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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,174 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,883 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,593 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,303 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:09,973 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,512 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,135 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,892 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,973 --> 00:00:16,433 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,977 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,900 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,072 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,395 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,195 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,738 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,411 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,870 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,620 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,081 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,581 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,616 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,246 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,293 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,129 (MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,636 Whoa! 28 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,226 Whoa! Oof! 29 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,151 -(DOGS BARK) -(GROANS) 30 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,281 (MOANING) 31 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:14,073 Huh? Where am I? 32 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:15,867 Ah! Oh my gosh! Who are you? 33 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:17,701 Huh? Who am I? 34 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,366 Wait a minute. Who am I? 35 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:23,584 Oh yes! I am the r-r-r-r-rat king! 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:27,917 And as punishment for tr-r-r-respassing into my kingdom, 37 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,665 I have decided that I am going to eat you! 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,007 Oh man, this is the second-worst thing to happen to me tonight. 39 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,468 Second-worst thing? 40 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,095 For what, pray tell, 41 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:42,311 could be worse than being feasted upon by the r-r-r-r-rat king? 42 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:46,321 Never knowing the joy of having a steady girlfriend. 43 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,938 Well, fear not, young fellow. 44 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,816 The rat king will not stand by 45 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:53,162 and watch you cry your poor little eyes out. 46 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,580 So... I will eat your head first. 47 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,537 Oh, how did I end up here? 48 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,660 Just last night it seemed like my life was gonna change... 49 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,208 (SNIFFLES) for the better. 50 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:11,802 Oh, Oscar, this is so nice. 51 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,375 I just wanted tonight to be perfect. 52 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,970 As long as I'm with you, everything is perfect. 53 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,845 -BOTH: Mm... -JUMBO: Wait. Before you do that, 54 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,982 you must first defeat the evil gingerbread dragon 55 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,311 holding you captive. 56 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,645 What do you do? 57 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,860 (EMPHATICALLY) What do you do? 58 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,073 Game master, prepare for total devastation. 59 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,152 I cast my most powerful spell... 60 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,487 the dance of the sugarplum fairies! 61 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,365 JUMBO: Ah! A twenty! 62 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,410 The spell is extremely effective. 63 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,334 The gingerbread dragon is defeated! 64 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,537 He falls to the ground in anguish. 65 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:50,134 Thick red icing spews from every pore of his body until... Baboosh! 66 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,302 He explodes in a sticky gingerbread mist. 67 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:54,632 -That's disgusting. -Gross! 68 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:55,716 Awesome! 69 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,474 Let us now break to the kitchen 70 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,274 for the placing of pizza sauce onto English muffins. 71 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,850 MILO, JUMBO AND ALBERT: Huzzah! 72 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,391 (BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY) 73 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:09,233 So... we've been holding hands for, like, almost a month now. 74 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:12,614 I know. M-my hands have never been so moist. 75 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,743 (GIGGLES, SNIFFING) 76 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:22,411 So... I guess that means you're my steady girlfriend now, right? 77 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,906 I guess it does. 78 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,869 (BOTH GIGGLING) 79 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,086 Oh, my gosh. Now I have to go tell all my girlfriends now. 80 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,210 Not if I tell them first. 81 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,667 (BOTH GIGGLING) 82 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,392 Goodbye, Oscar... 83 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,182 I mean, my official boyfriend. 84 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:46,480 (SIGHS) 85 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:48,733 What? 86 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,444 Bro, do you realize what you've done? 87 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,283 What is wrong with you, Oscar? 88 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,068 You dummy head! 89 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,242 What? I like Angela. 90 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,872 It's our one-month anniversary, and I'm making her my girlfriend. 91 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,451 Oscar, don't you know? 92 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,913 Once a girl becomes your girlfriend, she changes. 93 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,285 Like a werewolf! 94 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,121 (SNARLS) 95 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:11,291 Sure, it's all fun and games now, 96 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,458 but soon... 97 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:15,666 you'll be spending all your time with her. 98 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:16,877 MILO: All your time! 99 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,677 JUMBO: You can say goodbye to your friends. 