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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,172 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,053 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,630 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,045 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,933 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,470 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,103 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,850 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:16,182 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:17,935 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,898 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,017 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:26,400 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,945 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,703 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,870 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,620 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,080 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,325 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,623 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,206 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,833 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,133 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,257 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:01,188 (LAUGHS) 29 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,187 Welcome to Debate Club practice. 30 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,444 The topic is "The pros and cons of video games." 31 00:01:08,527 --> 00:01:11,237 Steve, Shellsea, I know you've prepared your arguments, 32 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,451 -so let's get started! -(CLICKING) 33 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,950 Uh, thanks, Shellsea. 34 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,575 Steve, your rebuttal? 35 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,710 Um... video games are cool. 36 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,039 Bea, this play is weird. 37 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,456 I don't get what's going on. 38 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:26,746 So, on debate team 39 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,297 you need to be able to argue either side of an issue. 40 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,381 For example, 41 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:31,875 I happen to love gaming, 42 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,587 but I realize that playing too long 43 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,637 is giving me a nasty case of gamer's eye 44 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,144 -and joystick thumb. -Rad. 45 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,805 And Shellsea, maybe you're wondering how you can argue for video games. 46 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,440 Well, there's the fun factor and... 47 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,612 oh, the enhanced hand-eye coordination. 48 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,322 -And, uh... -GIRL: Don't forget winning. 49 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,315 -Winning is everything. -(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 50 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,907 Then there's the alternative social environment 51 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,491 provided by online gaming, 52 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,866 learning to process intense visual stimuli... 53 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,004 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 54 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,499 And don't forget the development 55 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,721 of lightning-fast cat-like reflexes. 56 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:12,968 -(GRUNTS) -Ooh! 57 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,181 -Um, are you okay? -(LAUGHING) 58 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:19,220 That must've been a level 18 chair wizard that hit me. (CHUCKLES) 59 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,219 Hey, I'm Steve Jackson. 60 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,597 Of course. 61 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,689 Hey, Steve. Peace. 62 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:26,771 Cool. 63 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,360 And what's your name? 64 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,029 -(NERVOUSLY) Me? -Yeah, you've got a name. 65 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,701 (CHUCKLES) Don't... don't you? 66 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,370 Yeah, I guess I do. 67 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,238 (LAUGHS) Wh... what's your name? 68 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,408 -"Angel-ah." -Nice to meet you, Angela. 69 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,695 "Angel-ah." 70 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:44,209 "Angel-ah." 71 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,379 Well, now you know my name... 72 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:50,548 (CHUCKLES) and I'm still clueless about yours. 73 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:53,419 (CHUCKLES) Oh! I'm Oscar my name is! 74 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,087 Ooh, that sounded like a syntax error. 75 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,836 (OSCAR AND ANGELA LAUGH) 76 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,063 I'm captain of the Saltwater High Debate Team. 77 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,639 I came over to check out the competition, 78 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,765 but I didn't realize he was gonna be 79 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,402 (EMPHATICALLY) so cute. 80 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,272 (LAUGHS) I don't even know how to respond to that. 81 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,398 Well, you could say 82 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,065 we're going to hang out together after school. 83 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,071 Wow! I really don't know how to respond to that! 84 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,657 I mean yes! Yes! 85 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,503 That is absolutely what is happening after school. 86 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,119 (EMPHATICALLY) See you then. 87 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,866 (EMPHATICALLY) It's a date. 88 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,378 (CHUCKLES, SHRIEKS) 89 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,919 (CHUCKLES) Gamer's eye. 90 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,210 Um, what just happened? 91 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,506 O.M.G.! She's perfect for me! 92 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,512 But what if she finds out that I'm a dork? 93 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:42,223 (STRAINING) Ninety-eight, ninety-nine. 94 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,385 Phew. 95 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,475 Dude, Angela's gonna be so impressed 96 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,729 when she gets here and sees you've been pumping iron. 97 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:49,401 It's "Angel-ah," and yeah, 98 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,401 if I can get my Barbarian through 40 more reps 99 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,028 before she gets here, his abs will hit level 16. 