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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,080 AVERY: Chapter one of my presidential memoir. 2 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:06,706 Today, my journey begins to become the youngest, 3 00:00:06,792 --> 00:00:10,752 shortest, blondest female president since Buchanan! 4 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:12,714 ( laughs ) 5 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:15,165 Always open with a joke. 6 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:19,916 Tomorrow I launch my first major election campaign, 7 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,080 as I run for class president. 8 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:23,746 What a coincidence! 9 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:27,714 Because tomorrow I start as your campaign manager. 10 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,382 What are the odds? 11 00:00:29,959 --> 00:00:31,539 Now, can you give me a turn on the computer? 12 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:35,455 I have a very important blog to write as your campaign manager. 13 00:00:35,542 --> 00:00:39,212 Stan, we discussed this. You're not my campaign manager. 14 00:00:39,291 --> 00:00:41,211 Fine, I'm not. 15 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:44,881 STAN: I'm so excited to be named Avery's campaign manager. 16 00:00:45,834 --> 00:00:48,464 Clearly, she needs help with the way the press is hounding her. 17 00:00:48,542 --> 00:00:51,252 -What press? -They're always watching. 18 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:58,750 But they're not always this adorable. Look at his little camera! 19 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,498 ( theme music playing ) 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,210 -I got this. -I got one. 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,830 Thanks you guys. I can get the rest 22 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:23,707 of the stuff from the campaign bus myself. 23 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,212 Avery, it's not a campaign bus, it's a little red wagon 24 00:01:26,291 --> 00:01:27,211 pulled by your dog. 25 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,325 It was either this or make him my campaign manager. 26 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:37,037 ( laughs ) 27 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:42,165 So, I can't wait to find out who my opponent is. 28 00:01:42,250 --> 00:01:44,880 Who I will graciously mention in my victory speech 29 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,789 before the balloons drop from the ceiling. 30 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:49,830 Oh, I've always wanted balloons to drop from the ceiling. 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,710 Keep blowing, Wyatt! 32 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,290 Actually, you don't have an opponent. 33 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,535 Everybody knows you'll win, so no one's running against you. 34 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:00,745 What? This is terrible. 35 00:02:00,834 --> 00:02:03,334 Yes, success just falls in your lap, how awful. 36 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:07,207 You don't understand. If I win with no one running against me, 37 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:09,251 the balloons will just seem smug. 38 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:12,134 I didn't say stop blowing, Wyatt! 39 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:17,633 Does he do balloon animals? If he does, my next question is: 40 00:02:17,709 --> 00:02:18,959 does he have a girlfriend? 41 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:25,035 Guys, if I run unopposed, who will I debate? Myself? 42 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:28,003 We need more computers in the library! 43 00:02:28,542 --> 00:02:29,792 I agree entirely. 44 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:31,995 I also think that top is super cute. 45 00:02:32,083 --> 00:02:33,923 Right back at you about that top, pretty lady! 46 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,210 See? It won't be a real campaign. 47 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,503 And victory will be meaningless. 48 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:43,668 Max? 49 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,213 Would you do me a huge favor, 50 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,581 and run against me? 51 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,287 Max? Why didn't you ask me? 52 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,125 You always said you'd never run for election 53 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:52,538 because you didn't want to throw your hat in the ring. 54 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:54,667 That expression has always bothered me. 55 00:02:56,333 --> 00:03:00,213 Besides, you might care if you lost, I know Max won't care. 56 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:02,711 She's right. I don't care. I'll do it. 57 00:03:02,792 --> 00:03:06,462 In fact, my campaign slogan will be: "One student, one voice." 58 00:03:07,458 --> 00:03:08,788 Kidding. It's "I don't care." 59 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:11,628 Max, that's perfect. 60 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:16,206 Oh, a heart balloon with a note attached. 61 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:18,075 "Help me." 62 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:21,245 Nice try, Wyatt. 63 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,423 ( balloon popping ) 64 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,040 Back to work. 65 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,540 -I'm home. -ALL: Hey, buddy! 66 00:03:32,625 --> 00:03:35,625 -Good to have you back. -The BMX tour was awesome. 67 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:37,329 I got something for everybody. 68 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,997 Chloe? This is a medal that I won. 69 00:03:40,375 --> 00:03:41,375 Awesome! 70 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:44,248 Dad, here's a team hat. And Mom, just for you... 71 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,293 Oh, it is so sweet. 72 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:47,285 Three bags of mud-stained laundry. 73 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:50,174 You left with one bag of clothes. 74 00:03:50,250 --> 00:03:52,830 Ellis and Skidmark needed their clothes washed, too. 75 00:03:52,917 --> 00:03:56,167 Skidmark's not his real name, it's Samuel K. Wydmark. 76 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,075 Plus, he's a lazy wiper. 