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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,417 --> 00:00:05,207 NO, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND ME BEING OVER SO MUCH? 2 00:00:05,291 --> 00:00:06,961 NOT ONE SMIDGE. 3 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:08,501 KARL, YOU'RE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME. 4 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,253 DR. JAMES FEELS THE SAME WAY. 5 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:12,003 -DON'T YOU, DEAR? OF COURSE HE DOES. -UH... 6 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,080 I WAS JUST CONCERNED YOU'D BE BUSY-- 7 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:17,536 A MAN OF YOUR PROMINENCE IN THE PSYCHOLOGY FIELD. 8 00:00:17,625 --> 00:00:19,785 HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A SYNDROME NAMED AFTER YOU YET? 9 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:22,575 A MILD DISORDER-- AN IRRITATING TWITCH, PERHAPS. 10 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,536 WELL, I DID HAVE A PATIENT 11 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:28,035 WITH A SERIOUS CASE OF "THE BENNETTS," 12 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:29,995 AS I CALLED IT. IF-- 13 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:31,503 BUT IT DIDN'T CATCH ON. 14 00:00:32,792 --> 00:00:35,132 OF COURSE YOU ARE WELCOME HERE ANY TIME, KARL. 15 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:36,958 OH, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 16 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:40,041 MOTHER'S TRAINING 24/7 FOR THE STRONG WOMAN COMPETITION, 17 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:42,035 AND FATHER'S STILL UP IN THE SPACE STATION, 18 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,745 SO I'M RATHER LONELY. 19 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:46,173 COULD THAT BE "THE BENNETTS"? 20 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:51,251 KARL, WE'RE NEIGHBORS. WHENEVER YOU NEED SOME COMPANY 21 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,423 -OR A NICE, HOME-COOKED MEAL-- -( clears throat ) 22 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,130 OKAY, A MEAL, 23 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,125 YOU JUST KNOCK ON OUR DOOR. 24 00:00:57,208 --> 00:01:00,248 THANK YOU. OH, WHAT LOVELY FLOWERS. 25 00:01:00,834 --> 00:01:02,634 NOW, WHERE DID THEY COME FROM? 26 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:05,129 YEAH. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, ELLEN. 27 00:01:05,208 --> 00:01:07,628 YOU GOT A DELIVERY FROM WALTER PERKINS 28 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:08,629 AGAIN. 29 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:10,169 WHO'S WALTER PERKINS? 30 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,210 ELLEN HAS A SECRET ADMIRER WHO KEEPS SENDING HER THINGS. 31 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:14,751 IT'S REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE. 32 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,375 YOGURT-DIPPED STRAWBERRIES, GOURMET HONEY, 33 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:18,828 ARTISAN CHEESE HAMPER-- 34 00:01:18,917 --> 00:01:20,327 IT'S REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE. 35 00:01:21,542 --> 00:01:23,752 YOGURT-DIPPED STRAWBERRIES ARE TASTY. 36 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,004 THEY WERE LUSCIOUS. 37 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:27,964 SO TERRIBLY INAPPROPRIATE. 38 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:31,826 MRS. JENNINGS, YOU ARE A CAUTION. 39 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,167 OH. ( chuckling ) 40 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,830 ( murmuring indistinctly ) 41 00:01:34,917 --> 00:01:37,127 Karl: YOU MAKE TEATIME A TRUE DELIGHT. 42 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:39,463 WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE HE'S A HUNDRED-YEAR-OLD 43 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,832 BRITISH SOCIETY LADY? 44 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,960 ( in high-pitched British accent ) HELLO, I'M A BRITISH SOCIETY LA-- 45 00:01:45,041 --> 00:01:46,921 ( coughing ) 46 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,920 MAN, THAT'S HARD. 47 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:52,418 IS KARL STILL HERE? 48 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:55,080 YEP. HE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND HERE ALL DAY. 49 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:57,496 HE'S GOT MOM AND DAD COMPLETELY CONNED. 50 00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,633 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S LIKE--ALWAYS PRANKING US. 51 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,417 "PULL IF YOU'RE COOL." 52 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:07,960 ( chuckles ) OH, YEAH. 53 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:14,957 VERY COOL. 54 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:16,878 KARL! 55 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:22,423 HOW DELIGHTFUL-- 56 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:25,170 YOU HAVE TO BE RESCUED FROM A LIFE RAFT. 57 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,080 ( laughing ) 58 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:29,962 WISH HE WOULD LEAVE SO I COULD WATCH TV. 59 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:31,791 CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF IS ON. 60 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:32,875 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT, 61 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:34,999 BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOT AT LEAST ONE GOOD SCENE. 62 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,710 BUT I'M STUCK HERE IN THE KITCHEN! 63 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,825 I JUST HEARD A STRANGE VOICE. 64 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:43,417 WHO SAID, "I'M STUCK HERE IN THE KITCHEN"? 65 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,420 OH, UH, I DID. 66 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,380 SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M STUCK HERE IN THE KITCHEN, 67 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,918 IT MAKES ME SO MAD MY VOICE DROPS THREE OCTAVES. 