100 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,799 MILO: Sing it, brother! 101 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,845 ALBERT: Not to mention mazes and magic nights. 102 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,388 MILO: All the nerd stuff! 103 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,512 JUMBO: Video games. 104 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,598 -ALBERT: Comic books. -JUMBO: Science-fiction movies! 105 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,733 ALBERT: Action figures. 106 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,557 Pretty much anything fun! 107 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:34,265 Why? Because girlfriends hate fun, 108 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,607 especially when their boyfriends are having fun without them. 109 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,954 BOTH: Hallelujah! 110 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,199 That's crazy! 111 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,280 Angela loves that stuff too. 112 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,615 Sure, she does... now. 113 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,701 That's how they trick you. 114 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,707 Next thing you know it's "When are we getting married? 115 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,250 "When are we having kids? 116 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,713 "We need a bigger house. 117 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,383 "Did you get that promotion yet? 118 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,801 "The kids have to go to college. 119 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,839 "Little Suzy wants a big wedding. 120 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,683 (CRYING) "Little Suzy wants a big wedding!" 121 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,431 Relax, Albert. That's in the past now. 122 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,102 Milo, why'd you start that? 123 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,140 Because I wanted Oscar to see the truth! 124 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,555 I believe that Shakespeare said it best when he said, 125 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:15,105 -"Relationships... bad!" -(DRUM STING PLAYS) 126 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,900 -Mm-hmm. -(GROANS) 127 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,985 Hey! Whoa! 128 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,029 (CRYING CONTINUES) 129 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,490 Okay, you guys take these board games way too seriously. 130 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,584 Bea! Thank goodness you're here! 131 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,580 The guys are saying going steady with Angela is a bad idea! 132 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,333 (SHRIEKS) Oh, my gosh! 133 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,214 Oscar, that is great news! 134 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,712 You can pace around Fishever 21 while Angela tries on jeans. 135 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,756 And you may as well throw out your computer games, 136 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,760 because now you're gonna be spending 137 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,892 all your weekends talking about your feelings 138 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,599 and sharing your deepest, darkest secrets. 139 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:49,428 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, relationships sound like a lot of fun. 140 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,676 Yeah. (LAUGHS) 141 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:54,147 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! (SIGHS) 142 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:58,439 I see there's only one thing to do before you "take the plunge." 143 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,192 What's that, Milo? 144 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,452 Guys' night out! 145 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:03,449 -Yay! -All right! 146 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:07,330 The guys and I are gonna show you one last night of fun 147 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:11,119 before your pretty little life is pretty little over. 148 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,161 No girls allowed! 149 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,748 Yeah well, duh, Milo. I understand what "guys' night out" means. 150 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,875 No matter how much you beg and plead, I ain't gonna let you come! 151 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,263 It's okay, Milo. I got it. 152 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,471 Don't try those tears on me. It ain't gonna work, girl. 153 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,590 This is just for the boys! 154 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,136 Right. Okay, Milo. 155 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,139 Where are you going? I'm not done telling you you can't come with us. 156 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,602 Well, if I'm gonna have a boring life ahead of me, 157 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,693 I'm gonna make this the most epic night ever! 158 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,149 BOYS: Guys' night out! Guys' night out! 159 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,770 Guys' night out! Yeah! 160 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,358 Check it out! 161 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,113 Oscar's got a posse! 162 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,449 We got Albert and Jumbo, 163 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,781 Bo Gregory! 164 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:50,787 -I brought the chicks. -(CHIRPS) 165 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:53,156 What up, student council? 166 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,746 -Uh, I'm a girl. -Oh, my gosh. 167 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,502 -This whole time? -MILO: And... Ice Pick! 168 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:01,415 (GROWLS) 169 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,474 -Who is this guy? -Okay, okay, okay. 170 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,968 So, I'm on my way here, right? 171 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:08,391 And I just see Ice Pick running from the police station. (LAUGHS) 172 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:09,681 So, I thought, 173 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,643 "Hey, why not invite him to Oscar's guys' night out party?" 174 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,975 I'm gonna enjoy watching you die... 175 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,265 What?! 176 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,320 ...of laughter... (LAUGHS) 177 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,861 ...from all the good times we're gonna have tonight. 178 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,114 -(SCREAMS) -(LAUGHS) Ice Pick, you so crazy. 179 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,487 OSCAR: All right then. 180 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,783 If this is my last night of freedom, 181 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:33,867 then tonight has got to be epic! 182 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,962 Bassy, I'll have one juice, please. 183 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,500 One diet juice coming up. 184 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,503 No! Make it a regular. 