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Stan: SCHOOL VACATION...
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A TIME WHEN YOU TAKE A BREAK
FROM YOUR NORMAL ROUTINE.
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YOU SLEEP IN TILL NOON,
PLAY BALL IN THE PARK,
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STUFF YOUR FACE WITH JUNK FOOD...
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WAIT A MINUTE. THAT IS MY NORMAL ROUTINE!
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I LOVE VACATION!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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SO, EVERYONE EXCITED FOR VACATION?
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MM-HMM. I GOT MY VACATION
TO-DO LIST RIGHT HERE.
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I'VE GOT MY TO-DO LIST, TOO. "EAT MUFFIN."
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THIS IS A LIST OF ARTISTIC ACTIVITIES
THAT I WANT TO GET THROUGH ON VACATION.
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AH! WHAT'S THE FIRST THING ON YOUR LIST?
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YOU MEAN AFTER "LAMINATE THE LIST"?
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I'M GONNA FINISH WRITING
MY ONE-WOMAN SHOW,
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A DRAMATIC TELLING OF MY LIFE,
AVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE.
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FINISH? YOU MEAN
YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED?
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-WHOA.
-I WAS BORN!
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IF ONLY IF IT WERE THAT EASY.
YOU CAME OUT FEET-FIRST.
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OH. QUICK REWRITE.
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I WAS BORN.
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AND THEN I LEARNED TO STAND.
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AND WALK. AND DANCE!
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THEN I LEARNED TO OPEN THE DOOR.
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SO, TYLER, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE PLANNED FOR VACATION?
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SOMETHING MUCH LESS CREEPY
THAN THE FOUR-FOOT BABY.
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I'M GONNA MASTER SOME NEW TRICKS
ON MY BMX BIKE.
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BY THE WAY, CAN I HAVE MONEY
FOR A NEW BMX BIKE?
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HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB
AND EARN THE MONEY YOURSELF?
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THAT IS A CRAZY IDEA!
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( laughs )
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I'M SERIOUS, SON.
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LOOK, IF YOU GET A BIKE
WITH MONEY YOU EARNED,
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IT'S GONNA MEAN SO MUCH MORE TO YOU.
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BUT I WANT IT TO MEAN
SO MUCH MORE TO YOU.
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YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE GETTING A JOB.
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I MAY HAVE MISPLAYED THAT ONE.
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I'M NEVER ASKING YOU FOR ANYTHING AGAIN!
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-Both: OKAY.
-I MAY HAVE MISPLAYED THAT ONE.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT GETTING A JOB?
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MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE A JOB.
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OH, REALLY?
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YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.
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BUT DADDY WORKS WITH PATIENTS ALL DAY.
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( scoffs )
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SWEETIE, PLEASE LEAVE
DADDY OUT OF THIS.
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UH, CHLOE, BEING A MOMMY
IS THE HARDEST JOB OF ALL.
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HARDER THAN DADDY'S JOB?
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( laughs )
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ALL RIGHT, CHLOE,
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MOMMY DOES.
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WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION
THIS WEEK, YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING I DO.
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I GET TO BE MOMMY FOR VACATION? YAY!
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AND YOUR FIRST JOB IS TO CHASTISE DADDY
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FOR WEASELING OUT OF
THIS CONVERSATION.
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BENNETT!
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( theme music playing )
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I'VE GOTTA LOOK FOR A JOB.
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MY DAD JUST WON'T STOP
BUGGING ME ABOUT IT.
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I WISH I COULD FIND A JOB IN THE PARK.
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I MEAN, I'M HERE ALL THE TIME ANYWAY.
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Stan: I WISH I COULD
TELL HIM ABOUT THE SIGN,
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BUT THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE AROUND.
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YOU WANT ME TO THROW IT, BOY?
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ALL RIGHT. GO GET IT!
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WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A JOB?
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OH, STAN. NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD.
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BUT NOT ME. I'VE GOT TO
SOMEHOW LOOK FOR A JOB.
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HERE YOU GO, BOY!
