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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,709 --> 00:00:03,129 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,883 (SINGING) One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,473 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,088 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,965 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,512 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,095 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,770 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,018 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,980 La la la la 11 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,850 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La la la la 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,072 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La la la la 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,395 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,145 La la la la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,738 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,820 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,620 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,078 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,541 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,619 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,286 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,125 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,091 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,363 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,067 (CLACKS) 29 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,690 -(MUSIC PLAYS) -(SQUEALS) 30 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,742 -(SQUEAKS, QUACKS) -BOTH: Floats. 31 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,701 (GULPS) 32 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,333 Hey, Oscar. Oh my gosh! 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,502 Is that your super-secret project that you've kept super, super secret? 34 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,172 Time for a peeksie! 35 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,210 No, Milo! No peeksies! 36 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,835 Oh, I can't help it! 37 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,210 I'm just so excited! 38 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,457 Just look at my toes 39 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,093 a-wiggle-wiggle-wiggling. 40 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:34,343 My toes are wiggling too, but I think it's 'cause I'm so nervous. 41 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,428 -Oscar, you're gonna do great. -I don't know, guys. 42 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,814 It looks like there's a lot of great projects this year. 43 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:43,595 And now I am off to the future! 44 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,024 (REVS) 45 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:48,531 I'll just be happy if things go better than they have in the past. 46 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,113 I give you... 47 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,240 a volcano! 48 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,452 KIDS: Ooh! 49 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,279 I give you... 50 00:01:57,576 --> 00:01:58,866 the solar system! 51 00:01:58,952 --> 00:01:59,952 KIDS: Ooh! 52 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,285 I give you... 53 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,084 tofu! 54 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:07,344 Phew! 55 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,505 Aw, don't worry, man. 56 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:15,091 You're like the smartest fish I know... 57 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,548 after Albert, Jumbo 58 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,177 and that one guy who always smells like peanut butter. 59 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:22,234 The point is no matter what happens, we've got your back. 60 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,639 DR. FROG: What? 61 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,809 Um, Dr. Frog, what are you doing? 62 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,767 I'm looking at your science project. 63 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:29,857 It's fascinating. 64 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,025 -There's a whole world in here. -(ANIMALS CHATTER) 65 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,530 My project's out here. 66 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:34,822 What? 67 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:36,525 Well, then let's see it. 68 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,237 Um, I've been anticipating this moment all year. 69 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:43,457 Prepare yourselves for the greatest scientific spectacle, 70 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:45,962 the likes of which you've never seen! 71 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,881 MAN: It's not gonna explode is it? 72 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:49,959 That I can... 73 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,045 not guarantee. 74 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,129 I give you... 75 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:53,836 the potato clock! 76 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,465 It's... it's so magical. 77 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,718 I love you, potato clock! 78 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:01,135 Ingenious! 79 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,563 It uses the potato as a battery. 80 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:06,902 This invention is going to change the world! 81 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,687 Uh, Milo, you do know clocks already exist? 82 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,607 They do now. (LAUGHS) 83 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,953 Well, I think we can all agree that this is 84 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,738 the most amazing science project the school has seen in years! 85 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:23,414 And so, it's my great pleasure to present Oscar with the award for... 86 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:24,785 (CLANGS) 87 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,251 DR. FROG: What happened to the lights? 88 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,332 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 89 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,420 -(RATTLING) -(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING) 90 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:37,925 (ALL GASP) 91 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,469 My project! It's been stolen! 92 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,474 Well, since you have no project, 93 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,766 I'm happy to give you the award for... last place! 94 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:50,858 (YELLS) No-ooo! 95 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,238 -(CAMERA CLICKS) -(GASPS) 96 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,612 Keep it together, man! 97 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:01,117 We can figure this out. 98 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,331 (CRIES) Bea, how do we figure this out? 99 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,911 Whoever stole the clock must still be in the room. 100 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,459 That means it could be anyone here right now! 101 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,795 Dr. Frog, couldn't we have a little more time to solve this mystery? 