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MY SLIPPER! STAN! OHH!
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TOUCH THIS ONE.
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Stan: HEY, I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT!
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?
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"TOP TEN THINGS I HAVE AGAINST ELLEN."
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( drum roll )
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NUMBER TEN. SHE HATES DOGS.
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THAT'S ALSO REASONS ONE THROUGH NINE.
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THIS IS MY THIRD SLIPPER IN A MONTH.
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WHY DOES HE ONLY EAT MY SLIPPERS?
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MOM, I'M SURE YOU'RE JUST EXAGGERATING.
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OH, REALLY? HE DOESN'T TOUCH
YOUR FATHER'S SLIPPERS,
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AND HIS FEET, FOR SOME REASON,
SMELL NATURALLY OF HAM.
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AND I'LL ADD THAT
TO THE LIST OF DISTURBING THINGS
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I'VE LEARNED ABOUT MY PARENTS.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD KNOCK
BEFORE ENTERING A ROOM.
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AND YOU SHOULD PUMICE YOUR OWN FEET.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO EACH OTHER'S?
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WE COULD DANCE SEPARATELY TOO.
SOME THINGS ARE MORE FUN AS A COUPLE.
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THE POINT IS, I HAVE HAD IT WITH THAT DOG.
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I AM THIS CLOSE TO
BABYGATING THE WHOLE PLACE.
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YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
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OHH!
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DID YOU EVER THINK
THAT STAN DOESN'T LIKE YOU
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BECAUSE HE SENSES
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE DOGS?
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Stan: SERIOUSLY? THAT'S LIKE SAYING
YOU DON'T LIKE JOY OR SMILES
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OR ARTHRITIC SQUIRRELS-- SO EASY TO CATCH.
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BUT DOGS ARE LOYAL AND LOVING
AND PROVIDE COMPANIONSHIP.
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SO WE CHEW UP A FEW SLIPPERS, OR A PURSE.
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MMM. PRADA.
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HAVEN'T HAD ITALIAN IN A WHILE.
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( theme music playing )
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REBECCA, I THINK WE MADE
SOME REAL PROGRESS TODAY
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DEALING WITH YOUR SHYNESS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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OKAY, WE'LL START OVER
FROM SQUARE ONE NEXT TIME.
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ARE YOU SPYING ON DAD'S PATIENT?
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IT'S REBECCA DAVIS.
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SHE'S ONE OF THE PRETTIEST
GIRLS IN SCHOOL,
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BUT SHE WON'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY.
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HEY, REBECCA. DO YOU KNOW THAT TIME IT IS?
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BUT SINCE SHE'S DAD'S PATIENT,
I CAN LEARN ALL ABOUT HER
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AND USE THAT INFORMATION
TO GET HER TO LIKE ME.
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LIKE IF SHE'S AFRAID OF HEIGHTS
I CAN APPROACH HER LIKE THIS.
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BUT WHAT IF SHE'S AFRAID
OF INCREDIBLY RIDICULOUS, STUPID WALKS?
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DAD'LL CURE HER. HE CURED THAT KID
WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A BAGEL.
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I JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER.
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BUT DAD CAN'T TELL YOU ABOUT HIS PATIENTS.
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SO EVEN IF YOU DID LAND A DATE WITH HER,
YOU'D HAVE TO HIDE IT FROM DAD,
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AND HIDE IT FROM HER THAT HE'S YOUR DAD,
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WHICH MEANS NEVER BRINGING HER HERE
OR TELLING HER ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.
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YEAH. I'M SEEING NOTHING BUT GREEN LIGHTS.
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STAN, THIS IS NOT GONNA HELP YOU WITH MOM.
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HOW CAN I LIKE HER
WHEN SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME?
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SHE CALLS HERSELF A CAT PERSON.
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SURE, SHE'S MAINLY INSULTING HERSELF,
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BUT HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
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MOM, I THINK STAN SENSES
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
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-I DON'T. I'M A CAT PERSON.