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SERIOUSLY?
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HEY! TYLER AND STAN!
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Stan: MEET "THE HAWK,"
OWNER OF THE FOOD TRUCK.
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HE'S A LOT LIKE HIS TRUCK,
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CONSTANTLY FAILING HEALTH INSPECTIONS.
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HEY, HAWK. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
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OH, BEEN IN COLORADO SLINGIN' FRIES
AND ROCK CLIMBIN'.
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DID A LOT OF THIS...
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HELP! HELP!
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I'M NOT FINGER-STRONG!
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( laughs )
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SO YOU COULD JUST DRIVE ALL OVER
AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT?
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MAN, I WISH I COULD FIND A JOB
AS COOL AS YOURS.
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LOOKING FOR A JOB?
WHY DON'T YOU APPLY HERE?
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YOU HAVE AN OPENING?
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MAN, YOU SHOULD PUT OUT
A SIGN OR SOMETHING.
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-I'D LOVE TO WORK IN THE FOOD TRUCK.
-GREAT! YOU'RE HIRED!
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( laughs )
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Stan: WOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
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OKAY, NOW IT'S GOING ON TOO LONG.
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ALL RIGHT, CHLOE,
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YOUR FIRST MOMMY JOB
IS TO RINSE THE DISHES
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AND THEN PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.
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IF WE HAVE A DISHWASHER,
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WHY DO WE HAVE TO RINSE THE DISHES?
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NOBODY KNOWS. JUST ACCEPT IT.
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OH. HEY, MOM. MINI-MOM.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
THAT BIG BLOCK OF ICE?
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ABOUT TO CHECK "ICE SCULPTURE"
OFF MY ARTISTIC ACTIVITIES LIST.
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OH, WELL, MENTALLY.
BECAUSE NOW IT'S LAMINATED.
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WELL, THIS BLOCK OF ICE
ISN'T GONNA CARVE ITSELF.
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ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
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CHLOE, WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH THIS,
WE'RE GONNA...
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WAIT, WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
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-( power tool buzzing )
-OH!
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THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.
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STAN.
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SO MUCH EASIER.
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AND NO SOAPY RESIDUE!
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MEAT BAG UP! MEAT BAG UP!
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THANKS. AND DON'T FORGET,
THAT COMBO COMES WITH FRIES...
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AND A SMILE.
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TYLER, YOU'RE GREAT WITH THE
CUSTOMERS.
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YOU GOT STYLE.
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OH, I COULD'VE USED YOU
WHEN I DROVE MY TRUCK TO ALASKA.
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-YOU DROVE THIS TRUCK TO ALASKA?
-NOT THIS ONE.
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THAT TRUCK WAS COMMANDEERED BY
BEARS.
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OH. THEY WENT CRAZY.
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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
NEVER SEEN A TACO BEFORE.
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YOU HAVE THE MOST EXCITING LIFE!
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HEY, HOW YA DOIN' ON THE REGISTER?
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EH, I DON'T NEED THE REGISTER.
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I DO IT ALL IN MY HEAD.
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WE CLEARED $213.54,
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NOT INCLUDING THE SIX BURGERS
AND 214 FRIES YOU ATE.
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IF YOU MONITOR ME, I'LL NEVER LOSE
WEIGHT.
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BUT I'M IMPRESSED YOU TRACKED
ALL THAT IN YOUR HEAD!
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( laughs )
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EVERYBODY'S GOT A TALENT, HUH?
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WATCH THIS.
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( grunts )
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OH!
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THAT'S SO COOL! HOW'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO DO THAT?
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DIDN'T KNOW I COULD TILL JUST NOW.
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ALWAYS TRY NEW THINGS, TYLER. FLY FREE.
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IS THAT WHY THEY CALL YOU THE HAWK?
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-'CAUSE YOU FLY FREE?
-NO, NO, IT'S 'CAUSE...
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( dredges up phlegm )
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IT'S 'CAUSE I STEAL EGGS.
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WHOA, WHOA. CHLOE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE LAUNDRY.