100 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,649 That means they can shoot fireballs. 101 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,946 There's no way she'll think I'm a nerd after seeing that. 102 00:03:58,029 --> 00:04:00,199 Hey! Come on, Milo. 103 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:04,872 Let's give Oscar and his new friend some alone time. 104 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:07,963 Allow me to just slip into my evening attire. 105 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,826 Oh man. Bea, 106 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,586 -I know this has to be hard for you. -What does? 107 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,086 The whole "Angela thing." 108 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:19,302 (CRYING) This isn't the way my life was supposed to turn out, 109 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,466 but it did! 110 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,682 You and me can always be... 111 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,274 friends. 112 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:29,100 (LAUGHS) Oh Oscar, 113 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,809 you're so funny. 114 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,056 Yeah, funny. 115 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,318 But look, I just... 116 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,029 I just don't want things to be weird between us, you know? 117 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,610 -(AWKWARDLY) Um, me either. -(DOORBELL RINGS) 118 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,162 She-she... she's here! 119 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,490 -(SHOUTS) Milo, let's go! -(HORN BLOWS) 120 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:47,373 What, this? 121 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,124 In two months, everybody's gonna be wearing this. 122 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,627 Hi, (SINGSONG VOICE) Angela. Bye, (SINGSONG VOICE) Angela. 123 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,049 It's Angel-ah. Rhymes with strange-ala. 124 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,958 Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. 125 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:58,467 -Oh. -(HORN BLOWS) 126 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,218 Now you kids stay out of trouble. 127 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,300 Hey, Angela. 128 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:04,514 Hey, dude. I hope you're ready for some fierce gaming competition. 129 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:07,348 (MIMICKING GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS) 130 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,015 "No!" "Over here, he's dead!" 131 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,943 (SCREAMS, GAGS) 132 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,150 And game over. 133 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:16,190 Yeah, but we probably shouldn't play video games. 134 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:19,574 I mean since that's the debate topic and you're my opponent and all. 135 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:20,903 Oh okay. 136 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,697 Well, we don't need video games. 137 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,242 There's other kinds of fun. 138 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,655 There's other kinds of fun? 139 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,615 -Let me show you. -(SONG BEGINS) 140 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,327 Outside the game Level up your brain 141 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,044 Have an adventure Impress your friend 142 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,335 Life's a game And love's the same... 143 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,340 (VROOMS) 144 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:42,052 Have a good time Go on some dates 145 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,473 Go ice skating Do a figure eight 146 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:48,853 Life's a game And love's the same 147 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,523 Are you ready, fish? Are you ready, fish? 148 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,399 Are you ready, fish? Go! 149 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,820 Go, fish! 150 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,404 Get a little crazy 151 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,034 Go, fish! 152 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,953 With your special lady 153 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,237 Go, fish! 154 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,333 No time to be lazy 155 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:13,673 Go, fish! 156 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:16,542 With your special lady 157 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,296 -Come on! -(SONG ENDS) 158 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,048 You're kicking us out, right? 159 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,877 (STRAINED) Yes. 160 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:24,336 You know when I first met you, 161 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,506 I was afraid you might think I was just a nerd. 162 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,215 You're not just a nerd. 163 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,175 You can also dance on the tables in a fancy restaurant. 164 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:32,766 (CHUCKLES) You started it. 165 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,605 So, do you feel like you won? 166 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,228 Yeah. You? 167 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:39,605 Yeah. 168 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:44,203 Funny, usually two fish can't win first place at the same time. 169 00:06:47,115 --> 00:06:49,235 Winning is everything, Oscar. 170 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,536 (SINGSONG VOICE) Remember! 171 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:52,409 Only one of us can win the debate. 172 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,579 Ooh! See you on the battlefield! 173 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,077 Hmm. 174 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,998 All right, now where are my debate notes? 175 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,919 I know they were on me when we went out on the date. 176 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:06,297 Did she... oh! 177 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,184 I knew it was too good to be true. 178 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,595 And so, since video games rot your brain, 179 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,142 watch cartoons or something. 180 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,515 A compelling argument, Steve Jackson. 181 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,273 -What do you think, Oscar? -(WHINES) 182 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,816 -(HORN BLOWS) -What up, bro? How's debate going? 183 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:24,989 Terrible. I think Angela just pretended to like me, so she can win the debate. 184 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,610 Oh, you're crazypants. 