,810 Ooh, ooh! And bite your lip. 178 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,188 -I saw that on TV. -Me, too. 179 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,029 Ooh, ooh! Also laugh at everything he says. 180 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,355 Cody loves it when I do that. He loves it so much. 181 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,317 Fisheyes, bite my lip, laugh. Okay, I got it. 182 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:31,332 Esmargot, are you okay? 183 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,951 (LAUGHS MANICALLY) 184 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,038 Okay, I'm gonna go over there now. 185 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,666 (LAUGHS) Okay, bye-bye. 186 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,086 (ALL GROAN) 187 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,803 All right, Finberley, time to get dolled up 188 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,757 and let your body language do the talking. 189 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,303 (COUGHS) Here we go. 190 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,849 -... And I was like... -Oh! 191 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,313 Finberley, you look different. 192 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:57,556 (LAUGHS) A wink. 193 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,774 My eyelash! 194 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,313 (OSCAR GROANS) 195 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,361 I'll get it. (GRUNTS) 196 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,235 Fin stuck. 197 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:08,859 (SCREAMS) 198 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,660 Hey, free apples! (MUNCHES) 199 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,289 (GROANS) 200 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,079 BEA: Ugh! He's not taking the bait. 201 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,873 We've gotta step up the allure. 202 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,540 Koi, you're the biggest lure we have. 203 00:08:21,710 --> 00:08:23,340 Get out there and get aggressive. 204 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,667 -Veronica or Shellsea? -Hi, Koi. 205 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,165 -(KOI GRUNTS) -(SCREAMING) 206 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,931 No, no, no! We've got to do something. 207 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,684 One way or another, we're gonna force 208 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,178 a confession out of that hound dog. 209 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,564 This fox knows just what to do. 210 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:43,114 (GROANS) What is up with those crazy fishes? 211 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:44,774 I'll tell you what's up, Oscar. 212 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:47,031 The jig is up. We got your number, buddy. 213 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,202 Game over for you, playa. 214 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,116 Yeah, my name is Oscar, 215 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,486 And I'm, like, totally guilty of hitting on other girls 216 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,948 and cheating on my girlfriend Angela and junk. 217 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,208 I'm so guilty. 218 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,879 Ugh, are you kidding me? Nobody's gonna believe this. 219 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,082 (CRIES) 220 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,629 What kind of a horrible boyfriend am I? 221 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,758 You're the kind that got swag, bro. 222 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,337 You are a playa, Oscar. 223 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,101 You think you could just get away with cheating on your girlfriend 224 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,389 -with Esmargot? -Yeah! 225 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,555 Cheating? No way. 226 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,396 I was just trying to be nice. Tell them, Esmargot. 227 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,112 Well, uh... 228 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:27,782 Oh! Angela deserves a better boyfriend than me. 229 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,491 (SOBS) I need to break up with her right now. 230 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,315 Esmargot, what is Oscar talking about? 231 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:37,159 What really happened in his car? 232 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,749 Well, he adjusted my seat 233 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,250 and buckled my seatbelt. 234 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,877 It was the closest I've ever gotten to a boy in real life. 235 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,046 I thought I was being romanced. 236 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:51,133 I'm sorry. I guess I overreacted. 237 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:53,888 So... not guilty? 238 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,394 Oh, my gosh! We've gotta stop Oscar before he gets to Angela's. 239 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,102 Action, girls! Go! 240 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,483 (SHOUTING) 241 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,313 (ENGINE REVS) 242 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,900 (OSCAR WAILS) 243 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,694 -Hey! Angela! -Hi, girls. I was just... (SCREAMS) 244 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,408 -(GRUNTS) Huh? -We are taking you 245 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,161 on an emergency spa day. 246 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,786 -B-b-but... -Have fun. 247 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,330 -(OSCAR WAILS) -He's coming! 248 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,462 Looks like I'm going to have to use 249 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,544 all of my acting skills 250 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:29,209 to transform into Angela. 251 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,257 (HUMS) 252 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,052 Now I am Angela, too. 253 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,680 Angela, I am so sorry! 254 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,601 What is wrong, my boyfriend? 255 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,428 I have a confession to make. 256 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,653 I think I'm... a playa. 257 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,062 (WAILS) 258 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,320 I have too many fish in my fishnet. 