68 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,920 ( deep voice ) I'M STUCK HERE IN THE KITCHEN! 69 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,460 SO TELL ME ABOUT THOSE FLOWERS. 70 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,832 AREN'T THEY LOVELY? 71 00:02:56,917 --> 00:02:58,917 THEY'RE FOR YOUR MOTHER FROM A WALTER PERKINS. 72 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,750 YOU DO KNOW THERE ARE THREE DOORS IN THIS KITCHEN 73 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,125 PROVIDING MEANS OF EGRESS? 74 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:06,132 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN US WITH YOUR FANCY WORDS 75 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,998 BUT REALLY YOU'RE ONLY SMARTER THAN ME. 76 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,130 ( laughs boisterously ) 77 00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:16,419 DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW CLOSE THAT WAS? 78 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,880 HE HEARD "A VOICE." 79 00:03:17,959 --> 00:03:21,329 WITH KARL HANGING AROUND HERE SO MUCH, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 80 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:23,078 BEFORE HE FINDS OUT STAN'S SECRET. 81 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:25,126 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE 82 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,578 OF KEEPING THAT SECRET ANYMORE. 83 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:27,997 LET THE WORLD KNOW! 84 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:32,383 I SOMETIMES USE AVERY'S TENNIS RACKET TO SCRATCH MY BUTT. 85 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:36,037 THAT'S NOT THE SECRET WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT. 86 00:03:36,125 --> 00:03:37,165 OH. 87 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,670 IN THAT CASE, I ONLY USE AVERY'S TENNIS RACKET 88 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,630 FOR MIXED DOUBLES. 89 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:45,130 THAT'S WHY YOUR TENNIS RACKET SMELLS SO FUNNY. 90 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:48,125 THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF THE STORY. 91 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,248 KARL ALMOST HEARD STAN TALK. 92 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,543 THEN YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT THAT WHOLE TENNIS RACKET THING, 93 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,287 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PART YOU REMEMBER. 94 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:56,915 ( theme music playing ) 95 00:03:57,709 --> 00:03:58,959 ♪♪ 96 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:15,628 WE CAN'T HAVE KARL COMING OVER ALL THE TIME. 97 00:04:15,709 --> 00:04:17,459 I MEAN, THE PRANKING'S BAD ENOUGH, 98 00:04:17,542 --> 00:04:19,672 BUT HE'S GOING TO FIND OUT STAN'S SECRET. 99 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,710 HE'S ONLY HERE 'CAUSE MOM AND DAD LIKE HIM. 100 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:24,832 THEN WE NEED TO SHOW MOM AND DAD THE KARL FINK WE SEE. 101 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:27,327 YUCKY, CREEPY, STINKY FINKY. 102 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:29,877 EXACTLY. 103 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:31,289 WE NEED TO GET SOME DIRT ON HIM. 104 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:33,575 THEN THEY WON'T BE SO EAGER TO HAVE HIM OVER. 105 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,291 WE'LL NEED A SPY. 106 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,995 YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO BLENDS IN, 107 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,293 WHO HE'D NEVER SUSPECT... 108 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:42,629 LIKE THIS REGULAR TOURIST, FOR EXAMPLE. 109 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:47,325 STAN, YOUR DISGUISE IS THAT YOU'RE A TALKING DOG 110 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:48,997 WHO LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR DOG. 111 00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:52,253 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE I HIRED HER TO PLAY MY WIFE? 112 00:04:54,959 --> 00:04:57,629 SORRY, BABE. I GUESS YOU GOT THAT FLEA BATH FOR NOTHING. 113 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,250 Stan: THIS WILL BE MY LAST BLOG FOR A WHILE. 114 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:05,787 THE MASTER SPY IS GOIN' OFF-THE-GRID. 115 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:09,745 EVEN IF YOU SEE ME, YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE ME 'CAUSE I'M A MASTER OF DISGUISE. 116 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,964 I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF DISGUISE ARTISTS. 117 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:13,831 YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT MY GRANDFATHER 118 00:05:13,917 --> 00:05:15,877 INFILTRATED THE YALTA CONFERENCE. 119 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,379 SO CAN YOU SPOT HIM? 120 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:20,501 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: HE'S NOT CHURCHILL 121 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:23,133 OR ROOSEVELT. OR IS HE? 122 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,880 ( scratching at door ) 123 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:35,752 ( machine beeps ) MOTHER, COULD YOU PLEASE THE GYM WINDOW? 124 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:37,834 YOUR MUSK IS DRAWING NEIGHBORHOOD ANIMALS 125 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:39,377 INTO THE YARD AGAIN. ( machine beeps ) 126 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:42,165 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 127 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:43,580 Stan: ( thinking ) WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 128 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:44,827 WHAT ARE ANY OF US DOING HERE? 129 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:46,957 AH, HE'S TRYING TO TRIP ME UP 130 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:48,631 WITH EXISTENTIAL QUESTIONS. 