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IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
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WHY SHOULD THE WASHING MACHINE
HAVE ALL THE FUN?
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MOMMY'S WORK IS NOT ABOUT FUN.
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IT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS.
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AND BY THE WAY, DON'T EXPECT A LOT
OF APPRECIATION,
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BECAUSE BELIEVE ME, YOU WON'T GET ANY.
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CHLOE, YOU ARE DOING A WONDERFUL JOB!
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THIS HOUSE HAS NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WOULD DO WITHOUT
YOU.
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YAY! TIME TO DO THE LAUNDRY!
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WHOO-HOO!
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( laughing, squealing )
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GREAT JOB, SWEETHEART!
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ALL THIS HARD WORK,
AND WITH A SMILE, TOO.
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ISN'T SHE JUST THE... UH!
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( laughing, shrieking )
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Stan: YOU'RE HOME! YOU'RE HOME! HEE HEE!
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OH, STAN, YOU MUST HAVE
REALLY MISSED ME WHILE I WAS AT WORK.
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NO, YOU SMELL LIKE MEAT.
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YOU SPEND YOUR DAY WITH MEAT.
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS...
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I WANT TO BE YOU.
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IT'S AN AWESOME JOB.
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I WISH I COULD HAVE
MY OWN FOOD TRUCK ONE DAY,
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JUST LIKE THE HAWK.
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WELL, WHY CAN'T YOU?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD
WANT ME TO GET GOOD GRADES,
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GO TO COLLEGE, GET A GOOD JOB.
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YEAH, BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THE HAWK.
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THEN GO FOR IT!
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AS A DOG, THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW:
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WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU WANT, YOU GO AFTER IT.
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( sniffs ) OOH, PORCUPINE!
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-( barking )
-( clatter, animal shrieks )
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WHEN YOU GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT,
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS.
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BUT THE HAWK IS SO COOL!
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I COULD SEE MYSELF LIVING MY LIFE
JUST LIKE HIM.
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TYLER, WORKING IN A FOOD TRUCK
IS NOT A LIFE GOAL!
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A LIFE GOAL SHOULD BE
A LAWYER OR A SCIENTIST
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OR, I DON'T KNOW, BEST-SELLING AUTHOR-
SLASH-CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST.
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OR A MUCH-APPRECIATED HOMEMAKER.
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YOU WANT ME TO BE A HOMEMAKER?
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WELL, NOT YOU.
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WHY NOT HIM?
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OR A MUCH-APPRECIATED HOMEMAKER!
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LISTEN, BENNETT, WE'RE GETTING WAY
AHEAD OF OURSELVES HERE.
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IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA QUIT SCHOOL
AND GO OFF AND DO THIS.
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HEY, MOM, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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YOU KNOW, THE HAWK
DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HIGH SCHOOL.
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I MAY HAVE MISPLAYED THAT ONE.
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I THINK THIS "HAWK" CHARACTER
IS BECOMING A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU.
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I DON'T WANT A FRY COOK
ACTING AS MY SON'S GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
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YOU'RE GONNA FOCUS ON YOUR
SCHOOLWORK,
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YOU'RE GONNA GO TO COLLEGE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL CAREER...
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POSSIBLY AS A HOMEMAKER.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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YES. THEY'RE RIGHT, END OF DISCUSSION.
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OH, THAT'S FUN TO SAY!
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YOU'RE NOT EVEN HEARING ME.
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AND THANKS FOR TAKING THEIR SIDE.
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HEY! I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
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WELL, I'M TRYING TO LIVE RIGHT NOW,
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AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
MY BACK AGAINST MOM AND DAD.
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EVEN WHEN THEY'RE
A HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT
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AND YOU'RE A HUNDRED
PERCENT WRONG?
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ESPECIALLY THEN!
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LISTEN, TYLER--
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AND THIS ISN'T COMING FROM THEM,
IT'S COMING FROM ME...
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SON, YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE FAST!
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YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS THEY ARE.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT PORCUPINES ARE NOT
MADE OF PORK?
