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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SONG ENDS)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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MR. BALDWIN: Well, you're in
for a real treat today class.
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A lecture on the history of lectures.
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-STUDENTS: Aw, man.
-Awesome!
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In 1583, Heronimus Lectorium
gave the first lecture
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at Mount Lecturinus.
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Dude, look, I really wanna concentrate
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on Mr. Baldwin's lesson, but I just can't.
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Because it's so boring?
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No. Because his nose looks like
a giant sea cucumber,
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and now I'm hungry.
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-It does not.
-(STOMACH ROARS)
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Oh, man!
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Maybe he'll put himself to sleep
and we can grab some grubs.
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In 1987... (SNORING)
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Friday night fun, here we come!
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Let's get Bea and blow this pop stand.
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Yes! Baldwin's asleep.
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Now we can go over our checklist
for tonight's sleepover.
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-Shellsea, you're bringing cupcakes.
-Check.
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-Koi has the chick flicks.
-Wah.
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And I've got the place.
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-Let's meet up at, say, 7:00?
-Perfect.
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That totally gives me time
for a disco nap.
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Come on!
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. This is gonna be
the best girls' night ever.
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Girls' night! Whoo!
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Oh, yeah!
Come on, Bea-Bea-gun!
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We gotta get down to the old Hokey Poke
before Baldwin wakes up.
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-Ooh, hold up, Milo.
-Huh?
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I'm, well, throwing a little party.
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-Laaaa!
-I love parties.
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Yeah, but see, it's...
it's a special kind of party.
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Well, I'm a special kind of guy.
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It's a girls' sleepover party.
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So by definition, it's girls only.
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We can hang out tomorrow, okay?
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What? We're not invited?
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Look, it is nothing personal, okay?
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Sometimes we girls just need a night
to get together,
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and, you know... have fun.
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Please invite me to your party! Please!
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I'm watching you...
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with my fisheyes.
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(GIRLS CHEERING)
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Okay, Bea, then it's a date.
See you tomorrow.
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I mean, not a "date" date,
because, you know, why would I want that?
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(AWKWARD LAUGH) Hoo.
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Oscar, this is serious.
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Bea is throwing a party without us!
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Yes, I know.
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And what if she has
an amazing time at this party?
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-It could happen.
-And completely forgets we exist?
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She won't forget we exist, Milo.
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Before you know it,
she's moved to Fish Austin, Texas,
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-is married with eight kids...
-Milo, have you completely lost your...
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Wait. Bea's married with eight kids?
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And she sells real estate!
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This can't happen.
This can't happen at all!
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-We have to get Bea back!
-I'm sayin'!
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-How do we do it?
-We...
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(STOMACHS ROAR)
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Can't think on an empty stomach.
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-To the Hokey Poke.
-To the Hokey Poke. Hurrah!
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ALL: Hey.
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Hey.
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-Girl.
-Girl.
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-What?
-What?
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-What?
-What?
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-(LAUGHING)
-Girls' night!
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Okay, girls, now that you're all here,
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let's get down
to some serious girl business.
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Who wants to paint my nails?
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But, Clamantha, you don't have any nails.
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(LAUGHS) Wait, none of us do.
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-Wah?
-Oh, Koi.
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-(LAUGHING)
-Nails.
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MILO: We're hatching a plan
to get Bea back.
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Plan hatching hath commencethed.
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May the ideas flow upon us
like a river of honey.
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Let the honey river flow.
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-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
-(MAN COUGHING)
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-I got nothing.
-Me either.
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-Here's the check, boys.
-Thanks, Bassy.
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-Love the new hairstyle.
-It's not a new hairstyle.
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It's a growth. (SOBBING)
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Wow, women everywhere
seem to want to get away from us today.
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It's like we're cursed
inside these male bodies or something.
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Yeah, man. Being dudes
is completely ruining our lives.
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-Oscar!
-Ahh, what?
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-I have an idea!
-Yay! What is it?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Well, Bea's ditching us
because we're guys, right?
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-Right.
-So, what if we weren't guys?
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-Wrong.
-You didn't even hear me out.
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-Wrong, wrong, wrong.