131 00:05:49,709 --> 00:05:51,079 REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING, STAN. 132 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,456 YOUR COVER IS... A DOG. 133 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:56,042 ( whimpering softly ) 134 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,325 AFFECTION FROM ANOTHER LIVING THING-- 135 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:01,079 PECULIAR BUT NOT UNPLEASANT. 136 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:06,380 YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 137 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:08,828 I GOT SOMETHING HUGE ON KARL. 138 00:06:08,917 --> 00:06:11,127 HE KNOWS HOW TO MOONWALK. 139 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,383 WHAT'S USEFUL ABOUT THAT? 140 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,878 HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DO IT. 141 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:15,879 WATCH. 142 00:06:18,041 --> 00:06:20,711 THAT'S NOT MOONWALKING, STAN. YOU'RE JUST WALKING BACKWARD. 143 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:22,582 I SWEAR I WAS DOING IT BEFORE. 144 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,210 GO GET SOMETHING USEFUL. 145 00:06:26,291 --> 00:06:27,711 FINE, I'LL GO BACK. 146 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:29,672 I'LL MOONWALK BACK. 147 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:31,880 ( beatboxing ) 148 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:35,832 OKAY, NOW YOU'RE JUST WALKING BACKWARD TO MUSIC. 149 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,540 ♪ HEY HEY ♪ ( beatboxing ) 150 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,209 ( panting ) 151 00:06:41,291 --> 00:06:43,791 OKAY. YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS: 152 00:06:43,875 --> 00:06:45,875 I CHASED THE JUICIEST SQUIRREL 153 00:06:45,959 --> 00:06:47,999 AND FORGOT TO GO BACK TO KARL'S SHED. 154 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,330 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 155 00:06:51,417 --> 00:06:54,327 ♪ HEY HEY ♪ ( beatboxing ) 156 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:57,379 THIS IS BIG--GREAT DANE BIG! 157 00:06:57,458 --> 00:07:00,538 KARL'S MIDDLE NAME IS--WAIT FOR IT-- 158 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:01,995 LESLIE! 159 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,083 BOOM! 160 00:07:04,667 --> 00:07:06,457 IT'S NOT "LESLIE BOOM." 161 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,632 IT'S JUST LESLIE. 162 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:09,580 BOOM! 163 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,667 I'LL BE BACK. 164 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:16,423 UH, YES. I'LL HOLD. 165 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,210 AH, REAL-LIFE SPYING 166 00:07:18,291 --> 00:07:20,831 IS SO MUCH MORE BORING THAN THE THRILLER I'M READING: 167 00:07:20,917 --> 00:07:23,327 BOXER, SCHNAUZER, SPANIEL, SPY. 168 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,330 CORRECT--AN ASSORTMENT 169 00:07:26,417 --> 00:07:28,707 OF JAMS, JELLIES, AND PRESERVES. 170 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,882 THOUGH I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE--NOBODY DOES. 171 00:07:30,959 --> 00:07:31,919 ( laughs ) 172 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:34,247 AND THE CARD SHOULD READ: 173 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,793 "JUST MY WAY OF 'SPREADING' 174 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,535 "MY ADMIRATION FOR YOU. 175 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,995 SIGNED, WALTER PERKINS." 176 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,043 THERE'S THE SUGAR. 177 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:47,290 I GOT IT! 178 00:07:47,375 --> 00:07:50,035 AND THIS TIME, IT'S THE REAL DEAL. 179 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:52,495 APPARENTLY, KARL DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 180 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:54,923 BETWEEN JAMS, JELLIES, AND PRESERVES! 181 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,039 WHAT?! 182 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,205 I KNOW! 183 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,920 HE WAS ORDERING THIS FANCY GIFT FOR YOUR MOTHER 184 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,290 UNDER THE NAME "WALTER PERKINS" 185 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,825 -AND THEN-- -WAIT, WHAT? 186 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,957 KARL IS WALTER PERKINS? 187 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:09,628 THIS IS WHAT WE'LL USE TO TURN MOM AND DAD AGAINST HIM. 188 00:08:09,709 --> 00:08:12,669 SO YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW THAT KARL WAS WALTER PERKINS? 189 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,290 I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW THAT. 190 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:16,955 JUST LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS STAN SOMETIMES SCRATCHES HIS BUTT 191 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,171 WITH TYLER'S HAIRBRUSH. 192 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:19,834 UH, WHAT?! 193 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,077 WELL, YEAH. IF THE FUR'S NOT PARTED PROPERLY, 194 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,286 I CAN HARDLY EVEN FEEL THE TENNIS RACKET. 195 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,964 FOR THE STRONG WOMAN COMPETITION IN GREENLAND, 196 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,751 MOTHER WILL BE PULLING AN INUIT FAMILY ON A SLED WITH HER TEETH. 197 00:08:34,834 --> 00:08:37,504 WITH HER TEETH! BENNETT, CAN YOU IMAGINE? 198 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,753 WELL, I ONCE BIT INTO A VERY TOUGH PIECE OF TAFFY 199 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:43,004 BUT NOTHING LIKE THAT. 200 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,170 ( doorbell rings ) 201 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,290 OH, CAN A TAXPAYER HAVE A SATURDAY? 