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SO, HOW IS YOUR INSANE
OVERACHIEVER'S LIST COMING?
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
INSANE "ARTISTIC ACTIVITIES" LIST.
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AND IT'S COMING ALONG GREAT.
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I'M JUST EDITING THE TRACK
OF A NEW VIDEO I JUST MADE.
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OH, THAT.
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UH, YEAH. I MADE A FEW SMALL
IMPROVEMENTS.
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♪ BOW, BOW, BOW-BIDDA BOW, BOW, BOW ♪
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♪ BOW, BOW, BOW-BIDDA BOW, BOW, BOW ♪
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♪ BOW, BOW, BOW-BIDDA BOW, BOW, BOW ♪
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♪ BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW ♪
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♪ TWADA-BOPPA-DWOW-WOW ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH! ♪
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WOW! THAT'S, UH, THAT'S REALLY COOL.
224
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,745
BUT NOW I CAN'T POST IT ON THE INTERNET.
225
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:29,924
PEOPLE WILL SEE YOU SINGING.
226
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,880
NOBODY'S GONNA KNOW IT'S ME.
I'M WEARING MY SHADES!
227
00:10:33,917 --> 00:10:36,957
AVERY, DINNER'S ALMOST READY
AND I NEED YOU TO SET THE TABLE.
228
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:38,881
-BUT I DID IT LAST--
-I DON'T NEED A DEBATE;
229
00:10:38,959 --> 00:10:40,129
I NEED THE TABLE SET.
230
00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,708
DINNER!
231
00:10:41,792 --> 00:10:42,962
( doorbell rings )
232
00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:47,502
CAN I HELP YOU?
233
00:10:47,583 --> 00:10:50,003
HEY! I'M THE HAWK!
234
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,793
OOH-OO-KAY!
235
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,671
AH... ( laughs )
236
00:10:56,333 --> 00:10:57,963
UH-UH...
237
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:02,035
TYLER INVITED ME FOR DINNER!
238
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,705
( as The Hawk ): TYLER DIDN'T TELL US
YOU WERE COMING!
239
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,792
( as The Hawk ): TYLER, GET IN HERE NOW!
240
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,418
OH! YEAH. I KINDA INVITED
THE HAWK TO DINNER.
241
00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,667
I BROUGHT YOU A HOSTESS GIFT.
242
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,330
I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE
HAVING MEAT OR FISH,
243
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,207
SO I BROUGHT MEAT.
244
00:11:19,625 --> 00:11:21,075
I HATE FISH.
245
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,036
OH. WELL...
246
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:24,995
THANK YOU. EXCUSE US ONE MOMENT...
247
00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:26,253
"THE HAWK."
248
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,538
Stan: I'VE HEARD THE LEGENDS,
249
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:31,625
BUT NEVER BELIEVED IT WAS POSSIBLE...
250
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,710
LOW TABLE MEAT.
251
00:11:33,792 --> 00:11:36,212
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
252
00:11:37,792 --> 00:11:39,292
WHAT ARE YOU DOING INVITING HIM HERE?
253
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,495
YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT
HE WASN'T A GOOD INFLUENCE.
254
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:44,133
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU HOW COOL HE IS.
255
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,378
YOU REALLY PUT US ON THE SPOT.
256
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,328
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THE HAWK.
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
257
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,497
-MAYBE...
-AH!
258
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,996
MAYBE I SHOULD, UH, TAKE OFF.
259
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:57,713
I'M GETTIN' THAT FAMILIAR VIBE
LIKE RIGHT BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP.
260
00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,332
NO, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO!
261
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:02,127
I INVITED YOU TO DINNER!
262
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,828
IF WE'RE HAVING GUESTS FOR DINNER,
263
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,707
I COULD USE A LITTLE NOTICE.
264
00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,633
LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE TROUBLE
265
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:11,579
OR GET YOUR LITTLE MAID UPSET.
266
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,537
NO, YOU CAN'T GO!
267
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,575
YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM
ABOUT THE COOL LIFE YOU LEAD!