-( Stan barks )
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IT DOES SOUND HURTFUL THE WAY YOU SAY IT.
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DINNER'S READY. WHERE'S MY OVEN MITT?
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ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!
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THAT DOG CHEWS THROUGH
EVERYTHING OF MINE!
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I HAVE HAD IT. I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.
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MOM, YOU'RE UPSET.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT RATIONALLY.
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YOU'LL FEEL BETTER IF YOU JUST
SIT DOWN AND RELAX.
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OHH!
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HE CHEWED THROUGH MY CHAIR!
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Stan: DARN! I WAS SO BUSY
EATING THE BUTTONS OFF HER COAT
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I MISSED IT!
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I'M SURE HE CHEWED THROUGH MINE, TOO.
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MAN, THESE CHAIRS ARE ROCK SOLID.
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-( laughing )
-BENNETT! DO SOMETHING!
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I'M ON IT.
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BENNETT, THAT DOG HAS CHEWED THROUGH
THE LAST OF MY THINGS.
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WE ARE GETTING A DOGHOUSE
AND KEEPING STAN IN THE BACKYARD.
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Stan: MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR.
BETTER GO HIDE THAT COAT.
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THOSE BUTTONS AREN'T GONNA FINISH
THEIR FANTASTIC VOYAGE UNTIL TOMORROW.
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I WILL NOT HAVE THAT DOG
MAKING ME LOOK FOOLISH IN MY OWN HOME!
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OH, MOM, YOU'RE NOT STILL READING THAT
DOGHOUSE CATALOG, ARE YOU?
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DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE A WHOLE SECTION
OF PRISON-THEMED ONES FOR BAD DOGS?
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CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN "BARKATRAZ"
OR "SAN QUIN-TIN-TIN."
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LOOK, BEFORE YOU PUT STAN OUTSIDE,
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I JUST WANT YOU TO CONSIDER
THAT MAYBE STAN HAS A PROBLEM WITH YOU
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH HIM.
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I WHIPPED UP A LITTLE POWERPOINT
ON THE BENEFITS OF BONDING WITH AN ANIMAL.
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"THE BENEFITS OF ENROLLING YOUR SON
IN MILITARY SCHOOL"?
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OOPSY-DAISY, THAT'S FOR ANOTHER TIME.
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( tapping keyboard )
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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BONDING WITH AN ANIMAL
CAN LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
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IT HELPS YOU LIVE LONGER.
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AND PEOPLE WHO BOND WITH ANIMALS
ARE WARMER, KINDER PEOPLE.
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ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT
A WARM, KIND PERSON?!
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NO, NO, NO, YOU ARE.
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YOU JUST NEED TO EMBRACE
THAT PART OF YOURSELF. AND...
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ANIMALS WILL EMBRACE YOU.
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THAT'LL BE THE DAY.
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MOM, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH STAN.
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DON'T YOU EVER FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE MISSING OUT?
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( happy chatter )
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HEY, GUYS! ANYONE WANT TO PLAY CHARADES?
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OKAY, I'LL PLAY BY MYSELF.
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"FOOTLOOSE." ( laughing )
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS, ELLEN.
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( happy chatter continues )
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NO. I NEVER FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT.
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IF ANYONE'S MISSING OUT,
STAN'S MISSING OUT.
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I HAVE BEEN TOLD ON MORE THAN
ONE OCCASION THAT I'M A HOOT AND A HALF.
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YES, I BELIEVE
I'VE SAID THAT TO YOU TWICE.
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BUT YOU COULD BE UPWARDS OF TWO HOOTS
IF YOU ALSO BECAME AN ANIMAL PERSON.
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BUT I AM AN ANIMAL PERSON.
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REALLY? WHAT ABOUT THAT CAMEL?
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THEY SPIT ON EVERYBODY!
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THE ZOOKEEPER SAID IT WAS MOST SPIT
HE'D EVER SEEN.