102 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,589 You can have until the end of the day 103 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,262 to show me whatever you can come up with. 104 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:19,511 I can't believe it. 105 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,636 The one time it doesn't blow up in my face, this happens! 106 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,810 Oh, don't worry, Oscar. 107 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,640 Milo and I are going to solve this mystery. 108 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,096 I don't wanna brag, 109 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:32,306 but I have seen quite a few mystery dramas in my time, 110 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,607 so, I would make the perfect detective! 111 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,900 And I would make the perfect sandwich. 112 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,488 Believe that. 113 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:40,993 All right, Milo. 114 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,952 Whoever stole Oscar's project 115 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,953 had to have turned the lights out from here. 116 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:47,697 -Look, evidence. -(GASPS) 117 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,328 A fin-print. 118 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,876 And down here... more evidence. 119 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:54,003 Judging by this handkerchief, 120 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,005 I believe our perp may have a cold. 121 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,628 See how I used the word "perp"? Pretty cool, right? 122 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,086 And I know just what to do with you. 123 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,059 (WHIRRS) 124 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,098 That was an important piece of evidence! 125 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,312 And why do we have a paper shredder in the gymnasium? 126 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,102 Girl, are you that naive? 127 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,401 Our best friend needs our help 128 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,690 and you want to waste time sifting through garbage? 129 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,735 All right then, what do you suggest? 130 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,702 CLAMANTHA: Mmm, where are you? 131 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,320 Where are you, my little cauliflower? 132 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,373 (SCREAMS) You nearly scared the shell off of me! 133 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:30,963 You saw who took Oscar's project. 134 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,174 Tell us or you're baked, clam! 135 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,671 Whoa there, Milo. 136 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,382 No need to batter the bivalve. 137 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,882 We can do these interrogations without resorting to violence. 138 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:43,086 Pssh! Fine! Use your little words. 139 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,096 Hey, Clamantha. 140 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,058 So... you know how you're always spying on Oscar 141 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,639 and watching him while he sleeps? 142 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:50,854 Yeah? 143 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,774 Well, did you happen to witness who took Oscar's potato clock? 144 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:57,569 Hmm. Well, I did see something. 145 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:58,649 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 146 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,943 CLAMANTHA: There I was, just doing my thing. 147 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,659 Nothing new, just your typical day. 148 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,413 (UNICORN NEIGHS) 149 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:08,832 When up came... 150 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,365 -Oscar. -(BIRD TWITTERING) 151 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,126 He looked so good. 152 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,918 You look so good! 153 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,962 Hey there, dream hottie. 154 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,415 Can I interest you in a round of... 155 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,090 kissy-face? 156 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,756 (SMACKS LIPS) 157 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,223 Can you ever! 158 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,183 First let, me prepare my body. 159 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,934 Oh, yeah, show me... show me what you got. 160 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,977 (LAUGHS) Yeah! 161 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,694 Hot. 162 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,899 -None of that happened, Milo. -Oh. 163 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:43,609 The part where Albert took the potato clock happened. 164 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,529 There you are, Bo! 165 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,413 I need another potato for my project right away! 166 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,873 No worries, partner. 167 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:56,248 Wow! You have an entire farm in your locker! 168 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,003 Which ones are the potatoes? 169 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,504 Right here. 170 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,302 You mean you have to grow them? 171 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,724 It is nature's way. 172 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:09,762 -But this is gonna take forever! -(CAMERA CLICKS) 173 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,966 Jocktopus, what are you doing? 174 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:14,137 Nerd fish is very stressed and upset, 175 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,555 so Jocktopus takes pictures 'cause it's funny. 176 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,435 -(YELLS) -(CAMERA CLICKS REPEATEDLY) 177 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,111 (LAUGHS) 178 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,823 (WHISPERING) Listen to that, Milo. 179 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:28,283 Behind that adorable facade is a criminal mastermind! 180 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,525 Are you ready for this? 181 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,866 -I call good cop. -Wait, I can't be bad cop with Albert. 182 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:34,906 -It just doesn't feel right. -Okay! 183 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,826 Then you can be good cop and I will also be good cop. 184 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,496 I like your style, partner. 185 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,883 Hey, Albert. 