185 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,657 I think someone needs a tickle-wickle to cheer them up. 186 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,833 -(LAUGHING) -Dude. Dude. 187 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:36,623 Coochie coochie coochie coochie coo. 188 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,206 Coochie coo. 189 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,170 I... I guess you're right, Milo. 190 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,501 I... I let my imagination run wild. 191 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,467 Why would she offer to hold all my files, back up my computer, 192 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,838 and drive me to the finals tonight if she was spying? 193 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,296 You know what? I can't wait to debate against her. 194 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,547 Up top, bro. 195 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,978 (BOTH GIBBER, LAUGH) 196 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,691 Now get out of here and let me work, you dingus. 197 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,574 (LAUGHS) 198 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:05,279 Hey, Milo, have you seen what's going on back there? 199 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,027 MILO: Hey, isn't that... 200 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,993 BEA: Yeah, that guy has the same helmet as you. 201 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,526 -(HORN BLOWS) -What's up with that? 202 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,200 I told you, girl. 203 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,164 This is the style. 204 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,412 -And so, in conclusion... -(CAMERA CLICKING) 205 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,327 ...video games are... are a menace to society. 206 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,500 -Thank you for your time. -(SHRIEKS) 207 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,255 -(GASPS) -Angela? 208 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,258 Oh. Uh, hey, 209 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,130 this isn't my school. (CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 210 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,469 I think there must be a wormhole in here somewhere. 211 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,062 That I fell through up there. 212 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,849 Are you sure it wasn't the wormhole in my heart? 213 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,438 -What? -Nothing. 214 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:44,976 Okay. Well, I'll see you at the debate tonight. 215 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,606 (CAMERA CLICKS) 216 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,703 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 217 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,244 All right, everyone, 218 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,283 allow me to present Oscar the Fish, 219 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,407 captain of the Freshwater High Debate Team, 220 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,914 versus our very own Debate Team Captain 221 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,497 -Angela Fishburger. -(APPLAUDING) 222 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:04,672 SHARK: The debate topic is "The pros and cons of video games". 223 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,705 -Go, Oscar! Whoo! -Yeah! Debate! 224 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,626 -Yeah, you kill her! Kill her! -Whoo! Love it! 225 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,012 My opening argument: 226 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:18,022 You're a horrible person and you've ruined my life! 227 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:19,139 Rebuttal? 228 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:23,399 Wha... Oscar, why would you say that? 229 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,610 I... I thought you were a beautiful plasma elf, 230 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,741 and I was some kind of happy forest gnome, 231 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,649 we were gonna have lots of adventures 232 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,568 and things were kinda good, you know? 233 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:37,332 But then you turned out to be nothing but an evil wood troll! 234 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,830 And I realized my fantasy was... 235 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,790 just a fantasy. 236 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,415 Man, I thought this thing was gonna be (SINGSONG VOICE) boring. 237 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,672 But things are sure starting to heat up. 238 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,045 Oscar, why are you saying all this? 239 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,762 Is there a warlock out there somewhere mind-controlling my man? 240 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,014 You just pretended to like me, so you could win the debate! 241 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,228 -(SHRIEKS) -I guess it was kinda my fault 242 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,308 for believing a girl as cool as you would like a guy like me. 243 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,064 Is that true, Angela? I thought I coached you better than that. 244 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:10,074 Oscar, I didn't spy on you for the debate. 245 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,321 I spied on you for love. 246 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,414 (SCREAMS) Is that your book of evil spells, you witch? 247 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,156 No, I'm actually heavy into scrapbooking. 248 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,325 I just liked you so much, 249 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,583 I always wanted to be able to look at you all the time, 250 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,247 like all the time. 251 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,971 Oscar, I don't care about winning or losing the debate anymore. 252 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,468 I just wanna spend time with you. 253 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:37,796 Hey, that sounds like something I would do. 254 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,888 We are soulmates. 255 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,733 Oh, that's creepy and romantic. 256 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,149 Okay, but that still doesn't explain what happened to my debate notes. 257 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,899 I stole 'em, you jerks! 258 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,111 When are you gonna learn? I steal everything. 259 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,361 I'm Randy Pincherson. 260 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,492 Man, I should've seen that coming. 261 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,030 So, what do you say, toots? 262 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:57,663 We could stand here like ijits and talk about video games 263 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,830 or grab a malted at the Hokey Poke and talk about video games. 264 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,250 I vote for the latter! 265 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,408 I win! 266 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,213 (BOTH LAUGH) 267 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,206 -So, who won? -Well, I guess they both did. 268 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,881 Hey, Oscar! 