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I ONLY WISH I HADN'T HAD MY MOUTH OPEN.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BOND WITH AN ANIMAL
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LIKE WE DO. HELLO, STAN.
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I SEE YOUR POINT. I WILL GIVE IT A TRY.
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I GOT A PARROT!
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Parrot: ( squawks ) HELLO!
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MEET OUR NEW PET LUCY.
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Stan: PET? NEW?
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THAT WOULD SEEM TO SUGGEST
THERE'S AN OLD PET SOMEWHERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE...
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-YOU GOT A BIRD?
-MOM, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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DID I MISLEAD YOU WITH
THE USE OF THE WORD "HOOT"?
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WHY DOES MOMMY GET A BIRD?
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YOU WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP
THAT BIRD THAT STAN GAVE ME.
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THAT WAS HALF A BIRD, SWEETIE.
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BUT I GLUED IT TO THE HALF A MOUSE
HE BROUGHT ME.
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I MISS MY BOUSE.
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THE GREAT THING ABOUT THIS PET IS,
SHE CAN TALK.
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-SAY, "I LOVE ELLEN."
-( squawks ) I LOVE ELLEN.
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-WHOA!
-WOW!
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Stan: COME ON! I CAN TALK.
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THAT'S MY THING! THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.
( barks )
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QUIET, STAN. LUCY'S TALKING.
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( squawks ) QUIET, STAN.
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( all exclaim )
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Stan: THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL.
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ARE YOU ALWAYS SO SMART?
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( angry squawking )
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Bennett: IS THAT BIRD TAME?
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MY BOUSE NEVER DID THAT.
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HE JUST LAID QUIETLY
ON MY PILLOW AND SMELLED FUNNY.
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MAYBE THAT WAS JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE.
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EXCUSE ME, GIRLS.
LET YOUR DADDY HANDLE THIS.
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-HELLO THERE, PRETTY--
-( angry squawk )
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DON'T WORRY. LUCY'S VERY NICE.
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SHE'S JUST ADJUSTING.
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All: OOH!
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SHE JUST POOPED ALL OVER YOUR SHOE.
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I'M AN ANIMAL PERSON,
SO IT DOESN'T FAZE ME.
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AND HER CLAWS ARE DIGGING INTO MY HAND,
WHICH ALSO DOESN'T FAZE ME.
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I'M JUST GONNA GO GET LUCY IN HER CAGE,
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CHANGE MY SHOES,
AND FIELD DRESS THIS WOUND.
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OKAY, I THINK WE'VE MADE
A REAL BREAKTHROUGH
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IN YOUR SHYNESS, REBECCA.
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IN FACT, YOU MIGHT EVEN
BE READY FOR A JOKE.
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KNOCK KNOCK.
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OKAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK
WE'LL FIND OUT WHO'S THERE!
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STILL NO PROGRESS WITH PATIENT "R."
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I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH MY JOKE.
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WITHOUT GOING INTO MUCH DETAIL,
IT WAS "KNOCK KNOCK.
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WHO'S THERE? BOO. BOO WHO? DON'T CRY."
( laughs )
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-DAD.
-HELLO!
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YOU NEED ANY HELP?
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ANY INSIGHT INTO THE TEENAGE MIND?
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YOU MEAN LIKE WITH THAT REALLY PRETTY GIRL
WHO WAS JUST HERE?
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WAS THERE A PRETTY GIRL HERE?
I DIDN'T NOTICE. WHAT'S HER PROBLEM?
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TYLER, ONE OF US KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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IS IT ME?
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( parrot squawking loudly )
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-( squawking )
-LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT.
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THIS IS MY FAMILY,
AND I DON'T LIKE YOU HORNING IN.
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I'M THE ONE WHO'S SPECIAL-- I TALK!
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( squawks ) I TALK.
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YOU DON'T TALK.
YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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YOU JUST REPEAT WHAT I SAY.
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THAT'S PARROTING.
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OH, THAT'S WHERE THAT COMES FROM!
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( squawking )
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( squawking continues )
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STAN, ARE YOU SLEEPING THROUGH THIS?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK? I AM DOG TIRED.
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OH, THAT'S WHERE THAT COMES FROM!
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WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT!
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I WAS DREAMING THAT I WAS A BIRD,
AND WHEN I OPENED MY MOUTH,
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-THE ONLY THING THAT CAME OUT WAS--
-( squawks )
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WAS THAT ME?
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DID LUCY WAKE YOU GUYS UP TOO?
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NO. THE HORRIFIC SQUAWKING
WAS VERY RESTFUL.
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( squawking )
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I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW HOW
EXHAUSTION MAKES ME SARCASTIC.
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NICE JAMMIES, LITTLE TIMMY.
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YEAH, I REALLY NEED SOME SLEEP.
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I SEE YOU GUYS ARE UP
TO SAY GOOD MORNING TO LUCY.
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ISN'T IT NICE TO HAVE
AN EARLY MORNING WAKE-UP CALL?
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-WE CAN ALL GET A JUMP ON THE DAY.
-( squawking )
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ISN'T THAT A PRETTY SONG
YOU'RE SINGING, LUCY?
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-( squawking )
-( squawking )
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YOU SOUND LIKE TWO VELOCIRAPTORS
FIGHTING OVER A BAGPIPE.
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Tyler: OHH!
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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!
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OOH. WHAT IF WE COVER THE CAGE?
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MAYBE THE BIRD WILL SLEEP
UNTIL WE UNCOVER IT.
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I KNOW. WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS TONIGHT?
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-( squawking stops )
-HEY.
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( loud, angry squawking )
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WELL, IT WASN'T THE BEST BLANKET
YOUR GRANDMA EVER KNITTED--
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JUST THE LAST.
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HUH.
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WOW, THE BIRD IS SO QUIET.
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00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:18,496
NO WONDER WE SLEPT SO LATE.
218
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,713
MAYBE SHE'S FINALLY ADJUSTED
TO HER NEW ENVIRON--
219
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:22,543
AAH! HIT THE DIRT!
220
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,251
COME HERE, LUCY! COME HERE, SWEETIE!
221
00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,963
-COME TO MOMMY!
-PROTECT YOUR EYES!
222
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,792
ISN'T SHE THE CUTEST, SWEETEST THING?
223
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:39,633
Stan: BOY, IF I HAD A BOULDER
I COULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
224
00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:43,747
OH, THAT'S WHERE THAT COMES FROM!
225
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:46,544
OH, SHE HAD A LITTLE
ACCIDENT ON MY HEAD AGAIN.
226
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,079
NO, FALSE ALARM. JUST BLOOD.
227
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,041
IT'S FUNNY. SHE THINKS I'M A FIELD MOUSE.
228
00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,665
-MOM.
-YES?
229
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,500
WHEN I SUGGESTED THAT
YOU BECOME AN ANIMAL PERSON,
230
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,173
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO BECOME
THE BIRD LADY OF CRAZYTOWN.
231
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,713
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST NOT ANIMAL PEOPLE.
232
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,382
BUT LUCY IS MY PET AND I LOVE HER.
233
00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:08,878
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
234
00:12:08,959 --> 00:12:11,129
I'M GOING TO GO BLEED INTO A CUP
AND FEED IT TO HER.
235
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,418
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT RELAXES HER TALONS.
236
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,250
DAD, ISN'T THERE SOMETHING WE CAN DO?
237
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,753
I'VE TRIED, BUT YOUR MOTHER JUST WILL
NOT ADMIT THAT THAT BIRD WAS A MISTAKE.
238
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,544
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA CALL THE PET STORE
239
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,995
AND SEE IF THEY HAVE ANY ADVICE
FOR HOW TO HANDLE HER.
