All language subtitles for Dog.With.A.Blog.S02E18_English

OH, THERE'S THE FOOD TRUCK.

I'M SO NERVOUS. I MEAN,
GATOR'S BEEN GONE FOR WEEKS,

AND THIS IS MY FIRST TIME BACK TO WORK
SINCE I BROKE UP WITH HER DAUGHTER.

GATOR'S GONNA CLAMP DOWN ON MY HEAD

AND DRAG ME UNDERWATER LIKE A... GATOR.

AH, I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WERE GONNA SAY
TERRITORIAL HIPPO.

MAYBE YOU'RE WORRYING FOR NOTHING.
GATOR KNOWS YOU'RE A GOOD EMPLOYEE.

YEAH, SHE'S PROBABLY NOT HOLDING A GRUDGE.

-TYLER!
-( shrieks )

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON...

ABOUT CHAINSAW ART.

IT'S MY NEW HOBBY.

UH, WELL, I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK,

AND I JUST WANNA SAY I'M SORRY THINGS
DIDN'T WORK OUT

-BETWEEN ME AND EMILY.
-YEAH, I'M SORRY, TOO.

AND NOW, I HAVE TO FIRE YOU.

BUT IT'S NOT BECAUSE
YOU BROKE UP WITH EMILY.

OH, SHE'S HAD FIVE BOYFRIENDS SINCE YOU.
OH, WAY BETTER.

SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FIRE ME? WAY BETTER?

I JUST CAN'T AFFORD YOU ANYMORE.

BUSINESS IS DOWN, AND I'VE GOT
SOME EXPENSIVE VIOLATIONS TO CORRECT.

APPARENTLY, WHEN YOU
CALL BURGERS "ALL BEEF,"

THEY HAVE TO BE ALL AND BEEF.

BUT, GATOR, WORKING AT THE FOOD TRUCK
WAS MY DREAM JOB.

I MEAN, WHERE ELSE CAN I COOK
CHEAP FOOD AND RUN A CASH REGISTER?

I DON'T KNOW, TYLER. THAT'S YOUR JOURNEY.

Stan: SO TYLER LOST HIS JOB.

BUT NOT BECAUSE
HE DUMPED THE BOSS' DAUGHTER.

GATOR GETS IT.

SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA MOVE ON.

DOGS DO THAT ALL THE TIME.

I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER, BABY.

HELLO THERE.

YEAH, IT'S NOT WORKIN' OUT.

( theme music playing )

AVERY, I FIGURED OUT
HOW TO GET MY JOB BACK.

I'M GONNA MAKE
A COMMERCIAL FOR THE FOOD TRUCK,

PUT IT ONLINE, AND IT'LL DRUM UP
SO MUCH BUSINESS,

GATOR WILL HAVE TO REHIRE ME.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY HALF-BAKED PLAN.

WHICH IS TWICE AS BAKED

AS YOUR TYPICAL QUARTER-BAKED PLANS,
SO CONGRATULATIONS.

THE COMMERCIAL'S GONNA BE COOL.

IT'LL START WITH ME DOING
TRICKS ON MY BIKE,

HOT GIRLS ARE WATCHING,
AND THEN, AT THE END,

A BIG EXPLOSION. ( imitates explosion )

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH THE FOOD TRUCK?

NOTHING, BUT PEOPLE WILL SAY,

"THAT WAS AWESOME.

I WONDER IF THEIR FOOD
TASTES LIKE WHAT I JUST SAW."

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. LET'S PUT THAT ASIDE.

WHAT YOU NEED IS A GREAT SONG.

OR, SHOULD I SAY,

♪ WHAT YOU NEED IS A GREAT SONG ♪

I DID JUST GET HUNGRY.

TYLER, LET ME MAKE THE WORLD HUNGRY
WITH MY VOICE.

IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A SECRET DREAM OF MINE
TO RECORD A SONG,

AND THIS COMMERCIAL
COULD BE A GREAT CHANCE FOR ME TO DO THAT.

-YEAH, BUT CAN YOU SING?
-DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME GO...

♪ WHAT YOU NEED IS A GREAT SONG ♪

I AM SO HUNGRY.

LET'S DO THIS.

I'M GONNA START WRITING THE SONG.

TYLER, I'M SO EXCITED.

I'M GONNA BE AN INTERNATIONAL
SINGING SENSATION,

AND YOU'LL BE WORKING
PART-TIME AT THE FOOD TRUCK AGAIN.