185 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,133 ALL: Ooh. 186 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:45,263 Guys' night out! 187 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,840 Hot dawg! 188 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:48,966 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 189 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,177 It's a guys' night out tonight! 190 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,352 Oh yeah! 191 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,388 Oh yeah! 192 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,434 It's a guys' night out tonight! 193 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,558 All right! 194 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,478 Oh yeah. 195 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,269 Hanging out, just us dudes 196 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,897 No girls allowed, we're being crude 197 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,315 Don't talk about tomorrow Don't wanna know 198 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,034 Tonight's about fun 199 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:12,704 Hanging with my bros! 200 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,414 -Face painting! -More fun! 201 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,754 -MILO: Video games! -More fun! 202 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,120 -Laser tag! -More fun! 203 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,498 -Roller coasters! -More fun! 204 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:19,711 -JUMBO: Skydiving! -More fun! 205 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,041 -ICE PICK: Tattoos! -More fun! 206 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,669 -Gecko-Roman wrestling? Hot dang. -More fun! 207 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:28,295 Hanging out, just the dudes 208 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:34,180 Wake up, guys. We gotta keep going! Gotta have the best night ever! 209 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:37,024 Sorry, Oscar. We're tired and out of money. 210 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,390 We're going home. 211 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,846 -But... -(WHISPERS HOARSELY) Get out of my car. 212 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,113 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(LAUGHS) 213 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,281 Oh, that was hilarious. 214 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,400 (GROANS) This night can't end now! 215 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,657 We gotta keep the fun going as long as possible! 216 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,620 Let's do something dangerous. 217 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,453 Well, you know, there is one thing 218 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,906 that I was going to save for your wedding night. 219 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,207 Oh yeah? 220 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:04,540 We're gonna ride the Swirlies at Swirly Stadium! 221 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,417 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 222 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,054 The Swirlies! 223 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,931 Is this epic enough for you? 224 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,049 Oh yeah, this is perfect! 225 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,756 Check this out! 226 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,427 Tadah! 227 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,975 You just got served, sucka! 228 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,270 Watch this... no fins! 229 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:23,863 Whee! 230 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,608 No, no, no! (SCREAMS) 231 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,650 Yeah, that was pretty... 232 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,071 Oh, my gosh! 233 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,028 Oscar! No! 234 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,906 OSCAR: And then I must've floated through the sewers 235 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:40,043 and ended up here where I was eaten alive. 236 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:44,745 (BURPS) Actually, I'm having some trouble getting through all this hair. 237 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,590 Now that I think about it, 238 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:49,049 I was happiest when I was with Angela. 239 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:52,840 Oh, Angela, it would've been an honor to be your boyfriend. 240 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,966 ANGELA: Oscar, I feel the same way. 241 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,433 I can hear her voice. 242 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:59,309 It's almost as if she's right next to me. 243 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:01,310 -ANGELA: I am. -Angela! 244 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:02,772 Wh-wh-what are you doing here? 245 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:06,314 My crazy best friend, Shiloh, talked me into having a "great night out," 246 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,819 things got banana pants, I ended up in the sewers... you know, that old story. 247 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:13,151 You two are boyfriend and girlfriend? 248 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,658 Uh, yeah. 249 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,029 Zounds! 250 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:20,286 My lady wife Vanessa and I are always looking for couples to do things with. 251 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:24,290 What say you join us for a match of mazes and magic next week! 252 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,669 You're not gonna eat us? 253 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:29,090 Ha! Why would I eat you when I could make short work of you 254 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:33,170 with but a r-r-r-roll of my many-sided die? 255 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:36,468 -(ALL LAUGHING) -We're nerds. 256 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,138 (ALL LAUGHING) 257 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,349 And that's what happened. 258 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,062 I thought you were a goner! 259 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,898 So, I rented out your room. 260 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,189 To who? 261 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:51,032 Oscar, your girlfriend is gonna scream... 262 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,359 (BOTH SCREAM) 263 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:55,493 ...when she finds out how much you love her! 264 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,872 -Oh. -Ah. Thanks, Ice Pick. 265 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,084 Good luck, you two. 266 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:03,906 So... what did you learn today? 267 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,327 I learned you're full of doo-doo, Milo. 268 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,878 Say it loud! 269 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,789 Relationships don't have to be boring. 270 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:12,708 We can make it whatever we want it to be. 271 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,627 Let's just promise each other that we won't be boring. 272 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,717 Girl, you're alive! 273 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,102 Guys, this is my crazy best friend Shiloh. 