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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,792 --> 00:00:03,172 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,053 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,630 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,255 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,932 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,550 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,177 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:14,933 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,805 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,312 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,903 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,398 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,015 Ooh 14 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,440 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,395 Ooh 16 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,195 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,658 Ooh 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,373 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,820 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,621 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,078 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,581 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,623 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,246 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,133 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,380 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,259 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:01,521 (PLAYS TUNE) 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,225 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boooop. 30 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:05,444 What's happenin'? 31 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:07,403 Milo, hey. 32 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:09,574 Have you seen what this gossip site is reporting? 33 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,487 R-r-r-rowl! 34 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,662 I'm Chichelsea Chihuahua! 35 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,290 -And this is "The Kibble Dish." -(DOG BARKS) 36 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:18,078 -(CAT MEWLS) -For today's main course: 37 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,621 Juan din Bubela has reportedly cut his hair. 38 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,248 But first, our sources tell us actress Pamela Hamster 39 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,585 has called it quits with boyfriend Milo... 40 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:31,131 A fish who no one has ever heard of. (CHUCKLES) 41 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,838 Is it true? Did you and Pamela break up? 42 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,677 Well, you know, the whole long-distance thing 43 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,023 was really hard and we never really got to see each other 44 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,639 'cause of her schedule. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 45 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,687 But, I mean, it was a mutual thing, you know? 46 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,191 I mean, we'll always be friends. 47 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,481 (NEUROTIC LAUGHTER) 48 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,357 So, you're all right? 49 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,731 Uh-huh. 50 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,858 (SOBBING) 51 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,529 Oh Milo, I'm sorry. 52 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,275 Come on, it's gonna be okay. 53 00:01:56,575 --> 00:01:58,195 (CRYING LOUDLY) 54 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,535 (WHIMPERING) 55 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,554 (CRYING LOUDLY) 56 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,893 I don't think I can keep doing this. 57 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,226 Could we take a break? 58 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,401 That's exactly what Pamela said. 59 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,527 I give up. I'm calling Bea. 60 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:32,149 Hey! 61 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,065 Hey! 62 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,784 -(PHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS) -Hey! 63 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,908 I need help. Milo can't get over his breakup with Pamela, 64 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,373 and he's wearing me out. 65 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,213 He's been crying so much, our tank is starting to overflow. 66 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:46,999 Aww. Well, how about I take him out tonight and cheer him up? 67 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,504 That sounds great. Just please hurry. 68 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,956 (DOORBELL RINGS) 69 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,877 -Hey guys, how's it... -MILO: No! 70 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,835 You can't leave me too. 71 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,296 Milo, please just go with Bea. It'll be fine. 72 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:01,098 A change of scenery will do you good. 73 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,681 -(SOFTLY) Okay. -Later, Oscar. 74 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,056 Thanks, Bea. 75 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,016 (SNORES) 76 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,442 So, I know it hurts. 77 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,692 You'll find love again. 78 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,733 You think so? 79 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:11,937 Of course! 80 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,355 You're super fun, and you're really nice. 81 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,954 -And I'm handsome. -Whatever you say. 82 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,317 So, you kids gonna need anything else? 83 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:23,328 Um, well, my tummy is still kind of sad. 84 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,662 So, it should probably get some pie! 85 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,167 Two slices, please. 86 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,289 Excuse me for a moment. 87 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,041 Where are you going?! 88 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,168 I'm just going to the little fishy's room. 89 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,665 -I'll be right back. -Oh, okay. 90 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,597 (ALBERT AND JUMBO GIGGLING) 91 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:44,711 (RASPS) Why are you laughing? 92 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,274 -Congratulations. -We're really excited. 