259 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,149 (GASPS, WAILS) 260 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,896 There, there. You're not a player, no. 261 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,409 You're just too nice. 262 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,869 Huh? 263 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:02,253 It's good to be nice, but every once in a while, 264 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,575 being nice can be taken the wrong way. 265 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,292 -Really? -But that shouldn't stop you 266 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:12,006 from being a good guy, so don't feel bad about it, okay? 267 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,553 Thanks, Angela, 268 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,215 I feel so much better now. 269 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,428 So how about we put this behind us 270 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,756 with a kiss? 271 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,602 -Whoa, no, no. -Sorry, I forgot to save my game. 272 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,516 -Whoa! -Angela? Then who...? 273 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,230 (LAUGHS, WHIMPERS) 274 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:32,777 Oh man, I really am a playa. 275 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,901 So guilty. 276 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,278 (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING) 277 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,963 (SNARLS) 278 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,167 (WORMS SCREAM) 279 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,511 (RASPY BREATHING) 280 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,484 ALBERT: Hmm. Hmm? 281 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,023 Hi-yo... 282 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,777 So, um... 283 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,451 Yeah? 284 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,071 Yeah. 285 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,371 Dang it! 286 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,579 Ow! 287 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,287 Hey, man, is that locker giving you trouble? 288 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,289 You need us to help you take it down? 289 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,417 I'm having real girl problems, guys. 290 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:36,424 I'm into Esmargot, but she's so hot, I get tongue-tied. 291 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,797 I can't talk to her. See? 292 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,717 Talking to women is easy. All you gotta do is move your lips 293 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,183 and make noise come out. It doesn't matter what you're saying. 294 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,104 As long as it's loud, you're in. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! 295 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,137 -Like that. -And you gotta flash some money. 296 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,479 Women will totally talk to you if you got the Benjamins. 297 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,114 Albert, don't listen to these guys. 298 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:55,191 As the only fish here with an actual girlfriend, 299 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,486 I can tell you this. Change who you are. 300 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,612 Girls only want you if you can change. 301 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,414 (GROANS) 302 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,445 So who's ready 303 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,446 for another amazing girls' night? 304 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,995 Tonight's theme will be vampires. 305 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,081 (YELLING) Vampires! Get them away! 306 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,747 Oh no! I don't want them to bite me and suck my blood. 307 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,169 Calm down, calm down! We're only talking about vampire movies. 308 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,801 Well, as long as they die at the end of the movie, I'm cool with it. 309 00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,216 What's wrong with you? Vampires are hot. 310 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,767 Seriously, Esmargot, the way they look at you, 311 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,561 like they know you and will protect you forever. 312 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,686 It's just hot. 313 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,611 They're not hot. They're awful. They stab you with their fangs 314 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,733 and drink your blood and drain you of your life. 315 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,032 How is that hot? 316 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,862 They love you forever, and it's real. 317 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,450 I'm not buying it, but I'm still down with girls' night 318 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,124 because I like the chips. (SLURPS) 319 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,696 -It's real! -GIRLS: Vampires! Whoo! 320 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,456 Man, girls sure get nuts over vampires. 321 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,923 Vampires are so hot. They're so hot. 322 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,957 Hey, wait a second. I have an idea. 323 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,841 All I need to do is dress like a vampire, 324 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,545 then getting Esmargot's attention will be super easy. 325 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,264 This is the best plan ever. I'm gonna win her heart. 326 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,597 Yay! 327 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:10,933 So, you see, kids, math is like baking. 328 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,600 It's hard. 329 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,355 Oh my gosh, after that movie, I love vampires even more. 330 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,112 Oh, me too. They are so much hotter now. 331 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,315 Esmargot, don't you think vampires are hot? 332 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,396 Can we please stop talking about vampires? 333 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:26,278 Last thing I want anyone to even mention is another vampire! 334 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,334 Oh no! I've been bitten 335 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,616 by a handsome vampire. 336 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,383 I'm gonna die. Watch out, here he comes. 337 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,956 Hola, clase. I'm a vampire. Blah, blah! 338 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,380 Bite me, bite me first. 339 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:45,841 No! Me! 340 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,894 (MURMURS) 341 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,307 Oh, I'm flattered, Koi, but actually, I'm here for Esmargot. 342 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,271 -(SHRIEKS) -Wench. 343 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,309 Oh my gosh. Albert's totally turned into a vampire. 344 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,567 Of course, it had to happen to one of the cutest boys in school. 