202 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,083 THANK YOU. 203 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,996 OH! 204 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,793 IT'S ANOTHER GIFT FROM WALTER PERKINS, ELLEN. 205 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:56,995 OH, MY. 206 00:08:57,417 --> 00:08:59,457 SOMEONE'S POPULAR. ( chuckles ) 207 00:09:00,792 --> 00:09:03,252 IT'S AN ASSORTMENT OF JAMS, JELLIES, AN PRESERVES. 208 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:05,633 THOUGH WHO EVEN KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE? ( grunts ) 209 00:09:05,709 --> 00:09:07,919 THIS IS REALLY GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH. 210 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,790 I KNOW. IT IS SO UNSETTLING. 211 00:09:09,875 --> 00:09:11,745 SHOULD WE REPORT IT? OH, BOYSENBERRY. 212 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,330 WHO ON EARTH IS WALTER PERKINS? 213 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,254 I'M WALTER PERKINS. 214 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:21,083 -WHAT? -CHLOE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 215 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,126 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WALTER PERKINS. 216 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:25,458 SWEETIE, YOU NEED TO TELL THE TRUTH. 217 00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:28,962 LOOK AT THE CARD--"JUST MY WAY OF 'SPREADING' MY ADMIRATION FOR YOU." 218 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:30,828 THAT'S IT EXACTLY. 219 00:09:32,875 --> 00:09:34,825 SWEETIE, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 220 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,167 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR MOMMY 221 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,250 'CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOMMY. 222 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:41,963 OH, BUT THESE GIFTS-- HONEY, DID YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY 223 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,831 FROM GRANDMA AND YOUR ALLOWANCE? 224 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,877 IT WAS WORTH IT TO SEE YOU SO HAPPY. 225 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,503 OH, IT IS SO SWEET. 226 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:51,043 IT'S AS SWEET AS JELLIES OR PRESERVES-- 227 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,745 WHATEVER'S SWEETER-- I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 228 00:09:54,458 --> 00:09:57,708 KARL, ISN'T THAT JUST SO NICE OF CHLOE? 229 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,332 SO NICE. 230 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:04,881 CHLOE, WHY DID YOU SAY IT WAS FROM WALTER PERKINS? 231 00:10:04,959 --> 00:10:06,289 WHO KNOWS WHY KIDS DO THINGS. 232 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,415 WE'RE HIGH-SPIRITED AND WHIMSICAL. 233 00:10:10,041 --> 00:10:11,381 IT'S JUST SO THOUGHTFUL. 234 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,038 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 235 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,955 KARL, ISN'T THAT SO THOUGHTFUL OF CHLOE? 236 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,791 SO THOUGHTFUL. 237 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:23,789 WELL, I'M JUST GLAD WE FINALLY KNOW WHO THE REAL WALTER PERKINS IS. 238 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,705 YEP. MYSTERY SOLVED. ( chuckles ) 239 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,542 WELL, I'LL JUST GO PUT THESE AWAY IN THE KITCHEN. 240 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:28,665 OH, I'LL HELP. 241 00:10:28,750 --> 00:10:31,500 ( breathing rapidly ) 242 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,382 WE'LL ALL HELP. 243 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,535 LOOK WHAT STAN DID TO YOUR PILLOW. 244 00:10:40,625 --> 00:10:43,205 YOU TWO ARE DESPICABLE! 245 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,581 WHAT DID WE DO? 246 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,997 YOU STOLE CREDIT FOR MY GIFTS. 247 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,753 I'M WALTER PERKINS, AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN. 248 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:52,834 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A RAFT IN SOMEONE'S BACKPACK. 249 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,460 WELL IT'S NOT ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS--BUT IT'S WHAT CAN HAPPEN. 250 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,375 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 251 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,378 HOW DID CHLOE KNOW WHAT WAS ON THAT CARD? 252 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,498 TYLER TOLD HER. HE'S PSYCHIC. 253 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,035 I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA SAY THAT. 254 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,285 THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS! 255 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,575 HE CAN'T EVEN READ HIS OWN MIND. 256 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:08,831 I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 257 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,997 IT'S WHY I LOOKED HURT RIGHT BEFORE YOU SAID IT. 258 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:14,129 FINE. DON'T TELL ME HOW SHE KNEW. 259 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:16,828 BUT I'M GONNA FIGURE THIS OUT AND SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. 260 00:11:16,917 --> 00:11:18,327 AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 261 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:21,327 TELL OUR PARENTS THAT YOU'RE WALTER PERKINS? 262 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:22,997 IT'LL LOOK LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE CREDIT 263 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,253 FROM THEIR SWEET, LOVING ANGEL. 264 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:28,253 BUT I'M THE SWEET, LOVING ANGEL. 