93 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,273 Uh, excited about what? 94 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,645 About you and Bea! 95 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,612 Wh-wh-wh-wh... huh?! 96 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,402 We know you two are dating. 97 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,569 What?! No, this isn't a date. 98 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,454 We're just hanging out. We're friends. Come on, you know that. 99 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,703 You might not think you're on a date, 100 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,655 but Bea definitely does. 101 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,081 We can tell. 102 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,294 Ooh, you are out of your mind, fella. 103 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,424 Um, you do realize who you're talking to, right? 104 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,962 We know a lot about women. 105 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,716 Ahem. For example: 106 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,338 "If a girl shares her food with you, 107 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,585 "that means she wants to get your germs." 108 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,967 Because she likes you. 109 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:25,965 -Really? -Yeah. And if she sits next to you, 110 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,347 it means she's trying to get as close to you as possible 111 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,345 'cause she likes you. 112 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:32,978 And if she wears makeup, 113 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:34,824 that means she's trying to look good for you 114 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,240 because she likes you. 115 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,784 Bea doesn't like me that way. 116 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,533 Love is a dangerous game. 117 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,616 You don't wanna give Bea the wrong idea. 118 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,161 Give me the wrong idea about what? 119 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,664 (BOTH GIGGLE) 120 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:50,247 Okay then. 121 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,382 Sorry, kids. Turns out we only had one piece of pie left. 122 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,170 Oh. Well, I guess we'll just share it, right? 123 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,343 Yeah. Wait! 124 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,012 You wanna share the pie? 125 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,012 Sure. Here, you can have the first bite. 126 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,434 Whoops. Oh, gr-reat! 127 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,394 Milo, scootchy. 128 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,097 I'm gonna sit next to you. 129 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,938 I'm not really hungry anymore. 130 00:05:13,071 --> 00:05:14,441 Suit yourself. 131 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,280 Why are your lips so shiny? 132 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,033 Well, I'm wearing lip gloss, Milo. 133 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,580 Okay, uh, Oscar, 134 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,752 I don't wanna alarm you, but... 135 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,584 Bea is totally head-over-fin in love with me! 136 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,457 -(SNORING) -Why didn't I ever realize this before?! 137 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,506 Oh, she must've been hiding her true feelings. 138 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,760 You know, not that I can blame her. 139 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,723 I mean, what girl doesn't want a piece of this occurrence?! 140 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:48,595 But I don't wanna date her. 141 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,059 She's my friend. 142 00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,981 Oscar, Oscar! What do I do? 143 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,560 What do I do? What do I do? 144 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,805 (GROANS) Be with Bea more. 145 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,937 You're right! I know what it feels like to have my heart broken. 146 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,275 Well, I'll just have to pretend like I like her, 147 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,284 so that I don't hurt her feelings. 148 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:09,082 Ugh. Finberley keeps texting me pictures of that ferret she met at Burger Bunny. 149 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,039 That girl has ferret fever. 150 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:15,002 -Hey, Bea. -Hey, Milo. 151 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,133 Look! I got you these. 152 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,880 Oh my gosh, Milo. 153 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,592 You didn't have to do that. 154 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:24,092 (STRAINS) I have to go. 155 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,585 Okay, see you later. 156 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,390 -We need to talk. -Whoa! 157 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:33,142 Girl, what is going on with you and Milo? 158 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,516 What? Nothing. 159 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,063 He was just thanking me for cheering him up about his breakup. 160 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,440 But, Bea, boys only give flowers because they want something in return... 161 00:06:41,526 --> 00:06:43,276 a relationship. 162 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:46,241 (GASPS) Oh, I am so dense! 163 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,123 There he was yesterday being so vulnerable. 164 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,580 And then there I was being so naturally charming 165 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:55,832 and engaging and pretty. 166 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:59,129 Ugh. I gotta put a stop to it right now. 167 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,420 Whoa, girl. That is cold. 168 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:05,220 Milo just had his heart smashed by that furry little cage paper, 169 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:08,140 and now he's gonna get it again from his best friend. 170 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,930 I wanna watch you do it. 171 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,893 Oh no, I didn't think of that! 172 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,813 If I tell Milo I don't like him, he'll be a wreck again. 173 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,058 Look, you're an actress, right? 174 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:19,305 So, just act like you like him. 175 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:22,647 You're right. I am an amazing actress. 