77 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,460 Tyler, I've missed you so much. 78 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,082 You're gone every few days now. 79 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:07,286 And every few days, the house is quiet, 80 00:04:07,375 --> 00:04:10,785 clean, and doesn't smell like tropical breeze body spray. 81 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,375 I wonder if there's a connection. 82 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:16,996 Check this out. 83 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:20,173 On the tour, I learned how to make chocolate milk in my mouth. 84 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:27,667 ( gargles ) 85 00:04:29,542 --> 00:04:30,712 For you, Mom. 86 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,998 My buddy Red makes them for all the guys. 87 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,131 This is disgusting. 88 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,957 And it's not even a full cup! 89 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,500 I'm sorry you didn't get anything good, Mommy. 90 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:44,963 I would give you my medal, but then I wouldn't have it. 91 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,577 You understand! 92 00:04:49,041 --> 00:04:51,581 Okay, Tyler, you're going to help me wash these clothes. 93 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,787 And you're also going to get me something nicer than laundry 94 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,205 and mouth milk. 95 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,132 Did you even put your bike away, 96 00:04:58,208 --> 00:05:00,168 or did you just leave it lying in the driveway again? 97 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:02,170 Before you left, your mother almost backed over it. 98 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:04,290 Yes, and I would have if it wasn't for a man 99 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,495 calling out, "Stop!" 100 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:06,962 Strange I didn't see the man 101 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,501 it was just Stan in the rear-view mirror. 102 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:12,075 Guys, I'm a responsible adult now, 103 00:05:12,166 --> 00:05:14,206 I'd never let something happen to my bike. 104 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,379 Something happened to my bike! 105 00:05:17,542 --> 00:05:18,462 What do you mean? 106 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,003 It's gone, someone must have stolen it. 107 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:22,883 I didn't steal it, I only borrowed it. 108 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:24,079 You borrowed my bike? 109 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:26,456 No! Your tropical wind body spray. 110 00:05:26,792 --> 00:05:27,832 What happened to your bike? 111 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:35,540 Max, everyone is wearing your "I don't care" slogan. 112 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:36,495 What's going on? 113 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,083 I thought you didn't care about the election? 114 00:05:38,166 --> 00:05:39,286 I don't care. 115 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,625 STUDENTS: I don't care! I don't care! 116 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:42,790 I don't care! 117 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:45,208 I've tapped into a deep vein of "meh." 118 00:05:46,709 --> 00:05:48,209 Well, why aren't you wearing a button? 119 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,131 I don't care. 120 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,130 Hey, everybody! 121 00:05:53,208 --> 00:05:55,998 If you do want something to care about, 122 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:57,583 why don't you vote for... 123 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:01,463 a very good candidate? ( laughs ) 124 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:06,875 A very, Avery. A very, Avery. 125 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,249 See, it's a pun on my name. 126 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,793 Oh, that's good. It's complicated without being funny. 127 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:14,542 ALL: I don't care! I don't care! 128 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,421 ALL: I don't care! I don't care! 129 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,750 Max's campaign is really catching on. 130 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,460 What if I lose? 131 00:06:21,792 --> 00:06:23,922 Look, all the different cliques are gathered around her: 132 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,420 The jocks, the nerds, the theater kids. 133 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,380 Even the group of guys who dress up like unicorns. 134 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:30,078 ALL: ( neighing ) 135 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:35,044 How did she become so popular with the Dude-icorns? 136 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:39,423 They're the school's most elusive and mythical voters. 137 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:46,575 My election polls are a little imprecise, 138 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:49,707 but they indicate that you're losing to Max by 10%. 139 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:54,002 Or maybe 30%. Or maybe winning by 10%. 140 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:55,883 I did say they were a little imprecise. 141 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,960 Stan, you're not my campaign manager. 142 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:02,711 Which is why you're behind in the polls! 143 00:07:03,166 --> 00:07:04,286 Unless you're really ahead. 144 00:07:05,709 --> 00:07:08,999 I just don't see how some joke campaign about not caring 145 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:12,963 could be beating my very serious campaign about wanting to improve the school. 146 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,791 Don't worry, I'm on it. I have time now. 147 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:18,785 My wife Princess is on the road doing dog shows. 148 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:22,075 We're America's number one canine power couple. 149 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,286 They're calling us Stan-cess. 150 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,125 Whose calling you that? 151 00:07:27,208 --> 00:07:28,578 Well, so far just me and Robert. 