269 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,351 I cannot believe you ate an entire apple pie 270 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,274 at the Viking Pie King. 271 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,102 What do you mean? I didn't do that. 272 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,318 That's the only way you can get one of those. 273 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,937 I gave Milo 20 fish dollars for this! 274 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,196 -Everyone wins! -(HORN BLOWS) 275 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,738 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 276 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:49,831 (KISSES) 277 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,455 (SINGING) You make me go step, girl... 278 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,915 (SIGHS) I could listen to Brandon Bubbler sing all day. 279 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,630 His music speaks to me. 280 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,762 With chocolate swirl 281 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,354 Step, girl, let's never be apart... 282 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,852 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We'll be back with 283 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,602 "Brandon Bubbler's Power Hour" right after this. 284 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,564 MALE ANNOUNCER SPEAKS: 285 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:12,270 Haven't you always dreamed of being not tragically forgettable? 286 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:16,070 This weekend make your dreams come true, true, true! 287 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:19,954 Join us for the annual Little Fish Sunshine beauty pageant! 288 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:23,451 (SHRIEKS) You guys, we should totally do this! 289 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,371 -(CRICKETS CHIRP) -Finberley, Ew. 290 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,004 Yeah, I mean beauty pageants are bad news. 291 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,252 Besides, we already know we're fabulous! 292 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,794 MALE ANNOUNCER: This year's winning princess 293 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:36,169 will be crowned by none other than music sensation... 294 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,086 (HIGH-PITCHED) Brandon Bubbler! 295 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,638 -(ALL GASP) -The winner gets to meet Brandon Bubbler. 296 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,969 Maybe beauty pageants aren't that bad. 297 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,015 I mean, as young women coming into our own, 298 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,060 shouldn't we be challenging ourselves with new experiences? 299 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:53,824 I will totally stuff myself into a pageant dress to meet Brandon. 300 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,608 -(ALL CHATTER) -Let's do it. 301 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,610 -(CHOMPS) -Guys, here's the situation... 302 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,986 winning the Little Fish Sunshine beauty pageant is now 303 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,333 the number one priority in my life. What are you doing? 304 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,833 Uh, Bea, what does it look like we're doing? 305 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,412 Heads up, bro! 306 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,040 -(MUMBLES) Okay. -(SPLATS) 307 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,794 You're still throwing them too high. 308 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,535 Well, maybe your face is too low. 309 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,507 This is super serious. I need to win the pageant, 310 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,338 so I can meet Brandon Bubbler. 311 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,384 I bet you Brandon Bubbler can't catch a sandw... 312 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,387 Oof! Milo, I wasn't ready. 313 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,389 -MILO: Heads up! -You'll come support me, right? 314 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,181 Girl, I can do even better than that. 315 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:30,346 Come on, I need to show you something. 316 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,603 You see, Bea, 317 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:37,280 when I was a baby, I wasn't just a regular baby. 318 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,398 I was a beautiful baby, 319 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,656 -and I was a superstar. -(BABY MILO LAUGHS) 320 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,333 -(CAMERA CLICKING) -MILO: I won ribbons, 321 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,328 trophies... oh, oh! 322 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,950 And a gift certificate for a cheese log. 323 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,910 (GASPS) Wow. 324 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,328 So, why did you stop doing pageants? 325 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,210 I'm not a baby anymore, Bea. 326 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,514 (GASPS) With all your experience, you can totally help me win. 327 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,129 BOTH: Hooray! 328 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,508 -Huh. Wow. There's a lot of girls here. -Yeah. 329 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,637 And they're all really... 330 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,181 sparkly. 331 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,135 But none of 'em have a secret weapon like I do. 332 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,437 It's me! 333 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,691 Ah! I'm gonna find our seats. 334 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,534 All right, let's go over some moves. 335 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,903 Show me pretty hands! 336 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:25,871 Nice. 337 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,328 Now show me fierce. 338 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,578 Rawr. 339 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,080 Okay, okay, now blow me kisses. 340 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,663 Oh, come on, Milo. 341 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,580 -I am not gonna blow kisses. -(HUMPHS) 342 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:40,046 Do you know how I won the title Ultra-Grand Baby Angel? 343 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:43,549 I blew kisses all over those judges and they loved it. 344 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,256 But I mean if you don't wanna meet Brandon Bubbler, 345 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,354 that's cool. 346 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,428 No, wait! 347 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,310 How's that? 348 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,979 Girl, you all right. 349 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,441 Bea, get your princess butt moving. 350 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,442 Everyone's lining up for the first competition. 351 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,034 Thanks, Milo. See you on stage. 