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(BUBBLING)
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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Ooh
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La la la la
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SQUEAKS)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Say, Oscar,
how big do you think that pipe is?
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Uh, I don't know.
Maybe as wide as a fish head.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
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-Hey, guys.
-MILO AND OSCAR: Hey, Bea.
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So, Bea, um,
are you still coming over tonight
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to watch that new show
Nerd Fish, Lazy Fish?
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Oh, I'd love to,
but I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
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-Tonight I'm going on a date.
-Date?
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Yeah, Bo Gregory just asked me out.
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-We're going on a hayride.
-I like tractors pretty good.
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Oh, isn't he charming?
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I'll catch you guys later.
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(RINGING)
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So do you think anyone's
ever stuck their head in that pipe before?
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Uh, probably not, bro.
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There's really no good reason
for someone to do that.
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Hmm.
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-Hey, guys.
-MILO AND OSCAR: Hey, Bea.
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Uh, you want to play some
Banjo Rockstar this afternoon?
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Oh, that looks like a lot of fun,
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but I'm going to have to take
another rain check.
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-I'm going on another date this afternoon.
-Another date?
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I know. It's crazy, right?
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Hugh Edmundson just asked me to go
to the National Kelp Museum with him.
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Bonjour.
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Oh, isn't he super interesting?
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Gotta run. Toodles!
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So, uh, Bea, once the fire fish
dislodges Milo's head from the pipe,
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do... do you want to go grab lunch?
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Rain check!
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Today I'm going
on a lunch date with... um...
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James Sardine.
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Wow, Bea, you've been going on
a lot of dates lately.
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(SAD LAUGHTER)
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But that's what you're supposed to do
in high school, Oscar.
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In fact, I'm doing so much dating,
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now I have to fit in dates
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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Ooh ooh! You go, fish!
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Thanks, Milo.
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Maybe the three of us
can grab food some other time?
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Yeah, uh, sounds good.
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-(CAR HORN PLAYS TUNE)
-Ooh, here comes James Sardine.
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Isn't he such a rebel?
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See you, guys.
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(SIGHS)
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Well, I guess it's just you and me
for lunch today, bro.
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Yeah, about lunch today...
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So now you're rain-checking me
to go on dates?
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Yes. But it's no biggie, bro.
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Some of us are just ready a little sooner
to do mature stuff like dating.
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Great. I guess I'm the only
single fish at this school.
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I'm still on the dating market.
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(GROANING)
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-(SCREAMS)
-Now let's start our first date off right.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Clamantha, but I can't date you.
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I can't date you because I... I...
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I already have a girlfriend. A girlfriend.
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Then I wouldn't have to worry
about going on dates or being single.
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Yeah. Uh, sorry, Clamantha.
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I completely forgot
that I have a girlfriend. (LAUGHS)
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I'll get that kiss someday, Oscar!
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Hey, guys, you want to hang out
and watch some TV tonight?
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-Well, actually...
-I'm gonna have to...
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Rain checks! (LAUGHS) I mean...
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I'm sorry, but I am going
to have to give you guys rain checks
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because I have a girlfriend now.
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-Awesome.
-(GASPS)
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My bro's got a girlfriend?
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That's great, Oscar.
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Yeah, my girlfriend's really nice
and she likes all the things that I like.
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-What's her name?
-What?
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-What's your girlfriend's name?
-You want to know her name. It's uh...
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uh... door.
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-You mean Doris?
-Yeah, Doris.
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Doris floor... Ez.
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Yeah, that's it! That's her name.
Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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The girl in my head...
I mean, of my dreams.
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She's probably
always sending you love letters, right?
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And baking you delicious love treats.
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And you guys probably call
and talk to each other for hours.
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Yeah. We do romantic junk.
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(GROANS)
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(KISSES)
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Hey, whose love letters
are all over the floor?
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Oh, how did my love letters
from Doris Flores Gorgeous get out here?
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-(TIMER TICKING)
-(OVEN DINGS)
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Hey, Oscar,
you're gonna spoil your dinner.
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Sorry, bro.
I was just eating delicious sweets
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that Doris Flores Gorgeous made for me.
(CHUCKLES)
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(LINE RINGING)
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-(RINGING)
-Hey! Why is the phone ringing?
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(PANTING) I got it.