176 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,319 Besides Milo's obviously just confused because of his breakup. 177 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,244 Shellsea, you are a genius. 178 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,783 Yeah. I know. 179 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,446 Come on! 180 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,366 -(SONG BEGINS) -Rainbows in my tummy 181 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,456 Butterscotch in my heart 182 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,960 When I'm with you, skies are blue 183 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:44,554 We are sweeter than a gumdrop tart 184 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,590 -Rainbows in my tummy... -BOTH: Oooh! 185 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,010 Multicolor dream come true 186 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:54,639 You and me and love make three 187 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,144 It is everything I'd hoped it'd be 188 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,026 Rainbows in my tummy 189 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,195 (SONG ENDS) 190 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:09,359 (SNORING) 191 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,737 I don't know how much longer I can do this, Oscar! 192 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,865 Ooh, ooh, maybe if I text her enough 193 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,622 we won't actually have to spend any more time together. 194 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,415 (PHONES BEEPING, CHIRPING) 195 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,043 "What's up, Babycakes?" 196 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,246 Now Milo's Texting me with pet names. 197 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,376 This is getting weird. 198 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:28,302 Well, as much as I love listening to you complain about this every day, 199 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,386 maybe it's time you ended it. 200 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,218 Milo would be devastated. 201 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:35,683 (SIGHS) If only there was a way to get him to stop liking me. 202 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,885 Missing you, Sweetcheeks. 203 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,436 -(PHONE CHIRPS) -(GROANS) 204 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,399 If only Bea didn't think I was so amazing! 205 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,528 (BOTH GASP) That's it! 206 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,438 I'll make myself as gross and... 207 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,147 ...unattractive as possible. 208 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,907 That way he won't wanna date me anymore... 209 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,579 ...and we'll go back to being normal friends again. 210 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,119 I just wanted you to know 211 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:01,924 that I have been thinking about you all day. 212 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,540 (LAUGHS, SNORTS LOUDLY) 213 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,013 Oh, uh, me too. 214 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,130 But I'll tell you what I haven't been doing: 215 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,510 bathing! 216 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,845 Aha. 217 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,097 Uh, ha! 218 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,936 -(BELCHES LOUDLY) -Oh. Oh! 219 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,283 My fins, they itch! 220 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:32,034 You are too cute. 221 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,003 (BOTH PANTING) 222 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,081 (THINKS) Why isn't she breaking up with me? 223 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,536 (THINKS) Should I... fart in front of him? 224 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,457 Oh, I really don't wanna do that. 225 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:51,586 Hey, you guys were just voted cutest couple at Freshwater. 226 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,804 (GRUNTS HAPPILY) 227 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,974 Can we take your picture for the school newspaper? 228 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,933 -Oh great. -Wonderful. 229 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,892 Um, actually, could you kiss for the camera? 230 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,845 -BOTH: Kiss?! -Yeah, that's what couples do. 231 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,978 -Great. -Oh okay, sure. 232 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,233 (INHALES SHARPLY) Here we go. 233 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,791 -Koi, could you help me out here? -(GRUNTS) 234 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,705 -(BOTH SCREAM) -(GRUNTS) 235 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,507 (BOTH COUGHING) 236 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,261 There's something I got to tell you. 237 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,678 There's something I have to tell you too, Milo. 238 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,352 I just don't like you that way! 239 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,020 I just don't... wait, you don't like me that way? 240 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,810 -I'm so sorry. -Milo, I don't like you that way either. 241 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,654 -You don't? -No, I was just pretending. 242 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,980 (LAUGHS) That's what I was doing! 243 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,526 Milo, why would you do that? 244 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,609 I don't know. 245 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,494 I just didn't want to break your heart. 246 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:58,411 Oh, Milo, that's kinda weird, but it's really sweet. 247 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,621 I'm really glad that you're my friend. 248 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:01,952 Me too! 249 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:06,367 You know, Bea, as your friend, I should probably tell you 250 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,997 you really need to work on your kissing skills. 251 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,955 I mean... really. 252 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,177 (CHATTER, LAUGHING) 253 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,840 Oscar, it's good to have you back. 254 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,797 -Are you feeling better? -Oh yeah. 255 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,388 I'm rested and refreshed now. 256 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,432 Anything interesting happen while I was out? 257 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,426 Oh. 258 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,852 -Uh... -The new "Freshwater Gazette" is out. 259 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,530 (SCREAMS) 260 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,159 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 261 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,462 It's Monday! 