186 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,260 What's going on? 187 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,010 I'll tell you what's going on... 188 00:07:47,092 --> 00:07:49,762 Your sweater vest. That's what. 189 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,721 Oh, is that a wrinkle? Let me get that for ya. 190 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,556 (SINGING) La la la la la la la! 191 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,521 And while she's doing that, 192 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,481 I'm gonna help you relax. 193 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,771 I can see you have a lot of stress on your mind. 194 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,317 Let me get that for ya! 195 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,444 You guys have been so nice. 196 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:09,698 Tell me, is there anything I can do for you? 197 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:12,581 Well... there is something. 198 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,201 (FORCEFULLY) Tell us what you did with Oscar's science project. 199 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,159 It wasn't me! I swear! 200 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,830 Milo, what do you think? 201 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,879 I think he needs more cupcakes. 202 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,008 Come on, Albert, 203 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,716 it's time to confess. 204 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,548 (SWALLOWS) I swear to you guys, 205 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,183 I have no idea who took Oscar's project! 206 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,101 More cupcakes! 207 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,809 He must be telling the truth. 208 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,679 He really didn't steal Oscar's project. 209 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,058 -But that would mean... -We've failed. 210 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,317 All right, Oscar. You've got two minutes to come up with a project. 211 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,689 You can do this. 212 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:46,895 Hey, Oscar. 213 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,775 Milo! Bea! You guys found my project, didn't you? 214 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,913 Hey, everyone, 215 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,949 Bea and Milo found my project! 216 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:54,912 Go ahead, you guys. 217 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,696 Tell us all how you solved the mystery. 218 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:58,076 BOY: Yeah, tell us! 219 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,997 Um, we... 220 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,292 We, um... 221 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,214 We didn't find it! 222 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,086 -BOTH: Oscar! -Are you okay? 223 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:11,094 It's no big deal, guys. 224 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,426 I'll just be a failure for the rest of my life. 225 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,181 -(CAMERA CLICKING) -(LAUGHS) 226 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:16,683 Smile, nerd fish! 227 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,854 We blew it, Bea. 228 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:21,023 We are the worst best friends ever. 229 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,562 No, there has to be a method we haven't tried. 230 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,857 Some way to analyze this data. 231 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:29,401 We need some sort of scientific method. 232 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:33,066 That's it, Milo! We use the scientific method. 233 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,776 -That's a real thing? -Focus now. 234 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,946 What is the variable? 235 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:40,615 -(CLASSICAL SCORE PLAYING) -(WOMAN VOCALIZING) 236 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,594 What? What's with all the math? 237 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:56,806 Clamantha, why would you accuse Albert? 238 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:59,518 There's no way he could've taken that potato clock, 239 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,062 let alone lifted it. 240 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,305 (STAMMERS) Gulp! 241 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,187 Hey, what are those you're holding? 242 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,824 Nothing. These are nothing! 243 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,991 (BEA GASPS) These are all pictures of Oscar! 244 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,453 And they were all taken today. 245 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,043 Since when are you into photography? 246 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,039 Jocktopus has his hobbies. 247 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,121 Here's my hypothesis: 248 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,504 you saw that Milo and I were snooping around, 249 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:28,093 so you paid Clamantha with pictures of Oscar 250 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,629 so she would frame Albert! 251 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,256 Conclusion: 252 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,969 you did all of this, so you could cover up the fact 253 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,550 (EMPHATICALLY) that you stole Oscar's potato clock! 254 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,716 (CROWD GASPS) 255 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,467 This is supposed to be a surprise? 256 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:42,096 Nuh-uh! Girl fish can't prove anything! 257 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,640 Oh, I think I can. 258 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,600 (POPS) 259 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,857 Hot dawg! 260 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,609 That is a match! 261 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,151 Jocktopus busted. 262 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:54,494 But, Jocktopus, 263 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,361 why did you do it? 264 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,373 This is Jocktopus's project... 265 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:03,504 the effects of ruining science-fair projects on nerd fish. 266 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,503 It's so wonderful, it brings tears to Jocktopus's eyes. 267 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,251 How can I ever thank you? 268 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,956 Man, we're your best friends! 269 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,876 And we always have your back. 270 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,215 What an interesting turn of events! 271 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,143 Jocktopus and Oscar, 272 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:22,020 for the best combined science project of the year, 273 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,848 I'm happy to award you first place! 274 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,484 Jocktopus! 275 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,851 Oscar! 276 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:31,607 And don't forget, this is all thanks to the wonders of... 277 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,941 ALL: Science! 