265 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:30,712 NOT ANYMORE. 266 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,462 YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS. YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR THIS! 267 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,542 THOUGH FIRST, YOU'LL PAY FOR THE JAMS AND JELLIES. 268 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,825 WE'RE ASSUMING NO TIP. 269 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:38,417 CO-RRECT! 270 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,130 AND THEN YOU'LL PAY METAPHORICALLY, 271 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,878 OR MY NAME ISN'T KARL L. FINK! 272 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,960 I'LL PUT RAFTS IN ALL YOUR BACKPACKS. 273 00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:47,751 I'LL "RAFT-PACK" ALL OF YOU. 274 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,884 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF. 275 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,790 DIDN'T HE JUST TELL US EXACTLY WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF? 276 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,828 IN JAM, THE FRUIT IS CRUSHED 277 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,167 OR IN PULP FORM. 278 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:04,210 Others: AHH... 279 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,134 KNOCKEDY-KNOCKEDY. 280 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,288 OH, HELLO, KARL. 281 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,705 -WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE? -( door shuts ) 282 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,042 WELL, I HAVE MY AFTERNOON FREE. 283 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,375 MOTHER'S OUT OF TOWN. SHE WAS PULLING AN AIRPLANE 284 00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:16,378 WITH HER TEETH WHEN IT UNEXPECTEDLY TOOK OFF. 285 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:19,038 SHE TRIED TO HOLD ON TILL PHOENIX, BUT HER JAW GAVE OUT. 286 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,495 THANK GOODNESS FOR LAKE HAVASU. 287 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,500 ( doorbell rings ) 288 00:12:22,583 --> 00:12:24,543 AND NOW THEY'RE TAKING SUNDAYS! 289 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,714 THANK YOU. AH, CHLOE. 290 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,332 ANOTHER GIFT FROM WALTER PERKINS? 291 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,037 SWEETIE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THIS ANYMORE. 292 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,745 WHAT'S GOING ON? 293 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,044 SHH! 294 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:38,787 IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN. 295 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,995 THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED HIM TO DO. JUST PLAY ALONG. 296 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,213 ( Karl sighs ) 297 00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,791 I GUESS LITTLE RED JUST CAN'T HELP 298 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,535 BEING SUCH A SWEET, GENEROUS ANGEL. 299 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:49,785 ( yelling ) 300 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,125 OH! OH! OH, NO! 301 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,958 OH, NO! WHAT DO I DO? 302 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,421 HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 303 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,880 ( screams ) 304 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,377 ( chuckling ) 305 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,788 ELLEN, ARE YOU OKAY? 306 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,957 ARE YOU LAUGHING? 307 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:06,711 OH, JUST RELIEVED THAT YOU'RE NOT HURT. 308 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,132 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 309 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,995 CHLOE, WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? 310 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,583 YES, CHLOE, WHY WOULD YOU? 311 00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,171 I WOULDN'T! 312 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,960 AND SHE DIDN'T. 313 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,286 KARL DID! 314 00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,535 WHAT?! 315 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,915 KARL FINK IS THE REAL WALTER PERKINS 316 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,080 AND HAS BEEN ALL ALONG. 317 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,376 LIES. ALL LIES. 318 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,628 I AM NOT WALTER PERKINS 319 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,169 AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN! 320 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,330 ( beeping ) Karl ( on recording ): I'M WALTER PERKINS, 321 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,537 AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN! 322 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,995 LIES THAT ARE BEGINNING TO APPEAR TO HAVE SOMETHING TO THEM. 323 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,995 KARL, I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. 324 00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,133 NO--BUT--( stammering ) I WOULDN'T. 325 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,498 I-I DIDN'T. 326 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:45,376 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 327 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,785 CHLOE, WHY DID YOU PRETEND TO BE WALTER PERKINS? 