240
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,293
-THE BIRD OR MOM?
-I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE.
241
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,535
( parrot squawking )
242
00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,625
-SHH!
-( squawk )
243
00:12:35,709 --> 00:12:38,499
DAD CAN GET ALL THE ADVICE
FROM THE PET STORE THAT HE WANTS,
244
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,833
-BUT WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS BIRD.
-WHY?
245
00:12:40,917 --> 00:12:43,327
BECAUSE IT'S KEEPING US UP ALL NIGHT,
RAGGEDY ANN!
246
00:12:44,917 --> 00:12:46,377
I REALLY NEED SOME SLEEP.
247
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:48,831
OH. THAT WAS THE BIRD?
248
00:12:48,917 --> 00:12:52,707
I THOUGHT IT WAS MOMMY SCREAMING
AT DADDY TO WASH HIS STINKIN' HAM FEET.
249
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:56,633
WE'VE GOTTA MAKE MOM HATE THIS BIRD
AS MUCH AS WE DO.
250
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,039
OH! WHAT IF THE BIRD STEALS HER IDENTITY
251
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,075
AND OPENS A PIZZA PARLOR FOR DOGS
CALLED PIZZA MUTT?
252
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:07,327
EVEN IF IT DOESN'T GET RID OF THE BIRD,
THERE'LL BE A PIZZA PARLOR FOR DOGS!
253
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,750
OR WHAT IF WE SAY THE BIRD SPILLED MOMMY'S
EXPENSIVE PERFUME IN THE TOILET?
254
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,044
'CAUSE SOMEBODY DID THAT.
255
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,503
NO. WHAT WE ARE GONNA DO
IS MAKE THE BIRD SAY THINGS
256
00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:21,173
THAT MOM'S NOT GONNA LIKE.
257
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,080
-WHY ISN'T TYLER HELPING?
-BECAUSE TYLER'S A JERK.
258
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,126
( squawks ) TYLER'S A JERK.
259
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:27,918
GOOD! BUT YOU GOTTA INSULT MOM.
260
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,210
TRY SAYING, "ELLEN CAN'T COOK.
ELLEN CAN'T COOK."
261
00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,541
ELLEN CAN'T COOK.
( squawk ) ELLEN CAN'T COOK.
262
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,625
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
263
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:36,249
WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS SPRAYING PERFUME
IN THE BATHROOM?
264
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,956
( high voice ) YOU CURED MY SHYNESS,
DR. JAMES! THANK YOU!
265
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,131
( deep voice ) WELL, I AM A NOTED
CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST--
266
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,458
-DADDY?
-YES!
267
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:52,002
-HEY, HI!
-WHAT'S WRONG WITH REBECCA?
268
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,455
CHLOE, THIS IS FOR TYLER, ISN'T IT?
269
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,832
YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME A DOLLAR. I'M SORRY.
270
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,377
BUT JUST BETWEEN US?
271
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,833
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
WHAT I TOLD YOUR BROTHER--
272
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:05,707
I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MY PATIENTS' PROBLEMS.
273
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,082
TOO BAD, 'CAUSE THEN I'M GONNA
HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY
274
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,746
YOU WERE TALKING TO A TOY SHEEP.
275
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:15,578
AND I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TELL EVERYBODY
THAT YOU STILL WEAR PULL-UPS.
276
00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,707
WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.
277
00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,254
I'VE GOT PROOF.
278
00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,536
YOUR MOVE.
279
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,330
NO TV FOR A WEEK. YOUR MOVE.
280
00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,667
-( crying )
-NOT WORKING.
281
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,040
-( crying stops )
-FINE.
282
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:37,174
( high voice ) BRILLIANT, DR. JAMES!
YOU OUTSMARTED A 6-YEAR-OLD!
283
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,580
( normal voice ) ALMOST 7.
284
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,498
ELLEN CAN'T COOK.