278 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,572 (CLASSICAL SCORE PLAYING) 279 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,921 (CRASHING SOUND) 280 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,752 (HORSE NEIGHS) 281 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,466 (SINGSONG VOICE) Good morning, mall! 282 00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,764 Ooh! 283 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,562 I think this is (SINGSONG VOICE) yours. 284 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:03,849 BOTH: Yay! 285 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,102 Hey, guys! 286 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,643 -Good morrow, Bea. -Happy Saturday. 287 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,227 Did you get that promotion yet? 288 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,692 Not yet, but not for the lack of trying. 289 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,954 (SINGING) Today's the day I'm gonna get that promotion... 290 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,281 No, you're not! 291 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,616 Even Randy can't bring me down today 292 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,622 Because I'm working with my friends 293 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,254 But not at Taco Face... 294 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,291 -It's not that bad. (GROANS) -(MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS) 295 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,325 Yes, it is. 296 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,287 (SINGING) I'm gonna show my boss 297 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,419 I'm ready to be assistant assistant manager 298 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:36,705 Today! 299 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:38,682 Good morning, guys. 300 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,760 BOTH: Good morning, and welcome to Soggy's Pretzels! 301 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,929 This has to be the best job. 302 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,774 -I get to spend all my time with you guys. -I know. 303 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,854 Check this out. 304 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:51,147 I made a pretzel shaped like us! (LAUGHS) 305 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,439 Oh, Oscar, that looks great. 306 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,113 Mm-hmm. Looks great bro. (GULPS) 307 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152 -I ran out of free samples. -Oof! 308 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,323 Hey! 309 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,655 Hey, Shellsea, 310 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:03,699 and welcome to Soggy's Pretzels. 311 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,833 Would you like a pretzel? 312 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,122 (WHIMPERING) 313 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,209 No. 314 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,836 -Hmm. -MILO: Come on down to Soggy's Pretzels 315 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,590 and buy yourself a pretzel! 316 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,012 Not if my life depended on it! 317 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,181 (GROWLS) 318 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,182 Miss Goldfishberg, 319 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,391 I want to see you in the office immediately. 320 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,641 Yes, boss. 321 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,313 This must be it, you guys. 322 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,851 -My big promotion. -You go, girl! 323 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,308 Hey, Barb. What's up? 324 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,356 We have a problem. 325 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,610 This Soggy's Pretzels... (GRUNTS) 326 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,903 is underperforming. 327 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,450 (GASPS) Am I fired? 328 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:43,912 No, no, you get the promotion. 329 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,030 (SQUEALS) 330 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,326 Your first responsibility is to fire one of the slackers. 331 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,122 I'm sorry. What? 332 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,325 Oh, my gosh! 333 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,535 You mean my friends. 334 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,668 Yes, I can handle having one slacker. 335 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:59,883 One slacker is fun stress relief for the rest of the crew, 336 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:03,134 but having two is costing me my business. 337 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,677 So, I promote you to fire one of your friends. 338 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,142 Okay, you make a good decision. 339 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,518 What am I gonna do, Shellsea? 340 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,442 I can't fire one of my friends. 341 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,230 Fire them both and then hire someone cute. 342 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,515 -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) -Come on! 343 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,028 (OSCAR LAUGHS) 344 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,900 (BOTH GIGGLE) 345 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,987 (GASPS) Wait, I've got an idea. 346 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,373 If I just train them to be better at their jobs, 347 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,370 Barb won't think they're slackers and I won't have to fire them! 348 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,618 -Boys! -Hey, Bea! 349 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,785 Well, what happened with Barb? 350 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,924 You're looking at Soggy's Pretzels ' 351 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,133 new assistant assistant (SINGSONG VOICE) manager. 352 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,222 -You got the promotion! -Bea's number one! 353 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,378 Yeah, it's great, I guess. 354 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,640 -BOTH: Huh? -Bea, wait. 355 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,969 What do you mean? 356 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,394 Well, I mean it's a tough job. 357 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,055 If I don't show Barb 358 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,903 how good of an assistant assistant manager I am, 359 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,309 then I could be... 360 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,781 f-f-f-f-f-fired. 361 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,858 -No! -Bea, we will do whatever it takes 362 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,275 to help you prove your excellence to Barb. 363 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,196 Great, then we'll be doing a little training. 364 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:11,446 Oscar, make me a pickled pepper pretzel without sweating on it. 365 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,662 Uh, okay. 366 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,290 That's it, Oscar. That's it. 367 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,997 Hey, Oscar! 