328 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,705 KARL GOT MOMMY WET. YOU LAUGHED AT HER. 329 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,252 WHY AM I THE BAD GUY? 330 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:56,832 KARL? 331 00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:00,247 ON MY HONOR, KARL L. FINK NEVER MEANT TO... 332 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,333 ( sighs ) 333 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,377 KARL, T-THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH. 334 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,628 I THINK YOU SHOULD GO HOME. 335 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:09,751 ♪♪ 336 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,710 I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION--IT'S "LESLIE." 337 00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:15,882 MMM. 338 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,540 OKAY. WE GOT KARL. 339 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,673 THE QUESTION IS... "WHAT'S HIS NEXT MOVE GONNA BE?" 340 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,880 HE IS GOOD. HE'S VERY GOOD. 341 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,079 WELL WE'RE BETTER. WE'RE VERY BETTER. 342 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,126 TYLER, IF YOU'RE USING THE MODIFIER, YOU HAVE-- 343 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,668 REALLY? A GRAMMAR LESSON NOW? 344 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,289 I KNOW KARL'S UP TO SOMETHING. 345 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,705 WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT. 346 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:40,712 EXCUSE ME. I USUALLY TAKE THE LEAD IN THESE THINGS. 347 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,502 SORRY. I WAS JUST TRYING TO KEEP IT MOVING. 348 00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,246 ANYWAY, 349 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:48,133 KARL IS UP TO SOMETHING AND WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT. 350 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,208 YEAH. 351 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,125 RIGHT. I'M GOIN' IN. 352 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,917 IF I DON'T COME BACK, TELL MY FAKE WIFE 353 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,080 I FAKE LOVE HER. 354 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,211 OOPS. I MEAN... 355 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:14,833 OH, HEY, STAN. 356 00:15:14,917 --> 00:15:17,377 I'M GLAD YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY HASN'T SHUNNED ME... 357 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,875 'CAUSE IT KINDA STINKS BEING BY MYSELF, 358 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,669 ALONE WITH MY THOUGHTS-- 359 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,540 CLEVER AND COMPLEX AS THEY ARE. 360 00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,995 FATHER IN GEOSYNCHRONOUS ORBIT, 361 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,253 AND MOTHER LEAPING HOME ACROSS THE MOJAVE DESERT LIKE THE HULK. 362 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,080 ( thinking ) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: 363 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,170 WHAT DOESN'T KILL YA MAKES YA... 364 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,170 WEIRDER. 365 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:41,172 THE THING IS... ELLEN AND DR. JAMES ARE REALLY NICE TO ME. 366 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,580 AND EVEN THOUGH WE PRANK AND BICKER ALL THE TIME, 367 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:45,247 AVERY, TYLER, AND LITTLE RED-- 368 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,753 WELL, THEY'RE ABOUT THE CLOSEST THING I'VE EVER HAD TO A F-- 369 00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:52,173 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE KARL FINK 370 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,960 BELONGS IN A SHED BY HIMSELF. 371 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,293 MAYBE KARL FINK IS DESTINED FOR A LIFE AS A LONER. 372 00:15:57,792 --> 00:16:00,172 MAYBE KARL FINK REFERRING TO HIMSELF AS "KARL FINK" 373 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,880 IS A LARGE PART OF THE REASON WHY. 374 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,958 I MISS WALTER PERKINS. 375 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,711 EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER FROM A BASKET. 376 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,076 STUPID STORE-BOUGHT APPLE! 377 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:14,920 KARL'S NOT UP TO ANYTHING. 378 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,882 HE'S TOTALLY GIVEN UP. 379 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,379 OH, PLEASE. 380 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,788 HE HAS NOT GIVEN UP. 381 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:20,825 HE'S JUST WEAK. 382 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,577 HE FEEDS ON MISERY AND THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT, 383 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,327 AND WE SHUT DOWN HIS BUFFET. 384 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:28,707 SORRY. I'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND KARL. 385 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,498 NO. HE REALLY FEELS ALONE AND DOWN. 386 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,503 HIS CONNECTION TO THIS FAMILY 387 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,213 MEANS MORE THAN YOU ALL REALIZE. 388 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,831 THIS IS KARL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 389 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,247 HE MADE ME EXPLODE WATER IN MOMMY'S FACE. 390 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,543 I MEAN, HE EXPLODED WATER IN MOMMY'S FACE. 391 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,995 HE CONFUSES LITTLE GIRLS! 392 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,208 I'M JUST LUCKY THAT BACKPACK DIDN'T INFLATE INSIDE MY SHIRT. 393 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:53,791 WHY WOULD IT BE INSIDE YOUR SHIRT? 394 00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,375 REALLY? WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT WHAT GOES ON INSIDE MY SHIRT NOW? 395 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,290 GUYS, KARL IS REALLY HURTING. 