285
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,423
-( squawk ) ELLEN CAN'T COOK.
-MOM, THAT'S HORRIBLE!
286
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:46,830
( squawk ) ELLEN SNORES.
287
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:48,287
MOMMY, GET RID OF THIS BIRD.
288
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:50,785
IT'S RUDE,
AND I THINK IT SPILLED YOUR PERFUME.
289
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,575
ELLEN LAUGHS LIKE A DONKEY.
290
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:57,037
( braying )
291
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,455
I SEE WHAT YOU KIDS ARE DOING.
292
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,632
I AM NOT GETTING RID OF LUCY.
I LOVE THIS BIRD.
293
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:04,919
SERIOUSLY, KIDS, WAS THAT THE BEST PLAN
YOU COULD COME UP WITH?
294
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,330
Stan: DON'T LOOK AT ME.
295
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,457
YOU BROUGHT THAT SCREECHING BEAST
IN HERE.
296
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,422
THEN YOU LET HER GET A BIRD.
297
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:15,834
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT LUCY JUST REPEATS
WHAT SHE'S HEARD AROUND THE HOUSE.
298
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:19,457
-( squawk ) BENNETT'S WORK IS DERIVATIVE.
-ELLEN!
299
00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,171
I WAS READING THE REVIEWS
OF YOUR LAST BOOK OUT LOUD.
300
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:23,540
( squawk ) SAVE YOUR MONEY!
301
00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,997
MOM, DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS BIRD?
302
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:31,833
YES! NOW COME ON, LUCY,
HELP ME WITH BREAKFAST.
303
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:35,457
WE'LL MAKE EGGS FOR EVERYONE ELSE,
AND THE TIP OF MY INDEX FINGER FOR YOU.
304
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:40,957
WHY DID I HAVE TO MAKE SUCH A BIG STAND
ABOUT BEING AN ANIMAL PERSON?
305
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,581
NOW I'M STUCK WITH YOU,
YOU STUPID, AWFUL, WRETCHED...
306
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,997
WHO'S MY SPECIAL LADY?
307
00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:50,329
YOU KNOW, HONEY, I CAN'T SAY THAT
I'M CRAZY ABOUT THE BIRD,
308
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,497
BUT I AM RELIEVED THAT
YOU'RE GETTING ALONG WITH HER SO WELL.
309
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,423
YOU KNOW, PEER REVIEWED STUDIES
SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ANIMALS
310
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,290
CAN BE HEARTLESS AND ANTISOCIAL
311
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,955
WITH NO ABILITY TO BOND
WITH OTHER LIVING THINGS.
312
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:04,749
WELL, THAT'S NOT ME!
THIS BIRD AND I ARE BESTIES!
313
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:09,625
WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE DID YOU KNOW
THEY COULD LIVE TO BE 70 YEARS OLD?
314
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,379
I CERTAINLY DID NOT.
315
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,575
( squawk ) SEVENTY YEARS.
316
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,377
( squawky laughter )
317
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,578
( crying )
318
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,962
HELLO? DR. BROOKS!
319
00:16:24,041 --> 00:16:26,291
YEAH, THANKS FOR CALLING ME BACK
ABOUT REBECCA.
320
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,245
LISTEN, I'M A LITTLE STUCK
ON HER TREATMENT,
321
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:31,333
AND I COULD USE YOUR INPUT. UH-HUH.
322
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,670
YES. COULD YOU HOLD ON
ONE SECOND, DOCTOR?
323
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,790
I'VE BEEN PLAYING PHONE TAG
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
324
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,825
DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE IT?
GREAT. ONE SECOND.
325
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,535
-( beep )
-HELLO?
326
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,875
YEAH, UH, LISTEN,
ABOUT THAT PARROT YOU SOLD US.
327
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,209
SHE'S BECOME REALLY HOSTILE
AND AGGRESSIVE.
328
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:48,001
DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
329
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,173
HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
I WANT TO WRITE THESE DOWN.