368 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,127 Huh? Oh, hey, Angela. 369 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,088 (CRIES OUT) No! 370 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,389 Hold in that sweat. Cork those pores! 371 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,223 (SUCKS, BOINGS) 372 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,177 I did it! 373 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,475 (DRIPPING) 374 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,606 (SCREAMS) 375 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,780 Oh! I'm sorry! It's genetic! I can't control it! 376 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,284 Welp, Oscar's a lost cause. 377 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,451 Hopefully, I'll have better luck with Milo. 378 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,323 Okay, Milo, your turn. 379 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,657 I've set up this obstacle course 380 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,621 using the mall's senior citizens. 381 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,202 Whee! 382 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,407 It's very simple. 383 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,956 All you have to do is deliver a pretzel sample 384 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,420 to the girls at Taco Face, 385 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,960 But do it without running into anyone. Okay? 386 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,631 (LAUGHS) We're being included! 387 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,258 Oh, is this guacamole? 388 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,104 No, it's not. (GROANS) 389 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,516 Now get in there. 390 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,352 -Excuse me, Pops. -(YELLS) 391 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,984 Pardon me, Nana. 392 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,480 That's it, Milo. That's it. 393 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,859 Oh, I dropped my whacking stick. 394 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,980 -I'll get...oh! I'm sorry! -Ah! 395 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,989 -Oh my! -(SENIORS GRUNTING) 396 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,819 -No! -Bea, I'm sorry! 397 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,065 -Oh! -Ooh! 398 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,326 Oh, it's okay, you giant clumsy pretzel. 399 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,079 You're just a giant clumsy pretzel. 400 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,866 (YELLS) This isn't working! 401 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,536 What am I gonna do? 402 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,375 If only there was some kind of sign. 403 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,750 I need a sign. 404 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,336 Please send me a sign! 405 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,841 Oh, my gosh, a sign. 406 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,416 A "help wanted" one at that. 407 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,218 Maybe if I just get them different jobs, 408 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,312 they won't wanna work at Soggy's Pretzels anymore. 409 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,650 Hey! 410 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,358 I mean... (MIMICKING OSCAR) Hey, secret portal. 411 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,609 I, Oscar, am here. 412 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,903 -ALL: Hurrah! -JUMBO AND ALBERT: Greetings, Oscar. 413 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,237 (WHISPERS) They bought it. 414 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,235 So, what can I do ye for? 415 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:14,122 (MIMICKING OSCAR) Oh, I'm just here to drop off my resume. 416 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,370 You're applying? (LAUGHS) 417 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,122 Of course you're hired, Oscar! 418 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,914 Um, okay, great. 419 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,667 Hey, I'll be right back then. 420 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459 Just going to take my break. 421 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,964 Actually, could you put these figurines away first, please? 422 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,088 Okay. 423 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,135 (VOCALIZES TUNE) 424 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,931 (GASPS) No! Oh, no! 425 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,637 Pappy, what's the matter? 426 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,437 (GASPS) Heaven's me! 427 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,565 Oscar has put Duckworthy, 428 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,189 Lord of the Giraffadors, 429 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,936 in the giants category! 430 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:50,947 ALL: Ah! 431 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,737 What's wrong with that? 432 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,822 Oscar, you know better than this! 433 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,491 Duckworthy is a ten-foot living and moving statue, 434 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,958 but this doth not categorize him as a giant! 435 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,706 (MUTTERS) Okay. 436 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,751 Oops. It's just a figurine. 437 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,795 Potato, po-tah-to. 438 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,758 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 439 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,920 (ALL GROWLING) 440 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,261 (WHISPERS) It's never just a figurine. 441 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,508 (SCREAMS) 442 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,466 Order of nachos ready for pickup. 443 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,557 -Hyah! -Ugh! 444 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,809 Oh, wow! Nachos! 445 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,984 Oh, yeah! 446 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,812 Well, that was a disaster. 447 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,817 Maybe I can find Milo a job. 448 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,994 Derpa derpa! 449 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:36,163 My name's Milo and I'm here to get a job! Hot dawg! 450 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,700 What are your qualifications? 451 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,293 Um, well... 452 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,788 okay, I like apples 453 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,162 and um... 454 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,619 I play a mean Kazoo. 455 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,827 (MIMICS KAZOO) 456 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,211 -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) -Oh, and I like to party. 457 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,459 Partay! 458 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,297 Sorry, kid, you're a couple of minutes late. 459 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,184 Oof! 460 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,175 Dude, what happened to your costume? 