BOTH OF OUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.

MOMMY, WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE,

WAS THERE EVER ANYTHING
YOU REALLY, REALLY WANTED

BUT YOU JUST COULDN'T BUY IT?

-WORLD PEACE.
-NO, SOMETHING GOOD.

I WANT A CHARM BRACELET.

I MEAN, WORLD PEACE
IS GREAT FOR OLD PEOPLE,

BUT KIDS LIKE THINGS.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I OPENED A LEMONADE STAND.

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK
MY PARENTS FOR MONEY.

-THEN WHAT WERE THEY FOR?
-MAINLY GUILT,

AND PRESSURE TO PLAY SPORTS.

( laughs )

THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

BUT ALSO, TO PROVIDE AN EXAMPLE

THAT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING,
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.

WHICH IS WHAT CREATED THE MAN
STANDING BEFORE YOU TODAY.

BUT I DON'T WANNA BE THE MAN
STANDING BEFORE ME TODAY.

WELL, NEVER MIND THEN.

I WANNA BE LIKE MOMMY
AND HAVE LOTS OF JEWELRY.

I THINK I NEED TO TALK TO CHLOE

ABOUT HER OUTDATED IDEAS
REGARDING WOMEN AND JEWELRY.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, BENNETT?

SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE ME.

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE! ♪

( laughing ) YEAH!

THAT WAS AWESOME.
THIS COMMERCIAL'S GONNA ROCK,

AND GATOR'S GONNA HIRE ME BACK
AT THE FOOD TRUCK.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE IT EVEN BETTER?

A LITTLE FREESTYLIN'. DROP ME A BEAT.

( hip-hop beat plays )

UNH... YEAH. I'M FEELIN' THIS.

♪ PUT 'EM UP FOR THIS PUNK
PUT YOUR PAWS IN THE AIR ♪

♪ HEY YOU SINGLE POODLES
Y'ALL BETTER BEWARE ♪

POODLES. UNH.

STAN, YOU CAN'T RAP.

I DON'T RAP. I FLOW.

YOU CAN'T SING, RAP, OR FLOW
IN THIS COMMERCIAL.

YOU'RE A DOG.

YOU ALSO CAN'T DO STANDUP COMEDY,
SPOKEN WORD POETRY, OR VENTRILOQUISM.

ARE YOU SURE?

DUDE, CHECK OUT MY SLY-BROW.

WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN A SLY-BROW
FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

I WOULD SO GO FOR ME.

OKAY, OBVIOUSLY,
STAN CAN'T BE IN THE COMMERCIAL.

BUT WE ARE GONNA NEED OTHER PEOPLE.

WHO DO WE KNOW WHO CAN ACT?

YOU NEED SOMEONE TO ACT IN SOMETHING.

I HAPPEN TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO PUT IN
FOUR YEARS OF COMMUNITY THEATER,

AND CAN CRY ON COMMAND
IF SHE PULLS OUT A NOSE HAIR.

UH... MOM, WE'RE JUST DOING
A COMMERCIAL FOR THE FOOD TRUCK.

AND WE DON'T NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN CRY.

OH, COME ON. YOU GOTTA LET ME
BE IN YOUR COMMERCIAL.

I CAN'T HELP WITH CHLOE'S LEMONADE STAND.

YOU KNOW I HAVE A CHECKERED HISTORY
WITH LEMONS.

-( squirt )
-( shrieks )

-( squirt )
-OW!

OH, COME ON!

MOM, WE CAN'T HIRE JUST ANYONE.

WE NEED SOMEONE WITH A CERTAIN...

HOW DO I PUT THIS...
$100 FOR EQUIPMENT AND SNACKS.

I'M IN.

BUT ONLY IF I GET A STAR
ON MY DRESSING ROOM DOOR.

-YOU DON'T EVEN GET A DRESSING ROOM.
-THEN I'M IN.

STAN, MY FOOD TRUCK
COMMERCIAL'S BEEN ONLINE

FOR A FEW DAYS,
AND IT'S ALREADY GOT 10,000 VIEWS.

GATOR'S GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE ME MY JOB BACK NOW.

CHECK IT OUT.

♪ WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING GOOD ♪

♪ AND SUMNER PARK'S IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪

♪ THEN COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU CAN EAT ♪

♪ AT A RESTAURANT THAT'S IN THE STREET ♪

♪ WE CLEAN THE GREASE TRAPS ONCE A YEAR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ ONE BITE, AND YOU'RE SURE TO CHEER ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE! ♪

( braying laughter )

OH, COOL, YOU'RE WATCHING THE COMMERCIAL.

EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT
HOW MUCH THEY LIKE MY SINGING.

I NEVER REALLY EXPECTED THIS.

OKAY, IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED.

LOOK AT SOME OF THESE COMMENTS ONLINE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THIS COMMERCIAL.

THIS PERSON DID ALL CAPS.

( loudly ) THEY LOVED IT!

WOW, LOOK AT ALL OF THESE NICE COMMENTS.

I GOT A SMILEY FACE FROM A GUY
NAMED "HATES EVERYTHING."

AND I'M GUESSING
HE'S PRETTY STINGY WITH THOSE.

WAIT A MINUTE. THIS NEXT ONE'S TERRIBLE.

"THIS GIRL SHOULD NEVER
OPEN HER MOUTH AGAIN."

YOU'D HAVE TO LEARN VENTRILOQUISM,
AND TALK THROUGH A PUPPET.

I'M AVERY. PLEASE PASS THE GREEN BEANS.

YOU REALLY NEED A BETTER CATCHPHRASE.

THERE ARE A BUNCH OF NASTY COMMENTS.

WAS I REALLY THAT BAD?

NO, OF COURSE NOT.

SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST TROLLS THAT GO ONLINE
JUST TO SAY MEAN THINGS.

IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE OF POSTS.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU.

LIKE ME. HERE.

"THE GIRL SANG SUPER GOOD.

TYLER HAS GREAT HAIR."

REALLY? YOU HAD TO THROW IN A COMMENT
ABOUT YOUR HAIR?

NO, TYLER HAS GREAT HAIR
IS MY SCREEN NAME.

UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULD BE
STIRRING THAT WITH YOUR HAND?

IT'S HOSE WATER IN MY GOLDFISH BOWL.

MY HAND IS THE CLEANEST PART.

WOW, THAT IS SOME DISGUSTING LEMONADE,

AND I'VE LAPPED UP STAGNANT BUCKET WATER,

WHICH IS DELICIOUS,
SO THAT'S A BAD EXAMPLE.

I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT GROSS. IT'S MY PLAN.

I'LL NEVER MAKE ENOUGH MONEY ON MY OWN

FOR MY CHARM BRACELET,
BUT IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG,

DADDY ALWAYS COMES IN AND FIXES IT.

WOW, YOU TURNED RIGHT TO YOUR DAD.

DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING YOUR DOG.

I'D BE OFFENDED IF I KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT

HOW TO MAKE LEMONADE
AND IT WASN'T MY NAP TIME.

OH, LOOK.

A NEW BUSINESS HAS OPENED UP
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

HELLO, YOUNG LADY.

I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE
ONE GLASS OF LEMONADE, PLEASE.

-( coin clinks )
-COMING RIGHT UP, SIR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OH, THAT IS...

THAT IS FANTASTIC, CHLOE.
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

-SECRETS.
-IS THAT YOUR GOLDFISH BOWL?

SECRET ONE.

-WHERE'S YOUR GOLDFISH?
-SECRET TWO.

YOU WANNA KNOW THE OTHER EIGHT SECRETS?
THEY'RE KINDA GROSS.

WOW, THIS IS LIKE A HORRIBLE GAME SHOW.

CHLOE, I KNOW YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS,

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

I MADE BAD LEMONADE SO YOU'D HELP.

I JUST WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY DADDY
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO VERY, VERY MUCH.

ESPECIALLY THE WAY HE FIXES THINGS
IN A BIG, BIG WAY

THAT MAKES A LOT OF MONEY
FOR MY CHARM BRACELET.

CHLOE, ARE YOU TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME?

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS.

AVERY AND TYLER ARE GROWING UP,
AND ARE TOO BUSY TO TAKE THE TIME

TO SHAMELESSLY MANIPULATE ME LIKE THIS.

YOU DOING THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

-DADDY, ARE YOU OKAY?
-MY PARENTS FORCED ME TO DO SPORTS.

SO YOU'LL DO MY LEMONADE STAND FOR ME?

NO. WE'RE GONNA DO IT TOGETHER.

BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE IN A BIG, BIG WAY.

I'M NOT GONNA GO OVERBOARD.

LEMONADE. GET YOUR OLD-FASHIONED LEMONADE.

DADDY? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?

NOT NOW, SWEETIE.
DADDY'S IN THE SELLIN' ZONE.