-But, Oscar, it's so simple.
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To show Bea we have feminine sides,
all we have to do...
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-Wrong, wrong.
-...is dress like girls.
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No, wrong! So wrong!
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-We sneak into the party as the new girls.
-Get off me, Milo.
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Become best friends with Bea.
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Then dramatically reveal it's us,
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at which point
Bea will ditch her girlfriends
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and promise to never leave us again.
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Not the plan. That's a bad plan.
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It's the most original genius idea
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ever thought of in the history of fish.
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It's the oldest idea in the book.
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It's perfect.
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I am not dressing like a girl, Milo.
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I can't believe
I'm dressed like a girl, Milo!
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I'm going home before anyone sees me.
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-No, you can't give up now.
-Yes, I can.
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I mean, it looks like she's having
a perfectly good time,
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laughing and carrying on
like a happy person or something.
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Yeah, laughing at our expense.
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-Listen.
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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I can't hear anything through the glass.
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You have to read their lips.
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-I can't read lips.
-I'll translate. Ahem.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) "Who here thinks
Milo and Oscar are total lame-o's
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“that we should never hang out with?"
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-(GIGGLING)
-She did not just say that.
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Oh, my gosh, you're right!
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See, Shellsea?
I totally have dry fin on my elbows.
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-Ew.
-Time to moisturize.
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Okay, that was more than enough evidence
to convince me.
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-We're goin' in.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
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-Bea, door.
-Really?
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Huh, I thought everyone was here already.
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Hello?
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hellooo!
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-Shellsea!
-Ew.
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I am, uh, Milovia.
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-And this is my friend...
-Oscar. Ow!
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I mean, Oscarlene... abeth.
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Oscarleneabeth.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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We are girls
and we are here for girls' night.
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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-Excuse us.
-Girls coming through.
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Do you think we fooled them?
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Yes, ma'am. We are in like fins, baby.
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(GIGGLING)
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You totally know
that's Milo and Oscar, right?
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Yeah. And it's ugly.
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I am so irritated.
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I spend every single day with them
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and all I asked for
was one night with the girls.
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Why do they feel the need
to crash my party?
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The same reason any boys show up
to a girl's sleepover, Bea.
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To spy.
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-(BOTH GIGGLING)
-Yeah, girl power!
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Know what?
I need to just tell them to leave.
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Hold your fire, girl.
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This could be fun.
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They're trying to ruin our night,
so why don't we try to ruin theirs?
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I don't know, Shellsea.
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They're just being dorks.
They can't really help it.
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Bea, it's wrong.
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They think to be a girl
all you gotta do is put on a dress.
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It is so much more than that!
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I know, girl. Let's teach 'em a lesson.
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-They have no idea what we go through.
-Word.
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The pain, the stress,
the trials, the tribulations.
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Girl.
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We are complex, intelligent,
beautiful, successful,
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amazing creations of the universe
and they need to respect that!
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They must feel pain.
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You're crazy.
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I like it.
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Come on!
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Okay, all girls who aren't boys,
huddle up, please.
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-Wah, wah, wah.
-Ooh, a group hug.
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But she said only girls who aren't boys.
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Oh, okay. More dip for us.
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Ladies, I have disturbing news.
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Girls' night has been infiltrated by boys.
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-(GRUNTING)
-I know, Koi. I'm angry too.
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But Milo and Oscar chose
the wrong girls' night to crash.
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If they wanna be girls,
we're gonna make 'em earn it.
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(GRUNTING)
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-Helloooo!
-Hey.
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Shellsea, you look angry.
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I'm not angry. That's just my face.
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This is my face.
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My girl face.
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So as girls,
you must love makeovers, right?
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M-m-m-makeover? Ow!
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We girls would love nothing more.
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Perfect.
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Wah, wah, wah, wah.
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Every makeover should start
with an invigorating facial.
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Facial!
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-Fire up the bubbler, Finberley.
-Bubbler.
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BOTH: My eyes!
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We girls love mud masks.
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SHELLSEA: Mud masks. Oh, no.
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And, Clamantha,
how about you help the girls
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with some bedazzlement?
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Sparkle is my specialty.