274 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,350 Shiloh! 275 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,561 Ooh, Shiloh! 276 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,851 I love you! (CHUCKLES) 277 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,516 Let's be boyfriend and girlfriend. 278 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,315 Okay! 279 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,608 Hot dawg! 280 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,572 Hamburgers, baby! 281 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,029 What? 282 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,526 (MUSIC PLAYING) 283 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,133 (SNAPS) 284 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,380 (CAR ALARM BLARES) 285 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,709 (ALARM CHIRPS) 286 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,875 Where's Milo? He's running later than usual. 287 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,717 I don't know, but he said he had something really important to show us. 288 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,893 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 289 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,056 I was like, "no way, gotta say not today 290 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,600 I love you still, but I've had my fill 291 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,274 -No way, Jose, no, no -No, no, no 292 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,814 -Thank you, Frank, I gots to go -No, no, no 293 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,318 -Nuh-uh-uh-uh. -(MUSIC STOPS) 294 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,735 So, what's going on, Milo? 295 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,988 Okay, so you know how the Hokey Poke has that special going for, like, ten years... 296 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,406 "Buy 999 milkshakes and get the 1,000th for free"? 297 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,616 Yeah, so? 298 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,124 Well, check this out! 299 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,745 Oh, garcon! 300 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,417 What do you want, punk? 301 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,290 Um, I believe you owe me a free milkshake. 302 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,628 Pow! My punchcard! 303 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,883 Impossible! 304 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,875 Nobody can drink that many shakes! 305 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,797 That's the whole point of the promotion! 306 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,925 Well, somebody did. 307 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,431 (MIMICS SIZZLE) 308 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,604 Well, if I have to... whatever. Okay. 309 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,273 (CLEARS THROAT) "Congratulations, customer name, 310 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,152 "on winning the free milkshake. 311 00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:54,359 "I only thought this day would ever happen when pigs fly." 312 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,480 Bassy! 313 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,441 (FANFARE) 314 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,613 -(CLANGS) -(SQUEAKING) 315 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,035 Here it comes! Oh, baby. 316 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,543 (BURPS) 317 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,627 (SQUEAKING CONTINUES) 318 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,843 (MUSIC STOPS) 319 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,679 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 320 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,687 Better live it up, kid, 321 00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,525 'cause this is about as good as it's ever gonna get for you. 322 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,823 You have my word, Chief. 323 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:46,195 I will savor this moment for as long as I possibly can! 324 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:49,204 Bro, this is, like, the coolest thing you've ever done. 325 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,367 I know it! 326 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,285 BOTH: We're so proud of you. 327 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,923 Come on, Milo, drink it up. 328 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 You've earned it. 329 00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,293 Say what? 330 00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:00,047 Did you not just hear me tell Chief I'm gonna savor this as long as I can? 331 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:03,433 Well yeah, Milo, but it's a milkshake. It's gonna melt. 332 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,969 Bea! It's more than a milkshake. 333 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,684 As soon as I drink it, it's gone! 334 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,717 So, what are you gonna do? 335 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,352 Hmm. 336 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:16,901 (GASPS) I think me and milkshake should spend some quality time together. 337 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,984 Uh, okay. 338 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,859 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 339 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:25,574 Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh Come on, bring it now 340 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,866 -Milky, milky, you're so thick -Yeah 341 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,662 -Drink too much and you're gonna get sick -Nauseous 342 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,535 Shakey, shakey, I need a straw 343 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,622 'Cause when I'm with you All the ladies say... 344 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,247 Oh yes, I got a shake To go with those fries 345 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,796 The answer to your question is big size 346 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,470 When you see me with my shake, man You know I get iller 347 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,339 Might be strawberry, could be vanilla. 348 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,551 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 349 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,600 (SCREAMS) 350 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,101 Oscar, Oscar! 351 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,814 Quick! She's dying. 352 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,274 She? You mean your milkshake? 353 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,693 (CRIES) You have to help me! 354 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,280 Uh, Milo, you guys had a good run. 355 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,781 Sooner or later, you have to drink 'em before they melt. 356 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,322 But... 357 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,197 Oscar! 358 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:14,160 O-okay. Well, how about we just put it in the freezer? There. 359 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,457 But it's all dark and cold in there, 360 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,631 and we can't spend any time together. 