268
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:19,207
HOW YOU TRAVEL THE WORLD
AND SPEAK THREE LANGUAGES.
269
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,211
TWO OF 'EM ARE MADE UP.
270
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,250
BUT HEY, YOU KNOW,
271
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,633
I DON'T LET PEOPLE TELL ME
HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE,
272
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:28,169
I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE
HOW TO LIVE THEIRS.
273
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,918
A NINJA MASTER TAUGHT ME THAT.
274
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:36,379
HE ALSO TAUGHT ME HOW TO GRACEFULLY
LEAVE AN AWKWARD SITUATION.
275
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:45,538
SEE YA!
276
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:49,752
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
277
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:51,834
THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING HIM
NOT FEEL WELCOME.
278
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:55,077
I'M SURE HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
HE'S IN HIS OWN WORLD!
279
00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:57,626
LIKE THAT KID AT THE PARK
WHO FLIES THE INVISIBLE KITE.
280
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,789
HONEY, THAT BOY IS ACTUALLY
A PATIENT OF MINE.
281
00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,955
AND HE WAS DOING MUCH BETTER...
282
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,081
UNTIL A TRASH CAN FELL ON HIM.
283
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,959
IF YOU CAN'T RESPECT
WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME,
284
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,291
THEN I'M NOT GONNA RESPECT
WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU.
285
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,325
OKAY, I'M QUITTING SCHOOL
TO WORK IN THE FOOD TRUCK FULL-TIME.
286
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,827
THE ONLY THING THAT
YOU ARE QUITTING IS THAT JOB.
287
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,127
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE.
288
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:17,828
THIS IS SO UNFAIR!
289
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:23,075
CAN WE NOT SIT DOWN AND EAT
AS A FAMILY JUST ONCE?
290
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,745
( grunts )
291
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,165
THERE WE GO.
292
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,630
UH, LET ME GUESS.
3-D CHALK ART WAS ON YOUR LIST.
293
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:38,042
( imitating echo ) YES! YES! YES....
294
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,328
OH, COME ON. DO YOU THINK
ANYONE WOULD BELIEVE
295
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,247
THIS IS REALLY A BOTTOMLESS PIT?
296
00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:44,881
( gasps )
297
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,213
( imitates echo ) I STAND CORRECTED!
298
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:51,501
ECTED... ECTED... ECTED...
299
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,083
OH, MY GOSH. IS THAT TYLER
IN THE FOOD TRUCK?
300
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,666
I THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS MADE HIM QUIT.
301
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,830
SORRY, GUYS, I CAN'T HANG NOW.
I'M WORKIN'
302
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:04,380
WOW. I'VE NEVER SEEN TYLER
SAY NO TO GOOFING OFF WITH HIS FRIENDS.
303
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,538
( playing percussion with spatulas )
304
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:09,127
♪ A LITTLE RED ♪
305
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,878
♪ LITTLE YELLOW ♪
306
00:14:10,959 --> 00:14:14,039
♪ LAY IT DOWN ON A LETTUCE PILLOW ♪
307
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:17,165
HEY, I GOT THE FOOD DOWN,
STILL WORKIN' ON THE RHYMES.
308
00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,166
AVERY!
309
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:22,583
OOH.
310
00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:24,877
NO WORRIES.
311
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,625
FACEBURGER, HALF-OFF!
312
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,707
YOU CAN'T TELL MOM AND DAD
I'M STILL WORKING HERE.
313
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,792
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS?
314
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:40,665
-I DON'T KNOW, BUT I CAN'T GIVE IT UP.
-WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T.
315
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:43,290
BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... WAIT, WHAT?
316
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:45,165
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD QUIT.
317
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,630
YOU'RE NOT SLACKING OFF.
318
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,459
YOU'RE FOCUSED AND YOU'RE TAKING
YOUR WORK SERIOUSLY.
319
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:52,752
YOU'RE LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON,
A BETTER PERSON.
320
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:53,884
YOU'RE LIKE ME.
321
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,750
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU.
322
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,713
TYLER, I'M SHUTTING DOWN
THE TRUCK THE REST OF THE DAY.