I JUST HAVE TO ASK HIM THAT
EVERY TEN MINUTES,

BECAUSE WE'RE DOING IT TOGETHER.

AVERY, I JUST TALKED TO GATOR
DOWN AT THE FOOD TRUCK,

AND SHE REALLY LIKED THE COMMERCIAL.

I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET MY JOB BACK.

AT LEAST SOME GOOD CAME OUT OF IT.

TELL ME, DOES THIS SOUND LIKE HOW I SING?

( air escaping, squeaking loudly )

BECAUSE THIS GUY SAYS IT DOES.

YOU'RE LETTING THE OPINION OF
CAPTAIN DUCKFART

RUIN YOUR DAY?

YES, I AM.

I'VE NEVER BEEN CRITICIZED
FOR SOMETHING I'VE DONE BEFORE.

AND MAYBE I'VE HAD
AN OVER-INFLATED SENSE OF MYSELF,

AND NOW, I'M JUST LIKE...

AVERY, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN CRITICIZED

IN YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD AT SCHOOL
WHERE EVERYONE LIKES YOU.

NOW YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF OUT THERE
FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.

YOU'RE SAYING THAT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR THE WHOLE WORLD?

WAY TO BURST MY BUBBLE.

YOU KNOW I LIKE TO BLOW UP BALLOONS
WHEN I'M UPSET.

I DON'T, AND IT'S WEIRD.

ANYWAY, I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE WORLD.

IT'S JUST THAT THERE ARE
A LOT OF HATERS OUT THERE.

WHAT IF THE HATERS ARE RIGHT?

THIS IS REALLY MESSING WITH MY HEAD.
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

I'M NOT USED TO PEOPLE CALLING ME
INCOMPETENT, LIMITED, AND LACKING ABILITY.

SORRY. I PLAY SQUASH EVERY TUESDAY
WITH YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.

I HAVE A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR?

I JUST WISH THAT I'D NEVER
PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT.

I'M NEVER SINGING AGAIN.

SO HOW ABOUT ONE MORE TIME?

YA MIGHT WANNA LEARN WHAT NEVER MEANS

BEFORE YOU MEET WITH
YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,

BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE
TALKING TO YOU ABOUT COLLEGES.

AVERY, THE COMMERCIAL'S
BECOME REALLY POPULAR.

SO GATOR THINKS SHE CAN
GET EVEN MORE BUSINESS

IF YOU PERFORM THE SONG
LIVE AT THE FOOD TRUCK TOMORROW.

SHE SAID IF THINGS GO WELL,
SHE'LL HIRE ME BACK.

SO IF I DON'T SING,
YOU DON'T GET YOUR JOB BACK?

I'M SURE SHE'S NOT THAT UNREASONABLE.

SO IS SHE GONNA SING?

'CAUSE IF SHE DOESN'T,
YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' YOUR JOB BACK,

AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S UNREASONABLE,

I'M ALSO GONNA DOCK HIS PAY.

HOW CAN YOU DOCK HIS PAY
IF HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU?

THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO UNREASONABLE.

TWO MORE LEMONADES, PLEASE.

FINE.

TYLER, I KNOW HOW MUCH
THIS JOB MEANS TO YOU,

SO I'LL SING AT THE FOOD TRUCK TOMORROW.

THANK YOU, AVERY. I REALLY OWE YOU.

NOW I DON'T THROW AROUND
THE WORD "HERO" VERY OFTEN,

BUT THAT WOMAN IS MY HERO.

WOW! LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE.

I DID THIS. TAKE THAT, GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.

WHOSE PICTURE ARE THEY TAKING?

HEY, IT'S THAT LADY FROM THE VIDEO
THAT LAUGHS LIKE A DONKEY.

HEY, DONKEY LAUGH LADY!

I THINK THEY'RE TAKING MY PICTURE.
I HAVE FANS.

I DREAMED OF THIS DAY, ALTHOUGH I DREAMED
THEY'D KNOW MY NAME,

NOT CALL ME DONKEY LAUGH LADY.

BUT I'LL TAKE IT, I'LL TAKE IT.

DO THE LAUGH, DO THE LAUGH.

OH, I CAN'T JUST LAUGH ON COMMAND LIKE...

( braying laughter )

SO, YOUR SISTER READY
FOR THE BIG SHOW, NOT BOB?

WHY'D YOU CALL ME "NOT BOB"?