262 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,455 (ROARS) 263 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,797 All right, where is he?! 264 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,553 Uh, thanks for letting me borrow your notes, Bo Gregory. 265 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,136 'tweren't nothin'. 266 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,261 I can't believe the nerve of that boy! 267 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,768 -Whoa-ho-ho! -When I find him, 268 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,980 he's gonna regret the day he was hatched. 269 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,061 STICKLER OVER P.A.: Good Monday morning, students. 270 00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:12,818 There is a giant eel loose inside the building. 271 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,239 (ROARS) 272 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,645 Lip balm. Lip balm. 273 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,987 Where's my lip balm? Oh, here's my lip balm. 274 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,743 -(ROARS, GRUNTS) -(MILO SCREAMS) 275 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,994 (MIMICS PLANE ENGINES) 276 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,827 (MIMICS EXPLOSIONS) 277 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,212 (LAUGHING) 278 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,964 JOCKTOPUS: Pirahnica, 279 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,415 I was playin' with those! 280 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:36,422 Jocktopus, sweetheart, did you forget something this morning? 281 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,836 (SNIFFS) No. 282 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:38,974 Not that. 283 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,840 Did you forget what very special day it is? 284 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,967 It's Monday? 285 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:47,765 Yes! And our anniversary started this morning! 286 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,810 (ALL QUAVER) 287 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,314 That's when you were supposed to shower me with gifts 288 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,688 to remind me of what a special girl I am. 289 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,526 But I guess you just didn't remember any of that, did you?! 290 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,782 No, I remember you're a girl. 291 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,195 My mom was right about you! 292 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,905 You're just a heartbreaker! 293 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,254 Jocktopus is sorry! 294 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,134 Now, let's go eat or something. 295 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,383 It's too late. 296 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,129 We are... 297 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,054 (DISTORTED) breaking up. 298 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,473 (ALL GASP) 299 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,849 Goodbye forever! 300 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:37,150 Wow. You can cancel the Fourth of July this year 301 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,693 'cause we just saw the fireworks. 302 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:43,027 (LAUGHS) 303 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,873 (GROANS) 304 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,696 (SIGHS) 305 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:52,459 Poor Pirahnica. 306 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,380 She must be totally crushed. 307 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,999 I would be too if my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. 308 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,467 Well, if I had a boyfriend. 309 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,091 I really think we should go talk to her. 310 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,136 But Bea, it's Pirahnica. 311 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,219 -Remember: teeth. -Yeah, but... 312 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,306 She's still a girl, Shellsea. 313 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,191 And I think she'd be grateful to know that we, too, feel her pain. 314 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,807 (GRUNTS) 315 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,612 Hey, Pirahnica. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 316 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,861 Listen... 317 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:24,242 We just wanted to let you know that we feel terrible about what happened 318 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,702 and if you need us, we're here for you. 319 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,528 Well... 320 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,828 If it'd make you girls feel better, 321 00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,082 I guess you can try to comfort me. 322 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,294 By the way, it took you long enough. 323 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,415 I was sitting here suffering for like 20 minutes! 324 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,916 -Get well soon. -Shellsea. 325 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,666 I know what you're going through, Pirahnica. 326 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,722 I had my heart broken by a dreamy ferret named Cody. 327 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:50,893 One night, Cody was supposed to pick me up for the big ferret dance. 328 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,811 But then he said he forgot and... 329 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,153 (SNORES) 330 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,269 Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I must've fallen asleep. 331 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,107 You know, Pirahnica, maybe you should take this whole breakup as a sign, 332 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:06,164 a sign that signifies a new chapter in your life. 333 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,079 You're right, Bea. All boys are scum! 334 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,410 Whoa. Didn't say that. 335 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:15,416 This new chapter is all about me and what I wanna do! 336 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:18,583 With you girls by my side all day every day 337 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:23,128 and we'll never have to look at another rotten boy ever again! 