323
00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:01,542
GOTTA GET A WEIRD MOLE CHECKED OUT.
324
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:03,205
WHAT? HOPE IT'S OKAY.
325
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,631
YEAH, ME TOO.
326
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,463
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE TRUCK.
I CAN HANDLE IT.
327
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,962
OH, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE READY.
328
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,251
I TRUST YA. DON'T LET ME DOWN.
329
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,673
DON'T WORRY, I WON'T.
330
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,290
I'M GLAD YOU SPOTTED THAT MOLE.
331
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,915
YEAH, DISCOVERED IT
IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING.
332
00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:22,293
Stan: THE HAWK IS GONE,
TYLER'S OUT HERE...
333
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,625
OH, I AM GONNA GET ALL UP IN THAT GRILL!
334
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,329
YOU KNOW, MOM AND DAD SHOULD REALLY
SEE HOW GREAT YOU'RE DOING.
335
00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,207
NO! IF THEY FIND OUT I'M WORKING HERE,
336
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,631
IT'LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE.
YOU CAN'T TELL THEM.
337
00:15:32,709 --> 00:15:34,629
BUT YOU KNOW WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING
I WANT TO SAY
338
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:36,749
HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME NOT TO SAY IT.
339
00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:38,884
FIRST I GET ALL... ( hyperventilating )
340
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,919
THEN I GET ALL... OH... ( whimpers )
341
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,960
AND THEN I SAY IT.
342
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,081
TIFFANY'S DATING ANOTHER BOY!
343
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,503
PROMISE ME YOU'LL DO BETTER AT
KEEPING MY SECRET FROM MOM AND DAD.
344
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,963
FINE. I'LL TELL THEM, UH,
345
00:15:52,041 --> 00:15:54,921
YOU AND YOUR BMX BUDDIES
ARE TERRORIZING A NURSING HOME.
346
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,290
YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER.
347
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,712
THANKS FOR HAVING MY BACK.
348
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,082
COME ON, STAN.
349
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:01,825
WAIT. STAN?
350
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:05,077
HEY, WHO WANTS A BURGER?
IT'S OKAY, I JUST WASHED MY PAWS.
351
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:08,331
( TV on )
352
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:09,457
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SWEETIE?
353
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,672
DOING WHAT MOMMY DOES
WHEN SHE NEEDS A BREAK.
354
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,420
WATCHING ONE OF HER SHOWS.
355
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,540
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT
FROM YOUR OLD MAN!
356
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,665
KICK HIM TO THE CURB!
357
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,460
AVERY, HONEY, HAVE YOU
SEEN YOUR BROTHER?
358
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:25,832
-HE'S BEEN GONE ALL DAY.
-I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE. STOP GRILLING ME!
359
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,787
I MEAN, "NO, NO, I HAVEN'T."
360
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,416
Stan: GOTTA TAKE ATTENTION AWAY
361
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,960
FROM AVERY'S HORRIBLE ATTEMPT TO COVER.
362
00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,881
COMMANDO CRAWL...
363
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:38,213
AW, LOOK AT STAN.
364
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:39,751
HE'S SO CUTE!
365
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:41,254
OH, GOOD. HE'S DISTRACTED.
366
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,673
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
367
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,670
THE FACT THAT I KNOW ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING ABOUT TYLER'S WHEREABOUTS.
368
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,830
WELL, I WAS JUST ADORABLE FOR NOTHING.
369
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,670
WELL, TYLER'S PROBABLY MESSING
AROUND SOMEWHERE LIKE ALWAYS.
370
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,580
IT'S PROBABLY WHY HE WANTED
TO WORK IN THE FOOD TRUCK
371
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:54,787
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
372
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:57,075
TO FLIRT WITH GIRLS AND HANG AROUND
HIS FRIENDS AT THE PARK.
373
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,286
AND HANG OUT WITH THAT GOOFBALL HAWK.
374
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:02,285
SO MUCH FOR HIM GETTING A JOB
TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.