396 00:17:00,709 --> 00:17:03,209 BEFORE I CAME TO THIS FAMILY, I WAS AN OUTSIDER. 397 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,751 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ALONE, HOPING TO BE A PART 398 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:07,084 OF SOMETHING LIKE, WELL... 399 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:08,880 LIKE WHAT WE HAVE. 400 00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,923 KARL'S EVERYTHING YOU THINK HE IS 401 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,580 BUT HE ALSO HAS REAL FEELINGS. 402 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:16,665 I THINK YOU NEED TO GET YOUR PARENTS TO FORGIVE HIM. 403 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,040 BUT... THEN HE'LL BE AROUND AGAIN. 404 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,998 WHAT ABOUT YOUR SECRET, STAN? 405 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,003 WHEN HE'S HERE, I'LL JUST BITE MY TONGUE. 406 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,923 I CAN DO THAT FOR A LONELY KID. 407 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,920 HECK, I'VE DONE IT A THOUSAND TIMES 408 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,750 EATING MEATLOAF IN FRENZY. 409 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,133 ♪♪ 410 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:35,457 I HAVE TO ADMIT, BENNETT, I DID LIKE 411 00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,632 HOW UPSET YOU GOT WHEN WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO WALTER PERKINS WAS. 412 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:38,999 ( chuckling ) OF COURSE. 413 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,213 I MEAN HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I STARTED GETTING GIFTS 414 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,251 FROM A "VANESSA SCARBOROUGH"? 415 00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:46,382 VANESSA SCARBOROUGH? YOU CAME UP WITH THAT AWFULLY QUICKLY. 416 00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:47,878 WHO'S VANESSA SCARBOROUGH? 417 00:17:48,709 --> 00:17:50,249 N-NO ONE. I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A P-- 418 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,833 VANESSA SCARBOROUGH? THAT'S A VERY SPECIFIC NAME 419 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,287 FOR A MADE-UP, IMAGINARY NO ONE WHO DOESN'T EXIST. 420 00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,957 KIDS, COME HERE. SIT BETWEEN ME AND MOMMY. 421 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,130 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE BEEN THINKING, 422 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,038 AND WE WANT YOU GUYS TO FORGIVE KARL. 423 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,495 WHAT? WHY? 424 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,463 HE DOES DESERVE CREDIT FOR ALL OF THE NICE GIFTS HE SENT. 425 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:09,922 TRUE. I GUESS. 426 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,288 BUT THE SQUIRTING PLANT--( chuckles ) 427 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:14,285 IT WENT OFF RIGHT IN YOUR MOTHER'S FACE-- 428 00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:16,249 WHICH IS NOT OKAY. 429 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,583 I LOVE YOU. 430 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,665 IT WENT UP MY NOSE. 431 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,880 I AM STILL SMELLING BALLOON WATER. 432 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,419 HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE ON THE INTERNET WHO HAS THIS PROBLEM? 433 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,538 HE ONLY DID THAT TO GET BACK AT CHLOE 434 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,245 -FOR STEALING ALL THE CREDIT. -YEAH. 435 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,963 -HE PROBABLY THOUGHT SHE'D OPEN IT. -YEAH. 436 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,581 SO IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MAD AT ANYONE, YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT CHLOE. 437 00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,667 YEAH. WHAT? 438 00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:38,248 CHLOE, BEING JEALOUS IS NO REASON 439 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,583 TO TAKE CREDIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S GENEROSITY. 440 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,174 AND...LOOK AT ALL THE HURT FEELINGS THAT IT'S CAUSED. 441 00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:44,834 Tyler: ARE YOU EVEN SORRY 442 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,207 YOU DROVE KARL TO EXPLODE A BALLOON IN OUR MOTHER'S NOSE? 443 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:50,291 SHE MAY NEVER HAVE BALLOONS IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN. 444 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,077 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHLOE. 445 00:18:54,041 --> 00:18:55,921 WELL, KARL IS A NICE BOY, AND--( sniffs ) 446 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,710 THIS BALLOON-Y SMELL DOES KIND OF REMIND ME OF CLOWNS-- 447 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,002 AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE TO SMELL CLOWNS? 448 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:04,287 AND HE REALLY SEEMS TO ENJOY BEING OVER. 449 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,883 YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T HAVE WHAT WE HAVE. 450 00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:09,079 AVERY, TYLER, I'M PROUD OF YOU 451 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,826 FOR THE KINDNESS YOU'RE SHOWING KARL. IT'S A REAL SIGN OF MATURITY. 452 00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,377 AND CHLOE, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A TALK 453 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,168 ABOUT A BETTER WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR FEELINGS. 454 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,580 WHY DON'T YOU GO WAIT FOR ME IN MY OFFICE. 455 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,077 -BUT-- -Bennett: CHLOE. 