152 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:30,077 But that's how things get started. 153 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,576 We're also bring back harem pants. 154 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:41,075 Anywho, I've made a campaign video that will turn the tide for you. 155 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,706 STAN: Max's slogan is, "I don't care." 156 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:46,382 You know who else doesn't care? Cats. 157 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,880 That's right, Max is a cat. 158 00:07:52,333 --> 00:07:53,713 She goes potty in sand. 159 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,792 Don't invite her to your beach party. 160 00:07:57,208 --> 00:08:00,708 She plays with yarn. Oh, that's really cute. 161 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,125 Or is it? 162 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:07,084 Eww! She's got fleas. 163 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:11,415 Do you really want your next president to be... 164 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,075 ( Stan narrating ) 165 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:20,922 ( imitating Avery's voice ) 166 00:08:22,542 --> 00:08:23,462 ( in normal voice ) 167 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:29,036 Let's put aside for a moment that that video is crazy. 168 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,250 I am not going to run a negative campaign. 169 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:33,543 Max is my friend. 170 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:36,075 The only reason she's running is because I asked her to. 171 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,246 Then you should ask her to drop out. 172 00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:40,213 That's actually a good idea. 173 00:08:40,291 --> 00:08:42,501 I'm full of good ideas, Avery. 174 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:46,253 Check out the video Robert and I made to promote our harem pants. 175 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:48,423 STAN: ( humming dance tune ) 176 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,422 I've looked everywhere for my bike and nothing. 177 00:08:58,834 --> 00:09:00,794 So I'm going to need to borrow money from you guys 178 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,745 so I can get a new bike before the next competition. 179 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,754 Well, what happened to all the money you've been making on the BMX circuit? 180 00:09:05,834 --> 00:09:08,334 I swear I didn't waste a penny of it. 181 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,673 No way I'm a waste of money. 182 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:18,165 This is ridiculous, Tyler, you have to be more responsible. 183 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,127 Honey, you don't clean up after yourself, 184 00:09:21,208 --> 00:09:23,578 you lose your bike, and you're wasting your money, 185 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:25,287 some of which you could have spent on a present 186 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,455 for your mother that wasn't made in your mouth. 187 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:32,495 Come on, Mommy and Daddy, Tyler's a really great brother. 188 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:35,583 Everybody makes mistakes. Haven't you ever lost something 189 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,077 really important and really red-headed 190 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,376 at the mall when she was five? 191 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,081 I was hoping that memory wouldn't take. 192 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,706 Forgive, but never forget. 193 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:51,415 That's what I say about the man who put the robot inside of me. 194 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,130 Actually, Tyler, you could learn from Chloe. 195 00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:59,878 Now she gets a dollar every week for doing chores and she saves it all. 196 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,753 How much do you have now, sweetheart? 197 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,384 $450. 198 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,168 What? How'd you get that much money? 199 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,130 I sell mice to the pet store as friends for the snakes. 200 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,880 Oh, sweetie. Snakes eat mice. 201 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,329 Really? I didn't know that. 202 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:17,706 Well, business is business and business is booming. 203 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:22,288 Please, if you loan me $300 to get a new bike, 204 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,575 I promise I'll pay you back. 205 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:26,077 Okay, but you have to pay us back before you spend that money 206 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,376 on anything frivolous. 207 00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:28,958 That's right, Tyler. 208 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:32,381 No more throwing away money on stupid things. 209 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:34,958 ( laughs ) This is great! 210 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,830 Hey, Max. I really appreciate you running, 211 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:45,127 but I was thinking now would be a good time for you to bow out. 212 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,628 -Because I'm winning? -Glad you understand! 213 00:10:48,875 --> 00:10:51,205 No, Avery. I'm going to be class president. 214 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,921 -I'm not dropping out. -What? 215 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:54,825 You don't even care. 216 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:56,963 Well, true, that's been my life's motto, 217 00:10:57,041 --> 00:11:00,581 but now I'm a high school kid getting a lot of positive attention from my peers, 218 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,627 so I'm going to ride that train for a while. 219 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,670 Max, I asked you to run as a favor, you're my friend. 