345 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:03,034 It's my worst nightmare come true. (WAILS) 346 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,364 Hi, Esmargot, now that I'm a vampire, 347 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,318 I was wondering if you would want to go to dinner with me. 348 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,584 Do it. Vampires are hot. 349 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,502 What are your intentions, demon? 350 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,459 Hang on. Let me check. 351 00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:16,119 Tell her you'll suck her blood. 352 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,787 Okey-dokey. I'm going to be sucking your blood. 353 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,050 Aah, aah! Oh, how do I get out of this? 354 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,554 Mm, I know once you vamps decide on a victim, 355 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,514 you're pretty relentless, so I guess I got no choice 356 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,259 but to have dinner with you. Ugh! 357 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,719 -All right. Let's get it over with. -Really? (LAUGHS) 358 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:33,773 Hey, Esmargot, blah, blah! 359 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,233 -(SHOUTS) -(ALBERT GIGGLES) 360 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,596 It worked. The vampire thing worked. I got a date. 361 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,439 (SONG PLAYING) Ding ding dong Rock it so well 362 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,315 Come on, girl Let me ring your bells 363 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,690 Like a boomerang Let me do my thing. 364 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,859 (ESMARGOT GASPS) 365 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,528 Mom, Dad, it's happening. Just like you warned me about. 366 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:55,082 The day I've been training for my whole life has finally come. 367 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,830 (GRUNTING) 368 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,590 Tonight, everything changes. 369 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,884 Tonight, I leave behind 370 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,633 the innocent girl I was. 371 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,088 Tonight, the hunter becomes the hunted. 372 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,311 Tonight, all vampires must die. 373 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,975 -(SLURPS) Tonight. -(WOLF HOWLS) 374 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,519 (ROMANTIC ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS) 375 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,031 Okay, this evening has to be magical. 376 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,909 I want her to be swept off her sticky little foot. 377 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,908 (THUNDER CLAPPING) 378 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,332 All right, monster, let's tango. 379 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,964 Esmargot, I love your outfit. 380 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:44,207 Thanks. I thought I'd dress for the occasion. 381 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,796 I complimented her, Milo. 382 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,013 Now what do I do? 383 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,388 All right, Albert, say something romantic, like, 384 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,887 "You smell like cheeseburgers." 385 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,721 No way, Milo. Give me that. 386 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,770 Albert, tell her, "I've lived a thousand years 387 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,019 "waiting for a girl like you." 388 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,476 ALBERT: Got it, over and out. 389 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,364 Bro, you didn't have to wear a disguise. 390 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,781 I didn't wanna blow our cover. 391 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,663 Besides, I think this dress really brings out my eyes. 392 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,615 Oh look, our food is here. 393 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,325 I hope you like spaghetti 394 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,244 with extra garlic. 395 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,332 (CHEWS, HISSES) 396 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,674 -(SHOUTS) -(ALBERT LAUGHS) 397 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,038 Scared you, didn't I? 398 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,209 ESMARGOT: The garlic has no effect. 399 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,801 He must be some sort of super vampire. 400 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,375 Time for plan "C." 401 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,377 "C" for crossbow. 402 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,554 Hey, Albert, there's something I wanna give you. 403 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,431 Wait, before you do that, 404 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,768 There's something I want to give you, too. 405 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,564 They're beautiful. 406 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,557 No, must resist. 407 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,324 Can't fight his vampire charms. 408 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,901 Oh, wink. My cranberry drink! 409 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,530 I mean, blood. Blah, blah! 410 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,448 I can't pull the trigger on poor Albert. 411 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,374 Twenty percent? I don't think so. 412 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,622 Here's a thousand dollars and the keys to my car. 413 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:04,712 Yes! 414 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,251 (SHUDDERS) I can't do it. 415 00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:10,258 I just can't do it to him. (SOBS) 416 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,093 What happened? Okay, that didn't work. 417 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,677 Time to rethink. 418 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,350 -How are you guys at building coffins? -Why do you ask? 419 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,641 Who told you? Whatever they said, it was a lie. It never happened. 420 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:26,363 Well, Esmargot is not responding well to my advances, 421 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,650 but I think it's 'cause I haven't fully committed to the vampire lifestyle. 422 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,567 But I figured out the answer. 423 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,407 Gentlemen, I have to fight some werewolves. 424 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,624 Oh, my gosh. You killed and skinned two werewolves? 425 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,164 No, silly, they're just werewolf costumes 426 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,905 that you guys are gonna wear. 427 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,873 I did some research and the only thing hotter to a girl 428 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,826 than a vampire is a vampire fighting a werewolf. 