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Hello? Oh, hey, Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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You wanna talk for hours, you say?
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Have you seen Oscar today?
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He's probably with Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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Milo, Oscar and Doris
are getting pretty serious, right?
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-Yeah.
-Well, what kind of best friends
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don't know, nor have met,
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their other best friend's
serious girlfriend?
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(GASPS) Bad best friends.
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(WHISPERS) Terrible best friends.
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Hey, guys, check out the sweater
Doris Flores Gorgeous made for me.
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-Tell us about Doris!
-Huh?
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Uh, what Milo is trying to say is,
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um, since Doris
is such a big part of your life,
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we'd like to know more about her.
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Uh, okay. (STUTTERS)
What do you want to know?
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-What's she look like?
-She-she-she-she...
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She's about five-fish-feet tall.
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She's got shiny gold hair.
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Um, she's got big beautiful red lips
and a red dress to match,
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and she's got a...
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heart-shaped birthmark
on her arm. That's it.
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Oh, yeah, she's also... she's all purple.
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Wow, Oscar, I can see her now.
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-So when do we meet Doris?
-Never!
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Uh, I mean, see, the thing is,
Doris lives far away, in, uh...
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Fish Niagara Falls, yeah.
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And we can't visit each other
anymore because...
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bus prices got really expensive.
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Doris Flores must miss you so much.
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She does. In fact, every day at noon,
Doris waits at the falls,
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hoping that someday
bus prices will go down
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so that we can see each other again.
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(SOBS) That is so tragic.
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(WAILS)
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Yeah, well, anyways, I should go.
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See you guys later.
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Ugh, poor Oscar and Doris.
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Torn apart by expensive bus fare.
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We cannot let this happen, Bea.
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We need to get Oscar
and Doris back together.
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But how are we going to do that?
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(HUMMING)
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-(SHRIEKS)
-(HORN HONKS)
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(STUTTERS)
What are you guys doing?
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We're here to reunite you
with Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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-What?
-Come on, Oscar.
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If we leave now, we can make it
to Fish Niagara Falls by noon.
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Are you guys crazy?
I mean, where did you even get this truck?
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Bo Gregory let us borrow his truck.
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I use this truck to haul dirt.
You can use it to haul love.
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Thanks, Bo Gregory.
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Uh, guys, I appreciate what you're doing,
but I don't think this is a good...
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Quick, Bea, grab his tail.
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Oh, wait, guys, stop!
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(MILO AND BEA CHEERING)
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(MILO LAUGHING)
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh. This is so romantic.
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I am going to write a pop song about this.
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And I can have a flute solo.
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Uh, guys, I think we need to go back.
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I really, really need to go
to the bathroom right now.
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-MILO: Here you go, bro.
-Uh, thanks.
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(SCREAMS) Milo!
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Oh, well, thanks for trying, guys.
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I guess we should turn around
and go home.
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Oscar, Doris Flores is just
across that unfinished bridge
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waiting for you.
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Yeah, but the bridge is out,
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unless we try to jump it.
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(STUTTERS)
Which we're not gonna do.
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For Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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-Huh?
-For Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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-Guys!
-(TIRES SCREECH)
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MILO AND BEA:
For Doris Flores Gorgeous!
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-For Doris Flores Gorgeous!
-(SCREAMING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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-We're here!
-BEA: Oh, Fish Niagara Falls.
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Wow, it's just so beautiful.
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Say, guys, do you think anyone's
ever tried to fit their whole head
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in one of those barrels before?
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Hey, Oscar, before Doris gets here,
I just wanted to tell you
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how super happy I am for the two of you.
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It's really hard to find someone
you really, really like.
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But, Bea, you're always
finding guys you really like.
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But it's nothing serious, Oscar.
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It's just dating. I guess you can say
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that I'm still looking
for that certain fish
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that fits me just right.
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-(CLOCK CHIMES)
-(BEA GASPS)
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Doris is gonna be here any second.
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(GASPS) I'm getting all excited-y.
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(GROANS) Uh, guys,
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Doris isn't coming to meet me.
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-Why not, Oscar?
-Doris Flores Gorgeous isn't rea...
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DORIS: I'm here, my love.
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(ALL GASP)
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-Hello, Oscar.
-Uh...
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Hi, Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. This is so great!
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Uh, come on, Milo.