220 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,420 You should know how much this means to me. 221 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,080 Well, if our friendship mattered to you, 222 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,666 you'd understand that for the first time, 223 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:14,130 I'm kind of a big deal. 224 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:17,878 STUDENTS: I don't care! I don't care! I don't care! 225 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,129 Yeah, you don't. 226 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,170 Hey, Chloe, I just got a new bike. 227 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,080 Totally customized. Even got a bell. 228 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,376 So, when I'm getting mad air, 229 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,458 I'll be all like, "Phew, bling, bling!" 230 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,495 So, you're going back on tour? 231 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:40,793 Yeah, and, honestly, and I don't Mom and Dad 232 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:43,035 would have lent me the money if you hadn't stood up for me. 233 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,130 You're a great sister. 234 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:45,708 Nothing says thank you like a smoothie. 235 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,752 I'll make you one. 236 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,037 Not in your mouth! 237 00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,915 I shouldn't have to say that. 238 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,287 Chloe, you sly taco! 239 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:12,496 Hey, Chloe, come check out my new bike. 240 00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:16,039 Sure, Tyler, that would be very interesting. 241 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:19,418 Check this out. 242 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,331 My bike! 243 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,035 Where is my bike? I just left it here for a second. 244 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:27,748 Someone took it right out our backyard. Mom, Dad! 245 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,334 Are you sure it was out here? 246 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,246 You guys, someone stole my bike! 247 00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:37,463 The bike you just bought? You already lost it? 248 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:40,082 Don't you remember what the bear said? 249 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,206 You have to be more responsible. 250 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,833 Tyler, we are out $300. 251 00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:51,037 No, now you're out $600 'cause you have to loan me $300 to get another bike. 252 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,745 Man, this is a nightmare for all of us. 253 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:58,035 You expect us to buy you another bike after you just lost two? 254 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,745 Oh, good. You understand. 255 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:02,004 I thought we were going to have a whole to-do about this. 256 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:04,003 I think I'm going to get a blue one next. 257 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:07,080 We are not going to keep buying you bikes 258 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,666 if you're going to keep losing them. 259 00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:10,540 Why would we throw good money after bad? 260 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:13,075 That's the sunk-cost fallacy! 261 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,625 I learned that on a money show I watch for my mouse business. 262 00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,999 It's called Screaming About Stocks 263 00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:22,213 with a guy who screams about stocks! 264 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,330 Look, I'm not losing the bikes, somebody keeps taking them. 265 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:30,577 Please, I promise I won't let this next bike out of my sight. 266 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,207 If anything happens to it, 267 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,881 I'll quit BMX and get a regular job to pay you back. 268 00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,459 What kind of regular job? 269 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:37,632 Uh... 270 00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:41,379 Try technology! It's going through the roof! 271 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,787 I can't believe Max isn't going to drop out! 272 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,535 If she wants a fight, I'll give her a fight. 273 00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,955 A very good fight. 274 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041 AVERY: ( laughs ) 275 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,332 Come on! Avery, a very? Someone has to get that! 276 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,627 So, if I'm understanding you correctly, 277 00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,749 we are going wide with the Flea-bag Max video. 278 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,134 I already made the plushie. 279 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,165 Stan, why do you keep making plushies? 280 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,330 I'd have thought you learned your lesson from this. 281 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,080 Or these? 282 00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,880 Why don't stores want those? They're adorable! 283 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,580 And they're not even radioactive like the first batch. 284 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,710 So, about that cat video? 285 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:33,212 Stan, the cat video is not a serious political statement. 286 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:34,919 It's just a joke. 287 00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,671 And a joke is exactly what I need. 288 00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:43,134 Max is running a joke campaign, and everyone loves it. 289 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,713 If I do show your Flea-bag Max video, 290 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,582 people will think I'm funny and it will make Max look ridiculous. 291 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,748 And you know what else will win you votes? 