361 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:22,709 Well, Milo, milkshakes need to stay cold or else they'll melt. 362 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,722 Hmm. 363 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,302 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 364 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,554 Oh, and that's the music room 365 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,716 and over there is my locker. 366 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,265 And this is Mr. Baldwin's class. 367 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,439 Let me introduce you to some of my friends. 368 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,475 This is Finberley and that's Albert. 369 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,693 And this is Jumbo... 370 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:42,939 and that's Koi. 371 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,985 And you already know these two. (LAUGHS) 372 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,819 Milo, you brought your milkshake to school? 373 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,954 Check it. 374 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,240 I stuffed this thing with ice packs. 375 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,954 I mean my belly is a little cold, 376 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,834 but she's nice and cozy. 377 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,422 Also, I decided to name her Emily. 378 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,382 (MR. BALDWIN GROANS) All right, everyone. 379 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,879 Take your seats. 380 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,552 This is Mr. Baldwin. 381 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,958 -Milo. -He has babies in there. 382 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,627 -(WHISPERS) Listen. -Ah! Cold! 383 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,675 Oh, if only he weren't asleep! 384 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,642 Fairy godmother, what do I do? 385 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,635 Perhaps a kiss will awaken... 386 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:18,767 Okay, I got it. 387 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,903 (SQUEALS) 388 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,105 -(DOOR SLAMS) -MILO: Bea! 389 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,233 Bea, Bea, Bea. 390 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,241 Hey, can you watch Emily for me? 391 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,360 What? 392 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:32,826 I have to use the bathroom, and I can't take her into the boys' room. 393 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,989 Milo, I am in the middle of rehearsals. 394 00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,827 Ha! Thanks, girl. 395 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,083 Okay, we're gonna try this one more time! 396 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,666 What? Oh right. 397 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,421 Back to that (SINGSONG VOICE) kiss. 398 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,420 Oh, whoa, whoa, that's cold. 399 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,006 (SIGHS) Milkshake. 400 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,719 -(BOYS LAUGHING) -ALBERT: It's coming out today. 401 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,140 Oh! I can't believe it's finally coming out... 402 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,893 Commander Catfish 3: Punch and Conquer! 403 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:02,613 I heard the AIs in the game were programmed with twice the cunning! 404 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,608 Plus, the new in-game punching simulation 405 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,741 is supposed to be off the chain. 406 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,528 Did you hear that, Emily? 407 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,532 We get to punch things! 408 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,235 Look, the store is opening! 409 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,865 -Yay! -Yeah! 410 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,662 -Me first! -(BOYS LAUGHING) 411 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:22,036 Whoa. Sorry, man. No outside food or drink. 412 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,714 What, what, what, what, what?! 413 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,093 Milo, why don't you just wait outside? 414 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,920 No, that is discrimination. 415 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,546 That's our store policy, man. 416 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,934 Well, then we will not be patronizing this fishstablishment. 417 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,812 -Come along, Oscar. -No! 418 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,969 -Yeah! -Sweet! 419 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,887 When I went back to the store, they were completely sold out. 420 00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,858 Huh! You think that's bad? Well, how would you like it 421 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:48,689 if Milo ruined your chance to kiss Steve Jackson? 422 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,613 Wait, why would I be kissing Steve Jackson? 423 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,697 Ah! Milo's spilling milkshake everywhere 424 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,294 and it's making things stick to my bottom! 425 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,288 Yeah, this is a real low point for all of us. 426 00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:01,461 You know what, guys? 427 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,919 I think this milkshake situation is getting out of control. 428 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,170 We gotta do something! 429 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,251 Let's go! 430 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,045 O.M.G. 431 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:11,799 I can't believe you are taking me and Emily to Pupu Goodtimes. 432 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,086 Okay, we're here. 433 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,796 Oh, boy! Huh? 434 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,176 This isn't Pupu Goodtimes. 435 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,689 Now, Milo, no one here is mad at you. 436 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,903 We just have some things we need to say. 437 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,694 Ms. Lips is here to help us. 438 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,317 Hello, Milo. 439 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:37,407 Your friends are concerned that your relationship with your milkshake 440 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,661 is becoming a problem. 441 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,872 Can you tell me about it? 442 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,286 Well, her name is Emily 443 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,963 and she's the best thing to ever happen to me. 444 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,168 Oh, really? 445 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:52,092 I had a spatula named Brian and I loved him. 446 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,803 But then my friends made me give him away, 447 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,474 then they told me I was fat. (WHINES) 448 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,763 Okay. 449 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,516 Jumbo, can you read what you have to say to Milo? 450 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:04,229 Yes. Ahem! "What I see before me 451 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,020 "is a boy who has been chosen to save the universe..." 