429 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,916 Yeah, well, it certainly is hotter. 430 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,545 But, brother, dear, is it too much hotness? 431 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,966 It very well may be. But tomorrow, 432 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,891 I defeat some werewolves and win Esmargot's heart. 433 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:59,811 Put these on and meet me in front of the school tomorrow morning. 434 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:04,022 Okay, but I'm gonna need to let out a seam. 435 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,230 (BOTH HOWL) 436 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,145 Blah, blah, blah, blah! 437 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,324 Bye, Mom and Dad. I'm gonna go slay some vampires. 438 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,113 Be back in time for the "Dr. Whootenanny" marathon. 439 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,949 Stupid vampires keeping me away from my shows. 440 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,869 (SIGHS) If I wanna impress Esmargot tomorrow, 441 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:23,496 I better get my monster sleep. 442 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,996 (SNORES) 443 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,589 Enjoy your beauty sleep, vampire. 444 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,710 It's gonna be your last. 445 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,302 (ESMARGOT GRUNTS) 446 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,091 Goodbye, Albert. 447 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,511 It's too bad. 448 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,514 I kind of liked you before all this vampire junk. 449 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,678 (ESMARGOT GRUNTS) 450 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,734 (PLAYS NOTES) 451 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,574 Good morning, Freshwater High 452 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,110 Freshwater High! 453 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,112 -Don't look. -What is it? 454 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:59,317 Stay calm, but what is the one thing 455 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,617 hotter than vampires? 456 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,748 OMG. Werewolves. 457 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,004 -Dude, where is Albert? -It's not like him to be late. 458 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,249 Boy, sleeping in a coffin is a lot harder 459 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,257 than I thought it would be. I feel so dry. 460 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,932 (GASPS) I'm outside! 461 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,471 And I'm all tied up. 462 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,846 I've gotta get to Esmargot. 463 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,887 Sun rays? 464 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,569 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 465 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,574 Okay, which one of you two is here to protect me 466 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,112 from the vampires? 467 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,275 Uh... whoa. Hey, we're just looking for Albert. 468 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,740 -Do you know where he is? -I wish, 469 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,408 little cutie patootie. 470 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,411 -Well, what about Esmargot? -We wanna eat her. 471 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,422 Ugh! Why do all you monsters like her so much? 472 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,995 -(PANTS) Coming, my darling. -(CAT SNARLS) 473 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:58,969 Hey, everybody. Boy, I had a rough night. 474 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,381 I don't wanna hear it. 475 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,643 You are in trouble, Missy. 476 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,852 Yeah, 'cause we're wolves. 477 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,682 (HOWLING) 478 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,935 (GRUNTS) I guess I better go home and get some silver bullets 479 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,863 and kill me some werewolves. Ugh. 480 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,613 -What a day. -ALBERT: (WEAKLY) Esmargot. 481 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,822 I'm here to save you. 482 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,323 (GASPS) You're alive! 483 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,949 -Just barely. -Get him! 484 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,616 -Fight for my love. -Don't hold back. 485 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,541 (SHOUTING) 486 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,916 Stop! I can't do this anymore. 487 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:37,924 (SPITS) See? 488 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,627 I'm not a vampire. 489 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,431 I just dressed up like a vampire to impress you. 490 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,636 I thought you wouldn't like me if I was just regular me. 491 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,724 Oh, yeah, I totally knew that. 492 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,023 It's not like I was planning on killing you 493 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,981 or anything like that, so yeah. 494 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,355 It's all because I really like you. 495 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,987 Really? Because I like you, too. 496 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,896 Would you like to go out together? 497 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,819 There's nothing stopping us. 498 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,071 Great. 499 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,911 ALL: Aw! 500 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:09,696 ESMARGOT: Hmm? 501 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,333 ALBERT: Hmm. 502 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,628 Hi-yo. 503 00:22:19,446 --> 00:22:21,016 HAMSTER: Why do we have to have a curfew? 504 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:22,591 -It's not fair. -Yeah. 505 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,885 We should be able to stay out as late as we want. 506 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,969 -Yeah! -Curfews are dumb. 507 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,221 -Let's get out of here. -Yeah! 508 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,388 Okay, so where should we go? It should be somewhere fun. 509 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,641 BOTH: Hmm? 510 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:37,571 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 511 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,993 -(GASPS) Our tank is fun. -Okay, let's stay in our tank. 512 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,281 Yeah! 36867

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