Let's give these two some privacy.
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Oh, Oscar, I never thought
this day would come.
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Me neither?
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Oscar, I dreamt about you every night
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and waited for you every noon.
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Uh, to be perfectly honest
with you, Doris,
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I'm pretty sure
I made you up in my head.
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Then tell me, Oscar, is this real?
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(FIREWORKS EXPLODING)
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Wow, I guess you are real, Doris.
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Which makes the next thing
I'm about to say all the harder.
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Uh, Doris, even though you are
the fish girl of my dreams,
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I don't think we're right for each other.
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See, I sort of freaked out
when everyone at my school started dating.
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So I sort of thought
that I just made you up.
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What I'm trying to say
is that I guess I'm still waiting
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-for that certain fish...
-(YAWNS)
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...that fits me just right.
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Goodbye, Doris Flores Gorgeous.
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Told you I'd get that kiss someday, Oscar.
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(GURGLING)
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-Is everything all right, Oscar?
-Uh, yeah.
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Everything's great. Let's go home.
244
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,327
Wait a sec, where's Milo?
245
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,543
MILO: Hot dog!
246
00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:05,959
-(SPLASHES)
-MILO: Ow!
247
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,254
-Hey, Oscar.
-Oh, hey, Bea.
248
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:13,010
So, Oscar, I was wondering
if you wanted to grab some food
249
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,343
at the Hokey Poke after school?
250
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,587
But don't you have
another date this afternoon?
251
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:20,309
Well, I did, but I decided
to give him a rain check
252
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,181
because I wanted to hang out
with my friends.
253
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,978
You guys know I'm in,
because I can't do anything else.
254
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,484
BOTH: Oh, Milo! (LAUGH)
255
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,938
-Hee-hee!
-(BONE CRACKS)
256
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,659
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
257
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,754
-(CLATTERING)
-(CAT MEOWS)
258
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,006
Behold! May I present to you
259
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,972
for the first time ever
at Freshwater High,
260
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:01,603
Milo and his hat of many colors!
261
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,930
What do you think, guys?
262
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,848
I mean, that was a pretty awesome
entrance, don't you think?
263
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,058
What was that? We were just talking about
how funny the word "algae" sounds.
264
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,900
(FANFARE)
265
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,106
Oh, my gosh, it's the football team!
266
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,316
Football team?
267
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,406
Fish people of Freshwater High School,
268
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:27,205
may I proudly present
Freshwater High's own Fighting Fish Hooks!
269
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,752
(SCREAMING)
270
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,166
Hut, hut, hut, hut!
271
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,415
Oh!
272
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,383
Yeah, yeah, Jocktopus MVP!
273
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,179
Yeah, Jocktopus will now sign autographs.
274
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,434
(ALL CLAMORING)
275
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,643
(GRUNTS)
276
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:48,980
All right, who's first?
277
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,903
BOTH: Me, me, me, me!
278
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,146
BOTH: Yay!
279
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,527
Oh, oh, oh!
280
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,027
(SQUEALS)
281
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,696
(GROANS)
282
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,612
-Oscar!
-I'm here for you, bro.
283
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,701
Oscar, I've just had a major
life-changing realization.
284
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,498
Please don't tell me this has anything
to do with joining the football team.
285
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,464
Whew, boy.
286
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,706
-Hey!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
287
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,418
Bea, what's wrong with your face?
288
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,088
It's football season, silly.
289
00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,467
This is my super fan ensemble.
290
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:24,426
It's totally cute,
and purple and white are so my colors.
291
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,885
BOTH: Oh.
292
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,845
-Football!
-(BOTH SHRIEK)
293
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:29,846
I bet you guys wish
you were as excited as I am.
294
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,016
Actually, it seems that Milo decided
to try out for football,
295
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:34,397
but doesn't know how to play.
296
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,404
I'm just in it for the glory.
297
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,527
Ooh, a project.
298
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,743
Okay, start by telling me
everything you do know about football.
299
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,276
You take the ball
and run around in circles for a while
300
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,581
while everyone cheers.
301
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,664
Then you slam dunk it
through that giant "H".
302
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,249
Then once you've scored
a home run, you dance.
303
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,415
(BEATBOXING) Dance, dance!
304
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,134
Dance, dance!