456 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,920 JUST 'CAUSE I'M SMALL 457 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,880 DOESN'T MEAN VENGEANCE DOESN'T BURN HOT IN MY HEART. 458 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,463 I'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AROUND KARL, TOO. 459 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,043 WELL, I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT ALL THIS BEHIND US 460 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,915 AND SEE IF KARL WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US FOR DINNER. 461 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,040 WE'RE HAVING MEATLOAF. 462 00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,415 ( thinking ) YES! ( barks ) 463 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,250 ( mumbling thinking ) OW, I BIT MY TONGUE. 464 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,833 JUST A SECOND. 465 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,247 NOW, IF CHLOE NEVER WAS WALTER PERKINS, 466 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,383 HOW DID SHE KNOW WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON THE CARD? 467 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,378 YEAH. THAT PART DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 468 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,958 UM, I TOLD HER 'CAUSE I'M PSYCHIC. 469 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,415 WAIT, I'LL PROVE IT--YES. 470 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,710 47. BACON. 471 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,165 -WHAT WAS THAT? -47? 472 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,330 HOW DID HE KNOW? 473 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:06,963 YOUR MEATLOAF WAS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS, ELLEN. 474 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,961 REALLY? IT TASTED "BALLOON-Y" TO ME. 475 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,631 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT SMELL IS TO YOUR SENSE OF TASTE. 476 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:14,079 BUT IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. I'M GETTING USED TO IT. IT'S FINE. 477 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,922 DON'T TELL HER IT TASTED "BALLOON-Y" TO ALL OF US. 478 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,210 I THINK A DISH GLOVE FELL IN THE MEATLOAF. 479 00:20:20,792 --> 00:20:22,542 WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME. 480 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,460 AS A TOKEN 481 00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:29,212 OF OUR NEWFOUND FRIENDSHIP, 482 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,921 I... HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU. 483 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,630 -OH, I DON'T KNOW, KARL. -YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY MUCH OF A HAT GUY. 484 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:35,959 -CHLOE, WAIT. -IT COULD BE A PRANK. 485 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,668 IT'S JUST A HAT. I'M FINE. 486 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,920 "I'M WALTER PERKINS." 487 00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,579 WELL THAT IS KINDA NICE. 488 00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:49,999 -OH. -OH! 489 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,503 THIS IS MOLDY CHEESE! 490 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,333 ( whimpering ) 491 00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:54,827 WHY CAN'T I GET THIS OFF? 492 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,325 CHEESE IN THE FRONT, 493 00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:58,827 SUPER-ADHESIVE IN THE BACK. 494 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:00,917 I JUST WANTED EVERYTHING TO RETURN TO OUR NORMAL, 495 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,580 PRANK-FILLED RIVALRY. 496 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,997 BUT CHEESE HATS? 497 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,463 REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS. 498 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:09,042 ( giggling ) 499 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,165 I WANTED TO TAKE THE LEAD ON THIS ONE. 500 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,665 WHEN VENGEANCE BURNS HOT IN HER HEART, 501 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,330 THERE'S NO DENYING HER. 502 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:18,423 SELL ME OUT ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. 503 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,880 SELL ME OUT TWICE, CHEESE ON YOU. 504 00:21:22,709 --> 00:21:24,039 Stan: SO KARL LESLIE FINK 505 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,325 WAS WELCOMED BACK INTO THE FOLD 506 00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,827 THANKS TO STAN MORDECHAI JAMES. 507 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:29,077 YES, "MORDECHAI." 508 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,126 LONG STORY--SOME OF IT IN HEBREW. 509 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:34,082 MY POINT IS... KARL AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON: 510 00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,916 MY FATHER WASN'T AROUND MUCH, 511 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,920 AND MY MOTHER LIKED TO PULL THINGS WITH HER TEETH. 512 00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:42,212 BOTTOM LINE... NO MATTER WHAT OUR DIFFERENCES, 513 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,961 WE ALL SHARE ONE THING: 514 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,000 THE NEED TO BE PART OF A WARM, LOVING FAMILY. 515 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,713 SOMETIMES FAMILY CAN BE A REAL PAIN, THOUGH, 516 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:52,382 LIKE WITH MY FAKE WIFE. 517 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:57,418 NOT NOW, HONEY. I'M BLOGGING. 518 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:00,828 ( music ) 519 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,130 ( boing ) 37576

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