375
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,995
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE
FOR OUR SON TO GROW UP.
376
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,003
TIFFANY'S DATING ANOTHER BOY!
377
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,670
-WHAT?
-WHAT?
378
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,670
AND ALSO, TYLER'S WORKING
IN THE FOOD TRUCK.
379
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:14,460
- Both: WHAT?
-HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING A FATHER!
380
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:15,882
-WHAT?
-WHAT?
381
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,211
JEFF AND KRISTINA ARE A HOT MESS.
382
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,166
AVERY, WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT TYLER?
383
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,420
TYLER'S STILL WORKING IN THE FOOD TRUCK.
384
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,710
BUT IT'S OKAY...
385
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,462
HE'S TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
HE'S NOT GOOFING OFF.
386
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:30,042
YOU GUYS REALLY
NEED TO GO DOWN THERE
387
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,075
AND SEE HOW GREAT OF A JOB HE'S DOING.
388
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,746
OH, WE'RE GOING DOWN THERE,
ALL RIGHT, TO DRAG HIM HOME.
389
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,415
NO, DAD, THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED!
390
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,920
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DISOBEYED US.
391
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,630
Stan: I CAN'T BELIEVE JEFF AND KRISTINA
392
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:43,079
BLEW ALL THEIR LOTTERY MONEY
ON AN ABOVE-GROUND POOL!
393
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,126
COME ON!
394
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,962
( clamoring )
395
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,791
WELL, WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT...
396
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,133
DAD, REALLY?
397
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,995
LOOK, EVERYONE, I'M SORRY
I'M NOT GETTING THE ORDERS RIGHT!
398
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,583
IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE THAN I CAN HANDLE!
399
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,537
YEP. TYLER'S DOING A GREAT JOB.
400
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,076
I WAS ONLY GONE FIVE MINUTES.
401
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:12,211
KIDS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
402
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:15,211
TYLER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STILL WORKING HERE?
403
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:17,331
THANKS FOR RATTING ME OUT, AVERY!
404
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,668
I TRIED HOLDING IT IN,
BUT IT JUST BURST OUT!
405
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,040
I'M SORRY, TYLER.
406
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:24,035
I JUST TOLD THEM BECAUSE
I WAS SO PROUD OF YOU.
407
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:27,042
TYLER, COME DOWN! YOU'RE COMING WITH
US!
408
00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,285
JUST A SEC, ANGRY MOB!
I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU!
409
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,003
SORRY. EXCUSE ME.
410
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,381
GUYS, I'M SORRY I DISOBEYED YOU,
411
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,998
AND I KNOW I'M IN TROUBLE,
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE NOW.
412
00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:41,003
OKAY? THE HAWK PUT ME IN CHARGE.
413
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,423
I HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY HERE.
414
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,630
I SEE WHAT ANGLE YOU'RE PLAYING HERE.
YOU'RE TALKING "RESPONSIBILITY"
415
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,249
BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT'S
WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR,
416
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:49,535
JUST SO YOU CAN SIT UP
IN THAT FOOD TRUCK,
417
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,535
DEALING WITH AN ANGRY MOB,
SWEATING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT...
418
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,375
I DON'T REALLY SEE
WHAT ANGLE HE'S PLAYING.
419
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,633
THERE'S NO ANGLE.
420
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,329
I PUT A COUPON ONLINE FOR SPICY TACOS,
421
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,708
AND BUSINESS WENT CRAZY.
422
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,832
IF I DON'T HONOR IT,
IT'LL RUIN THE HAWK'S REPUTATION.
423
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,917
PLEASE! LET ME FIX THIS MESS.
424
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:09,503
I THINK WE OWE SOMEBODY AN APOLOGY.
425
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,745
AVERY, I AM SO SORRY.
426
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,665
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE
DOUBTED YOU ABOUT TYLER.
427
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,003
CAN I GET BACK TO WORK NOW?
428
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:20,125
WELL, IF YOU WANT TO
HONOR YOUR COMMITMENT,
429
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,288
YOU CAN FINISH OUT THE DAY,
430
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,125
BEFORE THAT ANGRY MOB
TEARS DOWN THE TRUCK.