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-(HAWKING)
-Oh, no.
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(BOTH COUGHING)
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Okay. (CHUCKLES)
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We feel totally refreshed
and beautiful now.
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Yeah, so you can stop now, please.
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-We're not done.
-(SONG BEGINS)
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You say that you are girls
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With your broke-down greasy curls
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Well, if that's true, then prove it, boo
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And show us what girls do
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-Talk about your feelings
-BOTH: What?
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-Tell Jocktopus he's cute
-BOTH: You're cute?
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If he doesn't treat you right
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Then give that boy the boot
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But, hey, don't let that get you down
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We've got a little tip
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Comfort food will get you through
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Eat dip, eat dip, eat dip
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Eat dip, eat dip
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Eat dip, eat dip, eat dip
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Eat dip, eat dip
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Eat dip, eat dip
249
00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,301
-Eat dip.
-(SONG ENDS)
250
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,092
How much longer till we prove it to her?
251
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:56,298
-It could take years to win Bea back.
-Years?
252
00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,313
Stop! Stop everything!
253
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,731
What on earth are you doing?
254
00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,599
I'm tired of the lies, Milo.
255
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,475
If Bea is gonna hang around us,
256
00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,482
she's gonna have to like us as we are.
257
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,654
As... as... the men we are.
258
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,778
Don't do it, Oscar. I beg of you.
259
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,203
You're throwing away our dreams,
260
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,703
our one and only chance at happiness
261
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,742
in this madcap crazy world.
262
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:22,661
-Come on!
-Okay, I guess you're right.
263
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,327
-Really?
-No! We're boys!
264
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,916
We're boys, we're boys, not girls.
265
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,752
We're boys. Look at us.
266
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,338
Look at us in all our dirty, lying glory.
267
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:35,343
And judge us, for we deserve to be judged
268
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,388
for not being honest fish... boys.
269
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,351
-(SOBBING)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)
270
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,643
Aren't you gonna react?
271
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,596
Like angry mob style or something?
272
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,977
Um, we, like, kind of already knew.
273
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:49,106
We did?
274
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,490
-What?
-What do you mean, you knew?
275
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:54,279
Come on, guys, we're not idiots.
276
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,782
We were messing with you
because you spied.
277
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,656
-BOTH: Spied?
-Yeah.
278
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:02,752
And hopefully, you learned
it's not so easy being a girl.
279
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,749
I never said it was easy being a girl.
280
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,461
We thought
we were gonna lose you forever
281
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,381
unless we showed you our feminine sides.
282
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,299
Yeah, and I can't lose you.
283
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,300
I mean... I mean, we.
(LAUGHS) We can't lose you.
284
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,006
-Whew.
-ALL: Aww!
285
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:19,222
You mean you guys went
to all that trouble for me?
286
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,682
Aw!
287
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,223
-Who knew boys could be so sweet?
-(GRUNTS)
288
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,688
ALL: Oh, Koi! (LAUGHING)
289
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:29,268
Wow, it's just so much love
in one room!
290
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,895
So, what's next, girls, huh?
Pillow fight?
291
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,396
-(MILO AND OSCAR GRUNT)
-Sorry, guys.
292
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:36,946
Girls' night is still just for girls.
293
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,240
Doesn't mean I don't like you.
See you tomorrow, bye!
294
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,775
Hey, man, we tried.
295
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,445
Boop.
296
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,043
What do you wanna do now?
297
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,751
Dude, the night's still young.
298
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,671
How about we have a boys' sleepover?
299
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,250
This is what you get
for kickin' me, Troutface.
300
00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,246
I want to be a girl again!
301
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,799
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
302
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,265
So, why are we at the mall again?
303
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,318
To buy Jocktopus a birthday present.
304
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,321
Wait, wait. Why are we buying Jocktopus
a birthday present?
305
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,494
Because if we don't, he's gonna pound us.
306
00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,531
MILO: Oh, yeah.
307
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,945
I forgot that, too. Hey, where are we?
308
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,366
Do you pay attention to anything, Milo?
309
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:28,832
Huh?
310
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,787
Oh!
311
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,955
Level 87 archery braces.