338 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,634 -(GRUNTS) -Oh, no way. 339 00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:28,796 Okay, Pirahnica, let's just back up a little bit. 340 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,556 We understand what you're going through, but we can't just... 341 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,443 -Uh... -(MEWS) 342 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,356 -Oh. -All right. 343 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,780 Lunch is over, ladies. We got things I wanna do. 344 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:49,284 I am so not happy. 345 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952 Huh. Looks like Bea and the girls 346 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,905 are helping Pirahnica cope with the breakup. 347 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,116 Of course, bro. 348 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,000 That's what girls do, 349 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,292 unlike us dudes. 350 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,585 You know, we don't have to deal with all the emotional stuff. 351 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,048 (JOCKTOPUS SOBBING, YELLING) 352 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,389 (YELLING) 353 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,808 (CRYING LOUDLY) 354 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,152 Jocktopus needs to talk! 355 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,857 Uh... 356 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,735 Ever since Pirahnica left, 357 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,032 Jocktopus's life's been lame. 358 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,946 I don't feel like doing anything, 359 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,035 not even clobbering you guys! 360 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,710 Not even noogies? 361 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,830 -No. -Jeepers! 362 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:44,546 Jocktopus has lost Pirahnica forever! 363 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,258 Jocktopus, dude, 364 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,051 everything is gonna be okay. 365 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,925 Have a spot of tea, mate. 366 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,142 Now, I just think you need an afternoon out with the guys 367 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,064 to help you forget about all this breakup stuff. 368 00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,943 Yeah! Guys' afternoon out 369 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,110 always helps me get my mind off Bea... 370 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,569 ...ing bored! 371 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,359 (SLURPS) 372 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,242 Well, I guess we could try that. 373 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,700 So, let's get crazy already! 374 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,071 -ALBERT: Yeah! -(ALL LAUGHING) 375 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,079 (SONG BEGINS) 376 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,738 -On the town with my homies... -Whee! 377 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,077 Getting down on a sunny day 378 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,496 With my crew, I'm never lonely... 379 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,173 -Hey girls. -(GIRLS SQUEAL) 380 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,002 (GROWLS) It's a boy! Let's get him! 381 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,168 (ALL GASP) 382 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,716 -(PIRAHNICA ROARS) -BEA: Pirahnica! 383 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:30,969 Let's do this! 384 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,263 (ALL LAUGHING) 385 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,933 Ooooh 386 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:39,142 Boys will be boys 387 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,225 La la la, la la la la... 388 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,150 Mmm. Hmm-mm. 389 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,479 (MEWS) 390 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,234 (SIGHS) 391 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,475 La la la, la la 392 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,898 La la la, la la la 393 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,782 Oooooh 394 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,034 Boys will be boys 395 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,164 Oooh 396 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,583 Girls will be girls 397 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,209 -(ALL LAUGH) -(SONG ENDS) 398 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,964 Wow, you guys sure know how to make other guys 399 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,627 forget about their problems. 400 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,136 Jocktopus can't remember what the heck he was so sad about. 401 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,564 (CHUCKLES) 402 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,979 (GROANS) 403 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,944 It's like I see her everywhere! 404 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,435 (YELLS) 405 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,697 MILO: Wait! 406 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,032 That is the fourth boy that's done that today. 407 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,075 Bea, if I don't get these nasty clothes off pronto, 408 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,830 ain't nobody gonna be happy. 409 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,291 (TOILET FLUSHES) 410 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,962 (SIGHS) All right, Pirahnicas, 411 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,502 it's time for another round of burritos. 412 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,836 Uh, yeah, about that... 413 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,341 Listen, Pirahnica, it seems like you're feeling 414 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,474 a lot better, which is great. 415 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:59,811 But now, I think it's time for us girls to go and... 416 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:00,970 rest? 417 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,887 You're saying is you girls are abandoning me? 418 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,685 No. No, I didn't say that. 419 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,270 You promised me you'd be there for me, Bea, 420 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,526 and now you're just gonna forget me like Jocktopus did? 421 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,202 I could rip someone's face off! 422 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,818 Forget everything I just said. 423 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,315 We're not going anywhere. 424 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,450 In fact, to help calm you down, 425 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,832 Finberley here is going to tell you more about her relationship. 426 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,832 We started talking every night. 