292 00:14:51,834 --> 00:14:53,044 Hand these out: 293 00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:54,751 DOLL: There's the sugar! 294 00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,964 You see that? It talks. 295 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,581 It has an electronic voice box just like me. 296 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,167 Naw, I'm kidding. I'm a regular talking dog. 297 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,500 Thanks for letting me be part of your stake-out, Tyler. 298 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,713 -This is pretty cool. -I just hope we catch the thief. 299 00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,832 Mom and Dad will see that I wasn't just being irresponsible. 300 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,287 At least not the second time. 301 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,995 I'm still not sure about the first bike. 302 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,708 I am pretty irresponsible. 303 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,827 Feel free to take a nap while I keep watch. 304 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,707 Thanks, but we're out here for an important reason. 305 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,582 Look what I found stowed away in a box in the garage. 306 00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,249 Blankie! 307 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:36,745 Oh, Blankie. 308 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:50,543 No! Chloe wake up! We missed it, someone stole my bike! 309 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,630 Tyler, how could this happen again? 310 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,380 And again! And again! 311 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,248 Mom and Dad are gonna freak! 312 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,880 Oh, no! 313 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,250 It's okay, I rigged the bike with blue dye, 314 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,083 so whoever took it will have blue hands. 315 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:15,708 Tyler, we will those blue-handed people, 316 00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,332 whoever they are. 317 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,325 Chloe, you took my bike? 318 00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:25,667 ( laughing ) That is, I mean, are you... 319 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,037 Oh, Tyler. Yes. 320 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,416 They're in my room. 321 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,210 You took my other bikes, too? 322 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,500 Why would you do this to me? 323 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,713 I put my whole BMX career on the line. 324 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,211 I don't want you to do BMX. 325 00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,292 You keep leaving all the time. 326 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:46,287 You're my big brother. We used to do so much together. 327 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:50,173 You got my ears pierced. You taught my how to make mouth milk. 328 00:16:50,458 --> 00:16:52,498 I probably won't use that one, but I know it. 329 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:55,792 I miss you. 330 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,579 Chloe. I'm getting to be an adult now, 331 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,247 and I'm chasing my dreams. 332 00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,461 And one day, you will, too. 333 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,665 I will always be close. 334 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:12,882 You're my little sister. 335 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,213 I love you. 336 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,288 I love you, too. 337 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,043 Sorry about your shirt. 338 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,500 Hey, how come Mom didn't find the bikes when she cleaned your room? 339 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,499 I'm going to vacuum your room. 340 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:30,375 Okay, let me know if you find the snake that escaped. 341 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,578 -It's been eating all my mice. -Maybe later. 342 00:17:32,667 --> 00:17:33,627 Maybe later. 343 00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,382 -( laughing ) -COMPUTER: And I approve this message. 344 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,328 Which is also not true. 345 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,537 So, when the debate starts, 346 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:47,035 I'll queue you and you'll play this Flea-bag Max video through the projector. 347 00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,875 Avery, I can't play that! I mean, it's hilarious. 348 00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:51,209 She's gonna poop on the beach? 349 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,461 ( laughing ) 350 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,462 But, it'll humiliate her. 351 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,172 ( laughs ) But, it's funny. 352 00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:58,460 Don't you remember what happened to Timmy Sperlock? 353 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:00,252 One day he wore a black and white sweater to school 354 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,083 and now everyone calls him Skunk Boy. 355 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:03,416 He sits alone at lunch. 356 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,040 Partly because he's a jerk. 357 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,125 Yeah, but still. 358 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Max will be fine. 359 00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:11,133 No, people latch on to one little thing in high school 360 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,248 and you're stuck with it for the next four years. 361 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,673 Do you want people calling her Flea-bag Max? 362 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,170 She's your friend. 363 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,080 She's not my friend. She's my competitor. 364 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:23,884 Oh, Avery. 365 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:29,957 ( sighing ) 366 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,996 Faculty, fellow students, 367 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:38,753 and those of you who just wanted to ditch fifth period... 