WELL, YOU'RE NOT BOB, ARE YOU?

I HAVE TO HAVE SOME WAY
TO TELL THE TWO OF YOU APART.

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOB?

DON'T MEAN TO PUT ANY PRESSURE ON Y'ALL
BY CALLING IT A BIG SHOW,

BUT THERE'S A LOT RIDING ON THIS.

THE FUTURE OF THE FOOD TRUCK, YOUR JOB,

AND MY SPIDER VEIN SURGERY.

DON'T WORRY. AVERY IS READY TO SING.

AND IF THIS IS TOO PERSONAL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER,

BUT WHEN THEY PUT THE SPIDER VEINS IN,
DO YOU GET SUPERPOWERS?

YES, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS.

CHLOE, YOUR NEW CHARM BRACELET
IS BEAUTIFUL.

BUT, UH, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING IT?

WELL, AT FIRST, I JUST WANTED YOU
TO DO THE LEMONADE STAND

SO I COULD GET THIS,

SO I DID THE MANIPULATING THING,
AND SAID I WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU.

BUT THEN, BEING WITH YOU
IS MY FAVORITE PART.

SO I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.

WELL... I LIKE
SPENDING TIME WITH YOU, TOO.

BUT I DON'T THINK THIS CHARM BRACELET

GOES WITH ANY OF MY CLOTHES.

THAT'S OKAY. I'LL WEAR IT FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT, AVERY, ARE YOU READY TO GO ON?
LOOK AT THIS CROWD.

THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL HERE
BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU IN THE VIDEO.

I KNOW, AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

MY STOMACH IS IN KNOTS.

AND I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD
THAT ALL-BEEF TACO.

YEAH, THAT ALL-BEEF TACO
IS NOT ALL... BEEF.

OR TACO.

I WISH I COULD GO ON FOR YOU, AVERY.

IF ONLY I HADN'T TOUCHED THAT AMULET

IN THAT ANCIENT EGYPTIAN TEMPLE,
I'D STILL BE A MAN.

-WHAT?
-NAW, NAW, I'M JUST KIDDING.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A DOG.

WELCOME TO THE TRUCK STOPS HERE PRESENTS

THE TRUCK STOPS HERE LIVE!

WITH THE TRUCK STOPS HERE SINGER,

TRUCK STOP!

I CHANGED YOUR NAME.

I AM NOT LETTING HER CHANGE MY NAME.

NO WONDER THEY CALL YOU "STOP,"
ALWAYS TRYING TO STOP STUFF.

HEY, IT'S THAT
ANNOYING GIRL FROM THE VIDEO.

YOU STINK!

STOP, TRUCK STOP.

NOT BOB, STOP TRUCK STOP,

OR YOUR JOB HERE AT THE TRUCK STOPS HERE
STOPS HERE.

AVERY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU HAVE TO SING THE SONG,

OR I'M NEVER GETTING MY JOB BACK.

YOU HEARD GATOR.

SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MORE UNREASONABLY CLEAR.

I'M SORRY, TYLER.

I WAS ONLY ONSTAGE FOR TWO SECONDS,

AND I'M ALREADY GETTING HECKLED.

IT'S JUST LIKE
THE COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET.

I CAN'T DO THIS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH AVERY?

SHE'S FREAKING OUT ABOUT SOME HECKLER.

YOU HAVE TO CONVINCE HER
TO SING WHILE I STALL ONSTAGE.

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR ELLEN JENNINGS,

MILD-MANNERED ALTER EGO
OF DONKEY LAUGH LADY.

All: Whoo!

-MOM.
-I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

STAN, COME HERE.

WE HAVE TO STALL THE CROWD.

YOU GO INTO THE FOOD TRUCK
WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE YOU,

AND DO SOME FREESTYLIN'.

I'LL LIP SYNC TO IT ONSTAGE.
I CAN'T RAP LIKE YOU.

WELL, TRY TO KEEP UP.

I'M GONNA LAY DOWN SOME SCIENCE, YO.

ALL RIGHT.

TRUCK STOP'S COMIN' UP
IN A SEC WITH A SONG

YOU'RE ALL HERE FOR.

BUT FIRST, SOMETHING NO ONE'S HERE FOR.

Stan: OH, YEAH. MMM.

UNH, TASTY.

MMM. UNH. SMOKY.

♪ I'M FILLIN' MY BELLY WITH PIG ♪

♪ TIME TO BRING ON THE JAM ♪

♪ MMMMMM, MMMMMM, APRICOT ♪

YEAH, I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY.