427 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,044 Then Cody asked me to the big ferret school dance 428 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,455 and I said yes. 429 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:32,553 But then on the night of the dance, Cody never picked me up. 430 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,590 -So, then I called him... -Uh... 431 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,304 Just keep talking to her, Finberley. 432 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,094 ...and he wasn't home. Then he called back. 433 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,677 (WAILING) 434 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,679 Of course, Jocktopus wants Pirahnica back, 435 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,925 fake Pirahnica, 436 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,636 but she'll never forgive me! 437 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,476 Remembering our anniversary is just as important 438 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,772 as the junk I give her. 439 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,855 Hmm. 440 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,440 Too bad we don't have a time machine. 441 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,895 Yeah, 'cause if Jocktopus could do the day over again, 442 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,065 he could fix it. 443 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,163 That's it! Go back in time. 444 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,369 MILO: But what if he meets himself and was never born, 445 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,119 and then the robots attack and the universe goes all topsy-turvy? 446 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,912 OSCAR: Milo, he's got a time machine. 447 00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,905 He'd go back in time and fight the robots 448 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,127 and then make sure he was born. Duh. 449 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,288 -Are you done? -OSCAR: Yeah. 450 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,915 We can't go back in time to the anniversary, 451 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,804 but we can make it look like we did. 452 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,881 We're gonna recreate Monday exactly 453 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,890 to give Jocktopus a second chance. 454 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,851 So then, Cody said he take me to the next ferret dance. 455 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,310 (SNORING) 456 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,436 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 457 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,153 Where the heck am I?! 458 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,651 (WHISPERS) All right, she's awake. Places, people. 459 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,034 It... is Monday. 460 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,201 -(GULPS) -(ROARS) 461 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,613 What's going on here?! 462 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:45,870 Uh, thank you for letting me borrow your notes, Bo Gregory. 463 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,253 'tweren't nothin'. 464 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,999 Is this some kind of a joke?! 465 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,418 Whoa-ho-ho! 466 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,337 I'm having some serious deja vu here. 467 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,303 ALBERT ON P.A.: Good Monday morning, students. 468 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,143 There's a giant eel loose inside the building. (GIGGLES) 469 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,059 (ROARS) Ow. 470 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,219 So, all that other stuff was a dream, 471 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,978 and today's our anniversary. 472 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,019 So, where's that no-good Jocktopus?! 473 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,107 Oh, lip balm. 474 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:16,359 Lip balm. Wherefore art thy lip balm? 475 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,112 There. There is my lip balm. 476 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,822 It's working. 477 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,327 Jocktopus, I cannot believe I found you here messing around 478 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,164 when I know you totally forgot our... (GASPS) 479 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,252 ...anniversary? 480 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,785 Happy anniversary, Pirahnica. 481 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,341 Love, Jocktopus. 482 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,209 Oh Jocktopus, how thoughtful. 483 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,470 Jocktopus is in! 484 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,679 Finally. 485 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,802 Yeah! This is the best Tuesday ever! 486 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,307 -(GASPS) -Uh-oh! 487 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,058 So, it is Tuesday! 488 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,640 You faked this whole thing 489 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,225 because you forgot our real anniversary! 490 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,191 Um, yes. 491 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:57,191 Then you doing all this means you really care about me? 492 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,444 -Uh-huh. -Aw, come here, bighead. 493 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,819 Ee-hee-hee. 494 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,567 ALL: Aww. 495 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,874 (BOTH GIGGLE) 496 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,536 I think we did a really good thing here. 497 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,870 Everyone is much happier when Jocktopus and Pirahnica are together. 498 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,417 PIRAHNICA: Move it or lose it. Happy couple coming through! 499 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,668 (RATTLING) 500 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,419 Ah! There's another snake in here! 501 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,590 Ah! What do I do? What do I do?! 502 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,347 I don't know. I think you're gonna have to eat it. 503 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,849 Okay, okay! 504 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,638 That's the stuff, Snake. Get it, get it! 505 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,685 You show that old snake, Snake. 506 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,601 You show him. Yah! 507 00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:41,356 Works every time. (SIGHS) 508 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,695 Elbow room. 35590

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