312
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,634
Oh.
313
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,342
Wow, Oscar,
I never realized how cool you were
314
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,215
until you got those
level 87 archery braces.
315
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,425
Maybe we should go see
a movie together sometime.
316
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,234
All right, let's go do
some bully birthday buying.
317
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,774
(SIGHING)
318
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,524
Guys, I think I found
the perfect present for Jocktopus.
319
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,189
Extra-strength deodorant!
320
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,066
Or maybe a toothbrush.
321
00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,742
Uh, guys,
I think we're running a huge risk
322
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,742
of buying a present
that makes Jocktopus angry.
323
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,294
-Well, what should we get him, Oscar?
-Two toothbrushes?
324
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:09,118
Uh, well, what's the gift you give someone
when you don't know what to buy them?
325
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,665
-(GASPS) A professional stylist.
-Hugs.
326
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,579
-Money.
-Money?
327
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,878
Wouldn't that be lame?
328
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,841
I'll tell you what's really lame.
The three of us getting our butts kicked.
329
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,802
Not little Sittzy!
330
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,932
And have you ever really
wanted to punch a guy
331
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,390
who gave you a fish dollar?
332
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,259
Huh, he's got a point.
333
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,176
Then fish money it is.
334
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,885
Ayeee!
335
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,346
PIRANHICA: Single line, fishies!
336
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:35,266
Don't be scared.
Jocktopus can smell fear.
337
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,983
Birthdays make me hungry
for ice cream and cake.
338
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,357
This is more like a prison.
339
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,324
Well, prison also makes me hungry
for ice cream and cake.
340
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,826
-Dearest Jocktopus...
-Jocktopus's birthday!
341
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,619
I have nothing else to give you
342
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:52,123
but all of my love and all of my monies.
343
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:54,876
(GRUNTS)
344
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,296
What the heck does it do?
345
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,881
Nothing, babe. It's totally worthless.
346
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:06,140
You bring worthless paper
on Jocktopus's birthday?
347
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,260
(SHOUTING) Here.
348
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,056
But that was all my monies for college!
349
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,192
The only thing that would make me angrier
350
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,099
than getting worthless paper once
351
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,478
would be getting worthless paper twice!
352
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,355
(ALL WHIMPERING)
353
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,992
(CRYING) I'm too young and talented
to be punched.
354
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,071
-This is all your fault, Oscar.
-Me?
355
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,735
Yeah,
Mr. "Money Is The Answer To Everything".
356
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,994
But I... I... I...
357
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,198
(GASPING)
358
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,417
Hey, guppies, where's Jocktopus's present?
359
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,499
Uh, well, Mr. Pus...
360
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,004
-Here.
-What?
361
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,545
Ow!
362
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,465
This I could use.
363
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,388
Jocktopus's birthday party is over!
364
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,313
Guys, I can't believe
you gave me up like this!
365
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,480
I thought we were
supposed to be friends!
366
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,067
All right, birthday present, get in.
367
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,939
Uh, how-- How am I supposed to fit?
368
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:04,566
Easy. Jocktopus!
369
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,449
Uh... uh... Oscar! (YELLS)
370
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,036
Huh?
371
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,124
Wow, this is a very nice gigantic room
372
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,955
inside a tiny locker you have here.
373
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,750
Jocktopus enjoys paradoxes!
374
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,671
Okay, birthday present,
I'm gonna practice my punching.
375
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,007
(LAUGHS) You ready?
376
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,760
(YELLS) No! No, no, no!
I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
377
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,973
I mean, I'm not really the punching type.
378
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,893
I'm more of a problem-solving
birthday present.
379
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,022
So got any problems? (LAUGHS)
380
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,476
Uh, well, yeah.
381
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,689
Sometimes I get mad
when I can't figure out who to beat up.
382
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,230
I mean, there's so many kids,
but just one Jocktopus.
383
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:45,744
Well, what if I make a program
that randomly selects your next client?
384
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,994
Oh, yeah!
385
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,532
Hey, I could give each kid
the attention they deserve.
386
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,736
Oh, yeah, sometimes I get mad
387
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:55,287
because my arm gets tired
when I'm punching someone.