431
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,828
-REALLY?
-GO!
432
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:25,917
THANKS.
433
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,827
-HE IS IN WAY OVER HIS HEAD.
-MM-HMM.
434
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,707
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD HELP HIM OUT?
435
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,752
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
WORKING IN A FOOD TRUCK.
436
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,790
HONEY, NEXT TIME TYLER ASKS FOR MONEY
FOR A BMX BIKE,
437
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,633
LET'S JUST GIVE HIM MONEY FOR A BMX BIKE.
438
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,917
( chatter )
439
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,460
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, GUYS.
440
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:52,962
I GUESS WE SHOULD GO HOME NOW
441
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,711
AND YOU CAN GROUND ME
OR MAKE ME CLEAN THE GARAGE
442
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:58,042
OR WHATEVER YOU'RE GONNA DO TO ME.
443
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,825
CLEAN THE GARAGE? THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
444
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:01,079
NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT.
445
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,626
I MAY HAVE MISPLAYED THAT ONE.
446
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,043
YOU KNOW YOU CAN TAKE THE
HAIR NET OFF NOW, DAD.
447
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,995
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO.
448
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,633
TYLER! ( laughs )
449
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,459
HEARD THINGS GOT A LITTLE BUSY TODAY!
450
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:17,132
GOOD JOB! ( laughs )
451
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,328
YOUR SON'S A REAL HARD WORKER.
452
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,167
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT HIM.
453
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,040
PROBABLY GO BACK TO
THE WAY IT WAS TWO DAYS AGO.
454
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,915
YEAH, ABOUT THAT...
455
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,920
I THINK TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY.
456
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,040
UH... NOT SO FAST.
457
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:33,785
TYLER, WE'VE SEEN A SIDE OF YOU TODAY
WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
458
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,625
YEAH, YOU REALLY FOUND SOMETHING
YOU TAKE SERIOUSLY.
459
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:38,829
-SO I CAN KEEP THE JOB?
-YES.
460
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,497
BUT YOU'RE STAYING IN SCHOOL.
461
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,206
THANKS.
462
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,921
OH, THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR EVERYBODY.
463
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,750
YOU GUYS WORKED ALL THIS OUT,
464
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:48,714
AND I FOUND OUT I DON'T HAVE A MOLE.
465
00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:52,917
HE'S A EUROPEAN BLACK BEAR HAMSTER.
466
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,920
Ellen: OH... GOOD.
467
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,420
WELL, "THE HAWK,"
I THINK WE OWE YOU A DINNER.
468
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,960
EXCELLENT! I'M GONNA GO TO CHINOISE.
469
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,251
I'LL SEND YOU THE BILL.
470
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,832
Stan: TYLER KEPT THE JOB HE LOVES,
AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
471
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:11,419
ESPECIALLY SINCE I GET TO
LICK THE GREASE OFF HIM AFTER EVERY SHIFT.
472
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:14,789
I ALSO LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON...
473
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,535
NEVER DRINK OUT OF A PUBLIC TOILET
AFTER "SPICY TACO COUPON DAY."
474
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:23,375
( Stan retching, gagging )
475
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,924
( belching )
476
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,170
HO. WHOA!
477
00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:33,747
SO, CHLOE, WHAT DID YOU LEARN
BEING MOMMY THIS WEEK?
478
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:37,535
-BEING MOMMY IS HARD WORK.
-THANK YOU.
479
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,875
MUCH HARDER THAN
BEING A PSYCHOLOGIST.
480
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:41,329
OH, REALLY?
481
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,665
SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD,
482
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,000
SOMETIMES OVERWHELMED,
SOMETIMES LONELY.
483
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,000
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
484
00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:53,833
YOU SHOULD WATCH A SILLY MOVIE.
THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY.
485
00:21:53,917 --> 00:21:54,877
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
486
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,999
( giggles ) THIS IS EASY.
487
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,503
( music playing )
488
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,583
( boing )
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