452 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,194 Jumbo, that's the first draft of our sci-fi novel. 453 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,114 All right, moving right along. Shellsea? 454 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:16,204 "Milo, you are too loud, and you need a haircut." 455 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,405 Let's try to keep this about the milkshake. 456 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,491 JOCKTOPUS: Ugh! 457 00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:21,697 Jocktopus's chair's uncomfortable! 458 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,406 Is your chair uncomfortable 459 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,076 or are you uncomfortable with yourself? 460 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,375 -(ALL SCREAM) -(GRUNTING) 461 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,712 Milo, the point is 462 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,256 your milkshake is ruining everyone's lives! 463 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,720 -You have to drink it! -No! Never! 464 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,091 You have to, bro. 465 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,097 It's either us or the shake. 466 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,559 I cannot believe you'd make me choose. 467 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,853 Milo, we just want what's best for you. 468 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,015 No! 469 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,273 You guys said you understand. 470 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,065 (CRYING) But you don't! 471 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,573 Emily is the only one who understands me! 472 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,202 I'm going to the real Pupu Goodtimes 473 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,489 with my real friend. 474 00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,283 (YELLING) 475 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,447 Milo! 476 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,709 -(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(FISH SCREAMING) 477 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,420 The nerve of those guys, 478 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,290 trying to make me drink you? 479 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,087 (LAUGHS) Savages. Who needs 'em? 480 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,921 It's just you and me now, Emily. 481 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:19,756 And I vow we will have the most amazing time together ever! 482 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,563 Hold on, baby girl, for the ride of your life! 483 00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,393 (SCREAMS) 484 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,477 Girl, that was cool, but you gotta hold it down a little bit this time. 485 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,323 (YELLS) 486 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,527 (SCREAMING) Keep it down, girl! 487 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,447 Why you gotta be spilling? Oh, what the... 488 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,622 Not on the flying hippo! My shirt's all sticky! (SCREAMING) 489 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,290 Oh, man, none of these rides are milkshake friendly. 490 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,249 I'm gonna sit on this bench and write and angry letter Mr. Pupu. 491 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,922 (RATTLING) 492 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,879 Oh, don't even tell me it's... 493 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,669 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 494 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,460 (BABBLES) 495 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,717 Mommy, mommy! 496 00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,468 It's the pink Pupu Goo monster. 497 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,630 Mommy, take a picture. 498 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,298 Honey, quick, take a picture. 499 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,260 Oh, my eyes! 500 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,806 I can't see! 501 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,140 (BUZZING) 502 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,314 (SCREAMS) 503 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,442 Bees that are underwater! 504 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,188 Somebody please knock over the cups! 505 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,861 (GROANS) 506 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,074 Oh. 507 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,782 Ah! Ooh! Ah! 508 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,359 Corn! So sticky! (GRUNTS) 509 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,824 (SCREAMS) 510 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,122 (GASPS, GRUNTS) 511 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,166 E-emily, help! 512 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,915 Why aren't you doing anything? 513 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,804 (CRYING) I thought we were friends. 514 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:41,179 Oh! I wish Oscar and Bea were here. 515 00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,890 (SOBS) I can't... 516 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,349 They always helped me when I needed it 517 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,929 and I never had to refrigerate them. 518 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,845 OSCAR: We are here Milo. 519 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,522 Oscar! Bea! 520 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,403 (GRUNTS) Ha! 521 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,770 Oh my gosh! 522 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,776 I'm so happy to see you guys. 523 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,738 Milo, we'll always be your friends, 524 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,859 even if you're crazy. 525 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,815 I'll tell you what I'm crazy about... 526 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,405 getting rid of this milkshake! 527 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,275 (SLURPS) 528 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,289 Hey, wait a second. It's empty. 529 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,870 (GASPS) What do you guys say we go down to the Hokey Poke 530 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,207 and get my 100th Chimichanga free? 531 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,205 We'll name him David. (LAUGHS) 532 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,171 Snake, what are you doing up there? 533 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,797 I joined the archery team. 534 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,085 I'm gonna learn how to hit a bull's-eye like Robin Hood. 535 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:28,467 Don't you need arms, hands and stuff? 536 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,976 Oh, Mouse, I don't think you need all that. 537 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,734 I hit a bull's eye! 538 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,311 (SCREAMING) My eye! 539 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,688 Why would you do that to me?! 540 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,324 Ah! I can't see! 37997

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