330
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,790
"PUT GRAPES INTO HER MOUTH
DIRECTLY BY HAND."
331
00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:55,882
GOT IT.
332
00:16:55,959 --> 00:17:00,419
"MASSAGE THE BACK OF HER HEAD
USING THUMB AND FOREFINGER."
333
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,670
WOW, THAT'S, UH, THAT'S VERY SPECIFIC.
334
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,040
LET ME ASK YOU THIS,
WHAT IF SHE GETS AGITATED?
335
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,380
REALLY? OKAY.
336
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,878
"BLOW BRISKLY INTO HER FACE."
337
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:14,828
( school bell ringing )
338
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,327
HEY, REBECCA.
339
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:18,497
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
340
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,543
-UH, WELL...
-JUST ONE SECOND.
341
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,418
WHAT--
342
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,710
-WHAT ARE YOU--
-SHH!
343
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:26,882
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
344
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:28,995
PLEASE STOP.
345
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:31,668
-ARE YOU AGITATED?
-YES.
346
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,420
I CAN HELP WITH THAT.
347
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,753
( blowing )
348
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,705
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
349
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,422
I'M SORRY. CLEARLY I'VE GONE
ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.
350
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:44,169
NOW OPEN UP.
351
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:56,287
MOM? DO YOU HAVE THE BIRD?
352
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:59,205
Ellen: NO, SHE'S STRETCHING
HER WINGS IN THE FAMILY ROOM.
353
00:18:00,041 --> 00:18:02,421
THE PATIO DOOR'S OPEN. SHE'S GONE!
354
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,665
OH, NO! LUCY'S ESCAPED?
355
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,080
-MOM, ARE YOU SMILING?
-NO!
356
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,416
NO. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE STRONG.
357
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,460
SHE'S GONE. SHE'S REALLY GONE. SO STRONG.
358
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,921
Stan: NOW THAT'S SHE'S GONE,
I FEEL KINDA GUILTY.
359
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,830
SHE WASN'T REALLY THAT BAD.
SHE WAS JUST A CUTE LITTLE--
360
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,327
YOU'RE KIDDING ME!
361
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,667
COULDN'T SHE HAVE FLOWN INTO
A POWER CABLE OR SOMETHING?
362
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,825
SHH SHH! NOBODY MAKE ANY SUDDEN NOISES.
363
00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,537
WE DON'T WANT TO SCARE HER AWAY.
364
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,828
QUIET.
365
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:38,417
QUIET...
366
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,040
QUIET! QUIET! NO ONE SCARE THE BIRD!
367
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,170
I'M SORRY. I HATE THAT BIRD, BENNETT.
AND I TRIED.
368
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,080
I TRIED EVERYTHING THE PET STORE SAID.
369
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,956
WITH THE GRAPES AND THE BLOWING
AND THE THUMB AND FOREFINGER MASSAGE...
370
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:56,543
THAT WAS FOR THE BIRD?
371
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,625
EXCUSE ME, I GOTTA GO
STRAIGHTEN SOMETHING OUT.
372
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,832
ELLEN, DID YOU LET HER OUT?
373
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:05,417
NO. BUT I WAS GLAD WHEN SHE WAS GONE.
374
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,420
( crying ) ANIMALS HATE ME!
375
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,460
PEER REVIEWED STUDIES
SAY I'M HEARTLESS AND ANTISOCIAL
376
00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:14,042
WITH NO ABILITY TO BOND
WITH OTHER LIVING THINGS.
377
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:19,632
Stan: AW, LOOK AT THAT FACE.
GOTTA DO MY DOG THING.
378
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:24,825
-AW!
-MOM, SEE? STAN DOES LOVE YOU.
379
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,629
HE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON.
380
00:19:26,709 --> 00:19:30,579
I AM. I AM A GOOD PERSON. THANKS, STAN.