352 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,529 Break a cheese log! 353 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,280 -(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING) -(APPLAUDING) 354 00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,624 (GRUNTS) 355 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,365 (SHOUTING) Welcome, everyone 356 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,462 to the Little Fish Sunshine beauty pageant. 357 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,785 Eee! This is so exciting. 358 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,125 Let's hear it for our judges. 359 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,127 -Ms. Lips... -Oh, I love bar mitzvahs. 360 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,933 MR. MUSSELS: ...Coach Salmons... 361 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:30,429 Just remember, girls, beauty is on the inside! 362 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,968 Except for today. 363 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,600 MR. MUSSELS: ...And the waitress from the Hokey Poke, Bassy. 364 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,645 (COUGHS) 365 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:43,108 So, let's get this party started with our evening gown competition. 366 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,322 (APPLAUSE) 367 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,452 -(SONG BEGINS) -FEMALE VOICE: Designer... 368 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:47,702 (CAMERA CLICKING) 369 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,488 FEMALE VOICE: Fashion... 370 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,535 FEMALE VOICE: Focus... 371 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,624 (AUDIENCE LAUGH) 372 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455 FEMALE VOICE: Passion. 373 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,627 (SONG ENDS) 374 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,205 -It's go time. -(SONG BEGINS) 375 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,375 Yes, you are the best Yes, you are the best 376 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,224 Yes, you are the best In any contest... 377 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,429 Yeah! You go, Bea! 378 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,510 Yes, you are the best yes, you are the best 379 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,474 Yes, you are the best In any contest 380 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,184 Boom shaka ka boom shaka ka 381 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,515 Bubbling wine now don't forget don't fly 382 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,691 Yes, you are the best yes, you are the best 383 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,061 -(SONG ENDS) -That went well, I think. 384 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,317 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 385 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,770 (WHOOPS) 386 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:26,608 -Ooh! -Ooh? 387 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,200 Senorita! 388 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,450 You tore it up out there. 389 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,242 I didn't get an "ooh," Milo. 390 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,406 How am I gonna get to meet Brandon Bubbler if I don't get an "ooh"? 391 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,996 Give me some advice, coach. 392 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,500 If there's one thing I learned on the baby circuit, 393 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:43,673 it's that you stay on that stage till you fill that diaper, 394 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,173 make it their problem. 395 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,382 Brandon, get ready for some Q and "Ooh." 396 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,507 (SHOUTING) Okay, Miss Clamantha, 397 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:55,934 what do you feel is the biggest challenge facing our young people today? 398 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,559 Hi, Oscar! 399 00:16:58,559 --> 00:16:59,559 (SCREAMS) 400 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,024 -(APPLAUDING) -(CLAMANTHA LAUGHS) 401 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:05,185 Miss Bea, if you had one wish, what would it be? 402 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,068 Oh, that I'd get to marry Brandon Bubbler. 403 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,446 Who doesn't? 404 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,816 (NERVOUS LAUGH) Just kidding. Not really. 405 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,816 No, I'd wish for world peace. 406 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,735 (LAUGHS) She's so naive. 407 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:21,120 -Next up we have... -Uh, I mean I wish 408 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,037 I could find a cure for rainy days! 409 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,795 (CRIES) There is no cure! 410 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,628 -(BOTH GRUNT) -(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 411 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,054 Thank you, Miss Bea. 412 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,513 (CRIES) 413 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:38,138 (LAUGHS) And so that's when I won Ultra Cutie Supreme. 414 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,434 (YELLS) 415 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,727 Milo, I'm dying out there! You have to help me! 416 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,555 Brandon Bubbler! 417 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,979 (YELLS) 418 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,982 Relax, girl. 419 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,027 The talent competition is next 420 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,534 and you know you gots that. 421 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,075 You're right. I am very talented at being talented. 422 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,578 I just need a little more make-up. 423 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,370 More! More! 424 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,076 (YELLING) Make me pretty! 425 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,174 -(DEEP VOICE) I have to win! -Ah! 426 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,459 (MOANING) 427 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,803 (MOANING CONTINUES) 428 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,482 Whoa. (GRUNTS) 429 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,694 -Bea? -Hey, she's waking up. 430 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,479 (GROANS) 431 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,396 So, how'd I do? 432 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,994 -BOTH: Uhh... -We'll always be your friends, Bea. 433 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,033 (MOANS) 434 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,736 And now, before we start our final competition 435 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,787 I'd like to introduce y'all to our guest of honor, 436 00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:46,293 Mr. Brandon Bubbler. 437 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,455 -(CHEERING) -I love you! 438 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,844 Oh, he's so tiny. 439 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,720 That's it, Milo. 440 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,973 Brandon Bubbler is right over there and yet... 441 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,520 it's like we've never been further apart. 