305
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,094
Dance, dance!
306
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,876
Hold it right there, partner. (LAUGHS)
307
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:04,089
(SIGHS) This is gonna be
a lot more work than I thought.
308
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,970
No, I'm a quick learner.
309
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,427
-(BUZZER BUZZING)
-(CROWD GROANING)
310
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,808
And that, Milo,
is how you play football. Got it?
311
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,396
Yeah. Um, when do we dance?
312
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,028
(PLAYERS GRUNTING)
313
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,149
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
314
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,368
Well, at least
I'm not the smallest guy here.
315
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,702
Spoke too soon.
316
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,868
(WHISTLES)
317
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,076
All right, Milo,
show us what you've got!
318
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,747
Whoo-hoo!
319
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:37,206
Check out my mad skills, Christopher.
320
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,087
(DEEP FEMALE VOICE)
My name is Stephanie.
321
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,126
Ooh, I'm playing football.
322
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,087
Fore!
323
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,300
(LAUGHING)
324
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,353
That's not how you play football!
325
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,347
Don't you mind him, Milo.
326
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,559
You just keep trying!
327
00:14:56,771 --> 00:15:00,071
Eleven, forty thousand,
nine and a quarter.
328
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,613
Superstar say hike!
329
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:09,203
Hey, that's not football.
Jocktopus angry.
330
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,327
(HUMMING)
331
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,040
Yes, yes, those moves. That agility.
332
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,751
That's not football, Coach!
333
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,799
No. No, it's not.
334
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,423
-Not in any way, shape or form.
-(JOCKTOPUS SCREAMS)
335
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,050
And, oh,
336
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:30,678
I couldn't be more thrilled.
337
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,715
Milo, I'm so proud.
338
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:39,059
You have to admit that
I am an unbelievably amazing athlete.
339
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,730
You, sir, have a star on your hands.
340
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,069
I know!
341
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,654
A star water boy.
342
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,701
Water boy? (LAUGHS)
343
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,865
Finally some Jockto-justice.
344
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,829
Water boy? Now, wait just a minute.
345
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,745
(MUSIC PLAYING)
346
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,591
But, Coach, water boy
doesn't even have to do anything.
347
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,211
I mean, we're already underwater.
348
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,509
Milo, listen to me!
349
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,933
I saw something special in you
out on that field
350
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,143
and had a vision,
a vision that being water boy
351
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,925
is your destiny.
352
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,595
(SOBBING)
353
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,188
Wow, all that talent
354
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,363
and a winning smile.
355
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,692
Quite a powerful package, my friend.
356
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,030
See you at the game, water boy.
357
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,993
No, Coach, I don't think you will.
358
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,526
Because I quit.
359
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,695
Dude, shouldn't you be at the game?
360
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,038
No, bro,
they made me water boy and I quit.
361
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:39,334
In that environment, I was never gonna get
the attention I require.
362
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,129
What are you talking about, man?
It's not about attention.
363
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,383
You made the team.
364
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:46,424
Even though you're just the water boy,
you're still part of something huge.
365
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,837
Yeah, the lame part.
366
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,637
Nay! The equally important part
to all other parts.
367
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,642
Here, I made a pie chart to illustrate.
368
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:55,644
Imagine if one piece was taken away.
369
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,096
But then it's not a pie.
370
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,267
Exactly.
371
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,095
And neither is a team
without a water boy. Wa-cha!
372
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:05,021
Oh, my gosh, I'm a part of something.
373
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,491
Oscar, hand me that pie.
374
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,402
No, Milo, it's not a real pie.
It... It's a symbolic chart.
375
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,781
Hand me that pie.
376
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,080
-It's not a real...
-For me as a brother, Oscar,
377
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,334
hand me that pie!
378
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,249
I know now what I must do.
379
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,878
Whoa, whoa... oh... okay.
380
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,800
Water boy reporting for...
381
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:29,631
duty?
382
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,006
-(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
-(SLURPING)
383
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:36,347
You made water boy, Milo?
That's so cool.
384
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,024
You hardly have to do anything.
385
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,642
What with us being underwater and all.
386
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,440
Yeah, thanks, Headphone Joe.
387
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,904
Unless it's an away game,
like the one at the gecko tank today.
388
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,486
Ooh, hoo, it's burning hot
in the gecko tank.