388
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,911
Hmm. I know.
389
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,208
Just roll this die
to choose which arm to use
390
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,502
before you begin bullying.
391
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,585
That way, none of them
get overused or tired.
392
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,550
Yeah, and sometimes they get...
393
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,380
Oh, I have another problem.
394
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:10,336
Sometimes I get mad because I use
the same old lines when I beat kids up.
395
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,968
It's usually something like,
396
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,974
(YELLS) "Jocktopus is hitting you now!"
You know?
397
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,187
Well, how about I make up
some note cards for you to use
398
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:19,349
to add a little variety?
399
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,517
Yeah! Gee, birthday present.
400
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,186
If you keep working like this,
I won't have to break you
401
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,027
like all the other junk and stuff I break.
402
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,032
What?
403
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,405
Oh, Bea, I can't believe
we just gave away Oscar like that.
404
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,794
We have to get him back.
405
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:40,211
What if we used the many talents
of a certain fish
406
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,541
to distract Jocktopus
while you rescue Oscar?
407
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:47,128
All we need is wardrobe, makeup,
and a really good monologue.
408
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,875
Bea, you little genius.
409
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,893
Huh. Yep.
410
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,596
-(GRUNTS)
-(WHIMPERS)
411
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:06,399
Okay. "Though today ends dark and dreary,
412
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,146
“tomorrow brings a chance
413
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,657
“for clear waters and hope."
414
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,239
Wow, Jocktopus, that was beauti--
415
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,285
-(ALBERT GRUNTS)
-Jocktopus is hitting you now!
416
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,790
(LAUGHING)
417
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,831
-MR. BALDWIN: Jocktopus Ludwig Vandenbosh.
-Huh?
418
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,086
How many times do I have to tell you
419
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,838
you can't go through life
trying to punch all your troubles away?
420
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,094
-Aw.
-And, Albert,
421
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,394
how many times do I have to tell you,
422
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,718
if you stand in the hallways long enough,
423
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,465
someone's bound to punch you?
424
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,932
I'll see you in detention.
425
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,385
(SIGHS) They'll all thank you
someday, Baldwin.
426
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,402
JOCKTOPUS: Everything was going great
until Mr. Bald guy showed up.
427
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,520
-Aw, jeez, that's terrible.
-Yeah!
428
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,687
Between all my sports and Piranhica,
429
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,486
I have very little time
to be a good bully.
430
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,951
Now, I have stinkin' teachers
trying to stop me.
431
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,870
There's just so much jockto-pressure!
432
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,043
(GRUNTING)
433
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,910
Hey, hey, hey. There, there, there.
It's okay, big guy.
434
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,368
Birthday present can fix this.
435
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,206
I'll just monitor
the faculty's hallway patterns,
436
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,844
thus finding the perfect time
for you to bully in peace.
437
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,591
Oh, yeah! No more teachers for Jocktopus.
438
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,715
You're smart, birthday present.
439
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,967
I like you.
440
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,223
You... like me?
441
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,266
Uh, Jocktopus, there's a delivery guy here
442
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,889
who says he has a box for you.
443
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,646
(SCOFFS)
It's not a box. It's a parcel.
444
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,810
And I'm not a delivery guy.
445
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,153
(GASPS) I'm a delivery female.
446
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,863
-Bea?
-Whatever.
447
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,235
Just leave it.
448
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,491
Wait. You have to hear
my character's backstory.
449
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,124
Ever since I was a little girl,
450
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,368
I knew I was destined
to be the greatest delivery person
451
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,542
at my father's delivery factory.
452
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,081
-It was a dark and stormy night...
-(GASPS) Milo, what are you doing here?
453
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,706
Oscar, get into the parcel.
454
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:51,344
Bea and I bought three plane tickets
and three fake passports.
455
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,434
That way, Jocktopus
won't be able to find you.
456
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,838
Yeah, well, thanks, dude,
but I think I'm gonna stay here
457
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,927
with Jocktopus, my new best friend.
458
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,557
What?
459
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,190
But, Oscar, Jocktopus is the guy
who makes us eat pencil shavings.