368 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:39,924 What? ( laughs ) 369 00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:42,787 Always open with a joke. 370 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:47,581 DOLLS: There's the sugar! 371 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,997 Stan, do not pass those out in the middle of my speech. 372 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,458 Now, in lieu of my introductory remarks, 373 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,792 I would like to play this video. 374 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,420 But I can't. 375 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,503 I decided to run for office to start on my path 376 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:21,253 to helping people and making a difference. 377 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,666 But I almost did something really horrible. 378 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,423 I wanted to win the election so much that I lost myself, 379 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,830 and I almost lost my friend. 380 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:38,172 Max, I am so, so, sorry that I asked you to drop out. 381 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,377 You have as much right to run as I do. 382 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:44,875 Fellow students. 383 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,790 ALL: I don't care! I don't care! 384 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,290 I have a confession to make. I do care. 385 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,955 ( gasping ) 386 00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,290 I care about Avery. 387 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,995 I am so sorry, Avery. 388 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,580 You asked me to do you a favor 389 00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,077 and I got so carried away with the attention. 390 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:11,456 I mean, I am an honorary Dude-icorn now. How cool is that? 391 00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:17,003 But the point is, I lost sight of what's important. 392 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,415 Your friendship. 393 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,327 I don't even want to vote against you. 394 00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,127 So, I'm just not going to vote. 395 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,328 I'm not going to vote against you either. 396 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,883 Hey, where'd everybody go? 397 00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,673 They got bored by your long, mushy speeches and left. 398 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,995 -So, nobody voted? -Well, I did. 399 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,333 You're the only vote? 400 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:44,787 I didn't know that at the time. 401 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:45,745 Who'd you vote for? 402 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,294 I couldn't choose between you two, 403 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:48,625 so I just wrote in my name. 404 00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,749 BOTH: You're the class president? 405 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,752 I guess so. 406 00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,004 I don't how to be president, 407 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:56,963 but I will take it seriously and work really... 408 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,083 Oh, balloons! 409 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,669 I guess we get the government we deserve. 410 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,710 Yeah. 411 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,291 AVERY: Losing this election makes for a great 412 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,915 first chapter in my memoir, 413 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,130 since I learned the important lesson that what kind of person you are 414 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,538 matters more than winning. 415 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,710 I also learned that I look great in harem pants. 416 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,995 And... ( singing ) 417 00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:29,962 ( singing stops ) 418 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,043 STAN: So, I finally sold my first pair of harem pants. 419 00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:39,131 And my stint as a campaign manager was a huge success. 420 00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,628 We only lost by one vote. 421 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,287 Chloe, it is not okay to steal. 422 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,495 Even if you are doing it out of love. 423 00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:51,833 Tyler can't return those new custom bikes, 424 00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:54,037 so you're going to have to pay for them out of your mouse money. 425 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:55,915 It's not just mice, anymore. 426 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,670 I'm expanding my business. I've got lizards, spiders, 427 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,040 and one turkey vulture. 428 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,537 I really got to shut my window at night. 429 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,670 I am never vacuuming your room again. 430 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,918 You know what? Chloe's been a really good sister. 431 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,667 I'm paying for half of it. 432 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,420 Where are you getting the money, Tyler? 433 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,000 Well, I decided to sell my animatronic bear. 434 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,253 Who'd you sell it to? 435 00:22:19,875 --> 00:22:22,575 Hello, there, Stan, how are you? 436 00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,501 ( laughs ) 437 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:27,535 Why are talking animals so funny? 438 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,325 ( laughing ) 33417

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