461 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,557 I've been eating it. 462 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,694 Is it made of real pretzel? -Uh... 463 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,981 (BEA SCREAMS) Oof! 464 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:10,114 -Hey, Milo. -Hey, Milo. 465 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,691 Bea, is that you? 466 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,186 Huh? (SCREAMS) 467 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,987 -Um... -Stupid sale ended three weeks ago. 468 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,952 Did anyone bother to tell me? No. 469 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,244 -Shellsea, wait. -What? What's wrong with you now? 470 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:23,576 (MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY) 471 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,999 (MUTTERS INCOHERENTLY) 472 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,038 -Oh, you didn't fire them yet. -Fire? 473 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,087 -You didn't let them go. -Let 'em go? 474 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,511 -You didn't give 'em marching orders. -Marching orders? 475 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,932 -Pink slips. -Pink slips? 476 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,513 -Walking papers. -Walking what? 477 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,385 -Shellsea, stop! -Okay, bye. 478 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,430 Bea, what was she talking about? 479 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,765 Nothing, nothing at all, diddly doo! 480 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,729 Well, it sounded like she said you were gonna fire us. 481 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,772 Uh... 482 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,398 You're trying to break up the gang! 483 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,484 Why would you do that to us, woman? 484 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:54,397 I thought we were tight. 485 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,067 I thought we were tight! 486 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,204 We are tight. 487 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,450 You know what? 488 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,032 No one's getting fired today. I'm gonna make this right, 489 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:04,448 because I am going to be the one to quit. 490 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:06,955 Bea Goldfishberg, 491 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,249 Why do we still have two slackers? 492 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,543 Haven't you made your decision on who to fire? 493 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,711 Yes. 494 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,763 It's me! 495 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,469 She's chosen me. 496 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,259 (WHISPERS) Don't do this, Bea. Don't quit. 497 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,852 -No, it's me. -I stepped up first. 498 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,178 -It's me. -No, it's me. 499 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,263 Hyah! 500 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,637 Dude, quit it! 501 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,854 It was super-brave awesome when I stepped up! 502 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,478 You make the best pretzels, dude! 503 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,232 -They're all salty and moist. -(GRUNTS) 504 00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:35,435 -You should stay. -Oh, come on, who is it? 505 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,236 -Me! (GRUNTS) -It's me! 506 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,319 -Milo! It... it's me. -No, it's me! 507 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,815 No, it's me! 508 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,536 As assistant assistant manager, it's my decision. 509 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,160 And I fire... 510 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,912 you, Barb! 511 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,960 Me? 512 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,125 Yeah, you. 513 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,843 You've been the only bad part of this job. 514 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,550 Asking me to fire one of my best friends? 515 00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,631 I strip you of your responsibilities 516 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,137 -and your uniform. -(RIPS) 517 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,968 Oh, how dare you, Miss Bea! 518 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:06,313 Apparently, you do not understand how the world really works! 519 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,060 See, I am still your boss. 520 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,142 I outrank you. You can't fire me. 521 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:11,727 I fire you! 522 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,520 And I fire you. 523 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,315 And I fire you. 524 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,821 I fire all you slackers. 525 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,653 Get out of my pretzel place! I never wanna see you again. 526 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780 (MEXICAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 527 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,367 (MUTTERS) 528 00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:41,592 -I was like this and it was like that. -Oh my gosh, and you were like that. 529 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,715 -Yeah, it was so like that. -We are so like that. 530 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,103 -GIRL 1: Oh my gosh! -GIRL 2: You were so like that. 531 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,270 (MOANS) 532 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,486 Well, at least we're all working together. 533 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,325 Man, I hate part-time jobs. 534 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,223 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -Wow. 535 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,679 I can't believe my blog has over a million hits. 536 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,600 I just started it on Tuesday. 537 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,559 I haven't even updated it all that much. 538 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:29,969 Yeah, I know you haven't. 539 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,847 I've checked it like 999,999 times. 540 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,614 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -Still nothing! 541 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:37,982 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 542 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,398 Still nothing! 543 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,903 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -Still nothing! 544 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:42,986 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 545 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,360 Still nothing! 546 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,276 -(COMPUTER BEEPS) -Still nothing! 37414

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