460
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,518
Yeah? Well, Jocktopus is also the guy
who likes my ideas
461
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,318
and doesn't yell at me when I'm wrong.
462
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,530
And, oh, yeah, he didn't
give me away to Jocktopus.
463
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,900
But, bro...
464
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,396
Return to sender.
465
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:21,042
And he says,
"Great delivery, delivery guy."
466
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,248
-(SNORING)
-And I say, "No, Father.
467
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:27,459
"Delivery female."
End scene.
468
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,801
-(SNORING)
-Oh, the parcel's back.
469
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,590
I mean, oops.
470
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,053
This is addressed
to a different Jocktopus.
471
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,342
Sorry.
472
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,926
Milo, where's Oscar?
473
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,432
Oscar and Jocktopus are friends.
474
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:47,346
(SOBBING)
475
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:51,268
Then I did that amazing method acting
for nothing?
476
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:56,357
(CRYING)
477
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,660
Seventy-eight thousand six.
478
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,997
Oh, I feel amazing, birthday present!
479
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,330
Like I could do some major punching.
480
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,997
Put Jocktopus down for two clients today.
481
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,795
Oh, yeah, sure.
482
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,384
Milo and Bea.
483
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,295
(WHIMPERING)
484
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,684
Yeah! I'm gonna clobber these two.
485
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,223
Uh, wait, Jocktopus.
486
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,683
Do you think it's possible
you could skip clobbering these guys?
487
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:26,636
But why?
488
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,516
-Well, they're sort of friends of mine.
-So?
489
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,773
So, can't you do me this one favor?
490
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:34,146
You know, as a friend?
491
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,323
Friend? I'm not your friend.
492
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:39,282
You're just my birthday present,
birthday present.
493
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,118
I own you.
494
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,203
Now, get out of the way.
495
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,494
I got some punching to do. (LAUGHS)
496
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:50,372
-So... (SIGHS) What do you wanna do?
-I don't know.
497
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,958
Maybe we can start a blog
about how we're terrible friends.
498
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,764
-JOCKTOPUS: Hey, guppies.
-(GASPS)
499
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,668
MILO: It's Oscar's friend.
500
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,507
Guess who's on Jocktopus's
clobbering list.
501
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,269
Jocktopus, wait!
502
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,888
(GRUMBLES) What is it, birthday present?
503
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,138
You're killing the mood.
504
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:13,017
I just realized that I gave you
the wrong picture.
505
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,517
Here. Here's the right one.
506
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,567
Who is this dork?
507
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,820
Well...
508
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:23,492
(GASPS) It's Jocktopus?
509
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:26,124
No!
510
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,292
This is your fault, birthday present.
511
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,502
Hey, nice hat.
512
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,292
Oh! I was never supposed
to beat up Jocktopus.
513
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,424
(GRUNTING)
514
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,753
Aw, you're the worst
birthday present ever.
515
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,207
Pull, punch!
516
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,127
Get out of my life, birthday present!
517
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,796
Uh, I think we can go now, guys.
518
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,060
(GROANS) Not again!
519
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:50,268
You just love to embarrass me,
don't you, you big, dreamy hunk?
520
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:53,021
Piranhica, stay out of this. Oh!
521
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,318
So, Bea and I got together
and got something to say we're sorry.
522
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:03,028
(GASPS) Level 87 archery braces!
523
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,793
-Oh, thank you, guys!
-Anything for you, bro.
524
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:11,830
So, Bea, do these, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
archery braces make you,
525
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:15,254
like, I don't know,
wanna go see a movie sometime?
526
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,424
-What?
-Nothing!
527
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,457
SNAKE: All this talk about parties
so makes me wanna have a party.
528
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,048
A party? We can't have a party in here.
529
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:25,933
This terrarium is like
eight inches by a foot and a half.
530
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,511
We don't even fit in here.
531
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,016
Oh, I kind of already invited everyone.
532
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,850
What do you mean "everyone"?
533
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,104
-(DOOR BUZZES)
-Door's open! Come on up.
534
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:38,323
-(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
-(DOGS BARKING)
535
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,779
(GRUNTS) We need a bigger terrarium.
536
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,781
(LAUGHING)
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