442 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:05,389 Now it's time for our final competition. 443 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,943 Please, Milo, this is my last chance. 444 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,862 I have to meet Brandon Bubbler! 445 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,360 What am I gonna do to win? 446 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,323 -Cute. -Cute? 447 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,873 Bea, no pageant judge can resist cute. 448 00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:22,036 I can make you so cute that it'll blow them all away! 449 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,749 But I have to warn you... 450 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,999 it won't be pretty. 451 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,331 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 452 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,587 I'll do it. 453 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,169 -(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS) -(LIGHT APPLAUSE) 454 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,218 Thank you, Miss Shellsea. 455 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,888 Next up we have Bea Goldfishberg. 456 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,098 What's going on? 457 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,848 She is about to win it all. 458 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,060 -But I... -Shh! Here she (SINGSONG VOICE) comes! 459 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,558 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 460 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,607 -Oh, she's so cute. -Oh, she's cute as a button. 461 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,070 Nothing's gonna top that. 462 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,775 (RATTLES) 463 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:56,946 (SQUEAKS) 464 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,579 -JUDGES: Aww. -Ooh, that's very, very cute. 465 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,699 (BEA'S VOICE LAUGHS) It's working, 466 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,826 and now to seal the deal. 467 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,672 -(MEOWS) -ALL: Aww. 468 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,922 It's so cute. 469 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,803 -Oh gosh, that's adorable. -(APPLAUSE) 470 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,933 (ALL CHEERING) 471 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,806 (QUACKS, SCREECHING) 472 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,101 (ROARING) 473 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:28,388 BOTH: Uh-oh. 474 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,653 -What the... -(FISH SCREAMING) 475 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,360 (SCREECHING) 476 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,526 (ROARING) 477 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,243 (SCREAMING) 478 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,035 Oh no! I think I might've gone too far! 479 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,119 (BOOMING FOOTSTEPS) 480 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913 (SCREECHING) 481 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,917 Brandon! (GROWLS) 482 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,496 (SCREECHING) 483 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,461 (CLANGS) 484 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,626 Run, Brandon. (GRUNTS) 485 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,425 -Hyah! -(SCREECHING CONTINUES) 486 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,302 Hah! Hyah! 487 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,808 (QUACKING) 488 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,475 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 489 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,813 Thank you, Miss Bea. 490 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,187 (CLAPS) 491 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:16,281 MR. MUSSELS: I wanna thank y'all for coming out tonight. 492 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:20,738 This year's Little Fish Sunshine beauty pageant winner is... 493 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,201 -(DRUMROLL) -Check it out... 494 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,081 contestant number 18, 495 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,329 -Miss Kayla Brooks. -(CYMBAL CRASHES) 496 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,212 (COOING) 497 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,329 You have gotta be kidding me. 498 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:35,667 (FUSSES) 499 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,836 (SIGHS) 500 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,631 I guess meeting someone famous 501 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:41,676 isn't really a good reason to compromise who you are. 502 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:42,969 Blah. 503 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,301 Uh, hey, Bea. 504 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,967 Look, I'm sorry about all this. 505 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,016 You know, the real reason I quit doing pageants was 506 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,269 'cause I felt like I was never good enough. 507 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,062 And it made me go all crazy. 508 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,228 (SIGHS) I guess I should've... mentioned that. 509 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,185 It's okay. 510 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,864 I have a message for you. 511 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,204 What's it say? 512 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,198 "Dear Contestant 27, 513 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,240 "Thank you for saving my life. 514 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,744 "Sincerely... 515 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,622 Brandon Bubbler." 516 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,503 (GASPS, GIGGLES) 517 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,090 (SQUEAKS) 518 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:21,087 (MOUSE SNORES, YAWNS) 519 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,878 Ooh, Mouse, you missed the latest adventure in the fish tanks. 520 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,009 Milo did this crazy thing, but Bea took control 521 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:27,675 and was like "Don't worry, I'll fix it." 522 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,933 Oscar got nervous when Clamantha tried to kiss him, 523 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,885 and Finberley got hurt but Shellsea didn't care. 524 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,346 Koi's like "Wah," and Jumbo and Albert ran away from Jocktopus 525 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,016 and Randy didn't help 'cause he's a jerk. 526 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:39,275 And in the end Milo took responsibility and solved the problem himself 527 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,028 because he realized what really matters is friendship! (RATTLES) 528 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,782 Yeah, I've seen that one. 529 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,244 (DOG GROWLS) 37638

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