389
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,283
Wouldn't last long there
without a water boy. (LAUGHS)
390
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,027
The gecko tank? (SHRIEKS)
391
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,120
Ah, here comes our old arch-rivals..
392
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,912
The Freshwater Fish Hooks. (SLURPS)
393
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,294
They should be called
The Freshwater Fish Jerks!
394
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,919
(LAUGHING)
395
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,427
(CROWD CHEERING)
396
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,927
Cheer for our alma mater
397
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,926
We raise our tail fins high
398
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,428
Salute the best school underwater
399
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,852
Yes, we are Freshwater High
400
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,440
(CHEERING)
401
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,652
Where's the water boy?
402
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,526
So water boy is important.
403
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,911
My team needs me.
404
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,951
Too bad you fish cannot breathe.
405
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,955
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
406
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,713
Because the game
has already begun. (LAUGHS)
407
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,626
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
408
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,922
-(WATER WHOOSHES)
-Whoo!
409
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,590
(GARGLES, COUGHS)
410
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,812
Do not despair, Coach Salmons.
411
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,183
We geckos have plenty of water.
412
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,651
-Water!
-(SLURPS)
413
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,608
It is yours if you merely forfeit the game
414
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,783
and go home to your fish mommies.
415
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,361
(CACKLING)
416
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,702
(WHEEZES) So thirsty.
417
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,576
MILO: Don't do it, Coach!
418
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,004
No, it cannot be.
419
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,924
Oh, yeah, the water boy is back on duty.
420
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,128
(ALL GROANING)
421
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,182
(CHEERING)
422
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,099
All right, geckos.
423
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:47,095
Let's play some football!
424
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,979
(BOOING)
425
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,936
(CHEERING)
426
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:55,187
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
427
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,159
Jockto... pus.
428
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,453
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
429
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,580
Hit me, please.
430
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,248
Hit me.
431
00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,711
Hit me or I hit you.
432
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,294
Jocktopus wet forever!
433
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,671
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
434
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,589
ALL: Milo, Milo, Milo!
435
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,591
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
436
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,387
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
437
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,767
(GRUNTS)
438
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,244
(ROARS)
439
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,775
(GARGLES)
440
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,082
Hey, Bea, should I grow out my bangs
or just leave them?
441
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,752
Oh, I am always so jealous
of your hair, Shellsea.
442
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,172
If I were you... Come on, boys!
Tear their gecko heads off!
443
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,922
Defense! Defense!
444
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,794
If I were you, I wouldn't touch a thing.
445
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,251
Girl.
446
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,469
(CHEERING)
447
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,176
I will invent a time machine
and make you sorry,
448
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,268
Freshwater High School!
449
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:09,849
(ALL CHEER)
450
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:14,150
Water boy,
Jocktopus has one thing to say to you:
451
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:15,823
Jocktopus.
452
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:20,073
Wow, uh, thanks, Jocktopus. Whoa!
453
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:25,947
ALL: Milo, Milo, Milo!
Milo, Milo, Milo!
454
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,745
Milo, you're the MVP.
Can I have your autograph?
455
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,422
Finberley, I am honored.
456
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,003
But seriously,
I'm just one piece of the pie.
457
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,881
I am so proud
458
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,547
that I can make this team
a whole pie again.
459
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,390
But I owe all my super fame
to Coach Salmons.
460
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,313
Let's hear it for the best coach ever!
461
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,385
(LAUGHING)
462
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,940
Oh, Milo.
463
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,574
My goodness, my hair!
464
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,186
(ALL LAUGHING)
465
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,696
Wait... (CHUCKLES)
Wasn't that the last of the water?
466
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,374
(ALL GASPING)
467
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,462
(WHEEZES) Milo!
468
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,998
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
469
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,126
Yeah, I don't do football.
470
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,299
MOUSE:
Girls don't play football, she-dork!
471
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:24,005
-We're too delicate.
-Yeah, we do.
472
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,256
-Kick it to me!
-There's no room in here.
473
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,268
Come on, kick it! Kick it, I dare ya.
474
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,561
Kick it, kick it, kick it,
kick it, kick it, kick it.
475
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,055
(GRUNTS)
476
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,562
(SWALLOWS)
477
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,742
Yay, one point for you.
478
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,032
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
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