APRICOT.

AVERY, TYLER SAYS YOU DON'T WANNA SING

BECAUSE OF SOME HECKLER.

IT'S NOT JUST THE HECKLER.

IT'S AWFUL COMMENTS ONLINE.

OH, HONEY, YOU CAN'T LET THAT GET TO YOU.

BUT HOW?

-I MEAN, HOW DO YOU DO IT?
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LOOK AT ALL THESE COMMENTS
ABOUT YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THE VIDEO.

I DIDN'T SEE THIS.

WELL, THIS IS VERY HURTFUL.

THAT'S JUST IMMATURE.

CAPTAIN DUCKFART? ( scoffs )

I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH A KEVIN DUCKFART.

OR WAS IT EVAN GOOSEPOOP?

NO, IT WAS BILL DAVIS,
BUT HE WADDLED WHEN HE FARTED.

MOM, HOW CAN YOU LAUGH ABOUT THIS?

-THIS IS HORRIBLE.
-ONLY IF YOU LET IT BE.

I MEAN, I JUST FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT
I HAD FUN DOING THE COMMERCIAL,

AND MOST PEOPLE LIKED ME,

AND IF SOME PEOPLE WANNA BE MEAN,
THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

I WISH I COULD NOT CARE ABOUT

WHAT THOSE PEOPLE THINK,
BUT IT JUST BOTHERS ME.

I UNDERSTAND THAT, SWEETIE.

I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE A TEENAGER,
YOU'RE MORE SELF-CONSCIOUS.

LESS SECURE, AND THINGS ARE
HAPPENING WITH YOUR BODY.

MOM!

THE POINT IS, IF YOU LET A FEW PEOPLE

WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
HAVE THAT MUCH POWER OVER YOU,

YOU'LL NEVER DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO.

YOU WANNA SING, DON'T YOU?

YEAH. I DO.

THEN SING.

-THANKS, MOM.
-OH, DON'T HUG ME TOO HARD.

I'VE BEEN EATING FOOD TRUCK FOOD.

THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE.

♪ WHERE'S MY POODLES AT, YEAH ♪

THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE BACK.
NOW EVERYONE HERE THINKS I CHASE CARS,

BARK AT MAILMEN, AND PEE IN THE YARD.

AND ONLY TWO OF THOSE THINGS ARE TRUE.

YOU READY?

READY AS I'LL EVER BE, I GUESS.

( sighs )

♪ WHEN YOU'RE HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING GOOD ♪

♪ AND SUMNER PARK'S IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪

♪ THEN COME DOWN TO WHERE YOU CAN EAT ♪

♪ AT A RESTAURANT THAT'S IN THE STREET ♪

♪ DON'T COME FOR THE ATMOSPHERE ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ WE SPRAY FOR ROACHES SO HAVE NO FEAR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ IGNORE WHAT YOU OVERHEAR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ PUBLIC BATHROOMS ARE VERY NEAR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ COME AND GET IT WHILE IT'S KINDA HOT ♪

♪ SERVED FRESH IN THE PARKING LOT ♪

WHOO!

♪ CALL OUT WHEN YOU NEED A SNACK ♪

♪ THE OWNER SLEEPS IN THE BACK ♪

♪ WE CLEAN THE GREASE TRAPS ONCE A YEAR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

OH, YEAH!

♪ THE WEIRD SMELLS AREN'T TOO SEVERE ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

YEAH, YEAH!

♪ INDIGESTION IS YOUR SOUVENIR ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE ♪

♪ ONE BITE, AND YOU'RE SURE TO CHEER ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS WHERE? ♪

♪ THE TRUCK STOPS HERE! ♪

( whooping and cheering )

AVERY FINALLY GOT OVER WORRYING ABOUT

WHAT THE HATERS THINK,
AND TYLER GOT HIS JOB BACK.

AND CHLOE HAD A GREAT TIME
DOING THE LEMONADE STAND WITH BENNETT.

SHE EVEN MADE A COMMERCIAL
FEATURING A LOCAL CELEBRITY.

HI.

YOU MIGHT KNOW ME AS DONKEY LAUGH LADY.

( braying laughter )

AND NOTHING SOOTHES
MY DONKEY LAUGHING THROAT

LIKE AN ICE-COLD GLASS... OW!!

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA NEED SAFETY GOGGLES
IF I WAS GONNA DO THIS!

( music playing )

( boing )