381
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:34,457
Stan: OH, WE MAY HAVE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES,
BUT YOU'RE STILL PART OF MY PACK.
382
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:37,632
AW. AND I'LL NEVER MAKE YOU
AN OUTDOOR DOG.
383
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,419
I BET HE'LL NEVER STEAL MY SLIPPERS AGAIN.
384
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,580
Stan: HEY, DON'T GO READING
TOO MUCH INTO THIS.
385
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,077
I'M THROWING YOU A PITY LICK.
386
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,500
BUT I DO WANT TO KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE HIDING THOSE BUTTONS
387
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,713
YOU TORE OFF MY COAT.
388
00:19:47,792 --> 00:19:49,082
Stan: NO, YOU DON'T.
389
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,078
BUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO LUCY?
390
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,996
THERE'S THAT LOVELY FLOCK
OF WILD PARROTS AT THE PARK
391
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,753
THAT SHE'LL MAKE FRIENDS WITH-- OR EAT.
392
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,003
EITHER WAY, SHE'LL BE FINE.
393
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,503
SO, WHO OPENED THE PATIO DOOR?
394
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,583
-I DIDN'T.
-I DID NOT.
395
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,827
I FANTASIZED ABOUT IT, BUT I DIDN'T...
396
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:07,670
STAN?
397
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,293
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW THE BIRD GOT OUT.
398
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,535
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
THAT FLYING TECHNICOLOR RAT IS GONE.
399
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:19,249
SO NOW THAT WE HAVE AN EMPTY CAGE,
CAN I KEEP MY SQUAKE IN THERE?
400
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,923
A SQUAKE? WHAT IS THAT,
A HALF-SQUIRREL, HALF-SNAKE?
401
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,670
NO. IT'S A HALF-SQUIRREL
ON A PIECE OF CAKE.
402
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:29,213
HE'S IN THE FRIDGE.
403
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,285
I THINK I ATE HIM.
404
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,290
Stan: BENNETT WAS RIGHT--
HE DID EAT THE SQUAKE.
405
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,883
AND LUCY ENDED UP OKAY.
406
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,249
I WAS WALKING IN THE PARK,
AND SHE PAID ME A LITTLE VISIT.
407
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,959
DARN THING SCARED THE BUTTONS OUT OF ME.
408
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,040
HEY. THANKS FOR MEETING ME.
409
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:58,666
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO... FRUIT ME, ARE YOU?
410
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,919
LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
411
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,670
YOU ALSO BLEW IN MY FACE.
412
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,500
I WAS TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU,
BUT YOU WERE SO HARD TO APPROACH.
413
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,673
SOME GUYS SAY YOU'RE STUCK UP,
BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE.
414
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,670
AND I'M NOT PERFECT. I DO DUMB THINGS.
415
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,080
SOMETIMES WITH FRUIT.
416
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:17,496
YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOMETIME?
417
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:20,633
FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT STUCK UP.
I'M JUST REALLY SHY.
418
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,915
BUT I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THAT YOU MADE
AN EFFORT TO GET TO KNOW ME.
419
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,537
NO ONE DOES THAT.
420
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:30,955
I'M JUST TRYING TO DECIDE IF YOU'RE
A NICE GUY I SHOULD TAKE A CHANCE WITH
421
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,961
OR IF THIS WHOLE THING
IS JUST WAY TOO WEIRD.
422
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,171
MY VOTE IS FOR "NICE GUY."
423
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,210
I WISH THERE WAS A SIGN OR SOMETHING
TO HELP ME DECIDE.
424
00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,332
( squawk ) TYLER'S A JERK.
425
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:44,999
OKAY, THEN.
426
00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:49,711
WAIT! THAT-- THAT'S JUST
ONE BIRD'S OPINION!
427
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,672
Birds: TYLER'S A JERK! TYLER'S A JERK!
428
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,750
TYLER'S A JERK! TYLER'S A JERK!
429
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,424
OH, COME ON!
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